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  1. The Obligatory on Google Revises Usenet Search · · Score: 0

    Here's the obligatory "Obligatory summary of obligatory slashdot replies":

    - In Soviet Russia, government searches YOU!
    - In Japan, Old People talk to Google.
    - In Korea, Old People are talked into Google.
    - Imagine a beowulf cluster of Googles!
    - Imagine a beowulf cluster of clusters of Googles!
    - Hot grits, Natalie Portman, ach mein Leben!

    Add your own official inofficial Slashdot meme and get some hot grits from Natalie!

  2. Would you... on Ask Wil Wheaton Anything (Part Deux) · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Would you like to play the bad guy (in a movie, series, etc.)?

  3. Re:Already Solved - Vanadium Redox on 230mph Electric Car · · Score: 0
    Vanadium Redox batteries

    Heh, that's pretty neat. Thanks for the link.
    This is quite interesting as we can reuse the existing infrastructure to refill our future electrical cars.
  4. I for one... (don't worry, contains serious post) on 230mph Electric Car · · Score: 0

    welcome our electric-car-developing Japanese scientist overlords!

    Lame running-gag aside, I think we (as in: everyone except this huge Gallic village across the Atlantic) are heading in the Right(tm) direction. Sure, it's a new technology, but so far every technology has had its benefits and trade-offs. It's purely a design issue.

    Once there is an ongoing momentum in the car industry to create VLEV (very-low emission vehicles) like electrically-powered or hyrdrogen-powered cars, we will see improvements in battery-time and chemical composites. And who knows, maybe the computer industry is going to benefit from those technological advancements?

    Downside to all this: this will increase our dependance on electric hydro. We're going to need a couple more terawatts (or terajoule?) to keep the common citizen rolling. What if there is a major black-out like two years ago? No traffic due to lack of electric current? (Although quite alot of people seemed to have enjoyed the sereneness and the lootings of big electronics outlets... j/k ;)

    By the way, the car is ugly as hell. I like Japanese cars (even the old hachi-roku), i.e. the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution or any other Japanese 4WD/AWD vehicle, but this looks like a freaked out American mini-van with 4 axes.

  5. Re:Why Sky*Web*? on Mass Transit Meets The Incredibles · · Score: 0

    PEBSWAS - Problem exists between steering wheel and seat.

  6. Re:This is old news on Bringing the Library of Congress Newspapers Online · · Score: 0
    During that time, everyone with a spare nickel and a desire to publish something put out their own rag. They would trade stories, publish letters to each other, have flame wars, etc. I think it must have looked a lot like the blogosphere, with a bit more latency.
    You just summed up 15 years of UseNet. :)
  7. Re:Getters/setters bad? on Holub on Patterns · · Score: 0
    1. Debugging - Try and trace a variable every time it is set when the variables are public.

    I vividly remember using the "Set breakpoint on access to memory range" in SoftICE. Modern (java) debuggers ought to handle access to variables and break execution when access does happen. Besides that, public variables are bad. Hide your implementation.

    2. No loss of Speed - most compilers will optomize your set/get functions if they are inline, so there is no performance penalty (atleast for c++).

    There wouldn't be a performance penalty at all if you properly designed your classes. Hide your implementation.

    3. Maintainance - Suppose that when data member A is updated, now a count needs to be kept. Using a setter function allows you to change code in one 1 place. Also, suppose a variable type changes from an int to a double. You can still keep around the integer setters/getters for older classes and use new accessor for the new methods for objects that need it.

    Hide your implementation. Keeping a count of accesses to a data member can be done privately (sounds kinky ;). Again, other object should not poke into other objects blueprints. That's what a well-defined public interface is for.

  8. Advice on Art Tips For Programmers? · · Score: 0
    Despite owning a few key apps (Photoshop, LightWave, Maya)
    though it won't give advice for creating new art. What are some others?

    Don't mix up ownership with pirate ship. Huar huar huar... err, yes.
  9. Obligatory.... on Ask Gabe and Tycho of Penny Arcade · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, gaming community represents YOU.

    (By the way, Penny-Arcade seems slashdotted. Hilarity ensues.)

  10. Re:Waiting too long for a show on Roll Your Own Television Network Using Bittorrent · · Score: 0
    when I try to download something from a bit torrent source, it takes several hours over a DSL modem.
    I have been receiving the impression that BitTorrent was more of an content distribution system and less of a p2p file-sharing system...
  11. Re:Blame? on Curing a Corporate Virus Infection · · Score: 0
    • Running Windows
      Not using total security throughout the network.
      Allowing Users to download any tool that they want
      I will bet that they allow CD/floppy downloads.
      Probably allow Outlook (and in an insecure fashion).
    This sounds like your average university campus.
  12. Re:Victory! on Animated Short - This Wonderful Life · · Score: 1, Funny
  13. Re:Collusion inevitable. on Would You Bid for a Job? · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Nurses are unique creatures in that they require a four year education and above-average intelligence, but are managed like factory workers.

    Heh, that sounds oddly familiar. Here, I replaced one word in your sentence...
    Computer Programmers are unique creatures in that they require a four year education and above-average intelligence, but are managed like factory workers.
  14. Re:Donald Becker on Unsung Heroes of Open Source Software? · · Score: -1
    And the co-founder of the Beowulf project, without which we would've never had the "imagine a Beowulf cluster of these" comments that we soooo love.
    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of his type!!1 ;)
  15. In case of slashdotting on Google Code Jam 2004 · · Score: 4, Funny
  16. Re:This takes time on World's First Practical Plastic Magnet · · Score: 1
    which would make mass-produced children's toys perfectly possible.
    Yup. Flying cars, 1TB hard-drives, sexy personal digital female assistants (you know, of the human-like kind)... all stuff a grown-up child would like to have as a toy :D
  17. Re:Already flooded, but....... on Half-Life 2 Preloading from Steam · · Score: 1, Funny
    Good work Valve.
    Yeah, it's going down the pipeline.
    *Badadum-tshhh*

    Thank you, thank you, I'll be in the whole evening :D
  18. Re:Finally... Heat can be put to good use on New Solution For Your Transistor BBQ · · Score: 0
    How long until your PC puts out enough heat that it would be economical to re-use that heat for [...] winter heating?
    I already do.
    How long until we need special 240V plugs like electric stoves have for power?
    Ever heard of the other side of the Atlantic ocean (marked 'There'll be dragons' on American maps)? Germany uses 220V/240V outlets for everything.
  19. Re:Studying on Cheating Made Easy · · Score: 0
    why should I remeber PI to 8 decimial places when I can look it up quicker?
    Because it trains your long- and short-term memory. Brain == muscle. If (!workout_muscle) shrink_muscle. Besides that, show me how fast you can look up PI on the web and in the meantime I'll tell you it's 3.14159265 :P
  20. Re:Amazing folding on Fold Till You Drop · · Score: 0
    but did you know they can also fold SHIRTS impressively?
    You know what? I've got a 50 German Marks-Bill folded to a shirt. It looks awesome :D
  21. Re:I don't understand the focus on airline securit on Defending The Skies Against Congress And The Elderly · · Score: 0

    That reminds me of the perpetuum mobile principle. Although they claim that all perpetuum mobiles will inherently stop at some point in the future, I believe that I've found the one unstoppable perpetuum mobile: perpetuum mobile terroris

  22. Su do me! on Microsoft Patents sudo · · Score: 0

    $ sudo mount -t vfat /dev/hdd1 /mnt/win1

    Instant patent violation!

  23. Re:HOWTO on Attracting Women Into Computer Science · · Score: 0

    George Carlin descibed this as "the pussification of the white, American male."

  24. I've finally figured out the 3rd step... on Olympics to Have Massive Surveillance Network · · Score: 0

    1. Screw up The Peoples` minds and rights by starting a terrorist attack.
    2. See them destroy themselves by underpinning their own decleration of rights and other legal documents.
    3. Let them induce anger and negative opinions towards their country by forcing other countries to follow their lead, thus causing world-wide political unease.
    4. Profit.

  25. Someone might be able to answer this.... on 10 Years of Beowulf Clustering · · Score: 0

    What do you call a Beowulf cluster of Beowulf clusters?

    A metawulf? A beocluster? A metacluster? A metabeowulfcluster? Or something different?

    (p.s. this is /not/ a troll...)