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  1. Re:This could happen on Microsoft Proclaims Death of Free Software Model · · Score: 1

    Blow jobs are a form of sodomy? Wow, there's some guy that doesn't know his ass from his...

  2. Re:A hidden cost of open source? on The Official Samba 3 HOWTO and Reference Guide · · Score: 1

    Bullcrap, there are a few of us weirdos who like writing documentation... It's still hard work, and I prefer to get paid for it, but...

    See my Top 100 list for most of my documentation...

  3. Re:Thank God... on Google Rebuffs Microsoft Takeover Bid · · Score: 1

    Don't surround it with double-quotes or google will only look for that exact phrase, which is highly unlikely.
    Without the quotes, you get this (Results 1 - 10 of about 255. Search took 0.12 seconds.)

  4. Re:It Gets Worse on Software Installation/Update via Internet Patented · · Score: 1

    Yah, and you ask any newbie of the last 10 years what either term is and you'll get a blank stare.

    Gopher? Um, that guy from MASH? Or maybe it was the Love Boat?

    WAIS? Uh, that new white rapper? The new party drug?

  5. Re:Computer-aided transcription on Transcriber Threatens Release of Medical Records · · Score: 1

    People that talk like me. I'm from Nebraska. Most telemarketing calls (Until the beginning of the month anyway) come from Nebraska. Now they're all laid off and going back into growing ditchweed and cooking meth to survive. You may not get as many telemarketing calls in the city, but you are going to start getting more tweekers in the city due to the price of meth going down due to overproduction since the rednecks aren't making a living of phone calls, and are now making meth.

  6. You are missing the point on X10 Pays $4.3 million In Damages For Pop-Unders · · Score: 1

    The point is that Mozilla and Firebird come with that functionality BUILT-IN... You don't have to add some untrusted third-party plug-in just to block pop-ups, like you have to with IE...

  7. 443 is not inherently secure on New P2P Battle is Heating Up · · Score: 2, Informative

    Uh, just because you are communicating over 443 does not mean that your data is encrypted or secure in any way. You can set up a telnet server on 443, and it is no more secure than using the default port 23)

    If you are running an unencrypted IM client over 443, then you will be running an unencrypted IM client over 443. There's nothing secure about it. You are a dumbass and a retarded admin.

    Somebody mod the parent down, he ain't interesting or informative...

  8. Proofreading? on New P2P Battle is Heating Up · · Score: 1

    You'll go over my writing with a "fine toothcomb"?

    What the hell is a "toothcomb"? Do you have hairy teeth?

  9. More random Matrix quotes!! on New P2P Battle is Heating Up · · Score: 1

    Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain. But you feel it. You've felt it your whole life. Something's wrong with the world. You don't know what, but it's there. Like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

  10. Larry Niven's is more fun on For Americans, Imported Textbooks Can Be Cheaper · · Score: 1

    He wrote "Yet Another Modest Proposal" about making coinage out of nuclear waste...

    Excerpt:

    "The profession of tax collector would carry its own, well deserved penalty. So would certain other professions. An Arab oil sheik might still grow obscenely rich, but at least we could count on his spending it as fast as it come in, lest it go up in a fireball. A crooked politician would have to take bribes by credit card, making it easier to convict him. A bank robber would be conspicuous, staggering up to the teller's window in his heavy lead-shielding clothing. The successful pickpocket would also stand out in a crowd. A thick lead-lined glove would be a dead giveaway; but without it, he could be identified by his sickly, faintly glowing hands. Society might even have to revive an ancient practice, amputating the felon's hand as a therapeutic measure, before it kills him."

  11. Re:Laptops. on Top 10 Ways To Lose Your Data · · Score: 1

    Superglue a beer bottle to his trunk. You'll be amazed how fast the cops pull him over! :)

  12. 1984 on FCC Considers Mandating HDTV Copy Protection · · Score: 1

    1984's the name of the book.

    And somebody with mod point boost the parent up - the most terrifying, insightful post I've seen yet! History modification at the press of a button. Yipe!

  13. Re:These programs have legitimate uses on Spyware Coming Under Scrutiny · · Score: 1

    No, it's Stinky Orifice. As in "I'm going to take my Stinky Orifice to the grocery store".

    Really...

  14. Intuitive! on Newest Audio CD DRM Proves Ineffective · · Score: 1

    Wow, I love how Mac users go on about how fricking "intuitive" their OS is, and then you hear them say something on the edge of insane like "hold down the mouse button to eject the CD". Yah, that's right up there with "Drag the floppy to the trash can to eject it" - my intuition says dragging a floppy to the trash can will ERASE it.

    Oh well, Mac users are like cute puppies. Not good for much, but kind of entertaining to have around...

    The only intuitive interface is the nipple, after that it's all learned... [Some guy I can't remember the name of]

  15. Re:Few complaints on Charter Cable Sues To Quash RIAA Subpoenas · · Score: 1

    No, their coffee was, and still is, too damn hot. I haven't bought coffee from them for years, way before the lawsuit even. I want to buy my coffee and drink it completely before getting to work. From McDonalds I have to bring it to work and let it cool down for what seems like hours before it's drinkable. Whatever they use for their thin foam cups should be used on the space shuttle, it doesn't seem to let any heat out.

  16. Re:Stock? on SCO Derides GPL, Will Revoke SGI's UNIX License · · Score: 1

    If you just compile and run a program, without modifying it, then it really matters little.

    However, if you decide to modify the code, it's going to be rather hard to say that you never saw the GPL info at the top of each source file.

  17. Re:You need to learn more about stocks. on SCO Derides GPL, Will Revoke SGI's UNIX License · · Score: 1

    What, you're saying that progress is absolutely impossible without corporations? Come on, that's not true and you know it. Or maybe not, it seems many have been brainwashed into beleiving a lot of stupid things.

  18. Re:Outcome a Repeat of History? on SCO Derides GPL, Will Revoke SGI's UNIX License · · Score: 1

    Your "Adwords gone wrong" link no longer works.

  19. Re:Kinda makes you wonder... on CCAGW Misreads Mass. Policy, Open Standards Generally · · Score: 1

    That's about the most hypocritical thing I've ever seen, one AC telling another AC to log in... WTF?

    And when discussing the government, in today's scary environment, it's probably better to post anonymously or the men in black might show up and spraypaint you the color of terrorist.

  20. Hurling? on Group Asks Gov't to Crack Down on Product Placement · · Score: 1

    Hurling is a sport? What kind of placements do you see for that? Toilet manufacturers (When you're seriously going to hurl, hurl in a Dimerican Standard toilet.), bowl cleaners (So clean you can see what you ate last night in the reflection), deodorizers (When you don't want to smell the last time...)?

    What kind of a sport is that? Oh yah, Bill is frothing in blue and pink, watch it go! Whatdya think he ate to make that color? What a classic chowblower!

  21. Re:The library ... on RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old Downloader · · Score: 1

    Giraffes? Where did you hear that?

  22. Re:Usenet equivalent of robots.txt? on Microsoft Tracking Behavior of Newsgroup Posters · · Score: 1

    Interesting, how do you enable this?

  23. Re:Oh, the irony of it.... on Ernie Ball - Model For Open-Source Transition? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yah, until you VPN into work and get nailed from some dumb salesperson's laptop who just got back into town...

  24. Re:Oh, the irony of it.... on Ernie Ball - Model For Open-Source Transition? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really? Hmmm, then what is this on Microsoft's site?
    Blaster Worm: Critical Security Patch for Windows NT 4.0

  25. Omaha sucks! on Matrix Revolutions Trailer Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    The IMAX here at the Zoo is so lame that they won't play it (Because it's not 'educational'), but then again, they bitch about not making enough money... Stupid stupid people.