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Going Through the Garbage

frankejames writes "This is a very funny piece on how Portland politicians said it was okay for police to seize a citizen's garbage without a search warrant. But when some reporters swiped their garbage (and reported the contents!) they screamed foul play! Read Portland's top brass said it was OK to swipe your garbage--so we grabbed theirs."

624 comments

  1. cooked? by nunya_biznez · · Score: 1

    sounds like a goose and gander scenario to me

    1. Re:cooked? by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      sounds like a goose and gander scenario to me

      Yes, but be grateful that these little tricks still exist. Otherwise the Rupublicans would start passing laws like these:

      *If you vote Democrat you have to pay higher taxes because you want more government.

      or

      *If you're white and over 40 then you're tax exempt.

      or

      *Anyone with the last name of Bush gets a lifetime gaurentee of social security benefits.

      or

      *If your name appears on this list you are gaurenteed a seat at all White House VIP luncheons.

      --
      The government has a defect: it's potentially democratic. Corporations have no defect: they're pure tyrannies. -Chomsky
  2. Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goose for Gander, yar.

  3. confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought once u put ur garbage out for pickup then it was legal for anyone to take it....

    1. Re:confused... by PsychoElf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Depends on the state. But most states its illegal. It is still that persons property till the trash man takes it. Then it becomes the property of the trash company.

    2. Re:confused... by Shuck · · Score: 1

      Not so. Around here, San Luis Obispo, CA. There was a bum who got arrested for taking cans from the curb-side recycling bins. Something about the cans being property of the garbage company. Probably same thing with trash.

      --
      That's a good name--ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?
    3. Re:confused... by BigDish · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wouldn't assume because the cans are their property, the trash is also. The cans are designed to be re-used, and just like taking a mailbox would be theft, so would taking the cans The trash, on the other hand, is discarded. From my previous research, as far as I know in about 99% of cases taking trash is legal. If you are asked to leave, you should though, as at that point if you do not leave, it becomes tresspassing.

    4. Re:confused... by pavera · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It might be legal for anyone to take it,
      I think the biggest issue here is in using that trash as *evidence* in an investigation, who's to say it's actually *your* trash?? I throw garbage in other people's trash all the time, if I throw some some drug residue in there, and the cops confiscate it, they can prosecute the home owner for possession?? That is not a good thing.

    5. Re:confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he means soda cans, so the bum is taking garbage from the thrash, not taking the garbage cans.

    6. Re:confused... by PsychoElf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Tennessee its not legal to go through and take someones trash. I work at a retail store and just an hour ago we caught someone going through our trash. We got their license # and reported it to the police because it is considered theft. It is our property till we pay someone else to take it from us. Just because it sits in a container doesnt mean it's free game.

    7. Re:confused... by badasscat · · Score: 1

      I think the biggest issue here is in using that trash as *evidence* in an investigation, who's to say it's actually *your* trash??

      Your address on a mailing label probably helps. If I'm a cop looking for evidence of child porn possession, and I find an envelope with a known child pornographer's prints with your mailing address on it in the garbage, and I find fibers from photo paper in that envelope, I then have a pretty good case to search your house. And there's no point arguing it's not your garbage.

      Scary? Only if you're the guy with the child porn. I'll take my chances with the cops vs. taking my chance with some dumb reporter posting my credit card bill in a newspaper.

    8. Re:confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you Columbo?

    9. Re:confused... by feepness · · Score: 1

      I throw garbage in other people's trash all the time, if I throw some some drug residue in there, and the cops confiscate it, they can prosecute the home owner for possession?? That is not a good thing.

      No, they can't prosecute the home owner for possession... however, they can use that residue as PROBABLE CAUSE to get a warrant to search the homeowner's home to look for drugs. That is what happened in this case.

      Note that I am of the opinion that what happened... in both cases... is fine. Trash should be that... trash... and everyone should buy a shredder. Oh yaah, and toss the drug paraphenalia in the public dumpster... :)

    10. Re:confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You lack imagination - under civil forfeiture laws the cops can grab the house and the owner has to put up a bond and prove he wasn't using it for a crime.
      Yup, welcome to America.
      http://fear.org

    11. Re:confused... by terrymr · · Score: 2

      Yeah - that's just the usual misuse of law enforcement by corporations - remember it is a crime to try and make stores honor an advertised price in some places (best buy last year). If they had to enter your property to take it that is probably illegal otherwise it's fair game.

    12. Re:confused... by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe the supreme court ruled that once its on the curb, its 'public' property. The reasoning is that if you really didn't want something taken from your trash, you'd dispose of it more throughly.

    13. Re:confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IN SOVIET RUSSIA... your trash cans own you!

    14. Re:confused... by entrylevel · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      What the fuck? The original poster did not mention child porn, yet you mention it three times in your response! Do you have a lot of child porn? Are you upset because you cannot find child porn by going through other people's trash?

      The guy's point is that when a garbage can is sitting on the side of the road, anyone can put garbage in it, whether that garbage happens to be a tissue, a dead body, or your beloved child porn.

      I don't see what this has to do with child porn, which a dedicated child pornographer would probably not dispose of, and even if they did, they probably wouldn't throw it in someone else's trash with their real name and/or address still on it.

      I repeat: What the fuck?

      The person who owns the trash can (my trash cans are bought and paid for, not on loan from the independent carting company that my town pays to take my trash, thank you very much) should not be held legally responsible for what happens to be in it when a law enforcement officer decides to go through it.

      Scary? Only if you put the trash out regularly! This means that anyone can dump something illegal in your trash and call the cops. Do you think the cops would rather jump to the obvious conclusion or spend a week having forensics look at it? Oh sure, they'll try option two, but not until after they've done $25000 worth of damage to your home.

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    15. Re:confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who killed John Columbo?
      --Wesley Willis

    16. Re:confused... by pavera · · Score: 2

      Granted a little pot residue in the trash probably isn't enough for a prosecution, However, the fact that *MY HOME* may be searched because the teenagers in my neighborhood decided to throw their Friday night leftovers in my can is still an UNACCEPTABLE occurance. Have you ever seen a home/business after its been searched by the cops?? I doubt it or you wouldn't be so forgiving... They cause thousands of dollars in damage generally, and the owner is left to foot the bill whether they find something or not. A cop getting a search warrant to search my home because they looked in my trash is just as bad as them trying to prosecute me for doing the same.

    17. Re:confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Have you ever seen a home/business after its been searched by the cops?? I doubt it or you wouldn't be so forgiving... They cause thousands of dollars in damage generally"

      You are watching too much movies. A search warrant specify exactly what the cop is looking for. He find it, put it in a ziplock bag, then he leave the place, 5 minutes and its done.

    18. Re:confused... by TheCarp · · Score: 2

      Wow, how silly of you. DO you really think that it is an effective use of employee time to be talking to people going through the trash and reporting them to the police?

      What value does it provide to your company? Afterall, everythin gin the trash is stuff that someone decided was of no value to the company and could be sent off into the trash black hole.

      So, if anything of value to the company was in there, then the problem is NOT that this dude is going through the dumpster, its that it was in there in the first place.

      Here in MA we are much more sensible. If you are tossing it, then its fair game. QUite simple and effective. If you want it, then don't package it up like trash and leave it where you leave trash, because doing that is evidence "prima facie", if you will, that you have no use for it and, in fact, don't want it, and are not intending to derive any gain from it, as you either give it away for free, or pay someone to take it away.

      See quite simple... you want it, don't throw it out. If the dude in the dumpster was finding anythin gof value you should leave him alone and instead fire the employee that was throwing out valuable things.

      much more sensible.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    19. Re:confused... by suman28 · · Score: 2

      Hey. Don't knock it till you have tried it. Ask Bill Gates. He will vouch for it. That's how he has made his $40 billion.

    20. Re:confused... by tHiNk411 · · Score: 1

      I hate to reply to trolls BUT.......
      I used to work retail, and anytime an employee saw someone going through the trash then we were to ask the person to leave and/or call the police. The reasons behind this:

      1. Liability - If the person going through the trash falls in and hurts themselves, or finds something in the trash and hurts themselves (like an extension cord that has been cut with exposed wires, plugs it in and gets zapped), or is digging thru and cuts themselves on a razor blade then your looking a lawsuit.

      2. Image - Who wants to go to a store when you have to walk past a group of bums looking for freebies in the dumpster. Middle America is so scared of confrontations that they will drive down the block to another store just so they dont have to lie to someone about having spare change in there pocket.

      3. Lost Sales - If a product is damaged then you can't sell it at most places. It may get thrown in the trash but what is going to stop some slashdot nerd from trying to fix it or mod it into his computer or using it for spare parts? If your going to the Electronics store to buy a radio to listen to while working on the yard, and you see one in the trash that has a busted faceplate, why wouldn't you just take the busted ugly one then buy a new one? All the sudden the store actually loses a sale because of an item that was damaged and not able to sell as new.

      So it looks like there in MA your not as sensible as you think. Just because its not of use to the company doesn't mean it wont cause the company profit loss if someone takes it. Employees that report dumpster diving are more valuable then you think.

    21. Re:confused... by feepness · · Score: 1

      You lack imagination - under civil forfeiture laws the cops can grab the house and the owner has to put up a bond and prove he wasn't using it for a crime.
      Yup, welcome to America.


      Ah, I see. We have a law that is too broad and simply doesn't employ common sense. Let's add MORE laws that are too broad and simply don't employ common sense to fix it.

      Have you considered working for the IRS?

      I can't believe this got modded as insightful. Fix the problem, not the symptom.

    22. Re:confused... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      SO I am a troll now. Amusing.

      Profit loss? Excuse me? You didn't sell a radio... you still didn't sell a radio. Someone found a broken radio that YOU threw out and fixed it up, and now you want to cry foul?

      Can you just hear the drip of my heart bleeding for your loss?

      If you wanted profit from selling it, then you shouldn't have thrown it out. If you were so worried that someone might fix it up and get a freebie...then, aside from being a prick in my book, you should have disposed of it properly.

      Don't blame the recycler.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    23. Re:confused... by tHiNk411 · · Score: 1

      You still dont get it. Its profit loss because the person took the radio in the trash INSTEAD of buying one from the store. And there are still the issues called LIABILITY. There should be no need in having secure dumpsters to "properly dispose of it" at an additional cost just to throw something away so a "recycler" like yourself doesnt hurt himself while trying to rumage a broken radio from the dumpster.

      Several points have been made:
      1. Liability
      2. Profit Loss (losing a potential sale is a loss)
      3. Store appearance (bums in trashcans dont help that one)

  4. Yes!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fight fire with fire.

    Way to go folks...

    1. Re:Yes!! by wheany · · Score: 1

      No, you don't fight fire with fire. That doesn't work. Everyone knows that. You fight fire with water!

    2. Re:Yes!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So fire breaks and back burning techniques used to fight wild fires are wrong?
      Explosions detonated to accelerate oxygen consumption when an oil rig is on fire do not work?
      100's of years of fire fighting techniques down the drain.

  5. Good Lord! by tempest303 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only 4 troll posts so far, and already their webserver has melted!

    Are they being hosted by that "webserver-on-a-gameboy" guy, or what?

    1. Re:Good Lord! by questionlp · · Score: 0

      It's probably running off of solar power... and it isn't sunny out here right now.

      It's funny, laugh! :)

    2. Re:Good Lord! by Stroman+Rebar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but to be fair, they were running it on a gameboy advanced.

    3. Re:Good Lord! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The #@!% screen is so dark, they can't tell that the server has crashed.

    4. Re:Good Lord! by AgentTim3 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Haha. And by getting modded up with that sig, you've also melted your own website!

      Ah, the price of being witty on /. :)

    5. Re:Good Lord! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      notice that .lasso extension? that's a really ugly server side scripting language that talks to a really ugly database (FileMaker Pro) that runs on a really ugly operating system (pre-memory-management (no, i mean *real* MM) MacOS). Odds are this site could only handle maybe ten concurrent users before maxing out.

    6. Re:Good Lord! by Lobsang · · Score: 2


      Are they being hosted by that webserver-on-a-gameboy" guy, or what?


      Probably a Win2K box with your typical MCSE SysAdmin. At least, with the gameboy, you can get some fun. :)

    7. Re:Good Lord! by bobdotorg · · Score: 2

      Only 4 troll posts so far, and already their webserver has melted!
      Are they being hosted by that "webserver-on-a-gameboy" guy, or what?


      No No - listen to all the tapping - they're using Morse Industries ISP.

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      __ Someday, but not this morning, I'll finally learn to use the preview button.
    8. Re:Good Lord! by Greyfox · · Score: 2

      They didn't like the reporters digging through their garbage, so they posted the web site on Slashdot and made it go *Pop*.

      --

      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  6. uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's normally legal to swipe peoples' garbage? Guess I better send that organ I swiped off to the city dump. (It honestly doesn't sound all that bad, just smells funky)

  7. Anthro by andyrut · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There's a whole division of physical anthropology dedicated to the study of people's garbage. Basically, a scientist goes door to door and asks people questions about their consumer habits (how many beers do you drink a week?). Later, they go dumpster diving to verify the survey questions.

    The lying on these surveys is astounding.

    1. Re:Anthro by LordNimon · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It's also pointless. I could buy a case of beer to drink over the next three months, and only when I'm done will I throw the case out. I could claim that I drink only one beer a week, but if you happen to search my garbage the week I throw out my case, you'd think I was an alcoholic.

      I could also host a party for people who drink, even though I don't.

      Yes, these are just examples, but they illustrate that the survey technique is fundamentally flawed.

      --
      And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start
      To mold a new reality... closer to the heart
    2. Re:Anthro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      check it. I took a class from one of the professors involved with this.

      The Garbage Project

      In Soviet Russia, the Garbage takes YOU out!!

    3. Re:Anthro by jkcity · · Score: 2, Interesting

      hmmm if they asked my GF how much beer she drank in a week she would say none, if they went to the trash they would find about 50 empty tins from me and my friends, so would they assume she was lying?

    4. Re:Anthro by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 3, Funny

      >The lying on these surveys is astounding.

      really? I've always thought that telling the truth
      on those surveys was a bit odd. I mean, what's my
      incentive for giving true answers?

    5. Re:Anthro by marcelmouse · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As a social anthropologist and veteran Portland dumpster-diver, I'm going to have to take issue with this. It would be relatively easy to design a study (this isn't actually an experiment, of course) to take this into account.

      "When someone in your house reads a porno mag, does s/he toss it when it's soiled, or keep it?"

      "... no one in this house reads pornos."

      Next garbage day, I find that my informants not only toss the pornos, but toss them when they appear to be unsoiled! Not that I investigate too closely, mind you...

      THis is a fictional account of how one might design a simple study that 1) wasn't full of sh1t, and 2) reveals some truths about the consumption patterns of the house in question. It's all about how you ask; good questions are hard to think up, and that's more than 90% of good anthropology.

      Now, using dumpster diving to make a point about inconsistent standards in privacy, that doesn't require any good study design standards at all. Moral inconsistencies are really easy to reveal, and even clueless laymen (read: willie week reporters) can pull it off without a sweat.

      However, don't write off the truths that can be found in the garbage just because not *every* study that involves trash is done with rigor - good design goes a lot further than nifty jscript menus.

      (no, anthro isn't a science. just wanted to get that out of the way. of course, that doesn't mean that it can't establish truths in a rigorous manner...)

    6. Re:Anthro by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Why would I think you were an alcoholic because you throw out a case of beer?

    7. Re:Anthro by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      It's also pointless. I could buy a case of beer to drink over the next three months, and only when I'm done will I throw the case out. I could claim that I drink only one beer a week, but if you happen to search my garbage the week I throw out my case, you'd think I was an alcoholic.

      Most people don't hang onto their empties...they go in the trash as they're emptied.

      (Then again, I'm a homebrewer, so if it's brown and not a twist-off, I rinse it out and save it for my own beer.)

      --
      20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
    8. Re:Anthro by triumphDriver · · Score: 1

      I bottle my own beer and recycle the bootles. So I guess he would think I am lying also.

      --
      I grew up in the Fulda Gap, where did you?
    9. Re:Anthro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the Soviet US, the COPS crack YOUR HEAD in !!!!

    10. Re:Anthro by triumphDriver · · Score: 1

      I actively encourage everyone to lie on these surveys. I 'LIE" on just about every survey I can. I mean why should Sony or anyone else need to know anything about me other than I bought something from them.

      They are just going to build a list and sell the list to someone else or at least rent the list out.

      --
      I grew up in the Fulda Gap, where did you?
    11. Re:Anthro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Spent my childhood in the Fulda Gap, where did you spend yours?"

      With you in my cross-hair

    12. Re:Anthro by mstyne · · Score: 1

      It wasn't at SUNY Binghamton, was it?

      --
      mstyne: real name, no gimmicks
    13. Re:Anthro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You want Sony et al to know the real answers so you get better products. If you lie and say YES I love windows and I love the proprietary codec you use for the micromv tapes ... you're screwed.

      marketing surveys are useful, they tell the marketers what features we want

    14. Re:Anthro by po_boy · · Score: 2

      they don't need to know, but some people believe that it's OK for them to know. They don't see a large downside to marketers knowing their buying habits and patterns. In fact, there is an upside that some consumers see: the marketers can use that information to more effectively market goods and services to people. It means that people who buy Old Spice don't have to deal with as many tampon ads, and people who buy DVD players get more ads for DVDs and the like. It is helpful in some people's eyes and comes at a small cost.

    15. Re:Anthro by SN74S181 · · Score: 1
      what's my incentive for giving true answers?


      That really isn't important. The thing that matters is, can we publish it in a pretigeous journal and continue to get our funding, and hang around long enough to get tenure? With a sociology degree, there aren't many other options.

    16. Re:Anthro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who actually soils their porno mags?! Do the same freaks soil their computer keyboards and computer monitors while surfing the intarweb for porn then toss them in the trash? likely story dude...

    17. Re:Anthro by lvdrproject · · Score: 1

      Do anthropologists actually go around door-to-door calling them "porno mags"?

    18. Re:Anthro by IOOOOOI · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sometimes, when my own garbage cans are full, I put my overflow in the neighbor's can. They do the same thing. Taints the "chain of possesion" doesn't it? Also, my trash is kept behind a locked gate until the night before collection. My dog will bark insanely if an unauthorized leaf lands on my property, so the only way anyone could pilfer my trash without alerting me would be to do it just before the garbage truck arrives (while it's approaching noise masks any sounds made by a scavenger).

    19. Re:Anthro by personxx · · Score: 1

      Yes, and then they devise a plan to actualy give us these features but at a price they set.

    20. Re:Anthro by Letch · · Score: 1
      The lying on these surveys is astounding.

      And have any studys been done to find out if it is actually lying, or if people simply dont count some things?

      If you asked me how much milk I drink I would try to give you a estimate based on my best knowledge. But I'm willing to bet you would find me wrong if you checked my trash.

  8. Slashdotted already by !Squalus · · Score: 1

    Damn Lag! Can't get that story for a day or so, I guess.. the slashdot effecct took hold already!

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  9. Need to pulverize all garbage... by dagg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ok. So I need to delete all of the data on my hard drive at least 7 times before it is *really* deleted, and now I need to pulverize all real life garbage just to make sure the cops (or reporters, or neighbors) don't use it as evidence? Jeesh.

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    1. Re:Need to pulverize all garbage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you coule delete it once with This

    2. Re:Need to pulverize all garbage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope... just do what everyone in rural america has done for thousands of years...

      burn it.

      they cant read what you have burned, buried or spread on the driveway.

    3. Re:Need to pulverize all garbage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, destroying evidence right is hard work!

    4. Re:Need to pulverize all garbage... by Subcarrier · · Score: 1

      ...now I need to pulverize all real life garbage just to make sure the cops (or reporters, or neighbors) don't use it as evidence?

      I put some of my garbage in my neighbor's garbage bin. He takes some of it back inside.

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      "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush
    5. Re:Need to pulverize all garbage... by pjt48108 · · Score: 1

      Geezus... now we have to encrypt (shred) our GARBAGE? LOL

      --
      Mmmmmm... Bold, yet refreshing!
    6. Re:Need to pulverize all garbage... by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Or just use shred(1), for free.

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      Why not fork?
    7. Re:Need to pulverize all garbage... by HiThere · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Problem is, it's destroying that which might be potential evidence against you know not what crime you might be charged with.

      Remember: Nobody, nodoby!, knows all the laws that they are required to obey. This includes you.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  10. Sonuvabitch! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Earthquakes, family killers, terrorist camps, crashing helicopters, missing girls...

    Oregon just can't stay out of the news. HELLO? We got this big crazy state just south of us! Go report on them!!

    1. Re:Sonuvabitch! by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Oregon just can't stay out of the news. HELLO? We got this big crazy state just south of us! Go report on them!!"

      You left out our criminal basketball players! (TrailBlazers...)

      Heh yeah that was off-topic, but it's funny if you're from Oregon.

      We have some really amusing political situations here. That's really all this is. I wouldn't worry too much about people's rights being heavily affected by it.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    2. Re:Sonuvabitch! by aftk2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Heh...and don't forget breast-grabbing, pregnant-woman-exposing airport security workers. This story about Portland International Airport has been spreading like wildfire; another blow to my already beleaguered state.

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      concrete5: a cms made for marketing, but strong enough for geeks.
    3. Re:Sonuvabitch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Sigh*

      How I long for the days when Oregon was a small, backwoods state with lots of trees...

    4. Re:Sonuvabitch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have some really amusing political situations here.

      And now our wonderful pols are talking about requiring GPS receivers and dataloggers in all of our cars so they can charge us a fee to use the roads that our gas and other taxes already pay for.

      A tinfoil hat (on the GPS antenna, dummy) will take care of that problem. I wish it were so easy to take care of the other taxes being bled from us.

    5. Re:Sonuvabitch! by Dirtside · · Score: 2
      another blow to my already beleaguered state.
      Y'all better be careful. One more slip-up and we get to vote you off the island.
      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    6. Re:Sonuvabitch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gee, thanks for ruining my new year's .. man that SUCKS .. wtf country is this again? .. I wonder if that stuff is really true? Must be because that's like the fifth story I read like that in the past year.

      Well, there's always a way out: I read about a guy who had a bible in his bag, and a security drone started searching it. The drone found the bible, smiled, and said "Well, I guess I don't need to search this bag any more!". And he let the guy go.

      If I have to fly, there's going to be a fuckin' bible in my bag or pocket (or both), that's for sure. And I'll be sure to smile and say "thank Jesus that you wonderful people are protecting us from evildoers". It's better than being thrown in jail, that's for damn sure.

      DO NOT question the tactics. DO NOT make jokes about nail clippers. DO NOT say anything that doesn't fit the beliefs of the mainstream. Pretend you're behind the iron curtain.

      Welcome to goddamn america. at least I don't have to worry about this shit in my own home .. yet ..

    7. Re:Sonuvabitch! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      I mean, who could imagine, in Oregon, people being herded like cattle, blocks away from an event, just bacause they want to have a civil protest, or that an 8 year old would get sprayed with mace, just for doing nothing... oh wait.

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    8. Re:Sonuvabitch! by gadlaw · · Score: 1

      I did read that story the other day and it made me mad enough to link to it myself. Welcome to Amerika.

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  11. hypocrites by juan2074 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Surprise! Government officials are hypocritical.

    How often do they consider how it would feel if these laws were applied to them?

    Will the government officials who enacted the USA PATRIOT act ever have to really be subjected to the same things they allowed to be done to us?

    1. Re:hypocrites by Saeger · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Beaurocrats often think themselves above the law because they're obviously the "good guys", and in order to do their job they shouldn't be subject to the same inconveniences. It's only the rest of us potential-terrorist peons who should have to prove our innocence by showing we have nothing to hide.

      People despise one-way mirrors for perfectly valid reasons, and I hope the magnifying glass stays focused on those behind it until it's replaced with transparent glass, or brick. (ick... this analogy needs work :)

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    2. Re:hypocrites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      certain people need to be protected for national security reasons. for example Jenna Bush's garbage should be offlimits because it could give away info that could lead to her kidnapping and would distract the president away from important duties. some people are more equal than others for your own safety.

    3. Re:hypocrites by Alsee · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Jenna Bush's garbage should be offlimits because it could give away info that could lead to her kidnapping and would distract the president away from important duties.

      Jenna Bush's garbage is more likely to give away info that she gets stoned. The news stories on that would probably distract the president away from important duties even more than her kidnapping would.

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    4. Re:hypocrites by Dirtside · · Score: 2
      Jenna Bush's garbage is more likely to give away info that she gets stoned. The news stories on that would probably distract the president away from important duties even more than her kidnapping would.
      At least if she got kidnapped, Dubya wouldn't have to worry about her doing any other stupid things :)

      That aside, if the USSS wants to keep Jenna safe and Dubya unworried, they should burn all her trash instead of making it available to the public, just like the rest of us should if we care enough about who sees what in our trash.

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    5. Re:hypocrites by dizco · · Score: 3, Insightful

      bullshit. Jenna Bush, and George Bush for that matter, is no more important than anyone else. Viewing government employees (and thats what the job of President is) as somehow above the average citizen leads to a fucked up society. If Jenna Bush's garbage is offlimits because it might help someone kidnap her, then so is mine.

    6. Re:hypocrites by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      I haven't read the article yet (it's slashdotted) but I think there's a world of difference between law-enforcement agencies going through your garbage and newspaper reporters going through your garbage. After all, police are, for good or ill, given legal authority to investigate. Reporters...are not.

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    7. Re:hypocrites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Garbage is considered public domain oncee it hits the curb, reporters neighbors, your kids, whoever are legally allowed to view it. If you dont want people looking at it, incinerator!!!

    8. Re:hypocrites by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      How often do they consider how it would feel if these laws were applied to them?

      Uhh, the State (that is, someone working as an agent of the State) gets to do all sorts of things that are illegal for us non-State individuals to do. Nice job.

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    9. Re:hypocrites by Speare · · Score: 3, Informative

      Jenna Bush's garbage is more likely to give away info that she gets stoned.

      Jenna Bush: likely drunk,
      Noelle Bush: likely stoned.

      Keep it straight.

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    10. Re:hypocrites by Frymaster · · Score: 2
      patriot act? that's peanuts. we need to subject the u.s. government to a full-scale implementation of their cointelpro program.

      remember, in 1971 the citizens committee to investigate the fbi broke into the philidelphia fbi office and made off with all sorts of enlightening papers... a run down of all that is here.

    11. Re:hypocrites by rmohr02 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      After all, police are, for good or ill, given legal authority to investigate. Reporters...are not.
      What about freedom of the press?

      When you get down to it, policemen (and women) are just people. And if they can't get enough cause to get a warrant to search your garbage, then they shouldn't even be thinking about you as a suspect.
    12. Re:hypocrites by ryanvm · · Score: 2

      Will the government officials who enacted the USA PATRIOT act ever have to really be subjected to the same things they allowed to be done to us?

      Wbat's this us stuff? You got a turd in your pocket?

    13. Re:hypocrites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, brother

    14. Re:hypocrites by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      When you get down to it, policemen (and women) are just people.

      Wrong. You missed the whole point. Policemen are agents appointed to investigate and enforce the law. Journalists are people who couldn't get into the English department so they switched to J-School. They have no authority to dig in people's garbage. There's an established process for police abuse to be corrected. And, well, there's one for journalists, too, and I hope they're put through the wringer for this one.

    15. Re:hypocrites by canadian_right · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Generally, the police have to be even more careful to follow the law than reporters. Judges will throw out tainted evidence, while a reporter's editor likely isn't as scrupulous.

      The police are NOT given the power to break the law. The police are expected to uphold the law while doing their job.

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    16. Re:hypocrites by JetScootr · · Score: 2

      There IS a world of difference between reporters and police. Reporters are constrained by law to tell the truth, or face civil lawsuits for libel. The police, on the other hand, can "leak" all kinds of lies and inuendo about you or oh, hell, just hold a press conference and say you're a "person of interest" and cast suspicious looks about and make your life a living hell.
      Example: Richard Jewel - nobody's vote for boy scout of the year, but he was productively employed as a security guard, he helped his momma (by fixing her roof) and he saved the lives of a coupla dozen people in the case of the Olympic Park bombing a few years back. The FBI called him a suspect. They paraded him as the leading suspect. They investigated him, got him fired so thoroughly he couldn't get a job for years. Then they realized they were wrong and just stopped blabbing. No apologies, no corrections issued to the press, no nothing to try to make right what they had f**ked up.
      Oh yes, there's a world of difference between reporters going thru yer trash and the COPS going thru yer trash.

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    17. Re:hypocrites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's always amusing to see people still shaking around the Cointelpro 'evidence' like it's a fresh new example of government abuse of power. How about some evidence newer than, say, 1971? Don't have any? Just some shitty book published by Pathfinder? Shouldn't you be out selling your trotskyite paper somewhere, dude?

    18. Re:hypocrites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the 30-year old operative in 1971 doesn't retire until 2006. let's put these people in prison.

    19. Re:hypocrites by Metrol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wrong. You missed the whole point. Policemen are agents appointed to investigate and enforce the law.

      Wrong back atcha. A law enforcement official is subject to the same laws of trespass as any other citizen. That's kinda why they need a warrant to search someone's private property.

      There are exceptions to this, involving blanket warrants in the case of emergency or if the possibility exists that someone's life is in danger. Other then the few exceptions, the police have no more right to your private property than a journalist has. What's worse is that evidence taken from a private residence without a warrant, no matter how guilty someone might be, will be thrown out in court.

      This IS the point of the actions taken. To point out the fact that the police are over stepping the consititutionally established boundaries of the 4th amendment. Allowing unwarranted search and seizure to go unchecked weakens civil liberties as well as the successful prosecution of those that really should see time behind bars. There's no win here for anyone.

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    20. Re:hypocrites by ethereal · · Score: 1

      The point of the article was that they didn't get a search warrant, and then used the search to justify a later, more invasive search of the home with an actual warrant. The only leeway that police get in terms of investigating is the warrant, so there really is no difference between a government employee going through your trash without a warrant and a private citizen doing so.

      I do seem to recall from U.S. Government class in high school that the Supreme Court has previously ruled that garbage at the curbside is not protected, so this article is only interesting in that the trial judge seems to have ruled the other way (well, and the fact that the government officials seem to think they're above the law somehow). Really, this is old news - stuff out at the curb is considered to be abandoned; if you don't want it looked through without a warrant, burn it or bury it on your property.

      The article mentioned that your trash should be considered sacrosanct at least until the garbage men get it, but it seems to me that the police could then just stop the garbage truck at the corner with your stuff still on top. So there's not much gain of privacy there.

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    21. Re:hypocrites by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Informative
      To point out the fact that the police are over stepping the consititutionally established boundaries of the 4th amendment.

      The fourth amendment has been repealed.

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    22. Re:hypocrites by tigga · · Score: 1

      Hmm, how do they know it's my trash in there?
      I put my trash on curbside, then somebody dropped there used syringe with narcotics trace. So I'm already eligible to search warrant, right?

    23. Re:hypocrites by blibbleblobble · · Score: 2

      "Will the government officials who enacted the USA PATRIOT act ever have to really be subjected to the same things they allowed to be done to us?"

      Easy way to find out. Leave a car outside the AG's house with a webcam surveilling him, then follow him around videotaping him on his evenings out. After all, CCTV is for your own safety, right?

      Interesting to see that the mayor in this article (that's Mayor Vera Katz, Portland, Oregon, for the benefit of search engines) Mayor Vera Katz already knew that sifting through rubbish was a gross invasion of privacy, and that was why she kept her own bins so well defended, even as she endorsed the prosecution of one of her colleagues using illegal evidence from a previous search.

    24. Re:hypocrites by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Police offiers need a warrant to search someone's property because of the fourth amendment. The fourth amendment applies specifically to police officers.

      Lets see some documented cases where police officers have been charged with trespass for not having a warrant. Generally the 'penalty' for not having a warrant is that evidence is disallowed in a case.

    25. Re:hypocrites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an authoritarian shithead.

    26. Re:hypocrites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm suprised that Bush's PR people haven't had her "kidnapped" by the AXIS OF EVIL yet. Can you imagine the ratings bonanza for George over Osama holding his THINK OF THE CHILDREN hostage? Considering the "bomb afghanistan until the dow is over 10,000 again" didn't work I'm sure this is on the table at the joint chief's office.

      If anything, I'm sure George is pissed his "bomb civilians into the stone age" campaign didn't work like his dad's and get him a 97% approval rating.

    27. Re:hypocrites by Metrol · · Score: 2

      Generally the 'penalty' for not having a warrant is that evidence is disallowed in a case.

      Unfortunately, you are all too correct here. The officer isn't dealt with as a law breaker, and a quite possibly guilty individual could be set free.

      In a slightly more perfect world, an officer committing trespass without a warrant would be treated as any other citizen doing so. Along similar lines, incriminating evidence that truly does show that someone is guilty shouldn't be thrown out due to illegal search procedure.

      You are quite right though. We don't live in a slightly more perfect world. To the detriment of both civil liberties and successful prosecution of the guilty, police officers enjoy a certain level of immunity in regards to matters of trespass.

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    28. Re:hypocrites by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 2
      Let's compare the consequences of preventing George Bush from doing his job to the consequences of preventing you from doing yours.

      He's important enough to me. Millions of people---me included---can die at his whim; you, on the other hand, are just some guy.

      Hey, I don't matter much in the scheme of things, either, except to my wife and my dog.

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  12. If you... by craenor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Really cared about the security of your garbage, you wouldn't set it on the curb so a guy who makes $7.50 an hour can come by and take it with him.

    1. Re:If you... by pavera · · Score: 5, Informative

      Garbage men get paid a heck of alot more than that,
      they actually make like 25-30/hour, at least in Nevada they do.

    2. Re:If you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed, its the same in NY. I hate these people whose logic is so ass-backward. Just because they sling trash for a living doesn't mean they make little money. Infact, you seem to asume that because its a crappy job they would be paid a low salsry. Infact, thats the reason they make decent money. Do YOU want to pickup trash for a living?

      As for lowing paying jobs in general, how differnt would your life be without them? Have you thought about that? Chances are your daily life would turn upside down if these people did not show up to work one day. So, take a moment to thank the people smarter than you for invetning things like trains, planes & automobiles and thank those not as fortunate as you for pumping your gas, flipping your burgers and stocking the food at your local grocery store.

    3. Re:If you... by Garg · · Score: 2

      Garbage men get paid a heck of alot more than that

      Especially if they work for Tony Soprano.

      Garg

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    4. Re:If you... by Dimwit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Which, incidentially, is about 7 - 10 more than the average pay of Texas schoolteachers.

      Not to disparage the work of sanitation engineers, but I think teachers should make at least as much...

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    5. Re:If you... by blitziod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i had a teacher that worked as a trash man during the summer when i was in middle school. The kids where making fun of that one day. He said , " Don't laugh, my summer job pays better than teaching"

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    6. Re:If you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow ... a bit sensitive. didn't mean to cause you to use words like 'hate'. btw, didn't mean to make fun of your dad either, by all means follow in his footsteps, pick up trash for ignorant jerks like me and defend it as noble.

    7. Re:If you... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "Really cared about the security of your garbage, you wouldn't set it on the curb so a guy who makes $7.50 an hour can come by and take it with him."

      Get a shredder. Seriously, anything that is going into the garbage where I live that has a name/address or any kind of personally identifiable info on it, passes through the shredded before it lands in the trash.

      NB: Garbage disposal people make a lot more than $7.5 per hour.

    8. Re:If you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which, incidentially, is about 7 - 10 more than the average pay of Texas schoolteachers.

      Really? The average Texas schoolteacher only makes $2.50-$4.29/hour?

      I agree with you on the principle, but your math is broken.

    9. Re:If you... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      ...thank those not as fortunate as you for pumping your gas, flipping your burgers and stocking the food at your local grocery store.

      Who goes to full service stations any more? I haven't even seen a place that'll pump your gas for years! What country do you live in?

    10. Re:If you... by Alsee · · Score: 2

      Not to disparage the work of sanitation engineers, but I think teachers should make at least as much

      Considering some of the students they have to deal with that's a pretty close analogy.

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    11. Re:If you... by goodwid · · Score: 1

      Come to Oregon, where self service is illegal..

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    12. Re:If you... by n0013H4x · · Score: 1

      Thus explaining why he is only making $2.50.

    13. Re:If you... by Dallascaper · · Score: 1

      Let's see... What is the cost of living in Texas vs. NYC? Convert what teachers earn by the number of months they actually work, and they do better than a lot of people. Personally, I'd rather teach kids than work as a garbage man any day of the week. I have tremendous respect for teachers, but "sanitation engineers" earn their living too.

    14. Re:If you... by nuwayser · · Score: 3, Informative
      Those countries would be New Jersey and Oregon, the only two states in the US where self-service has been successfully banned.

      From The Western States Petroleum Association:

      Only two states in the nation -- Oregon and New Jersey -- currently have an outright prohibition on self-serve gasoline sales. Their argument is twofold: first, that the volatile nature of gasoline requires respect and care when refueling; and second, there is an unfounded fear of an unacceptable danger to the public if unskilled consumers are able to dispense their own gas.

      As previously stated, this fear is unfounded. In fact, the insurance industry makes no distinction in risk between self-service and full-serve outlets when assessing the risk of all human activities. Moreover, self-service is statistically safer by a substantial margin than attendant-serve outlets.

      Opposition to self-serve has come from a small percentage of consumers, particularly older people and the disabled who require full-service assistance. The industry recognizes the legitimate concerns of these groups and is willing to work to ensure the availability of full-service at retail outlets. A complete ban on self-serve, on the other hand, is unfair restraint of trade, ignores the wants of the majority, and puts retailers in those locations that ban self-serve at a disadvantage.
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    15. Re:If you... by Dimwit · · Score: 2

      The cost of living in some parts of Texas (Austin mainly) is higher than the cost of NYC. Of course, the highest in NYC is higher than anywhere else in the country, but the average cost of living in Austin is slightly higher than the average in NYC.

      Either way, the pay rates are about the same. In Texas, the average garbage person makes around 32 - 36k a year. A teacher in most school districts starts out at something like 23k a year.

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    16. Re:If you... by afidel · · Score: 2

      Obviously you haven't been to NJ lately. By law all pumps are full service, it's a crappy way to prop up a shitty job but meh.

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    17. Re:If you... by Thu+Anon+Coward · · Score: 1

      the other thing to take into account is that most school districts pay you for the time you actually teach and you only get paid once per month. so? you try and live on a once per month paycheck AND then remember to save money to pay your bills for the 3-month summer. if I had to do that, I'd have to save $3500/mortgage, $600/utilities, $1200/carpayment, $1000/general expenses, $300/insurance. anything else I miss?
      I'm a gov't worker who gets paid once-a-month now and you have to be careful on what you spend.
      why do you think teachers teach summer school? not just for the hell of it.

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    18. Re:If you... by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1, Troll
      Not to disparage the work of sanitation engineers, but I think teachers should make at least as much...

      <rant>

      You know, I'm tired of hearing this. Most teachers are making comfortable wages already, certainly better than most working-class people. And most of 'em aren't worth what they're getting. They see themselves as intellectuals, and a precious few of them are, but most of them are just regurgitating garbage and complaining a lot.

      What teachers really need is more freedom instead of arbitrary standards. The hell with standardized testing.

      There are too few good teachers to go around, and too many kids in each class. The kids spend too much time in the classroom. They get burned out on learning. Kids should be out playing. The hell with school five days a week. How about two classes, M-W-F and Tu-Th-Sa?

      Oh yeah, I am studying to be a teacher. And I will work for peanuts and work six days a week. Just let me do my job, that's all I'm gonna ask.

      </rant>

    19. Re:If you... by LordWoody · · Score: 1

      Oregon has the same type of law. Consumers are not allowed to pump gas.

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    20. Re:If you... by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      Agreed, its the same in NY. I hate these people whose logic is so ass-backward. Just because they sling trash for a living doesn't mean they make little money.

      Or that they don't have any status. Last time I was in New York, I was wandering around downtown and I noticed a sign on an admin building.

      Apparently, the cops are New York's Finest, the firemen are New York's Bravest and the garbagemen are New York's Strongest. Given how much shit they must have to haul in Manhattan, I thought that was rather cool.

    21. Re:If you... by TygerFish · · Score: 1

      Garbage men have an interesting position that drags secret truths into the light.

      As a society, we're willing to tolerate ignorance and pay teachers accordingly--people from better education systems than ours are clamoring to come here--but you can't lowball sanitation workers.

      When you underpay teachers, you end up with twenty-year-olds can't read a comic book and no one notices the difference. When you try that with sanitation workers, they stop working in mid-summer and the maggots make it obvious that something has gone wrong.

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    22. Re:If you... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      i think they are getting paid exactly what they should. After all, the garbage gets picked up weekly (and on time), but on the other hand, the wonderful teachers of Texas aren't exactly churning out the brightest students in the country. *prepares for lone star flame attack*

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    23. Re:If you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all, the garbage gets picked up weekly (and on time), but on the other hand, the wonderful teachers of Texas aren't exactly churning out the brightest students in the country. *prepares for lone star flame attack*

      Incarceration rates for blacks are about what you'd expect. It's not as if they're being dragged from their beds and arraigned at random in underground bunkers. *prepares for darkie flame attack*

    24. Re:If you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      obviously you've never taught in a new york school, unless you love to teach there isn't any reason to lock yourself up in a room full of emotionlly unstable children that don't want to be there and probably have a gun stashed somewhere that they got passed the metal detectors.

    25. Re:If you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You are not thinking very clearly. When I got paid once/month I actually preferred it. My bills come due once/month, it's natural to get paid once/month.

      You are getting paid the same amount, you make it sound like once/month means you make less money.

      Yeah, it does mean you can't live paycheck to paycheck as nicely, but damn, save a month of salary, ok?

    26. Re:If you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the average garbage person makes around 32 - 36k a year. A teacher in most school districts starts out at something like 23k a year

      Don't mean to belittle your point-US shamefully underpays its teachers--but one of the most common logical flaws I see in these comparisons is to present the 'starting salary' of oppressed group and the 'average salary' of the comparison group. In your example, a teacher starting at 23k, making only 2% cost-of-living increments-no merit raises, no grade changes--would be at 28k by mid-career, which is equivalent to $37k annual.

    27. Re:If you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about we pay you really cheap babysitter wages instead? $2.50 per kid per hour.

      Hmm...let's do some math here:

      25 kids * $2.50/hr * 6 hrs/day

      Easier to read:

      25 * 2.5 * 6 = $375 daily.
      $375 daily * 170 days/year = $63,750 yearly.

      Now imagine paying a "decent" babysitter wage of $5/kid.

      Hmm....I gotta get me a teaching degree and start a private schoolhouse! I'll get rich!

    28. Re:If you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Have you considered that

      There are too few good teachers to go around,

      might be a result of

      Most teachers are making comfortable wages already, certainly better than most working-class people.

      I have to imagine that the people who would make good teachers also make good managers, directors, programmers, etc. 'Good people' have a huge range of options available, and equating "teaching" with "working-class" does not encourage good people to become teachers.

      It's simple economics: throw money at things you want to encourage. Pay teachers more, get more applicants, discard more lousy candidates. Pay teachers less, get fewer applicants, hire crap.

    29. Re:If you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There are two things to consider when discussing teachers' pay:

      1 - Teachers only work 9 months of the year. So when you hear that a teacher makes $26k per year, that actually works out to about $35k if they worked 12 months.
      2 - Overpaying teachers would attract people who are only interested in being a teacher for the wrong reasons (money and 3 months vacation). Underpaying teachers at least ensures that people who do it are doing it because they enjoy it.

      Unfortunate but true.

    30. Re:If you... by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 2

      Not to disparage the work of sanitation engineers, but I think teachers should make at least as much..

      Feel free to donate money to the local teacher's union, then. Actually, the "proper" pay is whatever it takes to hire the last teacher you hired.

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    31. Re:If you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the original factoid was for pay in Nevada, not NYC. COL isn't very high out there. Average starting pay for a texas school teacher is something like 30k, maybe as much as 40k in the big cities with higher cost of living.

    32. Re:If you... by operagost · · Score: 2

      I'd have to say a petroleum SIG isn't the place to go for unbiased research. The gas is cheaper in the Camden NJ area than in Philadelphia and its suburbs just over the Delaware; yet in NJ it's pumped for you. I can't prove it, but I just have a hunch that were they to allow self serve, minimum prices would stay the same (or eventually end up there) and full serve would become several cents more expensive. This is because they still need to pay the guy to stand around while people pump their own gas. This would also prompt about 75% of the stations to drop full service entirely.

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    33. Re:If you... by AeternitasXIII · · Score: 1

      This brings to mind an odd situation...we pay garbage men extra because its obvious that picking up trash stinks and without good money it wouldn't get done.

      In the case of teachers however, there is an understood assumption in our society that teaching is a respectable and honorable profession and that people with the skills should be lining up around the block to help build society. Yet we pay the teachers crap, and as a result have shortages of qualified and knowledgable people willing to teach. I was just ranting with my roommate about whats wrong with teachers' unions, though now I find myself questioning my stance in that discussion...

      completely off topic, I know.

    34. Re:If you... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      In Oregon it is forced upon you.

      I was accosted by some dude at a gas station in Oregon while I was driving through (I know, who drives through Oregon?). He went to my '71 Chevy pickup and filled the fucking thing to overflowing! Then he just stood there and looked dumb! That fucking idiot. I had to grab stuff to clean it up to prevent the spilled gas from further screwing up an old paint job.

      I was always taught in school that overfilling a gas tank was dangerous, some sort of fire hazard. Obviously he wasn't taught the same thing....

      And he was just trying to milk a few more cents out of me. I'd rather NOT smell gas in the cab of my truck for the next 400 miles on a long trip than submit to this stupid law.

      The most qualified person in this whole fucking world to fill up my gas tank is ME, because I fill it up every week and have done so for the last two years. It's a truck with some "character", so it doesn't behave like you expect a truck to behave. (It actually runs, for one thing, and usually starts right away)

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    35. Re:If you... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1
      When you underpay teachers, you end up with twenty-year-olds can't read a comic book and no one notices the difference.

      If you don't underpay teachers, you wind up with 20-year olds too qualified to haul trash.

      Sorry, I couldn't resist. :)

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    36. Re:If you... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1
      but on the other hand, the wonderful teachers of Texas aren't exactly churning out the brightest students in the country.

      Heh, no flame attack here. Because it's not the teachers' fault, at least not completely. What about the drugs? I'm not talking about the fact that 70%+ teenage kids in Austin smoke pot, I'm talking about LITHIUM, and PROZAC, and the OTHER drug habits that are forced upon these kids.

      Working in fast food I met a decent statistical sampling of kids in the area, and 90% of them were on some prescribed tranquilizer that prevented their brains from functioning.

      Keep your kids ignorant, shoot 'em up with drugs, manufacture threats to national security, so which group gets to be the scapegoat? In Germany they had the jews, who's it gonna be for Nazi US? The arabs? Or iraqis? Who, who who?

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    37. Re:If you... by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

      While we're dreaming, let's pay the President and Congress minimum wage. To be fair, they're busy people, so let's pay them 24 hours a day.

      Let's see...

      $5.15 * 24 * 365 = $45,114

      The President's salary in 2001: $400,000

      Think about that for a moment.

      And then think about the CEO who pays himself tens of millions of dollars a year for playing golf and attending board meetings, while his workers are getting laid off and his customers are getting shoveled crap for their hard-earned dollars.

      Let's concentrate on the real problems with who's getting paid what in America, shall we?

    38. Re:If you... by TygerFish · · Score: 1

      Yes, there is that.

      I remember that as one of the old arguments, or conspiracy theories, that seemed to explain our society all too well. Given the ambient wealth of this country, people have often wondered how we can do some things so well that overeating is a persistent problem while overeducation never is. The fun corallary to this is that well-educated members of the masses--people trained both to do and, more importantly, to *THINK* would come to realize that the power and prestige of the upper classes is arbitrary and get nasty about it.

      I couldn't resist either.

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    39. Re:If you... by tigga · · Score: 1
      2 - Overpaying teachers would attract people who are only interested in being a teacher for the wrong reasons (money and 3 months vacation). Underpaying teachers at least ensures that people who do it are doing it because they enjoy it.

      It's very simplistic.
      For example good teacher who needs money will be forced to leave school. And I heard about teacher who enjoyed his job, but kids disliked him - maybe he really more enjoyed himself doing this job...

    40. Re:If you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      remember to save money to pay your bills for the 3-month summer. if I had to do that, I'd have to save $3500/mortgage, $600/utilities, $1200/carpayment, $1000/general expenses, $300/insurance.

      Well, considering we're talking about teachers trying to live on $30k, your summer expenses are close to 25% of their 9-month salary. 30% if you take out taxes. A person in that situation would do well to recognize that his expenses exceed his means and find a way to reduce expenses or raise income. Smaller house. Used car. Paint houses.

      Sounds like you might want to consider that advice yourself.

    41. Re:If you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Overpaying teachers would attract people who are only interested in being a teacher for the wrong reasons (money and 3 months vacation). Underpaying teachers at least ensures that people who do it are doing it because they enjoy it.

      I knew plenty of lousy teachers who 'enjoyed' it. I could care less that someone is in teaching primarily for the money and the time off, as long as they do a decent job as a teacher. Increasing teacher pay would increase the competition for teaching positions, and thus improve the quality of teachers.

    42. Re:If you... by rworne · · Score: 2

      And to further enhance the security, get a dog. In the article (slashdot effect is over for now) they found a bag with five pounds of dog feces. I get rid of the bag and just dump the feces into the can with the garbage.

      I like to do all I can to help out the garbage pickers that scrounge for recyclables on trash day.

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    43. Re:If you... by nuwayser · · Score: 1

      I'd have to say a petroleum SIG isn't the place to go for unbiased research.

      True. Neither is /. for that matter. ;-)

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    44. Re:If you... by Blackneto · · Score: 2

      Could the price difference be a tax issue?
      Around here, Illinois and Missouri area, gas is usually 10+ cents cheaper in MO than IL. Most of it comes from the same distributors. there may be some formula differences but overall it's the same.
      The Difference is in the taxes assessed at the pump. IL has more or higher percentage gas tax than MO. various places in IL can rang 5 - 10 cents because of the local taxes.
      I would say thats more than likely the reason for the differences you experience in NJ and PA.

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  13. 2600 Mag by wilburdg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Last issue of 2600 magazine had a four page article dedicated to the art of dumpster diving. Best advice: Bring a bunch of empty boxes in your car, that way, you can tell a police officer that you are helping a friend move, and your just looking for more empty boxes.

    1. Re:2600 Mag by antis0c · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Bulk pickup day is also a good day to go diving. I scored a number of usable monitors that can do 800x600 SVGA. I still use one of them to switch between my little server farm in my computer room.

      Also, it doesn't hurt to say you are a college student looking for hardware to practice on. I got a guy to go back in his house and give me to stuff he wasn't planning on trashing.

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    2. Re:2600 Mag by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Also, it doesn't hurt to say you are a college student looking for hardware to practice on.

      You'd think so, but one time I said that and my shoulder bothered me a bit.

    3. Re:2600 Mag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean your jaw and knee caps hurt?

    4. Re:2600 Mag by outsider007 · · Score: 3

      didn't we decide that dumpster diving is perfectly legal? you should be able to tell the cop you were just looking for good trash.

      I live in a city and behind my building is a dumpster that gets picked through by at least 10 homeless people every day (sad but true). I have never seen a cop hassle any of them over it.

      A while ago there was a citizens group that tried to get a ban enforced claiming that some of these people are identity thieves looking for personal information with which to get credit cards, etc...
      they didn't get it though...

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    5. Re:2600 Mag by sjames · · Score: 2

      It is perfectly legal for now in most places. Most cases of being hassled are actually related to loitering, tresspass, and suspicion of vandalism or break in rather than the actual diving. Most people don't dig through others' trash by social courtesy (and the smell and goo of course).

      However, I do find it interesting how the Mayor and Police chief took the news that their trash had been examined. Clearly, they believe that everyones' garbage but theirs should be up for grabs.

    6. Re:2600 Mag by outsider007 · · Score: 2

      right, I think it's more the publishing what they found that was the issue (something the cops don't do).

      I don't mind a bum digging through my trash looking for recyclables but I would have a problem with him knocking on my neighbors' doors and telling them that I subscribe to swank.

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    7. Re:2600 Mag by canadian_right · · Score: 2
      It depends why you are diving. Our local pols tried to ban taking deposit bottles from the trash, but it was quickly shot down.

      You don't generally expect people to be trying to gather evidence from your garbage. The police have a duty to get a search warrant before invading your privacy.

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    8. Re:2600 Mag by wkitchen · · Score: 2

      2600 Magazine? Now there's something to not leave lying around in your trash.

      I personally see nothing wrong with it, but it's bound to have some spin value to the neo-McCarthyites if they're ever out to get you.

    9. Re:2600 Mag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the area I'm from dumpster diving is illegal. It seems some jackasses hurt themselves while rooting through someones trash and threatened legal action. City council acted quickly to quell any further litigation and made the practice illegal.

    10. Re:2600 Mag by SEE · · Score: 2

      Er, in the U.S. you better damn well be expecting it; the U.S. Supreme Court specifically ruled that putting trash out on the curb is a voluntary abandonment of property; since it isn't yours any more, the police don't need a warrant to examine it any more than they would need a warrant to examine the ballistics of a gun found in a river.

    11. Re:2600 Mag by wheany · · Score: 2

      Yes, but if anyone can do it, it doesn't matter whether they publish their findings or just dump the trash back for everyone else to find for themselves.

    12. Re:2600 Mag by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      right, I think it's more the publishing what they found that was the issue (something the cops don't do).

      Unless they (the cops) find something 'interesting'. In that case, they'll get a warrant and toss the contents of your home upside down looking for something more interesting.

      If they find nothing more (perhaps because 'your' trash contained 'evidence' thrown into your can by someone else), you're left with a house looking like a disaster area and a lot of gawking neighbors who won't be convinced that the police found nothing. At this point, you might expect that the police would pay for the damages and trouble and tell your neighbors it was all a mistake, but you'd be wrong.

      I do think you're on to a decent distinction that gets to the heart of how we REALLY feel about our trash.

      We do not want the contents of the trash at all, just as the law assumes. If someone wants any of the physical items for themselves, we generally don't mind if they help themselves. However, when we put the trash out, we are definatly not in our minds willingly publishing all of the personal information that may be inferred by digging through it.

      We expect that it will be picked up by someone who sees us as just another anonymous can on the curb and mixed in with everyone else's trash. Anything a 'garbologist' might determine about the population as a whole doesn't matter to us because we are rendered anonymous in the aggregate.

      The actions of these reporters and others like them may be exactly what is needed to get the courts to revisit the issue and make that distinction about exactly what we have freely relinquished by taking the trash out.

      Alternativly, they may help fuel demand for trash service where the trash is placed in a locked box on our property with the trash collectors (and only the trash collectors) contracturally permitted to take posession for the purpose of disposal only.

      Yet another alternative (slow to develop but quite possible) would be a common neighborhood dump where we mix our trash with our neighbors' to at least gain reletive anonymity in aggregate.

    13. Re:2600 Mag by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      right, I think it's more the publishing what they found that was the issue (something the cops don't do).

      Sure they do. Court records such as transcripts and search warrants for example. Another example, this quote from the article

      Searching through her trash back at Central Precinct, they found traces of cocaine and methamphetamine, as well as drug paraphernalia. They also found a bloody tampon. They sent a piece of the tampon to the state crime lab, where forensics experts tested it for drugs, DNA and, for reasons that remain unclear, semen. The results of those tests have not been released.

      Someone told the reporters. You are correct in that the police didn't publish, they used a third party to accomplish the same result.

      Not to mention, any notes made by trash picking detectives could easily show up on the The Smoking Gun

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  14. Re:They have every right by juan2074 · · Score: 1

    What law did the reporters break?

  15. Pointdexter by Maskirovka · · Score: 2

    This should be a clue to all pointdexter bashers out there....

  16. do what I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I *know* people can go through my garbage. I mean, it's just sitting there on the street every week!! That's why I use a cross-cut shredder on all my credit card statements and private stuff.

    Also I smear everything with my feces, urine, and semen before putting it in the trash (I keep a bucket and a stack of Playboys next to the garbage can just for this purpose).

    1. Re:do what I do by Darkninja666 · · Score: 1
      LOL...I'd hate to see you the day your late putting out your trash

      "Hold on a sec', I just need to finis^AAAAAAHHHHHHH. Here you go, trash man."

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    2. Re:do what I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also I smear everything with my feces, urine, and semen before putting it in the trash

      Meaning you smear your DNA on everything that leaves your house. Smart.

  17. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    So your arguement boils down to: Its alright for the police to do it and not other people BECAUSE it takes too long to go through due process.

    Brillant arguement...

  18. Re:They have every right by Detritus · · Score: 5, Informative

    What law? By putting your trash at the curb, you relinquish ownership. Anyone can legally take it. Police officers do not have special rights in this area.

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  19. I don't get it by Stanley+Feinbaum · · Score: 0

    The police can do a lot of things normal citizens cannot. The police can arrest people, beat people, shoot people if neccesary.. doesn't mean that we can. If we expect the police to be able to keep order in society they should be allowed to do certain things that normal people cannot. This looks like a case of bad journalism, and I cry foul over that.

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    1. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The police can do a lot of things normal citizens cannot. The police can arrest people, beat people, shoot people if neccesary..

      Although, I do not know what country you live in, I live in the USA.

      I can legally do all of those things, and I can do them with fewer restrictions or justifications.

      I wake up and see you standing at the foot of my bed? I point my Glock 35 at your face, and empty the clip... You're dead, and I will not be charged.

      I see you smack a small child, I will place you under Citizens Arrest.

      If you keep smacking the child, I will connect my right fist to the side of your head until you stop.

    2. Re:I don't get it by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      The police can arrest people

      Citizens can arrest people.

      beat people, shoot people if neccesary

      Citizens can beat or shoot people in self-defense. In what situations can police beat or shoot people where ordinary citizens can't?

      Police frequently have little (if any) additional rights or privileges over ordinary citizens.

    3. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The police can do a lot of things normal
      > citizens cannot. The police can arrest people,
      > beat people, shoot people if neccesary..
      > doesn't mean that we can.

      Actually, it does, and we can, in the same circumstances they would be able to.

      > If we expect the police to be able to keep
      > order in society they should be allowed to do
      > certain things that normal people cannot.

      That's not the issue here, the issue is that of "rights" and "rights" should always be equal. The police have a security problem if they have sensitive data available to passerby of their dumpster. Thieir problem is not what they claim it to be.

      If they would properly secure their sensitive data, there would have been no incident or any "rights" differences to point out. In actual practice, police agencies DO have security measures they are required to observe, and this agency is trying to cover it's ass.

    4. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The police can beat people and shoot people only if their lives are in imminent danger. They cannot (legally--see the Louima case in New York) simply beat the shit out of or kill anyone they want.

      They can arrest people when they have warrants. The key question here is (or should have been) what investigative rights they have, and where the line between investigative needs and privacy rights lies. Unfortunately, some very stupid people in Oregon argued to the court that once the garbage was on the curb, the individual had no privacy rights at all (against anyone, not just the police). If these people really believed that, they have no grounds for being upset now. Their argument doesn't pass the "Do unto others as you would have done to you" test.

      This is not to say that you aren't correct in arguing that the police should have more ability to investigate citizens that Joe Public does. That argument has been the subject of frenzied debate since this country was founded. But that is not what the Oregon officials and lawyers were quoted as arguing--they claimed no one had any right to privacy about their garbage from anyone else as soon as it hit the curb. In addition to being highly questionable legally, it was unforgiveably stupid--did it honestly not occur to any of them that some muckraking journalists would do precisely this? Whether they are right or wrong in their argument, they sure aren't very street-smart.

    5. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bzzzzt. wrong, but thank you for playing.

      That garbage is up for grabs, except in the case of the mayor, who kept hers on her property. When you put your garbage out on the curb, it's no longer your property. The Supreme Court ruled on this already.

      The journalists were not only performing a perfectly legal action, they were giving city officials a taste of their own medicine.

      I think it's unfortunate that politics in the US has degenerated to this, but at some point politicians who vocifiericely advocate weakening the protections of the Constitution deserve to be the "victims" of the fruits of their labour.

    6. Re:I don't get it by richie2000 · · Score: 3, Funny
      In what situations can police beat or shoot people where ordinary citizens can't?

      When there are no ordinary citizens with camcorders around.

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    7. Re:I don't get it by SunPin · · Score: 1
      These public officials are pompous asses that got what they deserved. The only thing that can protect citizens against government is a strong media and that is exactly what these guys lived up to.

      You wouldn't know good journalism if it smacked you in the head. I can only guess that you either didn't RTFA or that your claim of being a journalist is bogus.

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  20. text from site by Shuck · · Score: 4, Informative

    RUBBISH!
    Portland's top brass said it was OK to swipe your garbage--so we grabbed theirs.

    by CHRIS LYDGATE AND NICK BUDNICK
    clydgate@wweek.com
    nbudnick@wweek.com

    Web-only content:
    Vera Katz's press release
    Stories that have appeared in other media
    KATU
    The Oregonian

    It's past midnight. Over the whump of the wipers and the screech of the fan belt, we lurch through the side streets of Southeast Portland in a battered white van, double-checking our toolkit: flashlight, binoculars, duct tape, scissors, watch caps, rawhide gloves, vinyl gloves, latex gloves, trash bags, 30-gallon can, tarpaulins, Sharpie, notebook--notebook?

    Well, yes. Technically, this is a journalistic exercise--at least, that's what we keep telling ourselves. We're upholding our sacred trust as representatives of the Fourth Estate. Comforting the afflicted, afflicting the comfortable. Pushing the reportorial envelope--by liberating the trash of Portland's top brass.

    We didn't dream up this idea on our own. We got our inspiration from the Portland police.

    Back in March, the police swiped the trash of fellow officer Gina Hoesly. They didn't ask permission. They didn't ask for a search warrant. They just grabbed it. Their sordid haul, which included a bloody tampon, became the basis for drug charges against her (see "Gross Violation," below).

    The news left a lot of Portlanders--including us--scratching our heads. Aren't there rules about this sort of thing? Aren't citizens protected from unreasonable search and seizure by the Fourth Amendment?

    The Multnomah County District Attorney's Office doesn't think so. Prosecutor Mark McDonnell says that once you set your garbage out on the curb, it becomes public property.

    "She placed her garbage can out in the open, open to public view, in the public right of way," McDonnell told Judge Jean Kerr Maurer earlier this month. "There were no signs on the garbage, 'Do not open. Do not trespass.' There was every indication...she had relinquished her privacy, possessory interest."

    Police Chief Mark Kroeker echoed this reasoning. "Most judges have the opinion that [once] trash is put out...it's trash, and abandoned in terms of privacy," he told WW.

    In fact, it turns out that police officers throughout Oregon have been rummaging through people's trash for more than three decades. Portland drug cops conduct "garbage pulls" once or twice per month, says narcotics Sgt. Eric Schober.

    On Dec. 10, Maurer rubbished this practice. Scrutinizing garbage, she declared, is an invasion of privacy: The police must obtain a search warrant before they swipe someone's trash.

    "Personal and business correspondence, photographs, personal financial information, political mail, items related to health concerns and sexual practices are all routinely found in garbage receptacles," Maurer wrote. The fact that a person has put these items out for pick-up, she said, "does not suggest an invitation to others to examine them."

    But local law enforcement officials pooh-poohed the judge's decision.

    "This particular very unique and very by-herself judge took a position not in concert with the other judges who had given us instruction by their decisions across the years," said Kroeker.

    The District Attorney's Office agreed and vowed to challenge the ruling.

    The question of whether your trash is private might seem academic. It's not. Your garbage can is like a trap door that opens on to your most intimate secrets; what you toss away is, in many ways, just as revealing as what you keep.

    And your garbage can is just one of the many places where your privacy is being pilfered. In the wake of 9/11, the U.S. government has granted itself far-reaching new powers to spy on you, from email to bank statements to video cameras (see "Big Brother's in Your Trash Can," below).

    After much debate, we resolved to turn the tables on three of our esteemed public officials. We embarked on an unauthorized sightseeing tour of their garbage, to make a point about how invasive a "garbage pull" really is--and to highlight the government's ongoing erosion of people's privacy.

    We chose District Attorney Mike Schrunk because his office is the most vocal defender of the proposition that your garbage is up for grabs. We chose Police Chief Mark Kroeker because he runs the bureau. And we chose Mayor Vera Katz because, as police commissioner, she gives the chief his marching orders.

    Each, in his or her own way, has endorsed the notion that you abandon your privacy when you set your trash out on the curb. So we figured they wouldn't mind too much if we took a peek at theirs.

    Boy, were we wrong.

    Perched in his office on the 15th floor of the Justice Center, Chief Kroeker seemed perfectly comfortable with the idea of trash as public property.

    "Things inside your house are to be guarded," he told WW. "Those that are in the trash are open for trash men and pickers and--and police. And so it's not a matter of privacy anymore."

    Then we spread some highlights from our haul on the table in front of him.

    "This is very cheap," he blurted out, frowning as we pointed out a receipt with his credit-card number, a summary of his wife's investments, an email prepping the mayor about his job application to be police chief of Los Angeles, a well-chewed cigar stub, and a handwritten note scribbled in pencil on a napkin, so personal it made us cringe. We also drew his attention to a newsletter from the conservative political advocacy group Focus on the Family, addressed to "Mr. & Mrs. Mark Kroeker."

    "Are you a member of Focus on the Family?" we asked.

    "No," the chief replied.

    "Is your wife?"

    "You know," he said, with a Clint Eastwood gaze, "it's none of your business."

    As we explained our thinking, the chief, who is usually polite to a fault, cut us off in midsentence. "OK," he said, suddenly standing up, "we're done."

    Hours later, the chief issued a press release complaining that WW had gone through "my personal garbage at my home." KATU promptly took to the airwaves declaring, "Kroeker wants Willamette Week to stay out of his garbage."

    If the chief got overheated, the mayor went nuclear. When we confessed that we had swiped her recycling, she summoned us to her chambers.

    "She wants you to bring the trash--and bring the name of your attorney," said her press secretary, Sarah Bott.

    Actually, we couldn't snatch Katz's garbage, because she keeps it right next to her house, well away from the sidewalk. To avoid trespassing, we had to settle for a bin of recycling left out front.

    The day after our summons, Wednesday, Dec. 18, we trudged down to City Hall, stack of newsprint in hand. A gaggle of TV and radio reporters were waiting to greet us, tipped off by high-octane KXL motor-mouth Lars Larson.

    We filed into the mayor's private conference room. The atmosphere, chilly to begin with, turned arctic when the mayor marched in. She speared us each with a wounded glare, then hoisted the bin of newspaper and stalked out of the room--all without uttering a word.

    A few moments later, her office issued a prepared statement. "I consider Willamette Week's actions in this matter to be potentially illegal and absolutely unscrupulous and reprehensible," it read. "I will consider all my legal options in response to their actions."

    In contrast, DA Mike Schrunk was almost playful when we owned up to nosing through his kitchen scraps. "Do I have to pay for this week's garbage collection?" he joked.

    We told Schrunk that we intended to report that his garbage contained mementos of his military service. "Don't burn me on that," he implored. "The Marine Corps will shoot me!"

    It's worth emphasizing that our junkaeological dig unearthed no whiff of scandal. Based on their throwaways, the chief, the DA and the mayor are squeaky-clean, poop-scooping folks whose private lives are beyond reproach. They emerge from this escapade smelling like--well, coffee grounds.

    But if three moral, upstanding, public-spirited citizens were each chewing their nails about the secrets we might have stumbled on, how the hell should the rest of us be feeling?

    HAUL OF FAME

    Decked out in watch caps and rubber gloves, we are kneeling in a freezing garage and cradling our first major discovery--a five-pound bag of dog poo.

    We set it down next to the rest of our haul from District Attorney Mike Schrunk's trash--the remains of Thanksgiving turkey, the mounting stack of his granddaughter's diapers, the bag of dryer lint, the tub of Skippy peanut butter, and the shredded bag of peanut M&Ms.

    There is something about poking through someone else's garbage that makes you feel dirty, and it's not just the stench and the flies. Scrap by scrap, we are reverse-engineering a grimy portrait of another human being, reconstituting an identity from his discards, probing into stuff that is absolutely, positively none of our damn business.

    It's one thing to revel in the hallowed tradition of muckraking. It's another to get down on your hands and knees and nose through wads of someone else's Kleenex. Is this why our parents sent us to college? So we could paw through orange peels and ice-cream tubs and half-eaten loaves of bread?

    And yet, there is also something seductive, almost intoxicating, about being a Dumpster detective. For example, we spot a clothing tag marked "44/Regular." Then we find half of a torn receipt from Meier & Frank for $262.99. Then we find the other half, which reads: "MENS SU 3BTN." String it together, and we deduce that Schrunk plunked down $262.99 for a size-44 three-button suit at Meier & Frank on Saturday, Nov. 16, at 9:35 am.

    We are getting to know Portland's top prosecutor from the inside out. Here's an empty bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label. There's a pile of castoff duds from his days as a Marine. Is he going "soft" on terrorism!?

    Chinese takeout boxes and junk-food wrappers testify to a busy lifestyle with little time to cook. A Post-it note even lays bare someone's arithmetic skills (the addition is solid, but the long division needs work).

    Our haul from Mayor Vera Katz is limited to a stack of newsprint from her recycling bin--her garbage can was well out of reach--but we assemble several clues to her intellectual leanings. We find overwhelming evidence that the Mayor reads The Oregonian, The Washington Post National Weekly Edition, U.S. Mayor and the Portland Tribune.

    We also stumble across a copy of TV Click in which certain programs have been circled in municipal red. If we're not mistaken, the mayor has a special fondness for dog shows, figure skating and The West Wing.

    Our inspection of Chief Kroeker's refuse reveals that he is a scrupulous recycler. He is also a health nut. We find a staggering profusion of health-food containers: fat-free milk cartons, fat-free cereal boxes, cans of milk chocolate weight-loss shakes, cans of Swanson chicken broth ("99% fat free!"), water bottles, a cardboard box of protein bars, tubs of low-fat cottage cheese, a paper packet of oatmeal, and an article on "How to Live a Long Healthy Life."

    At the same time, we find evidence of rust in the chief's iron self-discipline: wrappers from See's chocolate bars, an unopened bag of Doritos, a dozen perfectly edible fun-size Nestle Crunch bars, three empty Coke cans.

    We unearth a crate that once contained 12 bottles of Cook's California sparkling wine, but find no trace of the bottles themselves. Is the chief building a pyramid of them on the mantelpiece? We stack the crate beside a pair of white children's socks, a broken pen, the stub of an Excalibur 1066 cigar, burnt toast, a freezer bag of date bars, orange peel, coffee grounds, a cork, an empty film canister (no weed--we checked), eggshells, Q tips, tissue paper and copious quantities of goo.

    We uncrumple a holiday flier from the Hinson Memorial Baptist Church, which contains a handwritten note: "Mark. Just want you to know one Latin from Manhattan Loves You."

    Invasion of privacy? This is a frontal assault, a D-Day, a Norman Conquest of privacy. We know the chief's credit-card number; we know where he buys his groceries; we know how much toilet tissue he goes through. We know whose Christmas cards he has pitched, whose wedding he skipped, whose photo he threw away. We know what newsletters he gets and how much he's socked away in the stock market. We even know he's thinking about a new car--and which models he's considering.

    By the time we tag the last item (a lonesome Christmas tree angel), our noses are running and our gloves are black with gunk. We scrub our hands when we get home. But we still feel dirty. --CL

    WHAT WE FOUND

    POLICE CHIEF MARK KROEKER

    * Empty containers and wrappers: Kodiak Washington pears, Washington "extra fancy" fancy lady peaches, Oasis Floral Foam bricks ("Worth Insisting Upon") (2), Kashi Go Lean! cereal, Sunshine fat-free milk, Kirkland Signature weight-loss shake, fat-free Swanson Chicken Broth, mandarin oranges, Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, Arrowhead water bottle, Cook's California sparkling-wine box, fried apples, cheese rolls, Bounty paper towels 15-roll pack, Kirkland facial tissue, 12-pack Dove soap, Quaker oatmeal, See's candy bars, lady's razors, Dentyne Ice chewing gum, Vivant zesty vegetable crackers.

    * Hershey's Cookies n Crème mini-bars, uneaten (3).

    * Several Oregonian issues, still folded.

    * Email correspondence between chief and Mayor Katz's staff in which he preps them on what to tell Los Angeles officials regarding his application to be chief there.

    * Rough draft, internal police memo.

    * Various cash-register receipts.

    * Half-full bag of fun-size Nestle Crunch bars.

    * Slice of burnt toast.

    * Photocopy of WW Nov. 13 "Murmurs" item on chief, hand-dated in blue pen, reporting scuttlebutt that Katz has "taken over the day-to-day running of the Police Bureau."

    * Half-smoked stub of an Excalibur 1066 cigar.

    * Paper cups from Starbucks and Torrefazione.

    * Pears, lettuce, grapes, bread, eggshells, goo, potato salad, wire hangers, a 75 watt light bulb, orange peels, coffee grounds, wine cork, dish rag, film canister, used Q-Tips.

    * Half-eaten protein bar, still in wrapper.

    * Newsletter from Focus on the Family, a conservative political group. Insert, addressed to "Mr. & Mrs. Mark Kroeker." Insert asks for "one last year-end contribution."

    * Photos of chief and a bare-chested man moving a large appliance.

    * Creased wedding photo of a prominent Portlander.

    * Broken pen.

    * Three envelopes from California, hand-addressed, sent on consecutive days.

    * Notice from mortgage company for payment.

    * Internet printout of "How to Live a Long Healthy Life."

    * Postcard from friend vacationing in Arizona.

    * Post-it with notes about a new car.

    * Extremely personal note on dinner napkin, handwritten in pencil.

    * Account summary from Fidelity Investments for the chief's wife.

    MAYOR VERA KATZ

    * Trader Joe's "Happy Holidays" paper bag.

    * Several issues of The Oregonian.

    * Several issues of The Washington Post National Weekly Edition.

    * A copy of U.S. Mayor (a monthly magazine devoted to mayors).

    * A copy of TV Click. Someone has marked several programs in red, including Wargame: Iraq, Simulated National Security Council meetings, MSNBC; Everwood: Ephram tries to revive his mother's Thanksgiving traditions, KWBP; CSI Miami: A dead man is found hanging from a tree, KOIN; Life with Bonnie on KATU; The West Wing on KGW; The National Dog Show on KGW; Figure skating: ISU Cup of Russia, ESPN; Biography: "Audrey Hepburn, the Fairest Lady," A&E: Figure skating: ICE WARS: USA vs. The World, KOIN.

    * Several issues of the Portland Tribune.

    * Daily Journal of Commerce from Dec. 3, 2002.

    DISTRICT ATTORNEY MIKE SCHRUNK

    * Empty containers and wrappers: Cozy Fleece Baby Blanket, Bee Cleaners, Nibblets Corn and Butter, Johnnie Walker Black Label, Fred Meyer unflavored gelatin, Burger King beverage cup and straw, possible Chinese takeout (lots), Dreyer's Mocha Almond Fudge ice cream, Skippy peanut butter (creamy), Land's End, Fred Meyer green beans, Campbell's Chunky New England Clam Chowder with 100-watt bulb inside, Meier & Frank, Jelly Belly jelly beans, Foster Farms boneless and skinless Oregon chicken thighs.

    * Coffee grounds.

    * Used pekoe tea bags, many.

    * Used Christmas napkins, used Kleenex, used Q-Tips.

    * Remains of Thanksgiving turkey carcass, drumstick intact.

    * Remnants of roast beef.

    * Soiled baby diapers.

    * Plastic bags containing dog poo, very clean, with some blades of grass (2).

    * Bag of dryer lint.

    * Christmas wrapping paper.

    * Orange peels, empty Millstone coffee bag, containing two very ripe but uneaten bananas, two half-eaten loaves of wheat bread.

    * Disposable razors.

    * Remnants of peanut M&Ms bag.

    * Energizer AA batteries (2), wrapped in plastic bag.

    * Shopping lists.

    * Baseball cap with crustacean emblem: "DON'T BOTHER ME. I'm CRABBY."

    * Baseball cap for Outward Bound.

    * Baseball cap with embroidered green fish.

    * Military khaki shirts with "SCHRUNK" embroidered on pocket and collar (4).

    * Jacket, olive drab, with fading stencils of "USMC" and "Schrunk."

    * Yellow Post-it note with sample of someone's arithmetic: The addition is successful (54 + 32 = 86), but the long division of 32 divided by 6 comes up a little bit wide, at 5.4.

    Gross Violation
    Officer Gina Hoesly has long had less privacy than the average cop, thanks to the Portland Police Bureau's rumor mill.

    Hoesly (below), 34, has dated rock musicians, other cops and Portland Trail Blazers. She's had breast implants and once posed for a photo on a website selling motorcycle gear--badpig.com--showing plenty of skin. In 1996, she won a $20,000 settlement from the bureau in a sexual-harassment claim based on behavior by her co-workers. But none of that comes close to the scrutiny she received in March, when fellow officers rifled through her garbage. The evidence they found led to her indictment on charges of possessing ecstasy, cocaine and methamphetamine.

    Hoesly, a 13-year police officer who occasionally was an undercover decoy in police prostitution stings, became the subject of an investigation early this year, when she told police she'd been assaulted by her ex-boyfriend, Joshua David Rodriguez. Rodriguez has a history of drug arrests and convictions, and when officers booked him on assault charges, they found meth in his pocket.

    Subsequently police began investigating Hoesly, hearing rumors from police informants that she had used drugs. On March 13 at 2:07 am, narcotics officers Jay Bates and Michael Krantz took her garbage. The order to do so came from Assistant Chief Andrew Kirkland, who dated Hoesly in the early '90s.

    Searching through her trash back at Central Precinct, they found traces of cocaine and methamphetamine, as well as drug paraphernalia. They also found a bloody tampon. They sent a piece of the tampon to the state crime lab, where forensics experts tested it for drugs, DNA and, for reasons that remain unclear, semen. The results of those tests have not been released.

    The police didn't seek a search warrant to take Hoesly's trash because, as the Multnomah County District Attorney's office conceded, officers didn't at the time have sufficient evidence to convince a judge to issue a warrant. But once they had drug residue from Hoesly's trash, officers were able to persuade Judge Dorothy Baker to issue a search warrant for Hoesly's house. Inside, they found more paraphernalia and a diary that described apparent drug use. An indictment was issued in June.

    Hoesly, who is currently on medical leave and at the time of her arrest was in the process of medically retiring, pleaded not guilty and hired criminal-defense lawyer Stephen Houze. Like a Labrador smelling leftover turkey, Houze promptly zeroed in on the grabbing of her garbage. He argued that under Oregon's Constitution, privacy rights extend to someone's trash--at least until it's picked up by trash haulers. The used tampon "goes to the heart of just what an outrageous violation of privacy rights this police search was," Houze said. "If the police will do this to a police officer, who won't they do it to?"

    Not only that, he said, but if garbage is up for grabs, "There will be identity thieves lining up out there on every garbage day, knowing they can [take trash] with impunity."

    The Hoesly case is not unprecedented. In 1997, police poked in the trash of David Peters, a star prosecutor for Multnomah County, and found cocaine residue, which was used to obtain a search warrant. Unlike Hoesly, he was not indicted; instead, he was fined and allowed to enter court diversion to maintain a clean record.

    In a hearing on Dec. 10, Judge Jean Kerr Maurer agreed with Houze, issuing a ruling that said the cops' taking of trash was illegal. Senior Deputy District Attorney Mark McDonnell immediately said his office would challenge the ruling. --NB

    Big Brother's in Your Trash Can

    The government is essentially going through your trash every day, says Evan Hendricks, publisher of Privacy Times, a Washington, D.C., newsletter. "They just don't have to get their hands dirty.

    In the past 16 months, thanks to measures contained in the Patriot Act, the Homeland Security Act and the creation of the Total Information Awareness office, our government has turned into a bad Oliver Stone movie--you know, where a cabal of conservative spooks takes over and suddenly Big Brother is in charge.

    No longer do the Feds need to meet the evidentiary standard of "probable cause" to initiate an investigation or start amassing information on you. Nor do they need to show any evidence of a link to terrorism. All they need to do, in short, is say they find you suspicious. They don't need to tell a judge why.

    "This administration really represents a combination of Reaganism and McCarthyism--though they're not chasing Communists, they're chasing people that they call 'terrorists,'" says Hendricks, who grew up in Portland. "They're expanding their power and intimidating people to sort of go along or be afraid of being accused of being soft on terrorism."

    The October 2001 enactment of the USA Patriot Act opened the door to domestic and Internet surveillance, as well as warrantless, covert "sneak and peek" searches. Then, on Nov. 19, 2002, Congress approved the Homeland Security Act, which Sen. Pat Leahy (D-Vt.) called the "most severe weakening of the Freedom of Information Act in its 36-year history."

    The HSA also created the Total Information Awareness office, whose logo, taken from the back of the dollar bill, is of a pyramid with an eye on top, looking down at the globe. Headed by Iran-Contra co-conspirator Admiral John Poindexter, the agency will "mine" commercial databases, including magazine subscriptions and book purchases, to spy on American citizens. It plans to use this information to profile likely terrorist supporters; it also wants to deploy video camera and facial-recognition surveillance systems.

    "The Pentagon basically wants to knock down the walls to all private-sector records and plug into them," says Hendricks. "And trash is like a microcosm of what you get: the bills people pay, what they buy at the store, the packages they throw out. The government is proposing more systematic surveillance of databases that have the same information."

    How do they define who is a likely terrorist supporter? Sorry, but that's a secret. Attorney General John Ashcroft has given federal agencies free rein to reject information requests, with the assurance that his Department of Justice would defend the agencies no matter what.

    Civil-liberties advocates point to the inherent danger in granting the government such sweeping power. Declassified documents have shown myriad abuses by law-enforcement agencies involved in domestic spying in the '60s, '70s and '80s, including in Portland. In 1997, a Washington, D.C., police official used video surveillance of people coming and going from a gay bar to try to blackmail married men. And studies of camera systems in Britain found that they were used to target minorities for increased police attention, while women caught on camera were often targeted for voyeuristic reasons, with male camera operators panning over them for purposes of ogling.

    Small wonder that even conservatives such as Rep. Dick Armey, Sen. Charles Grassley and New York Times columnist William Safire are going ballistic. Attorney General Ashcroft is "out of control," and the federal government has "no credibility" on protecting individuals' privacy, said Armey, who has even volunteered to do consulting work for the ACLU on privacy issues upon his retirement.

    "You Are a Suspect" was the title of Safire's Nov. 14 column on the Total Information Awareness program, which he called a "supersnoop's dream" and a "sweeping theft of privacy rights." --NB

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    That's a good name--ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?
    1. Re:text from site by Mitchell+Mebane · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wrong! The *full* text from the site is as follows:

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      The Proxomitron couldn't connect to...
      www.wweek.com/flatfiles/News3485.lasso
      The site may be busy or the web server may be down.

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      The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
      --Aristotle
    2. Re:text from site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * Photos of chief and a bare-chested man moving a large appliance.

      What more can I say?

    3. Re:text from site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God bless the Proxomitron. It saw that the whole site was a giant advertisment, so it filtered it out be not allowing you to connect to the site :)

    4. Re:text from site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmm... proxomitron is eeeeggselent. I just wish there were a nicer way to automagically merge in updated filters with custom filters... or is there?

    5. Re:text from site by mrquicknet · · Score: 1
      Bill Of Rights Pared Down To A Manageable Six

      WASHINGTON, DC--Flanked by key members of Congress and his administration, President Bush approved Monday a streamlined version of the Bill of Rights that pares its 10 original amendments down to a "tight, no-nonsense" six.

      A Republican initiative that went unopposed by congressional Democrats, the revised Bill of Rights provides citizens with a "more manageable" set of privacy and due-process rights by eliminating four amendments and condensing and/or restructuring five others. The Second Amendment, which protects the right to keep and bear arms, was the only article left unchanged.

      Calling the historic reduction "a victory for America," Bush promised that the new document would do away with "bureaucratic impediments to the flourishing of democracy at home and abroad."

      "It is high time we reaffirmed our commitment to this enduring symbol of American ideals," Bush said. "By making the Bill of Rights a tool for progress instead of a hindrance to freedom, we honor the true spirit of our nation's forefathers."

      The Fourth Amendment, which long protected citizens' homes against unreasonable search and seizure, was among the eliminated amendments. Also stricken was the Ninth Amendment, which stated that the enumeration of certain Constitutional rights does not result in the abrogation of rights not mentioned.

      "Quite honestly, I could never get my head around what the Ninth Amendment meant anyway," said outgoing House Majority Leader Dick Armey (R-TX), one of the leading advocates of the revised Bill of Rights. "So goodbye to that one."

      Amendments V through VII, which guaranteed the right to legal counsel in criminal cases, and guarded against double jeopardy, testifying against oneself, biased juries, and drawn-out trials, have been condensed into Super-Amendment V: The One About Trials.

      Attorney General John Ashcroft hailed the slimmed-down Bill of Rights as "a positive step."

      "Go up to the average citizen and ask them what's in the Bill of Rights," Ashcroft said. "Chances are, they'll have only a vague notion. They just know it's a set of rules put in place to protect their individual freedoms from government intrusion, and they assume that's a good thing."

      Ashcroft responded sharply to critics who charge that the Bill of Rights no longer safeguards certain basic, inalienable rights.

      "We're not taking away personal rights; we're increasing personal security," Ashcroft said. "By allowing for greater government control over the particulars of individual liberties, the Bill of Rights will now offer expanded personal freedoms whenever they are deemed appropriate and unobtrusive to the activities necessary to effective operation of the federal government."

      Ashcroft added that, thanks to several key additions, the Bill of Rights now offers protections that were previously lacking, including the right to be protected by soldiers quartered in one's home (Amendment III), the guarantee that activities not specifically delegated to the states and people will be carried out by the federal government (Amendment VI), and freedom of Judeo-Christianity and non-combative speech (Amendment I).

      According to U.S. Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID), the original Bill of Rights, though well-intentioned, was "seriously outdated."

      "The United States is a different place than it was back in 1791," Craig said. "As visionary as they were, the framers of the Constitution never could have foreseen, for example, that our government would one day need to jail someone indefinitely without judicial review. There was no such thing as suspicious Middle Eastern immigrants back then."

      Ashcroft noted that recent FBI efforts to conduct investigations into "unusual activities" were severely hampered by the old Fourth Amendment.

      "The Bill of Rights was written more than 200 years ago, long before anyone could even fathom the existence of wiretapping technology or surveillance cameras," Ashcroft said. "Yet through a bizarre fluke, it was still somehow worded in such a way as to restrict use of these devices. Clearly, it had to go before it could do more serious damage in the future."

      The president agreed.

      "Any machine, no matter how well-built, periodically needs a tune-up to keep it in good working order," Bush said. "Now that we have the bugs worked out of the ol' Constitution, she'll be purring like a kitten when Congress reconvenes in January--just in time to work on a new round of counterterrorism legislation."

      "Ten was just too much of a handful," Bush added. "Six civil liberties are more than enough."

      The Onion | 12/18/2002

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      --------- Steve Martin once said, "Sex is the most natural, most beautiful, most wonderful thing that money can buy."
    6. Re:text from site by killthiskid · · Score: 2

      We are fucked.


      Enough said. I am sad.

    7. Re:text from site by yuiop · · Score: 0
      Yea, that's something I'd love to see more details of to.

      Personally, whenever my bare-chested friends help me move large appliances, I make sure I destroy all the photos afterwards.

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      Oops...

    2. Re:Google cache... by benja · · Score: 1

      The real one's here.

  22. Application to the Internet world... by Badge+17 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This seems to be an interesting precedent...

    As I understand it, the basic claim of the police is that if it's easily accessible, it's public information.

    So, how does this apply to the Internet?

    For instance, is unencrypted email now public information? What about information on a HTML page - with no links leading to it?

    I particularly like the police officers claiming that the lack of a "No tresspassing" sign / "don't open garbage" sign gives them the right to do this... Does a woman have to wear a "Don't Rape" sign to make this clear to potential attackers?

    Perhaps the "Don't Rape" sign should really go on the Constitution - particularly the Fourth Amendment.

    1. Re:Application to the Internet world... by Badge+17 · · Score: 1
      I should probably clarify, now that my understanding of the Internet has been impugned.

      What about information on a HTML page - with no links leading to it? ... That is BY DEFINITION public.


      While I agree, there was quite a bit of legal hassle over this issue... when people were sued for making public this "private" information. It was on Slashdot about a month ago if I recall correctly.

      In the case of unencrypted email -> it is (naturally) insecure. However, it is also private by most people's view of it - thus if someone posts it there might be lawsuits/etc spawned. The question is: what is this precedent going to do to other privacy-related law issues, not even alone the internet?

      As for libraries, I completely agree... in case no-one has read this information, it states that about 5% of all libraries in the U.S. have been asked for information about their patrons' lending habits, in the pursuit of terrorism.
    2. Re:Application to the Internet world... by Hatechall · · Score: 1

      I dont claim to be a huge database of information on this subject, but everyone else here who has taken Blaw202 might recognize the difference between lost items, misplaced items and discarded items - each has their own rights towards the owner. Trash would be discarded, and as soon as an item is discarded, it becomes public domain.

    3. Re:Application to the Internet world... by Dirtside · · Score: 3, Insightful
      For instance, is unencrypted email now public information?
      Since the email travels entirely through privately owned computers and wires during its entire existence, then the only way for a member of the public to access it would be to:
      • Break in to a location with a computer that has a permanent or transient copy of the email (your house, ISP server farm, router farm, etc.); or
      • Splice into a telecom company's trunk lines to intercept the message.
      Either action is illegal, so the public isn't considered to have unfettered access to the email.

      A proper analogy would be to ask, if you send a letter through the USPS, is it accessible to the public? Even if it's unencrypted (hence making it analogous to a postcard), the answer is no. Only the intended recipient and employees of the USPS are able to access the letter legally. Any random individual who wanted to access that letter would have to:

      • Break in to a location where the letter is physically stored (your house, the recipient's house, or a USPS office); or
      • Intercept the letter en route (on a mail truck or plane, or in a mail carrier's possession after pickup or delivery).
      But why am I telling you all this? This was all obvious, wasn't it?
      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    4. Re:Application to the Internet world... by Mistlefoot · · Score: 1

      Trash = discarded....? I'm laughing thinking how publicly accessable that makes the trash bin on your computer. Hey, you didn't want it anymore. It's public.

    5. Re:Application to the Internet world... by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

      What about information on a HTML page - with no links leading to it?

      You dont need to clarify anything at all about that. You want to know if an HTML document by itself with no links to it is private. The same answer still applies. You are using a method to post your data that has no encryption, is a stateless connection, and has no reliable means of access control. These are the exact reasons HTML has become so popular, because it doesnt throw up any roadblocks to accessing information.

      Now, if you want to run a FTP server, or SSH server, or a myriad of other servers that use authentication to ensure you are who you say you are to post information that you would only like a select few people to access, then that, and that alone is what is considered private. Besides, how do you know theres no link to it? Are you disallowing any read access with a robots.txt file to stop search engines from indexing your 'private' file.

      I understand your curiousity about privacy and such, but you have to take some responsibility to protect something if you consider it valuable. You have to explicitly specify what directory you want allowed to be accesed by the internet, why would you put a file that you want to keep private in the directory that YOU specified to be public information? Granted you cant control what every other concious being on this planet does, but you can control what you do. And I would greatly recommend that you make absolute sure whatever you want to keep 'private' you contain in a mechanism to do just that. And in reference to the suit being filed against what was thought to be private information; I can sue you because the sky isnt green, and cause quite a hassle, but in the end Id rather hear what the outcome of the case was.

      Let me offer up a lesson on 'percieved security'. After the world trade center was bombed the first time ,one response was to hire additional security gaurds. Yes that probably made people 'feel' secure. But unfortunately, reality doesnt care how you feel...

      Instead of sounding like a cranky old man, let me offer you an option. If you want to have a globally accesible document, but only accesible to you. I recommend SSH for that purpose as it will keep your data private, and if it is violated, it will stand in a court of law that it was violated.

    6. Re:Application to the Internet world... by SEE · · Score: 2

      Er, it isn't a police argument; it's a Supreme Court of the U.S. ruling. And in plain language, it goes like this:

      When you put the trash out on the curb, you are surrendering your property rights to it. It is therefore no longer yours; if it was still yours, the trash man taking it away, for example, would be theft. Since it isn't yours, the trash you put on the curb isn't your person, your house, your papers, or your effects anymore. Therfore, the the Fourth Amendment, which only protects your person, your house, your papers, and your effects from unreasonable searches and seizures, doesn't apply.

      Now, if it's on your curb, it's on your land, in which case a police officer who comes on your land may be trespassing. Generally, the law allows reasonable non-injurious crossing of your land unless you assert that you want people to stay off: thus, the police could normally access the garbage on the curb, but if you didn't put the trash on an easment and you have a "No Trespassing" sign up, they can't, because it would be the crime of tresspass.

      Similarly, they can usually do anything legal, reasonable, and non-injurious on your land, but if you have rules against something, somebody doing it on your land is legally trespassing, so a "Don't Open Garbage" sign transforms the act from a legal investigation of unowned property into trespassing.

      Note, however, the police *could* simply come by when the garbageman, who is normally allowed to come on to your land to collect the garbage, collects it, and have the garbageman hand them the trash on the street. Because the trash isn't yours, because you surrendered your rights to it when you put it out to be taken away by other people.

    7. Re:Application to the Internet world... by cduffy · · Score: 2

      So if you are the telecom company, you can read anyone's email unfettered? USPS employees can read individuals' snailmail?

      I really, really don't buy it. Were it so, however, I would find that an utterly unacceptable situation.

    8. Re:Application to the Internet world... by pheonix · · Score: 2

      Untrue. If I'm on the network with the sender of an email, that email, in all of its unencrypted glory, actually swings by my network card on its way into the ether. If I take a peek while it's there, shouldn't that be legal under the same logic that makes dumpster diving legal?

    9. Re:Application to the Internet world... by Dirtside · · Score: 2
      Untrue. If I'm on the network with the sender of an email, that email, in all of its unencrypted glory, actually swings by my network card on its way into the ether. If I take a peek while it's there, shouldn't that be legal under the same logic that makes dumpster diving legal?
      You might very well have legal access to the packets, depending on the situation. If you're on a corporate intranet with the person, it's almost certainly not illegal for you to access the data -- i.e., there are no laws against it -- but it may be against company policy, and if it is, they can fire you for snooping on the network. (I don't think that's necessarily a good or bad policy; it obviously depends on a number of circumstances.) Nonetheless, you are not the general public, and the general public does not have legal access to the data. You have legal access to the data, because of your position as an employee within the company. The public cannot normally access the network in a legal manner, so thus neither can the police (unless, of course, they get a warrant). Thus, quite obviously, the situation is not parallel.

      Since just about any network is going to be privately restricted (i.e. if you access it, you either have permission, or you've committed trespass (breaking into the network facility) or destruction of property (splicing into cables that run through public land)), the analogy pretty much dies a horrible, screaming death.

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      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    10. Re:Application to the Internet world... by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      The telecom company, yes. If you send data or correspondence to any private corporation, of course they can look at it -- even if the corporation's sole function is to route the data elsewhere. Most of them probably have policies that only (for example) the network admins can look at data, and only for purposes of solving network problems or improving throughput. If the telecom is a common carrier, though, then I do believe it is illegal for them to snoop on the contents of data -- and, tangentially to that, they also cannot be held responsible for the contents of data that pass through.

      USPS? I don't know. They probably have the legal and corporate right to open mail that they suspect to contain things that are illegal to send by mail -- explosives, certain chemicals, weapons, etc. Should they? Yes, although I do believe the wake of 9/11 has caused things to go a bit overboard. Should the USPS be allowed to open mail that they don't suspect of being dangerous? No, of course not -- they can route it without reading it, and they have no need to read it. There are laws against that, since the USPS is a privately chartered corporation that has been granted a monopoly on mail service by the government; there's lots and lots of laws specifying what the USPS and its employees can and cannot do.

      Try to learn a little about the actual functioning of the world before going off and getting all indignant, okay?

      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    11. Re:Application to the Internet world... by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Damnit, man, please reread for content before you post! First you claim that a telecom company (being "a corporation") can examine any data sent to them:

      The telecom company, yes. If you send data or correspondence to any private corporation, of course they can look at it -- even if the corporation's sole function is to route the data elsewhere.

      Then you describe sweeping restrictions which directly contradict your former statement (and roughly describe my understanding of the relevant law):

      If the telecom is a common carrier, though, then I do believe it is illegal for them to snoop on the contents of data -- and, tangentially to that, they also cannot be held responsible for the contents of data that pass through.

      Then you go on to say that the USPS also can't read private correspondance:

      Should the USPS be allowed to open mail that they don't suspect of being dangerous? No, of course not -- they can route it without reading it, and they have no need to read it. There are laws against that, since the USPS is a privately chartered corporation that has been granted a monopoly on mail service by the government; there's lots and lots of laws specifying what the USPS and its employees can and cannot do.

      In short, you spend two long paragraphs telling me I'm right, and then follow it up with:

      Try to learn a little about the actual functioning of the world before going off and getting all indignant, okay?

    12. Re:Application to the Internet world... by Dirtside · · Score: 2
      Okay, let's take this from the top. My original post in this thread was responding to Badge 17's rather silly post asking whether the Portland-police-garbage situation meant that unencrypted email was now considered public information. That analogy was fundamentally flawed to begin with, and my entire post was focused on explaining that fact -- I explained that since the email was always existing only on private property (first servers, then lines, then more servers), it was not publicly accessible (at least, not legally; anything can be "publicly accessible" with enough firepower). I gave an analogy to the USPS, saying that since it would require illegal acts for any random Joe Public to access a letter you sent via the USPS, the letter would not be considered publicly accessible.

      You then responded with a rather ambiguous post. When you said, "I don't buy it," I assumed you meant that you don't believe that the telecoms and the USPS actually have unfettered access to the data, and that if they do have such access, they shouldn't. The problem is that I don't know whether you actually know what the telecoms and the USPS can do. You seem to be saying that you don't think they have that power, but you're not sure. The fact that you're not sure is why I responded. The last line, I'll admit, was uncalled for, but I was getting frustrated at seeing meaningless, reactionary posts like yours that shed no light on the situation, doing nothing more than taking a righteous, but unexplained stance. I'm sorry for that, but the two paragraphs I spent explaining were there because you appeared not to understand.

      Your post didn't make any claims about anything, so I don't see how I could have been "agreeing" with what you said. You didn't make any statements that I could agree with. You were asking questions, and I was answering.

      Then you describe sweeping restrictions which directly contradict your former statement (and roughly describe my understanding of the relevant law):
      What I said was slightly ambiguous. I was including all internet backbone and service providers when I referred to "telecoms," and in that group, not all of them are common carriers. Which is why it's entirely possible that some corporations could snoop your data (since they're not common carriers -- e.g., your ISP can snoop your data all day long), and some couldn't (since they are common carriers, e.g. the Baby Bells). It didn't "directly contradict" anything, though.

      The USPS paragraph was me just elaborating on the situation to see if you were right. When I got to the end, I realized that everything I'd said is blindingly obvious, so I guess my final line was another way of saying, "Why the hell did you respond to my post? You didn't say anything useful."

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    13. Re:Application to the Internet world... by cduffy · · Score: 1

      I assumed you meant that you don't believe that the telecoms and the USPS actually have unfettered access to the data, and that if they do have such access, they shouldn't.

      I read your post as stating that the telecoms and USPS *did* have said unfettered access, and stated that I believed that to be untrue. Granted, I hadn't actually read the text of the relevant laws preventing it -- so (on the premise that, unlikely as it may be, you might have the ability to back your assertion) I said I wasn't sure.

      Why the hell did you respond to my post? You didn't say anything useful.

      Ya know, that one sentence was all you had to say. That said: I responded to ask you to expand upon (ie. provide sources for) the claim that the USPS and telecoms are legally capable of accessing data entrusted to their care.

    14. Re:Application to the Internet world... by Dirtside · · Score: 2
      Ya know, that one sentence was all you had to say. That said: I responded to ask you to expand upon (ie. provide sources for) the claim that the USPS and telecoms are legally capable of accessing data entrusted to their care.
      Well, you did it in a pretty hostile way, so I assumed you were sarcastically attacking my statements, rather than clearly stating that you were unsure. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
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  23. Re:They have every right by Jardine · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that's the "do as I say, not as I do" law.

  24. Effective... by jjccss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Doing things of this nature are becoming an effective means of grabbing attention of the people involved. It is much more effective that "changing the system from the inside" because it allows people who don't want to be politicians, executives, etc to shake things up. It is also is exponentially more effective than just being a pain in the ass.

    Now...if we could only figure out a way to limit the power of major players in the news business. Drudge Report.

  25. It's legal by jdhutchins · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I haven't read the article because it seems slashdotted (already?).
    It is legal for police to take garbage without a search warrant. IANAL, but from civics classes, trash falls under "abandoned property", so police can take it without a search warrant. It's kinda like if a police office thinks you're speeding, he doesn't need a search warrant to aim his radar gun at you to check your speed. Not exactly the same thing, but kinda in the same category.

    1. Re:It's legal by sg3000 · · Score: 2

      > It is legal for police to take garbage without a search
      > warrant.

      IANAL either, but if it's legal, then the mayor and police chief are hypocrits when they said it was illegal when the same was done to them:

      "'I consider Willamette Week's actions in this matter to be potentially illegal and absolutely unscrupulous and reprehensible,' [read a release from the mayor's office]. "I will consider all my legal options in response to their actions.'"

      One of the major points of the article is that politicians and the executors of the law are too willing to take away our civil liberties -- a la the Total Information Awareness or the PATRIOT Act--, but they become indignant when the same is done to them.

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    2. Re:It's legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You should read the article... It is interesting.

      If what you say is true, then anyone can just take garbage. After all, a policeman without a warrant is not much more than a normal citizen. They have no exclusive searching powers.

      And that's where things get interesting; really, read the article. Authors did nicely point out why people aren't quite so sure it should be legal, when a demonstration of the problem is given.

      Above and beyond "embarrasment value", there are also real criminal problems, especially with identity theft that becomes trivial to do if garbage is analyzed.

    3. Re:It's legal by mugnyte · · Score: 2

      So the city officials start shredding their garbage, continuing the precedent that everyone's garbage is free for picking.

      Something tells me, though, that if you were to simply TAKE everyone's garbage in a city a few times, for the simple act of "diving" on a large-scale, that trash hauling service would have some serious value.

      You are stealing - from a public place - a transfer between a client and a service provider. If I leave a package to be picked up by the postal carrier, this is private transaction. So should the garbage.

      So we eventually get the garbage people hauling from the porch, the back yard, etc. when asked - and paid. Everyone else buys a shredder, and the remaining people get searched.

      mug

    4. Re:It's legal by avandesande · · Score: 2

      I thinks that's bs. If I leave a package on my front porch for fedex, I am not abandoning it. Likewise the trash company is the expected recipient for my trash. If I thought a people were going to root through my trash, or open my package I wouldn't leave it outside.
      This reminds me of BClintons definition of 'is' argument. Common sense tells everyone that this is not ok.

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    5. Re:It's legal by ccarr.com · · Score: 2

      According to the article, the officer's attorney argued that the search was illegal under the Oregonian constitution. It may be that the Oregonian constitution affords greater protections than the US constitution.

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    6. Re:It's legal by Mistlefoot · · Score: 1

      There is some case law up here in Canada on this. Recyclables left by the roadside are the property of the owner or the 'intended' recipient.....ie, anyone can't drive around picking up those bottles or newspapers to sell. They are not 'free' to anyone.

    7. Re:It's legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I"m from Portland, OR and there has been some very interesting discuessions about this. The reason it's legal for people to "root" through your garbage can on trash day is because you have placed in in a "parkway". If the garbage can is still on your property, ie, next to the garage, in the backyard, under the sink, etc, then it is not legal to search through the garbage without a warrent first. If you left a package for FedEx in the middle of the sidewalk, common sense says someone will pick it up and walk off with it. If you put it on your porch and someone took it, then you'd have a good legal reason against them.

  26. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a great argument. Shouldn't you be out patrolling Springfield right now?

  27. Dumpster by CyanideHD · · Score: 0, Funny

    This gives new meaning to Dumpster Diving.

  28. Benji the Binman by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 1

    Site seems /.ed already...

    cf : Benjamin Pell aka Benji the Binman, who has made a career of poking through folks rubbish. Not illegal, but not exactly reputable either.

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  29. GIGO... by cqnn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Garbage In, Garbage Out...

  30. Re:They have every right by bobthemuse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I completely disagree, as in your example your as assuming that the judge will approve the warrant. The police could go throw the garbage, have the warrant refused, and say 'Oh well, we already have the evidence and it was obtained legally'. Why not work on shortening the time required instead of giving more leeway to the police?

  31. Re:They have every right by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Because being a policeman myself, I know that by the time a search warrant is signed off by a judge and executed (around a week), the trash will be long gone. So, the policeman have a perfectly valid arguement.

    The councilman have every right to call foul play, because the police are an investigation bureaucracy devoted to helping people (legally), while the reporters are going through garbage in order to report what bills the councilman paid last week (illegally).

    Being a policeman yourself, you'll know that a policeman without a warrant is just a citizen like any other, and if it's good and leagal for you it's good and legal for anyone else.

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  32. Seems to me there is a difference... by badasscat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It seems to me there is a difference between the police, who are guided by local, state and federal laws regarding use of evidence, and reporters, who have pretty much free reign under the US constitution in what they report. Quite honestly, despite the anti-government, anti-authority slant by both the article and the comments in the posting here, I would be far less comfortable with reporters stealing my garbage than with police collecting it. And I can entirely see the city's point about why reporters going around rummaging through peoples' garbage is a bad idea. Reporters are not answerable to anybody - government is.

    That said, why would anyone expect that something they've acknowledged they no longer want and have therefore basically thrown up for grabs on the curb to be secure? As someone who lives in NYC, where it's routine for people to pick up junk they find lying on the side of the street, this just strikes me as idiotic. Not just dumb, not just stupid, but completely moronic. You threw it away; it's on the curb, it's no longer yours. End of story. Whether it's the police or the press taking it, if you're at all worried about it you should have either kept it or destroyed it.

    There's a reason why shredders exist. And if you don't want to use one, that's your choice. But then don't complain when people go rummaging through your garbage looking for credit card statements and pay stubs. You put that stuff out on the curb of your own free will.

    1. Re:Seems to me there is a difference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but that's the point of the article. The high-and-mighty left that stuff on the sidewalk then went ape when someone looked at it.

      Oh and if you believe the police live by the rule and reporters can do what they like then you obviously have never heard of corruption or libel.

    2. Re:Seems to me there is a difference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It seems to me there is a difference between the police, who are guided by local, state and federal laws regarding use of evidence, and reporters, ...

      Yes, the former are agents of the government, who are prohibited from doing certain things by the US Constitution AND the laws, while the latter are private citizens who are covered only by laws.

      ...I would be far less comfortable with reporters stealing my garbage than with police collecting it.

      I think you missed the point completely. The police say that it is not stealing. They say that you've abandoned the trash and thus they do not need a search warrant to search it. If the police are correct, then it cannot be stealing for someone else to take the trash. The fact that you call it "stealing" only points out that you disagree with the cops.

      What I haven't seen yet is how the cops are justifying entering the suspect's property to get to the trash to search it. The can belongs to me, and the driveway it sits on belongs to me. If they don't need to have a warrant to conduct a search ON my property without my permission, then just what is this 4th Amendment thing supposed to be all about?

    3. Re:Seems to me there is a difference... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 2

      It seems to me there is a difference between the police, who are guided by local, state and federal laws regarding use of evidence, and reporters, who have pretty much free reign under the US constitution in what they report.

      There's another difference, which is why I'd rather have the press rummaging through my garbage than the police -- reporters aren't allowed to kick in my door and blow my head off. Being embarrassed by the press is a lot less dire of a possibility than having my next of kin washing my brains off the wallpaper.

      There need to be more restrictions on state agencies authorized to use deadly force than on some random English major with a printing press.

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    4. Re:Seems to me there is a difference... by Milican · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you seen one of those tampon shredders at Office Max? Or should we all incinerate our trash now too... Going through trash without a warrant in my opinion is a violation of the Constitution of the United States of America. I am not a lawyer, but I am an American citizen and that is my interpretation.

      JOhn

    5. Re:Seems to me there is a difference... by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      And I can entirely see the city's point about why reporters going around rummaging through peoples' garbage is a bad idea. Reporters are not answerable to anybody - government is.

      While this is a very good point (and I'll elaborate in a second), it's also outside of the scope of the problem.

      The issue here is that the courts ruled that nabbing someone's garbage without a warrant was legal because the act of leaving your garbage on the curb means you've given up ownership and surrendered it to the public. They were not saying that the police could take the garbage because they should just be able to, given the nature of their job. The sole justification for allowing them to take it was that the owner surrendered theit trash by leaving it for pick-up.

      Based on that, there should be nothing wrong or illegal about any other person coming up and taking that same trash.

      Now, if we want to say that the police should be allowed to pick up someone's garbage while still protecting it against any random person, that's an entirely separate (though noble) issue. Personally, though, if we're going to start protecting everyone's trash from public snooping, with the exception of those "lawfully authorized" to snoop, I would prefer to see some sort of check in place to ensure that those "lawful" snoops aren't abusing their powers. How would we do that? With a search warrant.

    6. Re:Seems to me there is a difference... by localman · · Score: 2

      Your view implies that if you have anything that _could_ be incriminating in any way in the future that you are obliged to keep it in your possesion forever or find a way to completely destroy it. In some cases this might seem a benefit as it tightens the clamps on certain types of crime. However, allowing this across the board can have some sad side effects.

      I imagine someone with more time could come up with better examples, but off the top of my head:

      What if you were accused of a crime that you were innocent of (something violent) but the police were able to bring in blockbuster receipts for a pile of violent films you had rented as evidence of psychopathic tendancies?

      What if a discarded harddrive (erased and erased again) turned up with kiddie porn - downloaded indiscriminitaly and innocently from newsgroups by a spider/snaking program?

      In general our forefathers were very skeptical and distrustful of unchecked power and priviledge. We've largely forgotten why these days, but it is an important issue. Giving up privacy and freedom for safety results in the loss of all three.

    7. Re:Seems to me there is a difference... by miu · · Score: 2
      There's a reason why shredders exist. And if you don't want to use one, that's your choice. But then don't complain when people go rummaging through your garbage looking for credit card statements and pay stubs. You put that stuff out on the curb of your own free will.

      You seem to have missed the point of the entire excercise. Three public officials who were subject to a trash run felt angry, humiliated, and violated by the experience.

      Three people with nothing to hide felt that their privacy was violated and I agree with them. It is unreasonable to expect that if I don't draw the curtains, don't shred my trash, and don't encrypt all my network traffic that I am inviting people to peek. Self preservation casues me to avoid privacy risks of which I'm aware: cc receipts, private mail, bank statements, etc. This does not in any way excuse admins reading email, guards using survellience to stalk co-workers, cops getting female drivers info from license plates, or any of the other abuses that routinely take place.

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    8. Re:Seems to me there is a difference... by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 3, Informative

      • What I haven't seen yet is how the cops are justifying entering the suspect's property to get to the trash to search it.


      Most garbage, and the garbage in question in the article, is left "curbside". Curbside generally includes the sidewalk and everything between it and the street. Although the property is "owned" by an individual who is responsible for its upkeep, it is considered a public right-of-way in all other respects. It's yours, but by purchasing the land you have granted an "easement" to the public utilities and local government to use it. Normal uses include sidewalk maintenance, laying electrical, cable, or telephone lines, and maintaining sewers (although sewers are usually under the street, with a demarcation point within your easement to your individual home). If garbage is not collected from within that easement, usually the garbage collection company requires that you sign a document granting them an easement to enter your property to obtain your refuse.

      In this case the police simply arranged for the regular garbage collectors to pick up the trash as usual, but deliver it to them specially rather than take it to the dump. No question about police entering private property without a warrant -- the garbage had already been picked up and held aside by the workers who are supposed to do it.

      As far as civil rights goes, yeah, it's probably an invasion of privacy for someone to go through your trash. I'd lump it right in there with a credit card company knowing every purchase you make using a card, though.
    9. Re:Seems to me there is a difference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There's another difference, which is why I'd rather have the press rummaging through my garbage than the police -- reporters aren't allowed to kick in my door and blow my head off.

      You live in a frightening country. With a /. id below 10,000 I assume you must have some technical skills, and I'd strongly recommend you relocate to a country that does not permit its police to indiscriminately execute its citizens. Like many ./ers, I enjoy living in the US. Police are only allowed to shoot people here if those people are a direct and immediate threat. People here never get shot (by the police) for watching Friends.

    10. Re:Seems to me there is a difference... by Mike+A. · · Score: 1
      With a /. id below 10,000 I assume you must have some technical skills, and I'd strongly recommend you relocate to a country that does not permit its police to indiscriminately execute its citizens.


      Which country would that be, then? Certainly not the US...
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    11. Re:Seems to me there is a difference... by SupaYoda · · Score: 1
      Going through trash without a warrant in my opinion is a violation of the Constitution of the United States of America.
      It is a violation of the Constitution. Then again, so is 80% of the legislation that has been passed since 9/11.
  33. link to the story that hasn't be slashdotted...yet by wherley · · Score: 3, Informative
  34. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What law? The basic argument the police/court used was that anything on the curb was public/abandoned and therefore free game. If that is true anyone can take possesion of any garbage/thing sitting on the curb and use it as they wish.

  35. CONFUCIUS SAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you tell a man "hey, you can take my shit for free" do not be surprised if he takes shit.

  36. Has to be done by psi_diddy · · Score: 3, Funny

    All your garbage are belong to us!

  37. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The law that says "Citizens can't go through peoples garbage, but police can."

  38. Re:They have every right by nick+this · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have to call foul on this one.

    Either the garbage, once placed on the curb, is the private property of the owner (in which case the police must get a warrant) or it is not. If it is not the private property of the owner, then it must be legal for a private citizen to paw through. Period. Those are the only two alternatives. The idea that it's okay for police to paw through it without a warrant but not for private citizens is bullshit.

    I really don't give a damn if it makes it difficult for policemen to do their job. Thats how it is. We are supposed to be a freedom-loving country. I'll agree that it would be nice if the job of the police could be made easier without restricting citizens civil rights. But it can't. And I won't give up my liberties to make it easier for police to do their jobs. I just won't.

    Its un-American. By doing things like this (Patriot act, anyone?) we devalue the price American citizens paid to secure those liberties. They paid with their lives. Don't be so quick to throw that away.

    Grumble.

  39. Buy a shredder by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Screw privacy: Speaking as someone who had my credit card numbers stolen from my trash, EVERYONE should have a shredder to shred bills. It's incredibly cheap insurance.

    As far as people taking the rest of my garbage, they're welcome to it. Less I have to take to the curb!

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    1. Re:Buy a shredder by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1

      I've been doing that for the last couple years. All mail, other than ad flyers addressed to Occupant, goes in the shredder (cross-cut) and then into my mulch pile. And since I haul my own garbage personally to the local recycling center, nothing sits on the curb anyway.

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    2. Re:Buy a shredder by grungy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No No No!

      I don't want to live in a world where I have to shred everything I throw away. My vote is for more privacy. Aside from the convinience, it's:

      a.) not fair to make everyone buy a shredder: even if they're cheap, some people won't be able to afford them, and

      b.) impossible to shred a tampon (see "blood sample" posts elsewhere).

      This is a serious problem, and a shredder won't and shouldn't have to solve the problem!

    3. Re:Buy a shredder by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't want to live in a world where I have to shred everything I throw away.

      Well, I don't want to live in a world where people break into my house either, but I still have locks on my doors.

      Something tells me that if a criminal isn't worried about using stolen credit card numbers, then they won't be worried about breaking some privacy laws either.

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    4. Re:Buy a shredder by TMLink · · Score: 1

      Well, do you just put up a firewall and then assume that everything on your network is secure? Of course not. Do you just have an alarm system on your business and not lock your doors. No. Why then should we just have one line of defense?

      I agree we need the law to state that going through trash is illegal, but that's not going to stop people from stealing your credit card numbers (cause, hey, that's illegal too) or other stuff. Cover all your bases if you really care about your security.

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    5. Re:Buy a shredder by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Perhaps, but if people burn all their trash it would contribute unacceptably to air pollution. So a different solution is needed.

      Privacy is my preferred solution. I'm not sure that I'm more worried about "identity thieves" searching through my trash than I am about the police. (Or, for that matter, reporters.)

      OTOH, I do tend to manually shred anything I consider sensitive. (Not too much. I don't see the sense of protecting anything that the junk mailers already know.)

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    6. Re:Buy a shredder by geekoid · · Score: 2

      unfortunatly, consumer grade shredders are pathetic. It might take someone an extra hour to steal you information.
      Get a military grade shredder.

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    7. Re:Buy a shredder by grungy · · Score: 1
      Absolutely: I agree. Almost by definition, identity thieves won't be detered by privacy laws.

      Government, on the other hand, will be dettered by privacy laws. Since government poses probably the largest (though far from the only) threat to privacy, I'm in favor of using legislation to reign them in. To protct against thieves, by a shredder. To protect agaisnt government, pass a law.

    8. Re:Buy a shredder by foo12 · · Score: 1

      Why not shred in the occupant mail that's on uncoated stock? You're effectively increasing the singal to noise ratio for anyone that wants to go through the effort of poking through your compost heap for a credit card numbers, &c.

    9. Re:Buy a shredder by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      It might take someone an extra hour to steal you information.

      The point isn't to make it unrecoverable to hostile governments, the point is to make the criminal moron going through your trash bypass your trash because there aren't any easy pickings.

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    10. Re:Buy a shredder by oilfieldtrash · · Score: 1

      Re: criminal moron ... bypass your trash
      Agree 101%. As the cliche goes, locks only stop honest people. If someone really wants to get your (credit card number, medical condition, stereo, whatever) and is willing to devote unlimited time to the task, no reasonable action on your part can stop them.

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    11. Re:Buy a shredder by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

      Uh, and you know that your number was lifted from your trash beeeecause....?

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    12. Re:Buy a shredder by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Uh, and you know that your number was lifted from your trash beeeecause....?

      It was really the only rational explanation. I had multiple cards get used, so it couldn't have been some lone department store clerk. Where I lived at time, my trash faced an alley and we had a lot of dumpster divers regularly go through there.

      Of course, the criminal masterminds used the cards for some mail order delivery, which made it easier to track them down. :)

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  40. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't you be pistol whipping some niggers now?

  41. this has been already laid out by Auckerman · · Score: 5, Informative

    In CALIFORNIA v. GREENWOOD, 486 U.S. 35 (1988), the Supreme Court ruled police could do this. I happen to agree with this. By putting it on the curb, you have shown that you want the city to come and take it away. In other word you want the city to have it.

    As far as the city getting annoyed at the journalists, they can be annoyed, but I doubt there is much they can do about it, for much the same reason that the police can rummage though trash.

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    1. Re:this has been already laid out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By putting it on the curb, you have shown that you want the city to come and take it away.

      Huh? While the garbage company may pay a franchise fee to the city for the use of the rights-of-way, that does not make it a government operation. When I put my garbage (in sealed bags, in a closed can) in my driveway, I most certainly have not sent any messages to the city to come look through it, nor have I told them they may enter my property to do so.

      I think you need to have YOUR garbage rumaged through by the cops, since they'll certainly find remnants of whatever it is you are smoking.

    2. Re:this has been already laid out by grungy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      As far as the city getting annoyed at the journalists, they can be annoyed, but I doubt there is much they can do about it, for much the same reason that the police can rummage though trash.

      I lived in Portland until 6 months ago, and I Loved the WWeek's reporting. Mark Kroger (the police chief, one of the officials who got his garbage peeked at) calls the stunt "cheap" in the article, but people in government need to be kept in check by having exactly this kind of thing done by the press. WWeek is honest enough to spell out the fact that no scandalous material was uncovered, and thourough enough to print a full, detailed list of the "dirt" they did dig up. If I were religious, I'd thank God there are reporters out there willing to do this kind of thing.

      Way to go WWeek! Three cheers for the Free Press. Great way to ring in the New Year!!

    3. Re:this has been already laid out by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      " By putting it on the curb, you have shown that you want the city to come and take it away."

      I disagree. People should be able to discard all evidence of wrong doing so that they can maintain their freedom!

      Okay, bad time for a joke like that. I half agree. Ever hear of a 'search warrant'? Due process? If the city has a search warrant to go through my garbage, that's fine. The ability to do it willy nilly is wrong. Fortunately, WW proved to the right people why it's wrong. It's nosey.

      There are matters of privacy here. What if they found a pair of panties a little too small for the politician's wife? Funny? Yes. Our business? No.

    4. Re:this has been already laid out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While one would understand the idea that no one can step upon your property without permission, it's not correct. I suggest you do a little reading into "right of way" It's what allows the city to put a sidewalk on your property without your permission. It's what allows people to walk along the beach of a person's oceanfront property. The Supreme Court has ruled long ago that once your garbage is "on the curb", it's free pickings.

    5. Re:this has been already laid out by avandesande · · Score: 2

      At least in my neighborhood we pay a private company to take our trash.

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    6. Re:this has been already laid out by Evil+Willow · · Score: 1

      By putting my garbage on the curb, I am showing that I am complying with the citie's health and sanitation laws. They do tend to frown when I leave it in the middle of the living room to rott and fester. Plus the neighbors begin to complain about all the flies at the door.

      Personally, I happen to disagree with this, and its one of the reasons I am thinking of going to law school in these down economic times, to fight this new deluge of laws that is slowly erroding our Constitutional rights.

      Being in a free society, the job of law enforcement is by very definition DIFFICULT. The idea is we would rather see 5 criminals go free than one innocent person behind bars. Somehow, in this current age, we seem to have gotten it backwards and routinely people are believed guilty until proven innocent and the police are given free reign, because after all, they are only trying to protect us. (Reminds me of that old line - We're from the government, we're here to help)

    7. Re:this has been already laid out by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      "By putting it on the curb, you have shown that you want the city to come and take it away."

      No, I want the city (or, more accurately, the city's contractor) to come and collect my garbage for disposal and disposal only. That's what the contract says and that's what I expect. If they want to do other things, at the very least I expect my money back (for violation of the terms of said contract).

      Heck, I wonder if the contractor can be held legally responsible for anything that the police do with evidence they find in your garbage without a warrant. They obviously failed in their job to dispose of it.

      What next, putting letters in a federal mail box becomes an invitation for them to read my mail? "You just wanted us to deliver it to its destination. You didn't say anything about not reading it."

    8. Re:this has been already laid out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

      California supreme court really screwed over your rights.

      Do I expect my garbage men to go through my trash, yes. Do I expect them to analyze my trash, test blood samples, look for suspect criminal activities? NO. Unreasonable, i dont think so.

      Its a shame, when common sense can be loop-holed. The whole purpose of the 4th amendment is to protect the citizens against unreasonable/unsupported searches. The police searching the garbage have no probable cause.

      This is the exact reason the patriot act runs around the 4th amendment, they need to monitor everyones activity on the affirmation that there are criminal activities.

      My head hurts...

    9. Re:this has been already laid out by EvanED · · Score: 2

      "No, I want the city (or, more accurately, the city's contractor) to come and collect my garbage for disposal and disposal only. That's what the contract says and that's what I expect. If they want to do other things, at the very least I expect my money back (for violation of the terms of said contract)."

      What the contract says is probably something along the lines of 'we'll come pick up whatever is sitting at the curb every Friday between 8:00 am and noon.' Which is exactly what they do.

    10. Re:this has been already laid out by JBhoy · · Score: 1

      However, this decision is only binding on courts that use a federal law basis for their decision. If the state courts use a state law basis (i.e. a state version of prohibiting unreasonable searches and seizures), the state Supreme Court is perfectly free to outlaw the practice.

    11. Re:this has been already laid out by chairpatrol · · Score: 1

      but what if it's a private company picking up your garbage? would the refuse be considered property of said company since it's in their container? i live in portland and trashco picks up my trash. they seem to be a private corp to me.

    12. Re:this has been already laid out by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Thats great, if the city picks up your garbage. But what if your garbage is picked up py a private citizen or company you pay?

      Plus in many places in CA., you have to have the city take it away, you have no reasonable choice.

      Just for you information, CA. law does not apply to OR.

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    13. Re:this has been already laid out by Jerf · · Score: 2

      There are matters of privacy here.

      I'm as big of a privacy wonk as you could ask for. But I'm also in favor of individual rights. I don't think anybody should be able to casually stroll onto your property and peruse the contents without a warrent, obtained through due process as reasonably defined by current law.

      On the other hand, I also don't think it's anybody's responsibility to avert their eyes from anything you are foolish enough to throw out. Or even more, destroy it.

      We call it throwing away because that's what it is. If you have reason to be concerned, destroy it before tossing it. If you don't, and you literally drop it on public property, well, who's fault is that?

      In fact, everybody ought to practice this to an extent, because of the number of f****'ing idiotic companies who seem to think it desirable to print your CC number on every reciept or payment you make with it. I think that ought to be criminal negligence personally, especially the ones that also print the expiration on it (combined with your address which the dumpster diver can easily obtain, that's enough to rack up charges), but in the meantime, anyone with a CC should at least try to destroy anything with it before it leaves the house. You don't need a shredder per se, it may do just to rip it up. Or burn your mail, if you live in the country. That's not paranoia, that's just prudence.

    14. Re:this has been already laid out by subsolar2 · · Score: 2
      Do I expect my garbage men to go through my trash, yes. Do I expect them to analyze my trash, test blood samples, look for suspect criminal activities? NO. Unreasonable, i dont think so.
      So if they find a severed limb or torso in the trash they should just ignore it?
    15. Re:this has been already laid out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My neighborhood, too. Since the sidewalks start at the curb, and go three ft. from there, the trash is placed on private property. I think the police would need a search warrant.

    16. Re:this has been already laid out by sysadmn · · Score: 2

      However, the article notes that Oregon's constituition calls out a right to privacy that might cover this situation.

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    17. Re:this has been already laid out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny... Here in California, I put my trash out and pay for a private company to come and haul it away.

      I wonder if that makes any difference to your argument...

    18. Re:this has been already laid out by stienman · · Score: 2

      No

      I PAY for a company to remove my garbage. I have not signed away any rights to the garbage, though there are few expectations once the company I've contracted with has taken possesion of said garbage. Until that time, I have placed the garbage in a convenient, agreed upon private piece of property, though it is not protected by more than a can and lid.

      But it makes me wonder. Could I tie a contract to each bag?

      This bag and its contents are transferred to the custodianship of XYZ HAULING AND WASTE DISPOSAL COMPANY. XYZ is given authority to dispose of this bag and contents in any manner which completes the destruction or decay of this bag and its contents, and is not given authority to use this bag and contents for any other purpose.

      If this bag or any of its contents are found, delivered to, or discovered by any other party, that party is strictly prohibited from using, disbursing, collecting, storing, analyzing, or disseminating items, information, evidence, or any other material or immaterial matter which could be gleaned from said contents.

      This end user license agreement will expire when said contents are engulfed in the fiery furnace of the exploding sun, or 3.25 eons - whichever comes first.


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    19. Re:this has been already laid out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All right, to respond to all those who think that having a private trash collector nullifies the SCOTUS ruling...

      The third and fourth sentences in the parent post, which you guys have latched onto, only provide Auckerman's reason for agreeing with the Supreme Court. That doesn't mean it was the basis for the Supreme Court's legal reasoning.

      What the court said: "The warrantless search and seizure of the garbage bags left at the curb outside the Greenwood house would violate the Fourth Amendment only if respondents manifested a subjective expectation of privacy in their garbage that society accepts as objectively reasonable." The court held that the expectation of privacy in this case was not objectively reasonable; i.e., society as a whole would not have that expectation. (The flaw in the court's reasoning is that it is a *subjective* matter as to what society as a whole would expect, so the court's own determination of "objectively reasonable" is itself not objective.)

      Now, if you hired a company to come to your front door while you're at home, to take the trash directly from your hands, then maybe there would be an "objectively reasonable" expectation of privacy in the court's eyes. But if the private company picks up your trash from the sidewalk, possibly when you aren't even home, it's another matter. For while it's sitting on the sidewalk, it's open game for anyone who passes by.

    20. Re:this has been already laid out by yuiop · · Score: 0

      How else are you supposed to dispose of your severed limbs and torsos, brainiac? Eh?

  42. Re:They have every right by Malicious · · Score: 1

    Just because the police are Trying to get a warrant, doesn't mean they will.
    What ever happened to Innocent until proven guilty? How would you like the police going through your trash, if you were innocent?

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  43. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not in Portland buddy.
    How would you like it if I went through your trash every week and published all your cancelled checks, love notes, hate speech you printed out from the web, and your CD-R's with dirty movies?

  44. Well, if they're not doing anything wrong... by Rai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The U.S. Government seems very fond of this phrase so I'll throw it back their way...

    If you're not doing anything wrong, then you shouldn't have anything to hide.

    1. Re:Well, if they're not doing anything wrong... by repetty · · Score: 1

      Surely you don't think that the U.S. government, alone, lives by this motto?

      Practically every government that exists and has ever existed -- both "good" and "bad" -- abides by this reasoning, city, state, national, et cetera.

      In this case, local American government and law enforcement officials had their underwear hoisted up the flagpole, but it could just as easily been any government anyware.

      Hate America? Get in line, but get real, too.

    2. Re:Well, if they're not doing anything wrong... by g4dget · · Score: 2

      I believe the German government was very fond of this phrase, too--in the 1930's and 1940's.

    3. Re:Well, if they're not doing anything wrong... by dogfart · · Score: 2

      But the Germans who threw the phrase back at their government undoubtedly met with an untimely demise...

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    4. Re:Well, if they're not doing anything wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think it's any different aaaaarghhhhhh

  45. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So policemen are now "above the law" and allowed to go through people's trash even without a warrant? That warrant is just a "formality" I guess, not part of some kind of legal process. Yes, the police are supposed to be devoted to helping people, but as we all know that doesn't happen 100% of the time. That's why checks and balances like the warrant process were enacted.

    Hear that sucking sound kids? Those are your civil rights being tossed into the abyss by your friendly police personnel.

  46. Re:They have every right by -jaded- · · Score: 1

    Because being a policeman myself, I know that by the time a search warrant is signed off by a judge and executed (around a week), the trash will be long gone. So, the policeman have a perfectly valid arguement.

    Clearly this is being done for a good cause so what do we care that the police and other government agences no longer have to abide by the same laws as public citizens? Doesn't anyone understand that we need to relinquish some of our liberties so that we can be secure in our homes? Isn't the loss of a single legal standard for all citizens a small price to pay for easier evidence gathering by governmental agencies? After all, if it makes us safer, how could it be bad?

    I'll leave the appropriate Thomas Jefferson quote as an exercise for the reader.

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  47. Re:They have every right by DAldredge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you are a cop they why do you have the following posted in your Journal?

    "There is a kid at my school who has a badge on his backpack (attached with a safety pin) with the words "Superjew" on it. What should I do?"

    Doesn't sound like much of a cop to me.

  48. Re:Fraud? by John+Hurliman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, but you can buy a good paper shredder (the kind that dices it up into little squares) for pretty cheap these days.

  49. Re:They have every right by avandesande · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I agree to a point. I think the police should be able to seize the garbage and then search it if they obtain a search warrent. I don't think this would be much different than towing a suspects car, and then searching it later with warrent.

    because the police are an investigation bureaucracy devoted to helping people
    I am sure that whomevers privacy is being violated could care less which bureaucracy is doing it, and what their intentions are!

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  50. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now come now, you know very well that just because you have an excuse does not make it legal.
    Cops have a perfectly good excuse to beat up and butt-rape (with broomhandles) criminals but that does not make it legal.

  51. helping people? yeah right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    more like harrasing and beating people up. this just goes to show you assume you can do what you want. like others have said, youre assuming youll get a warrent.
    man, you should just find a job where you arnt fucking with people all the time.

  52. Re:They have every right by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1
    Because being a policeman myself, I know that by the time a search warrant is signed off by a judge and executed (around a week), the trash will be long gone. So, the policeman have a perfectly valid arguement.

    So... We need a better warrant system. Good to know, let's work on it.

    The councilman have every right to call foul play, because the police are an investigation bureaucracy devoted to helping people (legally), while the reporters are going through garbage in order to report what bills the councilman paid last week (illegally).

    And therefore the police can ignore the rules? Ok, so that's how it works in the movies, but I'm nervious about applying that to real life. Here's the question being asked: can the police confiscate property without warrant or permission? Rules have been passed to allow that in some cases (assets of suspected drug dealers come to mind), but it gives an oportuntity for abuse. (What is garbage? If I set something next to my trash can by my garage is is garbage? How do I prove that diamond necklace was not in my garbage? Do the police have to report they took it if they don't prosecute? How long can they keep it without prosecuting?) A warrant provides a level of accountablity. Accountablity is usually incovienent; tough. That's not its point.

    Which ignores the whole other arugment you made: Prove the police are helping people and the reporter isn't. Prove that I'm not helping people when if I were to go through the councilman's garbage and take what I wanted. Again, a warrant requires a neutral third party to decide beforehand. A sensible idea.

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  53. Re:They have every right by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Because being a policeman myself, I know that by the time a search warrant is signed off by a judge and executed (around a week), the trash will be long gone. So, the policeman have a perfectly valid argument.

    So, your argument is based upon timeframes of achieving due process and getting a warrant? No offense, but I don't think that would stand up in any court of law. In fact, if I recall, precedent has been set by stating anyone who puts their garbage on the sidewalk is relinquishing any ownership.

    The councilman have every right to call foul play, because the police are an investigation bureaucracy devoted to helping people (legally),

    The problem here is one of giving government authorities more and more access to privacy which some fear may prove to be a problem if governments ever decide they are devoted to self service and not to providing a service to their constituents.

    while the reporters are going through garbage in order to report what bills the councilman paid last week (illegally).

    And how is this illegal? I agree that it might be irritating, yes, but how is this any different in a legal sense from the police going through garbage? The point of this is that people are trying to illustrate the duplicity of many government policies that are playing off of fear in the current political climate. Total Information Awareness anyone?

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  54. nice going nimrods by mattx · · Score: 0

    Willamette Week's web server has always been slow as molasses, now you /. it?? Poor lasso files don't even know what hit them.

  55. Re:They have every right by bahwi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I believe in Dallas the new chief of police earned some respect from the citizens around here by arresting city employees, policemen, and firemen for unpaid tickets, etc. etc.

    If there is a problem with Judge's taking two weeks to sign a search warrant, then there is a problem with the judge and the system, not a reason to create 'special rights' for people who should not be considered 'special people.'

    Just my 2c.

  56. Re:They have every right by SirKron · · Score: 1

    My neighbor was cutting his grass, ran out of gas on his weed whacker and put it down by his mail box. By the time he came back with the gas can someone had already taken it. Therefore, by your logic they were not stealing.

    In this case, my other neighbor witnessed the incident and got the license plate number of the offender.

  57. Reasoning... by qat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't think it was the fact that they took the garbage that made them mad. It was almost definatly the fact that they reported the contents. example, if you are throwing out an old computer, you don't know what it's good for! It's old and slow with nothing on it. However, some guy that knows computers back and around, decides he could salvage it, so takes it. Would you be made? Nah, it was headed for the dump anyways. However, he finds your secret porno stash from the 1940's and starts selling the videos, or simply tells other people. Do you want people knowing your a porn addict? Probably not. But do you mind if somebody salvages a few parts from what you think is a worthless computer? Again, most likely, no. It's all in the intended use.

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    1. Re:Reasoning... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Public officials should be put to public scrutiny, often

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    2. Re:Reasoning... by _Donut_Troll · · Score: 1

      > I don't think it was the fact that they took the garbage that made them mad. It was almost definatly the fact that they reported the contents.

      Well, DUH!!

      What fucking genius modded this up, anyway?

  58. We did this already?I by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Informative

    I could swear we did this a few weeks ago, but I can't get the slashdot search engine to perform.

    The police or anyone can take trash at curbside, as it is considered abandoned. CA v. Greenwood

    It gets stickier in the "curtilage" area of the property left open to trash collectors to come in for the garbage. See Greenwood. IIRC curb versus curtilage was the distinction in this Oregon case between the two trash takings?

    Warrant is otherwise required unless a 4th A. exception applies such as exigency or evanescent evidence. (If these interest you, do a search or try nolo.com. :)

    States or local authorities can set the 4th Amendment bar higher if they like, that is they can require greater restraint. I don't know of any that have done so offhand -- perhaps yours.

    1. Re:We did this already?I by kraada · · Score: 1

      nope, that wasn't slashdot . . . that was fark . . .
      now what's sadder, that you thought it was a /. reposting, or that i know it was actually fark?

    2. Re:We did this already?I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think the problem is that every other news source i read already carried this story over a week ago. slashdot is sucking pretty hard lately.

    3. Re:We did this already?I by etymxris · · Score: 2

      The government should have as much right to go through my garbage as they have to go through my mailbox--none without a warrant.

      Another example: I park my car on the curb. This does not make it legal for anyone to come and steal it. It also does not make it legal for the police to come and tow it away for evidence gathering without a warrant.

      Well, I still want my car, but it might be said that I don't want my trash anymore. But there is an expectation that a service will come along and dispose of the garbage. There is no expectation that the contents of the garbage will be picked up and used against me in a court of law.

      We entrust other people with our possessions all the time. We entrust valet parking not to drive off and take our cars, we entrust the bank not to deny us access to our money, and we entrust the garbage collectors to do nothing with our trash but dispose of it.

      For this implicit contract to be broken in any of these circumstances, a warrant should be issued.

      Just because I hand the valet the keys to my car does not give him license to rifle through my glove comparent, take my change, or steal my car.

      Imagine there was a line for the valet and I just left my keys in the car with the door unlocked so the valet could pick it up in due time without me waiting. This does not give license for anyone to steal my car, though it might be easy for them to do so.

      The situation is exactly analagous to garbage collectors. We place the garbage out there on the street with the implicit understanding that the garbage collectors, and no one else, is entitled to take that garbage and dispose of it. No one else has a right to that garbage.

      The fact that the Supreme Court decided otherwise is quite clearly a mistake, one that should be reversed if justice is to be done.

    4. Re:We did this already?I by sysadmn · · Score: 2

      The article points out that the Oregon state constitution spells out a right to privacy. That right could set the bar higher for Oregon law enforcement officials.

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    5. Re:We did this already?I by MacAndrew · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Read the Greenwood dissent, Justices Marshall and Brennan agreed with you, and mention the mailbox analogy. Now, they're both dead, the decision was 6-2, and the Court is now more conservative. You can see the chances of the decision being reversed are zero.

      The modern Court does not always rule against the 4th A. (as in the Kyllo thermal imaging case -- see this proposal to use satellite surveillance!) but it has given it a pretty hard time.

      Note even without Greenwood, a workaround would not be difficult. Most trash collection and landfills are handled by the gov't; they could require you to sign off any property rights as a condition of collection or disposal. You also need to draw a line somewhere that abandonment has occurred even without the consent of the owner -- for example, in most places that car of yours if left parked more than a certain amount of time (48 hours in Boston) could be ticketed, towed and impounded as abandoned (no, this doesn't mean you've lost ownership, but they can search it for inventory pursuant to impoundment to guard against claims of theft. They would then notify you, and if you don't claim it your ownership right would lapse.) Do you expect your ownership right in the garbage in the dump to persist forever? That could have some unexpected consequences, like if it becomes a Superfund site.

      Oh yeah, they could always try to get a warrant, too... But showing probable cause is a drag.

      Your disagreement is not with me but the SC! And perhaps with your state, for not imposing greater privacy standards which would at least restrict state actors.

    6. Re:We did this already?I by etymxris · · Score: 2

      I think the disposal of trash can also be compared to the donation of money to a charity fund. You are totally relinquishing the money, and placing it in the trust of the charity. But you still have an expectation of what that charity will do with the money. If the charity says that they will help the poor, but instead line their own pockets, then government suit can be brought. This is even though there may be no contract signed between the charity and the donator. The charity will still be held legally responsible for doing with that money what they advertise will be done with the money.

      I don't see why the exact same situation doesn't hold with garbage collectors. The garbage collectors are entrusted to treat trash left by me on the street as trash, not an information gathering tool. The garbage collectors could do many things with that trash that does not violate the spirit of the contract. They could recycle the items, or incinerate them for the purposes of making energy. But using the trash as an information gathering tool would certainly violate the spirit of the implicit contract.

      We can imagine other examples. One that springs to mind would be google.com selling information about specific employees searches to employers. Now, employers already have the ability to do this within the company network. But google could, based on a home email address, gather all information related to the domain name (on a cable modem, say). Then the employer could see that you are doing searches at home such as "herpes%20symptoms". Now, it is certainly ethically wrong for google to do such a thing, and I think, or would hope, that it is legally wrong as well.

      If so, then it should certainly be legally wrong for garbage collectors to do the same.

      Btw, I'm arguing against the SC, not you.

    7. Re:We did this already?I by bluGill · · Score: 2

      If my garbage hauler wants me to sign a release as such I will get a different hauler. Oh, you mean that you have a monopoly garbage system? How barbaric and senseless. It isn't a big deal to have several companies hauling garbage in town. But then I don't live in a town.

      If I had to sign such a document I'd quit garbage service. It is a service, it isn't that much work to seperate garbage into recycleable (glass, plastic, metal), burnable (wood and paper, though the latter is recycleable), and compost (all the rest). Some things are just too much a pain to seperate, but it can be done, and if things get bad enough I will.

  59. no, thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another reason not to live in Portland.

  60. Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by rdmiller3 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Now I know most comments on this article are talking about the legality of taking someone's garbage... but the real issue here is deeper.

    The article (which was kindly copied by a decent slashdotter) said that the police not only took a fellow officer's garbage without her permission... they went further against the privacy of her body itself by using a bloody tampon as a drug test sample which led to her dismissal!

    Folks, this is not a case of stolen "property". This is an involuntary medical examination; an invasion of privacy to the highest degree.

    1. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Folks, this is not a case of stolen "property". This is an involuntary medical examination; an invasion of privacy to the highest degree.

      Liberal nonsense. Obviously, if this lady cop actually wanted to retain her constituational rights, she should have known better than to put her used tampons in the trash. Instead, she should be stockpiling her tampons like all good freedom-loving American women do.

      Seriously, though, this is just another example of an alarming trend in American law: The destruction of rights via the control chokepoints.

      For example, if a cop pulls you over on the road, you cannot refuse a breathalizer exam without automatically losing your license. As such, you effectively don't have the right *not* to give up evidence (since the punishment for not giving up said evidence is just like the punishment for the crime of drunk driving, it becomes a moot point). This is technically constituational even though it's blatently a jackbooted tactic.

      In this case, they're using your garbage against you. Since we all generate refuse which we need to get rid of, this is another effective way to end-run around our rights. You obviously can get astounding amounts of info from the average person's garbage -- no warrent needed.

      We (and I mean "We" as in "We the People") put up with this even though we see it's fascist bullshit. We think it's important to make the police's job easier (even when we're just encouraging random searches that can't earn a warrant), or that we're fighting terrorists. Or maybe we're just too lazy and distracted to care, what with all the bread and circuses.

      And it sucks.

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    2. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
      Not really..

      Police many times have obtained samples of saliva, hair and fingerprints from people without their knowledge and the evidence does turn up admissible.

      What kind of objects? A discarded coffee cup while being interviewed by the police, a hair with the root still attached, etc.

      Is it sneaky? Yes it is. Is it wrong? No it isn't. Can you protect yourself from this? Yes you can!

      Notice in the case of the mayor, the reporters couldn't get ahold of her trash because it was on Private Property. Therefore, be sure to keep your trash within your own property and MANUALLY take bags of trash to the dump. (Don't throw anything with your name on it away, shred). If it's really an issue, make sure you're not being followed.

      Don't want people to read information you throw away? Shred it! Burn it... Whatever!

      Got a tampon that could be a potential blood sample? If you're a man, got a band-aid you don't want them to use against you? Flush it!

      Of course, it's sad we even have to consider stuff like this. But at least if they're going to spy on you, make their work a little harder.

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    3. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by Skyshadow · · Score: 3
      Got a tampon that could be a potential blood sample? If you're a man, got a band-aid you don't want them to use against you? Flush it!

      Er, ever have to deal with a flushed tampon? Few things on earth will clog a toilet better.

      The way it ought to be is that those things which that average person expects to be private (and garbage is *obviously* one of those) ought to be private -- that is, a warrent should be needed to obtain them. The only reason this isn't the case is that we Americans are either (a) too complacent to make them so or (b) deluded that giving up our natural rights is the only road to safety.

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    4. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Important questions that were missed:

      How do they know it was her tampon? Could have been a guests who used the bathroom.

      Can they prove it was her garbage? Do they need to for court purposes?

      Anyone can drop a bag of garbage on someone's lawn.

      All in all, very very disturbing.

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    5. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by Osty · · Score: 2, Informative

      For example, if a cop pulls you over on the road, you cannot refuse a breathalizer exam without automatically losing your license. As such, you effectively don't have the right *not* to give up evidence (since the punishment for not giving up said evidence is just like the punishment for the crime of drunk driving, it becomes a moot point).

      This may be a state-by-state thing, but you can certainly refuse to give a breathalyzer test and still retain your license -- tell the officer to cuff you and take you to the station, where you'll happily give them a blood sample. You're still complying, so they cannot take your license.


      Anyway, you should always refuse a breathalyzer test. The things are hardly accurate at all. You should always force their hand by making them take a blood test. Not only will it be more accurate, but you're giving yourself about an hour more time to help lower your BAC.


      (NOTE: I do not condone drunk driving at all. However, I see no problem with having one or two drinks and then driving later in the evening after those drinks. (obviously depends on body type and composition, as well as tolerance -- one drink may be enough to get some people truly drunk.) Because of the inaccuracies of breathalyzers, even one drink could make you blow legally drunk, even if your BAC is really not at that level.)

    6. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by rdmiller3 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Let me get this straight...

      You're saying it's legal for police to take a blood sample from a bandaid in my garbage, just because it's set out on the street,

      ...even while at the same the Privacy Act makes it illegal for them to record what I say on my cheap cordless phone, broadcasting to the whole block. According to the law, they're not even allowed to try to listen.

      Well, does that make any sense? They can't listen to my "private" conversations but they can take tissue samples any time they want??

    7. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      No, it's not a blood sample, it's trash that has blood (menstrual fluid) on it. Discarded materials are unprotected by the 4th amendment, there's no violation of privacy in their seizure. Trash is trash.

      That's the law anyway, not that it's right, and this tampon thing is kinda gross. :) YMMV.

      You do need to draw a line, of claim that one's trash is one's property forever. If seizing it from the trash was improper, at what point would it no longer be her property and up for grabs, either from the trash company or municipality, or by digging at the dump?

      This page about what not to do if accused of a crime is interesting (just found on Google, I can't vouch for it).

    8. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How'd they know it was hers?

      DNA testing. Said so in the article.

    9. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by chialea · · Score: 2

      Sayeth the parent:

      How'd they know it was hers?

      DNA testing. Said so in the article.

      Sayeth me:

      Read harder. It also says the results of those tests have not been disclosed, so we don't actually know, even if they do.

      Lea

    10. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Maybe I'm just a clueless single male, but why can't they just flush their tampons down the toilet?

    11. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
      You should be modded up for this post... Seriously...

      A phone conversation is a broadcast that is being intercepted. There is an EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY for a phone call, regardless of whether or not there actually IS privacy.

      Trash is something of yours whose property is RELINQUISHED when you put it out on the street.

      Something seems wrong about acquiring a blood sample without someone's permission/warrant, but for me the question is where to draw the line... If it's not okay to get a blood sample involuntarily, is it okay to get saliva? Fingerprints?

      I think I misstated my thoughts in the above post. For me, going through one's trash doesn't seem like an issue. It's the samples that make me wonder...

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    12. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by zer0vector · · Score: 1

      They proved it was hers by DNA testing, but the parent here makes an incredibly good point. How do they prove that the trash is actually yours in other situations? Under normal circumstances, the police have a search warrant issued for a place and specific(-ish) items, and either witnesses see it taken from the location, or it is documented by pictures, etc. The only way the police could maintain the usefulness of the evidence would be to document every step by some trusted method, ie videotaping, from the moment they take it from your curb to the moment it is secured in an evidence room. It might get suspicious when there are video crews on your front lawn every week.

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    13. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tampons are made to soak up liquid. In doing so, they expand. Submerged in a pipe, they'll clog it up.

    14. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 2
      Got a tampon that could be a potential blood sample? [...] Flush it!
      Yeah, cause devices made for blocking the flow of liquid in an enclosed canal really should be flushed, with a liquid, through an enclosed canal.

      Do you see the problem there?

      Anyway, the point is that your privacy should be secure enough not to require such draconian measures.

    15. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by pjt48108 · · Score: 1

      Not to oversimplify matters, but this, as in the case of the abortion issue, warrants something I have been saying more and more of late: "I am all for the long arm of the law, but it has no business reaching up a lady's skirt."

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    16. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by jafiwam · · Score: 2

      Hmm. Post again the next time your wife stands around and watches you get shit and bloody tampons spilled on your slippered feet at 3am. Tampons stop up plumbing, sometimes bad.

      On a more postitive note, someone that can make a really strong shredder that fits on the edge of the toilet could make a lot of money. Make em sort through tons of shit and then piece it all back together. Got extra drywall? Shred and Flush!

    17. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      I already noted that that I was a clueless single male. As far as a wife... remember, this is Slashdot. My chances of ever being married are pretty slim.

    18. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by Taos · · Score: 1

      way way way (way!) back when I was a grocery sacker at a local supermarket, we had a standing rule that no guy had to clean the women's bathroom, and for this specific reason. One unfortunate day, however, there weren't any girl sackers working, so I was tapped to clean the bathrooms, women's included. I still have flashbacks to that experience. For some reason, there are women out there that don't understand a big yellow sign, saying "Do not flush your tampons". Nothing like putting on the big rubber gloves and fishing those out of the bottom of the toilet.

      Is there a -1 Repulsive?

      It's time to go drink.

    19. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

      The drunk driving thing is a little different. You have no constitutional right to be able to drive a car on public roads. It is a privledge. If you wish to drive a car on public roads, you are required to be liscenced to do so, and are required to register your vehicle. Now, if oyu get pulled over for drunk driving, you may refuse to take a brethalizer, that's fine, but if you do you will loose your privledge to drive on public roads.

      Now, none of this applies to private land. You may drive with out a lisence, in no regard of a speed limit, and cars that are not normally street legal or liscenced on private land, such as a test track. However, if you want to drive on the public roads, there are things that are required for that privledge and they can be revoked.

      You have no constitutional protection to be able to drive a card.

    20. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by benny_lama · · Score: 1

      How about the fact that the cop was USING DRUGS?!?

      Do you seriously want a police officer out on the street that is a drug addict? I don't think the cops did anything wrong by taking her trash, and I also find it amusing that the press took the mayor's trash. I'm sure that taking someone's garbage off their lawn is not all that has to happen to convict someone in court. As another poster points out, a defense attorney would not have much trouble creating resonable doubt. Also, think about it this way. Why would the police go and take trash from the dismissed cop unless they had good reason to suspect that she was a drug addict?

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    21. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by orkysoft · · Score: 1
      Is there a -1 Repulsive?

      Yes, but unfortunately, it's a Goatse link.

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    22. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by orkysoft · · Score: 2

      If someone gets a bloody tampon or band-aid from someone's trash, how can they be sure it's actually the tampon or band-aid from the person who put out the trash, and not from a guest who threw it in the trash while staying there?

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    23. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I want police on the street that follow the fucking laws for civil rights and protections.

      You stupid cunt.

    24. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by Suidae · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (and garbage is *obviously* one of those)

      I don't agree with that. As someone else pointed out, if you want your trash handled in a secure manner, you either need to do it yourself, or contract with someone else to do it. Most trash companies have no obligation to keep the trash they have collected from you, which is now their property, private.

    25. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      How bout the fact that that's TOTALLY IRRELEVANT. The idea of investigating someone without probable cause and then justifying your actions by the findings is totally counter to our justice system, unless your name is Bill Clinton, and that was just a special excemption made by our wonderful Republicans in Congress.

      Why would the police go and take trash from the dismissed cop unless they had good reason to suspect that she was a drug addict?

      I sincerly hope you were being sarcastic there. If you'd read the article, you know that the police officer who ordered the invesitgation DATED her in the early 90's. No conflict of interest there. That is EXACTLY why we need to be worried about shit like this, especially with the huge increase in investigative power given to the goverment after 9/11. Many more people with ludicrous levels of authority means many more people abusing that authority for personal grudges.

    26. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by ethereal · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't hang my hat much on the expectation of privacy. If someone really wanted to hear your conversation or analyze your band-aid, they would do so. "Expectation of privacy" is perhaps some defense against criminal prosecution; it doesn't protect you at all from other private citizens with malign intent. You want real privacy, get a scrambler and an incinerator.

      Heck, you even called it a phone "broadcast" - if you're going to radiate energy, I'm not sure how there can even be an expectation of privacy about that energy once it leaves your property. The population at large only has an expectation of privacy because the population doesn't understand how technology actually works. Ignorance of the law is generally no excuse; why should ignorance of reality be able to construct a false shield of privacy?

      Me, I shred my bills but don't burn 'em, and I don't have an encrypted phone. But I do at least keep in mind the privacy impact of these choices. I appreciate the current judicial view of privacy, even if I don't find it entirely supportable.

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    27. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by jred · · Score: 2

      Using drugs does not make you a drug addict. It does make you a drug user. There *is* a difference.

      I'm assuming the police have a random (or not) drug testing policy. Why not just escort her to the john & make her piss in a cup?

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    28. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by sholden · · Score: 2
      This may be a state-by-state thing, but you can certainly refuse to give a breathalyzer test and still retain your license -- tell the officer to cuff you and take you to the station, where you'll happily give them a blood sample. You're still complying, so they cannot take your license.
      Most people would consider a blood test far worse than a breath test, I suspect anyway.

      Are police allowed to test for other drugs in your blood as well?

      In Australia (well NSW anyway), drink driving is a criminal offence that can result in a jail term (up to two years for a high range BAC), so keeping your license is a relatively minor concern.

      Anyway, you should always refuse a breathalyzer test. The things are hardly accurate at all. You should always force their hand by making them take a blood test. Not only will it be more accurate, but you're giving yourself about an hour more time to help lower your BAC.
      Over here refusing a breath test is illegal, of course we don't have those pesky civil rights (we also have random breath tests, so you can be pulled over and tested for no reason at all). The penalties for refusing the test are equivalent to the high range penalties, hence refusing is a pretty silly thing to do...

      Then again the breath test isn't what matters, the breath test gets you arrested, then you get a more accurate breath test, and you can then be required to (or ask for, though you then get a bill) a blood test. The blood test is trumps.
    29. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by Osty · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are police allowed to test for other drugs in your blood as well?

      Probably, but I have nothing to worry about there.


      In Australia (well NSW anyway), drink driving is a criminal offence that can result in a jail term (up to two years for a high range BAC), so keeping your license is a relatively minor concern.

      DUI in the States is also a criminal offense, but it really takes a lot to actually be put in jail (extremely high BAC is usually not enough -- you either have to be a repeat offender, or kill somebody, but in the latter case you'll be going to trial for vehicular manslaughter). In most cases, you'll lose your license for a month, maybe three, and be required to do a 2 year alcohol treatment program as well as join AA. In some states you may have an ignition interlock fitted on your car (a breathalyzer that won't allow you to start your car if it detects alcohol). The license suspension part is weak, considering that if you refuse both a breathalyzer and a blood test you're going to lose your license anyway for anywhere from six months to a year.


      The cops will try to tell you that you'll lose your license if you refuse a breathalyzer test, but they're bluffing. Same for a field sobriety test (those are even less reliable than breathalyzers!). Don't cave. As long as you submit to a blood test, they will not revoke your license. And the blood test will be more accurate. You may only have a BAC of .075 (well below the legal limit of .08 in most states), but a breathalyzer could show anywhere from a .07 to a .09 even! The blood test will be accurate, and you'll be given at least the ride to the station to metabolize more of that alcohol. And if they do revoke your license, that's okay -- you're going to be getting a lawyer anyway if you're smart, and the lawyer will take care of showing them the error of their ways and getting your license back (well, as long as you retain a competent lawyer, anyway).


      For the record, I don't drive drunk, and I've never even been pulled over for being suspected of DUI. However, I have friends and acquiantances that have gotten DUIs, so I know quite a bit about how the system works in this regard. At least in the US, anyway.


      Then again the breath test isn't what matters, the breath test gets you arrested, then you get a more accurate breath test, and you can then be required to (or ask for, though you then get a bill) a blood test. The blood test is trumps.

      At least here, if you submit to the breathalyzer, that's all the more testing they'll do. Unless you're 110% sure you're going to pass a breathalyzer, you're going to be spending money on this anyway (lawyer fee and/or court fees and fines), so don't balk at the cost of a blood test. It will help you out in the long run and make your legal case stronger if indeed you were under the legal limit. As you said, the blood test trumps, so why would you mess around with anything less accurate?


      One last note -- most states have a "zero tolerance" rule, so if you're under 21 and drinking, please don't drive. All the blood tests and lawyers in the world can't save you, so just be smart and don't do it.

    30. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      For example, if a cop pulls you over on the road, you cannot refuse a breathalizer exam without automatically losing your license.

      In general, while the USC grants use quite a few freedoms, actions that pose a serious and immediate threat to human life and have few benefits are generally not okay in our legal system. And I have to agree with that.

      Your regular search and seizure of a home, say, is off-limits because the dominant party (say, Republicans) could search and go through the belongings of the Democrats. It's designed to prevent tyrannies from forming, not to let you get off after dealing crack. That just happens to be a side effect.

      With a breathalizer test, things are a little different. There's not a hell of a lot of useful information a malicious government could get from you through a field breathalyzer test (well, perhaps that will change as technology advances) other than your alcohol level. It's not something that could let them really control other political parties.

      About the only reason you would *not* want to be breathalized is because you're driving drunk. Doing so poses a pretty nasty and unjustified risk to the lives of others. It's pretty hard to come up with a defense to let people not be breathalized.

      I know of one person (Indian, but probably assumed to be Arabic, since this was shortly after 9/11) who was breathalized three times in a row. I suppose you could make some case for police harassment, but I really can't think of any other downsides.

      I mean, I'll support the right to bear arms (maintains Hobbes' principle of approximate equivalency, keeps dictatorships from forming) and avoiding general search and seizure without just cause, but I simply don't see the point in stopping breathalizer tests.

    31. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by cduffy · · Score: 2

      Trash is something of yours whose property is RELINQUISHED when you put it out on the street.

      That may be a legal truth, but does the average reasonable person see it that way, or does your average citizen retain some expectation of privacy?

      I suspect the latter.

    32. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by Fizyx · · Score: 1

      The article also mentioned that her boyfriend was a drug user. He (or someone else) could have contributed to that sample. It was a tampon after all.

    33. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by benny_lama · · Score: 1

      You must have read a different article then I did because there is no mention that the officer who ordered the investigation dated the cop that was being investigated.

      When you work in a profession such as being a police officer you necessarily give up some of your rights. This has to be done to keep the profession from abusing their powers.

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    34. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by benny_lama · · Score: 1

      drug user = drug addict in my book. I don't care how you rationalize it for yourself.

      They could have made her piss in a cup also. How about getting more evidence against her to make a good case for her termination. It usually takes lots of evidence against someone to fire them from a government job.

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    35. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by palesius · · Score: 1

      Does that hold true for:

      Drinks Alcohol=Alcoholic?
      Smokes Cigarettes=Addicted to Nicotine?

      or is this restricted to arbitrary illegalized drugs only?

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    36. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by sholden · · Score: 2
      At least here, if you submit to the breathalyzer, that's all the more testing they'll do. Unless you're 110% sure you're going to pass a breathalyzer, you're going to be spending money on this anyway (lawyer fee and/or court fees and fines), so don't balk at the cost of a blood test. It will help you out in the long run and make your legal case stronger if indeed you were under the legal limit. As you said, the blood test trumps, so why would you mess around with anything less accurate?
      If the breathalyser is all they'll do and you have had a few, then obviously refusing it to get a blood test is the only intelligent thing to do. So at least in your state that's what you'd do.

      Over here though, the breathalyser isn't the last step, but if you pass it you go free, so doing it can only save you time. Plus of course the refusal itself *is* illegal in good old Oz (well the NSW section anyway).
    37. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by jred · · Score: 2

      Hey, you aren't allowed to bring alcohol into a conversation about drugs. It throws the antidrug zealots off.

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    38. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 1

      I didn't get to read the actual article at the time, it was /.d. However, I did read a copy someone posted, so no excuse.

      Rereading today, the article mentions DNA testing was requested on the sample from the tampon, nothing about any results nor whether they have or requested a DNA sample from Hoesly. So the question remains proper and unanswered, as chialea pointed out.

      Suppose they do get the DNA results back, are the police allowed to demand a sample from Hoesly for comparision? If asked, would she be obligated to provide a sample?

      All kinds of nasty possiblities here.

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    39. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by zurmikopa · · Score: 2

      Yeah, cause devices made for blocking the flow of liquid in an enclosed canal really should be flushed, with a liquid, through an enclosed canal.
      Do you see the problem there?


      Oddly enough, there are such things as flushable tampons you can buy.

    40. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      I deperately wonder why such a useful device has remained unknown to me.

      *scratches balls*

  61. Re:Here is the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    thank you very much for posting that text i really enjoyed reading it and was afraid i wouldn't get a chance since the server is slashdotted why slashdot doesn't create their own cache to avoid this problem is completely beyond me thank you once again for your service to this community i will place you in my friends list sircrashalot

  62. Re:They have every right by subsolar2 · · Score: 2
    Not in Portland buddy. How would you like it if I went through your trash every week and published all your cancelled checks, love notes, hate speech you printed out from the web, and your CD-R's with dirty movies?
    Well my CD-R disks are all cut in half at least and I own and use a cross-cut shredder, so you would not likely find much useful. I consider what I put out on the curb for collection fair game, and if somebody finds some old piece of furnature or hardware useful, more power to them. Anything that I consider sensitive gets shredded and put in recycling or used for gerbil bedding.
  63. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And by your logic, it is alright if the police had taken his weed whacker instead?

  64. Re:They have every right by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

    People frequently leave things on their curb when they want to give them away. I'd say the Taker of the Weed Whacker has a perfectly plausible defense.

  65. Re:They have every right by Skyshadow · · Score: 3, Funny
    On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

    Being a seventh grader, on the other hand, seems far more easy to detect.

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  66. Of course it's okay.. by mraymer · · Score: 2
    I mean, didn't Microsoft get their start by hunting for source code in dumpsters? So, of course this is okay. I mean, Microsoft, they're such a great company, and they never abuse their popularity in the market either.

    And about deleting stuff... Yeah, most files are not really "gone" until the spot on the drive has been overwritten. Here's what you do if you want to be certain... Encrypt the file, then delete it. In the chance that someone does end up restoring it, they won't be able to read its contents. Also, don't forget to wear your foil hat to prevent the alien signals from messing with your brain. ;)

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    1. Re:Of course it's okay.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depending on what tool/utility you use, encrypting the file doesn't necessarily wipe out the original unencrypted version in an unrecoverable way. To prevent recovery of deleted files, you want something like the "True Delete" utilities on this page.

    2. Re:Of course it's okay.. by geekoid · · Score: 2

      I have seen techniques that can tell what was on an area defor what is currently on that spot. It had ab out an 80 % accuracy rate. Cool stuff.

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    3. Re:Of course it's okay.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the first contents written to any fresh magnetic media can always be determined. The only way to really delete the contents of a hard drive is when you first get the drive you read and write 1's and 0's to every place on the drive at least 7 times. This will exercise the magnetic media and get it ready to store your information.

      Store all information you want to keep secret on a in a RAM drive. Not on a hard drive. Typically the police will confiscate your computer and it will sit in a warehouse for a year and then be used in the trial against you. If they turn off the computer to transport it to a lab for analysis of the contents of the hard drive they will power it down and the RAM drive will be wiped clean.

      If you must store on a hard drive, use a cryptographic file system with a large key and a hard to crack pass phrase. And deny knowing anything about the file system on the drive, say that you found the drive on the road and just stuck it into your computer and hadn't gotten around to formating that partion yet.

    4. Re:Of course it's okay.. by yuiop · · Score: 0

      This is bad advice. The RAM drive may well get paged to disk. Also any processing on it may well involve temp files on disk. It's pretty hard to think of useful things you can do with sensitive data that never involve putting anything sensitive on disk.

  67. MOD parent UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod Parent UP!

  68. Re:They have every right by jridley · · Score: 2

    How would you like it if I went through your trash every week and published all your cancelled checks, love notes, hate speech you printed out from the web, and your CD-R's with dirty movies?

    Fine with me, but realize that I shred everything that has financial or personal info on it, even 10 year old records being cleared from the basement, and I snap all discarded CD-Rs in half before throwing them out.

    I have *always* assumed that I would be the target of dumpster divers. It takes very little effort to do all this; I just have a cardboard box next to the shredder, and I toss stuff in there. Once a month or so I go over there, plug in the shredder, run everything through, and dump the pieces in the recycling bin.

    Anyone who's trying to maintain a political image who doesn't do this is an idiot, plain and simple. If I had a political image to maintain I'd own a lots better shredder.

  69. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There is a kid at my school who has a badge on his backpack (attached with a safety pin) with the words "Superjew" on it. What should I do?" Doesn't sound like much of a cop to me.

    I dunno. He sounds a lot like one of them minority-beating LAPD cops I see on the news every 6 months or so...

  70. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Once, when we were working on a Hispanic drug dealer case, we sent in a warrant to look for drug dealer supplements in his garbage (half-used joints, cloth with coke residue on it, etc.). It didn't get approved for two weeks (due to nothing but slow buereaucracy) and as a result this drug dealer was able to get away with three murders in the mean time.

    Would you want the blood to be on your hands because you didn't go and grab the garbage after the judge didn't approve it quickly enough?

    I doubt it, and if you do then you certainly have what it takes to be a policeman in an area where you need a search warrant for everything.

    Also, a barely went over point in this article is that almost all the states allow police to do various searches without warrants. You should check the laws in your own state and contact your local representative if you have a problem with any of these laws.

  71. There was a related case a while back by PotatoHead · · Score: 2

    about recycling being 'stolen' Apparently people were going through the bins taking what they thought was valuable and recycling it themselves.

    Not sure how it ended up, but it was the same issue.

  72. Mafia hitman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, you live a great fantasy life.

  73. Politicians Dont follow their Laws by attobyte · · Score: 1

    All politicians have better healthcare, retirement, and now they dont have to live by the laws the write and approve. I think I need a career move because it would be nice to shit on everyone below me.

    When are americans going to wake up and see that they are being shafted in every direction possiable.

    Sorry for the rant.

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  74. Consider this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What would your response be if someone had "planted" garbage on your curbside... and that garbage contained photo's of naked young boys in comprimising positions ?

    Well.... you could just claim it wasn't yours.... of course, excuses wont get you far.

    1. Re:Consider this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know there are things on the evidence such as fingerprints etc. I know its not fool proof but if the garbage was planted on your property with pictures for naked young kids(yeah rite you perv) then presumably they would have finger prints on the actual perp. If not... then that means someones out to get u, and you are shit out of luck.

  75. DMCA Violation by bahwi · · Score: 2

    "Scrap by scrap, we are reverse-engineering a grimy portrait of another human being, reconstituting an identity from his discards, probing into stuff that is absolutely, positively none of our damn business."

    They better be careful! Reverse Engineering is a violation of the DMCA!!

  76. Re:They have every right by unterderbrucke · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Studying at night at UB with idiot 20 year olds is stressful, thanks for asking.

  77. Quite the contrary by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A policeman, on duty, is an arm of the government, not a citizen. The policeman has sworn an oath to uphold the law *as* an instrument of the government. Actual ordinary citizens have to trust the police to do so or their entire function, indeed, the entire function of *law* falls into disrepute.The Constitution puts certain limits on the actions of police officers *because* the second they put on the that shield they are the government, not a citizen. Police have *fewer* rights than citizens.This is why the police have adopted the dodge of hiring ordinary citizens to go places and do things that they cannot.

    A policeman who does not follow due process is the greatest threat to lawfulness there is.

    Contrarywise, a journalist going through the trash of a public official to find out the truth has long been held to be one of the *greatest* preservers of democratic law that there is. See the Pentagon Papers.Protections for such behaviours were specifically written into the Constitution.

    The entire function of the Constitution is to *restrict* the actions of government and law enforcement and *empower* citizens.

    Indeed, some of the restrictions on law enforcment ( such as it taking a week to get a warrant) were overtly written to make it impossible to effectively prosecute certain unjust laws. That's the frikkin' *point.*

    I don't wonder why some polititians might object to this.

    KFG

    1. Re:Quite the contrary by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

      Could not have been said better! Kudos! He will not read, nor understand your words, more the pity.

    2. Re:Quite the contrary by Emnar · · Score: 1

      A policeman, on duty, is an arm of the government, not a citizen.

      "We the people of the United States..."

  78. NYC by MacAndrew · · Score: 3, Informative

    Until a moment ago I *thought* NYC sanitation workers were well paid. It's a difficult job and a fairly expensive place to live. Not so -- $30-48k.

    1. Re:NYC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Except you missed some things

      1) ~$30,000 for no experience / no skills as a starting wage ain't bad at all. Compare that to ~$15,000 one could expect to make @ $7.50 / hour 40 hour per week employment. $30,000 works out to about $15 /hour.

      2) You missed this one sentence: "... In addition to the basic annual wages, sanitation workers may also earn differential payments based on their specific assignment and overtime..."

      OT is where you make your money in public service.

    2. Re:NYC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the excellent benifits that public employees get.

    3. Re:NYC by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      Well...I'll certainly grant that a lot of that gets eaten by cost-of-living. Perhaps West Virginia has skewed my perception, and 48k may not be what an *engineer* hopes to make at the end of his career, but it's hardly chump change.

      There are plenty of jobs that pay less -- public school teacher (I remember my calculus teacher moonlighting as a security guard to make ends meet...)

      Plus, you've got reasonable job security and gov't -class benefits.

    4. Re:NYC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1) ~$30,000 for no experience / no skills as a starting wage ain't bad at all

      If you're living in the NYC area, oh yes it is.

  79. haiku by bobtheprophet · · Score: 1

    Politicians' trash
    Worse than that in public sight
    That's some sick shit there.

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  80. About as much as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...I like the idea of the government poking through my trash without a search warrant. When living in a suburban community I found the police polite, respectful, and extremely helpful. Since moving to the big city I've found the police to be rude, threatening without cause, verbally abusive, and have even witnessed blatent policy brutality and unreasonable violence. If a cop ever asks permission to enter my home, asks me even a simple question, or for a damn thing, I'll tell him/her no. Not without a warrant. And I'd like to speak with a lawyer, please. No matter what the situation.

    As a nearing middle age white guy I now see police as an enemy to basic civil order within society. I didn't used to think this way, but seeing many officers abuse their position and responsibility toward citizens has left me disrespectful of police authority. I don't break the law and the police have had little reason to interfere with my life. Thank God I'm not a minority. Racial profiling, unreasonable threats, rudeness, obvious police brutality is ruining what little trust is left of police throughout society. This is only making it harder for the many good cops who walk the beat out there. And yes, I know there are a lot of good cops out there who work a hard and dangerous job in miserable conditions.

    BTW: I used to donate to the FOP. NEVER AGAIN!!!

  81. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by blackgasmask · · Score: 0

    your garbage goes through YOU!!

    1. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In SOVIET RUSSIA, 404 errors find YOU!!

    2. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now THAT was funny!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 404 errors find you!!!!! I found a 404 error when I clicked on the plastic link. HAHAHA! That works on so many different levels. I think I am going to laugh myself to death! FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN!

  82. Re:They have every right by EZmagz · · Score: 1
    If you are a cop they why do you have the following posted in your Journal? "There is a kid at my school who has a badge on his backpack (attached with a safety pin) with the words "Superjew" on it. What should I do?"

    A-fucking-men. Seriously. Slashdot has gotten to the point of IRC #sex rooms it seems. Granted, this is a scientific-oriented "community" (if you can really call it that anymore...to me it's just a cool way of testing one's webserver to see if it can withstand millions of clicks within minutes), but come on folks. Everyone's posted "credintials" when they respond to an article like this SEEM honest and respectable enough. Who wouldn't believe somebody claiming to be a PhD in physics or an IT Manager or in this case a cop considering the articles at hand? No, this isn't a scientific article per se, but you guys get my point.

    It just sucks when the curtain in OZ is removed and instead of there being a wizard, it's a 15 year old punk with a identity problem.

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  83. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excellent point!!!

  84. I need to make a living also by renegade600 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I worked at Walmart at one time and found there are individuals in town who will go through trash on the curb and take only the broken items that they think Walmart will exchange. I had a city employee who almost got a refund for a non working sanyo tv that was in a brand new sanyo box. Fortunately I caught it just as the refund was being approved. There was another individual who was returning a weed eater for exchange and it turned out it was put on the curb by the Sporting Goods Dept manager the day before.

    Also lets not forget about those who have yard sales, a neighbor of mine took a broken down table and a few other items I put on the side of the road and I found them at their yard sale a few months later.

    Needless to say, if restrictions were place on trash, there will be those who will have to look for another source of income.

    Side note: If you have stuff that can be embarrassing to you and if there is nothing in the garbage that can lead to you, throw the trash into a local dumpster or accidently place it on the curb in front of your neighbors home and blame it on the wild dogs. :-)

  85. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    ...once placed on the curb, is the private property of the owner...

    You are only partially correct in that statement.

    Most areas, especially urban, have a small strip of land that starts at the curb and goes onto the property of the owner that is called right of way. It's this right of way that allows a city to go ahead and install a power line pole, or a sidewalk, or a storm drain WITHOUT your permission.

    Most major metropolitan areas have a department (usually under Public Works) that deal with Right of Way Management.

    Now, that being said... if it's on the curb, it's legally considered to be UNWANTED by the owner, and therefore free takings.

    Regardless of WHICH side of the curb it's on.

  86. you get an F in Civics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever heard of a Citizen's Arrest? People still do this. Ever heard of Self Defense? People do this, too.

    The police are there to cart the bad guys off to jail, and make sure that the accused appears before the judge's bench when appointed to. Beyond that, the police have not many "rights" beyond what ordinary citizens have. If anything, the police have many more restrictions.

  87. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Studying at night at UB with idiot 20 year olds is stressful, thanks for asking.

    ~udb

  88. slashdotted by reitoei1971 · · Score: 2, Funny

    perhaps they grabbed the server out of the garbage?

  89. I got into a fight with a garbage guy once by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Someone up the block threw out a perfectly good, actually quite expensive skateboard. My friend told me about it so I went up to swipe it. By the time I got there the garbage truck was there.
    He wouldn't let me swipe it. I explained it was trash going to the landfill, he still said it was quite illegal. Couple minutes of protest got me nowhere. I would have used some whup-ass but I was only 14 or so at the time and this was a big fat smelly teamster looking guy...

    But to this day I still have no idea why such a thing would be illegal. I think we need to pay the legislators less, they seem to have too much time on their hands...

    1. Re:I got into a fight with a garbage guy once by litewoheat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its illegal to do the teamster's job of taking away trash. If too many people trash-pick, then there won't be enough jobs for the teamsters. Gotta love those unions.

      If anyone has tradeshow setup experience you'll be nodding your heads right about now

    2. Re:I got into a fight with a garbage guy once by mikeage · · Score: 2

      Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: Twelve. You got a problem with that?

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  90. Re:They have every right by Kunta+Kinte · · Score: 2
    Doesn't sound like much of a cop to me.

    Actually, sounds like a lot of cops I've encountered.

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  91. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I agree to a point. I think the police should be able to seize the garbage and then search it if they obtain a search warrent. I don't think this would be much different than towing a suspects car, and then searching it later with warrent.

    Good insight. But I expect that the police need something before towing a car. Some sort of violation, car illegally on the road, stolen car, whatever. The police should not be allowed to tow a car for a fishing expedition. As a note, I do expect that it should be fairly easy for a policeman to come up with a valid reason to tow, however, whenever he/she wants to. The old "something hanging from the rearview mirror" - that is usually illegal and justifies being pulled over and fined. Perhaps that could support a towing.

    Similarly, the police should not be allowed to take trash for fishing expeditions. To follow your idea then, taking trash for holding until a warrant comes through should only be allowable if some sort of violation is being committed by the trash placement.

  92. Common Practice by brunes69 · · Score: 2

    Haven't you ever watched Law and Order? They do this sort of bullshit all the time, tricking people into using a comb and giving it back and other stuff just to get a DNA sample. Weather or not it is ethical is another matter, but as long as you willfully gave up the property, it is no longer yours to control.

    1. Re:Common Practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you know as a fellow L+O watcher, all too often their evidence is swiftly dismissed by the judge, exactly because of trickery used to obtain it. There's lots of debate about what constitutes willfully (and especially, knowingly) giving away things.

  93. Recycling by leastsquares · · Score: 2

    It is reassuring to see that most of these high-flyers don't waste their time with recycling. Who was that moron putting dead batteries in his trash? Geesh.

    1. Re:Recycling by Delf · · Score: 1

      Here in Seattle, we have an active recycling program and get regular updates from the city about how to use it. We've been explicitly told to put used batteries in the trash.

      Alkalines used to contain mercury, but modern ones don't,so they're not considered hazardous waste any more.

      The city's website recommends that we recycle batteries through local retailers who are set up to handle specific kinds of batteries. Reading between the lines, I guess that there are so many kinds of battery (lead-acid, NiCd, Li, alkaline) that they don't want to deal with the sorting and handling issues.

  94. Re:They have every right by EvanED · · Score: 2

    Of course, there's a world of difference between a weed whacker left at the curb presumably on its own and stuff inside a recepticle that was specifically made to contain trash and signal that the trach guys can dump what's in it...

  95. But where does the "curb" begin... by sven_kirk · · Score: 1

    I have trash pickup next to my garage, well away from the street. So does that mean that they can go in my garbage then? How about when you take it close to the curb. Would it be considered private property or not?

    1. Re:But where does the "curb" begin... by leastsquares · · Score: 2

      At my previous home, the garbage men wouldn't collect any garbage if it required them to go onto private property. I had a small lawn at the front of the house, and I had to move the trashcan from one end of the lawn to the other to get it collected. I didn't really have a problem with this . The ironic bit was that the garbage men would then walk _across_ my lawn (i.e. closer to where the trashcan would have been anyway) to get to my neighbours because that was the quickest route. I never did get around to complaining...

  96. Oregon laws by kEnder242 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The weirdest part about moving to oregon is learning that you can't pump your own gas.
    (yes, it is illegal to get out of your car and fill up).
    That and no sales tax, but you get used to it.

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    1. Re:Oregon laws by litewoheat · · Score: 2

      What about motorcycles? Do you have to just sit there while some guy puts his pump between your legs?

    2. Re:Oregon laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They usually allow you to pump it yourself, but you have to wait for them to hand it to you. You're not allowed to operate the pump (ie lift the lever). Silly.

    3. Re:Oregon laws by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Why does such a stupid law exist?

    4. Re:Oregon laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Entry-level jobs for teenagers and immigrants.

      Really.

      Also, Oregonians are ornery and like being different from other states. That's why, in a single day, a person in Oregon can (a) smoke pot for their painful illness, (b) have gas pumped for them free, (c) buy a magazine and not pay sales tax, and (d) end it all by taking some pills the doctor gave them.

  97. Re:Here is the article by waytoomuchcoffee · · Score: 2

    thank you very much for posting that text i really enjoyed reading it and was afraid i wouldn't get a chance since the server is slashdotted why slashdot doesn't create their own cache to avoid this problem is completely beyond me thank you once again for your service to this community i will place you in my friends list sircrashalot

    Oh come on, -1? Even though it's from an Anonymous Coward it rates a "Funny". Too bad I don't have any mod points left...

  98. Re:They have every right by Randolpho · · Score: 2
    But, if we don't have just cause we aren't allowed to search your garbage.
    Which is why you need a warrant: to prove your "just cause". "Just cause" can be made up after evidence is found; records of when you had "just cause" are easily falsified.

    There is a reason you can be sued for searching through someone's trash; you short-circuited the fourth amendment.
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  99. That's Gotta Hurt by limekiller4 · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the article :
    "Chinese takeout boxes and junk-food wrappers testify to a busy lifestyle with little time to cook. A Post-it note even lays bare someone's arithmetic skills (the addition is solid, but the long division needs work)."

    Ouch.

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  100. Eat their own dog food by phasm42 · · Score: 1

    If they want to advocate digging through the trash as an okay thing, then they shouldn't have a problem with other people doing the same to them. I think the legal process to get permission to search through trash should be stricter, somewhat like getting a phonetap.

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    1. Re:Eat their own dog food by Zandrox · · Score: 1

      With the Passing of the homeland security act getting a wiretap is easy now. You merely need to be labeled as under supspicion.

  101. dirty cop at school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey! Don't fuck with the "Superjew!"

  102. Re:They have every right by EvanED · · Score: 2

    Great way to take a quote out of context... you forgot the "Either the garbage" and "or it isn't" parts. Thus the full statement is perfectly correct.

  103. clearly not a cop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's not a cop, he's a lying sack of feces. The best part of him ran down his momma's leg. He's posting these comments while he is locked in his bedroom during christmas break praying to god that his father won't bugger him tonight.

  104. Here's a clue by malloci · · Score: 1

    First, while the police can do things that we as normal citizens cannot, it doesn't mean that we have to like it or even agree to it. If nothing else the fact that they do have rights that go beyond the laws that they are supposed to uphold means they should be even more heavily scrutinized as a result.

    Second, this is not about the police doing something that a normal citizen can't. According to the article the police took the trash without a warrant because it was essentially placed in the public domain (the sidewalk) and therefore was freely available for anyone, including the police to take. This means that it should be completely legal for any bloke wandering the streets to pick up anyones trash sitting at the curb and do what they will with it. That these people can't accept the fact that someone used their excuse to pilfer their trash just means that they are nothing but hypocrites (which is nothing new given the fact that they are politicians, lawyers, and cops). However, this also means that if this manner of taking ones trash is indeed illegal then those indicted from their trash that was taken in the same fashion should be released immediately.

    Really, I think that the only thing that you should cry foul over is the fact that there are those in this world who willingly buy into what law enforcement and other government agencies do without ever questioning it. To say that they can do that because they are the police is just ignorance. It is this ignorance that is the reason for things like the Patriot and Homeland Security Acts which infringe on our unalienable rights to pass so readily. 1984 is becoming more a reality every day.

  105. This is legal! by elnerdoricardo · · Score: 4, Informative

    For all of those people that have waxed on about due process, and Fourth Amendment rights, and private property, and whatever else.. keep in mind that this was already argued at the US Supreme Court level.

    Police have the legal right to search trash without a warrant.

    Here is an exerpt from the ruling:

    1. The Fourth Amendment does not prohibit the warrantless search and seizure of garbage left for collection outside the curtilage of a home. Pp. 39-44.

    (a) Since respondents voluntarily left their trash for collection in an area particularly suited for public inspection, their claimed expectation of privacy in the inculpatory items they discarded was not objectively reasonable. It is common knowledge that plastic garbage bags left along a public street are readily accessible to animals, children, scavengers, snoops, and other members of the public. Moreover, respondents placed their refuse at the curb for the express purpose of conveying it to a third party, the trash collector, who might himself have sorted through it or permitted others, such as the police, to do so. The police cannot reasonably be expected to avert their eyes from evidence of criminal activity that could have been observed by any member of the public. Pp. 39-43.

    (b) Greenwood's alternative argument that his expectation of privacy in his garbage should be deemed reasonable as a matter of federal constitutional law because the warrantless search and seizure of his garbage was impermissible as a matter of California law under Krivda, [486 U.S. 35, 36] which he contends survived the state constitutional amendment, is without merit. The reasonableness of a search for Fourth Amendment purposes does not depend upon privacy concepts embodied in the law of the particular State in which the search occurred; rather, it turns upon the understanding of society as a whole that certain areas deserve the most scrupulous protection from government invasion. There is no such understanding with respect to garbage left for collection at the side of a public street. Pp. 43-44.

    2. Also without merit is Greenwood's contention that the California constitutional amendment violates the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment. Just as this Court's Fourth Amendment exclusionary rule decisions have not required suppression where the benefits of deterring minor police misconduct were overbalanced by the societal costs of exclusion, California was not foreclosed by the Due Process Clause from concluding that the benefits of excluding relevant evidence of criminal activity do not outweigh the costs when the police conduct at issue does not violate federal law. Pp. 44-45.

    182 Cal. App. 3d 729, 227 Cal. Rptr. 539, reversed and remanded.

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    1. Re:This is legal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One more "didna read the article but think I know what it's about" post. Go and read the stinking article; you just totally missed the point. It's not so much about legality of the search, but about double standards officials often have, and what happens when you confront those officials.

    2. Re:This is legal! by elnerdoricardo · · Score: 1

      Go read the Supreme Court decision! Here: I quote: Here, we conclude that respondents exposed their garbage to the public sufficiently to defeat their claim to Fourth Amendment protection. It is common knowledge that plastic garbage bags left on or at the side of a public street are readily accessible to animals, 2 children, scavengers, 3 snoops, 4 and other members of the public. See Krivda, supra, at 367, 486 P.2d, at 1269. Moreover, respondents placed their refuse at the curb for the express purpose of conveying it to a third party, the trash collector, who might himself have sorted through respondents' trash or permitted others, such as the police, to do so. Accordingly, having deposited their garbage "in an area particularly suited for [486 U.S. 35, 41] public inspection and, in a manner of speaking, public consumption, for the express purpose of having strangers take it," United States v. Reicherter, 647 F.2d 397, 399 (CA3 1981), respondents could have had no reasonable expectation of privacy in the inculpatory items that they discarded. My point was that there actually is NO double standard, regardless of WHAT the whining politicians would care to have Joe Citizen believe.

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    3. Re:This is legal! by elnerdoricardo · · Score: 1
      Sorry for the poor formatting.

      That'll teach me to not hit preview next time.

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    4. Re:This is legal! by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      Police have the legal right to search trash without a warrant.

      Okay, here is an exerpt from the article:

      ...(Mayor Katz's office)issued a prepared statement. "I consider Willamette Week's actions in this matter to be potentially illegal and absolutely unscrupulous and reprehensible," it read. "I will consider all my legal options in response to their actions."

      This from the mayor in charge of doing it. The local judge also ruled it illegal, and the DA is going to fight it. It will work its way up through the courts, and the law may change. Remember that the states can be more restrictive than the feds. The US constitution may allow that sort of police behavior, but right now they can't do it in Oregon. I'm sure Mayor Katz's statement will be used in the court fights. Funny how she doesn't like invasions of her own privacy, just ours.

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    5. Re:This is legal! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      that is CA supreme court, not OR.
      of course, what this is really about is holding state employees to the same set of rules that they apply to the citizens.

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    6. Re:This is legal! by Radical+Rad · · Score: 2
      The police cannot reasonably be expected to avert their eyes from evidence of criminal activity that could have been observed by any member of the public.

      The police are not averting their eyes here. They are going on missions to collect and search in minute detail specific persons refuse. 'Animals, children, scavengers, snoops and other members of the public' would not drive halfway across town to a specific residence. Nor would they send a bloody tampon to a laboratory for DNA and drug testing. Therefore the "evidence" could never have been observed by any member of the public under any real or imagined circumstances. Any reasonable judge would know that the ruling you cite has no bearing on an unwarranted search such as in the Hoesly case.

    7. Re:This is legal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong, it is from the *US* Supreme Court. Where did you get the idea it was California's?

  106. Similar thing in Australia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Quite a similar thing happened in Australia. John Safran, a young rebellious media maverick putting together a pilot for a new TV show, decided to show up at the house of Ray Martin, the host of one of Australia's rather sleazy "investigative current affairs" shows.

    The host of this show certainly didn't cope with being the victim of the same tactics that his reporters use on all sorts of down and out storekeepers. Watch the most amusing video here.

    Go Aussies!

    1. Re:Similar thing in Australia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely brilliant...

      Do you know if those clips are available in a higher quality format somewhere?

  107. More reasons by bakawally · · Score: 1

    All the more reason for this

  108. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Snap in half? Do what I do, put the CD-R through the shredder. yes, it probably won't get cut up into little bits, but it will tear the hell out of the recording medium making it completely unrecoverable.

    Did you know that a full and true DOD wipe of a hard-disk involves shredding the platter? And I thought I was paranoid lol

  109. Re:They have every right by elnerdoricardo · · Score: 1

    I suggest you take the time to do a little research next time. According to California v. Greenwood, police can search and seize trash REGARDLESS of whether it's on the person's private property. It does NOT violate the 4th A. It does not violate one's right to due process. End of story.

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  110. Just because you make fun of Microsoft on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...doesn't mean you're insightful.

  111. where? just a troll perhaps? by beaverfever · · Score: 1

    I took a quick look at the journal of the authorof the orignial post, and saw no reference to schools, backpacks nor superjews. How about a link? Whether he's a cop or not, at this point, is moot to me.

    1. Re:where? just a troll perhaps? by DAldredge · · Score: 2

      That is because he deleted the entry.

  112. zieg hiel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would make a great nazi!

  113. you're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you want it changed, change the law.

    This is ancient news. Heck, it was covered on the TV Show "Law & Order" 5 years ago or so.

    You cease to have an interest in something when you put the garbage out. It becomes literally garbage.

    Don't like it? Shred it? Or keep it. There are secure disposal companies you know.

    How can something which doesn't even have value to you be considered valuable enough to protect?

  114. In Los Angeles by MamasGun · · Score: 1

    if you put recyclables in a City-marked recycling bin, they become property of the City. I know that sounds like one of those "Soviet Russia" trolls, but it is true. Homeless people have been busted for raiding recycling bins. This is why I cut out the middleman and give my bottles and cans to the local gleaners. Let them get the California Redemption Value. They need it more than I do.

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    1. Re:In Los Angeles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Los Angeles, bottles and cans return YOU!

    2. Re:In Los Angeles by exhilaration · · Score: 2

      State government realized that people were willing to recycle without getting that nickel back for each can - so now they keep the cash and make sure that it's illegal for anyone to "steal" their aluminum cans.

  115. Not Jefferson.... but a good friend by jdera · · Score: 1

    "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin

  116. Re:Fraud? by RetroGeek · · Score: 2

    I burn my personal trash.

    Credit Card receipts, income statements, bank statements, etc.

    I do NOT trust shredders unless they produce dust, and those are expensive. The Office Depot shredders are a joke.

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  117. Simple solution. by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    If you live in Portland just start flushing your garbage down the toilet and shitting in your garbage can.

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  118. Into the fire! by RatBastard · · Score: 3

    All of my receipts, no matter what kind, and anything else I don't want people to see, goes into the fireplace and is burned.

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  119. Bullshit by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

    By putting MY trash out, I have contracted with a company to remove and deliver it to the proper place for disposal. Brains? Where are yours? Any deviation from that scenario is stealing. Do you still live at home with momma?

  120. In other word you want the city to have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if I have a private company to pick up my trash?

  121. Re:They have every right by nick+this · · Score: 2

    My gripe isn't about whether or not its legal to search someone's garbage. My gripe is with the fact that it's either one way or the other. I can understand both arguments, both for and against the ownership of garbage placed on the curb. I *don't* agree with the idea that it would be legal for police without a warrant to search the garbage, but not a private citizen.

    Whether or not garbage is the personal property of the owner is another argument altogether.

    I was just ticked because the parent poster made the assertion that warrentless search by the police was okay, but searches by private citizens were not. This in the interest of "making it easier for the police to do their jobs".

    Just to put the whole argument in context.

  122. the government has a lot to hide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The secret stuff is hidden behind some kind of magic veil called "national security."

  123. are you mad or stupid? by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Funny

    How can you make that huge leap of inference?

    How is that not consistent with :

    a: "Hey, I brought you a porno mag"
    b: "er, thanks"

    b throws it in the trash when a leaves

    or

    a: "son, this is a pornographic magazine and this is what I think of them"

    a throws magazine in trash

    or

    a: "hey, look the printed some writing of mine in Playboy. Bah, I'm going to have to throw it in the trash in case someone finds it and thinks I'm into porno"

    a throws magazine in trash

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    1. Re:are you mad or stupid? by HiThere · · Score: 4, Informative

      Those are possibilities, but not probabilities.

      All of these studies only estimate probabilities. Any statement that claims more of them needs to be examined quite closely. Usually it will turn out to be someone oversimplifying to ease the flow of communication, and still get something approximating the correct answer across.

      So single instances (i.e., the results from single subjects) don't provide much certainty. You need a larger database. The noise level is never zero. And probabilistic inferences are almost inevitably required. So, yes, the low probability occurances happen, and skew the data. But they are infrequent, and occur in different directions.

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    2. Re:are you mad or stupid? by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 2

      Take care with statistics...

      While it is statistically valid to draw an inference about a population from a statistic/s it is *not* statistically valid to draw an inference about any single member of that population.

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    3. Re:are you mad or stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know they are infrequent if you are already deflating the possibilities by discounting their probable nature?

      I have taken statistics in med school, in mph coursework, and in college. The only folks I've seen use statistics and understand their implications are usually just the professors. TAs screw up. The heck with the students, they interpret whatever they want. Good staticians do not read into, or have the experience as well as the know how to catch themselves interpreting. And still, it's not good enough, hence the double-blind and the like.

      The reality is, your explanation sucks simply because it's WRONG. This is the problem with statistics. It's either done wrong, e.g. not double-blind or better. Set up wrong, e.g. the method of testing or asking questions is not precise enough to get accurate answers (loose questioning). And/or it is interpreted outlandishly, e.g. after the results come up, many odd possibilities are discounted even though they are by nature in the probabilities, much like your horrific explanation.

      Even stasticians that start out with one set of questions or testing methods (good enough) frequently then overstep their interpretations.

      You cannot discount the possibilities and reduce their probability. You've already interpreted. You cannot cancel them out. You cannot call it "noise" since you just admitted your too damn lazy to come up with a good enough (note the wording) test correctly. Enough said.

    4. Re:are you mad or stupid? by HiThere · · Score: 2

      You make an excellent point about oversimplification. My comment oversimplified. It is based on a text from a sampling theory textbook which would not have been appropriate here.

      Yes. Be quite careful with statistics. I wouldn't care to design a good study, as I know that I don't have the competence, but I do know how it's done (my degree is in statistics, though I've always worked as a programmer). And my statement, though oversimplified, as basically correct.

      Yes, double blind studies are preferable. But they aren't always possible, so you adjust. The assumption that errors are in random directions needs to be tested with each study design, but usually works out to be reasonably correct. I.e., you can adjust the study to allow for the bias in the errors. But this does require calibration in an assumed similar population. And you need to justify the assumption of similarity. etc. And you NEVER reach 100% certainty. Give it up. It doesn't exist. It's a figment of the imagination of the ancient Greeks that was just so seductive that people have chased it ever since. Without achieving it. But getting close is quite useful.

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    5. Re:are you mad or stupid? by pediddle · · Score: 1

      Yay. You just repeated what HiThere already said.

  124. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I apologize if I mistyped. Of course you are correct... and regardless of whether these politicians griped about having their trash rooted through, I'm 99.9% sure that it's perfectly legal for anyone to root through anyone's garbage. I just can't find anything on findlaw yet!

  125. Re: Slashdot search engine by LunarOne · · Score: 1
    Is it just me, or does anyone else also find it best to use Google:

    keyword1 keyword2 site:slashdot.org

    The Slashdot search engine leaves a lot to be desired.

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  126. expectations by g4dget · · Score: 2
    That argument roughly the equivalent of Clinton redefining the meaning of the word "is". We all have reasonable expectations of what happens to our trash when we put it out. Primarily, we expect that it gets disposed of and mixed with lots of other trash. Possibly, homeless people might go through it. We don't have the expectation that our government scrutinizes it bit by bit.

    If you discount expectations that reasonable people might have, you will soon have homes looked into using ultrasound and infrared, the NSA breaking into your computer and turning on your web cam, etc. Hey, after all, you could, in theory, take steps to prevent that if it really bothered you.

    If we go down that road, it will mean that only the very rich can have privacy because only they will be able to block all the ways in which their privacy can be invaded without technically violating some simple bounds.

    I think it's the government's responsibility to protect the privacy of all Americans, not just the very rich. And that means that the government needs to protect our trash and respect it, too.

    Of course, I agree to the degree that if examining trash is fair game, it should be fair game for everybody. However, you can bet that the next legal argument will be that once you put the trash out on the curb, it legally belongs to the recycling center, and therefore, you are committing trespass and theft if you examine it.

    1. Re:expectations by pjt48108 · · Score: 1

      Not to be a Clinton apologist, but the 'redefining,' as you call it, of the word, 'is', stands as pretty much a cornerstone of legal gymnastics. When it comes down to it, literacy means a lot, and in that case, a lot hung on the meaning and context of the word, as it was employed. Lawyers earn their living by splitting such hairs, and we should all be grudgingly thankful for it.

      I cringe when people refer to this as some sort of redefinition of language. It is more accurately a reexaminination of language. Without such hair-splitting, language becomes irrelavent, and our common experiential basis for societal comparison/examination goes out the window.

      Of course, your mileage may vary.

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  127. What about private trash collection? by Myopic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree. It's not that I want the police rifling thru peoples trash all the time (I don't, and I agree with the article in calling it "reprehensible"), but what other legal conclusion could you come to? I mean, at what point DOES trash become public?

    Clearly it has to become public at SOME point, right? You don't think it should be criminal for the people at the junkyard to, for instance, sift thru trash looking for soda bottles do you? Or rubber tires? I mean, you THREW IT AWAY, you SENT IT OFF via public servants to a public land, to be stored by agents of the state. Do you think you still "own" the trash you threw out in 2001? 1996? 1939? Why not? At WHAT POINT did you think you lost that ownership?

    Anyway, like I said, I think it's sneaky, but I also think the Supreme Court made the only reasonable legal decision. Here's the bottom line: if you want to throw away something incriminating, break it apart, shread it, or what have you, first; take it to a public dumpster; no, take it in pieces to FIVE public dumpsters; better yet, don't throw it away in the first place.

    It makes me wonder whether an entrepeneur could make money with a "private" trash collection scheme, where things are left on your driveway (private land), picked up by private trashmen, put in a private truck, and taken to a private landfill where things are (perhaps) stirred up, burned, crunched, and otherwise mangled before being burried forever -- where the government would have no rights to the stuff. Hmmm...

    1. Re:What about private trash collection? by ice+cream+koan · · Score: 1

      I mean, at what point DOES trash become public?

      Perhaps it should become public when it may no longer be easily connected to me. That is, while the trash is sitting next to my house, then it is considered as protected from unreasonable search and seizure. Once the trash guys haul it away, then it's public. This solution would seem to provide a logical transition that provides for my privacy as well as legal sanity.

      What do you think?

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  128. Re:They have every right by chriso11 · · Score: 2

    Yeah - you're right.
    They should let the police go through everyone's garbage, cause they might be missing some other murderers!

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  129. Re:They have every right by chriso11 · · Score: 1

    Absolutely correct.

    My feeling is that a lot of cops are the high school bullies who, once they graduated from high school, looked frantically for a way to maintain their previous lifestyle, and found it.

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  130. Unfair to Women? And What About Sewers? by MyHair · · Score: 2

    No, it's not a blood sample, it's trash that has blood (menstrual fluid) on it. Discarded materials are unprotected by the 4th amendment, there's no violation of privacy in their seizure. Trash is trash.

    Here's a new angle: Healthy women regularly and predictably bleed on things and throw them away, but men don't unless they're VERY clumsy shavers. Is the legality of taking such a DNA sample unfair to women? Had this officer been male whould his home have been searched based upon the discarded paraphenalia alone?

    Yet another angle: If you are on a city sewer system (as opposed to a septic tank), can the city legally grab your waste after you flush the toilet?

    I see a difference between tricking someone into giving DNA or fingerprints with drinks in a police station (as others have mentioned) and taking it from their home, or more precisely from their curbsides. I have not thought about it enough to decide wheter either should be legal or not, but it sure feels uncomfortable to me.

    1. Re:Unfair to Women? And What About Sewers? by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      Here's a new angle...

      Equal protection? Clever! Wouldn't work, I'm sure. Besides, they can dispose of their waste in another way.

      Do recall that men also leave DNA samples behind, often in as many places as possible. Think....

      city sewer system

      Yep, no problem, but I'm not collecting it. You didn't want that stuff back, did you? :)

      The tricking stuff actually bothers me a little more than seizing stuff the owner never wanted to see again, depending how it is done. Did you see The Client? There, is was a juvenile, which adds extra problems of consent. 4th A. caselaw is generally a mess because the distinctions get so complex. The pendulum has swung strongly in the direction of the law enforcement; it's been many years since the Warren Court instituted most of the protections with which we are familiar (Miranda, court-appointed counsel, and so on).

    2. Re:Unfair to Women? And What About Sewers? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Yet another angle: If you are on a city sewer system (as opposed to a septic tank), can the city legally grab your waste after you flush the toilet?

      Considering the sewer system is just a bunch of pipes from each residence tied into a larger pipe, I think it'd be pretty hard to dig up the streets in order to grab someone's flushed, umm, stuff, before it goes into the larger common pipe.

    3. Re:Unfair to Women? And What About Sewers? by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      Actually pretty easy -- the manhole. I was working on a sewer line recently where it enters the house and could hear each car driving over the manhole cover quite clearly, about 40' away. I very much doubt there was an intermediate pipe between the house's 3" and the main septic line.

      That's what you send the rookie to do. :)

    4. Re:Unfair to Women? And What About Sewers? by MyHair · · Score: 2

      Equal protection? Clever!

      Thanks!

      Wouldn't work, I'm sure. Besides, they can dispose of their waste in another way.

      Um, how? Portable incinerators?

      Do recall that men also leave DNA samples behind, often in as many places as possible. Think....

      Oops, I guess that slipped my mind. I suppose that also indicates how much sex I've had in recent memory...that and the timing of this post, 10 minutes before midnight New Year's. Then again there's the kleenex from solo DNA leavings, but can you test semen (generated alone or with friends) for evidence of drug use?

      The tricking stuff actually bothers me a little more than seizing stuff the owner never wanted to see again, depending how it is done.

      Yeah, I'm not sure which I dislike more, but I acknowledge there's a difference.

      Did you see The Client? There, is was a juvenile, which adds extra problems of consent.

      Good movie, and agreed.

      The pendulum has swung strongly in the direction of the law enforcement;

      I agree there, too, and it bothers me. I need to get into some research and discussions to feel the issues out thoroughly, but I was raised being fed ideals of freedom from these types of invasions of privacy, but now under the battle call of anti-terrorism the pendulum swings fast.

      Time to grab the rum and kleenex. Happy New Year!

  131. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So your wife's tampons become gerbil bedding? How about old bandaids of yours that they could use to test for diseases you might have. Maybe you need an partially organic waste shredder too. Cut that DNA up.

  132. Murders versus drug dealing by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

    Once, when we were working on a Hispanic drug dealer case, we sent in a warrant to look for drug dealer supplements in his garbage (half-used joints, cloth with coke residue on it, etc.). It didn't get approved for two weeks (due to nothing but slow buereaucracy) and as a result this drug dealer was able to get away with three murders in the mean time.

    Well now, the emphasis was on drugs, not murders, by making this statement, you imply that murder and drug dealing go hand in hand. Two different things and NOT supported by anything but your say-so, seems like a crock of shit to me, all comming from your keyboard. Just remember, if you were a good cop, you would have been on top of the situation and Prevented the murders, surveillance ya know!

  133. Automatically makes you insightful by LunarOne · · Score: 1

    8-)

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  134. Application to the Internet world... by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Your direction of thought is good, but I dont quite think you understand the internet if your asking those questions, for example...

    What about information on a HTML page - with no links leading to it?

    That is BY DEFINITION public. If your running a web SERVER, your intent is obviously to make data accesible. If you cant figure out not to put your PIN number on a web page, you need to do some more reading. You have to EXPLICITLY allow a certain port to be open, and to resond with public data. Why you think this should be private is beyond me. If you spray paint your PIN number on your car in big yellow numbers, isnt it obvious that other people are going to read it, even though its not public because its 'on' your car?

    For instance, is unencrypted email now public information?

    If you ever thought that unencrytped mail was ever private, umm...Ive got some bad news for you. Think of email as a postcard, yes its addressed to someone else, but anyone who happens to be around in the travels of that postcard really has no problem reading it. Once again, do NOT put your PIN number in an email

    The fact that this still needs explaining bothers me a great deal.

    Perhaps the "Don't Rape" sign should really go on the Constitution - particularly the Fourth Amendment.

    This, however, I agree with

    But, whats the reason this happens? Why do they do this? Answer: Because they can! I mean your sitting her postulating in a comfy chair how this applies to the internet, while this crap is probably going on in your home town...go talk to your librarians about it, they will be glad to let you in on all the wonderful stuff that is being done now, oh wait, its a felony for them to tell you.

  135. Why garbage men make more than teachers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Think about it. Teachers work indoors, during day hours mostly, usually in air-conditioned buildings, and get most of their summers off.


    The guys who collect your trash work are up at the butt-crack of dawn, freezing in the winter, roasting in the midday sun in the summer, collecting the smelly things we don't want in our houses anymore. They go back smelling like all of our garbage mixed with their own sweat.


    How many of those teachers work as garbage collectors in the summer?

  136. Re:Fraud? by afidel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    two dimensional shredders that make confetti should make it pretty darn impossible to reconstruct any documents, especially if they use the rotating cutter method. Don't think that just burning your receipts is sufficient, the ink can be recovered with chemical processes if the ashes are intact, so you still need to pulverise the results, so why not skip the burning stage and just pulverise them correctly in the first place.

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  137. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And by your logic, it is alright if the police had taken his weed whacker instead?

    No, by YOUR logic. Not his.

  138. Re:link to the story that hasn't be slashdotted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That link is a horrible summary, and doesn't do the original justice.

  139. Is your neighbor an undercover cop? by sapped · · Score: 1

    I put some of my garbage in my neighbor's garbage bin. He takes some of it back inside.

    You either throw out some very useful stuff in which case I would like to give you my postal address or you have a very weird neighbor.

    I can live with the throwing stuff in the other guy's bin (I used to do it all the time while living in Germany with the tiny restmuel bins there), but why on earth does he take the stuff inside?

    Hmmm...unless your neighbor is actually an undercover cop placed there on long term duty to keep tabs on you. Did you think of that possibility?

  140. Re:If you're going to nitpick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you've just gotta nickpick like this, at least do it right, fer crissakes. Does it say "times" in there at all? No. Just saying "more" implies addition, not multiplication. Even though units weren't specified, it's pretty clear from the context of the parent it was dollars per hour.

    I agree with you on the principle, but your grammar is broken.

  141. Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 55 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is like what, the fourth or fifth time he's been reported dead. Must take a page from all them books he's written as he keeps turning back up.

  142. Re: Slashdot search engine by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

    Yep, I tried it. No luck. Agree re Google, as do most (can't they just plug Google in here?).

    One problem is that any search with slashdot and "garbage" just brings up too many hits to read. :)

  143. Thankyouverymuch :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Appreciate the quick mirror of that ;)

  144. Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 55 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try fourty thousandth or fifty thousandth time...

  145. Re:They have every right by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

    I second Randolpho!

  146. Re:They have every right by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone understand that we need to relinquish some of our liberties so that we can be secure in our homes? Isn't the loss of a single legal standard for all citizens a small price to pay for easier evidence gathering by governmental agencies? After all, if it makes us safer, how could it be bad?

    You give up YOUR liberties, it will not make us safer. Some of us fought and died for those liberties and you cheapen them. Leave the country!Nazi!

  147. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The rest are, of course, the kids who were bullied, who want to "get back" at everyone.

  148. Re:They have every right by subsolar2 · · Score: 2
    So your wife's tampons become gerbil bedding? How about old bandaids of yours that they could use to test for diseases you might have. Maybe you need an partially organic waste shredder too. Cut that DNA up.
    I'll conceed that that is a valid point, though if you say that is off-limits, where you draw the line?

    If somebody wants to do that, all they have to do is assault me and get a blood sample that way. Or pickup a sample from a glass I've taken a drink out of. Though the first one is a petty obvious violation of my rights, the second is less than clear.

  149. Re:Buy a cat by DrCode · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Empty the litter box on top of everything else.

  150. My Trash == My Papers and Effects by PatientZero · · Score: 2
    I absolutely, totally agree with the parent that trash should be protected by the 4th amendment (score 0, check parent link). Look at it this way: if I didn't care about my trash, I'd throw it into the street for people to go through. But I don't do that. Instead, I pay the city to securely take it from my house to a land fill where it will be "disappeared" in a sense.

    I'm not saying, "This is all worthless, so it's up for grabs." I'm saying, "This is all mine, and I'm paying the city to dispose of it -- not analyze it." To me, discarding something in my trash can should be treated the same as keeping it in my house. I am required to put my trash can on the curb -- on public property -- not so it will be public property itself but so it's easier for the trash collectors to get to it.

    Sure, if I throw my bomb-making equipment into the street, come arrest me. Of course, seeing it in the street would be your probable cause for a search warrent. You should require probable cause and a search warrent to go through my trash.

    "We're just trolling for crooks" is not probable cause.

    For the same reason, electromagnetic radiation coming from my house is still my property and covered by privacy even though I didn't shield my house. That puts an unreasonable burden on me in order to obtain my rights. But you should not be required to do jack shit to obtain your rights; that's what a right means.

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    1. Re:My Trash == My Papers and Effects by WatertonMan · · Score: 2
      That's rather the point. You aren't paying the city to securely remove it. If you want someone to securely remove it you should hire a company that does that. It will entail it being kept on your property and then transfers possession of it as property to the company in question who has a legal duty to keep it secure. If you have things you don't even want to trust to an other company you should destroy it yourself.

      If you abandon anything (and that is what garbage is) then you should be surprised when someone uses it. What right do you have to tell people what to do with things that are no longer your property?

      The issue isn't your privacy. The issue is that you put things in public that you didn't want public but were too lazy to do anthing about it.

      E&M radiation from your house is different because it is from your property and hasn't been abandoned. i.e. the E&M radiation tells about things going on in your house in a manner different from abandoned garbage.

    2. Re:My Trash == My Papers and Effects by muleboy · · Score: 1
      E&M radiation from your house is different because it is from your property and hasn't been abandoned. i.e. the E&M radiation tells about things going on in your house in a manner different from abandoned garbage.

      Please explain how.

    3. Re:My Trash == My Papers and Effects by cduffy · · Score: 2

      So the question then is whether garbage placed on the curb with the clear intent that it be picked up and disposed of by a party being paid to do so (and only that party) should be considered abandoned.

      Go out and ask the average person throwing out their trash (in neutrally-worded language), and you'll probably find that they have an expectation of privacy -- that they don't expect police, reporters or their nosy neighbor next door to go snooping around. That the legal reality doesn't presently reflect this is unfortunate, and due for change.

    4. Re:My Trash == My Papers and Effects by WatertonMan · · Score: 2

      So privacy = expectation of privacy? Are you *sure* thats how you want to define things? i.e. two people having sex in their car on a public stree. They expect it is private. They get a ticket from the cops. Who is right?

    5. Re:My Trash == My Papers and Effects by cduffy · · Score: 2

      Actually, the legal standard is "reasonable expectation of privacy". In the case you define, it's reasonable to expect that a passerby will observe them -- hence, any expectation of privacy they may have is not reasonable. I used that phrase with the intent of readers already being familiar with its legal weight, and apologize for not being clearer upfront.

      OTOH, it is arguably *not* reasonable to expect a passerby to go through ones' trash seeking confidential information any more than it is reasonable to expect an eavesdropper to exist outside ones' own home.

  151. State actor by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A policeman, on duty, is an arm of the government, not a citizen.

    Good post. The actual legal term you're looking for here is "state actor".

    It's not entirely accurate to say that "police have *fewer* rights than citizens", since as citizens themselves they have all the rights afforded to citizens. However, one power that citizens do not have is the power to arrest people and throw them in jail. That is reserved for (certain) state actors.

    A state actor can (as a citizen) search your trash for crack pipes. But then he is doing it as a citizen, and not a state actor, because state actors are forbidden to do that. If the cop does find anything, he cannot follow through and arrest you any more than I can. However, being a citizen, he can put whatever he found on a web page or in a newspaper. There's certainly nothing wrong with that. Paparazzi take pictures through windows all the time. The Constitution does not protect you from paparazzi. Stuff like that is left up to legislation.

    Most civil rights are defined as controls on the power of state actors- not citizens or private organizations. For example, a newspaper editor can fire a reporter for writing something he doesn't agree with. Since the newspaper is not a state actor, no First Amendment violation has taken place. This point seems to sail over the heads of most people when they bitch and moan about their First Amendment freedoms being violated by private citizens or organizations. Unless the cops are involved, the First Amendment issues are usually irrelevant. But this isn't always the case. For example, when a state university fires a professor for his political views, that is a First Amendment violation- because as a public institution the university is a state actor! The same rule wouldn't apply to, say, a Bible College that receives no public funds. It makes sense, but no wonder people are confused.

    A cop is perfectly free to search your trash and put up a web site with pictures of everything he found, but if he then tries to prosecute you with what he found, a court will be obliged to throw it out. Unless you live in Portland, where judgeships are apparently being dispensed from Cracker Jack boxes. The article doesn't mention whether any Cracker Jack boxes were actually found in these people's garbage so I cannot speculate any further.

    1. Re:State actor by Procyon101 · · Score: 1

      A a citizen of the US, I have the constitutional right to arrest anyone I see fit to arrest. Arrest is not a special right of police officers, but a constitutional right of all citizens.

    2. Re:State actor by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Informative

      A a citizen of the US, I have the constitutional right to arrest anyone I see fit to arrest. Arrest is not a special right of police officers, but a constitutional right of all citizens.

      In most states you can make a valid citizen's arrest if a public offense is committed in your presence or when you have a reasonable belief that the suspect has committed a felony. In that case you are not a state actor. (The exception: if you're a private security guard and flash a badge at the person that you are arresting, or otherwise fool them into thinking that you are a police officer, you are making the arrest under color of law and are considered under those circumstances to be a state actor.)

      But you cannot detain the person yourself (except for a "reasonable time" and in a "reasonable manner"). You certainly cannot detain the person for purposes of extracting a confession. At some point you will have to hand them over to the state and restrictions on state actors begin to apply at that point. If you dug through their garbage and found drugs, the evidence might be declared inadmissable, maybe not, depending on the judge.

      A case similar to this "garbage" issue was thrown out in the state of Washington in 1991. In that case, a couple was arrested for growing marijuana in their garage after an employee of the electric company alerted the police to their high electricity consumption. The police inspected the records of their electrical usage and obtained a search warrant. The couple were charged and convicted of possession and manufacture of a controlled substance. A lower court dismissed their appeal, holding that the electric company was not a state actor and therefore there was no violation of their protection from illegal search and seizure by the government. This was overturned by the Washington supreme court, which found that:
      1. The electrical company was a municipal corporation with a government granted monopoly, and the employee was acting in his official capacity. Therefore state action was involved and the call invoked the protections against illegal search and seizure.
      2. The couple had a protected privacy interest in their electric consumption records. Under Oregon law police officers cannot obtain electric consumption records unless they submit a written request containing specific facts of a suspicion of individualized criminal activity and a reasonable argument that the information will help determine the truth of the suspicion.
      3. There is no authority for a nosy utility company employee to snitch on customers to the cops. The disclosure had not been done under authority of law. Like phone service and garbage, electrical consumption is a necessary component of modern life. Even though a customer must disclose their identity and power consumption to the power company, the disclosure is for a limited business purpose.

  152. Re:They have every right by alakazam · · Score: 1
    So when I need a new trash can I can just go pick the one I like from down the street? They left it by the curb, after all.

    My trash belongs to me until the trash collector takes possession of it -- and then it's my understanding/agreement that (for a fee) they will dispose of it properly. Hmmm...so maybe it even belongs to me when it's buried in the landfill. I didn't exactly sell it to them or anything.

    In any case, I don't believe the police should have it without a warrant. (Although thanks to the Patriot Act we really don't have to worry about warrants too much anymore.)

  153. Not true. Taking recyclables is theft. by Kelmenson · · Score: 1
    There have been cases in my town of homeless people stealing recyclables from people's recycling bins and getting arrested for theft. In those cases, it was theft from the recycling company. I guess its considered like the mailbox: Just because you have an outgoing letter (or an incoming letter...) in your mailbox on the curb does not mean its legal for someone to take it, because it is in a container. I'm sure the lawyers will nitpick and come up with rules though...

    P.S. There was a movie, "Star Chamber", in the 80s that used this exact thing as its plot point... Murderer got off because the gun was taken from his trash can and ruled inadmissable, so the judges go around and kill them themselves... Ok, lame movie, but...

  154. I know I'm too late to be moderated or seen, but: by Mac+Degger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Christ, this is 1984, or [insert big brother novel here].

    This is just...evil?....sick?

    Hypocracy has reached it's peak in the 'land of the free'. I'm just glad I don't live there. The problem of course is the old joke "When the end of the world comes, be glad you live in the Netherlands...it'll come six months later".

    After the PATRIOT acts I was amazed. After the Homeland Security act I was frightened. Now I'm just scared. Call me naive, but this is just freaky scary.

    I knew that science fiction writers are prophets of a sort. What they qwrite is what people aspire to. Case in point, Isaac Asimov, William Gibson. People read their work, and aspire to create giant Manga robots, the internet, geosynchronous satelites. What sci-fi predict comes to pass, because young kids think it's cool, and thionk of that for the rest of their life. But they also have nightmares...and this is one.

    Maybe it's the champange, but this double standard scares the shit out of me. This just shouldn't happen. In the seventies, people marched against a war which didn't really even effect them. But now the problems are at home, and no-one gives a peep!?!? WTF!?

    That's really all I can say...wtf!?!?

    People, posting on /. is no longer enough. E-mail doesn't work. March...let them know that they've crossed the line. Tell, them, vocally. Just don't sit, cos they'll never see. I'm just scared that what's happening over there will make the crosiing to the EU.

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  155. Superjew by gleman · · Score: 1

    Fuck all this talk about dumpster-diving. I want to know about Superjew. Is he an anti-semite or kosher to the extreme?

    1. Re:Superjew by mstyne · · Score: 2

      He's a Real American Hebrew!

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    2. Re:Superjew by jred · · Score: 2

      That's too good. As I was reading it, the music started running through my head :)

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  156. Worse than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A full DoD wipe of a hard drive involves one or more thermite grenades and a couple of Marines closely "supervising" every step of the process.

  157. Time to start booby-trapping your trash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I already employ a 'scorched earth' approach to anything I put out in my trash, this after some trashpickers left stuff scattered all over the place and I had to go back out and clean it up. When I put out a computer monitor now, I make sure the tube is obviously busted. Other computer/electronic equipment gets smashed up enough to dissuade anyone from taking it.

    I guess in addition to that, now I'll have to obtain some infectious medical waste and sprinkle a little into each of my trash bags every week along with some razor blades and X-Acto knife blades.

    "Hey, I cut myself on your trash!"
    "Sucks to be you, pal, you shouldn't have been rooting around in it."

  158. What if they kept going? by Internet+Ninja · · Score: 1

    IANAL - hell IDELITUS (I Don't Even Live in the US)!

    I love what the reporters have done but I'm curious as to what could happen next. What the reporters have done is perfectly legal, according to other posts here on /. There's nothing the politicians can do about it. So if it's legal what would happen if these reporters decided to do it as mush as they could. For example, the could publish a weekly "Best of the DA's trash" column in the newspaper.

    Does this mean the DA has his hands tied? The mayor was busy inferring that it was possibly illegal. How about if she decided to force the issue?

    Now the best thing here would be if the mayor and DA got fed up and took the reporters to court. My understanding is that they would lose and they'd look likea bunch of idiots in the process for attempting to stop a legal activity. On the other hand, if they did nothing they'd be held up to public ridicule as the publics perception of the law is that it is stupid and invasive.

    I saw go for it either way :)

    1. Re:What if they kept going? by dougmc · · Score: 2
      What the reporters have done is perfectly legal, according to other posts here on /.
      DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!

      Most posters on /. ARE NOT LAWYERS (gasp!) And while they'll certainly say `that's not legal' or `that's legal', and often they're even right, often they don't really know what they're talking about.

      Getting legal advice on /. is never a good plan :)

      Of course, even a lawyer often doesn't know how a judge is going to rule on something. But at least they're usually in a good position to make an educated guess, and to assign some sort of score to that guess stating how reliable it's likely to be.

      Personally, I tend to believe that what the reporters did was and should be legal. (But I'm not a lawyer.) But if they were to do it weekly, they could probably be arrested for stalking.

    2. Re:What if they kept going? by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 2

      " But if they were to do it weekly, they could probably be arrested for stalking."

      Methinks not. Politicians are very public figures just looking through their garbage alone is *probably* insufficient to bring a charge of stalking. Furthermore, many states have statutes on guaranteeing freedom of information. Anyone can claim that they are simply performing research on a public figure, and are not engaging in any illegal activityn

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  159. Oh, yes. by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

    Because moving it from the realm of open and read, to open, assemble, and read is that much harder. Wait, it's not!

    Unless you burn and rake the ashes, don't count on your shredded information not being put back together again easily. I know people think nothing of doing a 700 piece jigsaw puzzle, so why is your vertically shredded garbage suddenly impossible to re-assemble?

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    1. Re:Oh, yes. by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "Unless you burn and rake the ashes, don't count on your shredded information not being put back together again easily. I know people think nothing of doing a 700 piece jigsaw puzzle, so why is your vertically shredded garbage suddenly impossible to re-assemble?"

      The principle is similar to strong, open encryption. It is possible to crack PGP, and there are probably classified hardware devices that do this owned by military organisations.

      BUT if your information is encrypted, the time and resources it would take to decrypt everything and find something that may be valuable is probably less than the value of the information.

      So if there is no reason for someone to desperately need the papers in your garbage in particular, shredding is sufficient because reassembly of it all is more expensive than the net potential gain. But if people know that you have the numbers of swiss bank accounts worth millions of dollars in your trash, then you would be stupid to not have those documents properly destroyed (burning, professional crosscut shredding service, etc.)

      Ultimately, it's simply a matter of the value of obtaining the information vs. the value of the information.

    2. Re:Oh, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know people think nothing of doing a 700 piece jigsaw puzzle, so why is your vertically shredded garbage suddenly impossible to re-assemble?

      If those people putting together the jigsaw don't look at the front of the box, your analogy might make sense; The guy trying to reassemble a shredded document doesn't know what the final product is going to look like.

      I agree that cheapo shredders that cut relatively wide strips in one dimension are nearly useless, when your adversary is dedicated to reading *your* garbage. But if your main concern is random identity theft, it's probably sufficient -- the would be thieves will move on to easier targets.

  160. What's the Hoopla About? by Arandir · · Score: 2

    What's all the hoopla about? Geez! You think you guys have as many rights as your rulers or something? Hah!

    It's been over two hundred years since the newborn United States made the heretical proclaimation that rights are unalienable. We were born with our rights, they were not given to us by the state. But the state no longer believes this, and neither should you.

    You are here to serve the state. It is your rightful master. When your politicians are sworn into office, they miraculously become better than you. They become better able to run your life than you can yourself.

    If they say they can rummage through their garbage but you can't rummage through theirs, then who are you to argue? Ingrate!

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  161. simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Everybody should just start planting suspicious items into their garbage.

  162. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa! Five yard penalty! I think we all know that 90% of city and county level police give the other 10% a bad name, and that's just unfair.

    Anyway, it's human nature. No one is scum, but they can tell you who is. Example: A convicted thug who crippled a teller, paralyzed and blinded a lady depositing a pension check and killed a widower cop with three kids all while trying to shoot his way out of a bank robbery gone bad will be the first guy to kick a "new fish" in the nuts because he got caught with a hard drive full of Traci Lords' early work. Why? "Cuz some tings just ain't tolerable! Fucking scumbags!"

  163. It is my experience that city judges. . . by kfg · · Score: 1

    on the whole, are a species that received their judgeships from Craker Jack boxes. Such seems to be the nature of the beast. That is why, in part, we are blessed with courts of appeal. I won't even get into what I think of the typical city councilman who passes some of these "laws".

    I'd note that I specifically said "on duty." Of course an officer not on duty is just an ordinary citizen. While on duty, as a state actor, an officer is given powers that would be extraordinary for a citizen, but this is balanced, to a certain extent, by a removal of certain rights they retain as citizens. The officer *as state actor* has fewer rights, just as, say, a soldier does ( who has damned few rights as the citizen understands them).

    A police officer cannot arbitrarily switch back and forth from being a state actor and a citizen. If he collects my trash *while in uniform* he does so as a state actor. As such that trash is now evidence ( although possibly inadmissable) and the *property of the state,* not the officer, and it must be handled with the same protocols as all other evidence.

    Including whatever restrictions on freedom of speach apply to evidence.

    Of course, if he goes through my trash off duty and posts the contents to a web site he may well be surprised to find he only retains the *protections* of an ordinary citizen. Libel is actionable.

    KFG

    1. Re:It is my experience that city judges. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      freedom of speach

      Peechy.

    2. Re:It is my experience that city judges. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course, if he goes through my trash off duty and posts the contents to a web site he may well be surprised to find he only retains the *protections* of an ordinary citizen. Libel is actionable.

      Sadly, stupidity and ignorance are not actionable. Because this has nothing to do with libel by any stretch of the imagination.

  164. Re:They have every right by dipipanone · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone understand that we need to relinquish some of our liberties so that we can be secure in our homes?

    Absolutely. So you won't mind if I come around to your house and feel up your wife, will you? After all, it's quite possible that she's concealing dangerous contraband somewhere about her person, and so I'd be failing in my patriotic duty if I didn't come around and give her a thorough strip search and internal examination just to be on the safe side.

    Thanks for being so understanding about the need for this though.

  165. Re:Fraud? by elmegil · · Score: 1

    and if you put the confetti in seperate bags disposed of in seperate locations, so much the better :-)

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  166. Mod up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only comment in this thread with useful info

  167. Recyclables. by Mistlefoot · · Score: 1

    I wonder where this leaves recyclables. In Portland, does this not give ANYONE the right to go from home to home and pick up the recycled newspaper to sell? There is precedence up here in Canada on this. The recyclables are owned by the homeowner or the intended recipient. They are not free for anyone to take. Apparently there is an opportunity for a private entrepeneur in Portland by taking all those free recyclables being set out on the side of the road for anyone to take.

    1. Re:Recyclables. by struan · · Score: 1

      If the garbage or recycling is on the curb, it's fair game. If the can/bin is next to house and not on the curb, it is still private property. That is how the reporters were able to go through the mayor's recycling but not her garbage, which according to the story was up next to her garage. (This is old news...last Tuesday's Willy Week.)

      So yes, if you could get a reasonable return on recycling paper, one could make quite a racket snagging other people's recycling. But then people probably wouldn't set it out, they'd be selling it themselves. The costs involved in collecting the tons of newsprint required are higher than what you'd get for the newsprint :(

  168. Re:They have every right by dunelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the article, the reporters talked about taking trash from two of the individuals and recycling from the mayor. I don't know about Oregon law, but where I'm from, it's the state (or whoever has the contract to pick up recycling) who legally owns the recycled material when it's put on the curb in the proper container. While it would be OK to take trash under any circumstances (as long as you don't dump it illegally), recycling is protected from individuals taking redeemable cans and from reporters. I'm not quite sure about police, since they probably would be given permission by the recycling company or by the state gov't to take the recycling too.

    The reporters could indeed get in trouble for taking the recycled objects, but I don't know if tresspassing would apply. Probably more like petty larceny (all the paper material taken is probably worth about five cents).

    P.S. Remember, never put anything related to drugs in the recycling, especially needles. It's usually people, not machines, who sort the bottles and stuff at the recycling plant, and you don't want them getting hurt in the process of doing their jobs.

  169. How green is the greens' garbage? by somebaudy · · Score: 1

    The now-deceased belgian weekly L'Instant did something similar ten years ago. They went through politicians' garbage. They discovered that Olivier Deleuze one green political figure, now in charge of energy in the federral government, had not-so green consuming habit. He reacted with fair-play.

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  170. Lasso sites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    From the Blue World 'analysis' of Lasso versus PHP:
    "The Lasso vs PHP report shows how Lasso Professional 5 beats PHP," said Bill Doerrfeld, CEO of Blue World. "This white paper will further increase awareness as to the significant performance, ease-of-use, architecture, security and total cost of ownership benefits of using Lasso over competing offerings such as PHP."

    Uh, sure it fucking does. Scaled like a fucking champ here.

  171. Jesus wept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Double bangs. Double whats. Overall, literacy on the level of an inner-city eighth-grader grinding along in the slow 'n' easy courses. Doing federal investigations.

    I suddenly believe everything I've ever read about no-knock warrants being served on the wrong house. Looks like it's suicide for me again.

    NB Next time you whip out a first-person pronoun, how about holding down the shift key, Special Agent Fuckhead.

  172. With a /. id below 10,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot is not The Well. Only The Well is The Well. When I see some hole in the wall Johnny come lately "online community" brag about low UIDs I just slap mah' fro. I certainly hope you guys are impressing each other, at least, and it appears that you are, so no harm done.

  173. Re:They have every right by Procyon101 · · Score: 1

    You can't have such a far swweping generalization. I know many cops who this is true for, but many others who idealistically signed up for the job to be a hero and keep society safe and are frustrated as hell spending alot of their time tax collecting by enforcing minor traffic violations.

  174. Garbage is dangerous by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Collecting garbage is one of the most hazardous jobs on earth. Heavy machinery, sharps, biological and chemical hazards, exhausting hours... doesn't matter if it takes brains or not, if you want people to work an unpleasant, essential and extremely dangerous job, you need to pay them well.

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  175. Folks, get real by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    More than half the ppl here run MS and willingly send there credit card to a MS run web site. That means, that they know (perhaps not accept statistics that MS runs 95% of the stolen credit cards) that they endanger their own information. The way I figure it ppl can not be too concerned about security.

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  176. Garbage Workers Off For 3 Months by istartedi · · Score: 2

    What would happen if garbage men took the whole Summer off?

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  177. Sanctimonious moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where do you put your dead AA batteries, up your arse?

    Most communities 'recycle' only because it's mandated ...in practice it generally costs the trash company money to collect/process recyclables. They are no more interested in recycling your AA cells than you are in sticking them up your bum.

  178. Re:I know I'm too late to be moderated or seen, bu by nathanh · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hypocracy has reached it's peak in the 'land of the free'.

    Hypocracy? WTF is that? A ruling class of syringes?

  179. Re:Fraud? by RetroGeek · · Score: 3, Informative

    especially if they use the rotating cutter method

    I understand this. But it still CAN be re-constructed. There is a person within the intelligence community whose job it is to verify shredders. You put a blank sheet through, clean the rollers and cutting blades, then pass though a test sheet. This sheet is then collected in its entirety in a bag and send to this person. They then try to re-assemble the test sheet. Consequently I trust very few shredders.

    And the shredder I am talking about has a security rating of TOP SECRET. It cuts and cross cuts, with the resulting cut sized about one/half millimeter by 4 millimeters. This shredder I trust.

    ashes are intact

    Not after I get through mixing them around, burning wood with them, and pouring water on the fire. I do this once a year on the annual camping trip.

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  180. donn't you believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't let the unions run you. It is not illegal. It is against union policy though. At trade shows this means a lot, they'll file grievances all over the place, and trust me, you'll grieve.

    But it isn't illegal and there's no way they can stop you on the street. If they do try to, please sue them. The Teamsters need knocked down a peg.

  181. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you recover ink from ashes and determine what the ink said?

  182. Obligatory Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First they came for the Communists,
    and I didn't speak up,
    because I wasn't a Communist.
    Then they came for the Jews,
    and I didn't speak up,
    because I wasn't a Jew.
    Then they came for the Catholics,
    and I didn't speak up,
    because I was a Protestant.
    Then they came for the garbage,
    and by then,
    there was no one left to speak up for the garbage.

  183. Oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another slashdot clone.

  184. Re:We did this already? by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    Google does have a privacy policy. But it is not restricted by the Fourth Amendment, and even if they violated their policy or other laws by handing stuff over to law enforcement, I think all you'd have is a nominal civil claim against them. The gov't prosecuting you over this evidence would probably still be OK, unless they use the private party in a way that the latter is deemed their agent (more caselaw on that...). In other words, the gov't can't direct an investigation with Google as their puppet, w/o a warrant. Also, Google could be forced to caught up the info with a subpoena, easier to get than a warrant in most cases.

    I don't know the legal details on privacy among private parties otherwise, what they can collect and what would break the law. I know there have been more and more noises about federal legislation to raise the bar for privacy in many areas, which I generally support. Don't even get me started on this national database idea....

    On garbage, like I said, it would be easy enough to force you to waive your ownership interest. I wish they would, in fact, rather than beat up the 4th A. You could then dispose of your garbage privately, at a private dump, under the contractual conditions you desire.

    Actually, having unfortunately read the article, I would *much rather* the police sift through my junk than reporters who then *publish* the information! Yech. I wonder if those reporters will be seeing a little less cooperation from the police, you know, background info and the like? ;-)

  185. the priv/right to drive by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 2

    You have no constitutional right to be able to drive a car on public roads. It is a privledge. If you wish to drive a car on public roads, you are required to be liscenced to do so, and are required to register your vehicle.

    Yet the government has no constitutional ability to deprive you of life, liberty, or the pursuit of a job. In this modern life, for most people, a vehicle for personal transportation is a need, not a want. I am fortunate enough to live within ten block of my workplace, and even closer to my school. Still, without roomies that have vehicles, I would have to use a taxi for all of life's little necessities such as trips to the grocery and discount stores.

    I think a harsh reality of today's life in the US is that, in order to be a normal member of society, one must own a car. The only persons exempt from that are mostly residents of very dense population centers. There once whas a time when it was a privilege to drive. The legal system still sees it that way, as you know. As I see it, though, it is about time for the privilege to become a right.

    Don't think I'm suggesting the government should not have the ability to take away or suspend that right - the law still needs to provide for reasonable protection of other persons as well. I'm just saying the fact it's a privilege is held over a person's head now, with little room for recourse - after all, driving is a freedom given by the good grace of the state; you have no reasonable expectation of it.

    It is far too easy for the state to take that privilege away from those who aren't willing to jump through hoops, and that needs to change. IMHO.

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    1. Re:the priv/right to drive by BZ · · Score: 2

      No, what needs to change is the deplorable lack/inadequacy of public transportation that makes driving so necessary...

    2. Re:the priv/right to drive by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 2

      What (economical) solution is there to public transportation in the rural midwest? Really? In most of Europe and Japan (which I assume you have in mind) populations are so dense that it makes economic sense for people to travel together. Here, you can easily have every person on a street heading to a location twenty miles away for work each day. How would a bus or train help that? It would not and could not. The best you can hope for is carpooling.

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  186. Re:Fraud? by MrCreosote · · Score: 2

    So you are saying I could just add some to the same bags as the body parts?

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  187. Oregon GPS tracking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What is it with Oregon these days? The latest: the state gov't is worried about higher-mileage cars reducing gas tax revenue, so they want to tax by the mile...they can't do this by reading odometers, since they can only tax in-state miles, so they want to put GPS units in everyone's cars, to track where everyone drives. But don't worry, they say it'll be illegal to track people real-time.

    I guess the way to create a surveillance state is to put a tax on any activity you want to track...that way anyone who protects their privacy can be nailed for tax evasion.

  188. Evidence: "Unreliable at Best"? by suwain_2 · · Score: 2
    IANAL (but it's what I'm considering going into), but a few people have mentioned that their own trash could be used against them as evidence. This got me thinking... I doubt it's very good evidence. Their argument allowing searches is that it's been sitting out on public property. I think that very fact would be an excellent reasopn for why anything gathered should be supressed -- can the police prove that the bloody rag in the trash can was put there by me, and not by someone else? The trash can was on public property for days; thousands of people have walked by it.

    It might give the authorities enough to get a search warrant, but I'd think a good defense lawyer could ensure that your trash wasn't what put you in jail.

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  189. Re:Fraud? by po_boy · · Score: 2
    Not after I get through mixing them around, burning wood with them, and pouring water on the fire. I do this once a year on the annual camping trip.

    You save all of your sensitive trash for a year? That seems a little inconvenient and perhaps a bit insecure. Do you keep it in a safe?
  190. Slashdot run by assholes? Or just idiots? Or... by NFW · · Score: 2

    I wonder if the Slashdot powers-that-be ever offer to mirror their victim's sites before baiting the Slashdot readership into unleashing a DoS attack upon it?

    If they don't, how long until it gets used against them in court? The PTB known damn well that they knock over web servers on a regular basis. How long until they knock over a web server belonging to someone who responds with a civil suit?

    Are they assholes? Are they idiots? Or are they offering to do things right, and are the owners of the slashdotted sites to blame?

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  191. soooo..... by bongobongo · · Score: 1

    what if i knew that those reporters were going to investigate those politicians' garbage and threw copies of Jihad Weekly into their garbage cans for a laugh? ....

  192. Re:Fraud? by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 2

    "So you are saying I could just add some to the same bags as the body parts?"

    Yes! The paper dust can thus sponge up any leaking blood from the body part ;).

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  193. Re:I know I'm too late to be moderated or seen, bu by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

    "Wow...someone on /. who almost knows his dead languages. I'm nearly impressed."

    That's almost what I put down. But then I realised that no, no-one does give a fuck about where their country is headed. Pithy comments is what they prefer to put down, instead of doing something about what's going on.

    I have to admit though, it is very nearly, but not just quite nearly enough, funny :)

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  194. How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a beowulf cluster made out of politicians' garbage?

  195. Looks like their server is dead by buyer262000 · · Score: 1

    Slashdot killed their server haha... http://goinside.blogspot.com

  196. It's not private at that point by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

    The police have a duty to get a search warrant before invading your privacy.

    It can't be THAT private if you're THROWING IT IN THE TRASH.

    1. Re:It's not private at that point by cduffy · · Score: 2

      Really, now?

      Dunno 'bout you, but I throw away records of my purchases, boxes and other materials that display what I've been buying; confidential design notes; financial records; and lots of other stuff. There's a tremendous amount of private information that can be mined from a person's trash.

      Do you own a shredder? Do you use it? If not, do you really want your bank (credit card, etc) statements to be public? Do you really not mind (oh, say) the number and size of condoms you use to be public information? Would it not bother you at all if your insurance company, before providing you coverage, were to audit your trash for boxes for medical products indicating unreported medical conditions? [no, I'm not saying this is likely -- I'm asking if you think the relevant information should be public for the taking by this or any other entity].

      And if you don't care about your privacy, can you at least see that it's reasonable for some people do so -- such that supporting the legal position that the contents of ones' trash is public property is irresponsibly harming the rights of others who have genuine use and concern for those rights?

  197. Re:They have every right by Wavicle · · Score: 2

    According to California v. Greenwood, the Fourth Amendment does not prohibit the warrantless search and seizure of garbage left for collection outside the curtilage of a home.

    The police can search your trash only if it has been left where trash collection would normally pick it up. If that place is on your private property, only then can the police search your trash. In my neighborhood, the police cannot search my trash until I move it OFF my property because the trash truck has an automatic arm that can't reach into my yard.

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  198. Re:Fraud? by Znork · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That depends on how you reconstruct them. Reconstruction by taping it together would probably be near impossible... but imagine if you could dump all those little wee bits onto a wee conveyor belt that runs them over an automated scanner and then proceeds to try to assemble them in digital form.

    The problem doesnt become easy, but it does become a lot easier. And compared to cracking crypto it becomes downright simple.

    Not that I've ever seen such a device, but I'd be rather surprised if some government agencies did not have something like that.

  199. whoops by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2

    Under Oregon law
    ^^^^^^
    Damn, I meant Washington, not Oregon. Didn't hit "Preview".

  200. ircache.net by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
    Hmm, that's odd. I was able to see it just fine. But then again, I'm not selfish enough to fetch something myself when IRCache has done so for me.

    All you geek households need to go set up Squid and set it up to distribute the load. The Slashdot Effect can be eliminated within our lifetimes.

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  201. Re:They have every right by pruss · · Score: 1

    Isn't there a third logical possibility you haven't considered? Maybe garbage put out belongs to the city or whatever authority is in charge of collection. The act of putting the garbage out would be an implicit transfer of title to the city or other authority. Thus, that authority would have the right to search the garbage, since it belongs to them, while a journalist would not. What does the law say? (I don't know.)

  202. This is why y'all need to live in the country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two words: burning barrel

  203. Re:They have every right by jridley · · Score: 2

    Usually when I snap them they shatter into a few dozen pieces. If they don't, the silvery part comes up, and I peel that off and roll it between my palms, and it turns to a few hundred little pieces.

    I'm not trying to be DOD safe. I figure what I do will keep your average nosy neighbor, credit card theif, or reporter in check.

  204. Re:Fraud? by mrmud · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... Don't think that just burning your receipts is sufficient, the ink can be recovered with chemical processes if the ashes are intact, so you still need to pulverise the results, so why not skip the burning stage and just pulverise them correctly in the first place.

    Let me guess... Ex-Enron? :)

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  205. very well laid by twitter · · Score: 2
    You are very confused, let me help you out. You think the fact that the city picks up your trash for you gives the city the right to a detailed examination. Hmmm, that's not what I expect the garbage man to do, do you. I pay city taxes for my trash to be disposed of, not to have it catagorized and the results filed for all to see. The plain English of the fourth amendment to the United States Constitution is informative and governing:

    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

    How simple can it get? If you don't have reasonable cause to search my house and can't get a warrent for that, you don't have grounds to dig through my trash, so piss off. When I put my trash out, I expect it to go to a sanitary landfill.

    Now a private individual digging through my trash is a different matter which indeed may lead to a reasonable seach warrent. The lines are corssed, however, when public servants are the violators. Also, because a trash can on the street is NOT really under my control, "evidence" found there is not realy useful for much. Sworn testomony by neighbors to illegal activity is a much more useful thing than finding something in a trash can that anyone could have put there.

    I want the police to be able to catch the bag guys just as much as you do, but I don't want innocent people suffering and I don't want to live in fear my house will be searched unreasonably. I don't like the idea that someone with a grudge could drop drugs and kiddie porn into my trashcan and get my house raided. Think about it for a while and you will realize that the only way to put the bad guys away is to catch them and pove they done what they did beyond a reasonable doubt. Digs in trashcans are a cheap and useless trick that offer nothing but abuse for all of us good guys.

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  206. nice line of reasoning. by twitter · · Score: 2
    let me add to it.

    The constition limits what government can do, not what you or I can do. 'Animals, children, scavengers, snoops and other members of the public' are not paid officials of the government. A racoon may embarass me by spilling my garbage on the road, but it won't create a public record or trigger a raid on my house.

    For the very same reasons, searches of garbage are useless for providing reasonable evidence of wrongdoing. Anyone can walk by and place drugs, kiddie porn and other foul things in anyone's garbage.

    If you can't get a warant to seach a house, you don't have reason to dig through garbage and the results are not worth the trouble.

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  207. Re:They have every right by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1
    d whacker and put it down by his mail box.

    Is your neighbor antisocial?

    I mean, come on. Don't put stuff on the curb if you don't want to lose it. The rule is, if you have something that someone else may find useful, but you don't want it anymore, give it to Goodwill or the Salvation Army.

    When either of those organizations says "It's too trashy for our clientele", (or if you don't like them for some reason, as I do not) then you stick it on the curb and wait 'till a passerby takes it. If a passerby doesn't take it and you get sick of looking at it, THEN you HAUL IT YOURSELF.

    Therefore, by convention, just like saying "thank you" when you pay for your fuckin' groceries, if you put something on the curb, anyone else can have it. Unless it's a car. Bicycles are usually excluded too. A sign helps.

    Perhaps if your neighbor prefers not to honor this convention then he should hang a sign informing the passersby that he does not honor this convention?

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  208. Re:They have every right by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1
    Would you want the blood to be on your hands because you didn't go and grab the garbage after the judge didn't approve it quickly enough?

    Turn it around. Say they got the warrant approved too quickly, search the wrong guy, attach the evidence to the wrong case, convict and sentence him to DEATH. Would you want *that* blood on your hands?

    In America, until the fourth amendment was recently appealed, we were "innocent until proven guilty by a jury of our peers". The criminals get this treatment just like the rest of us, because it's not always easy to prove someone's a criminal.

    If it's THAT easy to prove someone's a criminal, do you really think warrants would be needed in the first place?

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  209. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice try kid, but gloating about your troll in an easily locatable place immediately after the fact is rather telling.

    You've failed at the very same "proper" troll you used as a boasting point. You are a disgrace to trolltalk.

  210. Re:Fraud? by thogard · · Score: 2

    1.5 x 4 mm?

    scan both sides, runlength encode permiter of each side, sort them in a 2d mesh and print with the bitmap of each cell. Its a non trivial unless you've got the memory to store and manage about 50 million 32 bit integers for a ream of paper thats been shreaded. To bad thats only $40 these days.

    The good shreaders do less than 1mm squares and will eat hard drives as well.

    This is "classified" approved so the three letter agencies can read your stuff :-)

    The best thing for home use is a blender and a bit of water.

  211. Did they or didn't they? by D.+Book · · Score: 1

    I thought this was interesting. From Willamette Week's article:

    "Actually, we couldn't snatch Katz's garbage, because she keeps it right next to her house, well away from the sidewalk. To avoid trespassing, we had to settle for a bin of recycling left out front."

    From Mayor Vera Katz's press release in response to the article:

    "My trash and recycling receptacles are picked up not from a curbside location, but from my private property. Both receptacles were covered. Willamette Week trespassed on my private property, opened up my trash and recycling receptacles and rifled through my trash and recycling, and took several items."

    So, who to believe? The journalist or the politician? In all seriousness, a difficult choice.

  212. Re:Fraud? by yuiop · · Score: 0

    If I remember quickly, after Saigon fell, the Vietnamese reconstructed a bunch of embarrassing documents that had been left in the US Embassy in the rush to depart. They had been shredded, but (if I recall correctly from the film of it) only in one dimension. The Vietnamese had no shortage of manpower or motivation, and stuck all the bits together. I should think the same is theoretically possible for many of the cheaper 2D shredders. The problem (if you had the patience) would be that the bits are so small, the slightest draft would ruin everything.

  213. Economics? by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1
    It's simple economics: throw money at things you want to encourage. Pay teachers more, get more applicants, discard more lousy candidates.

    Yeah, and while we're at it, let's pay programmers and webmasters big bucks. Then everybody and his brother will want to be one, and in a couple years we'll be able to pay them even less than we are now. That's the ticket!

    Teachers aren't so bad off that they should be complaining. I'd kill for a $30K/year job right now. You don't understand how much money that is in most parts of the country. You're probably from a big city where the vast wealth of the resident slave drivers artificially inflates the price of everything.

    To teachers in those cities: Get the hell out of town and let the corporate masters figure out what to do with their own spoiled rotten kids. That'll teach 'em.

  214. Re:Buy a cat by mkweise · · Score: 1

    Funny you should mention that, I've been employing used cat litter in liew of a shredder for many years now.

    P.S. No need to _buy_ a cat - we've got two young ones to give away currently, if you can convince us that you'll treat them well.

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  215. Not perfect answer by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

    Okay, I do think that caching is a nice idea. However, I can think of very few people that are interested in doing it under this sort of scenerio -- essentially, their privacy goes entirely out the window. The one public ircache node has a log of *everyone* using the damn thing, and even if not, it's very easy to watch what people are doing.

    If latency ever improves on the Freenet, I could see running a cache through there...

  216. Re:Fraud? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 2

    Yes well, that's one sheet. Now let's shred 100 sheets, mix the resulting confetti and let Mr. Inspector try to sort out the results..

  217. Now OT Re:Oregon laws by ahoehn · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it is strange. I live in Washington, about 10 miles from the border with Oregon, and almost every time I get gas over there I forget, get out of the car to start pumping my own gas, and then have to look sheepish as the attndant hurries across the station to take over. I suppose it's illigal, but I've never recieved any stronger punishment than, "I'll do that for you sir."

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  218. Mr. Burns let me introduce you to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your muckraker,your spindoctor and your garbologist. Hello!

  219. Re:They have every right by tigga · · Score: 1
    Snap in half? Do what I do, put the CD-R through the shredder.

    Put it into microwave - that's ultimate solution!

  220. A valid use for that "Tornado in a can" thing by klang · · Score: 1

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/12/11/125522 9&mode=thread&tid=126

    no?

  221. no no no by DrSkwid · · Score: 2

    I'm guessing that marcelmouse was using that particular example to make a rock solid example of how to make a solid inference from trash based evidence. The problem with inference is that it is the mind of the surveyor creating the "truth".

    The missing jewels were stolen from that room.
    The only person I am aware of that went into the room is you.
    Therefore : you stole the jewels.

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  222. So then by Kanasta · · Score: 2

    what if ppl start burning all their trash in their yards now?

    then, later, it's deemed 'terrorist like activity' to burn things in their yards.

    aah, it's all wierd.

  223. Re:Slashdot run by assholes? Or just idiots? Or... by Letch · · Score: 1

    Scenario: A dealer does a fantastic deal on new car, but is a bit bad with publicity and noone knows. The local newspaper does a front page story; the next day the dealer is overwhelmed with thousands of customers and can't cope. Is it the newspapers fault?

    An Author puts a item on the web. On a public Network. (Presumably) in the hope that people are going to come and read it. They cant then complain that people come and read it!

    Maybe slashdot should take a copy of each page and host that on there servers. But they shouldn't do this automatically.
    A) Copyright issues
    B) Techincal issues with dynamic pages
    C) Original Author of page will not record hits; possible loss of revenue for them from there advertisers.

    It would be nice if they offered, but Slashdot are within there right to operate as they do now.

  224. Public school teacher salaries by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    Not that anyone is still reading... :)

    I'm surprised people portray school teachers as borderline panhandlers. They vary WIDELY, as does per pupil school spending which varies by about 6:1.

    NEA survey of salaries & spending

    Private school teachers, esp. parochial, often make less than unionized public school teachers. I don't know how much teachers *should* make, but there are professions in worse shape.

    Actually, I'd say the NEA data is pretty much worthless because averages entire states and does not factor in some sort of COLA. The COLA between NYC and SD is *huge*. Also, states vary internally. I see that my state, VA, spends ~$6,000/pupil, pretty low on the list, while DC looks staggering at $13k. However, my county of Arlington, across the Potomac from DC, spends $12.5k. I again don't know the "right" number, but the averages are misleading. Medians would be slightly better.

    Here is a more nuanced survey of VA salaries, which vary nearly 2:1 intrastate. When I lived in IL, spending varied nearly 6:1. (Here is NYC.) Our salaries are not proportionally as high as our spending per pupil (don't forget to factor in classs size BTW :), and the ironic thing is that many of the teachers can't afford to live in the county, which is not at all ritzy. Median home (note, not average!) value has reached $350k, double since I moved here 5 years ago(!). Anyway, one needs to look at context or the numbers mean nothing.

    Versus sanitation workers it appears the teachers, education notwithstanding, make similar wages. Before someone chimes in to rag on the quality of teachers, at least some (or many) are good and deserve to be paid accordingly. And, before I get one of *those* people, no, "throwing money at something" does not guarantee fixing it. Choking off its air supply does guarantee results. (I hate that stupid argument.)

    If NYC sanitation workers don't like their wages, they can convey they effectively by smell --- strike. Teachers have less colorful options, though I suppose closing the schools and sending kids home is pretty cruel. :)

    As you can see, I'm starting off the new year cranky. Let's hope it lasts. ;-)

    1. Re:Public school teacher salaries by swv3752 · · Score: 2

      Actually many states, Teachers can not legally strike as they are considered "necessary services" like Firefighters and Police. Teachers while important, can be done with out for short periods of time.

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  225. I can't help it, I learned to spell. . . by kfg · · Score: 1

    by reading great literature.

    Shakespeare, Chaucer, Marlowe, etc.

    If they don't want people to spell like them they shouldn't make poor, impressionable children read them in school.

    KFG

  226. Poor Richard. by Kibo · · Score: 1

    Don't forget about how the authorities had a press conference about his large porno collection. Just what every guy needs, save a few lives at your minimum wage job only the FBI make sure your porno collection makes weekend update on SNL.

    What do you want to bet next time he sees a suspicious package he just quietly turns around and walks away.

    Unlike the FBI at least SNL eventually tried to make amends.

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  227. Vin Sprynowicz's books by Bob_Robertson · · Score: 2
    You should check out the two books by Vin Sprynowicz, "Send In The Waco Killers" and "The Ballad Of Carl Drega".


    The simple fact is that government officials cannot abide their own laws. The very structure of government requires them to be above the law, like how the IRS never gives anyone a jury trial because they know that no one would ever be convicted if they did.


    Doubters should take note that there is no secret that every law passed by the US Congress exempts that very congress from having to abide the law.


    Gun owners take note: Everywhere that you are prohibitted from defending yourself is a place where a bureaucrat can, and will, have their own arms or armed guards.


    Etcetera.


    Peace, may your aim never waver,


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  228. Re:IAAL by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 2

    I'm sure we have plenty of lawyers who read Slashdot. Why don't they post and give some legal advice?

  229. Fair enough by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

    Thanks for the clarification. For context, consider that in the UK, most mail order companies are strict about matching card numbers to addresses. Right now, I'm trying to convince a vendor to send goods to my home address (which they've verified) but they're complaining because I don't have a land line that they can use to further verify the address. I've never met a company quite so reluctant to take my money, but while it's extremely annoying, it's also rather reassuring.

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  230. Investigative reporting by speedbump · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Hey, what do you know, some real, literally hands-getting-dirty investigative reporting.

    I'm totally on the side of the reporters on this one. Since the Supreme Court has already ruled that access to what used to be private property in public areas is allowed, the police may go fishing in a suspect's garbage for evidence. Boo-hoo, that battle has already been lost.

    Conversely, since trash has been put out in public, the Portland politicos have no expectation of privacy either, and have no recourse when the Press turns the tables on them. If I had been one of those reporters, I'd have laughed in the face of the Mayor at her 'summons' to her private chambers.

    Folks, this is what a Free Press is all about. Government is by nature expansionist; the Press, when it is doing its job, is an effective tool in beating back that tendency.

    I particularly savor this kind of approach when dealing with legislative types who propose yet another overly-invasive policy, such as blanket video surveilance, such as that practiced in Washington DC or in London. If I were a citizen of those places, then I'd very publicly petition the populace to mandate video surveilance of all legislative chambers, and use the same arguments put forth to justify general video spying. How would officials like to be watched, every minute of their day, by the public? A citizen referendum which makes an end-run around legislators would be a powerful message from the populace that spying is not necessarily the best possible way to combat crime.

    In general, I am not keen on the idea that police might target me for some reason, and routinely search my garbage. A container in public is far too subject to planting of evidence, in my opinion. But occassionally citizens can and should remind their officials who they work for, and how laws made to ease law enforcement's job may have unintended consequences.

    Hypocricy also runs the other way. Here in Denver, it was recently uncovered by the local press that the Denver police had been maintaining files on citizens who participated in protests, seemingly regardless of the issue involved. it seems the press are complaining that Denver has 'no written policy' concerning the collection of intelligence about citizen dissidents, and darn it, there's got to be a state-wide consistent policy established.

    Interestingly, at the height of this country's gun control phase a couple years ago, the two biggest local papers, who were shilling for ever-stricter gun control laws, did so under the justification that Colorado is a 'home rule' state, meaning that each jurisdiction has the freedom to determine its own policies concerning the enforcement of gun controls within its own boundaries.

    So, while our state constitution clearly states that no person's right to bear arms shall be called into question, the Post and the News argued that Denver City and County had the right under home-rule to abort that constitutional clause within their own borders.

    Now that the issue is police surveilance in a public place, these papers have conveniently forgotten about their holy home-rule stance.

  231. Kroeker and �wrestling with a pig in the garbage" by a984 · · Score: 1

    (Francesconi is city commissioner in Portland)
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    Dear Commissioner Francesconi at al,

    Below is a letter to your colleague Mayor Katz regarding recent "garbage" related events. Specifically the issue of Mr Kroeker calling Willamette Week reporters pigs at some official city function recently. I'm copying you on it for two reasons:

    (a) the issue of unacceptably hateful behavior toward your constituents by anybody in the city employ is, hopefully, of concern to all city agencies not only those supervised by Ms. Katz. And because

    (b) I would like you to give some serious thought to the idea of supporting or maybe even originating new "zero-tolerance, one-strike and you-are-out" city policy in situations of this type.

    With best regards ....
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    Dear Ms. Katz

    This is regarding recent events involving your and your constituents' garbage. As you are probably well aware by now (or should be) so-called garbage pulls are extremely intrusive invasions of one's privacy*. You should also be aware that they have been and will likely remain routinely employed by various government agencies, yours included. Some of those agencies recently asserted their right to conduct them without any judicial review. Yours among them again. Needless to say such assertions are seen by many as gross and highly unwarranted corruption of civil rights of the citizenry and a good example for what some see as a gradual emergence of a semi-totalitarian order of things in this country.

    Unfortunately technically the issue remains unresolved, various authorities have assumed widely differing positions. It will clearly take some time to fully resolve it, judicially or otherwise. In the meantime we all hope all involved parties will strive to proceed in mutually respectful, dignified and civilized manner. This letter is an attempt to recruit your good offices in furtherance of this difficult goal.

    The undersigned feels the need to speak in support of recent Willamette Week's actions. They, I believe, were fully within the scope of our current understanding of what is legal in this case. Your own city employees are on the record supporting the legality of such actions. After all the city does these things to its residents routinely. What is good for one of your citizens, Ms. Katz, needs also be good for you. Furthermore, their reporting in this case is of a highly responsible and civically minded caliber and as such should be commended not condemned, as you are implying in your recent press release.

    Contrast this to the highly irresponsible, inflammatory language recently attributed to one of your employees specifically Mr. Kroeker, your police chief. He is reported by the media** to have stated at the recent official city function "Never ever wrestle with a pig in the garbage, because you'll get dirty and the pig likes it." The context of this remark was made abundantly clear by him, by pigs he is implying reporters at the WW.

    Needless to say we cannot tolerate the situation where the use of hate speech and expression of utter contempt by any elected or hired city employee toward any constituent of yours is permitted. I ask you in your capacity as a police commissioner and city mayor to restore some measure of civility to the behavior of your own employees.

    The situation, in my judgment, is grave enough to call for a decisive and strong immediate action on your part including but not limited to immediate termination of Mr. Kroeker's command. From his own remarks it appears only prudent to assume a strong likelihood exists a hate crime could be committed or contemplated in the future. Which given the extensive and deadly force presently at his command is a risk I think you and the city cannot afford to tolerate.

    To repeat there should be zero tolerance for civically unacceptable behavior displayed here so egregiously by Mr. Kroeker. I suggest the city of Portland adopts a very simple policy- one instance of a disrespectful or hateful outburst toward any of your constituents by any of the city employees and you are out. .....

    With best regards ...

    * http://www.wweek.com/flatfiles/News3485.lasso

    ** http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/oregonian/index .ssf?/xml/story.ssf/html_standard.xsl?/base/portla nd_news/104038899617000.xml

  232. I have only two words to say ... by BMaximus · · Score: 0

    paper shredder

    1. Re:I have only two words to say ... by a984 · · Score: 1


      How do you shred tampons, condoms, or for that matter used toilet paper that one of those three doesn't like to put where most of us do? Or do you stoockpile them as suggested by someone below.

  233. Star Chamber by csb · · Score: 1

    Jeez, didn't any of these legal experts see The Star Chamber? This whole thing about "charges dropped cos you stole the trash" was exposed nationwide, all the way back in 1983.

    Heck, I've been covering this critical issue in my signature for years. Ironically, the featured user comment at IMDB is "lively trash". I get all of my legal advice from implausible Hollywood thrillers.

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  234. Happened to Henry Kissinger, too! by frozenray · · Score: 1

    Quoting from this 1996 article:

    "Trash. Only nonsensitive, and perhaps already destroyed materials, should be discarded in the trash. It is foolish to spend thousands of dollars on perimeter security guards and equipment just to hand over sensitive information to a waste paper or trash removal company."

    "Trash, whether placed in a dumpster or other area for collection or delivered directly to a trash disposal service, is extremely vulnerable to snoops. Trash placed in a public area may be deemed legally abandoned; even if not, as a practical matter it remains accessible to all who may wish to rummage through it. In a noted example, in 1975 former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger left five bags of trash on the sidewalk in front of his home. A reporter for a tabloid newspaper seized these bags and sifted through them for information. In the aftermath of the incident it came out that trashpicking was a common journalistic practice."

    "In another example, Northwest Reports, a television news magazine, aired a story last August about several Portland, Oregon banks that failed to protect customer information. The story focused on private investigator John Stevens' search for information from the bank's outdoor trash containers. Stevens' search yielded valuable customer and bank information, including credit applications, credit card account numbers and balances, copies of customer's tax returns, safe deposit box information, and bank building information (including floor plans and combinations for locks and alarms)."

    "Searches of abandoned material are legal under Oregon law, according to attorney Dwayne Bosworth of the Portland law firm of Davis Wright Tremaine, who was interviewed on the show. Whether material is considered abandoned depends on several factors. These factors include whether the trash is placed in a public area such as a parking lot and whether any precautions are taken to prohibit public access to the containers, such as posting warning signs and placing containers behind a wall or fence."

    --
    "There are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare." - Blair Houghton
  235. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All that great police work, and the only thing preventing you from arresting this murderer was getting his garbage? I feel safer already.

  236. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually, real trolls reveal the trolls that they have posted, and we all laugh together. That is a real proper troll.

    So shut the fuck up you stupid fucking dumbass.

  237. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    real trolls reveal the trolls that they have posted

    AFTER the troll has caught some hapless children trying to cross the bridge. You have failed utterly.
    Real trolls will be laughing together, that goes without saying, at you.

  238. Re:They have every right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...we all laugh together.

    And then handjobs

  239. Re:Fraud? by pediddle · · Score: 1

    Not that I've ever seen such a device, but I'd be rather surprised if some government agencies did not have something like that.

    Of course should know that it's possible on your home computer and only takes a few seconds to do, because I saw the Lone Gunmen do it last year!

  240. Re:Fraud? by Alex · · Score: 1

    Try to reassemble a BLANK sheet?

    Are you sure - I'd imagine every shredder would fail that test!

    Alex

  241. Legal Judo by Schwern · · Score: 1

    What I found interesting about the article was the Mayor's threat of legal action. Now wouldn't that be interesting, having the Mayor drag Williamette Week into court for theft of her recycling. The case would go to trial and the WW could then deliberately lose the case in order to set a legal precedent for trash being property.

  242. Followup Story by Schwern · · Score: 1

    Williamette Week has posted a followup story Garbage Chronicles.

    In short:

    • The Mayor has not commented further on her threat of legal action
    • There was a ruling in Oregon, currently under appeal, that garbage is not public property
    • Santa bought the Multnomah County DA a shredder for Christmas. He agrees "that dumpster-diving can be a gold mine"
    • The police chief has reaffirmed "that none of us should have an expectation of privacy when we put out our trash"
  243. Dispose carefully by dswan69 · · Score: 1

    Currently my garbage goes into a huge communal pile from 50 residences so while they could search it they'd have a hell of a lot of garbage to wade through.

    When it's just mine I shred important documents and I do not leave it outside my own house - I either put it in front of another house in the area, picked at random, or I drop it into a public dumpster in the city.

  244. My trash can says... by vindaci · · Score: 1

    "There were no signs on the garbage, 'Do not open. Do not trespass.' There was every indication...she had relinquished her privacy, possessory interest."

    I don't know about others, but my trash can says "Property of the Disposal Company." The police shouldn't be able to open the trash can unless they have permission of the disposal company. And I pay good money to have the disposal company take the garbage away, so they better take them away and not give them away to the police! If they do, they better give me my money back!

  245. Re:Slashdot run by assholes? Or just idiots? Or... by neuroticia · · Score: 1

    If the paper knew that there was a strong liklihood of swamping his business with people who just stopped by for a quick gander and had no interest in buying... And that the car dealership had to pay 50 cents per x number of people who stepped onto the lot, even if it was only for 5 seconds, then yes. There would be a potential of a lawsuit.

    While the area is very murky for businesses or newspapers--Free advertising!--it's a lot less murky for the individual homesites Slashdot often brings down. Those users often pay a lot more for their bandwidth than a business, because they don't buy it in bulk. They also don't tend to obtain any income from the site.

    -Sara

  246. Re:Slashdot run by assholes? Or just idiots? Or... by Letch · · Score: 1
    Rubbish - Both A Car Dealer and a Website start up and declare themselves open for all members of the public to come in, browse around and buy if they want. If the actions of the public cause the company cost then tought; thats part of the cost of buisness. The Company should have considered this, planned for this and accepted this before even starting. To then sue becuase you get to much buisness is ridiculus.

    And I'm sorry to sound Harsh, but this appliles to the small website owner who makes no cash to. They made a decision to set up a site at there cost with no profits and they have to live with it. If it then turns out to be the wrong one due to perfectly normal actions on the part of a web surfer (Surfing the web) they've got no-one to blame.

    I'm not as Harsh as I sound. It would be nice if Slashdot offered to host mirrors for websites. But in my book, they in no way have a moral obligation to do so and the companys should defeinetly not be able to sue over this.

  247. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    "Obviously, a major malfunction has occurred."
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    1986, as the shuttle Challenger exploded within view
    of the grandstands.

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