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  1. Re: Statistically Optimal Music on Statistically Optimal Music · · Score: 1
    One song on Eigenradio is worth at least twenty songs on old radio.

    But how many songs is it worth on a 56x burner?

  2. Blank Check on New Dell Clickthrough Software License · · Score: 1
    So Dell wants you to agree to license terms sight unseen. I can imagine that this should be illegal, or at least unenforceable. And the trap is that clicking yes on the screen somehow is an agreement that you have read the license that is so far impossible for you to have read. Would make for an interesting legal argument.

    "You agree to be bound by the terms of the license sealed within this cellophane as soon as you break the cellophane." Bullshit, fuck you, hope you enjoy your class action lawsuit.

  3. Re:I have bought things from telemarketers on 41 Million Sign Up for National Do-Not-Call List · · Score: 1
    That handful of satisfactory purchases, however, never made up for the deluge of garbage calls

    It just occurred to me that the deluge is similar to the /. effect, from the telemarketers perspective.

    They cold-call somebody, get a big fuck-you from most people, and 1/100 actually says OK.

    They then share this number with all the other telemaketers ("Hey, we have a live one!") and they all call this poor person, rushing him like pigs at slop time.

    And if this person puts cause and effect together, he gets on the do-not-call list ASAP. No more "live one."

  4. Re:Europe shows the US what to do... on Sites Shut Down to Protest Software Patents · · Score: 1
    Explain that your children are the target.

    Oh, yes, please think of the children.

    The rallying cry of everybody who sees something which offends them on the Internet. "Hey! I was out taking a stroll with my kid-- up the face of this sheer cliff, through barbed wire, a minefield, and across a hundred feet of tight rope, and do you know what my child was exposed to? So stop that!"

  5. Re:Wine isn't closed - Slashdot isn't closed on Sites Shut Down to Protest Software Patents · · Score: 3, Funny
    SlashDot could close too

    And soon after, heard like some weird air raid siren, from the all the unemployed geeks, "Noooooooooooo!"

  6. Re:I run Linux on my 500 client network server on Mirroring Controllers - What have been Your Experiences? · · Score: 1
    Whatever...

    I believe the point was that any corruption which is software based, will corrupt both sides of the mirror pair, or your raid-5, or whatever kind of volume you may have.

    So... just because you have mirrored hard disks does not relieve you from doing backups. But if a hard disk bites it, you may not need those backups... this time.

  7. Re:Typical zealot reaction on SCO DOS Harming Innocent Bystanders · · Score: 1
    armchair slashdot readers typically shouldn't be lawyers

    I'm sitting in one of those fold up camp chairs which fit in a long tubular bag, and which my company gave me before laying me off...

    Does that count as an armchair? Cuz I *so* like giving completely incompetent legal advice to fellow /. readers... oh, and IANAL...

  8. I Disagree on SCO DOS Harming Innocent Bystanders · · Score: 0
    They're not smoking crack. More like, they're doing acid hits.

    Little more psychedelic tendencies...

  9. Twilight Zone episode on Diamonds & the RIAA · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the one where a guy freezes himself after a robbery (diamonds? gold?) only to wake up in a future where gold and diamonds are cheap as sand...

  10. Re:Nanotech can be dangerous on Ministry of NanoEthics? · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...carcinogenic toothpaste...rather than paranoid sci-fi nonsense like grey goo

    So that's what the slogan "Grey Goo (tm) is good for you, and makes your teeth shine, too!) means.

  11. And Windows.... on NTT Verifies Diamond Semiconductor Operation At 81 GHz · · Score: 1

    ...will still take 5 minutes to start.

  12. Taxman on Florida Proposes Taxing Local LANs · · Score: 4, Funny
    Let me tell you how it will be, here's one for you nineteen for me, 'cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman.

    Should 95% appear to small, be thankful I don't take it all, 'cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman.

    If you drive your car, I'll tax the street, if you take a walk, I'll tax your feet, if you get too cold, I'll tax the heat, if you take the bus, I'll tax your seat, TAXMAN!!!

  13. Flawed cryptography? Meh. on DeCSS Loses Free Speech Shield · · Score: 1
    ...when we are being sold flawed cryptography?

    Maybe I'm missing the point, and don't think I'm taking the MPAA's side, but what do we care about the quality of the cryptography being used in DVD's?

    The cryptography (if any) is for their (imagined) benefit, not ours. They could use ROT-13 as their cryptography, and as long as it plays, I don't care.

  14. Imagine the applications... on Spray-On Computers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...for spray-on deodorant. Or how about car paint that changes color according to your whim?

  15. Yeah, and here's at least seven she doesn't say... on Cindy Smart Knows Better Than To Say Naughty Words · · Score: 1
    Shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits

    And who among us did not even briefly think of George Carlin's seven "bad" words?

  16. So now... on Gnumeric Now Supports All Excel Worksheet Functions · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...it has all the functions which everybody ignored in Excel.

  17. Re:So.... on WIPO Pressured to Kill Meeting on Open Source · · Score: 1
    voting for the other guy come election day

    Everybody should vote for the other guy on election day. Send 100 senators and several hundred congressmen, HOME!

    That should shake 'em up, put the fear of the voter back in 'em.

  18. I am El... on WIPO Pressured to Kill Meeting on Open Source · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...AssWIPO, I will defeat you with my flaming bag of poop!

  19. Re:Terrorism Link on Samba Team Points Out SCO's Hypocrisy · · Score: 1
    ...because IBM makes export restricted technologies like SMP available to rouge nations?

    Oh no, not rouge nations! Now mascara and eyeliner nations, they're OK...

  20. Double-Edged Sword on Movie Industry Blames Texting for Bad Box Office · · Score: 1
    By the same token, some movies could become smash hits because of text messaging, if you accept the premise that text messaging has an effect either way.

    They never give credit where credit is due, but blame is freely distributed to any but the motion picture companies.

  21. C'mon, SCO, Show SOME lines on Open Source Community Approaches SCO · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I mean if you have a million lines of your code in there, what's a mere hundred lines? Or ten?

    That way, even if everybody ran off and fixed those lines, you still have well over 900,000 lines of evidence (according to you) in your back pocket.

    And you would gain (maybe) some credibility. Not to mention what it'd do to your stock price.

  22. Re:Spam Pays on Spammer Ducks For Cover · · Score: 1
    article that said over a 4-week period, 6000 people bought on average two bottles of $50 penis-enhancement 'medicine' that was probably gelatin. ... Over a year, that can be pretty lucrative.

    "A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon you're talking about real money..."

    I can't quite remember who said that... think I heard it on Imus.

  23. OK, but does he have... on Spammer Ducks For Cover · · Score: 1
    ...AFLAC?

    (*ducks* for cover, get it, oh i murder myself...)

  24. The Name is McBride... on SCO: FSF Reply To GPL Claims, Conference Sponsors Back Off? · · Score: 1

    ...Darl McBride. Shaken, what a turd.

  25. Re:Management will learn. on Talk About A Security Hole, Go To Jail? · · Score: 1
    if you are aware of a security hole, you should do the following: Nothing.

    I myself knew of a vulnerability of using Powerbroker within an environment using NIS and NFS, but I never revealed it to management, since there was nothing they could do anyhow, other than move everything away from NIS, or get rid of PB. Since neither was an option, telling them this would only have annoyed them. Also, I did not want them to shoot the messenger.