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TiVo Data Collection Ramifications

www.sharkdefense.com writes "Businessweek has an interesting article on a new TiVo technology which allows ad executives to see which ads are skipped on the DVRs. Thank goodness they still don't know if you went to the bathroom for a break or to the fridge. The article is an eye-opening read."

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  1. Blah Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Blah blah blah. So what if they know if you clicked on their ad or not? Web page banner companies have known this for years. It really doesn't matter.

    1. Re:Blah Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what if they know if you clicked on their ad or not? Web page banner companies have known this for years. It really doesn't matter.

      What ads? Ah..crap. I was just going to give you mt extensive junkbuster blockfile and then ran into this:

      Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 12.8). /. creeping ever closer to wankerville.

  2. You can't handle the truth! by bjschrock · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But it's not the holy grail for advertising agencies and media companies, which have built an industry around the idea of getting a shallow message to a broad audience rather than a tailored message to a narrower one,"

    So, let's see... Companies/organizations who sit between the producer and consumer, have made up their own rules and flimsy business model and don't like it when times change and require the business model to change. Where have I heard this before? *cough*RIAA*cough*
    I know this isn't the same thing, I just saw the similarity. Oh, and I didn't see in the article, were the better ads replayed? They were during the Super Bowl.

    Reality TV, news, and "event" programming such as the Oscars do significantly better at getting viewers to see the commercials.
    PLEASE tell me this doesn't mean more Reality TV shows!!! I can't handle it!!! They're replacing the somewhat-good shows that have survived so far.

    1. Re:You can't handle the truth! by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      Your absolutely right, fact is that if people really care about the quality of the programing they watch then they will pay for higher quality. If no one watches adverts anymore then companies should stop paying for them.

      Essentially good telly costs money and I am quite certain that every thing will sort itself out just fine.

    2. Re:You can't handle the truth! by thrillbert · · Score: 5, Funny

      PLEASE tell me this doesn't mean more Reality TV shows!!!

      Slashdot TV, Real geeks unequiped to deal with the real world. From the makers of Survivor!

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    3. Re:You can't handle the truth! by H310iSe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Prediction: to account for the possibility that people watching reality television are brain-dead and, while not forwarding through commercials, are not watching them exept to try and eat food that appears in some spots, Tivo has introduced a new on-demand service, interactive TV with links to live web chats on the current program bundled with TiVo-CU, the Tivo eye which scans the living room to record number of viewers and general state of consciousness. Video will automatically pixilate all faces.

      Next Month: Reality television shows based on Tivo-cu footage are found to have the highest advirtising watch-thru.

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    4. Re:You can't handle the truth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, that might be cool. They could pick posts and then pit the posters against one another in a battle to the death (it's reality TV after all). They could offer fantistic prizes to the winners like karma, mod-points, and other assorted /. candy. On second though, no ...

    5. Re:You can't handle the truth! by sbillard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Networks and producers love the Reality TV craze. No high-priced actors, no writers. Just a bunch of everyday people.
      I don't get it though... Reality as seen through my TV? No thanks. I've got enough drama in my own reality. Really now.

    6. Re:You can't handle the truth! by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Reality TV, news, and "event" programming such as the Oscars do significantly better at getting viewers to see the commercials.

      Hell, we alreay know that reality TV viewers will watch _anything_ - why are you surpriised that they are watching the adds too? It's probably of better quality than the programme itself!

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    7. Re:You can't handle the truth! by dbrutus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's more likely that the decent shows will be sponsored instead of saturated with ads. Firefly, brought to you by Preparation H!

      Seriously, good entertainment will always draw an audience and audiences will always draw advertisers. If broadband continues to get rolled out, we could see TVoIP with advertisers taking an international market campaign sponsoring programs on the net.

      That's the beauty of capitalism. It eventually dethrones the most entrenched incumbents as they continue to foul up. You just can't predict how and when.

    8. Re:You can't handle the truth! by iabervon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Reality TV, news, and "event" programming are even less interesting that the worst of the ads. No, wait, the news is more interesting, but people don't watch it delayed, so they can't skip ads.

      I certainly hope they're going to account for people who show the show as well as the commercials. Of course, there's nothing they can do about accounting for people who aren't paying any attention to the TV because they just want background noise while they play chess.

    9. Re:You can't handle the truth! by hawkbug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sadly, this will become a bad thing for consumers I think. How? Well, for starters, companies like Nike or whoever will stop paying extreme amounts of cash for stupid commericials nobody cares about anyway. The only commercials that I would expect to work and be worth it are late night fast food commercials. I can't even begin to count the number of times where I hopped in the car for some Taco Bell because I saw a chalupa on tv at 1 am. So, if the ad revenue stops coming, 1 of 2 things will happen:

      1) TV degrades - actors get paid less (more realistic salaries for once) and tv execs can't live like kings anymore, while the consumer isn't affected a bit.

      or

      2) Your Cable/DirecTV bill doubles per month over a 2 year period, or whatever it takes for the money-hungry-whores to be happy again.

    10. Re:You can't handle the truth! by netringer · · Score: 1
      TiVo-CU, the Tivo eye which scans the living room to record number of viewers and general state of consciousness.
      You think you're making that up? Uh-uh!

      I consulted at a research center where they developed that very thing. They started with a CCTV camera that hooked up to a computer with face recognition software so it knew when Mom, Dad, Junior, or Rex the family dog was in front of the T&V.

      Just like with this TiVo data, I've heard that since they deployed the "people meters" the networks - who pay the bills for the TV ratings research - are screaming foul because it shows how few bodies are actually in front of the monitored TVs. They don't want to take the drop in they get from the ratings households = viewer formula they've used up to now.

      They really can't handle the truth getting in the way of the cash cow they've had up to now. They want the good cash flow for the erroneous data over the risk of losing it with realistic data. More bodies = more $$$, Nobody wants to hear that there are fewer bodies.

      The result as I heard it is that that the people meters are in very few homes - they're just an experiment you know.

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    11. Re:You can't handle the truth! by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      heh,

      "Our contestants today are 'spunkmaster fresh', 'Anonymous Coward' and, er... 'Anonymous Coward'

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    12. Re:You can't handle the truth! by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

      Reality TV, news, and "event" programming such as the Oscars do significantly better at getting viewers to see the commercials.
      PLEASE tell me this doesn't mean more Reality TV shows!!! I can't handle it!!!


      That would be a naive reading. I'd read it more like: the only reason dull trash like "reality TV" was on, was because people had left the blather-box running, as wallpaper. Both program and advert were being ignored - hence, nobody bothered to fforward through the ads.

    13. Re:You can't handle the truth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Being above the rest in the television caste system still leaves you a turd in the gutter.

    14. Re:You can't handle the truth! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0
      Commercial advertisers are doing a terrible job. According to this site, commercials are a dead place.

      Some choice quotes:

      "All the 'watchers' in my front room agreed that Budweiser should NEVER be purchased by any self-respecting woman."
      "These advertisers and their ad agencies' personnel apparently do not include this consumer in their demographics, for they failed to communicate with me at all."
      All in all, a stinging rebuke to the commercial producers.
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    15. Re:You can't handle the truth! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I can't believe ANYONE watched ANY commercials at all...I rarely if ever watch live tv anymore since Tivo...and I 30 skip repeatedly till through all the commercials.

      Even on the rare occasions I watch live, I often pause for awhile before sitting down..so, that it is still time-shifted...and I skip the commercials then too...

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    16. Re:You can't handle the truth! by Aadain2001 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd actually watch that.

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    17. Re:You can't handle the truth! by unixbugs · · Score: 1

      I guess Preparation H wouldn't place well in the middle of an episode of Barney.

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    18. Re:You can't handle the truth! by amuro98 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "or"?

      I think you mean "and".

      Anyways, if the companies find out I always skip car commercials, maybe they'd figure out a way to customize the ads I *DO* see. I will actually stop to watch an ad that looks interesting (is about a product I'm interested in.) But 99% of the ads on TV are either for junk I have no interest in (cars, beer, cellphones, makeup, maxipads...) and have been run so many times, they're just downright obnoxious.

      If they want my eyeballs, they're going to have to earn them.

    19. Re:You can't handle the truth! by Tingler · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd actually watch that.

      But would you watch the commercials?

    20. Re:You can't handle the truth! by sdpinpdx · · Score: 1

      No, wait, the news is more interesting, but people don't watch it delayed, so they can't skip ads.

      I watch all my news delayed unless I discover there's something currently happening that I care about. Why would I want to be constrained by a schedule for news any more than I am for any other show?

      It's nice to be able to treat a news show like a magazine, and flip past the stories I don't care about. I've come to really appreciate the table of contents at the beginning of 60 Minutes and Now.

    21. Re:You can't handle the truth! by sdpinpdx · · Score: 1

      I tried the 30s skip mode, but found I can actually get to the end of the commercials faster without it. I also found the overshoot on the 30s advance annoying. I was either missing the beginning of a sentence in the show, or listening to the tail of some annoying commercial. I'd rather watch the junk fly by in silence.

      Once in a great while an interesting image comes by in FF mode, and I actually stop and watch the commercial (usually for movies, or other TV shows). Just like flipping through a magazine.

    22. Re:You can't handle the truth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That would actually be a good, educational show for some of us who don't get out much!

      I'd like to know:

      • How/when do I pay for drinks in a bar? before or after?
      • What should I do if a hot chick asks me a question?
      • At a restaurant, how do I get the check if I'm too meek to draw attention to myself by shouting or raising my hand or making eye contact with the waitor?
      • How to dress. period.
      • How to dress for different occasions.
      • How to pretend to be a successful badboy jerk to get chicks.
      • What to do on a date without giving social awkwarkness.
    23. Re:You can't handle the truth! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they figure out which ads the *viewers* deem worth watching, and begin producing ads that are more to our tastes.

      BTW, only a small percentage of actors get paid whopping salaries. When I was in the business (1985-1990ish) an average small speaking part on series TV paid about $1000 per episode (normally a 6 to 8 day shoot), which was decent money but hardly unrealistic for the hours you put in. And most career actors only work a couple times a month.

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    24. Re:You can't handle the truth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean phonesex ads?

    25. Re:You can't handle the truth! by Artifex · · Score: 1
      I'd actually watch that.


      A true slashdotter would never bother to learn the story, but would be happy to opine about it afterwards in the discussion board tie-in.

      Most of the advertising should therefore be done on the board.

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    26. Re:You can't handle the truth! by jarrell · · Score: 1
      No, but what you're probably going to see is an evolution of the way they do ads. Instead of breaks every N minutes for 2-3 minutes of non-program commercials, you'll probably have fewer seperae commercials, and a lot of on-screen crap. In addition to the ever-present bug in the corner, you'll have the bottom 1/8th of the screen constantly filled with product ads and commercials. Some of the cable channels have been doing full-blown animations and eye catchs for other programs that are frickin HUGE, and very *not* transparent. Now imagine those as product ads. A pepsi can dances onto the bottom of your screen, and "pepsi: choice of an ad-loving generation" appears. Heck, map them to product tie ins. Someone drinks a pepsi on screen, and a pepsi ad drops into the bottom.

      I'm waiting for them to realize tha once a large number of homes have wide screen tvs that they can continue producing and airing 4:3 programming, but to those higher income "we got a $3000 tv" send out the 16:9 signal, with a 4:3 image in the middle, and commercials running non stop down either edge.

    27. Re:You can't handle the truth! by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of things like CNN or various nightly news programs. 60 Minutes is a significantly different show, and it makes sense to delay that. (A news show versus "the news", which implies to me the whole "live on the scene" thing; you could watch it a bit delayed to avoid the commercials, but it's not like you're going to record it and watch last night's news in the morning instead of the morning news program with more recent information)

    28. Re:You can't handle the truth! by sdpinpdx · · Score: 1

      Like the BBC World News, and the CBC news that's on every half hour? My TiVo always has the most recent instance of these stored (minus collisions with higher priority shows).

      CNN headline news isn't terribly TiVo friendly, since their scheduled shows are 3 hours long (last time I checked). Besides the space issue, this enures that it collides with something more important.

      Obviously if I was interested in a lot of things reported live this wouldn't work. I find I rarely care about these. Most of it is some guy standing in front of a building telling you what already happened or what might happen RSN. It seems like filler to me. Worse, for something like CNN HN, you have to sit through a bunch of irrelevant hunam interest (style, entertainment "news", etc.) crap that I would FF through if it were stored.

      Local news is the same way. Theer's the very occasional relevant local new story, but most of it is about some mostly irrelevant court case, or teh latest escapades of people who might be on COPS soon. I keep one instance of a couple of these too (I'd do them all, but I only have 2 tuners in that TiVo), but mostly so when someone I know says they were on TV, I can go look for the relevant 5 seconds. Our local news (Portland, Oregon) is almost all fluff.

      I think for me what's important isn't urgent, and what's urgent isn't important. Delaying news by 4-12 hours almost always has no effect. Two things I've watched live in the last several years are 9/11, and the Iraq invasion. I guess what I want is a video newspaper, so that's what I have. And it gets recycled automatically without cluttering up my kitchen table.

    29. Re:You can't handle the truth! by hawkbug · · Score: 1

      Well, as far as finding ads that I would actually watch... I don't think so. The whole reason I tivo a TV show like the West Wing is so I can watch it in 30 minutes instead of 60, so regardless of what commericals they put in there, I can promise I won't watch a single one.

    30. Re:You can't handle the truth! by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I personally find news.google.com to be better for finding relevant news. 9/11 is the only TV news I've watched in the last several years; after that, I just went online, where you can find a wider variety of sources, which are generally at most a couple of hours old, and you don't have to wade through the fluff. (I also, actually, listen to NPR, but that's in the interesting coverage of current events, not breaking news, category; plus I'm listening to it in the car).

      When you watch news delayed, do you skip more of the commercials or the program?

    31. Re:You can't handle the truth! by sdpinpdx · · Score: 1

      I skip almost all of the commercials, so by percentage they win (nearly 100%, versus some much smaller fraction).

      I don't really know how much of the show I skip on average. Depends on the show. I skip almost all sports except some racing news. The specific European or Canadian business stuff is interesting in the abstract sometimes, but I usually skip most of that (I have no investments there). I suppose by minutes skipped, the news shows might come close to the commercials (averaged over a week's worth of news watching).

      Perhaps I should be ashamed to admit this, but I do skip past some of the stories about the particularly hopeless situations in the world when little seems to have changed since the day before. It seems unlikely that the latest account of these repeated events will increase my understand of why they're still happening, or how they might be stopped. For that I'm be better off looking for a more in-depth treatment; be that in another show, online, or (shudder) on paper somewhere.

      During the Iraq invasion, I flipped back and forth between CNN and MSNBC (each buffered from a separate tuner in one DirecTiVo) skipping everything that was an obvious repeat and stopping for some of the talking heads that had something interesting to say once before to see if they were just repeating themselves. [This was mostly a waste of time, but what's that old line about intermittent or very occasional positive reinforcement being the best motivator. At least for rats.] When I caught up to realtime and they were just repeating themselves waiting for something to happen, I'd go back to the web.

      During 9/11 I had two analog TiVos with one tuner each, and didn't record so much news. Flipping between two news streams was harder. I tended to just channel-surf in realtime the old fashined way. I did go back and look for programs recorded before I knew anything was going on (I didn't find out until I looked at Slashdot that morning) to see if they'd been interrupted by the news (many were, but didn't contain anything I hadn't already seen or heard in later broadcasts).

  3. Luckily by MC68040 · · Score: 1

    this technology is far from popular where I live. But it's really odd in one way, do all advertisers actually belive that people will sit and look at their ads when they can get some more coke?

    It gotta be more a 'pay per hit' in the same style as web ads often are today, they pay a whole bag of money and get the ads included. And I mean, even if they get the stats all they can do is _maybe_ sue some company, you still won't see the ads. /040

    1. Re:Luckily by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      this technology is far from popular where I live. But it's really odd in one way, do all advertisers actually belive that people will sit and look at their ads when they can get some more coke?

      Maybe they're interested in how many people hit the pause butto to go to the bathroom 2 hours after they show a Taco Bell commercial. Statistically they could tie this directly to taco sales and increase revenue through more targetted advertising. "Statistics show that people are more likely to buy Taco Bell if we show the commercial during TNN's Ren and Stimpy block Sir."

    2. Re:Luckily by patchmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      I recall reading somewhere that 30-40 years ago, before there were 187 cable/satellite channels, the operators of the New York City water system could tell with a high degree of accuracy how many people were watching which shows by comparing water flow with the timing of commercials. A minute or so after a hit show went to commercial there would be a huge surge in water demand as all the toilets started flushing.

    3. Re:Luckily by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      Advertisers simply pay to get their ads on the air X times a day, during certain hours or shows.

      Using Neilsons data (which is already biased) they can get some idea of how many are watching the show, but that doesn't translate into people watching the ad due to Tivo/VCR, or just getting a snack while the commercial is on.

      Collecting the data from your Tivo about the ads you pass over vs. "watch" (ie. don't skip) could be useful for the advertisers to hopefully make BETTER ads or run more different ads.

      Personally, I don't have a problem with this. If the advertisers don't like the fact I don't want to watch ads about cars, too bad. Give me ads for stuff I DO want and maybe I'll watch more ads.

  4. The part they don't by davidm25 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    mention is when your commericial is cool enought that I watch it but I still can't remember what the heck your advertising.

    1. Re:The part they don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't remember because they weren't talking to you, they were talking to your brain stem. All they need to do is get your heart rate up for a second or two while getting their message across. /You/ might not remember it but that doesn't matter because the learning process doesn't always require your participation.

    2. Re:The part they don't by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      and it rarely if ever changes my buying behavior

    3. Re:The part they don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I see you're immune to behavior modification. Not going to get into your head, no siree!

      Science has known what makes you twitch for a hundred years.

      And has been working on it ever since.

      Human behavior is predicatable, modifiable, and plastic. You're a fool if you let them have their way with your mind under the flimsy assumption you're somehow superior and are unneffected.

    4. Re:The part they don't by amuro98 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've watched 1000s of beer ads, and while I may remember the names of the beer, none of them make me want buy a beer, or make me want to try a different brand of beer. In fact, I HATE BEER!

      Other commercials, like Verizon's innane "can you hear me now?" idiocy just make me HATE Verizon (and cell phones in general.) Good job, Verizon! I'll never forget your name, and I'll never become one of your customers.

      In fact that's pretty much my reaction to most ads - instead of convincing me to buy or even consider the product, I end up hating the product/company instead because they won't leave me alone and subject me to boring ads which are run every 5 minutes....

    5. Re:The part they don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you insist you're immune from behavior modification?

      Answer this honestly: What is priceless?

      Behavior modification is not some foreign object that's forcibly placed in the brain. It's a utilization of the mind's predictable methods for interacting with the world to produce a desired result. Say you have a pool of water in a sandbox. Say you wanted to get that water to move in a certain direction? You might draw your finger through the sand and the water will do the only thing it knows how to. You're not as simple as water but as a human being you posses a mind that is predictable enough that in certain circumstances, it can be directed just like the water in the sandbox. It just takes a finger that knows what buttons to press.

      You have no other choice but associate things in your world according to how they are cast upon your sensorium. You are a machine in this regard. While it may not make you into a stereotypical automaton with your arms sticking out, it will subtract from your free will as your mind accumulates associations intentionally designed to make you think about certain things during certain times.

      I ask you again, what is priceless? In this world your free will is a limited resource. Is it worthwhile to sacrifice even a small amount in exchange for low quality fiction?

      I'm not saying to shut your eyes and block out everything. Just be aware that there are people who know how your mind works, and their use of that knowledge may not be for your benefit.

    6. Re:The part they don't by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      What in the world does any of that have to do with the fact that the commercials exist for 2 reasons: 1: To get you to buy stuff. 2: Brand recognition.

      While they can accomplish #2 easily, 99.99% of all commercials I see utterly fail to accomplish #1.

      You could show me a billion award winning golfball commercials, and while I might remember each and every second of each and every ad, I guarantee that I'm not going to go out and buy golfballs because I don't golf.

      Even if it is a product that I would consider buying, most ads are so awful they turn my stomach. An example of this is the horrid-beyond-words ad campaign for the DVD release of Star Wars Episode 2, which featured the tagline "Yoda man" while showing Yoda fighting with his light saber.

      Meanwhile, the other ads, of which I have no interest in, continue run again and again and again. What was cute, amusing or at least tolerable the first time you saw it quickly becomes tired, boring, and repulsive. I don't think companies would want "repulsive" associated with them or their product...

  5. Which ads by xyrw · · Score: 5, Funny

    which ads are skipped on the DVRs

    All of them?

    1. Re:Which ads by davidm25 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sure you skip all of them but the question is which ones do you rewind to watch. I have noticed that hot chicks tend to do the trick for me.:) And movies commericials. Of course movies are one of the few products out there where the commericials actually tell you something usefull about the product rather than trying to convince you that buying a product will make you a cooler person.

    2. Re:Which ads by Tyrdium · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Of course movies are one of the few products out there where the commericials actually tell you something usefull about the product rather than trying to convince you that buying a product will make you a cooler person.

      Actually, I've noticed that trailers seem to be getting less and less descriptive. One of the ads for Terminator 3 that I watched told absolutely nothing about the plot. It was essentially the WB logo melting and reforming into a bar thingy, which then morped into a T in which the number 3 was cut.

    3. Re:Which ads by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      Anyone seen the Charlies Angels - Full Throttle commercials? It's just a blurring collage of explosions and skin. I love it, but it tells you precisely nothing about the movie beyond the presence of explosions and skin.

      Kintanon

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    4. Re:Which ads by bongoras · · Score: 3, Funny

      "explosions and skin" -- you say that like it's a bad thing. Seriously, is there anything anyone needs to know about Charlie's Angels besides explosions & skin?

    5. Re:Which ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter. If you're dumb enough to watch a lot of television, might as well watch the commercials too. Kind of like scraping the dirt and flies off a hot dog you found on the ground to enhance it's flavor.

      Bon appetite!

    6. Re:Which ads by IMarvinTPA · · Score: 1

      hmm, funny. From the reviews I have read, that sounds pretty much like the plot. Perhaps some emperical data needs to be collected...

      IMarv

    7. Re:Which ads by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      And you need to know what else about Charlies Angels to get the entire point of the movie?

    8. Re:Which ads by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      I'll watch a ad that looks funny once.. maybe twice... but then 99% of commercials that i find funny loose thier Haha value after 2-3 viewings.. Ever remember Ad Critic before it became a subscription service? Dunno what the free account is like there now... but if it takes moe than 30 seconds to fill in bogus info about me to get a free subscription or see if they offer such a thing then I am outta there...

      But here you had a Website where the Core content was commercials.. This thier biggest problem was bandwidth... But they should have Tweaked some ears as that site used to be highly popular.. I used to visit it quite a bit in my spare time to see what new funny commercials are out that I haven't seen yet cause my social life was cutting too much into Boob Tube time.

      Really wonder what some of the advert execs think though... pretty much everyone gets up to get a drink/goto the bathroom/make a quick few phone calls/Check to see how supper is cooking.. There is a Million things people do during commercial breaks... (ooops! I forgot to add.. The nice litle 30 second skip button or the good ole fast forward are pretty big commercial break past-times too)...

      But I would guesstimate that recording stats of who is skipping what commercials would need to be removing vital detail that they would need to collect... Do they know if your home alone or with company.. what kinda company... Are you skipping the commercial cause its a chick commercial and your a guy.. Blah Blah Blah.. Millions of Good reasons why you would want to skip a commrcial... But that detail will get lost and suddenly we will have a new generation of commercials that are still trying to be general and broad for everyone but its based on stats lacking proper detail. (everyone commercial will have a fgamilt with 2.4 kids in it. Blah Blah Blah)... Gimmie a Break... Commercials need to be as interesting as the show thier spot appears in...

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    9. Re:Which ads by notque · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure you skip all of them but the question is which ones do you rewind to watch. I have noticed that hot chicks tend to do the trick for me.:)

      Great, every ad will now how hot chicks.

      Oh wait...

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    10. Re:Which ads by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      Heh, true. I'm going to see it at a matinee tommorow just for the explosions and skin, and as I mentioned I love the ad.

      Kintanon

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    11. Re:Which ads by Bakaneko · · Score: 1

      This is, in many ways, a good thing. I've found extended previews usually give too MUCH away in recent years. The Harry Potter extended previews in particular have been guilty of this.

    12. Re:Which ads by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1
      Actually, I've noticed that trailers seem to be getting less and less descriptive
      That's not necessarily a bad thing. I'm glad the T3 and Matrix Revolutions trailers didn't give away much in the way of plot.

      On the other hand, for many of the trailers to which I'm subject in the theatre I can immediately tell that they put all the best material in the trailer and thus I don't need to see the movie.

    13. Re:Which ads by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > "explosions and skin" -- you say that like it's a bad thing. Seriously, is there anything anyone needs to know about Charlie's Angels besides explosions & skin?

      For that matter, is there anything we want to know about the T3 movie other than explosions and hot robot skin? :)

    14. Re:Which ads by anonymous+loser · · Score: 1

      If they change ads to make me want to watch them, that's fine by me.

      What would be cool is to develop ads that convey a concise "summary" message if they are viewed with fast-forward on, and a more detailed message if viewed in realtime.

    15. Re:Which ads by puppet10 · · Score: 1

      Which extended previews? You mean the books?

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    16. Re:Which ads by compjma · · Score: 1

      Sweet, that's just what car commercials need to liven them up.

    17. Re:Which ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cleavage or lots of skin in the first few seconds and the last few seconds -- best way known to get me to rewind and watch a commercial.

    18. Re:Which ads by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      That was the initial teaser trailer they showed about a year ago.

      The last trailer I saw for T3 in theaters basically summarized the entire movie, from start to finish - including several high profile FX shots, and undoubtedly some spoilers.

      Good show! Now I don't have to pay $10 and spend 2 hours watching the movie!

    19. Re:Which ads by Bakaneko · · Score: 1

      Well, only if you read them, but no, I'm talking about the 2 minute or longer previews, such as those shown before a movie starts.

      I figured somebody would bring up the books, so I probably should have picked a better example. But I can always count on Slashdot to bring out the smart asses before the smart people.

  6. The proper time for breaks by shlong · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thank goodness they still don't know if you went to the bathroom for a break or to the fridge.

    I think the point that we all are missing is that we should be watching TV for the ads and taking our breaks during the filler (a.k.a. the actual show). At least, that's the way to be a good consumer.

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    1. Re:The proper time for breaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you should build a toilet into your seat, and place a fridge not more then 2 feet away.

    2. Re:The proper time for breaks by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      A lot of ads really are better than the shows they support. I personally thing this is Darwinian. If people are actively looking for your ad to watch it then you can just ignore the whole TIVO "problem" and sit back and collect your cash.

      TW

    3. Re:The proper time for breaks by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      I often find the ads more entertaining than the shows. Then again, I often don't buy the things I see advertised. In fact, the things I'm most likely to buy are the things I either don't see advertised, or that I wouldn't watch the ad for anyway, like infomercial kind of stuff. I never CALL NOW FOR THIS INCREDIBLE OFFER, but when I see that stuff in stores it's usually at least interesting to me.

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    4. Re:The proper time for breaks by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      No, that's not right... you might miss a product placement.

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    5. Re:The proper time for breaks by DustMagnet · · Score: 1
      The version 5.0 of the ReplayTV software has exactly what you want. It is possible to flip the way Comercial Advance works. Normally CA automatically skips commercials, but it can be set to only skip the "filler".

      I'm not sure I've got the pattern right, check AVS forum for the exact pattern. Play/Pause, slow, slow, slow, CA.

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    6. Re:The proper time for breaks by patchmaster · · Score: 1

      I think the obvious answer is televisions in the bathroom and kitchen.

  7. This can only lead to one thing.... by macshune · · Score: 2, Funny

    better ads!!! Woohoo! Now when I visit the relatives they'll make me laugh with their epic stories of this funniest commerial or that one with the dog!!! Yeah! Go TiVo!


    ..end sarcasm...

  8. All we need next is ... by Professor+D · · Score: 5, Insightful
    A multiple-choice box for _why_ the commercial was skipped or watched.

    +4 "funny!"

    -2 "A feminine hygene product during the Superbowl is seriously OT!"

    1. Re:All we need next is ... by gearheadsmp · · Score: 2

      Don't forget the PreperationH ads during the 5:30 (Central) network news shows. Just hearing the word "PreperationH" while I'm about to eat dinner makes me want to puke.

    2. Re:All we need next is ... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Funny
      A multiple-choice box for _why_ the commercial was skipped or watched.

      Advertising Executive: "21% wrote in CowBoyNeal? Who TF is CowBoyNeal?"

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    3. Re:All we need next is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I found this comment very funny. Why in the world was it modded "insightful" though?

      Which leads to the next question... would Tivo ad ratings cause the ad agencies to complain of "mods on crack"?

    4. Re:All we need next is ... by dekashizl · · Score: 1

      This post got good moderation: 50% funny, 50% insightful. It is funny, but it's a great idea too!

      It would be so easy to pull it off, since the mechanism for uploading data from set top boxes (PPV purchases) exists, the I/O loop exists (remote/box/screen), and it would help people stop getting commercials for douches that they'll never buy.

      There is an issue of privacy in that perhaps you don't want "the man" knowing so much about your preferences, but if it's opt-in, then it's up to each consumer to determine if they want custom-tailored ads or douche ads. I know which side I stand on.

    5. Re:All we need next is ... by Bakaneko · · Score: 1

      Maybe TiVo just needs to allow Thumbing Up and Down individual commercials. That would be some real feedback.

      Of course, if you're sitting there rating every commercial that goes by, I seriously hope someone comes in the room, grabs you bodily, and throws your butt outside every once in a while.

    6. Re:All we need next is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truly funny posts are always insightful. Humor requires insight.

    7. Re:All we need next is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do Pepto Bismol ads make you want to shit?

    8. Re:All we need next is ... by patchmaster · · Score: 1

      Ad moderation! What a concept! But who'll do the ad metamoderation?

    9. Re:All we need next is ... by Froobly · · Score: 1

      Actually, wasn't that one of the original Tivo ads? They show Joe Montana and Ronnie Lott about to apply a dollop of white goo to the "affected area," cutting away to the message, "Tivo, watch what you want, skip the rest."

      All in all, Tivo had some of the best ads I've seen in a long time.

    10. Re:All we need next is ... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Remember those Eveready battery commercials (with the pink bunny who "keeps going and going") that were split into two parts? Some other company's commercial was run between the two parts.

      One time the commercial in the middle was for -- are you sitting down? -- Ex-Lax.

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    11. Re:All we need next is ... by fuzdout · · Score: 1

      Eveready battery ?

      You boo-boo'd. Energizer Battery :)

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    12. Re:All we need next is ... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That's when you keep beating and beating him... :)

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    13. Re:All we need next is ... by fuzdout · · Score: 1

      Nope. That's the Masochist Bunny

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  9. Ugh by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Certain genres are "stickier" than others"

    Are they talking about Skinimax and the Playboy Channel?

  10. Gates... 1984... TiVo... by w3weasel · · Score: 1

    And what is it that is NOT happening again?

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  11. I like this kind of data collection by kawika · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As long as it's statistical it will tell advertisers a lot. As the article mentions, it's not something the broadcasters want to hear. But if advertisers knew the best time to show ads, maybe we wouldn't get tampon ads during dinner.

    1. Re:I like this kind of data collection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, maybe if you didn't watch TV whilst stuffing your face with mac & cheese you'd have time to work out your aversion to the workings of the female body.

      Get over it!

    2. Re:I like this kind of data collection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe you should tear yourself away from the damn TV for the 15 minutes you're eating dinner!

    3. Re:I like this kind of data collection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think one day there'll be a tampon ad which hasn't had all the red removed from it. Everytime one comes on I feel like I should give my TV a whack to try and get the red gun working again.

    4. Re:I like this kind of data collection by JoeBuck · · Score: 1

      It's not about the best time to show ads, it's about the ads. If you're a heterosexual man, aren't you going to watch the beer commercial with the wrestling babes? Over and over? :-)

    5. Re:I like this kind of data collection by hyfe · · Score: 1

      I think a far more common approach to the 'having to watch distastefull commercials during dinner'-problem is to turn off the tv and talk....

      atleast rather than you spending dinner all bitter and sour..

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    6. Re:I like this kind of data collection by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I think a far more common approach to the 'having to watch distastefull commercials during dinner'-problem is to turn off the tv and talk.... atleast rather than you spending dinner all bitter and sour..

      For some families, talking during dinner leads to sour bitterness, in which case, it's better to have the TV on. And then of course there are all those americans living alone: Elderly people living alone comprise close to 30.5 percent of all older households, with women accounting for almost 78 percent of all elderly people living alone. (AARP's Public Policy Institute, "Elderly People Who Live Alone" Fact Sheet) and "...there are 27.2 million householders who live alone." (Hooray for the internet, the most powerful library of the world has ever seen. Alexandria can blow me.)

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    7. Re:I like this kind of data collection by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      What this also tells the advertisers is that 30 seconds of no-content sales pitches don't work, but nobody's going to fast forward when Brooke Burns calls the clock on Dog Eat Dog the "NetZero Countdown Timer".

      Keep it small and unintrusive and we'll put up with you, sponsors.

    8. Re:I like this kind of data collection by Jad+LaFields · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen that show, but somehow that seems even more intrusive. When a commercial comes on, I know that its going to try to sell me a product. But when I watch a TV show, I'm watching it for the story, or the jokes, or men hurting themselves for my amusement, not to be sold a product.

      Now I have no problem with a character picking up a Coke or specifically driving a BMW, but "the NetZero Countdown Timer"? That's just annoying, and I'm really unlikely to remember it as well. It's not even showing me a product. A least when the guy gets in the BMW I can say "Hey, that's a nice car, I should go buy one" ... or more likely say "I wish I could afford one..." =)

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    9. Re:I like this kind of data collection by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      It's well-placed in the show, in that it's the name of the clock used to time Fear Factor-ish stunts. NetZero's logo then appears at that point and remains on the screen next to the clock. The show also features the Circuit City Big Screen used for all visual games...

      It's kind of like how on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Regis always asked AT&T to connect the contestant with their Phone-A-Friend friend and AT&T stays up for the duration of the call.

    10. Re:I like this kind of data collection by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " As long as it's statistical it will tell advertisers a lot. As the article mentions, it's not something the broadcasters want to hear. But if advertisers knew the best time to show ads, maybe we wouldn't get tampon ads during dinner."

      But keep in mind the agencies don't necessarily want it either, because then their clients get quantitative data......and they can say.....we don't want to pay you, because you did not meet our goals.

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  12. uhm... by Artemis+P.+Fonswick · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Businessweek has an interesting article on a new TiVo technology which allows ad executives to see which ads are skipped on the DVRs.

    Maybe this just means we won't have to sit through crappy commericials anymore because the companies can now figure out what the public (dis)likes. It's not like they're stealing your credit card numbers or anything...

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    1. Re:uhm... by Servo · · Score: 1

      See, that's what targeted marketing is about. We all hate getting advertisements that we don't need/want/etc. But being able to see what new products/services are out there is also good. A win-win situation for both consumers and advertisers.

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    2. Re:uhm... by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 0

      It's not like they're stealing your credit card numbers or anything...

      But now they've got phones that buy things for you...

  13. How much does this actually help? by Defender2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One would think that 98% of the people who have DVRs would end up skipping all of the ads they've recorded. After all, that's half the purpose of getting a DVR in the first place, isn't it?

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    1. Re:How much does this actually help? by dougmc · · Score: 1
      After all, that's half the purpose of getting a DVR in the first place, isn't it?
      Not quite half. 30% maybe.

      However, as a previous poster suggested, some commercials I find myself watching again. And like him, commercials with a pretty girl or for a cool looking movie often get watched again by me.

      Still, I appreciate being able to fast forward through commercials, even if I don't actually do it. If Tivo ever changes things so I cannot (either because somebody pays them to do so, or some (stupid) law requires it), I'll probably switch to a computer recording things rather than my Tivo.

    2. Re:How much does this actually help? by KMitchell · · Score: 1
      That's true for programming that you're watching delayed, but as the article noted, certain programming tends to be watched live even by people with PVRs. I hate watching hockey delayed on my Replay box and once you're back to "live" programming, you're back to watching the commercials...


      What is likely to happen from this kind of research (if PVRs really get big) is that ad time for sports and "must-see" "talk about around the water cooler the next morning" programming will become really pricey and everything else will drop.


      --Ken

    3. Re:How much does this actually help? by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      certain programming tends to be watched live even by people with PVRs.

      I can understand this with sports, as it is too easy to get spoilers for sports by just flipping through channels. Plus, you want the ability to call your buddy on the phone and say, "Did you see that play?"

      But reality TV? What is the urgency in watching it NOW as opposed to waiting 15 minutes so you can watch it delayed? Do you call your buddies and say, "I can't believe they voted her off the island." Even if you did, if you start the show at 8:15 instead of 8:00, you still get to finish the show at about the same time it happens "live.

      And news? I think that would be the perfect program for TiVo. I can skip the stories I think are stupid fluff and watch the news that is important to me.

    4. Re:How much does this actually help? by W2IRT · · Score: 1

      Do any of the TiVO competitors collect such data? I'm looking at a PVR this summer, but I'll be damned if I'm going to support one that spams my personal viewing habbits if another does not.

      Any of you PVR-addicts up ont he differences between the services?

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    5. Re:How much does this actually help? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      TiVo lets you opt out, FWIW. People have watched the streams to make sure they're opted out - so far, so good. FWIW, they don't really spam your "personal" viewing habits. They're sold in aggregate form.

      Regarding the differences.. the two I know of:

      TiVo - In business for the forseeable future.
      ReplayTV - Sued, sued, and more sued, and bankrupt I think.

    6. Re:How much does this actually help? by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      I don't think Replay is dead, but their new owners have announced that future versions of ReplayTV will have the commercial auto-skip feature removed, as well as the ability to upload a program to another ReplayTV unit over the network.

      IMHO, ReplayTV just lobotimized themselves. Those were the only features that made them competitive with Tivo.

      Do yourself a favor, buy a Tivo, opt-out of the collection stuff if you want, and be happy.

  14. I'd be alright with this... by bazabba · · Score: 4, Interesting

    if the Ad companies that save/make money off of this technology paid for my monthly service fee.

  15. What for ? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

    a new TiVo technology which allows ad executives to see which ads are skipped on the DVRs

    Do they need a new TiVo technology to know that all ads are skipped ?

    It's like if my email client told bulk marketers which spam I didn't delete ...

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    1. Re:What for ? by egomaniac · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do they need a new TiVo technology to know that all ads are skipped ?

      I've had a TiVo for three years now, and I don't skip all ads. First, some shows are compelling enough that I watch them live, and am forced to suffer through ads as a result. Second, ads for products that I'm actually interested in are worth watching, as are genuinely funny and creative ads (I love the Jack in the Box Chipotle Chicken Sandwich commercial). Not all advertising is evil.

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    2. Re:What for ? by rthille · · Score: 1

      Not all the ads. My wife always gets pissed at me when I say, "wait wait, backup, I want to see that ad." Usually a movie ad for a movie I think I want to see. But there _are_ _some_ other good ads. Though, they don't seem to work very well, because I can't remember the brand of a single one of them! :-)

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    3. Re:What for ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RosCo! Them Duke boys ain't watchin my ads! Go git em!

      -Boss Hogg

    4. Re:What for ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you OK? You can actually enjoy suffering through a set of 7 commercals, at least 4 of them being commercials about prescriptions like Prilosec or Zocor! For me, They could improve the commercials by getting rid of the ones for drugs, because they have so much money they can air them 24/7 on all channels.

    5. Re:What for ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ad Exec at weekly meeting:
      "Ok our latest survey indicates the public is starting to break through the induced stupor of our Cortex Blaster(TM) method. We need to make them feel that commercials are in fact beneficial to them(hushed laughter in background), worth watching, and genuinly funny and creative. Secondly we need to project ourselves as being warm and sincere people, not evil reptiles, which is a logical conclusion due to our use of the medicine of psychology to bludgeon people into making decisions they wouldn't otherwise.(more laughter)"

      Glazed eyed person sits on couch, aging, while pages fly from the calander. One month later:

      Second, ads for products that I'm actually interested in are worth watching, as are genuinely funny and creative ads (I love the Jack in the Box Chipotle Chicken Sandwich commercial). Not all advertising is evil.

    6. Re:What for ? by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      That's NOT what he said...

      Like the original poster, I will watch an occasional ad - not the whole set. Even then, after I've seen the ad once or twice (max) I'll just skip it like all the other ads I already skip over.

      Most of the time, I blow through a show without watching a single commercial. If anything, advertisers are going to need to get a lot more creative with their ads if they want people to bother watching them.

    7. Re:What for ? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 3, Informative
      "I've had a TiVo for three years now, and I don't skip all ads. First, some shows are compelling enough that I watch them live, and am forced to suffer through ads as a result. Second, ads for products that I'm actually interested in are worth watching, as are genuinely funny and creative ads (I love the Jack in the Box Chipotle Chicken Sandwich commercial). Not all advertising is evil."

      Mod this up. There's a reason why AdCritic, the website that had a massive database of movieclips of commercials for free went under, and resurfaced as a subscription service. Its not because they weren't popular enough to make ends meet. Its because they were TOO popular, and couldn't afford the bandwidth/server space. People do want to see ads, just good creative ones.

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  16. Hackable? by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there some way to flip the evil bit and make it seem like I watch nothing but commercials?

    1. Re:Hackable? by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

      Do you really want them to think all commercials are watched? Wouldn't that encourage them to add more and longer commercials?

      What we really need is to strategically convince them when we watch commercials or not.

      Consider movies on broadcast TV. Did you ever notice how the first half of the movie is virtually commercial free, but the last 15 minutes of the movie is stretched over 40 minutes?

      We should try and convince them that we would only watch 2 minutes of commercials during a single break and then skip the rest. ALL commercials during the last 30 minutes of a movie should be considered "skipped". Any commercial that breaks up a scene should also be "skipped".

      Most importanlt, any commercial with Carrot Top should be "skipped".

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    2. Re:Hackable? by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

      Just watch the TV Guide Channel.

    3. Re:Hackable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I could watch those Halls Fruit Breezers commercials all day...

    4. Re:Hackable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sheep are huddled in the field while shepherd turns his back to watch other side of the flock:

      Sheep 1: Always herding us around!
      Sheep 2: Maybe if we eat only clover, he'll derive a message from the ground and do our bidding!
      Sheep 3: Great idea! We can control this situation.. Quick, #1, rub some poop in my fur. He won't miss that.

      Border collie runs up and bites sheep #2 in the ass. sheep 1, 2, and 3 fall into line, just like they always do
      .

      Television is not a domain from which you can be in control. It's not your game. It's the game of marketers and producers. You play their game, your role is the sheep. If you don't like being a sheep, don't watch. Buying some gadgets is not going to magically reverse roles and make you master of the game. It just makes you a sheep with some extra gadgets.

    5. Re:Hackable? by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      You've apparentally never tried Tivo or other DVR product...

      Skipping/fast forwarding through ads means a one hour show now only takes 40 minutes.

      Recording the show means you don't have to rush home to watch your favorite show that's on day X at time Y. Who cares? It'll be there when YOU - not the networks - want to watch it.

      In short, you only see what you want to see, when you want to see it.

    6. Re:Hackable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any commercial with carrot top should be rated:
      -2 unfunny
      -1 flamebait
      -1 troll
      -1 hideously ugly
      -1 umm, let's go with ugly again
      Total: an unheard of (AFAIK) -6

  17. Hmmm... by Tyrdium · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How do Neilsen (sp?) ratings work? I know that I generally change the channel during boring commercials, and I bet a lot of other people do, also. Does the TiVo have picture in picture? If it does, wouldn't that make it seem as though the person was watching the commercials while in reality watching something else? Or does it ignore the smaller picture?

    1. Re:Hmmm... by bazabba · · Score: 2, Informative

      How do Neilsen (sp?) ratings work?

      I thought the data for the neilsen ratings was gathered from set top boxes distributed by the neilsen company.

  18. What's the problem here? by Brento · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I really WISH the advertisers knew which ads I was skipping, and which ones make me rewind to see what exactly they were doing. There are some good ads out there that are hilarious - the first time I saw the "Stripperella" ads on TNN, for example, you'd better believe I backed the remote up. On the other hand, the guy with the polka-dotted suit needs to quit throwing his money away and get with the program....

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    1. Re:What's the problem here? by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      that's what focus groups and logic are for. It's pretty obvious which commercials people like. And if Mr. CEO NEEDS those statistics, they have focus groups.

      The problem, as you put it, is that most people on /. are ardently set against technology being used to infiltrate their privacy, especially when it offers benefits to those implimenting the technology and offers no real benefits for the end user.

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    2. Re:What's the problem here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aggregate information gathering only in this case, and has the benefit of keeping the service provider, TiVo, solvent.

    3. Re:What's the problem here? by schalliol · · Score: 1

      As long as they don't use it to somehow SPAM me with calls, snail mail or email, I couldn't care less if they know what I personally even watch, much less aggregate info. If they all figure out what I like, then perhaps I'll get ads I want to see, instead of the ones I don't....and shows too.

    4. Re:What's the problem here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked the tnn ad where the guys were in vegas and the younger one was getting a back rub. He was cute. I wish I could have seen all of him :)

    5. Re:What's the problem here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aggregate information gathering only in this case, and has the benefit of keeping the service provider, TiVo, solvent.

      Lot of this aggregate stuff being tossed around. Have some way of proving this without quoting Tivo marketing drek?

  19. Finally.. by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 2, Redundant
    ..This is the beginning of the end of that drunken orgy of dollars spent on broadcast TV..
    Good. I don't mind some advertising, but I'm not going to watch ads for things that I would never buy in a million years. Maybe if advertising start making better profits with more effective ads, they'll produce less ads.. *cough*.. *snort*..*mwahahahah!!!* Oh well, it sounded good in theory.
  20. It's a Good Thing by DASHSL0T · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If it helps advertisers understand what ads people watch and why then you will get better ads. Better ads = more ads people will watch. More ads people will watch will result in higher quality ads, ones that might actually provide information that is useful to you or even somewhat entertaining.

    This has to be better than the endless flood of mindless ads they shove at us now. As long as the information is only used in the aggregate, I see only positives from this.

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    1. Re:It's a Good Thing by drdale · · Score: 1

      What you may get, and indeed are aqlready starting to get, is fewer true ads and more product placements during TV shows. If the merchandising is tightly integrated with the entertainment, there is nothing to skip.

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      This post is dedicated to all of those /.ers who do not dedicate their posts to themselves.
    2. Re:It's a Good Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THis is actually the way they used to do it in the 50s. In a way is nicer, but in a way it's not. Just different.

    3. Re:It's a Good Thing by dspyder · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. Ads will be made that appeal to a larger set of people. Unfortunately, most of us on here are not going to enjoy the same commercials that appeal to the general public. (Example = NASCAR).

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  21. I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So, how can the ad executives determine if you're skipping the commercial because it sucks or because you've already seen it before?

    1. Re:I don't get it by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why can't businesses just treat advertising like the inverse of R&D?

      You set up a budget for each, and the rewards are unknown, but positive.

      Advertisements are to 1) make you feel good about the company 2) product awareness and announcement 3) to promote specials.

      There is no science in changing ppls behaviour from advertising any more than there is a science to R&D (kinda ironic, eh?). With the science of R&D, I mean that the company does not upfront know how much more sales will come from making the cleaner work X% better, but eventually sales will definetly go down if thier product stays the same and everyone elses gets better. Both advertising and R&D are necessary (much less so with advertising in many markets) to keep the business in business.

      The supposedly data driven advertising that came from the web with ad views and clickthroughs have given us those obnoxious ads that we see on the web (however, much fewer if you use mozilla). ...your skipping the commercial because it sucks or because you've already seen it before

      Again, these stats are irrelevant. I will watch an add like the one with the 2 hotties brawling over the beer, but the beer sucks, so I'm not going to buy it. Same thing with the Joe Isuzu ads. Remember them? Everyone liked the ads, noone ran out to spend ~20k on a car because the ad was funny.

    2. Re:I don't get it by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      People fail to realize that any ad that someone watches is an effective ad. "click-through" is an ineffective measure of selling a brand, which is what most network ads really are.

      Skipping a commercial because you saw it is the same as skipping it because it is stupid. If you made a conscious decision to skip it, (after seeing a fraction of a second), that is effective in its own way.

      The advertisers are in a different market than the geeks...

    3. Re:I don't get it by Double-O-Penguin · · Score: 1

      Well, there's another case he missed. What if they already bought the product/service? Are they expecting the consumer to like watching the commercial repeatedly simply because they bought that car/movie/razor? I know I don't want to sit through the commercials for products I already own, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. So if the (lack of) popularity for a particular brand is measured in the number of commercials skipped, then your data set is flawed; the numbers are meaningless.

      I understand there's the side-benefit of name recognition (it being relentlessly pounded into your sub-conscious), but like you said, that split-second to decide to skip performed that function. You realized what the product was and who makes it.

      I have to agree with the poster... I just don't see what it gains them.

    4. Re:I don't get it by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      On the car example, one of the major points of car ads is to reinforce the purchase satisfaction... avoiding buyers remourse and encouraging referrals.

      As for consumables, it is rare that you buy a lifetime supply in one go... they are working on the next purchase already.

      I'm curious what the "shame" factor is... how many people stop using a product because of the advertisements. I have to guess that among "normal" people, it is almost zero...

    5. Re:I don't get it by Double-O-Penguin · · Score: 1

      Ok, I can see your reasoning. However, I would classify most of those as indirect marketing to the consumer. It would be interesting to see a priority list for advertisers. What advertisement effect is most important to them? Band recognition? Product recognition? Viewer perception of product quality? Viewer perception of product image (is it cool, sexy, ugly, etc)?

      The reason I'd say the three items you mentioned are indirect is because of two things:
      1. People are habitual. If a consumable product meets their basic needs, then they'll tend to purchase it repeatedly with little or no reinforcement. For example, how many advertisements for bread have you seen? I'd be willing to bet you still purchase the same brand every time you go shopping. I do not remember the source, but I had read an article that termed that behavior "brand loyalty". The same thing goes for a lot of products (cookies, milk, toilet paper, toothpaste, etc.)

      2. I've always felt that once the consumer makes a decision to buy an item, the usefulness of the item itself is a much more powerful persuasive force than the purchase satisfaction created through commercials. Then again, perhaps I don't fit in the normal consumer model. It wouldn't be the first time...

  22. So what? by Ricin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Heaven forbid they'll find out that on TV nobody actually pays attention to the commercials either. That all this spending on advertising was all in vain anyway. That they had been better off not sacking their crunchies but save on advertising throwaways instead. That it's merely visual and auditory pollution. That people just find it annoying. Surely that couldn't be the case. The horror!

  23. This is great by Jason1729 · · Score: 2, Informative

    90% of commercials are so annoying the prevent me from buying a product. There are products I haven't bought for years because of annoying commercials. 8% of commercials have no impact on my buying habits, and then there's the last 2% which I like and increase the chances I will buy the product.

    If monitoring which commercials people skip causes companies to produce better and more entertaining ads, I'm all for it.

    Jason
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    1. Re:This is great by jason0000042 · · Score: 1

      That sounds about right. But for me, the more I see a commercial the lower the chance becomes that I will buy what it is advertising, regardless of the quality of the commercial. Show the funniest commercial ever during every break for two nights in a row and bam! you're outta there.

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    2. Re:This is great by odin53 · · Score: 1

      are products I haven't bought for years because of annoying commercials.

      That's such strange behavior to me. The only use I have for ads is the information they give that new products exist. Otherwise, they're completely irrelevant to me, and yes, sometimes they're even annoying. But I would never base my buying decision for a product on whether the commercial for the product is annoying. What does that have to do with the product itself?

    3. Re:This is great by Drummer_Dan · · Score: 1

      I agree. From the perspective of the TV watcher, I will not want to buy a product if I have to sit through a very bad commercial over and over again. It's too bad they couldn't have a moderation system for commercials

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    4. Re:This is great by edrugtrader · · Score: 1

      ad executives know this... but you aren't like everyone... for them they know that probably 90% will hate the ad, 8% dont care, and 2% will like it and buy the product.

      you only like 2% of commecials because that was the 2% geared to you. the 90% that you hate you probably wouldn't have bought anyways. i'm seriously considering buying some tampax pearl tampons though. that chick in white is a little hottie.

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    5. Re:This is great by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      What does that have to do with the product itself?

      Sorry I didn't make it clear. Where do you think the company gets the money to run the ad? By buying the product, you are paying them to annoy you.

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    6. Re:This is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be in the target audience for pop tarts since I used to eat two for breakfast almost every morning, and a few more a week in the afternoon as snacks. Since they started the "Bam" commercials, the thought of pop tarts makes me feel sick. I haven't had a single one in over a year, and even if they pulled the ad right now I probably would never consider buying them again because I buy the store brand now, even when the real one was on sale and cheaper, I still had the store brand.

      I used eat a lot of doritos, but I haven't had a single one in the past 5 years because the commericals are so horrible. In that case it's bad enough that haven't bought anything from frito-lay in years and never will again.

      My wife will never buy a clorox product because of the condescending attitude towards women in their ads.

      There's probably a hundred products I used to buy but don't anymore because of annoying commercials

    7. Re:This is great by zaxus · · Score: 1

      Quoth odin53:
      But I would never base my buying decision for a product on whether the commercial for the product is annoying. What does that have to do with the product itself?

      To me, and I can't speak for anyone else here, it has to do with the company's image of their customers. If an ad really insults my intelligence, why would I want to do business with a company that basically thinks I'm stupid (whether or not it's true :-)?

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    8. Re:This is great by odin53 · · Score: 1

      I guess that's true. But the product had better be practically worthless for me to value it over the 30 seconds of annoyance -- and that's if I bother to pay attention. Normally, I'd just change the channel, or do something else. I guess it all depends on how annoyed one gets!

  24. Wall Street like the invasion of pricacy. by DavisNet · · Score: 1

    Tivo stock tose to more the $12/share today. It seems that the expansion of services to their customers. both consumer and business who are hungry for more accurate statistical information, had a lot to do with the price drive up. I guess when it comes to consumer protection or the welfare of corporate investment, the companies eventually win out.

    1. Re:Wall Street like the invasion of pricacy. by egomaniac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How does this invade your privacy?

      I am a TiVo owner. Are you suggesting that the fact that TiVo tells somebody that, say, 9.2% of TiVo owners watched a particular commercial is an invasion of my privacy?

      I support this sort of data gathering. The less crappy, brainless advertising out there the better.

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    2. Re:Wall Street like the invasion of pricacy. by Quixotic137 · · Score: 1

      Right on. Not to mention that they tell you up front that they collect the data and you can opt out no questions asked.

    3. Re:Wall Street like the invasion of pricacy. by Michael_Burton · · Score: 1

      I support this sort of data gathering. The less crappy, brainless advertising out there the better.

      If you think this will result in less crappy, brainless advertising, you are an optimist!

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    4. Re:Wall Street like the invasion of pricacy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe crappy, brainless advertising is effective for selling products. The data gathering could just as easily deliver more of what you dislike.

      Your information not being personally identifable is a matter of faith. Do you believe them just because they say so?

      You're not in the loop on any of this. The only info that's going to be exposed to you, is the sort of information that will maintain your confidence enough to continue handing out your credit card number. If they were indeed selling personal information about you, do believe they would come right out and say:

      "Of course we've been giving out all data, more money that way!"

      And you accept it all at face value not because of any proof but because of some disconnected belief there is some benefit in there for you somehow.

      C'mon people, you're stronger than this.

  25. Is it just me or what... by tha_mink · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or does the fact that nearly everything we do/say/watch/browse is being monitored and logged these days?

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    1. Re:Is it just me or what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...does the fact that...

      Does it what? You ended your sentence before making your point.

    2. Re:Is it just me or what... by gearheadsmp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just keep it within the confines of your tinfoil hat, and you'll be ok. Take me for example - I wear my tinfoil hat 24/7, and I even go as far as shaving my head inside an aluminum tent.

    3. Re:Is it just me or what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to my database, you have been concerned about that for a long time.

    4. Re:Is it just me or what... by tha_mink · · Score: 1

      ...bother you. (note to self...the preview button is there for a reason)

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  26. Ad-supported TV by nick+this · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does that mean we'll start seeing the equivalent of the "please click on my sponsor links" on TV shows?

    Something like "If everyone watches all the commercials on the next three programs of Firefly, we'll keep it on the air." constantly running across the bottom of the screen.

    And just when I thought the TV watching experience had hit absolute rock bottom...

    1. Re:Ad-supported TV by tha_mink · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, what it DOES mean though, is that they will start using the bottom of the screen for ads while your favorite program is running. That way, you have no choice but to watch. I mean, networks already do this for their own ads so it's just a matter of time before you are watching South Park with a Coke can in the bottom right corner for 1/2 hour.

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    2. Re:Ad-supported TV by MarkLR · · Score: 1

      You will get more pay TV or people like Farscape fans offering to pay for the show in advance. Without ads watching all of your favourite shows is going to cost more. On the other hand, no ads could lead to a full 60 minutes of show which could lead to be better plots and no need to worry about offending advertisers.

    3. Re:Ad-supported TV by core+plexus · · Score: 1
      They'll soon run out of room. For some reason, the broadcast channels (exception:PBS) feel the need to have huge, ugly logos in the corner of the screen, except during advertising.

      I'm still using old vcr tapes, and just tape the few programs I like. Then I watch it when I want, FF past the ads, especially the most offending one: the locally-produced ads. All those loud car salesmen, boring furniture ads, and just generally terrible ad scheme and production work.

      In a way, I'd pay to avoid the ads, but I lived without a TV for most of my life, only in the last couple of years did I finally buy one, because of my girlfriend, so I don't mind doing without.

    4. Re:Ad-supported TV by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      At some point you could always just chuck the thing. Why should you waste your time to be annoyed for hours on end? At some point it's just not worth it anymore. When TV commercials are annoying and unescapable, that is when I will turn my TV off for the last time. Maybe the executives don't think we can just walk away, but it's easy.

      Personally I'll watch the ad... once... if it's something that interests me. That pretty much limits my commercial viewing to new IBM commercials touting Linux. Sell cool stuff, like thinkgeek does, and I _might_ be interested.

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    5. Re:Ad-supported TV by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      You will get more pay TV or people like Farscape fans offering to pay for the show in advance. Without ads watching all of your favourite shows is going to cost more.

      The distribution technology is in place...if the cable company wanted to charge me $3-$5 per channel per month for ad-free TV, I'd sign up right now. Of the hundreds of channels available to me on digital cable, I think I watch maybe half-a-dozen regularly and another half-dozen occasionally. The rest don't get watched; some of them are even unflagged on my TiVo as "channels I watch" so their listings don't show up. The cost to me per month would be about the same as what I'm paying now (or maybe less). A decent chunk of each channel's monthly cost would go straight to the network...multiply that by a few million for the less-viewed channels (or tens of millions for the more popular channels) and I'd think they'd have enough money to operate without ads.

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  27. This could be a good thing... by roumada · · Score: 1

    If companies realize how bad their ads really are, perhaps they'll come up with better ones; although, I'll still skip all of them.

    The only damage I forsee is if companies refuse to buy ads on the programs/stations I watch because "viewers of this type of programming don't view enough ads."

  28. reason by cheeseSource · · Score: 1

    See, that's the only reason I don't get Tivo. I'm pretty sure that is the point of Tivo so I won't argue it. But I don't want to be compiled into too many stats and I don't want all my viewing habbits monitored.... But that's just me I guess. Is there another version w/o snooping built in?

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    1. Re:reason by BugMaster+ChuckyD · · Score: 1

      TiVo viewing habits are aggregate, they do not keep personal viewing information. What you watch is just one 0f 750,000 people, they can't look up what cheeseSource watched last night.

      In addition you can opt out and not have your info recorded at all.

    2. Re:reason by Mindwarp · · Score: 1

      Yes, the TiVo. You just phone up customer support and say "Please don't collect anonymous statistics on my viewing habits." They'll remove you from the list.

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  29. Ads are irritating... by CoolVibe · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why the hell you do think people skip them? Not because of the ad content though, it's because they DRIVE UP THE FSCKING VOLUME so fscking loud. I regularily have to turn the volume down on my set down when the advertisements come. And when the scheduled show resumes, it's so inaudible, I have to turn up the volume again to be able to hear it. Then the ads come again and they literally BLAST out of my speakers.

    That's my (and probably others') big pet peeve about them. Oh, they could be less frequent too. There is such a thing called advertisement overload, as where the unsuspecting consumer is so irritated by the advertisement, as where they lose interest in the ad itself, and goes of to take a leak (or to do something else useful, like grabbing a beer or something). Of course, the product doesn't get seen when that happens.

    But will "they" learn? Probably not.

    1. Re:Ads are irritating... by pclminion · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not because of the ad content though, it's because they DRIVE UP THE FSCKING VOLUME so fscking loud.

      How else are they supposed to make sure you can hear it from the bathroom?

    2. Re:Ads are irritating... by jason0000042 · · Score: 1

      That's what the mute button is for.

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    3. Re:Ads are irritating... by Arslan+ibn+Da'ud · · Score: 1
      The ads are loud specifically to wake you up. You know, in case you dozed during your program, lamo! Just haul your lazy ass to bed! But I digress. The ads also are very loud visually...vivid colors, with alternate dark/light pictures. All carefully designed to jerk you out of your couch-potato stupor.

      Y'know, now that I think of it, schoolteachers should watch more TV ads...just as a lesson to see how to keep students from sleeping thru their classes. :, (I'm only half joking...I think.)

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    4. Re:Ads are irritating... by CatOne · · Score: 1

      The volume has NOTHING to do with why I skip ads. I skip ads because I don't want to spend an hour to get 36 minutes of programming in a 60 minute window. I can skip through all the crap and it's wonderful. The most "compressible" think I've found to date is track & field meets. They generally have 10 seconds to 4 minutes of a race, and then 15 minutes of "fluff." In general a 2 hour meet takes me about 15 minutes to watch, and I catch every bit of every race. There must be an algorithm for that ;-)

    5. Re:Ads are irritating... by jsegall · · Score: 1

      Not sure if this is true of all commercials, but I know that some of the "loudness" is due primarily to two factors:

      1) Audio in commercials is often compressed (in in dynamic range, not quality or time) to get a better response on crappy audio output. This has the effect of putting more signal into the space where the speakers best produce sound. The effect seems louder than normal, but in reality is just more "busy". TV programs typically use the full dynamic range for maximum artistic effect and therefore don't usually compress their audio.

      2) Content in the program is less loud on average due to the nature of the programming (dramatic, quiet moments, etc), which just makes the commercial seem louder than "average".

      I wouldn't put it past people to actually crank the volume for commercials, but think most of the time it's due to these other effects.

      (Don't get me wrong though, I hate how loud they seem).

    6. Re:Ads are irritating... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      You are partially right. There are FCC limits on what broadcasters (radio at least) can do. By "tricking" the instruments, they can have a louder sounding ad, without actually higher dBA levels.

      Forget the exact details, but you should be able to goodle for it.

    7. Re:Ads are irritating... by mikeboone · · Score: 1

      We regularly mute all commercials. I'm so used to doing this than when I'm at someone else's house and the commercials aren't muted, I find it really irritating.

      Amusingly, when I'm visiting my mom and I have the remote, she doesn't like silence...she's used to the background noise.

    8. Re:Ads are irritating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Partially right? That's EXACTLY what he said?

      I love it when people aregue with someone by agreeing to everything they said :P

    9. Re:Ads are irritating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a TV with auto sound leveling. I got a new 27in Sharp one for $380 that does this and it is so nice. The commercials do not sound louder than everything else.

    10. Re:Ads are irritating... by patchmaster · · Score: 1
      Audio in commercials is often compressed (in in dynamic range, not quality or time)
      I've actually been noticing a trend toward the opposite. Some commercials, particularly those shot in letterbox, seem to be using more of the available dynamic range than most of the shows. It always catches my attention when the subwoofers really start kicking in during commercials.

      Overall, though, you're right. The audio in most commercials does not light up the subwoofers or give the tweeters much of a workout.
    11. Re:Ads are irritating... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Changing the volume as you describe is supposedly against the FCC regs, but I've noticed that on Friday nights, as it gets later in the evening, the sound on network stations' regular programming gets fainter and fainter, while the ads' sound volume goes up.

      I've been told they get away with this by switching sound mode from stereo to mono. Mono comes thru on most TVs a lot louder, even tho technically they *broadcast* both stereo and mono at the same volume.

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    12. Re:Ads are irritating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never understood this argument "it's not louder, it just *seems* louder".

      Uh, "loudness" is a *perception*. That;s why it's in decibles. If it *seems* louder, it *is* louder, by definition. Average power output may not be any , higher or whatever, but that isn't the point. We used *loudness*, not power output.

    13. Re:Ads are irritating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You might find this intrestting, but in the netherlands a major ad placer went against this practice. They are now limiting the volume of ads at the transmission because to many people complained.
      Dutch discussion

      Roughly it says that the "STER" (the agency that runs the ads on a number of stations mostly public) has developed a machine that removes excess volume before the ad is broadcast. Test so far have proven positive and it is now being introduced.

      Oh by the way the "STER" (Stichting Ether Reclame) has a sort of monopoly so they can enforce this practice with ease.

    14. Re:Ads are irritating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF are you talking about? The decibels IS a measure of power output. If you look at gain on an amplifier, it is measured in power dBm. If you add 3dBm, you have doubled your power level (although it won't sound twice as loud).

      Now, if you look at a sound meter, it is measuered in dB SPL. As for perception... maybe you're confused about the way you "perceive" the loudness of a source based on your distance from it. For every doubling of the distance, you lose 6 dB SPL of "loudness." That means that at that given point, you are receiving less acoustic energy.

      Also, certain frequencies "seem louder" than others because the human ear does not have a flat frequency response curve. That's one of the principles the ATRAC compression model uses... certain frequencies have a very low response in human hearing, so they are dropped in favor of ones that your ear is more responsive to. Higher frequencies are also more damaging to hearing (given the same db SPL levels), and as you grow older, you lose proportionally more of your high-frequency hearing than you do low-frequency.

      See, it's not confusing at all. :)

    15. Re:Ads are irritating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um.... we're talking dynamic range here, not frequency range. It's not an issue of whether or not the show or the commercial is using all the lows or the highs to take advantage of your kickin' sub or pricy tweets.

      The issue is the difference between the "quiet" stuff and the "loud" stuff. Quite often, "compression" is applied to the audio signal whereby the quite parts are made louder, and everything in between is also made proportionally louder, so that the envelope between the most quite part and the loudest part is narrowed. Since the peak loudness is usually not lowered (and sometimes it, too, is increased), the difference between loud and quite becomes much smaller, and the average "loudness" increases. What it means is that even the quite parts aren't really that quite, and so it seems louder, even if the peak loudness hasn't changed.

    16. Re:Ads are irritating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think the answer is simpler. They boost mid-rang frequencies that are better perceived by the human ear. Also (may be wrong on this) I think its unlawful to raise the volume during commercials.

    17. Re:Ads are irritating... by CoolVibe · · Score: 1

      Mods? Mod this up. It's very informative.

  30. Death of Intelligent Shows by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    So I use my TiVo to record my favorite shows and I consistently fast forward through all of the commercials.

    Marketers considering buying commercials on my favorite show determine it is not lucrative to do so.

    Funding for my favorite shows plummets; my favorite show gets canceled.

    And we're left with only shows with stunned and dulled audiences too stupid or too cheap to buy a TiVO. [And I'll bet most of them take a potty/fridge break during a lot of the commercials anyway.]

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    1. Re:Death of Intelligent Shows by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      This is why it's important to somehow get he industry switched to direct viewer-producer funding, instead of indirect viewer-shopping-advertiser-producer funding. It would not only result in greater quality/accountability, but greater efficiency too.

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  31. British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by Dr_LHA · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the UK theres a strange phenomenon in TV ad viewing, that is the "cup of Tea". On UK TV ad breaks tend to be longer and less frequent. UK dwellers also tend to drink alot of tea during the evening, and making a cup of tea takes about the same time as an ad break. For example during the half time break in the soap opera "Coronation Street" the load on the National Grid goes up something like double as 15 million viewers get off the couch and turn on their electric kettles.

    So in essense this activity means that alot less viewers are actually present during the ad breaks than in the US when watching live TV. So what's the solution: Make ads that people actually want to see. British ads on the whole are funnier and more episodic than their US counterparts. I've never heard anyone in my time in the US talk about "The new ad for Coke" around the water cooler at work, but in the UK this regularly happens for the soft drink "Tango" for example.

    So perhaps the answer is to make ads more entertaining, less repeated (why oh why show the same ad twice in an ad break), and less formulaic. If US ad agencies showed half the imagination that the UK ad agencies showed then people might actually be less tempted to skip over the ads or leave the room.

    1. Re:British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by Eric+Savage · · Score: 1

      The water cooler phenonemon is common everywhere. You probably haven't seen it because I'm not going to assume that someone visiting the US from the UK has seen a specific commercial, thus I wouldn't bring it up.

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    2. Re:British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by Dr_LHA · · Score: 1

      The water cooler phenonemon is common everywhere. You probably haven't seen it because I'm not going to assume that someone visiting the US from the UK has seen a specific commercial, thus I wouldn't bring it up.

      I've lived in the US for over 4 years so am fully integrated into the water cooler community. My comment was based on my experience of comparing UK and US ads and people's reactions to them. There are some ads that provoke discussion, e.g. the Superbowl halftime ads, but ads of the ingenuity shown during the Superbowl are nowhere near as common as on UK TV.

      Actually the Superbowl ads reinforces my main point - when the ads are good people will actively want to watch them.

    3. Re:British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by dtldl · · Score: 1

      Weird that some of the best UK ads are for American products like the bud frogs. Also, for all the Americans complaining about the volume on ads, in the uk we have a law or regulation that means the ads are limited to the same volume as the program.

    4. Re:British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      I remember the first time (86 or 90) the soccer World Cup was shown "without commercials" It was such a big deal because the networks were so used to American sports, where they can force time outs so commercials can be shown. Now watching an entire half of soccer or rugby on Fox Sports World without commercials is commonplace.

    5. Re:British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by SmellsLikeFish · · Score: 1

      In the UK there are none of the laugably bad local commericals that u get in the US, for eg 'Bobs Furniture Store'. These are usually so awful its not suprising nobody wants to watch them and I doubt 'Bob' has a budget to make anything entertaining or less formulaic. As these local commercials are a direct source of revenue for the local stations I can't see the status quo changing, not for local ads anyway.

    6. Re:British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by hetairoi · · Score: 1

      they do make cool ads, they just won't show them here. hell, i went and downloaded that commercial. And how many people watched those BMW Films commercials?

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    7. Re:British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by gregmac · · Score: 1
      I think the exception to this is Beer ads (In Canada, at least. We get a lot of US tv, and their beer ads aren't as good). Take for example one of Molson's ads (5.2mb). It's old now, but pretty funny.

      Labatt has a really good campaign going now too, on the theme of having a good time with friends. There's a great trailer they play in the theaters (hey, talking about annoying ads - how about the 10 minutes they put at the start of movies now..) that's just a longer version. It's mostly amateur-looking video of pranks, and includes things like tricking someone into jumping into a lake (4 guys run down a dock, 3 stop suddenly at the end and laugh at the other guy after he jumps); pushing someone into a 12' high display of paper towels in the grocery store; and watching someone open the door to their truck as hundreds of golf balls fall out.

      Anyways, those are at least entertaining. I can remember them. I can't remember what the last car ad I saw was, or what happened in the last mop commercial, although I'm sure i've seen at least one of each in the last couple days.

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    8. Re:British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by hyfe · · Score: 1

      There is alot of thruth in that statement.

      Generally the Nordic and British market are conceived as some of the hardest markets to have a successfull commercial in, and I've heard of alot of agencies using it as testing ground before using ads elsewhere(in the western'ish world atleast).. '

      if it works there, it'll bloody hell work everywhere'

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    9. Re:British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by Dr_LHA · · Score: 1

      In the UK there are none of the laugably bad local commericals that u get in the US, for eg 'Bobs Furniture Store'.

      These ads tend to be placed not even at the local TV station level, but by the local cable company, leading to having laughbly bad ads for places that are within 5 miles of your house.

      I alleviated the pain of having watch these by dumping the cable company and getting a satellite dish, which has all the same local stations (LA area), but without the crappy ads for "Hanks used car center". :-)

    10. Re:British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The American solution would be to outlaw kettles so you'd be legally required to sit through the ads.

      Barring that, they would disable power during commercials so the kettle wouldn't work, once again forcing you to stare at the TV. Oh wait..

    11. Re:British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by Kirby · · Score: 1

      Doesn't this imply that the solution, from the Advertiser's perspective, is more frequent, shorter ad breaks?

      I have to admit that I'm much more likely to sit through 1 or 2 30 second spots.

      I'm not saying I _like_ this idea - it'd make me love my TiVo even more - but it is the logical conclusion to draw if your goal is to have people watch the ads instead of leaving the room.

      (I do end up watching ads sometimes, even as a TiVo user. I still watch some things live. Sporting events and first-run shows that I happen to be free when they're on, notably. Yeah, I could wait 20 minutes or so and start the show later to skip the ads, but I usually don't.)

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    12. Re:British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Budget? If "Big Bobs" would kill & eat that annoying bird that goes "CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP!" he'd save on bird food, he'd get a good meal, and I'd get a better commercial! He doesn't need a "budget"!

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    13. Re:British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by Darth · · Score: 1

      not only did i watch the bmw films, i downloaded all of them. I even ordered the dvd of them last week.

      (you can get the dvd from bmw for $5 from the bmw films website. unfortunately, the purchasing cgi only works in IE.)

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    14. Re:British TV ads VS "The cup of Tea" by Reziac · · Score: 1

      One of the few stations I get here in the high desert north of L.A. is a podunk local UHF station, and I'd be happy if they had ads as GOOD as "Hank's used car center"... maybe if Hank wasn't allowed to direct his own ads??!

      They do have one regular ad for a local company that's fairly well-made, and that's such a surprise that I actually find myself enjoying it.

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  32. Still a mix of science and art by chia_monkey · · Score: 1

    It's got a bit more technological, yes. Checking out what we skip through. What ramifications will this have? Who knows. Maybe better commercials, maybe less ill-placed commercials, who knows. Only time will tell.

    It's still an art though. I sometimes just let the TiVo go while I make a run for the bathroom. Ha! I showed them. So while they think I'm I'm watching the commercial for depends, I'm actually easing the tension on my bladder. So they still have to figure out of those commercials we're not skipping, which ones are being watched. Still a tough game to play for them.

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  33. Sadly... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

    I have a sister-in-law who actually got upset when I tried to switch stations to avoid ads.

    For my second try, I muted the TV. That also upset her and the sound had to be reinstated.

    1. Re:Sadly... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      I have a sister-in-law who actually got upset when I tried to switch stations to avoid ads.

      Wow, sorry for you man. I suppose she doesn't have a TiVo then ? or does she have one to re-run the ads ?

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      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    2. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RosCo! That there sounds like that whore Daisy Duke! Git er!

      -Boss Hogg

    3. Re:Sadly... by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      I have a sister-in-law who actually got upset when I tried to switch stations to avoid ads.

      My parents find it amusing when I'm visiting them and I hit Mute on their TV when ads come up. They don't complain, but they don't bother muting ads themselves unless they're really annoying. When they start talking about some ad they'd seen that they found funny, I almost never know WTF they're talking about.

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    4. Re:Sadly... by J.D.+Hogg · · Score: 1

      You ain't the real J.D. Hogg, I am, you dipstick ...

    5. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Otto gets off the Edge City #127 bus and comes home. Mom and Dad are watching TV

      Note: Edge City, also the name of the film's production company, is a recurring theme in Tom Wolfe's "Electric Kool-Ade Acid Test".

      Reverend Larry on the TV: The lord has told me personally. Yay for I walk with the lord, Amen. He said Larry you and your flock shall seek the promise land. But only if you first destroy the twin evils of godless communism abroad and liberal humanism at home. Oh joy and Hallelujah smash 'em down. Now my friends.

      Otto: Mother, father. Got anything to eat?

      Reverend Larry: Occasionally we get a letter from a viewer that says now the only reason Reverend Larry comes on your television set is because he wants your money. And do you know what? They're right! I do want your money. Because god wants your money. So I want you to go out and mortgage that home and sell that car and send me your money. You don't need that car. (continues in background)

      Otto mom: Put it on a plate son you'll enjoy it more.

      Otto: I couldn't enjoy it any more mom MMM MMM MMM This is swell.

      Otto: Dad? Hey Dad?

      Otto dad: What is it son?

      Otto: Do you remember that you once told me along time ago. Well not too long ago but ummm. That you told me that you'd give me a thousand dollars to go to Europe if I finish school. Well you know something? You were right. About finishing school that's ah that's what I'd like to do. But umm I want to know if I could have the money first. Like now. [You know I really love you Dad I've always loved you. You too mom. What do you say?

      Otto dad: I don't have it anymore.

      Otto: What?]

      Otto mom: You father gave all our extra money to the Reverend's telethon, Otto. [We're sending bibles to El Salvador.]

      Otto: Well what about me?

      Otto dad: You're on the honor roll of the chariots of fire. Same as us, Otto. It was a gift. From all of us jointly.

      Otto mom: We're sending bibles to El Salvador.

  34. Re:This would be good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start by drinking real beer, not that american water that passes for beer. Real beer has 5-10% alcohol, and then you won't have to drink so many. With that crap you have, a 6-pack will just give you a beer-gut, with real beer, you'll really start feeling it.

  35. Real hard... by conan_albrecht · · Score: 1

    Let's see, on my TiVO, I skip, um, *all* of the commercials. That must take pretty advanced statistics...but I think it woks out to about 100%. :)

  36. Another industry refuses to accept change by donutz · · Score: 1

    These trends don't threaten to kill TV advertising, but they're sure to change how ads are produced and sold. Today, media buyers purchase TV ad time based on program ratings and demographics.

    Kind of reminds me about the RIAA battling against p2p filesharing. They refuse to accept that the music market is changing, and they're fighting as hard as they can to keep it like it is.

    Now we've got TV execs scared that the people who buy advertising time on their shows will be able to find out just how effective their ad dollars are. Maybe Superbowl spots aren't really worth millions of dollars, and only hundreds of thousands? What TV exec wants less money in their pockets?

  37. Tivo Card? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What is the best tuner card for a roll-your-own Tivo?

    Do any of them actually have a commercial skip function?

    1. Re:Tivo Card? by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

      Make sure it has a BT848 chipset. You'll have to do some Googling for specific models that support time-shifting, I think. Anyways, here's a link to a PVR howto.

  38. Proportion of Viewrs with TiVo? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Interesting
    While it is not surpising that a lot of the TiVo owners skip commercials, I'm wondering whether or not you can consider TiVo owners as representative of the overall market of TV watchers. I would submit that TiVo owners do not represent a typical slice of the american viewing public, and as such the results would have to be taken with a grain of salt.

    Does anyone know if there is a TiVo demographic?

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    1. Re:Proportion of Viewrs with TiVo? by mcp33p4n75 · · Score: 0

      If there was a TiVo demographic, it would either be TV junkies, or people who live demanding lives but still have to catch TV.

    2. Re:Proportion of Viewrs with TiVo? by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 4, Funny
      Does anyone know if there is a TiVo demographic?

      Yes. We're all alpha geeks with unparalleled technical skills, perfect Libertarian/Free Market outlooks, vast bank accounts/portfolios and enourmous genitals that make the bitches scream and beg for more.

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    3. Re:Proportion of Viewrs with TiVo? by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Or people that just don't like commercials?

      Personally, I work from home, and I usually have the TV on in the background. I purchased a PVR when my VCR died simply for the convinience of an integrated guide and one click "record" button, and the convinience of being able to quickly find a show, save a show (And delete others), etc.

      I skipped through commercials with my VCR, I skip through them with my PVR, and if they fuck with my PVR then I'll skip through them with my PC too.

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    4. Re:Proportion of Viewrs with TiVo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're also 75% redheads for some inexplicable reason.

    5. Re:Proportion of Viewrs with TiVo? by fermion · · Score: 1
      The TiVo demographic is probably not representative of the U.S. television population, but it is probably somewhat representative of the demographic the Advertiser want. Specifically the relatively young population with lots of disposable income with which to buy silly toys.

      If you have a TiVo you are probably not old, as old people wouldn't spend money on a TiVo. If you have a TiVo you probably have more money than sense, which is good because you are more likely to buy the $253 dollar bottle of diet pills or believe that drinking the right beer or driving the right car will get you a mate. So, I believe such statistics would be very useful for advertisers and would be applicable to the general population.

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    6. Re:Proportion of Viewrs with TiVo? by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      We're also 75% redheads for some inexplicable reason.

      Upstairs AND downstairs?

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  39. Invasion of privacy? by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

    Certainly sounds like it to me. Do they pay for this personal information or just take it, without even a nice thank you note, and a bunch of flowers, or a box of chocolates, and do they enquire of your satisfaction afterwards?

    1. Re:Invasion of privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The data they collect doesn't identifiy the specific person, only the zip code they watch from. TiVo includes their privacy policy in all their user guides and on their website, and if you want top opt out of even the "anonymous viewing statistics" it's a single phone call.

  40. What will advertisers do with the data ? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

    My understanding is that certain ads, especially good funny ones, are watched more than other. So, what do advertisers derive from the fact that, for example, the ad with the chihuahua that says "Yo quiero Taco Bell" is a hit ? that people love Taco Bell food ? that they love cute undersized doggies in ads ? that they love funny ads ?

    In the case of Taco Bell, since their food is mainly about calories per dollar, the answer is pretty clear. But it might not be the case for other products. I can't see that data being very meaningful.

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    1. Re:What will advertisers do with the data ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RosCo! Guard that there data good! Don't let them Duke boys git it!

      -Boss Hogg

  41. "Sticky" genres explained by gold23 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Judging from the way I and many people I know watch television (admittedly not a statistically significant data set), I would guess that a lot of those shows or genres in which people do not skip commercials, or change the channel, result from "ambient" television viewing. That is, people leaving the television on in the background while they do other things, like read Slashdot, or cook dinner.

    The shows where people eliminate commercials are those to which they are actually paying attention.

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  42. Hey I'll watch your commercials by Hohlraum · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. only have a 2-3 minute commercial break every 15 minutes.
    2. don't ever show the same commercial twice during the same tv show commercial break (this is what annoys me the most).

  43. I would think... by Bobman1235 · · Score: 2, Informative

    that if someone were going to skip over commercials, they'd just blindly skip over all of them, not pick and choose which they wanted to see. You're either in the mood to deal with commercials, or you just skip the lot of them.

    Is this not the case?

    1. Re:I would think... by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Personally, I start skipping commercials when they get annoying. That's usually the first one, and I skip to the end of the commercial block.

      When an interesting commercial is first, I watch it. If the next one is interesting, I watch it too, etc.

      As soon as one pisses me off (Excessively loud, I've seen it more then 2-3 times before, it's for a product I don't care about, it's for a product I already use) I skip.

      Who the hell cares about Coke vs Pepsi ads? We've all tried them both, we've all made our own decision (even if that decision is "I'll drink whatever is cheaper"), does advertising these products do ANYTHING?

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    2. Re:I would think... by havoc · · Score: 1
      Not at all. Even with the Tivo you still can gather something from the ads that are flying by. When one looks interesting, many people have a tendancy to stop fast forwarding and rewind it to see the comercial. Sometimes I will purposefully watch a good commercial several times before skiping through it.

      A good example is the new Jeep/Lora Croft ad. I've rewound it to watch it once and not fast forwarded through it a couple of times just to see it again. In the future when I am fast forwarding through it though I will still know what it is advertising and it will bring both Jeep and Lora to mind, so in a sense even though I will be skipping it, it is still doing its job.

      Cartoon Network is doing a great job with their ads as well. The text based ads always get my attention because they are honest and entertaining. They are also using some of their characters in commercials themselves which gets you to take notice.

      One thing I hope this brings is more informative commercials, perhaps spaced out over a program. Tell me honestly about your product, what does it offer, why should I want to buy it, what features does it offer, where is it made, etc. Advertisers should take their time as the right people interested in the product will listen.

  44. Take that! by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I made a little tin foil hat for my fast forward button.

    Take that ad-execs!

  45. I told ya, suckers. by flacco · · Score: 2, Funny
    I opted out of that data collection crap knowing full well that it would be exploited at some point, despite their protestations to the contrary. I never would have bought a tivo without the opt-out option anyway.

    Open source Linux-based PVR's to the rescue!

    Thank goodness they still don't know if you went to the bathroom for a break or to the fridge

    Unfortunately they'll be able to deduce that you were jerking off when you rewound and replayed that Doritos girl commercial about forty times.

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    1. Re:I told ya, suckers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I opted out of that data collection crap knowing full well that it would be exploited at some point, despite their protestations to the contrary. I never would have bought a tivo without the opt-out option anyway.

      They never said they wouldn't use it for anything (or that they wouldn't exploit it). They said that they would aggregate it by zip code and that it wouldn't be traceable to you personally.

    2. Re:I told ya, suckers. by /dev/trash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And which Linux solution actually works? Out of the box?

    3. Re:I told ya, suckers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Define "exploitation"?

      I mean, this sounds like a damn good idea, from my point of view. If advertisers can make their commericals actually *interesting*, then hell, I'll watch them. I watch TV to be entertained, and the reason I don't watch the ads is that they are not entertaining to me.

      So I fail to see how my opt-neutral data is hurting me in any way. If you're the kind who opts-out, fine, but I didn't opt out because I want my voice to be included in those statistics. Understand? I want my share of the say, small though it may be.

    4. Re:I told ya, suckers. by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately they'll be able to deduce that you were jerking off when you rewound and replayed that Doritos girl commercial about forty times.

      Hehe, not me. I can finish things up while the commercial is playing in fastforward on the VCR. No need to sit through it 40 times just to bust a nut.

      Yeah, I'm reallly popular with the ladies.

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    5. Re:I told ya, suckers. by flacco · · Score: 1
      And which Linux solution actually works? Out of the box?

      What "box"?

      The one you manage to get working (there are several).

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    6. Re:I told ya, suckers. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      I'll assume you mean either Freevo or MythTV. perhaps they work great for you. But they were a peice of crap to me.

  46. only two things make ppl watch ads by dh003i · · Score: 1

    (1) If the ads are really good. Not even always then. If immediately when the ad section starts, you get a crappy ad, you might not watch the rest. So, alot of it depends on what the first ad is.

    (2) Cliffhanger programs, or can't-miss'. If someone really doesn't want to miss anything, they're more likely to put up with ads. This means that the program needs to be that good, and it needs to have left off at the right moment.

  47. No. Tivo has killed TV -- TV just doesn't know it by MickLinux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Check this out: they say that viewership is inversely proportional to ad watching, and then give an example of how few people watch a boring show like "The Weakest Link", but lots watch "The Practice" (though they skip the commmercials).

    What that says is that bored people stay for the commercials. Interested people watch the show, and skip the commercials.

    So that says that the TV shows need to be more boring. That's right, you're going to pay $60 per month for satellite TV, and at any time, you can watch such great shows as: Cooking World; Spatula City; Those Darn Mushroom Growers, and so on. 150 channels of it.

    And you'll sit there, flipping from ad to ad, just absorbing information and boredom...

    My advice? Sell the TV. Sell the TiVo. Buy a farm, it's a lot more exciting watching the hay mold.

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  48. Effect on the marketplace by cafebabe · · Score: 1

    A number of recent articles have discussed advertisers who are moving away from traditional 30-second commercials and instead embedding their products into the shows themselves to avoid ad-skippers. (Think Coke and American Idol) While I love skipping ads with my TiVo, I do wonder if this new trend will only lead to big corporations getting bigger and less competition in the marketplace. Companies like Coke, Microsoft, and McDonalds can afford to spend millions to sponsor shows but upstarts can't and will have a harder time building brand recognition. The cost to effectively market a product on television might someday be raised to the point that it stifles innovation because it is too expensive to promote new products.

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  49. Why commercials suck by zapp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As many have pointed out.. what's important is not what ads are getting skipped, but why they are.
    Here are a few things they have done wrong, that really piss off viewers:
    1. Volume. The add should be no louder than the rest of the broadcast material. This should be a standard among all stations - if my tv is set at a specific volume, I should be able to go to any channel at any time and have it be *exactly* the same volume.

    2. Timing of product. Tampon/pad commercials during dinner or sport events are probably not very well planned. Similarly, I've seen car/realestate commercials on during saturday morning cartoons...

    3. Repeating ad. Ever watch a 30 minute show and see the *same* commercial 4 times (once before, twice during, once after). Or even 2 different commercials for the same product back to back? That gets annoying, and you blank it out.

    4. Portrays customer as idiot. This may just be a pet peeve of mine, but it seems to be a fad now in advertising to portray customers as mindless automotons who just consume whatever you give them. For example, the guy in Best Buy staring mindlessly at the new TV, and the salesguy saying "dude, you need these speakers too."

    Personally, I am amazed advertising has worked this far at all. We saw how HORRIBLY it failed at supporting websites. What if this (counting ad skips) is effectually the same as counting the lack of clicks on a banner? will advertising firms start to lose money, stop paying content providers for space, causing them to lose money?

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    1. Re:Why commercials suck by wift · · Score: 1

      Something tells me that if the ad execs knew whether we watched a specific commerical or not it would destablize the TV industry. That's what happend with Ads on the web. They saw the click through rates and thought it wasn't worth it and pulled out.

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    2. Re:Why commercials suck by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      5. Annoying sound effects! For example that dumb bird at "Big Bobs" that flys around saying "CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP"!

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    3. Re:Why commercials suck by Chad+E+Dirks · · Score: 1

      "Will advertising firms start to lose money, stop paying content providers for space, causing them to lose money?"

      Let us hope so.

  50. Sponsorship instead of Ads by Jsprat23 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    According to Forrester Research, when personal-video-recorder (PVR) technology reaches 30 million households in 2006, 76% of advertisers say they'll cut their TV ad spending -- one quarter of them by more than 41%. Instead of buying TV ads, 65% plan to spend more on program sponsorship, 46% will increase budgets for product placement, and 36% say they'll rechannel their dollars to online advertising.

    This quote is exactly what I want to see. A couple years ago, Schindler's List ran uninterrupted except for an intermission on TV and was sponsored by Ford. The only mention of Ford was a brought to you by Ford message and a logo suring the intermission and at the beginning and end. No, I didn't have to look up who sponsored Schindler's List, I actually remembered, thanks Ford. This is similar to what PBS does minus the telethon. I've actually watched who the sponsors are for some of the shows on PBS, simply because they have a relevant product or service that *gasp* I may actually be interested in.

    Are you listening big media and advertising?

    1. Re:Sponsorship instead of Ads by dpuu · · Score: 1

      instead of? With a few exceptions, its more likely to be "as well as". Afterall, we wouldn't want the current hour-long shows to last only 45 minutes, would we? </sarcasm>

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  51. IMHO here's what's happening by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    On April 11, 2002, ABC's popular TV drama The Practice drew a TiVo rating of 8.9, meaning 8.9% of TiVo owners watched the show live or recorded it and watched it later. But those viewers watched just 30% of the ads shown. Meanwhile, quiz show The Weakest Link, drew a rating of 0.9, but viewers watched 78% of the commercials. TV news magazine 60 Minutes got only a 2.2 rating, but its viewers sat through 73% of the ads.

    Certain genres are "stickier" than others, TiVo's research shows. Big-budget situation comedies and dramas tend to have the lowest retention and commercial-viewing rate because couch potatoes tend to record them and skip through the commercials rather than watch them live. Reality TV, news, and "event" programming such as the Oscars do significantly better at getting viewers to see the commercials. Just 39% of viewers watched ads during the highest-rated network TV show, Friends, vs. 75% for the 45th Annual Grammy Awards and 58% for Fox reality show Fear Factor.

    First of all: Tivo doesn't really know whether or not I watch ads. It just knows whether or not it got to play them. This is important.

    The inverse relationship between rating and getting to show ads, and the variable stickiness, is no surprise at all if you watch what a Tivo user does. Here is what is happening, and it's so simple: Tivo gets to play the ad, if the user isn't paying attention. Tivo doesn't get to play ads, if the user is intently watching the show.

    That's all there is to it. I play The Simpsons and it's some lame episode that I've already seen way too many times, so I get bored and surf Slashdot. Being a stupid monkey, I don't just stop The Simpsons and watch something else, because I like The Simpsons so I think I want to watch it. But nevertheless, since I've seen the episode too many times, I am bored. I just don't realize I'm bored. So I let the episode play. I'm not watching. A commercial break happens. I don't notice for a minute, because I'm in the midst of writing a troll that requires all my concentration. Then somewhere in the back of my head, I hear that someone is selling cars, and I wake up from my TrollTrance and look over at the TV outraged, screaming "Commercial!!! Kill! Kill! Kill!" and fast forward until I see The Simpsons again. Then I go back to writing my troll.

    Now suppose I'm watching Futurama, and it's an episode that I somehow missed the first time around. I'm fascinated. Instead of making an ass of myself on the internet, I watch TV. I am paying attention and following along. When a commercial break happens, I automatically skip over it.

    Back to the stats:

    The Practice drew a TiVo rating of 8.9, meaning 8.9% of TiVo owners watched the show live or recorded it and watched it later. But those viewers watched just 30% of the ads shown.
    That's because 70% were actually watching the show while playing it. I've never seen it, but it sounds like it might be a good show; I should give it a try. The other 30% were bored and trolling Slashdot.
    Meanwhile, quiz show The Weakest Link, drew a rating of 0.9, but viewers watched 78% of the commercials.
    That's because the bored Tivo user wasn't really watching the show. He's just using the TV to make reassuring background noise in his meaningless life. Tivo thinks he is "watching the ads" but really he is explaining to somebody, the finer points of pouring hot grits.
    Big-budget situation comedies and dramas tend to have the lowest retention and commercial-viewing rate because couch potatoes tend to record them and skip through the commercials rather than watch them live.
    The user is watching.
    Reality TV, news, and "event" programming such as the Oscars do significantly better at getting viewers to see the commercials.
    The user is not watching.
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    1. Re:IMHO here's what's happening by mbourgon · · Score: 1

      I play The Simpsons and it's some lame episode that I've already seen way too many times, so I get bored and surf Slashdot.
      So, what episode was it that caused this post?

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    2. Re:IMHO here's what's happening by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Sideshow Bob is getting out of jail. Bart doesn't trust him, but everyone else does, especially one of Bart's aunts. And Bart is right: Sideshow Bob is up to no good.

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    3. Re:IMHO here's what's happening by borgboy · · Score: 1

      This is one of those instances where I wish you could get ONE message in a story modded up to +6. Good stuff.

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    4. Re:IMHO here's what's happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely!
      I tend to stop skipping ads after I've nodded off.

    5. Re:IMHO here's what's happening by SirWhoopass · · Score: 1

      It's too bad they didn't compare commericals viewed in live versus recorded broadcasts. The indicated that they tracked commercials viewed in both (in the case of a live broadcast a commercial is "skipped" by channel surfing).

      While The Weakest Link is probably not a good example, I can believe that certain shows get more commercials viewed. For example, I often use my TiVo to record motorcycle programming on the Speed Channel and it's about the only type of programming in which I will ever watch the (recorded) commercials. This is because I am interested in the product. Most of the ads are targeted towards motorcyclists. Slashdot is similar; while I don't click on many banner ads, I click on far more on Slashdot than any other site because they're well targeted.

    6. Re:IMHO here's what's happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't Fear Factor on NBC?

    7. Re:IMHO here's what's happening by mjh · · Score: 1
      The other 30% were bored and trolling Slashdot.

      Or were too impatient to let it record and were watching it live.

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  52. Skip commercials, go to jail by Animats · · Score: 3, Informative
    • "[Skipping commercials is] theft. Your contract with the network when you get the show is you're going to watch the spots. Otherwise you couldn't get the show on an ad-supported basis. Any time you skip a commercial . . . you're actually stealing the programming." -- Jamie Kellner, CEO Turner Broadcasting Div., AOL/Time/Warner.

    From the plaintiff's filing in Paramount vs. SonicBlue:

    • Defendants' unlawful scheme attacks the fundamental economic underpinnings of free television and basic nonbroadcast services and, hence, the means by which plaintiffs' copyrighted works are paid for. Advertisers will not pay to have their advertisements placed within television programming delivered to viewers when the advertisements will be invisible to those viewers. In effect, by eliminating the embedded advertising, defendants' copying-and-commercial-deletion feature will (as to those viewers who employ the feature) eliminate the source of payment to the copyright owner for the very program being viewed. As a result, defendants' unlawful scheme impairs the value of plaintiffs' works and reduces the incentive for their creation and dissemination. For subscription television program services that depend in part on advertising revenues, use of the AutoSkip feature has the same effect. In both cases, the AutoSkip feature would fundamentally and inevitably erode the means by which copyright owners are paid for their works and hence the value of the programming they create.

    So there.

    1. Re:Skip commercials, go to jail by Cyno · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Jack Valenti on VHS tapes back in the day.

      If they care so much about me watching these commercials then I suggest they pay for the cable subscription.

    2. Re:Skip commercials, go to jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could see how this may apply for free television, but what about paid television. I don't know about other people, but I have to pay for my cable tv. I don't watch many of the crap channels either. Mostly comedy central, cartoon network, discovery, tlc, scifi, and hbo.
      I have to pay for these. I would even be willing to pay a little extra (not a whole lot, just a little) for fewer commercials.
      Also, what about the "olden" days, when there were very few commercials. Shows were sponsored. You saw lots of "This show brought to you exclusively by Mom's happy pastaroni" or something....dunno rambling...sorry.

    3. Re:Skip commercials, go to jail by wboatman · · Score: 1

      Contrary to popular belief, the American people own the airwaves. The original deal with the FCC was that the broadcasters wouldn't charge people to watch shows, and the broadcasters could have a chunk of the airwaves. No mention was ever made regarding obligations of the public to the broadcasters.

      If the broadcasters don't like it, they are free to sell their stations and get a real job.

    4. Re:Skip commercials, go to jail by Chad+E+Dirks · · Score: 1

      There is no shame in taking what is freely given to you if for whatever reason you truly can not get by their programming (although there may be shame in being in such a state).

      But please, for all of our sakes, do not support these people financially. Reading statements like the above quote, how could you live with yourself if you did? If you can not get by without it: steal it until you succeed in weaning yourself from it. You ought not to steal, but you do a greater wrong to yourself and all of us by supporting them financially.

  53. Rewind to watch = fast-forwarded too far by swb · · Score: 1

    I have never rewound to watch a commercial. Usually what happens is I FF too far (too fast) and have to back up again to get back to the program re-entry point.

    Sometimes Tivo's automatic rewind-on-fastforward does it right, but sometimes it doesn't and I end up getting about the last half of the last commercial.

    Sounds like a bunch of erroneous data to me.

    Further made erroneous by me watching something on Tivo and reading a catalog or magazine at the same time. I get into the magazine, forget about the show, and after about three spots I realize there's a commercial playing, and then I FF to the show again.

    1. Re:Rewind to watch = fast-forwarded too far by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1
      Further made erroneous by me watching something on Tivo and reading a catalog or magazine at the same time. I get into the magazine, forget about the show, and after about three spots I realize there's a commercial playing, and then I FF to the show again.


      As far as the advertisers are concerned, even if it was in the background, it's a good spot. It's just like the radio mass market... lower the threshold to making people change the station. You don't want songs people really get into, you just want things that will fit in the background with the ads. The objective is to make things bearable enough that you don't change the channel... or fast forward.

      The interesting thing from the article is the fact that things people watch religiously (sitcoms or whatever) have very poor ad penetration... so they are better canidates for sponsorship and reduced ad spots. (These are specifically the shows that the networks have kept upping the advertising time on!)

      I used to be afraid of better targeted ads (like many /.'ers), but now... it might make the whole thing more bearable. Too much advertising reduces the threshold for fast forwarding...
  54. The tea-break effect. by salimfadhley · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This was one of the reasons for a unique kind of power station to be created in Wales (For Americans, that is the little country stuck on the side of England but still part of the UK!).

    The Dinorwig Pumped-Storage power-station spends most of it's time consuming electricity by pumping the contents of a huge lower resivoir onto two upper resivoirs.

    As soon as the tea-break starts, Dinorwig lets rip, and the entire contents of the upper lakes are allowed to flow back down, the energy being converted back into electricial energy.

    Despite the fact that Dinorwig is less than 80% efficient, it saves the generating companies millions a year because it can react in an instant to sudden demands for more power.

    http://www.darvill.clara.net/altenerg/pumped.htm

    " Dinorwig has the fastest "response time" of any pumped storage plant in the world - it can provide 1320 MegaWatts in 12 seconds. That's a lot of cups of tea!"

  55. It seems to me like.. by CatOne · · Score: 1

    TiVo could be shooting itself in the foot with this... if they find out that eventually 93% of people who use TiVo are skipping ads, how much you wanna bet the TV industry sues Tivo to get them to stop skipping ads, too? Sort of like DVDs which won't let you skip over previews. That makes me mad as hell.

  56. Maybe things will get less annoying. by dr_eaerth · · Score: 1

    So maybe we get a commercial Nielsens where they learn what are good ads and what are bad ads, and they'll stop producing long boring ads that people want to skip.

    Any appeal to intelligence of marketers and advertisers is dumb, but nevertheless, it is definitely possible to create advertising that people don't have the urge to skip.

    Take me for example. I hate ads. If I've taped a show, I'll fast forward. If I'm watching live TV, I mute the TV and ignore the TV until commercials are over. I go months at a time without seeing a single commercial, and when it happens, it's by accident.

    But I watch anime fansubs. No one ever cuts out the little bits at the beginning where they say, "this show was brought to you by the following sponosrs," and yet I never fast forward past the advertisement. It's only 5 seconds, and not annoying, so why bother?

    You know what that is? It's an advertisement that gets watched, almost every time, by one of the most anti-advertising people around. It's the television version of Google text ads, and if advertisers adopted a strategy like this, watching TV would become a much less of a painful experience.

    However, it will not happen. Advertisers will instead try to make ads even more irritating, to try and get people to pay attention out of shock value. I mean, did TV shows get any better when ratings were introduced?

  57. the reality of it by poptones · · Score: 1
    I used to watch quite a bit of TV. Now I rarely watch at all, save for a few select shows...

    Nova
    Frontline
    Survivor
    Big Brother
    Fear Factor
    Dog Eat Dog
    The Great Race
    Frasier (when it's not up against one of the above)
    Letterman/Leno when there's something to watch and I'm not so annoyed by the commercials I turn the sumbitch off and open winamp

    Now, watch any of those prime time shows (except the ones on PBS) and note carefully all the product placement. Then note the comments in the article about fast forwarding during commercials on these "live" shows. So, not only are the "reality" shows more lucrative for advertisers who buy commercial time, they're also more lucrative for the networks because they also get to sell "ads" right in the show itself (he said, as Brooke Burke tuns everyone's attention to "the Circuit City question board."

    Frankly, I'm glad they're finally getting this. I would enjoy Letterman much, much more if it were Dave doing "dumb ads" for product placements. Sell product placements for "Will It Float?" and "What's that Smell?" instead of dumping twenty minutes of commercials into the last half hour of the show and they'd command a LOT more eyeballs. Hell, they could even get these folks to sponsor some new outfits for grinder Girl...

  58. Re:No. Tivo has killed TV -- TV just doesn't know by macshune · · Score: 1

    Selling the TV and buying a farm is a great idea, but for those that don't, marketers will adjust to the new ad climate. At the end of the article it says that companies will just spend more money on things like product placement and program sponsorship.

    The best thing that could come of this would be TV free of most commercials. Unfortunately, this would probably lead to shows that are unwatchable as they would contain so many "ad-ettes" (pop-up ads ala TLC, product placement, etc). Guess there's always the movies....no, wait...


    did i coin a new word?

  59. Death of Popular TV? by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

    In the article, it mentions that the 'popular' TV shows have a higher ad-skip ratio. This worries me, as I can easily see companies deciding they want to spend money where the ads will be seen, therefore going to the less popular shows, getting the popular shows canceled (since they don't generate revenue).

    Not that they would conciously try to kill the shows people like to watch, just that the economics seem to say those are the shows that won't get funded.

    Could this do to TV what the top-40 format has done to radio? (E.G.: Kill all real public intrest?)

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    1. Re:Death of Popular TV? by taustin · · Score: 2, Informative

      A smaller percentage of a large number is often more actual people than a large percentage of a small number of people.

      In other words, would you rather your ad be seen by 5% of 1,000,000 people, or 75% of 500 people?
      To use the numbers from the article, The Practice had 8.9% of viewers, and they watched 30% of the ads. That's 2.67% of viewers. The Weakest Link viewers, being 0.9% of viewers, would have to record commercials and watch them three times each to match that.

  60. How do they know if I'm watching live? by Fazlazen · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I don't see how they would know if I'm watching a program live. If I'm running at the tip of the live feed, then I'm not going to be pressing any buttons during the program. Sure, I hardly ever make it through a program without using the -8 seconds button at least once, or pausing it.

    The article discusses how some live events and reality television have a larger percentage of watched ads. I would guess that would be because most people watch those shows when they're actually being broadcast, as opposed to watching them later. It would be more interesting to see statistics of what % of the commercials are watched when it was watched live versus what % people are watching when watching it previously recorded.

    For the live/reality events, those are conversation pieces for some people at work the next day (*gasp* Did you see who the Bachelor picked?). I'd bet that those programs are watched live more, and therefore people are unable to skip the commercials.

    1. Re:How do they know if I'm watching live? by FattMattP · · Score: 1
      I don't see how they would know if I'm watching a program live.
      It doesn't know when you are watching the screen, of course. However, Tivo assumes that if you've pressed a button on the remote in the last 30 minutes that you are using the unit and watching something. If it's idle for more than that it assumes you aren't watching. This is why when you're watching TV and a show is coming up that it has to record it will ask if you if it's okay for it to change the channel. If it's been idle for 30 minutes or more it just goes ahead and changes the channel.

      I read this in a Tivo FAQ somewhere but I can't find it at the moment.

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  61. TiVo Doesn't Know When TV is Turned Off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I can say, as a long-time TiVo user, that the following paragraph draws entirely the wrong conclusion:

    On April 11, 2002, ABC's popular TV drama The Practice drew a TiVo rating of 8.9, meaning 8.9% of TiVo owners watched the show live or recorded it and watched it later. But those viewers watched just 30% of the ads shown. Meanwhile, quiz show The Weakest Link, drew a rating of 0.9, but viewers watched 78% of the commercials. TV news magazine 60 Minutes got only a 2.2 rating, but its viewers sat through 73% of the ads.

    The "Weakest Link" had 78% because no one was manning the Fast-Forward button anymore! 78% of the viewers had turned off the TV and left the TiVo playing.
  62. I don't watch TV you insensitive clod! by Squidgee · · Score: 1
    Well, I don't. With the internet, I'd rather sit and read news, websites, stories, etc than fry my brain watching TV. In fact, the most recent TV show I watched was an episode of Futurama I downloaded. As far as normal programming, I barely watch it.

    I'd rather read, or exercise. I don't need no stinking TV.

  63. strategies by OpenMind(tm) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Since I gotten my Tivo, I've noticed the rise of one trick that I see as a Tivo busting strategy. About a year ago, I noticed they started moving movie advertisements to the front of blocks of commercials a lot. The idea being, I think, that Tivo users are more likely to go back and watch a movie trailer, and once they are one commercial in, they'll probably just let the rest of the break play out. It worked on me for a little while. I'm curious if this is intentional, or if it is just movie advertising paying big money for preffered placement.

  64. They should make the adds better then... by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Heck people downloaded the new Honda Accord adds to see them - they actually _paid_ (for the bandwidth and in their time) to get hold of them! There were even a lot of downloads of the making of movie!

    (Low quality version at http://multimedia.honda-eu.com/multimedia/video/cl ips/cars/thecog.zip or there is a high quality 48mb TVAD.MOV floating around, or you can even order the DVD direct from Honda for free in the UK at http://www.honda.co.uk/brochure/orderCars.jsp?sour ce=accord)

    If you have adds like that, people will watch them. If not then people will do what they have always done - fast forward them, or if that's turned off, go and make a cup of tea instead.

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  65. Giving TiVo bogus data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is slightly off topic, but I have my TiVo attached to my DirecTV receiver along with the serial connection for timer-based channel changing.

    I really hate the buffer-loss feature of TiVo when one changes channels, and the serial connection to my old Sony DTV receiver makes for even slower channel changing than normal, so I change channels "out from under" the TiVo by using the DirecTV remote.

    So as far as my TiVo knows, I am watching ABC right now, having recorded the Jimmy Kimmel show last night, even though my DTV receiver is probably set to HBO or comedy central or something completely different (a manual channel-change sometime after Kimmel was on).

    So I'm more than happy to have TiVo corporate store up as much of my bogus data as they like.

  66. PATRIOT 2 ramifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If someone can figure out exactly what you want to watch, can this be used by the patriot-ness enforcers, just like they want to do in the libraries?
    just wondering... Big Brother is right around the corner.

  67. Not only "big media" by poptones · · Score: 1

    But "Little PBS." the only thing more insulting; more condescending to its audience; more insulting to the intelligence of its viewers than prime time network TV - is PBS during "pledge week."

  68. More Product Placement! by mcp33p4n75 · · Score: 0

    What needs to happen is more product placement! Don't believe me? Watch Conan O'Brien. If you're lucky, you might catch Preperation H Raymond! My friends and I have been talking about Prep H Ray for months. Every once in a while, one of us will break out "I heard about your colon, it's big red and swollen. Raymond's here, Raymond's here."

    On a more serious note, I think the major risk is a reduction in the quality of television programming. TV is already terrible, but wait until they can't get the same funding. Soon every TV show will be a reality TV show because they're cheap to produce and people love them. Apparently they're also good for advertising (in the article it said people watch ads through reality shows). Think MTV couldn't get any worse? Wait until it's the American Idol channel. As long as execs don't cut Adult Swim and The Daily show, I'll be happy.

  69. Television People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn, I can't wait until staring at the wall is no longer America's favorite passtime.

    Go over to someone's house and they're all staring at the wall going "duhhhhh..". Are tryto have a conversation with someone and all they say is, "Hey, that also reminds me of something I saw on television..."

    Nation of fat stupid people who could give a fuck about the world falling around their ears so long as they've got spongebob on the tube and some hydrogenated treat within arms reach.

    We're in some kind of ghetto of American history. Jeez where's the fast forward button.

  70. Re:Movie ads do the same by gricholson75 · · Score: 1

    Go see The Matrix Reloaded, it will make you a cooler person.

  71. Why do you hate tampon commercials? by swb · · Score: 1

    It's not like menstruation is a degenerate behavior that some obscure minority of the population is involved in.

    Maybe when you grow up and have a relationship with a real adult woman other than your mother you'll understand this.

    1. Re:Why do you hate tampon commercials? by poptones · · Score: 1
      WTF does "a relationship with a woman" have to do with hating tampon ads? I shit, too, but that doesn't mean I enjoy toilet paper and laxative ads.

      Moron.

    2. Re:Why do you hate tampon commercials? by zapp · · Score: 1

      I have been involved in a healthy relationship with a "real adult woman" for 2 years. I am also a full legal adult, and to boot, I don't feel the need to throw insults around. Perhapse you should grow up.

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  72. They do know! by deft · · Score: 1

    "Thank goodness they still don't know if you went to the bathroom for a break or to the fridge"

    Wrong!
    If you skipped a commercial, they know which one. If the commercials plays... then they know you left to the bathroom or fridge.

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  73. Friday blowout! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The ads are ANNOYING!

    I hate the little dramas they try to play out as if we're supposed to believe we're seeing real people. I don't care if some damn, whiny bitch isn't feeling "fresh". Welcome to the world of evolution and genetics. You don't feel fresh. I lose my hair at age 40 and my refractory period has hit 2 weeks. Welcome to the Miserable Hearts Club. Now shut up about it.

    Or the stupid jingles or the grating voiceovers. Everyone sounds like a used car salesman or a politician. Everybody in ad-land has happy nuclear familes in Whitebreadville, except for the Black targeted ads that are invariably accompanied by some sort of stereotypical blues jingle. I wanna see a Burger King commercial with Menace Klan's "Kill Whitey" in the background. Have a BK Fish, G, and tap some of that ass!

    Or any alcohol ad. "You're all losers, so you need to dull your mind even further before you can have fun! May we suggest you consume large quantites of our cheap, watery beer. Oh, and drink responsibly! Wink! Wink!" Jackass, if I wanted to drink responsibly, I'd have a glass of orange juice. Wink wink at my spinchter, assface.

    Whatever happened to those goddamned Mentos commercials? Mentos - breath mint of the master race. Christ, I don't even know what that meant! And if anyone actually smiled as wide as they do in toothpaste commercials, their brains would pop out. I guess it's a good thing that these dogfood grade morons with the idiot grins plastered on their botoxed lippage don't have brains in the first place.

    And smoker's toothpolish. How dick is that? "Bob! You quit smoking!" says whore. "DID I?" says Bob. "Hmm, no. I guess not," says whore. "I can still smell the fetid stench of your filthy brain damaged habit wafting from your smoke encrusted clothing. Bleah. It's an extra $200 if you expect me to deal with your Marlboro funk."

    Argh! Don't get me started on commercials!

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    1. Re:Friday blowout! by Froobly · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to those goddamned Mentos commercials? Mentos - breath mint of the master race. Christ, I don't even know what that meant! And if anyone actually smiled as wide as they do in toothpaste commercials, their brains would pop out. I guess it's a good thing that these dogfood grade morons with the idiot grins plastered on their botoxed lippage don't have brains in the first place.

      Hey, those Mentos ads were awesome. I think surrealism in commercials should be encouraged. Of course, they all looked like they'd been recorded 5-10 years ago in Germany, but that sort of added to their edgy feel.

      Mentos, der freshmacher...

    2. Re:Friday blowout! by Chad+E+Dirks · · Score: 1

      "Or any alcohol ad. "You're all losers, so you need to dull your mind even further before you can have fun!"

      Remember? You got that one just right.

      [enter: obese man wearing a 'wife beater', frying eggs and lard in a grungy kitchen]

      [deep voice] That's living: The High Life(tm).

    3. Re:Friday blowout! by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      I'd agree, but my mind is too overwhelmed from seeing the 70th Bowflex commercial of the hour.

  74. If anything, isn't Tivo cutting its own throat? by John+Jorsett · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought Tivo was already concerned about the entertainment/advertising biz getting teed off about viewers skipping commercials (hence Tivo's lack of a "30-second-skip" button). So now they're going to give them hard data showing exactly how bad it is? Seems like an odd strategy.

    1. Re:If anything, isn't Tivo cutting its own throat? by goldfndr · · Score: 1

      They're not just giving the hard data away, they're planning to sell it. And TiVo needs to get into the black.

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    2. Re:If anything, isn't Tivo cutting its own throat? by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1
      They're not just giving the hard data away, they're planning to sell it. And TiVo needs to get into the black.

      I meant 'give' in the sense of 'furnish' not as in 'make a gift of'. My point was that Tivo on the one hand exhibits squeamishness to the degree that they won't consider putting a 30-second skip feature in, yet they're willing to let the advertisers and producers see actual proof that Tivo users skip commercials using the fast forward. If they're trying to maintain cordial relations, it seems an odd way to do it, even if they need the money.

  75. Bias by poptones · · Score: 1

    You obviously do not know whgat the hell you are talking about. I have friends who still have weekly Survivor parties. The message boards are still busy with people discussing the shows, betting on their outcome, and searching the globe for spoilers. The people who watch shows like Survivor and Big Brother watch the show with rapt attention - and then many of them pay to watch even more over the internet. Everyone (except those who insist on looking down their noses at the genre) knows this. Duh. That's why companies pay for placements on the goddamn show.

    1. Re:Bias by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      I have friends who still have weekly Survivor parties.
      Does this party involve people getting together to watch live TV? Or do they use a Tivo?
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  76. Ads, ads, and more ads. by Agent+R · · Score: 1

    Just remember folks.. approx. 16 minutes out of every hour of airtime is dedicated to commercials. And there is round-the-clock research going on to see how they can squeeze in even more. (Such as digital filtering of duplicate or near-duplicate frames.) I know that TV stations rely on advertising as a source of their revenue, but the constant barrage of television advertisements appears to be grating on the public at large. (Particularly when you have to pay ever increasing costs for cable or satellite.)

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  77. user owner ad co-op by akb · · Score: 1

    The free PVR projects (Freevo, MythTV) should start a data collection service that users opt into and sell this information to marketers then disperse the money back to the end users. Tivo should sell a box, not a box that requires a connection to the mothership.

  78. Decent Product Placement by rkent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's more likely that the decent shows will be sponsored instead of saturated with ads. Firefly, brought to you by Preparation H!

    When I read this, the idea of firefly presented by a hemmeroids ointment was so ridiculous, it made me laugh. But not, I realized, much more than regular product placement.

    Advertising agencies have still got it all wrong. Why doesn't one of the characters on Friends, for instance, have a thing for coke? I know enough people in the real world who are adamantly "addicted" to certain brands and foods that it wouln't even stretch the imagination to see a TV character with that trait.

    But instead they do horribly klutzy things like "the doritos picnic" on the original survivor, or the painfully akward Coke placement on American Idol. It's actually disarmingly honest; "hey look, we're a show you like and we're pushing a product, don't you want to BUY it??"

    No. No we don't. We're over advertising as a social contract, where we tolerate it with the abiding satisfaction of receiving the accompanying content as a "reward." We no longer feel any obligation to this system. Advertising dollars spent on that very mechanism are terribly wasted, even if it works sometimes. Better to assign the desired buy-craziness to a TV character we can empathize with and desire to emulate. At least this will catch us off guard for a couple of years.

    1. Re:Decent Product Placement by MechCow · · Score: 1
      The whole idea of product placement is that it is not "seen". Advertisers don't want characters who have a coke addiction because a cluey audience will realise that marketers are screwing around with their entertainment and they will not like that. Also, people want characters who they can relate to but who are similar to them in some way, it would be difficult to convince an audience that someone was cool because they were addicted to coke (because it is better to show characters who are powerful, in control then people will idolise them).

      What the best advertisers have done is to make it so their product is what makes the characters cool or what makes the movie exciting. Think tom cruises sunglasses in mission impossible or bonds watch or car in the latest bond.

      What is scary is that advertising is going to get mroe transperant but it also going to become even more integrated into the programs. It is perhaps the greatest sign of our apathy that the only thing we have left, our entertainment and culture, is becoming commercialised - its value lost on future generations except as a sign of how fucked up previous generations were.

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    2. Re:Decent Product Placement by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      I don't remember the product (I think it was a car company) but I do think that Andromeda was a sponsored show for a time, at least in the Chicago market.

    3. Re:Decent Product Placement by ndogg · · Score: 1
      It's actually disarmingly honest; "hey look, we're a show you like and we're pushing a product, don't you want to BUY it??"

      What?! A business being honest? I'm sorry, I don't understand.
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    4. Re:Decent Product Placement by mjh · · Score: 1
      Advertising agencies have still got it all wrong. Why doesn't one of the characters on Friends, for instance, have a thing for coke? I know enough people in the real world who are adamantly "addicted" to certain brands and foods that it wouln't even stretch the imagination to see a TV character with that trait.

      Ironically, enough, one of the characters in "Sex in the City" is going to have a thing for TiVo. No, I'm kidding! In the 2nd episode of season 6 (this season), Miranda is going to give up on men in deferrance to her TiVo! I am NOT making this up.

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    5. Re:Decent Product Placement by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      1) perhaps the viewer will equate coke with addictions and avoid it so they don't also get addicted.

      2) perhaps the viewer will get fed up with episodes based around Joey's coke addiction.

      3) perhaps the viewer likes all but that one particular character on the show and sees that character likes coke so avoids it.

      4) perhaps the actor goes out and kills someone, etc... and the product tie-in is mentioned in all the papers.

      Then again, you can have some of the same problems with commercials - T-Mobile makes me think of C-Zeta Jones pregnant and smoking.

    6. Re:Decent Product Placement by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Advertising agencies have still got it all wrong. "

      The bad agencies at least. I work for an ad agency, and I can tell you, there are several good agencies out there that DO get it, and they are the ones that are getting all the business these days because it is becoming easier and easier for the client to get quantitative data about how effective the agency is being for them. Once you have quantitative data, its all a question of picking the agency with the best numbers, and thus the bad agencies will eventually be weeded out, or supported with dwindling ad budgets from companies who can't afford the good agencies.

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    7. Re:Decent Product Placement by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And maybe if the ads weren't equally lame... Ads don't have to be boring. Frex, I *love* the IBM "magic pixie dust" ad series, and never tired of seeing them. They were cleverly conceived and they made good use of their continuing characters.

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    8. Re:Decent Product Placement by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      "Advertising agencies have still got it all wrong."

      No, the consumers are the ones that get it all wrong. Most consumers make rash assumptions about things that they know nothing about.

      Advertising agencies know what they're doing and more especially they know what we're doing. They know what we buy. They know when we buy it. They know where we bought it in the store. They know what other items we bought at the same time. They know what some of us buy on a regular basis. They can guess what we watched on TV. In other words, they know a lot more than you may realize.

      And with that information, they can, and they do, test their assumptions. They can test the effectiveness of packaging, shelf position, ambient music, advertisements, product placements, public relation, slanted scientific studies, and the list goes on. I've seen this research, thousands of pages of research are produced for the launch of each product. And thousands of pages of research are produced after the launch of each product. And while the advertising agencies only represent a small component of the entire machinery -- I certainly wouldn't disparage the expertise they bring to the table.

    9. Re:Decent Product Placement by goldfndr · · Score: 1
      Really? Cars appeared on Andromeda? Would love to see an MPEG of that!

      The subject is Product Placement, not sole sponsorship. One example I really liked was the 1-800-COLLECT bits on Tracker... I remember getting through an episode (around 8?) that didn't mention 1-800-COLLECT, it kinda freaked me out. Ended up watching the whole thing again on my TiVo just to make sure.

      I imagine that, if 1-800-COLLECT ever dies, the product placements will seem rather odd (but "Retro" isn't always bad).

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    10. Re:Decent Product Placement by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      Since I was the guy who brought up firefly/preparation H, I think I have something of a say on what the conversation was about. I said sponsorship and meant it. Go have your own conversation.

  79. At least they don't show how to use it by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny
    I can just see the commercial for that one

    Man 1: Hey, Joe, do you ever have problems with an itcy asshole?
    Man 2: Well I used to, then my friends turned me on to Preparation H!
    Man 1: Really? How's that work?
    Man 2: Well lemme just slap a little on for you there, skippy...
    Man 1: Oooh.. Oh...
    Man 2 ... Just gotta make sure you get a thorough coat on...
    Man 1: Hey... that IS better!
    Voiceover: Preparation H, for all your itchy asshole needs.

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    1. Re:At least they don't show how to use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I'm eating dinner!

    2. Re:At least they don't show how to use it by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      You have seen that Tivo ad which uses the same spoofed commercial, right?

      Right when things are about to get uncomfortable, the screen pauses and the voiceover explains how using Tivo, you can skip the stuff you don't want to see.

    3. Re:At least they don't show how to use it by goldfndr · · Score: 1
      OMG! That's what it's for? If only I'd known!

      Off to the store I go

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    4. Re:At least they don't show how to use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hilarious!

  80. They are, sort of by ehintz · · Score: 1

    Ok, they're not paying your monthly fee. But as long as TiVo Inc. can keep coming up with cool PVR uses/features for the commercial makers and sponsors, said entities will be much less likely to sue TiVo into oblivion ala ReplayTV. So in a somewhat round-about way, they are paying a portion of your monthly fee, by simply allowing TiVo Inc. to continue to exist. Or perhaps more accurately they're running a protection racket against TiVo Inc., but I'm OK with that compromise for now. Better than shutting down my DTiVo.

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  81. Less full ads - more 'banner' ads by TheRealStyro · · Score: 1

    I have mixed feelings about this news. One hand it proves that smart ('technophiles') with tivos will bypass commercials given a chance, on the other hand the advertisers will develop new ways of annoying watchers. For example - advertisers could use more product placement (usually doesn't bother me unless it is blatant - "I like X; you should buy X; please buy X"), more 'banner' ads (ads placed in lower part of screen - see TNN as example of over-the-top usage of ads of this nature) this should only be used if content is widescreen and letterboxed but you know the fcc could never write a rule like that, and lawsuits to get ad-skip and/or fast-forward/cue buttons removed (those buttons should be a requirement for time-shifting devices).

    For me, dvds provide more bang for the buck. I can edit out objectionable material (ads and warnings) and write out to an RW. Watch then erase and go again...

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  82. Ads need to be designed for PVRs by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2, Informative
    I still watch some commercials with my UTV. When a commercial comes on, I have to pick up the remote, and hit the ~30 second skip until I recognize I've skipped the block of ads, then hit the ~7 second backward skip to back up to where the show resumed.

    This means I almost always see the first couple of seconds of the first ad, and if it is interesting, I'll watch it.

    Same goes for the last ad in the block...I'll see the end of it, and if the end is very interesting, I'll back up and watch.

    So, to reach me, the best shot the advertisers have is at the ends of commercial blocks. An ad in the middle only has a chance if it is so interesting that in the time it it takes me to recognize it is not the show as I skip past, I'll be grabbed, or if the ad next to it is interesting enough that I decide to watch that neighbor ad, and while skipping to the start of that, the other ad catches me.

    That gives these rules for ads if you want the PVR crowd to see them:

    1. The first and last spot in the block are the most valuable.
    2. The first ad in the block needs be interesting from the beginning.

    3. The last ad in the block needs to end in a way that will be interesting to people who haven't seen the begining of the ad.

    4. The value of interior spots depends on what is around them.

    5. A clever advertiser could use this to try to get people to skip the following ads, which might make it more likely the consumer will remember their ad. For example, instead of spending all 30 seconds on your product, do a 20 second interesting ad, and a 10 second boring ad or public service announcement or something--the idea is to give people some time to start skipping before some other company's ad can start. If the only ad people see during a break is yours, you've won.

    1. Re:Ads need to be designed for PVRs by TheRealStyro · · Score: 1

      Good ideas, but one thing is missing - how do you catch a persons attention when you only have maybe a two second (max five) window? If I had a tivo (matter of time/money until I get one) the only things that would stop me from bypassing would be something on the order of full frontal nudity, hardcore porn, or maybe an old-time emergency broadcast signal (might fool me once or twice). Other than that - click!

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    2. Re:Ads need to be designed for PVRs by dspyder · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree with you more! That's exactly the way we watch TV!

      However, have you ever seen the end of an interesting commercial, backed up, tried to find the beginning of it, watched the whole commercial, and not understand why the ending bit was funny or interesting in the first place? Most commercials are such a disappointment!

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  83. Easy by smartin · · Score: 1

    My Tivo skips all ads except Victoria's Secret

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  84. Duh by poptones · · Score: 1
    You're kidding, right?

    Do you go to sporting event parties? I don't because I despise sports - but I doubt you'll find many people throwing Superbowl parties and watching a recording of the event.

    Duh...

    1. Re:Duh by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      You're kidding, right?
      No, I wasn't kidding. Someone suggested that I might not know what the hell I was talking about, so I wanted to find out whether or not their anecdotes were relevant to my theory about how Tivos are used.
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    2. Re:Duh by Elentar · · Score: 1

      I have several friends with at least one Tivo each. We have had 'watch-your-favorite-broadcast' parties before, whether for sports, James Bond marathons, Monty Python, the latest episode of Futurama, Junkyard Wars, etc. Usually, there's one of us who has their Tivo set to record the show, and then we all go over there *whenever we decide* and play it back during the party.

      I know of many people who watch sports that way, even with just a VCR. If you're the kind of person with so much free time that you can just sit in front of the TV whenever the networks think you ought to, then maybe you watch live TV. For many of us, the ability to easily time-shift your programs to a more convenient slot is great, and nobody cares that it was technically broadcast hours or days before.

      -Elentar

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  85. Re:Hackable? Well, sort of.. by q2a · · Score: 1
    Yup. On your Tivo remote, press;
    Select, Play, Select, 3, 0.
    And you'll tell them everything they need to know.
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  86. If TiVo was smart.... by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

    If TiVo was smart, they would sell encrypted flags that prevent certain commercials from being skipped. Or it could sell to a company so companies ads would be by default skipped, sota like Gator.

  87. Oops by q2a · · Score: 1
    Select, Play, Select, 3, 0, Select.
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  88. Here's some British Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.uktvadverts.com/Media/

  89. I totally agree by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I was thinking the same thing about reality shows as you observed, that most people watch them as they are being broadcast with no delay.

    They tend to be interesting the day they are broadcast, but loose value soon after... I think perhaps not even so much because you can talk to other people the next day about them (which is true) but because you have to watch that one before the next one or it has no value at all (since watching the next episode automatically tells you who was kicked off/last at the pitstop) so you need to keep on top of watching them or you can forget before the next one.

    Reality TV shows have the most linear short-term structure of any kind of programming, and thus most subject to live viewing. I have to admit to watching "The Amazing Race", which I find an interesting character study. We always watch it live if possible, so even if I had a TIVO (waiting for an HDTV capable model or for me to stop being so lazy and build an equivalent) I wouldn't be skipping any ads.

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  90. The ramification I worry about most by Curly · · Score: 1

    I worry that TiVo is going to lose their focus on making a good PVR that I like to use. If they see themselves as a data-collection company, they're likely to see me less as a feature-hungry tv viewer and more as a data source; their real customer becomes whoever buys the data, at which point it stops being all about me.

    A startup company relies on excited customers, so the customer is in charge for a while. If the customers grow into a "customer base" to be used in some manner, that can dominate the company's focus. Then the CEO with the original vision is replaced with a number-cruncher who figures out how to maximize revenue, and nothing is very much fun anymore.

    Fortunately, someone else eventually picks up the slack, and the original company no longer matters.

    I hope I'm wrong; maybe this won't happen at TiVo...

  91. Television will not continue in its current state by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...at least, not forever. Sure, we're going to have to put up with various forms of broadcast TV as a push medium for a while, but the time is coming when we're going to end up with only video-on-demand, with perhaps very limited broadcast still existing for the more or less disconnected. Wireless networking is getting faster and cheaper all the time, as technologies are wont to do. Anyone with a DOCSIS cable modem and a decent PC (say, in the 700MHz area) has the necessary equipment to watch video on demand. The fact that no one is really providing it (except for a few test markets) mostly tells us that the consumers are not yet ready.

    You may have noticed that a lot of major websites make you watch a couple of commercials before watching a video clip these days. This is essentially the way television is going to work in the future. You'll have a dedicated device or piece of software (Hello, "trusted" computing platforms) which reads and interprets the incoming streams, and requires you to do something interactive in between chunks of a program in order to continue watching it. Hardcore hackers will of course find a way to automate these processes and avoid watching commercials just as they have always circumvented stupidity, but this will keep the vast majority of people on the straight and narrow path, so to speak.

    Of course, it's going to be a while before that happens; Content creators and providers who are tied to the current infrastructure and their investments in it -- read: broadcast television outlets and media networks -- will continue to try to legislate rather than innovate. While you can expect them to enjoy some limited success (We have seen some already) ultimately they will have to solve the problem with technology.

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  92. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TV watches YOU!

    1. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      could someone please fucking explain to me the origin of this joke??

  93. Tivo spyware is next to useless by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

    >As long as the information is only used in the aggregate

    Well, as of now Tivo data is zipcode specific. It wasn't like this last year? Why? Tivo is hurting for dollars. I wonder how much more specific they'll get as they continue to lose money?

    Also, don't overestimate the tivo userbase. Its nothing close to the Neilson system and Tivo simply can't make any money selling this info because Tivo users are far from average. Enough expendable income to own a tivo + cable/satellite and you're a semi-early adopter? This demographic is pretty predicatable already. Tivo has nothing on the Neilsons and the networks agree.

    Here's how to opt-out of Tivo information collection.

    DirecTivo owners will have to call 1-800-DIRECTV

  94. How to really stop ad fast forwarding by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    TiVo's doing this the right way. They're not telling the ad execs who skipped their ad, they're telling the ad execs how many people skipped their ad... 80% of the people watching the show you sponsored over a TiVo think your ad wasn't worth their time.

    In contrast, TiVo points out that there almost always are several ads that air during the Super Bowl that actually get people to rewind back to them to see the ad again... wow, an ad that's so good people actually want to see it, what a concept!

    TiVo's good at brokering this kind of compromise between the industry and end users, as opposed to Microsoft whose DVR errored in being too pro-industry and ReplayTV whose DVR errored in being too anti-industry. TiVo seems to be able to come up with a product that both expands user's abilities and keeps the industry lawyers away...

  95. More popular shows still get more ads played by rollingcalf · · Score: 3, Informative

    "On April 11, 2002, ABC's popular TV drama The Practice drew a TiVo rating of 8.9, meaning 8.9% of TiVo owners watched the show live or recorded it and watched it later. But those viewers watched just 30% of the ads shown. Meanwhile, quiz show The Weakest Link, drew a rating of 0.9, but viewers watched 78% of the commercials. TV news magazine 60 Minutes got only a 2.2 rating, but its viewers sat through 73% of the ads."

    Even though the percentage of ads skipped increases with the popularity of the show, the popular shows still get more ads played through overall.

    With the 8.9 show above, 30% of that show's viewers played the ads, which means those ads were played through by 30% of 8.9% = 2.67% of viewers. With the 0.9 show, 78% of its viewers played the ads, and 78% of 0.9% = 0.702% overall. So the ads that air with the most popular shows still get the most eyeballs, despite the inverse relationship mentioned in the article.

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    1. Re:More popular shows still get more ads played by nolife · · Score: 1

      How many of those people would not have watched those shows at all if they did not have a TIVO? With my schedule and general lack of interest in television entertainment, I only watch television when I go to bed (life long habit of leaving the TV on all night). So I bascially watch nothing but reruns or whatever comes on in the 11pm-1am time frame. If I had a TIVO, I'd probably record shows from earlier in the day and watch them then and I WOULD the skip commercials until I fell a sleep. The bottom line is I would not have seen them anyway so what's the difference.

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  96. Skip the 2nd, 3rd, ...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why not skip all but the first showing of a commercial?

  97. MOD THIS UP! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    NT

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  98. There's 3 types of ads by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1. Ads I watch on purpose. These are very rare, and usually involve pretty girls in skimpy outfits. Humor can snare me too, but most advertisers are too clueless to do it right.

    2. Ads I ignore. This is 90% of the TV ads. If I'm watching live I'll probably see/hear part of it while I go to the bathroom/kitchen/stick my nose in a book. Otherwise, I'll FF past it.

    3. Ads I can't stand. Bad sound effects will piss me off everytime. If I'm watching delayed, I'll FF past it. If I'm watching live, I'll "mute" until the show resumes, then pause for 15 minutes to ensure I won't have to suffer through any more commercials! If I didn't have the option of FFing or muteing, I'd go bonkers, destroy the TV with an axe, then go after the advertiser!

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  99. Do you even have one? by poptones · · Score: 1
    Even with my directivo I never skipped through survivor. It's an "event" - I don't surf, and the commercial breaks are filled the old fashioon way: trips to the john and the icebox.

    Apparently you don't watch survivor so you've never seen all the placements. Three minutes of footage of castaways frolicking on the beach in a shiny new Outback; starving castaways who have been surviving on rice or wheat savoring (in slow motion) a tiny sliver of a Snickers bar. People bidding hundreds of dollars for a glass of Mountain Dew and a bag of Tostitos...

    That's the point: it doesn't matter if the viewers "skip" the commercials, because they just watched a commercial during the last "competition." Then, after the series wraps and the merchandise goes on sale, they pay twenty or forty dollars for their very own DVD; they pay to watch those placements again, and again, and again.

  100. Re:No. Tivo has killed TV -- TV just doesn't know by patchmaster · · Score: 1
    you can watch such great shows as: Cooking World; Spatula City; Those Darn Mushroom Growers, and so on.
    And this would be different from today's offerings in what way?
  101. I've said it before and I'll say it again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just remember...

    The Television/Cable Station is selling - that makes them the seller.

    The Marketing Dorks are buying - that makes them the buyer.

    The rights to your eyeballs are being transacted - that makes you the product.

    Am I the only one pissed that I'm not getting money from the rights to my eyeballs? And that if I have Cable/Satellite, I'm PAYING to have my eyeballs sold (I'm the whore, the TV company is the pimp)?

    --AC

  102. It's a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe this will clue advertisers in that loud annoying commercials get people to tune out. If you want me to watch, make it entertaining and not headache inducing. Advertising is not necessarily a bad thing and most people here likely make their living due to good marketing. Now if we could only convince the annoying javascript idiots the same thing.

  103. How to make an American car commercial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    How to make an American car commercial.
    • Find a road (usually in the desert) with zero traffic
    • Play some guitar rock music very loudly
    • Take one model of the car (must be silver) and get some guy to drive it along the road/off the road very fast
    • Use camera trickery to speed it up even more, (like in Knight Rider, but being more careful to make sure the sun isn't seen setting at warp speed behind it) and to make it look like the car can do things it can't really do
    • Add engine noise from a louder engine to make a family saloon/sedan sound like a Formula-1 Grand Prix car or Indycar
    • Try to out-do your opposition in points for the cheesiest tagline (such as 'zoom-zoom' [Mazda] or 'driven' [Pontiac])
    • Try to out-do your opposition in making your commercial identical to every other car commercial
    Other tips:

    If filming in an urban setting, eliminate all traffic. Failing that, use time-lapse night-time photography to show the traffic as streaks of white & red lights. On no account do you ever show the reality of bumper-to-bumper slow-motion traffic.

    Don't emphasise the safety features of the car, concentrate on the ability to drive at illegal and dangerous speeds in inappropriate settings.

    Humour is prohibited. Be as boring as possible.

  104. Re:Do they really work? by DonGar · · Score: 1

    Actually, how well does advertising work? Do they do anything at all other than make sure you know a given company is big and well established?

    The rare commercial that I pay attention to is usally for some form of entertainment (like a movie or tv show). As someone else pointed out, these are more informative, partly because we don't already know what the new shows/movies will be, or what they'll be like.

    Of course, I'm not a brand concious person, and most of the things I'm interested in aren't advertised. Or at least, not in enough detail to be at all informative.

    I buy movies/books/music based on my own eccentric tastes. What's popular is not relevant. I buy (mostly) generic foods, and I try to have someone else (with taste) pick out my clothes. I go online and research before buying electronics.

    Ads had no impact at all when I was shopping for a home mortgage, and little to no impact when I went car shopping.

    I can only imagine two uses for ads.

    1) If it's something totally new (which I'll hear about on slashdot if I'm going to be interested).

    2) To prove that the company is well established. (Nike versus QuickFoot shoes).

    Do they have any other impact on people? Do they really work the way most companies seem to think they do?

    Are there really people out there who CARE about the new flavor of hand soap? Do they get excited about Palmolive commercials?

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  105. That ad is awsome (nt) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No Text

  106. When it's profitable, sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tivo has been trying to sell this stuff for *years*. What do you think this article was? They keep releasing this data stuff every so often in the hopes that someone will pay them to gather it. They're not doing well in terms of selling it, but it's getting better, and they are now starting to make some cash off this data.

    In other words, stop your bitching. When they can make money off it, they'll do so. But you don't make money by simply having a thing, you have to SELL that thing as well.

  107. hack the tivo rating system! by The_Rook · · Score: 1

    just think, a relatively small group of fans can hack the tivo rating system by organizing a tv watch.

    it works like this; fans of a particular show, organized via web site or bulletin board, all arrange to set their tivos up to repeat their favorite show all weekend long. even if the fans are at the beach or on vacation, the tivos dutifully play the programs with commercials intact giving the show a skewed rating.

    even if the show in question has a low rating, it'll show up as being efficient at getting commercials viewed. in fact, i'd say the scheme would work even better on a low rated show since a larger proportion of its fans could be organized this way.

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  108. Yes and no... by Otto · · Score: 1

    While the Tivo demo is slanted towards the young person with money to burn, their percentage of older people is rapidly growing.

    And in any case, as other people point out, young people with money is who the advertisers target 90% of the ads at.

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  109. It's not all 'evil'? by Chad+E+Dirks · · Score: 1

    Sure it is.

    What it is that is so terrible about advertising is that advertisers are intentionally trying to mislead and deceive you into purchasing their product.

    They make irrational appeals, they try to affect your emotional state to cause a lapse of judgement, they try to make you feel obligated to purchase their product, and many tell outright lies to you, lies which are protected by our government under the guise of 'advertising'.

    Why do we allow Chevorlet to tell us that their pickup truck is "like a rock"? In what significant way is their pickup truck "like a rock"? It is not in any significant way "like a rock". There is no requirement that Chevorlet demonstrate that their pickup truck is more "like a rock" than a competing pickup truck. There is no requirement that Chevorlet provide statistics and accompanying documentation of their methodology of gathering statistics, which support their claim that their pickup truck is "like a rock".

    No, all Chevorlet cares about is that you see their pickup truck driving through a patch of mud in a 'rugged-looking' environment, and associate their truck with ruggedness and rocks and things that people who buy pickup trucks put have no practical need for them, have been trained to want to associate with a pickup truck.

    They tell you very little about what their product does, but instead prefer to show pictures of 'attractive' or 'smart' people who are pretending to be happy and satisfied either as a result of using, or usually just by the very presence of the product being marketed.

    In many cases the commercials even have nothing whatsoever to do with the product, but only with the brand name. You probably already know the sort of widget they are trying to sell, in what circumstances you might have a need to purchase it, which other companies make a similarly functioning widget, and where to get one when you do need it.

    Why do they do this? Because probably their brand of widget has at best highly dubious advantages over any other brand of the same sort of widget, but they want to impress their brand name upon you.

    They want you, when you are in the store aisle and see a shelf full of widgets, to purchase their brand of widget for no other reason than that you have seen the brand advertised on television, and probably to pay more for it too than an alternative which would have functioned just as well.

    We are worse off as a society the more irrational and uninformed purchasing decisions we make, and especially purchasing decisions made as the result of deliberate and systematic deception.

    It should be considered a serious breach of ones ethical obligations to intentionally deceive and mislead 'consumers' into making irrational purchasing decisions.

    It is NOT "just business". How have we been lead to accept this as an excuse? It is NOT an acceptable thing to do to another person. It is flat out lying and deception, and we should not tolerate it.

    In many cases these irrational and uninformed purchasing decisions are devastating to the long term physical and mental health of members of our society.

    These advertisers are the sort of people we should be locking up. These are the people that have shown by their actions that they have no intention of doing what is best for society, but only for themselves at the expense of society. These are the sort of people that are dangerous to us.

    It is NOT "just business".

    It is NOT "just business".

    1. Re:It's not all 'evil'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just business. Buying a car that advertisements have told you is "like a rock" can be a preferable experience to buying a car based on just dry information. People like to live in fantasies, and Chevy sells those.

  110. Re:Hackable? Well, sort of.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please mod parent up for being evil...

    *grins psychotically*

  111. Re:No. Tivo has killed TV -- TV just doesn't know by Wateshay · · Score: 1

    I think that you've made some incorrect assumptions, there (although I wouldn't put it past the TV execs to make the same assumption). I don't think it means that bored people are more likely to watch commercials. I think what it means is that those shows are more likely to be turned on as background noise while people are doing other things. I find that with my TiVo, if I'm doing something else at the same time, I'm less likely to fast forward through the commercials, because I'm not paying enough attention to notice that the commercials are on (or care). Case in point, as I'm typing this message, there are commercials playing on the TV. As soon as I hit submit, though, I'm going to fast forward through them. ;-)

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  112. This is a GOOD THING (tm) by oren · · Score: 1

    (As long as the collected data is only statistical, etc. - I'd hate to get a "you have been watching too few commercials and we are therefore forced to increase your subscription fee" letter :-)

    At any rate, measuring skips will have a positive self-regulating effect on ads. Obviously ads would become more "interesting" and "relevant". But I expect that there will also be fewer ads as a result. IMVHO the amount of ads being broadcasted today is ludicrous - way above any cost-effectiveness.

    In Israel we finally caught up with the rest of the civilized world and have zillion of channels, but there are remnants of our pre-hiostoric past - channels that have no ads. Amazingly, the same show is broadcast in several channels, some with and some without ads. Not always, and not the same seasons, but it really drives the point home when you see that on channel A "Buffy" takes only 45 minutes, including a few minutes of promotions between episodes, while on channel B it takes a full hour. I'll watch a few interesting/relevant ads, fine. But watching ads 33% - 25% of my time? They have got to be kidding.

    I really don't understand how you people in the USA endure this. When I'm there (one or twice a year) I'm in hotel rooms, so I don't get any ad-free channels (do you even have such things?). If I bother and am lucky I catch a show that I follow in Israel and is a season ahead in the USA, so I watch about one or two hours on average per trip, all the ads are new for me (for the first half-hour, anyway) - and I can still only barely take it. I guess it is true that one gets used to everything... but UGH!

    I assume that the way you survive is by simply tuning these ads out, somehow. Which means that they aren't really working, right? Measuring ad-skipping will drive this point home to advertisers so that the percentage will reduce to something more sane. Wouldn't that be great?

  113. Yakov Smirnoff by Dthoma · · Score: 2, Informative
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  114. Re:No. Tivo has killed TV -- TV just doesn't know by MickLinux · · Score: 1
    That's arguably exactly the kind of commercial they want to air, since that kind of commercial impinges against your subconscious, and can help make an end run around your will.

    If making an end run around your will wasn't important, then the marketing wouldn't be all that important: the product would sell itself. For example, there isn't a lot of marketing for apple corers.

    Don't believe me? Get the book "The Clam-plate Orgy",, and read it, and then start looking for subliminal advertising.

    Not all of it is subliminal sex, either. I was looking through National Geographic, and saw an ad for Ford Explorer. It showed a comped photograph [really airbrush] of an Explorer driving from dense city straight into Grand Canyon wilderness. But if you looked at the ground carefully, all of a sudden you would see a pair of keys on a chain.

    Or Coca-Cola: look on the boxes that show all those nice, iced coca cola bottles and Coke(tm) in a glass with ice... look carefully, and all of a sudden you'll start to see tons of people playing sports.

    [It's normal to get angry when you read this... I did, my Dad did, both times saying "That's NONSENSE!!!"; my brother laughed. But after you're done getting angry, and you get curious and start looking... well... let's just say I decided it isn't nonsense. So did he, and my brother.]

    Anyhow, I fully expect the TV execs to respond with more boring programming. Either get used to it, or find a way to convert your TV into a goldfish tank. Or sell it and buy a book.

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  115. I record the last 45 minutes of each movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least half of the last 45 minutes of each movie are advertieements. I record just that part and then skip all of the commercials just to help sway the statistics...

    That'll learn 'em.

  116. A Curious Observation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While reading the BW article, I was piqued when they mentioned DoubleClick. I checked with PeerGuardian and sure enough, there was an attempted intrusion by DoubleClick.As the old saying goes, the only two peoplw I trust in this world are you and me and lately I'm not too sure about you.