But the Holy Bible is where the 1st Commandment is written. If we don't take the Holy Bible too seriously because of the 1st Commandment but the 1st Commandment is written in the Holy Bible but
It is just blatently untrue. People like Greepeace have -always- said that "under current technology" -waist- is the nuclear problem, well that and worries about the effects opf a Jumbo flying in a powerplant, or uranium transport.
So creating new technology to slim us down will also lessen our dependence on fossil fuels? BONUS!!
I've got a Dell laptop here with an original Pentium 233MMX and 96Mb of ram running WinXPPro, Firefox, WinAmp and Office 2000 and it runs ok. Had to get a bigger HD for it (the original was 1G and WinXP ate up just about all of that). Even has a wireless card to connect to the internet. Real nice when I'm watching the kids in the backyard but can still do some web browsing and listen to some mp3's.
Great, the TURBO button has migrated from my computer case to a software switch. Maybe Mozilla programmers should put a little 7 segment LED display on the software that shows what speed the software is running at so you know if you have the software TURBO switch on or not.
Explain something to me... why is it copyrights currently last for what.. about 100 years after the creator's death, but patents lose their sole production status in about 10% of that time?
Because Disney doesn't have a patent on Mickey Mouse.
Personally I am waiting for the Ambassador from Z'Nargh, to bring some slime mold from the 3rd planet of Tau Ceti which is the prefered imortality perscription for bipeds.
You're not by chance a Scientologist? That sounds like something right up their alley. Will that slime mold work for bipeds that have evolved from clams?
No, by then all the true born-again believers will have been taken up in the Rapture and all the heathens will be left to endure the Tribulation. At least the faithful provide a guide for us that are left behind. How nice of them.
Anyone out there besides me catch congressional proceedings about this on CSPAN? There was more nudity on there than anything else I've seen on 'normal' cable tv (green wobbly scrambled porn doesn't count). They showed a bunch of tit shots from The Guy Game and some clip of a piece of wood humping some cartoon girl in all sorts of different positions. Freakin' hillarious. Nothing was blurred out, just some message on the bottom saying the program may contain nudity and adult content. Makes me glad I didn't program out CSPAN and CSPAN2 on my TV. I wonder how many complaints the FCC will get about this. Went way beyond some 2 second flash of Janet's boob.
Just think of the madness you would be driven to if for the rest of your life all you could see was MS Windows logos or flying toasters coming at you from the infinite depths of inner space? Damnit, as soon as I figure out this strange world of pipes they all disappear!! If I could only find Ctrl+Alt+Del to Log On I could escape this hell!!
For 'rich client-side functionality', you can host.Net Windows Forms controls in IE. It's ActiveX all over again except it's.Net. See article Hosting.NET Windows Forms Controls in IE
Also, some of the more advance ASP.Net controls only work in IE such as the TabStrip control available from MSDN.
Great, so we won't get lung cancer, only black lung disease. I think I will just keep with smoking my cigarettes while working in a coal mine thank you.
You're missing about 6+ years. I remember playing Madden on the Sega Genesis back in 1994 and they probably had it out before that. I'm pretty sure there has been a version for every year since then so the Madden series has been around every year for at least a decade.
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And only old Koreans post old jokes on /.
Something about GOATSE HIDING BINLADIN and I stopped after that.
I'm guessing one of the men is David Beckham and one of the women is Victoria Adams (Posh Spice)
Ahhh, Jesus Christ's mum and dad.
..in his hand being jerked violently.
But the Holy Bible is where the 1st Commandment is written. If we don't take the Holy Bible too seriously because of the 1st Commandment but the 1st Commandment is written in the Holy Bible but
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It's a dying language, Netcra...err..Google confirms it.
It is just blatently untrue. People like Greepeace have -always- said that "under current technology" -waist- is the nuclear problem, well that and worries about the effects opf a Jumbo flying in a powerplant, or uranium transport.
So creating new technology to slim us down will also lessen our dependence on fossil fuels? BONUS!!
Sadly, the DeLorean didn't run on fusion power using the snazzy Mr. Fusion(tm), it actually ran on Mr. Cocaine.
Here ya go.
I can't go the speed of light, you insensitive clod!
Who does all our base belong to now?
Spelling suggestion: OpenOffice.org has been translate to Swahili
If it's a search engine meant for/designed by Chinese people, maybe it performs better with search phrases in Engrish?
Now that he understands, he can make the journey from quality grasshopper to Six Sigma Black Belt.
I've got a Dell laptop here with an original Pentium 233MMX and 96Mb of ram running WinXPPro, Firefox, WinAmp and Office 2000 and it runs ok. Had to get a bigger HD for it (the original was 1G and WinXP ate up just about all of that). Even has a wireless card to connect to the internet. Real nice when I'm watching the kids in the backyard but can still do some web browsing and listen to some mp3's.
Great, the TURBO button has migrated from my computer case to a software switch. Maybe Mozilla programmers should put a little 7 segment LED display on the software that shows what speed the software is running at so you know if you have the software TURBO switch on or not.
Explain something to me... why is it copyrights currently last for what.. about 100 years after the creator's death, but patents lose their sole production status in about 10% of that time?
Because Disney doesn't have a patent on Mickey Mouse.
Yeah, I think when my Sony TV tells me 'I want more life fucker' it's time to move to the Ozarks and start living like John-boy.
Personally I am waiting for the Ambassador from Z'Nargh, to bring some slime mold from the 3rd planet of Tau Ceti which is the prefered imortality perscription for bipeds.
You're not by chance a Scientologist? That sounds like something right up their alley. Will that slime mold work for bipeds that have evolved from clams?
No, by then all the true born-again believers will have been taken up in the Rapture and all the heathens will be left to endure the Tribulation. At least the faithful provide a guide for us that are left behind. How nice of them.
Only old Koreans forget that the old people in the joke are Koreans.
Anyone out there besides me catch congressional proceedings about this on CSPAN? There was more nudity on there than anything else I've seen on 'normal' cable tv (green wobbly scrambled porn doesn't count). They showed a bunch of tit shots from The Guy Game and some clip of a piece of wood humping some cartoon girl in all sorts of different positions. Freakin' hillarious. Nothing was blurred out, just some message on the bottom saying the program may contain nudity and adult content. Makes me glad I didn't program out CSPAN and CSPAN2 on my TV. I wonder how many complaints the FCC will get about this. Went way beyond some 2 second flash of Janet's boob.
Just think of the madness you would be driven to if for the rest of your life all you could see was MS Windows logos or flying toasters coming at you from the infinite depths of inner space? Damnit, as soon as I figure out this strange world of pipes they all disappear!! If I could only find Ctrl+Alt+Del to Log On I could escape this hell!!
For 'rich client-side functionality', you can host .Net Windows Forms controls in IE. It's ActiveX all over again except it's .Net. See article Hosting .NET Windows Forms Controls in IE
Also, some of the more advance ASP.Net controls only work in IE such as the TabStrip control available from MSDN.
Great, so we won't get lung cancer, only black lung disease. I think I will just keep with smoking my cigarettes while working in a coal mine thank you.
You're missing about 6+ years. I remember playing Madden on the Sega Genesis back in 1994 and they probably had it out before that. I'm pretty sure there has been a version for every year since then so the Madden series has been around every year for at least a decade.