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  1. Dear SUSE on SuSE 9.1 Available for Download · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Dear SUSE,

    "A configuration error on the Live CD allows for a passwordless, remote root login to the system via ssh"

    THAT'S NOT GOOD ;)

    Letter

  2. Dear Verizon on DSI Delivers up to 3GB/s with Solid State Disk · · Score: -1
    Dear Verizon,

    My Verizon "High-Speed" DSL sure as hell ain't THAT fast! I'm switching providers.

    Letter

  3. Dear TWATRAVEL.COM on U.S. Gov Agency Blunders With Keyword Blacklist · · Score: 0, Funny
    Dear TWATRAVEL.COM,

    Luckily, the U.S. Government has not blocked you.

    Sincerely,
    A Happy TWATTRAVEL.COM User

  4. Dear Motherfuckers on Social Contract Amendment May Bump Sarge To 2005 · · Score: -1
    Dear Motherfuckers,

    You know what? I'm tired of reading this shit. Everything you discuss is meaningless. Most of what is said on here based on nothing, flat out wrong, or flat out lies. Take your fucking glowing orbs and "i read your email" shirts and fucking leave. Can you imagine anything more zen than a dead, bare and deserted slashdot?

    Yours always,
    Letter

  5. Dear Prestigious Journal on First Bank Transfer via Quantum Cryptography · · Score: 3, Funny
    Dear Prestigious Journal,

    At the University concluded a study which finds quantum cryptography is a lot better than plain cryptography. Please FAX bank account via quantum cryptography to KWEISE MFUME at +34 79 345 8792 for full article.

    Looking forward to hearing,
    Letter

  6. Dear A9 on Amazon's Search Engine Goes Live · · Score: -1
    Dear A9,

    I have slashdotted you:

  7. Dear FSF on Lawrence Lessig Elected to FSF Board of Directors · · Score: -1

    Dear FSF,

    You would never elect any of my professors,
    because they are all very Microsoft-centric.
    That is of course with the exception of Prof.
    Loonix!

    -Letter

  8. Dear NYTimes Subscribers on Those Eureka Moments · · Score: -1
    Dear NYTimes Subscribers,

    Can anyone offer a hint on today's 49-across?

    Many thanks,
    Letter

  9. Dear Obvious Answer on Rack Mounted PCs for the Home User? · · Score: -1
    Dear Obvious Answer,

    Get a rack!

    -Letter

  10. Dear Apple Support on iPod Mini Design Flaw? · · Score: -1
    Dear Apple Support,

    I am writing to get an RMA number for my gold mini iPod that recently started having lots of static. I thought maybe there was a problem with the FM antenna, but I it seems properly adjusted. My other portable radio works fine. I then saw an article on Slashdot about a design flaw that causes this static. Please send me a replacement so I can enjoy more hi-fi FM.

    Lebron Williams

  11. Dear Interested Readers on Scotts Testing Genetically Modified Grass · · Score: 0, Informative
    Dear Interested Readers,

    For years there have been genetically modified strains of lawn grass that only grow several inches tall, and therefore never need to be mowed. The lawnmower and oil industries have paid massive sums of money to keep this grass from being popularized, as its use would cut back drastically on fuel consumption in the U.S. and practically kill the lawnmower industry. Since home gas lawnmowers account for 50% of the carbon monoxide pollution in the U.S., this initiative to prevent the use of this genetically modified grass also has extreme enviromental consequences. Naturally, President Bush is wholeheartedly against this grass.

    -Letter

  12. Dear Sake on Giant Sub-Woofer · · Score: -1
    Dear Sake,

    Just try to soak *this* audio output device!

    -Letter

  13. Dear FORTRAN on People with real l337 speak names? · · Score: -1
    Dear FORTRAN,

    My dear green plastic alien-shaped bong, oh how I miss you.

    Letter

  14. Dear In Poor Taste on Homeless to be Implanted with Subdermal RFID Tags · · Score: -1
    Dear In Poor Taste,

    This article is really uncalled for.

    -Letter

  15. Dear SCO on SCO Uses 3rd Parties To Spread Claims In Germany · · Score: -1, Troll
    Dear SCO,

    I usually use my penis to spread my FUD.

    -Letter

  16. Dear Hambone on iPod: This Season's Must-Have for Muggers · · Score: 4, Funny
    Dear Hambone,

    This is a Slash-mugging! Close your browser and give me your laptop!

    Now!
    Letter

  17. Dear Michal's Laptop on Microsoft PR: Looking Under The Hood · · Score: -1
    Dear Michael's Laptop,

    Oh, how I wish I were you now.

    -Letter

  18. Dear Gnome.org on Gnome.org Compromised? · · Score: -1
    Dear Gnome.org,

    If the intruders put that hot girl on the front page, LET THEM BE!

    -The voice of 10000 virgins.

  19. Dear Hemos on The Unhappy World of IT Professionals · · Score: -1
    Dear Hemos,

    Don't worry, you're allowed to be happy.
    Being a Slashdot "editor" does not make you an IT professional.

    -Letter

  20. Dear Readers on O'Keefe Under Fire for Hubble, ISS Decisions · · Score: -1
    Dear Readers,

    Leave Georgia O'Keefe alone. She just wants to paint vaginas in peace.

    -Letter

  21. Dear iTunes User on A Quick Look at Longhorn Build 4053 · · Score: -1
    Dear iTunes User,

    That's the point. Say hi to the built-in "WinTunes XP."

    -Letter

  22. Dear Furious in Cupertino on Gates on Spam · · Score: -1
    Dear Furious in Cupertino,

    Don't ask him any more questions. You apparently know enough facts to handle the infidelity issue with your attorney. Asking your son further questions only increases his anxiety. Do talk with him about the danger of keeping secrets from you, but use non-threatening settings and examples. Don't even bring up the subject of his daddy on this matter. Take him out of the middle.

    Letter

  23. Dear SEL---x (SEL-dash) on NSA Releases Updated SELinux · · Score: -1
    Dear SEL---x (SEL-dash),

    Microsoft already had a copyright on your old name, but if you live in a country other than The Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, or Sweden, click here.

    -Letter

  24. Dear FAQ Entry 4.2 on MS and Sendmail work together on Spam Solution · · Score: 0, Interesting
    Dear FAQ Entry 4.2,

    Could this be a sign of the beginning of the end of spam?

    No, but it could be a sign of the beginning of e-mail postage.

    -Letter

  25. Dear GnoMoreGnuPuns on Australian Tax Office Adopts Open Source Software · · Score: -1
    Dear GnoMoreGnuPuns,

    You are needed, now.

    -Letter