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  1. cat... on Ladies and Gentlemen Allow Me to Introduce the Cat Car · · Score: 1

    cat /lost+found/* > /dev/carburettor

  2. Re:Finally! on Ladies and Gentlemen Allow Me to Introduce the Cat Car · · Score: 3, Insightful

    anyway, we are currently using dead dinosaurs and trees as fuel - it is called 'crude oil', 'coal' and 'natural gas'.

  3. Re:Is it an eeevil slogan? on Bill Gates Speaks Out · · Score: 1
    Well, we don't know everything they are up to, but we do know their slogan and we disagree with that.

    It looks like Bill Gates no longer speaks in singular. Or do Gates finally speak in plural? All the windows and gates, it can make quite a mess in all their heads...

  4. Re:Airbags on GMC to Begin Remotely Scanning Cars for Trouble · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Funny thing is, all the doors were unlocked. It turns out that when the airbags fire the doors unlock, and you can fire airbags by physically hitting the accelerometer, and possibly by shorting a contact. So is this an easy way of unlocking the doors of a car? Sounds a bit insecure to me

    Generally, this feature was probably meant to increase possibility of life saving after an accident. But it looks like it was poorly designed (car was not moving, engine was not running, there were no persons inside and no seat belts used).

    It really looks like some design flaw or car theft trick :take some other car, crash it a little bit in that Toyota and make it opened.

  5. re: desk rubbish... on What's On Your Tech Bench? · · Score: 1
    Well, on my desk is lot of things that used to be on desks of other people...

    Just kidding. In addition to above mentioned things, separate 12 V power source (home made) for fan testing, multimeter, small flashlight and huge copper CPU cooler as paperweight.

  6. Re:NOT primarily for audio/video stuff on RTLinux Boasts Single-Digit uSec Responsiveness · · Score: 1
    But usecond resolution would be usefull for higher-frequency data processing and control.

    Right, that's useful for real-time data processing, but there's no point in using it for control of anything mechanical since every switch, every solenoid, every servo is so damn slllooowww compared to usec latencies.

  7. Re:What glitch!?!? on Glitch Forces Mars Probe Shut-Off · · Score: 1

    BSOD is dull, dull, dull!
    Maybe the probe OS is just excersising the Guru Mediation http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guru_meditation.

  8. Re:using other containers have same 'crime'? on Refilling Ink Cartridges Now a Crime? · · Score: 1
    Dasani water (made by Coca Cola) flopped in the UK after the government found out it was worse than the tap water

    Holy cow, I just don't believe that.

    What can be worse than UK tap water?

  9. Re:NTFS? on WinFS Beta 1 Released Early · · Score: 1
    WinFS stands for "Windows Future Storage", not "Windows File System"..

    I wish to believe that. But the F-words and S-words are coming to my mind.

    Anyway, why Microsoft still keeps naming their entire operating system as 'Windows'? It's as silly as to name a car 'Wheels and gears' (which sound better, actually...).

  10. Now's the time. on New Material Harder Than Diamond · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get me a plenctor from this material.. I'll pick my guitar and play the hardest rock mankind ever heard..

  11. Re:Ain't exactly a "1Tbyte dvd recorder", is it? on Terabyte DVD Recorder Available Next Month · · Score: 1
    if you actually burn these to DVD you're stuck with the maximum DVD resolution of 480p!

    or 576p in PAL, actually. However if average DVB broadcast can be 4MBps, I could store about 1700 hours of video into that beast. Is that enough? Maybe all Star Trek and Stargate episodes could fit in...

    Oh happy me.

  12. Re:I hope not. Here is why. on Laser Cannons Coming to an F-16 Near You · · Score: 1
    It is impossible for most psyches to kill a human they have not dehumanized.

    Good point. And easy way to dehumanize someone is call him a 'infidel'. Or 'antidemocractic forces', on the other hand.

  13. Re:bad move. on College Libraries Without Books · · Score: 1

    yes. After all, books are cheapest table stabilizer. I can't imagine support table foot with few laptops instead... And books never run out of batteries and are still readable even after few hundred years...

  14. Re:Linux if you got money, Windows if you got more on A New Look at Linux vs. Windows TCO · · Score: 1, Funny
    Man, I wish I was rich and then I'd not have to give a crap.

    Money is not an issue.. Since even all money in the world can't buy you completely secure and safe Windows.

  15. Re:Attaches to bacteria, tears it apart and explod on Crocodile's Immune System Kills HIV · · Score: 1
    Attaches to bacteria, tears it apart and explodes

    Ka-boom! There's nothing like crocodile nano C4 charges.

    Anyway I always believed that coldblooded animals (especially crocodiles) have slower body metabolism. And maybe they really have, therefore they developed stronger protective mechanisms compared to warm-blooded animals (including humans).

  16. The truth on Microsoft Leveraging iPod Patent? · · Score: 1

    I simply couldn't resist:

    All your patents are belong to us.
    Microsoft

  17. Re:Yes, but... on Japanese Develop 'Female' Android · · Score: 1
    If you can modify its configuration.. nudge nudge.. wink wink.. know what I mean? know what I mean? Say no more! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudge_nudge

    What's it like???

  18. Re:It's a disaster because there is no opposition on Where is the British EFF? Just Around the Corner! · · Score: 1
    Sounds like they got it.

    That is exactly the famous 'First shoot, then ask questions' policy.

    Police should never have such rights, or we're in a crap. What we need is sort of electronic nose, that can sniff traces of any explosive, but detection dogs are better at this now. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detection_dog

  19. Re:So What... on Socket Adapter Brings Pentium M to Desktop · · Score: 1
    VIA chipsets for the K6-3 were a pain

    I've still got K6-2 333MHz running in AOpen mobo with Intel TX chipset. Works great, the only trouble is 66 MHz FSB and no AGP. And it doesn't have enough power to play dvd in realtime.

    However it was last thing when AMD CPU worked with Intel chipset...

  20. Re:In derivatives of Sanskrit on Longhorn's Offical Name is Windows Vista · · Score: 1

    Well in this case Vista stands for VIrus STAnd (as in cloth-rack).

  21. Re:Telephones are the worst. on Driven to Distraction by Technology · · Score: 1

    Phones to be the worst? You didn't hear our 'reception -> entire company' loudspeaker system.
    Everytime someone is needed and not available, the person who needs her calls the reception lady and she shouts something like "Mr. Jingles, please call line 666".
    Who the hell cares who should call or meet who?
    The positive think is that loudspeakers are not installed in lavatories; they could just install phones there and we could pee/poo while in touch.

    And the bloody noisy printer/scanner/fax/copymachine behind my back, sucks like hell.

    As music I'm used to play old Amiga modules; I once bought one cd full of it and that's whole lotta hours of computer music.

    Thank god I'll leave this company soon.

  22. Re:Socket 1207 on AMD to Adopt DDR2 Next Year · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Will pincounts be the new megahurtz?

    My wallet hurtz... But I've discovered I don't need it, since after almost twenty years of gaming I've quitted and I use my Athlon XP system mostly as DVB PVR, video player, some video editing and dvd burning. What I ask for is better OS, not hardware.

    BTW since all most of the controllers are on CPU, I expect motherboard prices will decrease since there is not much to remain on them. In extreme, why spend money on the processor pins and the socket itself? Why not solder the CPU to motherboard, like in the old times of some 386 boards? With adequate hole in mobo, we can cool the CPU from both sides.

  23. Re:Testing on Riot Control Ray-Gun for Use in Iraq · · Score: 1

    Maybe this thing unexpectedly triggers the little bombs in the little backpacks of suicidal attackers. Also the AK47s can get real hot and ammo can possibly detonate too.

  24. Re:Coming to America on Riot Control Ray-Gun for Use in Iraq · · Score: 1

    I wonder that the rioters just change their tactics. Something like taking small children into the riot, exposing them to the ray guns and shout some crap about baby killers. Emotional extortion works well on public opinion.

  25. Re:The answer is: TINFOIL! on Riot Control Ray-Gun for Use in Iraq · · Score: 1
    Did you ever put tinfoil in the microwave?

    Damn, that's not so good idea. I'll try to microwave pizza instead.. Hey, it works!

    Now let's revive Pizza The Hutt! (Spaceballs reference http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaceballs)