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  1. Forget the remote on Presentation Remotes for OpenOffice Impress? · · Score: 1

    You don't need a fancy remote...Just get any old wireless (infrared) mouse, hook the dongle up to your PS/2 port, and you're all set.

  2. And so it begins.... on PBS Feels FCC Chill On Censorship · · Score: 3, Funny
    The Great Network TV Profanity Drought of 2004.

    Thank goodness for cable!

  3. Re:Yikes on 419 Scam Blow-by-Blow · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the link; I owned that years ago - should probably pick up a fresh copy. Not from the EEEVIL Amazon.com tho! I seem to recall greatly enjoying the recounting of the tulip debacle. Human nature hasn't changed a bit, has it!

  4. Yikes on 419 Scam Blow-by-Blow · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The article makes for chilling reading.

    Never before (outside of a David Mamet script) have I seen such a detailed picture of con artist
    playing on someone's combined greed and credulity.

    The art of the Con is alive and well...

  5. Innovation on Microsoft Responds to IE Criticism · · Score: 4, Funny
    They should really strive to maintain IE's cutting-edge status by incorporating innovative features such as:

    tabbed browsing
    popup blocking
    mouse gestures

    Incorporate stuff like that and get a jump on the competition...

    Oh, wait....nevermind.

  6. Re:Wha? on First Doom3 Tourney @ QuakeCon · · Score: 5, Funny
    (id, if you hear this: we don't want another 'fuck you' from a games company making the xbox version only one with coop)

    Dear gl4ss,

    Fuck you.

    Love, id Software

  7. no great loss on Acclaim Reports Large Loss, May Face Bankruptcy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Acclaim has cranked out an astonishingly large number of mediocre-to-awful games in the last several years.

    To be honest, they haven't done *anything* worth playing lately except for the Burnout series, which has now been taken over by EA.

    While any developers who lose their jobs due to Acclaim's demise have my sympathies, Acclaim's departure from the scene will not be a Bad Thing for the gaming industry.

    Quite the opposite in fact....

  8. Re:Dame baby... on Real Xbox Next Specs Leaked? · · Score: 4, Interesting
    You won't be able to run any kind of *nix on the thing if these specs are accurate;
    non-trusted (read: non-Microsoft)code will be locked out in the CPU itself.
    Unless you are real handy with a laser, I don't see how you're gonna get around that.....

  9. My idea of justice on Valve Announces Half-Life 2 Code Theft Arrests · · Score: 4, Funny
    I have the perfect punishment:

    Send them to XEN.

  10. FedSpeak 101 on FCC Settles Censorship Claims with ClearChannel · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It's interesting that the FCC distinguishes between obscenity and mere profanity.

    Kind of gives you insight into the bureaucratic mindset in general, especially as applied to subjective matters like decency....

  11. Re:They killed themselves. on Whither The 7th Guest-Style Puzzle Adventure? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's what was cool about The Seventh Guest (and the 11th Hour as well):
    the puzzles for the most part required actual reasoning and couldn't be brute-forced.
    I remember this one chess-derived puzzle which almost reduced me to tears.
    Good times!

  12. Quoth the Fox: on RFID Leaders Talk Privacy · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I had to eat the chickens to protect them"

  13. BAH on DNA Sculpture Constructed with Shopping Carts · · Score: 4, Funny
    I am constructing a shopping cart from polymerized strands of my own DNA!

  14. Say what you will..... on New Satellite Data Confirms Global Warming · · Score: 5, Funny

    I blame the sun!

    :-P

  15. Re:An example to others on Interplay On Verge Of Bankruptcy? · · Score: 5, Funny
    when you publish crap, you go to crap

    So then how do you explain the rampant success of the 'Left Behind' series????

  16. U.S.A. to China: on China Shuts Down 8,600 Cybercafes · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Just for that, we're not going to let you play on our Space Station!"

    :-p

  17. Re:The article makes it sound like a bad thing on U.S. Snubs China's Offer for Space Cooperation · · Score: 1
    I wouldn't blame the U.S. political environment as much as the Management culture at NASA,
    coupled with the "smaller, faster, and cheaper" design philosophy currently in vogue.

    Of course, as a geek, I'm always looking for ways to blame Management! ;-)

  18. Re:Why? on U.S. Snubs China's Offer for Space Cooperation · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Probably because China would get all the benefit from sharing our superior technology, and we would get nothing in return.

    May as well just go with the status quo, where their spies just *steal* our tech!

  19. Learning LaTex on Where Can I find Sources for Learning LaTex? · · Score: 4, Informative
    Right HERE.

  20. Re:Um, so?.... on Swarm of Cicadas Takes Aim at U.S. · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ok, so there's just gonna be *lots* more than usual, I can dig it.
    I was worried that they were like a flesh-eating variant or something.

    Phew! :-)

  21. Um, so?.... on Swarm of Cicadas Takes Aim at U.S. · · Score: 2

    What makes this batch of cicadas newsworthy? We have them here in NJ every year. I did RTFA, just not sure what the fuss is about.....

  22. Suggestion... on Uru Live Cancelled, Expansion Packs Promised · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ubisoft ought to consider opening the source of the online component. Open source MMORPG's (or MUD's anyway) have been around forever. It would be cool to see what a few thousand of us could come up with.

  23. Hmph on Track Separation Detection for Streaming Media? · · Score: 2, Funny

    If God had meant us to separate tracks, He wouldn't have invented crossfading!

  24. Geek Gaming Centers on Building The Ideal Geek Gaming Center? · · Score: 4, Funny
    Around here we call them Chuck E. Cheese.

  25. Logo Suggestion on NetBSD Announces Logo Design Competition · · Score: 3, Funny
    I think a penguin would be...
    oh, wait. nevermind.