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  1. Re:I don't like Switzerland on Bitcoin Can Be Bought With Cash At Swiss Railway Ticket Machines (techweekeurope.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Neither does Saudi Arabia.

  2. Re:msmash story? on Linux Marketshare is Above 2-Percent For Third Month in a Row (omgubuntu.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    I think pirates figure in it somewhere.

  3. Re:Apple: it just works on Apple's New MacBook Pro Requires a $25 Dongle To Charge Your iOS Device (networkworld.com) · · Score: 1

    I saw a guy like that on a train recently. He had so many bits of crap & cables it looked like a loom.

    If he'd been at an airport they'd have shot him.

  4. Re:Editors on Seoul Considers Messaging Ban After Work Hours (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    I wonder if he accidentally deleted his account and tried to recreate it with the original name.

  5. Re:right to restand - missing space? on Seoul Considers Messaging Ban After Work Hours (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    I thought it meant that states kept falling over and people were obliged to leave them lying there.

  6. I have a BA in Media Studies and *I* don't know what a showrunner is.

    But I don't know what a lot of things are.

  7. Re:MightyMartian's sockpuppet Hognoxious! on New Study Shows HIV Epidemic Started Spreading In New York In 1970, Clears the Name of 'Patient Zero' (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1

    what did it taste like EATING YOUR WORDS (twice, priceless, lol)

    Potatoes, beans and sausage.

    But you got it right when you said "twice". The answer is "pretty much the same with a slight cheesy undertone". Frigging hell.

  8. Re:Reap what you sow on Twitter Is Cutting 9% of Its Global Workforce (adweek.com) · · Score: 1

    the two biggest of which are ISIS and Assad's various loyalists.

    There's also the Peshmerga. Not only are they decent fighters, they produce very nice scarves.

  9. That's right. Because there's nothing above you that might move down to avoid something and nothing below you that might move up to avoid something. Like, ever.

  10. You have a time machine, a gun, and two bullets. What do you do?
    Go back and shoot Shigetaka Kurita.

    What about the other bullet?
    Go back and shoot Shigetaka Kurita again.

  11. I thought he made everyone else suffer?

  12. Now then, boyo. A town in Wales it sounds like, lookyou.

  13. Re:"Bodily noises"? on Noisy Coworkers And Other Sounds Are Top Distraction in Workplace, Study Says (npr.org) · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I started my first "real" job there was a guy on my intake who after a couple of months got transferred to some esoteric team. When I asked how it was going he said it was OK, apart from the guy who constantly quacked.

    I thought he was taking the piss. I went round there a few days later (you couldn't just walk in; it was semi-secure but I found an excuse) and it was totally true.

    I caught up with him ten years later. He was still there. I didn't ask whether he got used to it or just strangled the loonbag.

  14. I can walk around my own penis.

  15. A jump to the left, and then a step to the right.. on Noisy Coworkers And Other Sounds Are Top Distraction in Workplace, Study Says (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    Did a copy of Joel On Software or Peopleware fall thorough a timewarp from 1833?

  16. Re:If they'd actually keep up their computer lines on Apple's Annual Sales Fall For First Time Since 2001 (cnn.com) · · Score: 2

    Dido the smart phone.

    Play bland music on it?

  17. Editor's note: We usually tend to avoid covering leaks and rumors

    ... but we will if we can't get enough wild speculation and laughable hyperbole to fill the front page.

  18. Planet TEN as in 10, decimal. on Curious Tilt of the Sun Traced To Undiscovered Planet (spacedaily.com) · · Score: 1

    TEN, you fucking cunts.

    Signed,
            Pluto.

  19. The driver, who has to be there to help the truck get on and off the interstate exit ramps

    So it's almost self-driving.

    Then again, its cargo is almost beer.

  20. A good deal? Did they steal Apple's RDF? on Samsung is Hoping To Rekindle Note Brand Name Next Year (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 0

    Users in its home country who opt for the upgrade program will only need to pay half the price of a Galaxy S7 in order to exchange to an S8 or Note 8 next year -- so they're being offered next year's flagship Samsung phablet at around half price

    Is this in addition to a refund, or instead?

  21. Re:Inability to distinguish an X from a model X on Harvard Researchers Print World's First Heart-On-A-Chip (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 2

    They are [in] charge, though.

    The square old daddies are so afraid of being seen as out of touch that they just let the millenitards run around doing whatever they want, which is why you get #DEDEDE text on a #F0F0F0 background[1] and icons that all look the same.

    [1] Of course the contrast is high enough, they don't have any letters in common!

  22. You would need 1 caretaker driver on board to handle the end points.

    Not sure what you mean by "end points", but couldn't the trucks stop at something like a rest area on the edge of town and the human gets on there and take it the last few miles - sort of like how it works with ships & pilots?

  23. Re:"Rekindle"? on Samsung is Hoping To Rekindle Note Brand Name Next Year (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Amazon? You mean the ones that created the Paperweight?

  24. Re:"Rekindle"? on Samsung is Hoping To Rekindle Note Brand Name Next Year (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Clever pun, I thought. Then I saw that it was posted by manishs.

  25. Re:But what is a lie? on Study Finds Little Lies Lead To Bigger Ones (go.com) · · Score: 1

    Nobody claimed that atoms are literally plastic balls. You clearly aren't a teacher of anything. You're a retard.