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  1. Too early in the morning for this on Linux Based Tablets Are Coming · · Score: 1

    I must be having a blonde flashback; I see tablet and immediately think pill. Linux based medicine? What, nanobots?

  2. However... on Fox News Considered Suing Fox's "The Simpsons" · · Score: 1

    The cartoon would still win.

    I stopped watching all news networks after the sniper fiasco.

  3. This could be a VERY bad thing!!! on Quantum Computing Breakthrough in Japan · · Score: 1

    With a QC, my boss will expect me to get 100 times the work done that I avoid doing now!!! Someone MUST stop these scientists before its too late and I have to actually work!

  4. Remember when? on More on Talking Shopping Carts · · Score: 1

    Remember when a talking shopping cart meant you'd forgotten your foil hat?

  5. Hmmm... on Apple Forcing Panther Upgrade for Security Patch · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So I see Bill Gates has secretly purchased Apple Corp.

  6. Re:Curing the disease by killing the patient. on Vietnam Going Open Source · · Score: 1

    The Simpsons already did that.

  7. I'd like to nominate... on Should Hackers Get Their Own Logo? · · Score: 1

    a fat, greasy faced kid with his finger in his nose

  8. Re:Of course they want Macs. on Microsoft Fires Mac Fan For Blog Photo · · Score: 1

    Which explains why they can't develop Windows applications for Windows boxes because they're too busy drooling over OS X or the latest Linux kernal, in awe of the superior security functions, totally missing the point that my 1976 TI calculator is more secure than any Windows box. That, or they needed some more paperweights.

  9. Re:Yeahhhh.......Even a Blind Dog .. on Copyright Office Rules Against Lexmark · · Score: 1

    What does Janet Reno have to do with Lexmark?

  10. Re:Doh! on Copyright Office Rules Against Lexmark · · Score: 1

    Happy NO Fucking Shit Day!

  11. Re:Eh? on Star Trek Enterprise Tested to Mach 5 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, at Warp 8 on the TNG's Warp Scale, Shatner's toupe goes flying into Uhura's lap...

  12. I'm more than willing to bet that... on LG CD-ROMs Destroyed by Mandrake 9.2 · · Score: 1

    ...Bill Gates is laughing his ass off about this one!

  13. Yeah, and.... on Augmented Astronauts Needed for Deep Space Missions · · Score: 1

    ...we can have cool BTTF hoverboards too!

  14. Re:Me Second on Gator Forces Site To Remove 'Spyware' Label · · Score: 1

    Actually, I prefer the term "Fuck-up-your-day-ware", but that's just me. Oh, and thanks for giving them the idea to port to Linux ;p

  15. Re:Response to Microsoft? on Chinese Astronaut Makes It Back Safely · · Score: 1

    God, if only Bill Gates WOULD stand in front of a tank in Tianamein....RAM HIM!!! Mow the little fuck down!!!! Yeeee Hawwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

  16. If I had a dollar... on Yet Another Critical Windows Flaw · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...for each and every Windows security flaw, I could make Bill Gates my bitch.

  17. But the REAL issue is... on New Anti-Swap CDs Hit Shelves · · Score: 1

    ...who would really WANT to rip his "music"????

  18. Big deal on College Freshman Builds Fusion Reactor · · Score: 1

    I built a warp drive in jr. high, but you don't see my name up in lights. Leonard Nimoy does still have that restraining order out on me though.

  19. Next they'll be.... on RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old Downloader · · Score: 1

    ...burning her teddy bears and ripping the heads off her dollies to make sure she learns her lesson! The Stones suck.

  20. Now if only.... on Digitized Gutenberg Bible Available · · Score: 1

    ...it was actually big enough to read the damn thing.

  21. It would really kick ass if..... on Four-Dimensional Rubik's Cube Craziness · · Score: 1

    ...the web page was easier to read.

    When I'm King, there'll be a law against web pages using a black font on a near black background.

  22. tremoring on Farscape Finale Tonight · · Score: 1

    I agree, SG-1 is the only show left worth watching on Scifi now. I will definitely be boycotting Tremors: The Series....not just because I hate Michael Gross, but the shear idea of making that stupid fucking movie into a TV series should have gotten people fired for just suggesting it.

  23. Finally something to unite students of Texas on Texas Rep Wants To Jail File Traders · · Score: 1

    ...Texas Tech, TCU, A&M, Rice, U of H, etc.....to vote him out of office.

  24. Depends on the artist's pull on Instant Concert CDs? · · Score: 1

    Pearl Jam did something like this, although not instant, on their 2000 tour and with their current tour. They allow fans to record their concerts, ask them to send in a copy and go through and mix the highest quality tapes...releasing a double CD for the price of one a few weeks later. All of the live 'bootleg' CDs I've heard were excellent quality. But I really don't see that company burning a few hundred, or thousand, CDs by the time concert goers reach the exit.

  25. Re:Just a thought on NASA management on Space Shuttle Columbia Breaks Up Over Texas · · Score: 1

    Which is why NASA idiots management should have retired it in 2001. And idiots is the correct term....send a spacecraft up without the ability to at least inspect it for any launch damages? Please. NASA management has the blood of 7 on thier hands....in addition to the Challenger crew.