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  1. Re:I like my Windows Phone on Microsoft's Windows Phone Platform Is Dead (windows10update.com) · · Score: 2

    a miscarriage on a dinner plate is more appealing than that shitty software.

    I hereby ban you from ever using figurative imagery in the future.

  2. Re:Yeah, sure on SaxoBank Predicts Universal Basic Income For Europe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In other words: no way.

    By "no way", I assume you mean it would be unacceptable to you, not that there's no way it could happen. Because we can probably agree that Brussels is capable of being that stupid.

  3. Re: Just What the Government Wants - Backdoors on Backdoor Account Found On Devices Used By White House, US Military (sec-consult.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is it backdoors all the way down?

    No, it would be backdoors all the way back.

    It's trapdoors all the way down.

  4. Re:How ? Probably the same as with other classes on The President Wants Every Student To Learn CS. How Would That Work? (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    The C64 was my second home computer as a kid (my first was a Timex Sinclair 1000).

    Commodore's other great contribution was this TV commercial. which introduced me to Bach's Invention #13. All these years later I still think of Commodore when I head that piece. I've got an outstanding bounty offer to my son for $100 if he learns to play it competently. :)

  5. Re:Political Pap on The President Wants Every Student To Learn CS. How Would That Work? (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    Political Pap

    Hey, don't hit Obama with a pap smear!

  6. Okay, but what will we drop from the curriculum? on The President Wants Every Student To Learn CS. How Would That Work? (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    Suppose we teach more CS. Given the finite number of hours/week kids will be studying, what will we drop from the curriculum to make room for CS?

    Oh, wait, this came from a politician's speech. Real-world trade-offs don't exist.

  7. Re:Income inequality has *RISEN* under Obama?!?!? on Why Do Americans Work So Much? · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think debt is slavery.

    Somewhat. I'd more say that debt which cannot be discharged via bankruptcy is like slavery.

  8. It's actually a national, male conspiracy. on Brazil Cautions Women To Avoid Pregnancy Over Zika Virus Outbreak (discovermagazine.com) · · Score: 0

    Even if it only results in a 4% increase in blowjobs, it will have been worth it.

  9. Re:Sure Jan on Degradation of Lithium Batteries Shown In Real-time (ucl.ac.uk) · · Score: 1

    Not sure the editors know what words are.

    Mean, but funny.

  10. The real surprise is... on Degradation of Lithium Batteries Shown In Real-time (ucl.ac.uk) · · Score: 2

    Bombarding Li/ion batteries with CT-scanner x-rays may cause degradation!

  11. Given MS's recent behavior on Universal Remote Desktop Coming To Windows 10 Soon · · Score: 0

    I'm going to guess that it's:

    Universal Remote Desktop Coming To Windows 10 Soon

    ... via your (currently) Windows 7 computer. Like it or not.

  12. Re:Cox's Solution: A return to pay as you go prici on Cable Providers Still Have No Answer For Netflix As Cord-cutting Accelerates (bgr.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It sounds like you disagree with the business ethics of the company for whom you work, but you are still willing to take payment from them regardless.

    Seems to me you're the problem here.

    I dunno. I think his/her one post above made his employment there a net positive for society.

  13. It gets harder and harder for me to understand why so many people stay on Microsoft operating systems.

    I'm stuck supporting Windows and/or Mac because my wife's photography business cannot function well without Adobe Creative Suite.

    And please, don't bother saying Gimp or Darktable. I won't bother explaining this choice; the factors are extensively discussed elsewhere.

  14. Suing the wrong party on City Sued Over Smart Meter-Related Patent (chicagotribune.com) · · Score: 1

    The real lawsuit should be against the USPTO for granting every patent application under the sun, figuring the courts will sort it out.

  15. Re:It's a trap! on DHS Offering Free Vulnerability Scans, Penetration Tests (krebsonsecurity.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    (end heavy Russian accent)

    Glad you remembered closing tag. Otherwise rest of comments would also have Russian accent.

  16. Re:Netflix Should Quit Making Shows on Netflix Remaking Lost In Space (ew.com) · · Score: 1

    Amen. I want Netflix to be what it used to be: a single place where for one reasonable monthly fee, I could get just about any movie or recent TV show I was in the mood for.

  17. Mike vs. Joel on MST3K Is Kickstarting Back To Life · · Score: 1

    I hope this succeeds, but honestly I like Mike Nelson more than Joel. I'd be more inclined to help kickstart one from Mike.

    I really like what Mike, Kevin, and Bill have going on with Rifftrax.com. One just needs to beware that some riffs are done by people other than them, and imho aren't nearly as entertaining.

  18. Re:Nice to see technical stuff on /. again on Breakthrough Algorithm Reported For Graph Isomorphsim (scottaaronson.com) · · Score: 1

    It's been a while since I've seen a story I didn't understand on this site. Keep up the good work!

    Not me. Every week I'm baffled by a Dice story about oppressed female programmers.

  19. Sheesh Dice... on Google-Supported CodeGirl Documentary Makes "Exclusive YouTube Premiere" · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is Thursday the new Friday?

  20. If I knew for sure that I'd win the bounty, and that they'd pay the full $15k, and that it wouldn't take me too long to get it, I'd happily burn a little vacation time.

    But otherwise, the mathematical expectation is way too low.

  21. Am I the only one... on Guy Creates Handheld Railgun With a 3D-Printer (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    who thinks this story sounds like a Plague, Inc. in-game headline?

  22. Re:It all goes back to ... karma on Documents Expose the Inner Workings of Obama's Drone Wars · · Score: 2

    You can't just say "I didn't vote for this" and absolve yourself from responsibility. Your tax dollars are paying for this and there is something that you can do about it:

    1. Go here: https://www.opencongress.org/people/zipcodelookup.
    2. Type in your info.
    3. Call each number and leave a message stating "I am one of your registered constituents. I do not support the drone program. I perceive it to be illegal and may constitute war crimes. My name is Doofus O. Death and I live at *your address here*."
    4. Done!

    That would take 1-4 minutes depending upon which state you live in and how many representatives you have.

    Well, first you're going to have to explain in which ethical framework you think I'm trying to absolve myself, and why I failed to do so, and why I should accept that framework as relevant to me in the first place.

    Second, you might want to consider the expected payoff of me calling my congressman on each of those issue, given the fact that I have no reason to believe that other constituents are adding their voices as well.

    Third, you'd have to show that the expected payoff is worth sacrificing the other things I could do with that time, which you can only guess at, and would also be a value judgment which I might not share.

  23. Re:It all goes back to ... karma on Documents Expose the Inner Workings of Obama's Drone Wars · · Score: 1

    Your points seem quite plausible, but I'd like to make a distinction about the word "we" in this context.

    I as an individual did not support those choices. They were enacted by political elites who rule the land in which I was born.

    Out of curiosity, have you voted for any of those elites? I'm guessing not but...

    I'm too young to have voted about Reagan or George H.W. Bush. I voted for Obama's first term, because he seemed like the anti-Bush, but I was duped. I did not vote for his second term.

  24. Re:It all goes back to ... karma on Documents Expose the Inner Workings of Obama's Drone Wars · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Your points seem quite plausible, but I'd like to make a distinction about the word "we" in this context.

    I as an individual did not support those choices. They were enacted by political elites who rule the land in which I was born.

  25. Irrelevant on Bernie Sanders Comes Out Against CISA · · Score: 3, Informative

    I can detect almost zero correlation between presidential candidates' campaign promises, and how they'll act once in office. The only difference between elected presidents seems to be the way in which they'll screw over law-abiding, non-1%-wealthy citizens.