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  1. Re:Prior Art on James Bond Peelable Automobile Paint · · Score: 1

    Why not? Picasso like maybe. :)

  2. Re:Prior Art on James Bond Peelable Automobile Paint · · Score: 0

    Look at his mugshot. ^_^

  3. Prior Art on James Bond Peelable Automobile Paint · · Score: 5, Funny

    HA! Michael Jackson has been using that on his face for decades.

  4. Re:The Rules on Inside the Shadow Internet · · Score: 1

    The third rule is that you must imagine a beowulf cluster of shadow internets, running linux!! Even if for only to recycle a bad slashdot joke. Yes, Mr Durden does had a cluster of weed in his basement, yes he did smoke some before posting.... why do you ask?

  5. Re:If this is going to be like leisure larry... on Modern Maniac Mansion · · Score: 1

    There is one playable right in the browser called A Case Of The Crabs

    http://www.otterarchives.com/bountygame.html

  6. Re:The Journal "Duh!" on Internet Use Cuts Socializing Time · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or am I missing something?

    Nope, Captain Obvious needs a paycheck too!

  7. Re:Number of vulnerablities aside... on New Trojan Threatens Windows XP SP 2 · · Score: 1

    99999999999999:0

  8. Trojan Condoms? on New Trojan Threatens Windows XP SP 2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Who says trojans are bad?

    You can pull one over your case and stop the spread of windows and aol. Shipping a trojan condom with AOL cds could also help stop the reproduction of aol users. Way to go Trojan! You set a good example for the rest of us. Windows XP std2 is a threat to us all, and with your help, we may just annihilate it yet! Of course, then you are still at risk for penguin gout, and gnu herpes.... but that's a post for a different story(most likely the double posting of this).

  9. Woohoo! on Ambulances to Get Virtual Doctors On Board · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now all across north america, ambulances will be pulled over, with the occupants in the back playing World of Warcraft. :)

  10. Customer Service on True Fantasy Online May Be On Track for Xbox 2 · · Score: 0, Troll

    For the low monthly price of only 19.95 you too can put up with this.

    ERROR: The Disc You Are Using May Be Dirty Or Damaged.

    ERROR: The disc you inserted is not recognized. Please insert a valid DVD, CD, or XBox game disc.

    *Crash trying to load title screen*

  11. Re:Yawn... on Animal Cloning Comes to Hollywood · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would think C3PO would be the FCC?

    R2D2 - *beep beep bloop* (Make with the naked wookie chicks!)

    C3PO - My word, we can't do that now can we! We might offend those midwesterners! How un-american!

    Chewie - OOOWAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! (Hey, I AM a wookie CHICK, you insensitve clod!)

  12. 10 on Top Ten Things About the Sony PSP · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. 0h
    2. my
    3. gawd
    4. my
    5. batteries
    6. ran
    7. out
    8. again!
    9. and
    10. again

  13. Re:Color me surprised... on MPAA Goes After More Bittorrent Site Operators · · Score: 1

    But then the soccer mom wonders why her kids have already seen all the movies she buys. :)

  14. Grounded on Thunderbird and Firefox Ported to SkyOS · · Score: 1

    I just tried to connect to SkyOS's site. Apparently, they've been grounded.

  15. Re:whoa wait! on How Can I Trust Firefox? · · Score: 1

    Not when they fight back with FUD, it's just funny.

  16. Runs Linux on Walmart Offers Sub-$500 laptop With Linspire · · Score: 5, Funny

    It DOES run linux?
    Well, I think this is the reason there are no posts. ^_^

  17. Re:Works pretty well! on Yahoo Video Search Beta · · Score: 3, Informative

    Try AskJolene.com ... you'll find nothing but the right kind of videos. >:)

  18. Re:Perfect! on Buy a Piece of Acclaim · · Score: 1

    Heh, great game idea. RECLAIM! >> You can take on the evil creditors, and mobs of angry customers who shelled out for the latest shitty acclaim game.

  19. Better things to do with your money on Buy a Piece of Acclaim · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just a random list of investments that are more likely to payoff.

    - Flush your money down the toilet.
    - Buy magic beans.
    - Financial advice from Martha Stewart.
    - Cherry OS.
    - A device to shock your abs into shape.

  20. Re:House From PC's on Biodegradable Cell Phones Sprout Into Flowers · · Score: 1

    Penguin Blower.

  21. Re:House From PC's on Biodegradable Cell Phones Sprout Into Flowers · · Score: 1

    If it were a windows box, you'd never be able to close the door and windows, and everyone in the neighbour hood would be coming in to use your milk.

  22. Re:Buy a VCR... Now! on The VHS is Dead · · Score: 1

    And what the hell are DJs doing with a VCR?

    Probably the same things EMTs do with theirs.

  23. GREAT! on Sims 2: University Announced · · Score: 4, Funny


    I'm going to make a George Castanza sim and take up marine biology and architecture. I'll fulfill his dreams.

    Then he'll get a job at Vandalay industries on the side.

  24. Most Spammed? on Gates 'World's Most-Spammed Man' · · Score: 1

    Heh, has he been on hotmail recently? You get spam reminding you to read your spam.

  25. Steaming Pile on Steam Registration Servers Overloaded · · Score: 1


    Underground reports have rumored that Steam was going to be called by the more accurate name of Steaming Pile of Crap, but the name was already trademarked by Microsoft. Infact, it's the logo for Longhorn.