User: Lost Penguin

A great use for the spare servers?

On: NZ School Goes Open Source Amid Microsoft Mandate

Load up the unused servers with ESX and rent VMs to the other schools (running Microsoft) that need more that 50 servers.

Best patch for IE?

On: Microsoft To Ship Emergency IE Patch

www.mozilla.com

Hmmm

On: Using Outlook From Orbit

TCP over meteorites?

Commander Taco of the InfraGuard?

On: The FBI Wants To Know About Your IT Skills

Now we know where he got the rank of Commander.

the release of tablet-based OLPC by 2012

On: OLPC Unveils Plans For Tablets By 2012

If it is released December 20, 2012, make sure the games menu only includes "A nice game of Chess".

Best Filesystem For External Back-Up Drives?

On: Best Filesystem For External Back-Up Drives?

WAFL

Easy solution:

On: Fines Fail To Curb Cell Phone Usage While Driving

HERF guns for the win.

Methane?

On: Martian Methane May Be Created By Lifeforms

Mine is made by VP Racing....

There is no back door in Windows .

On: Microsoft Denies It Built Backdoor Into Windows 7

Then again, the front door has no lock set either.....

I would love this to go to court for discovery.

On: Did Microsoft Borrow GPL Code For a Windows 7 Utility?

Can you imagine the amount of code theft that will be discovered if this ever gets to court?
Almost every part of Windows has some amount of stolen code.

Higgs-Boson-lander...

On: LHC Shut Down Again — By Baguette-Dropping Bird

There can be only one Higgs-Boson.

Heard behind the CDC building:

On: CDC Adopts Near Real-Time Flu Tracking System

"But I don't want to get on the cart"

I don't have any problems with the DOT net...

On: Sneaky Microsoft Add-On Put Firefox Users At Risk

Fedora :)

That explains it.

On: Rupert Murdoch Says Google Is Stealing His Content

All of his good stuff was stolen, leaving only the crap he broadcasts.

Why Windows 8 needs 128 bit.

On: Microsoft Leaks Details of 128-bit Windows 8

With Windows taking up more resources exponentially with each new version, 128 bit was the natural next step.

Re:Kinda like a rotary...

On: Artificial Heart Recipient Has No Pulse

So, does it come with a boost gauge?

And if you gaze for long into an abyss,

On: Researcher Dies After Studying Plague Bacteria

the abyss gazes also into you.

Hmmm.

On: First Botnet of Linux Web Servers Discovered

cd botnet
make config
make
sudo make install

Goodbye Geneva?

On: Airborne Boeing Laser Blasts Ground Target

How can this not be considered a blinding weapon?

LOL

On: How To Prove Someone Is Female?

It is not that hard to tell, what equipment were they born with?

Re:Oi... 'free speech, free speech' isn't reality.

On: Woman With Police-Monitoring Blog Arrested

"End up with drug dealers on your street harassing your right to a safe community"

How many times have drug dealers kicked in your door at 3AM and killed your pets?

Cops are now more destructive than the drug dealers they seek.

Next test?

On: Gene Therapy Causes Blind Woman To Grow New Fovea

Hallway repair please. /And leave off the hymen.

Hmmm, I wonder?

On: Prehistoric Gene Reawakened To Battle HIV

What could possibly go wrong?

So will they tell us:

On: Laser Ignition May Replace the Spark Plug

"Do not look at the spark plug with your remaining eye."

Re:Is this based in Alaska?

On: Novel Algae Fuel-Farming Method Gets Big Backing

Uh, now they tell us about the algae, now that they had a leak go sentient in the arctic.