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  1. Damien Conway's "Object Oriented Perl" ? on Learning Perl Objects, References & Modules · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Has anyone read both this book and Damien Conway's book? I'd be interested in a comparison. I like the Conway book, but it's a little dense for me. Or I'm too dense for it... either way...

  2. no big deal on Romancing The Rosetta Stone · · Score: 1

    Star Trek's had a universal translator for years...

  3. one guarantee.. on Growth Job Sector: Freelance Technical Support · · Score: 1

    there is NO SUCH THING as a shortage of idiots. Anyone who doubts that obviously hasn't been reading /. for very long!

  4. Re:mostly not a problem: on Sweden Crunches Cookies · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Most forum software has the option to use/not use cookies (and as such sessions are passed through urls) so that shouldn't be a problem either for non-lazy coders." Right, because there's no applications for the world wide web other then forum software. What else would losers do for a life?

  5. gartner group... on Gartner Says Delay Linux Deployment Due to SCO · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gartner Group... aka.... Microsoft Public Relations.

  6. Re:On Perl and command-line utilities on Getting Software Added to Unix Distributions? · · Score: 1

    I couldn't agree more. I used to do Solaris customization and packaging for a major isp's web hosting department. (that company is no more, by the way. the black rocket apparently crashed on it's way to Iraq or something). Anyhow, we had implemented a ton of awesome stuff in Perl -- really nice code, all object oriented, easy to extend, method based stuff to add webserver instances for Iplanet from the command line. And it turned out to be a major pain in the ass, because we now had to maintain two different Perl packages, one for our own system use that we could guarantee would always have the correct configuration and our own modules installed, and one for the customers' use on the webservers. Packaging Perl for redistribution is a major pain in the ass. But that's actually another story.

  7. welcome.msf from ftp.sco.com on SCO Awarded UNIX Copyright Regs, McBride Interview · · Score: 1

    I don't see anything about not being for public distribution here...

    Welcome to SCO's FTP site!

    This site hosts UNIX software patches, device drivers and supplements
    from SCO.

    To access Skunkware and Supplemental Open Source Packages, please
    connect to ftp2.caldera.com.

    ** Please read the following export notice **
    Please note that the electronic transfer of this data to a destination
    outside of the United States constitutes an export (as defined by the
    U.S. Bureau of Export Administration) and is authorized ONLY to the end
    user. Any subsequent re-exportation of this data requires that the end
    user obtain an additional export license. Also note that it is illegal
    to re-route Caldera product to Cuba, Iran, Iraq, Libya, North Korea,
    Sudan or Syria and that you must file a special license if you intend
    to re-route goods to the embargoed regions of Serbia or the Taliban
    controlled areas of Afghanistan. Placement of this order constitutes
    an agreement to comply with these stipulations.

  8. Re:RTFA on A Search Engine For The Slower Net · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Let us assume you are in Boston, and you have tons of research money in a fund and no clue what to do with it. If you want to find a new way to piss away the money, you've got to be really creative, especially if you want to do it AND claim to be socially conscious at the same time. So what you do is invent a problem. And then invent a solution. Doesn't matter if it works or not."

  9. classic waste of money on A Search Engine For The Slower Net · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna get modded down, but fuck it, I have karma to burn and a soapbox to stand on.

    These people from mit are getting research money to spend on this rediculous piece of shit project that NO ONE will ever use. Can you imagine, a farmer in Ghana or something and he gets malaria. His first thought is "Hmm, I wonder if there's any information on the internet about this?"

    I mean come on.

    I mean fucking really.

    But ok, I'll even give them that... let's pretend that farmers in countries where the internet connection sucks so bad that google, a site that is optimized to work on pretty much anything, is too slow... even know about the internet and have any use for it... are they going to go to the library, borrow software, take it home and install it on... oh yeah... install it on ... their computer... oops... WHAT FUCKING COMPUTER?

    Asshole mit people with nothing better to spend money on.

  10. we are doomed on Linux Comes To Afghanistan · · Score: 1

    Ahmed, the infidels will surely perish at the hands of our Beowulf Cluster now!

  11. Re:counterproductive on Binary Package Formats Compared · · Score: 1

    that's fucking nonsense. I hope your trolling, not seriously implying that discussing differences in packaging formats is somehow wrong or divisive.

    shit. I have been trolled.

  12. is it me, or is it crazy? on NYT Reports Porn Spam Hijacking Network · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The rogue program does not affect the Apple Macintosh line of computers or computers running variants of the Unix operating system."

    so um, not to Microsoft bash or anything, but what OS does this 'sploit attack then?

  13. Re:very interesting on Artificial Intelligence in Poker · · Score: 1

    really? Do you have any more information about this? Deep Blue has extra instructions for dealing with facial expressions? Please provide some additional information -- as far as I can tell, Deep Blue is a pure chess program. The IBM technicians type in "b2 - b4" and Deep Blue responds "g7 - g5," etc. Does it have a camera? Or do the IBM techs type in "Kasparov grimaces. b4 - b5." Or are you totally full of shit?

  14. What I want from my next PDA on Review Of Yopy 3700 Linux PDA · · Score: 1

    I currently have a Clie that serves my personal information organization needs, and will do so for a long, long time. Still I lust after a new PDA, but I won't buy one until someone makes one that satisfies all these requirements:

    • it must really run Linux -- not some proprietary linux version that only works with software written specifically for it.
    • it must be open, so that I can download virtually any app and do ./configure ; make ; make install and have it working
    • data must be stored as XML, so that I can use perl / python / whatever to manipulate the data inside the PDA and not be forced into using some other person's idea of what an interface ought to look like.
    • it must be able to act as a full member of a network: supporting samba, nfs, ssh, http -- you name it -- to access files and serve them.
    • it's got to have a good X server
    • the whole thing is worthless without 802.11b/g support, of course
    • it's got to be small enough to serve as a wallet or fit in a pocket. The current Clie footprint is about as large as I can tolerate
    • battery life must be decent

    Anyone know of something like this?

  15. Re:Which ads on TiVo Data Collection Ramifications · · Score: 3, Funny

    "explosions and skin" -- you say that like it's a bad thing. Seriously, is there anything anyone needs to know about Charlie's Angels besides explosions & skin?

  16. Re:What other DVD rental services should I conside on Netflix Granted Patent on DVD Subscription Rentals · · Score: 1

    I was just reading the reviews of other sites at Start Raving Normal and the sad thing is, most of these services will dissapear now. I'm pretty sure that's not what the patent system is designed to accomplish.

  17. so in addition to a blowjob... on Truck Stops Get Wireless Internet · · Score: 0, Funny

    you can now see live webcam streams of blowjobs?

  18. can anyone explain what a web graph is? on Computing PageRank on your PC? · · Score: 1

    I get this from the article: "A set of flat codes, called Î codes, which are particularly suitable for storing web graphs (or, in general, integers with power-law distribution in a certain exponent range). The fact that these codes work well can be easily tested empirically, but we also try to provide a detailed mathematical analysis."

    Maybe it's my ADD. Maybe it's my inherent dumbassedness... but I can't grok that.

    So what is a web graph? How is that related to PageRank? If I download all this data, what the hell do I use it for?

  19. If you think this sucks... on Apple Sued Over Unix Trademark · · Score: 1

    here's the contact information for the Open Group...

    http://www.opengroup.org/contacts/

  20. Re:Alternate options on Which Red Hat Should Be Worn in the Enterprise? · · Score: 1

    you said "they do not recommend it for servers, simply because of the way portage behaves by default" -- Could you expand on that a little? I installed Gentoo and my thoughts were the opposite: for desktops, it's too much hassle, but for single one-off style servers it might be appropriate because of the easy customization. What does portage behave by default that makes it wrong for servers? And what did you do to work around it? I ask because I'm considering Gentoo a little bit for my organization.

  21. Re:considered the father of Linux? on Today's SCO News · · Score: 1

    no, I don't remember. Could you explain? Refresh my memory? Give a link or something?

  22. Re:mIRC on IRC Networks Unite in Fight Against Fizzer Worm · · Score: 5, Funny

    AH HA!

    That is compelling evidence, of course... the virus was written by Microsoft. Next week they plan to release Fizzer XP Service Pack 1 which will fix those issues.

  23. is $13,800 a lot of money? on Shuttle Politics · · Score: 1

    Am I misreading this chart? It shows Lockheed-Martin as the top contributor @ $13,800. I can't find anywhere that says "figures represent 100's of thousands of dollars" or "figures in millions" or anything like that.

    If a Congressman can be bought for a pissant sum like $13,800 that is truly scary.

    Of course... it's also possible that he's honest.

    nahhhh.

  24. Re:One Issue Not Contended... on Linux Desktop Myths Examined · · Score: 1

    "I would like to see some Win MCSE write a .bat script that could perform half the tasks my bash/perl script foo could handle." foo? I love that script. I agree, there's no possible way that windows can be as cool as foo.

  25. beautiful demonstration of slashdotting as revenge on SCO Threatens Red Hat and SuSE · · Score: 1

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