in soviet russia wife doesn't allow to watch football, so disapponted husband knocks on his neighbors' door and promptly files for divorce.
no wonder you can mail order a russian bride...
a month and 2 weeks and 3 days ago I was buying 145 boxes of little debbies snack cakes at cub foods supermarket. The manager wanted $177.55 for them. I informed him I had bought just such quantity of snack cakes at a competing store 3 days previously for $112.79. I also told him that someday I would be able to buy 150 little debbie snack cakes over the internet for $74.99. He turned with a twinkle in his eye that caught me off my usual guard, laughed and said, "LOL Slackware turns 10".
Two weeks ago I was buying a bail of hay at the hay place down the road a piece. The manager wanted $29.99 for it. I informed him that I had just bought just such a bail of hay the previous week at a competing hay store for $10.99. I also told him that some day I would be able to buy 17 bails of hay over the Internet for $199. He turned with a twinkle in his eye that caught me off my usual guard, laughed and said, "LOL Scribus 1.0 Released"
Two weeks ago I was buying a pallet of twizzlers licorice candy (red) at cub foods. The manager wanted $423.99 for it. I informed him that I had just bought just such a pallet of twizzlers the previous week at a competing store for $220.99. I also told him that some day I would be able to buy a shipping carton of twizzlers over the Internet for $399. He turned with a twinkle in his eye that caught me off my usual guard, laughed and said, "LOL restrictive sales practices on the web?"
Two weeks ago I was buying a pentax optio 430RS at Circuit City. The manager wanted $823.99 for it. I informed him that I had just bought just such a camera the previous week at a competing store for $620.59. I also told him that some day I would be able to buy a 14 terapixle Fuji over the Internet for $399. He turned with a twinkle in his eye that caught me off my usual guard, laughed and said, "LOL Russians order mobile phone encryption removed".
writes like that unless theyre doing a lame ad for a lame product.
"Itâ(TM)s no secret. To win at business, you must perform better than your competition. Better. Stronger. Faster."
better, stronger, faster? wtf? lame lame lame jabroni..
Two weeks ago I was buying an olympus D-380 at Circuit City. The manager wanted $223.99 for it. I informed him that I had just bought just such a camera the previous week at a competing store for $120.59. I also told him that some day I would be able to buy a 14 gigapixle Fuji over the Internet for $399. He turned with a twinkle in his eye that caught me off my usual guard, laughed and said, "Discovering new Music?".
you can buy a G4 700 emac with CRT for about 7-800. apples auctioning in house refurbs on dovebid.com on the 17th, Im guessing theyll have some available. I bought one from them about a month ago and paid 730 shipped.
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in soviet russia wife doesn't allow to watch football, so disapponted husband knocks on his neighbors' door and promptly files for divorce.
no wonder you can mail order a russian bride...
a month and 2 weeks and 3 days ago I was buying 145 boxes of little debbies snack cakes at cub foods supermarket. The manager wanted $177.55 for them. I informed him I had bought just such quantity of snack cakes at a competing store 3 days previously for $112.79. I also told him that someday I would be able to buy 150 little debbie snack cakes over the internet for $74.99. He turned with a twinkle in his eye that caught me off my usual guard, laughed and said, "LOL Slackware turns 10".
Two weeks ago I was buying a bail of hay at the hay place down the road a piece. The manager wanted $29.99 for it. I informed him that I had just bought just such a bail of hay the previous week at a competing hay store for $10.99. I also told him that some day I would be able to buy 17 bails of hay over the Internet for $199. He turned with a twinkle in his eye that caught me off my usual guard, laughed and said, "LOL Scribus 1.0 Released"
Two weeks ago I was buying a pallet of twizzlers licorice candy (red) at cub foods. The manager wanted $423.99 for it. I informed him that I had just bought just such a pallet of twizzlers the previous week at a competing store for $220.99. I also told him that some day I would be able to buy a shipping carton of twizzlers over the Internet for $399. He turned with a twinkle in his eye that caught me off my usual guard, laughed and said, "LOL restrictive sales practices on the web?"
Two weeks ago I was buying a pentax optio 430RS at Circuit City. The manager wanted $823.99 for it. I informed him that I had just bought just such a camera the previous week at a competing store for $620.59. I also told him that some day I would be able to buy a 14 terapixle Fuji over the Internet for $399. He turned with a twinkle in his eye that caught me off my usual guard, laughed and said, "LOL Russians order mobile phone encryption removed".
are handicapped.
writes like that unless theyre doing a lame ad for a lame product. "Itâ(TM)s no secret. To win at business, you must perform better than your competition. Better. Stronger. Faster." better, stronger, faster? wtf? lame lame lame jabroni..
Two weeks ago I was buying an olympus D-380 at Circuit City. The manager wanted $223.99 for it. I informed him that I had just bought just such a camera the previous week at a competing store for $120.59. I also told him that some day I would be able to buy a 14 gigapixle Fuji over the Internet for $399. He turned with a twinkle in his eye that caught me off my usual guard, laughed and said, "Discovering new Music?".
you can buy a G4 700 emac with CRT for about 7-800. apples auctioning in house refurbs on dovebid.com on the 17th, Im guessing theyll have some available. I bought one from them about a month ago and paid 730 shipped.
do you have any potatoes? preferably large ones?
e=nobody really cares. do you have any potatoes?
sergei tarkovske notes that the prized (and much sought after) large potato is 108 years old TODAY!!
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