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Microsoft Misses Quarterly Revenue Projection

monsterhead78 wrote to alert us to a BusinessWeek article discussing Microsoft's uncharacteristic miss of its own fiscal projections for the third quarter. From the article: "Three months ago, the software giant said it expected revenue for the period to come in between $9.7 billion and $9.8 billion. But when the company released results Apr. 28, it came up short. Microsoft (MSFT ) rang up just $9.62 billion in sales, a 5% increase from the year-ago quarter."

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  1. it's because by Uptown+Joe · · Score: 2, Funny

    they haven't released anything new, except for free patches to fix broken software...

    1. Re:it's because by leonbev · · Score: 1

      Actually, this should be moderated Insightful instead of Funny. It has been almost four years since Windows XP came out, two years since Windows Server 2003 came out, and four years since the XBox was released. Almost everyone who wanted one of these products has bought one by now, and the most of new sales that they're getting for Windows are now cheaper OEM copies for new computers.

      In the meantime, Microsoft spent a TON of money developing and testing Service Packs for Windows XP and Windows Server 2003.

  2. What! The Street loved the results by winkydink · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's an excerpt from the AP feed:
    Microsoft shares rose 85 cents, or 3.5 percent, to close at $25.30 in Friday trading on the Nasdaq Stock Market.

    The company reported its fiscal third-quarter earnings after financial markets closed on Thursday.

    For the quarter ending March 31, the Redmond, Wash.-based company earned $2.56 billion, or 23 cents per share, up from $1.32 billion, or 12 cents per share, a year ago.

    Analysts surveyed by Thomson Financial were looking for the company to post earnings of 32 cents per share on sales of $9.83 billion in the latest quarter. The company would have met earnings expectations, except for legal charges of 5 cents a share and a 4-cent-per-share charge for the expense of stock-based compensation required under new accounting rules.


    Revenue is important but profit even more so. MSFT closed up today 3.48%

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  3. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, a mutlibillion-dollar company is $300M short. Why is this news?

    1. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's news because Microsoft always sets their expectations low. When they inevitably "beat the street", the stock typically goes up. At least, thats how it always worked up until a few years ago. Nowadays, its obviously a different story.

    2. Re:So? by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      Yeah! Just because Bill Gates isn't the world's first trillionaire yet doesn't mean Microsoft is about to go belly up.

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  4. Who would have guessed... by oscast · · Score: 0

    Who would have guessed 5 years ago that Apple would be Wall street's darling and growing its stock by leaps and bounds while Microsoft software is languishing its stock is stagnant and not meeting expectations?

    1. Re:Who would have guessed... by kaje103 · · Score: 0

      Beautiful isn't it?

    2. Re:Who would have guessed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ME!

    3. Re:Who would have guessed... by TheCabal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Languishing? They posted over 9 BILLION in sales. They came a few million short on a projection. Excatly how do you prove that Microsoft's stock is stagnating? they closed today up over 3 points.

    4. Re:Who would have guessed... by f97tosc · · Score: 1

      All stock movements are surprises. Predicted changes in corporate profits do not lead to a change of stock value.

      Tor

    5. Re:Who would have guessed... by mattgreen · · Score: 1

      Logic only decreases the effectiveness of the argument, you see. Better to just appeal to emotion, y'know?

    6. Re:Who would have guessed... by th1ckasabr1ck · · Score: 3, Funny

      We need a moderation for "no basis in reality".

    7. Re:Who would have guessed... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Me ... and thats why im off to eat my lobsters

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    8. Re:Who would have guessed... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      It's my understanding that the market expects companies to not only meet but exceed expectations. To actually fail to meet expectations, even slightly, makes investors take notice.

    9. Re:Who would have guessed... by fsmunoz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even more disturbing, who would have guessed 5 years ago that /. would be filled with Apple fanboys while Free Software zealots decrease in number? :)

    10. Re:Who would have guessed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    11. Re:Who would have guessed... by AVIDJockey · · Score: 1

      Heh right, they're "only" 80 million off.

      They probably spend that much on complementary soft drinks for their employees.

    12. Re:Who would have guessed... by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Who would have guessed 5 years ago that Apple would be Wall street's darling and growing its stock by leaps and bounds while Microsoft software is languishing its stock is stagnant and not meeting expectations?"

      Microsoft grew earnings 5% over last year, a very impressive feat considering that they haven't released a new OS since 2001.

      They are a mature company, and they have achieved market saturation in many of their sectors. Any growth at all is impressive.

      Moreover, they still make about 3.5 times more revenue per year than Apple - without a strong hardware business.

    13. Re:Who would have guessed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      indeed, because the market is stupid, it expects companies to continue to grow and grow, and the whole economy to grow and grow. any sensible economist knows this can't happen though.

    14. Re:Who would have guessed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and your point is? Apple don't have a strong hardware business either! *ducks*

    15. Re:Who would have guessed... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      They came a few million short on a projection. Excatly how do you prove that Microsoft's stock is stagnating?

      Companies usually use accounting tricks to smooth their earnings and revenues. When a company comes in a cent below the expectations to which they guided their tame analysts, that means that they've scraped the bottom of their earnings barrel and are quite possibly headed into the toilet.

      By this very realistic logic, a tiny miss can be an indicator of a huge problem, since if things hadn't gone far worse than expected, the smoothing would have been adequate. That's why company stocks often fall drastically after missing expectations.

      MSFT didn't fall on today's news. That suggests that everyone knows that Microsoft doesn't smooth, or that everyone thinks MS is going to boom next quarter, or ... what? I don't think that either of the first two look very plausible, so the answer must be ``what?''

    16. Re:Who would have guessed... by TheCabal · · Score: 1

      Haven't released an OS since 2001? What is this Windows2003 thing I've been running?!

    17. Re:Who would have guessed... by spagetti_code · · Score: 1
      Moreover, they still make about 3.5 times more revenue per year than Apple - without a strong hardware business. Hardware is usually a pretty low margin business (even for apple). S/w is where the high gross margins live - do dev work then sell it unlimited times. Cost of sales = a CD. Admittedly the dev work is pretty expensive.

    18. Re:Who would have guessed... by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Maybe they pulled a NASA and predicted metric British billions. That could cause expectations to become deflated.

      Come to think of it, Sagan might have been wrong...

  5. Obviously. by Asicath · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously it is because of linux!

    Finally the giant is beginning to fall!!!

    hmmm, only 9.6 billion left to go.

    1. Re:Obviously. by Amouth · · Score: 1

      Wonder if they used excel to get there finances - it could have jsut been a rounding error.. i mean feature... i mean.... aww you get my point

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  6. It Begins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The slide begins...

  7. Off by $0.08 Billion? by vraT · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seems like that isn't exactly poor performance since it's a) less than 1% below the projected sales and b) an increase from last year. I don't see the point.

    1. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by SunFan · · Score: 1


      Other companies miss by 1% and get skewered by wall street. What makes Microsoft so special? Their monopoly is actually quite fragile (only Microsoft isn't pushing an OSS operating system these days, for example).

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    2. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by vraT · · Score: 0

      I'm not at all defending just Microsoft, it just seems rather silly to go nuts because of something like this.

    3. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is /. so every non-issue or non-news to bash on microsoft and hail apple is always welcomed.

      It missed by so little I call it splitting hairs. It's no indication by any means that they're not doing good or anything. It would only be interesting if there was some trend going on like missing it twice, readjusting their profits down, or something like that.

      Even though LH doesn't seem very exciting anymore and with all the delays and deceptions, it seems like they're still doing very well.

    4. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the reason that they are not pushing an OSSOS (sounds weird? Oh well) is that they are the monopoly. The others think that by pushing OSS, they will help topple the beast, opening up the market some.

    5. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      What makes them so special? How about 5% growth, with 9.6 BILLION MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS in profit? You know, the B tends to make everyone a bit more lenient when it comes to percentages.

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    6. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by SunFan · · Score: 1


      Solaris, Linux, StarOffice, OpenOffice.org, Evolution, Mozilla, etc. all are pretty darn good replacements for businesses spending millions on Microsoft licensing. That 9.6 BILLION MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS is built on SAND.

      IMO, of course.

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    7. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other companies miss by 1% and get skewered by wall street. What makes Microsoft so special?

      It's not easy to predict what WS is going to piss and moan over. This is the first I've heard of a company excusing its shortfall because of a fall in the strength of the US dollar. Just another manifestation of fancy accounting techniques, I suppose.

      Maybe institutinal investors allowed the excuse because they need to raise some cash. The way they do that is to upgrade the company's stock and then sell it to individual suckers^H^H^H^H^H^H^H investors.

    8. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you are one badass retard.

      You clearly have no time for knowing the number of shares outstanding, guess what dummy? it has a B too!

      Nor do you seem to have to the time to learn how MS is currently priced compared to their revenue growth.

      Stupid people like you disgust me.

    9. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way they do that is to upgrade the company's stock and then sell it to individual suckers^H^H^H^H^H^H^H investors.

      This annoys me to no end. I've tried to dabble in the stock market for a while now and analyze companies, look at the charts/fundamentals/etc., and an analyst comes out and pisses all over the stock, and it goes down the next morning. It's like printing their own money. It's rediculous.

      I'm almost to a point of believing the conspiracies that the stock markets are completely controlled by a small elite and there really is no free market at all.

    10. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft had paid $0.08 Billion to SCO as a nice gift.

    11. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      Retail sales of operating systems fell. Only pre-installed OEM licensed sales grew (and that resulted in overall growth of only 2%). The question is whether retail sales lead the OEM market or not. I would think so in most cases, but with Windows the Retail tax is so onerous no one wants to pay it, so maybe not.

      Or, it could just be the money market like MS claims.

    12. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      " This annoys me to no end. I've tried to dabble in the stock market for a while now and analyze companies, look at the charts/fundamentals/etc., and an analyst comes out and pisses all over the stock, and it goes down the next morning. It's like printing their own money. It's rediculous. I'm almost to a point of believing the conspiracies that the stock markets are completely controlled by a small elite and there really is no free market at all."

      If the fundamentals of the company are strong (i.e. they are actually going to make money and increase profitability) then you will do well. It doesn't matter what an analyst or anyone else says/does. In the long run, the execution and results are what matter. If you are right about results then you will ultimately do well; if not, you will lose...

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    13. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the first I've heard of a company excusing its shortfall because of a fall in the strength of the US dollar. Just another manifestation of fancy accounting techniques, I suppose.

      Indeed. Surely the weak dollar would *benefit* Microsoft, because most of its costs are in the US whereas the majority of its income comes from overseas.

    14. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      You could claim that the new car industry is built on SILT because used cars are so cheap and do the job just as well. The problem is that by doing so you completely miss the point. Sometimes it's worth it to spend the extra money, sometimes it isn't. Anyone with more than half a brain would weight both options and pick which was best, despite their personal bias.

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    15. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by -kertrats- · · Score: 1

      Bad analogy, because that assumes the proprietary software (new cars) is a better quality than the OSS software (used cars). While this may be the case in the MSOffice/OpenOffice duel or others, it clearly isnt so in many other categories, most obviously Firefox/IE

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    16. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by rapidweather · · Score: 1
      The average PC buyer in my town does not go out and buy Microsoft software. It is included with the PC's they buy. Some of the add-on's such as Office are really expensive, too much so. I think I bought the last copy of MSDOS that CompUSA had here, and paid way too much for it, but I needed it at the time. I'm not paying $200 for an OS alone, when Wal*Mart will sell a PC for $600 that is more powerful than I need, with XP preinstalled.


      Microsoft's sales to manufacturers were down probably because they came up with a per-copy price for oem installers such as Dell that was too low. That way, there would be no chance that any competition could get the oem installer contract away from Microsoft. What is it,
      $40.00 per copy for XP?, or is it less than that. Merrill Lynch told me that Microsoft will have trouble in the server OS market too, as Redhat, for instance, comes into play.

      Only Macintosh has an OS, Tiger, that can compare to XP, and that's not suprising when you consider the close support and cooperation between the hardware designers/manufacturers and the two platforms. Linux as such can only succeed if they can get a contract with a PC manufacturer, of some size, and have all of the installed hardware work with the OS. preinstalled. There are some limited examples of that. For the most part, I get good results with most LiveCD distro's as far as the GUI is concerned, but it goes downhill from there, on such necessities as the sound card, for instance. PCLinuxOS, for instance works very well, and has an icon on the desktop to install to hard drive. Others do too. One is supposed to preview the OS with the LiveCD to see if everything works before installing it. Some of the installer scripts are flawed also.
      Microsoft has not been faced with those problems as the computers are designed to work with their OS, and are delivered to the stores like that. I can remember rows of Windows 3.1 boxes at Office Depot, all able to just be turned on, and quickly, your desktop is ready for use. The average buyer now expects that.

    17. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1
      That's one threat. These days I think OS X is an even bigger one. Linux has higher market share than OS X right now, but OS X is growing faster.

      Of course they are both still long term threats given the amount they need to grow to take a significant market share. The even bigger shorter term threat is that with Moore's law breaking down and PCs being "good enough" for most uses already, people have less and less need to upgrade.

      MS have realised this for years, and that what all the attempts at diversification are all about. But most new products from Microsoft are failures these days.

    18. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Umm... no... it just assumes that one might be more expensive but not necessarily better. I never said anything about quality. I'd much rather have a used Lexus than a new Kia, wouldn't you?

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    19. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by Excen · · Score: 1

      Eh, .08 billion is 80 million bucks. I wouldn't mind the 80 million if you don't see the point of it.

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    20. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by metricmusic · · Score: 1

      You need new cars to make more used cars.

      You don't need ms to make os software. in fact its the other way around ;)

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    21. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? by Keeper · · Score: 1

      You forget the huge hoard of cash Microsoft has on hand. You don't keep that kind of cash in a savings account -- you invest it. While their sales may not have been hurt by a weak dollar, investment income can be.

  8. Newsflash: by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Microsoft wrong: World is stunned!

    Seriously, who cares? If any other company in the world missed their quarterly projection, it wouldn't be worth the lint in my pocket to know about it. Microsoft comes up short by less than a percent, and it's worthy of /.

    1. Re:Newsflash: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /. is not really something to be "worthy". In case you haven't noticed, half of the stuff on ./ is either irrelevant or dupes. And the good stories are usually full of comments about how it would be better if it was Linux, all modded +5 informative.

    2. Re:Newsflash: by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I feel the same about your opinion. :)

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    3. Re:Newsflash: by enosys · · Score: 1

      It seems to me like some stories are here just to get Microsoft-hating people all excited.

    4. Re:Newsflash: by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      What your missing is the fact that it isnt the ammount but the fact .
      This is the first time in a good long time this has hapend .

      Failing by .003% or whatever is still failure .

      This may mean nothing , but on the other hand it may mean that OSS is finaly starting to break through and effect things , or that apple is hitting home with their bussines plans .

      We don't know exactly and its open to speculations and this is why its news on a site like slashdot .. so lets speculate

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    5. Re:Newsflash: by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      You're wrong. Nintendo would likely get reported too. Followed by no less than three stories predicting their doom.

      It might not make the main page, but it would be there.

    6. Re:Newsflash: by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      for fear of being moded down .. Dude your a prat.

      honestly , You disagree with me , fair enough but chill out and loosen on the insulty and lets have a resonible debate like adults and quit the trolling and flamebait .

      Ok fair enough , its not much , but its still something , which is what i said and and only declared that some of us find that intresting , (dont count my spelling here) but i have alot of experiance in this field and trust me , not meeting your quotas is a major issue for a firm of this size. It may mean alot of things who knows , but its gives the investors the jitters and this can cause a shake in the confidence market that is economics.

      And i think your really playing more into what i say that i actualy said , all i was saying is we find it intresting , not that its the death knell of MS . so Stop with the hyperbole
      your last point is repetition of the first , fair enough your an MS fanboi .. I respect that , but please stop with the poor insults

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    7. Re:Newsflash: by curbion · · Score: 1

      Not that i want negative mod points but. first you are a troll and your using hyperbolie to introduce an argument into his speach that is not there . Second your obviously a fanboi and can see no wrong , i have experiance in the industry and know that missing a deadline is a big thing :..Yawn

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    8. Re:Newsflash: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow , did he fondel your pets or something .
      You have some serious issues .
      All he said was MS failed this term.
      What a FanBoI

    9. Re:Newsflash: by runningduck · · Score: 1

      Actually, missing a forcast by so little may be viewed as a sign of more serious problems.

      It is generally easy to flex up or down accounting numbers by a few percent. So missing by so little raises the question, "why did the company not make the necessary accounting adjustments?"

      The answer is either:

      • they are running their accounts dangerously tight
      • they do not engage in meeting projection games

      Microsoft's history shows that they have in the past pleyed these games, so did they turn over a new leaf now?

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    10. Re:Newsflash: by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      True enough. It's really nothing to sneeze at. However, like others have said, This is a new thing for Microsoft to "miss" their targets. Companies play with numbers in a self-fulfilling prophecy to "meet" their targets. On a good quarter, they'll exceed them... thereby making the stockholders giddy. They can't lowball too much though, because it'll look like they're trying to inflate their bottom line. Microsoft, like lots of companies, are adept at manipulating these expectations.

      Truth is, Microsoft's been meeting or exceeding their targets for as long as I can remember. Through thick and thin, recession and boom, they're always riding the crest (meeting or exceeding their numbers.) Sure, they'll lower expectations in a really depressed economy, but they never "miss". And not missing means you're in control of your future. Missing the target means you've no longer got your ducks in a row and something's causing your company uncertainty.

      Is this a chink in their monopoly armor? Who's to tell? I don't know enough to even wildly speculate, but it is really interesting that they missed their numbers. And they missed their numbers at a time when they are most vulnerable... between major OS release dates. The people aren't buying XP off the shelf, which means the adoption rate is slowing... New PC sales merely need to fall off a few percent and we'd see an even larger target miss by Microsoft. They're not quaking in their boots yet....

      Does it mean we're seeing the beginning of the end of their dominance? Probably not in the foreseeable future, but hey... stranger things have happened. Guess they'll have to make some serious sales with the XBox "Next" to make up for the losses in their core businesses. :)

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  9. MS is dying! by Reaperducer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Time to start 20 years of "Microsoft is dying" trolls.

    Just another way Microsoft is copying Apple.

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    1. Re:MS is dying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say there, can you spare a brother $3,500 for a loaded Apple 15" PowerBook G4 laptop?

    2. Re:MS is dying! by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bah, Apple.

      Microsoft borrowed the "is dying" part from FreeBSD, just like the Windows network stack! :)

      *ducks*

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    3. Re:MS is dying! by njfuzzy · · Score: 1

      To heck with that! When do we get to start using the word "Beleaguered"?

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    4. Re:MS is dying! by dtfinch · · Score: 1
  10. SCO's Follower? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone smells SCO here?

  11. Yup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll be going under any day now. Open Source is teh winner!!

  12. How ironic by zoogies · · Score: 1

    And I just saw an article about how Microsoft's profits rose....

    1. Re:How ironic by abandonment · · Score: 1

      i could have swore i saw the same article only a few days ago.

      on gamesindustry.biz there is another article saying how the xbox division is back in the red as well - when the previous article claimed that the reason that microsoft's profits were 'record high' was BECAUSE of the game division...

      very strange...

    2. Re:How ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously someone who didn't RTFA. All this article is saying is that growth did not meet posted expectations. The $9.62 billion is a 5% increase from the same quarter in the previous year, but is lower than the projected revenue of $9.7 billion to $9.8 billion. Not that much lower, but overestimating is considered bad in financial circles. It loses the investor's trust.

    3. Re:How ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange, I just saw THIS ARTICLE that says Microsoft's profits rose.

    4. Re:How ironic by zoogies · · Score: 1

      Oh, I know that there was growth but that it wasn't on par with the posted expectations. I was noting the irony between the two articles and which point they emphasized. The other article, I believe from USA Today, was titled "Microsoft profits grow" or something along those lines.

      This one, on the other hand, was titled "Microsoft misses quarterly revenue projection." I thought it was interesting how these different sources emphasized different points of the story.

  13. It's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evidence it's the year of Linux!

  14. You must be kidding! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    What, did they really stop cooking their books after the government told them to stop? (That would certainly be a first!)

    My theory is they just didn't cook them quite long enough this quarter.

  15. Ha! by allanc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your revenue increased, but slightly less than you expected it to be!

    Take *that*, evil empire!

    1. Re:Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These types of stories always seem to attract an endless number of dimwits like you.

      http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=MSFT&t=5y

      With the decreasing revenue guess where that chart is heading dummy? The MS execs who have been unloading their shares as fast as they can in the recent year sure do...

    2. Re:Ha! by Westacular · · Score: 2, Funny

      Aha! They fell 0.8% short of their projections: We've really got them on the run now!

    3. Re:Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look who's calling the kettle black...

      First of all, the revenue was UP 5% from the previous year. THE REVENUE DID NOT DECREASE.

      Second of all, your timeline is too tight. Pull out a bit and look at the big picture. Okay, I guess their stock price has been stagnating since 2K, but that's par for the course in the tech market. But there's also something that most people don't realize... stock price has very little to do with actual financial performance. It is simply the public's perception of future performance. All any CEO should care about is revenue and profit, and sales of stock is just a means to an ends in this regards.

    4. Re:Ha! by black+mariah · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Their revenue isn't decreasing, fuckwad. It's increasing. If you'd bother to not be a fucking retard for about 30 seconds you'd notice that their profits are up 5% over this time last year. Then again, that doesn't help your stupid bullshit so it gets left out.

      By the way, people sell shares of companies all the time. It's how the stock market works. Then again, I'd hope someone that can point to a chart that makes a squiggly line in a downward direction would know something like that.

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    5. Re:Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go get daddy to look up MS's REVENUE GROWTH over the past five years idiot.

      Have him make a nice little graph for you that you can color with your crayons.

      Notice anything dunce?

      Gee, I wonder if that has anything to do with their stock being in free-fall over the past five years. I wonder where it will be going over the next five?

    6. Re:Ha! by killjoe · · Score: 1

      The stock market is all about expectations. People don't buy stocks based on what a company is doing, they buy based on their prediction of what the company is going to do.

      You laugh but this could be a sign of things to come. If the investors think the market is saturated and the company has no room for growth the sotck might drop or stagnate. Since MS makes a buttload of money selling it's own stock it could be a negative feedback meltdown.

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    7. Re:Ha! by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

      They fell 0.8% short of their projections: We've really got them on the run now!

      Don't forget, this is after cutting back on employee benefits and such in order to make the business seem stronger than it actually is.

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    8. Re:Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, the 'cutback' merely reduced the growth rate of benefit cost for the company. Most of the cutbacks effect new hires only. The other 'cuts' were with the ESPP (10% discount instead of 15%) and copays for non-generic drugs when generic alternatives are available. Hardly what I would call extensive cuts.

  16. haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    LOL, take that Microsoft! ONLY 9.62 BILLION dollars! How you like dem' apples?!?

    It sux to be them.

  17. And for a different take . . . by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's also this Register piece, which has a different take on things.

    Interesting to me was this quote:
    Microsoft said that its home division - which includes Xbox - turned a profit for the first time, as did MSN.

    1. Re:And for a different take . . . by Osrin · · Score: 1

      ... even though that register story is from Jan 27th, and quotes John Conners, the now departed CFO?

    2. Re:And for a different take . . . by WillAffleck · · Score: 1

      There's also this Register piece, which has a different take on things.

      As a shareholder, I found the Register article pretty disturbing, in that the profit for the home division was described as a "one-off" for Halo, and not likely to re-occur.

      Basically, if MSFT hadn't drastically cut R and D by half, they would have lost money. Maybe that's why Bill was asking for no caps on H1-B visas - they can't afford to pay real salaries.

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    3. Re:And for a different take . . . by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you didn't notice two things:

      (1) That was the register report on the results from the second quarter, released three months ago

      (2) The alleged $1b cut in R&D expense was actually due to a $1b increase in R&D expense in the year before quarter.

    4. Re:And for a different take . . . by yppiz · · Score: 1
      The parent poster says:
      (2) The alleged $1b cut in R&D expense was actually due to a $1b increase in R&D expense in the year before quarter.

      This is the key element. Large companies often use R&D spending as a way to smooth out the numbers year to year, because most investors like a nice predictable growth curve rather than dramatic swings.

      In flush years, a company will put more money into R&D not so much to have R&D as to smooth out the numbers. Then, in subsequent years when times are lean, they can cut back on R&D as needed to meet their numbers.

      In this respect, R&D spending is like a capacitor. Companies take it on as an expense when times are good so that they can quickly eliminate an expense when times are bad. I know, it sounds insane, but it's such a common practice that finance majors probably learn about it in school.

      --Pat / zippy@cs.brandeis.edu

    5. Re:And for a different take . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, which is why the stock kept right on falling over the past three months while all the MS fans mouthing off about a blowout quarter.

      It looks like they didn't need to resort to a similar account gimmick this quarter since the legal costs were so much lower than last year.

    6. Re:And for a different take . . . by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1

      Actually, the R&D blow out the year before was due to the stock option buyout the Microsoft had done in the quarter.

    7. Re:And for a different take . . . by yppiz · · Score: 1

      I'm not commenting on Microsoft's recent spending patterns, just pointing out that managing R&D costs in order to provide the illusion of smooth growth is a technique commonly used by large companies, and one that others have suggested that Microsoft uses.

      --Pat

    8. Re:And for a different take . . . by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      You're right, they can't. Every time they come up with an interesting project, they try to "feature pack" it to a point where it can't meet development milestones. While the developers are struggling to meet ridiculous demands, the test teams are recycling every few months due to the contract worker settlement, and personnel on the team are randomly shuffled with other teams to keep their skills balanced. You end up with a product missing features, a test team overworked by constant "crunches" when they have to cut test time to make up for late product completion, and total breakdown of communication when developers who haven't had time to document critical information have left for another group and don't have time to work with you. It's just been getting worse in the last few years.

  18. how much more market saturation can they get? by John+Seminal · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Three months ago, the software giant said it expected revenue for the period to come in between $9.7 billion and $9.8 billion. But when the company released results Apr. 28, it came up short. Microsoft (MSFT ) rang up just $9.62 billion in sales, a 5% increase from the year-ago quarter.

    So, if sales went up 5% from last year, how much higher can it go? How many more copies of windows do they need to sell? Or will Microsoft metamorpahsize into a service company? It was not that long ago I was reading that MS was going to stop selling Office, and start renting it. Only way to use it is to be on-line or something dumb like that.

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    1. Re:how much more market saturation can they get? by SunFan · · Score: 1

      ...stop selling Office, and start renting it. Only way to use it is to be on-line or something dumb like that.

      That won't work because no one wants to lose their right-to-use after their contract runs out. It is _their_ data, after all, not Microsoft's.

      This is where other companies are doing better. Other companies can offer infinite right-to-use and charge only for support contracts, which is much nicer to the customers.

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    2. Re:how much more market saturation can they get? by Tante · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is running out of places to find new revenue. We all know that the OS market has matured back in 90s so we see them enter a ton of new markets trying to boost revenues and spur the growth of stock. Here is the most basic formula I use when looking at a "growth" stock.

      Revenue Growth = Stock Price Growth

      Naturally if the growth of expenses exceed the revenue growth it hits the bottom line, but most investors don't dig that deep and the stock price will continue to rise.

      Microsoft needs to enter these new markets to keep stock price moving in a positive direction. I mean what is sexier; a company that makes $9 Billion every quarter, or a company that will make $4 Billion this quarter and add a billion of sales every quarter, which stock would you buy?

    3. Re:how much more market saturation can they get? by dioscaido · · Score: 1

      You do know that Microsoft has a ton of other software that isn't Windows or Office, right?

      http://www.microsoft.com/products/info/list.aspx?v iew=22&type=all

    4. Re:how much more market saturation can they get? by fatcat1111 · · Score: 1

      Is this really an insightful post? A half-remembered factoid from somebody who is clearly ignorant of Microsoft's business plan calling it dumb? I know that this is slash-weHateMicrosoft-dot, but c'mon!

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    5. Re:how much more market saturation can they get? by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

      Well I don't know about the most successful software being "dumb" but the original poster did make an interesting and "insightful" observation regarding market saturation.

      Seems unthinkable only a few years ago but it is possible that companies offering services have a far more scalable business model than Microsoft.

      Possibly for the first time a company like Apple can see light at the end of the tunnel. A computer user can really only buy one O/S at a time. How many songs can they download?

    6. Re:how much more market saturation can they get? by soulhuntre · · Score: 1

      Other companies can offer infinite right-to-use and charge only for support contracts

      So the big plan here for Open Source is to make sure the product sucks badly enough that peopel need to pay them for support?

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    7. Re:how much more market saturation can they get? by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      That is correct, I think. At one point, software will be "good enough" (already, for millions of people, most software is "good enough").

      After a dozen or so years of adding flashy gimmicks, convincing users to upgrade for no real reason (except maybe to lock-in existing users into the nextest, greatest vapour concept) the reality will settle in to most users.

      In my field, computers are a great tool for manipulation of data, visualization and toys for management to play with while they wait for the real stuff to happen.

      Once the construction teams start working on site, things often change. Until mobile robots are able to replace construction workers the fantasy world of computer-assisted design where everything is perfect in the model will remain as an artist's conception, and not a true, effective engineering document like we used to use to build things.

    8. Re:how much more market saturation can they get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, but they barely make a profit on any of them, and on a lot they make a loss (in fact, I've heard from several sources that Office and Windows are the only things Microsoft make a profit on, but I don't know if this is FUD or not).

      In short, if people ever stop buying Office and Windows (because, say, OO.o or Linux gets "good enough" for the home user/ business), they will absolutely *hemorrage* cash like there is no tomorrow. The damage from this will be compounded by a massive pulling out of investors. Microsoft will still have their billions in the bank that they can live off for however many years, but they will have been de-throned and their influence on the computing world destroyed - in short, they will cease to be Microsoft as we know them.

      Strange but true - the 800lb gorilla with huge profits and incredible stored resources is much mor fragile than you'd think.

  19. Stegosaurus With Hangnail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...the software giant said it expected revenue for the period to come in between $9.7 billion and $9.8 billion. But when the company released results Apr. 28, it came up short. Microsoft rang up just $9.62 billion in sales..."

    Sounds pretty dire, alright.

    Bill's gonna hafta start tightening his belt, no doubt.

    1. Re:Stegosaurus With Hangnail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And Ballmer will have to cut down on underarm deoderant!

      May God have mercy on our souls.

  20. Earnings up by 160%, revenue projection... by Osrin · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... missed by 0.009%. MSFT stock up by 3.48% on the day. Oh my! this is quite the story. I'm not quite sure that the lead story quite captures the essence of it though.

    1. Re:Earnings up by 160%, revenue projection... by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Informative

      But the story meets the criteria of slashdot stories

      A) Involves Microsoft
      B) Shows Microsoft did something wrong

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    2. Re:Earnings up by 160%, revenue projection... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      You forgot the most important slashdot criteria:

      C) Is a dupe from yesterday.

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    3. Re:Earnings up by 160%, revenue projection... by Quantum+Fizz · · Score: 1
      revenue projection...missed by 0.009%

      Except you mean 0.9%.

      Oh my! this is quite the story. I'm not quite sure that the lead story quite captures the essence of it though.

      Did you RTFA? Apparently it's story enough for Business Week, and they also have a similar lead-in to the article. Here's the first paragraph from TFA:

      Will Microsoft's Miss Be Repeated? The software giant reported sales figures that were short of the mark, and some analysts view its fourth-quarter projections skeptically.

      The rest of the article has a fairly critical tone as well.

      Now regarding the 160% revenue increase you are excited about, you conveniently neglect to mention this is partly due to them paying significantly more in legal settlement costs last year than this year. Here's a snippet from TFA:

      The software giant's earnings were largely in line with expectations. Operating income hit $3.3 billion, up 160%, though those numbers are skewed by legal settlement costs -- $768 million in the most recent quarter, compared to $2.5 billion in the year-ago period. Earnings per share were 23 cents, including 5 cents of legal charges, compared to 12 cents a year ago, including 17 cents in legal charges.

      Hmm, $2.5 billion, that's quite a chunk of change there, especially compared to their overall $9.7 billion revenue.

      But it was a nice try at trolling.

  21. Rouding Error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At this level of revenue, the amount they missed by is practically a rounding off error. BFD.

  22. $80 million by rookworm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    while $8E7 is a lot to us mortals, they were only off by less than 1%. What is the big deal?

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    1. Re:$80 million by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not a big deal. Here's the thing. If you're the kind of person that even blinks an eye when reading news like this, then you have no business buying stocks. Go get yourself a 2% FDIC-insured savings account. In the grand scheme of things, you only make money in the stock market if you invest for the long term and keep a diversified and balanced portfolio.

  23. is this really significant ? by for_usenet · · Score: 3, Insightful


    So we're talking about an 80 million dollar miscalculation, out of 9.7 billion dollars (just over 0.8%). I know these are big numbers, but in the grand scheme of statistics, is this more than just a statistical anomoly? Or are the accounts not even supposed to be that little bit wrong ?

    I would love to see MS taken down a notch or two, but I have a hard time believing this is more than just wishful thinking on the part of some parties. If we see more than a 1% reduction in successive quarters, then I'll agree we're onto something. But till that time, I'll just keep hoping ... ;-)

    1. Re:is this really significant ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you spend less time posting on Slashdot and more time learning to read a financial report to see why this quarter is so bad for Microsoft.

    2. Re:is this really significant ? by Autobahn · · Score: 1

      Or are the accounts not even supposed to be that little bit wrong ?

      They're allowed a lot of room to be inaccurate, which is why their projected revenue was $9.7 to $9.8 billion - there's a hundred million dollars of wiggle room built in. Also, due to the law of large numbers there should be less variation with numbers this large (that's a total approximation, the LoLN doesn't exactly apply but it comes close).

      That said, it's not a big miss, and a lot of it was due to accounting maneuvers or one-time charges, which is why the stock jumped so much.

  24. I feel sorry for MS by pretentiousPPC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darn, instead of a HolyOhMyFuckingGod!!-Truckload of cash they just made a simple OhMyFuckingGod!!-Truckload this quarter

    Well sucks for them...I guess.

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    1. Re:I feel sorry for MS by gibson042 · · Score: 0

      I don't understand your comment. Please express units of currency in either assloads or metric fucktons.

  25. Re:Gates and his H-1b habit by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Is it not mildly possible that, rather than Red-Blooded, uber-aggressive, and possibly even slightly overconfident Americans are not the source of this phenomena, and rather that this particular problem is a result of the inherently fickle nature of the industry these companies are in and the business world in general?

    Not to mention, of course, the fact that 9 billion isn't really a piddly number.....

  26. Ouch by ThatWeasel · · Score: 0

    Ooohhh... that is going to hurt my MSFT stock... sigh.

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  27. JUST $9.67 Bill?? by Serff · · Score: 0

    poor M$, they only made $9.67 Billion...now longhorn is going to slip another year. Good thing I got Tiger to hold me over...;)

  28. If they could only hire more Indian programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...all would be OK. Sorry, not drinkin' that kool-aid Bill...

  29. Re:What! The Street loved the results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It must be idiots who are raising the stock price. Microsoft stock is a pyramid scam stock. They have made a one-time payout recently, but other than that, they have always relied on the demand for their stock to increase share price instead pay dividends like they should.

  30. I fucking hate by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    when I lose .08 billion a quarter like that

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  31. meh by JahToasted · · Score: 1

    only 80 mil short. Bill must have at least that in between the cushions of his couch.

  32. Why is this news? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    (9.8-9.62)/ 9.7 = 0.18/9.7 = .018556

    Oh wow, Microsoft's sales got overestimated by 1.8%. This _MUST_ appear in Slashdot!</sarcasm>

    1. Re:Why is this news? by WillAffleck · · Score: 1

      Because MSFT has never overestimated profits, only underestimated.

      Sadly, it's more a commentary on the market, than it is on MSFT.

      [caveat - I own MSFT shares - and RHAT too]

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    2. Re:Why is this news? by R.Mo_Robert · · Score: 1

      No, no, you've horribly underestimated. It's 1.9%.

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    3. Re:Why is this news? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Microsoft consistently underestimates sales, to make them seem stellar when they break targets consistently. This is much bigger than the 1.8% would indicate.

      Also, MS has been known to shuffle funds around to have consistent earnings growth, to appear to be a very non-volatile investment. This would appear to be a huge reversal from that.

    4. Re:Why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the fact that the summary completely neglects the fact that Microsoft doubled its profits from a year ago, which is the more important thing.

      Despite the dire treatment that slashdot's giving this news, MSFT shares rose 3.48% today. Doesn't that say something about where investors think Microsoft is going?

      Just when you think slashdot has scrapped the bottom of the barrel for anti-Microsoft news, it manages to dig out a little bit more.

    5. Re:Why is this news? by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      Change that. Insert "Smart companies" for Microsoft. Oh, and "Smart companies" for MS too. Then it all works out in the end. Corporations. Gotta love em.

  33. Re:What! The Street loved the results by d1v1d3byz3r0 · · Score: 0

    Earnings != Revenue Earnings = Profit

  34. Been there by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    So, why didn't Bill just pull $80 million out of his wallet and slip it into the till to make it balance? He must carry at least that much in spare change! (Anybody who doesn't understand what I'm saying has obviously never worked as a cashier. ;-)

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    1. Re:Been there by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've worked as a cashier, but I've most certainly never put money in the till to make the balance. Usually on my shifts, I was never off by more than a dollar, and usually under $0.20 (giving away pennies, etc). The company I worked for didn't expect a perfect balance ever. It was only when the amount was significant that any sort of investigation was done. (for example, being $10 short would warrant a review of the security tapes)

    2. Re:Been there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "So, why didn't Bill just pull $80 million out of his wallet and slip it into the till to make it balance?"

      Because that would be illegal to do, without reporting it appropriately. And while the gray-area stuff is fairly easy to weasel out of (like the anti-trust cases), accounting impropriety could actually land people in prison and cause the corporation to be delisted, they could face lawsuits from investors, etc.

      Keep in mind that while MS is huge, the combined power of some of their investors could still dwarf them.

      You don't mess with financial reports when you are a public corp.

    3. Re:Been there by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2, Funny
      So, why didn't Bill just pull $80 million out of his wallet and slip it into the till to make it balance? He must carry at least that much in spare change! (Anybody who doesn't understand what I'm saying has obviously never worked as a cashier. ;-)

      I'm beginning to think you never worked as a cashier either. You'd never get the till closed with $80 million in there.

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    4. Re:Been there by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      What? That's only 800 $100,000 bills (which were last printed in 1934 and never circulated). Are you saying Bill's wallet is bigger than your till? ;-)

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    5. Re:Been there by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      I bet you could if you used really small notes.

      Just do some laundry first.

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    6. Re:Been there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats that in $200 bills?

  35. Mewahaha by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    I do so love to revel in the misery of microsoft mewahaha .
    Instead of being Alot richer than last year , they are slightly less alot richer than expected... um Mewahahaha

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    1. Re:Mewahaha by curbion · · Score: 1

      Bwahaahha , Your Excelence . MS stock Rose 1/100023 . Shall i send out the flying monkey men

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  36. Re:What! The Street loved the results by d1v1d3byz3r0 · · Score: 3

    Please disregard. I re-read your post and it makes sense the way you had it. My bad.

  37. Could be... by John+Seminal · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Time to start 20 years of "Microsoft is dying" trolls.

    Just another way Microsoft is copying Apple.

    It took me a while to grasp how much money Microsoft is making. 9.6 Billion dollars. $9,620,000,000.00. I wonder how many nations have a GNP less than what microsoft does in sales??

    When Windows first came out, 3.1 was the version for me, I loved it. Before that I was stuck with DOS on my 386. Then Windows 95, I could not believe how beautiful it was, and 98, WOW all the support for multimedia and MMX. But ever since Windows 2000, my love of their product has been dying.

    I dunno who is to blame more. Part of me puts the blame 100% on hackers who write viruses. There are a good number of people who blame microsoft for making a bad product. I guess the question would be, if Microsoft was making door locks instead of software, and their locks were crap, who would be responsible for breaking into a house? If everyone knew MS locks = stick a plastic butter knife and unlock, would that make the hacker any less criminal for breaking and entering.

    But that is not the point. Microsoft does not offer me the product I want.

    And then, with the Slashdot story a few days ago of discovering Microsoft is not only lobbying for their buisness interests (staying a monopoly) but also on social issues I decided I am through buying their product.

    Damn, I wish IBM's OS/2 stayed alive. Looking back on 1992, if only it would have caught on, maybe we would have had a choice when it comes to an OS. Instead, we have linux which is being sued. What real choice does a buisness have? Use linux and risk being sued? Pay an outrageous license for unix? We needed OS/2 as a second legitimate choice for the X86 platform.

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    1. Re:Could be... by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Win2000 was great, it was really stable, it doesn't have candy GUI and activation and other bullshit. But everything afterward has been bad. WinME (hahaha), and XP with its CPU-eating candy GUI, activation, and many many worms.

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    2. Re:Could be... by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      Win2000 was great, it was really stable, it doesn't have candy GUI and activation and other bullshit. But everything afterward has been bad. WinME (hahaha), and XP with its CPU-eating candy GUI, activation, and many many worms.

      Jesus, don't start with Windows ME. I don't know what that crap was, but it was not an operating system. I had a neighbor in college who purchased a HP computer with Windows ME on it. I have never in my life seen as many blue screens of death as on that OS. I have seen her cry many nights when her computer froze before she had a chance to save her work.

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    3. Re:Could be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it's crying over spilt milk... but I bought OS/2. The ghost of Beos seems to still be alive an kicking. At least server-side, FreeBSD is great, if it runs on your hardware. Have you looked at Solaris x86 lately? Honestly, I haven't but I think it's been getting better. There seems to be at least a few options for existing hardware. We're not totally screwed although there is no clear winner that solves all of our problems.

      I'd say just buy Mac's for all your desktop folks, but I really don't know. I'm hesitant because of my x86 investment, nervous about Apple's monopoly in the Apple sphere of reality, lack of software. But it may be a viable upgrade path. Then there's the ongoing improvement of some opensource projects like Firefox, OpenOffice, etc. You can be migrating away from MS slowly, replacing apps on the XP desktop, then at some point move the OS to an alternative and since there will be the same apps it won't really be a shock.

    4. Re:Could be... by black+mariah · · Score: 1
      XP with its CPU-eating candy GUI
      Which eats up less of my system resources than Gnome or KDE does. Just thought I'd point that out.
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    5. Re:Could be... by nxtw · · Score: 1
      XP with its CPU-eating candy GUI

      Which is easily turned off and still uses less resources than OS X's candy GUI or the Gtk/Qt desktop environments on Linux.

      activation

      Easily defeated if you're inclined to try.

      many many worms

      Most of which are Windows 2000 compatible.

    6. Re:Could be... by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

      "9.6 Billion dollars. $9,620,000,000.00"

      Oh sure it looks like a lot when you write it like THAT....

    7. Re:Could be... by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      Since Tiger successfully moved all widget drawing into OpenGL on the video GPU, I doubt that XP eye candy utilizes fewer CPU resources than Tiger. Maybe you can read the great, but lengthy, Ars Technica article on the subject.

    8. Re:Could be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... we have linux which is being sued...."

      I belive you are refering to the contract dispute between SCO and IBM? Yes, I think you are. And which case, no one is suing Linux because no single person or company owns Linux. How do you sue Linux then.

    9. Re:Could be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of XP's "eye candy" (like what, orange titlebars?) is standard 2D drawing, which has been done on the video GPU for ages. Apple's architecture was a lot thicker and much more ineffecient, which is why 10.4 improvements are so welcomed.

    10. Re:Could be... by Yakman · · Score: 1

      It took me a while to grasp how much money Microsoft is making. 9.6 Billion dollars. $9,620,000,000.00. I wonder how many nations have a GNP less than what microsoft does in sales??

      94.

    11. Re:Could be... by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      Is each letter of a certain font size a texture, which is composited on the GPU, or does the CPU composite the window then blit it out to the video card? We're not talking about the same thing here. this is NOT 2D drawing.

  38. Awwwwwww... by xv4n · · Score: 0

    Poor little guys!!!! They expected to get $9.8 billion and only got $9.6 billion. Awwwwww....

  39. This is sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a nasty slashdot "I hate MSFT" title/post. Stockholders were more than pleased as MSFT jumped 3.48% today on the news: http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=msft . This article and how its worded is pretty twisted.

    vafrous.com

  40. Poor Microsoft. by t0ny747 · · Score: 0

    Poor Microsoft, we should stop giving our money to the homeless people and start donating to Microsoft.

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  41. still impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's still 9.62 billion more than what I made in that quarter.
    Being a code monkey just doesn't pay what it used to. :(

  42. So it's true what they say... by Darvin · · Score: 0, Troll

    $9.62 billion in sales...

    So it's true what they say about microsoft, they DO make a doller out of every bug, crash and problem...

    1. Re:So it's true what they say... by jwsd · · Score: 1

      they DO make a doller out of every bug, crash and problem...

      Which is the main reason for the very existance of businesses based on open source. If there were no bugs, crashes, or problems in open source software, why would any one buy technical support?

  43. Re:Gates and his H-1b habit by huber · · Score: 1

    s it not mildly possible that, rather than Red-Blooded, uber-aggressive, and possibly even slightly overconfident Americans are not the source of this phenomena No.

  44. Why this is happening, IMO by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's not a surprise at all that Microsoft missed their quarterly revenue projection. After all, the company is very accustomed to basically controlling the marketplace and dictating their terms upon their customers. The quarterly projections must have accounted for nearly everybody still using prior versions of Windows to be using Windows XP or Windows Server 2003. They expected tons of sales of the newest Microsoft Office. However, many sysadmins and IT departments are wary of further "upgrades" due to the problems posed by them. Many users who have Office 2000 continue to use it because newer versions, despite their glossy advertisements, really offer nothing new for this type of work. Other users, such as most employees at this company that used to use MS Office, are discovering OpenOffice.org and discovering, for various reasons, that they actually like it better. Essentially, many companies are slowly migrating away from Windows and Office, finding that other software out there is quite capable of doing the job without all the hoopla.

    In our organization, spending on software has declined almost to nothing. We no longer buy MS Office products because OpenOffice.org has eliminated the need to do so; all of our critical infrastructure runs on Linux and FreeBSD; and the desktops and workstations that run Windows continue to run the same versions of Windows that originally came on those workstations. Therefore, we use Windows 98, Me, and XP Personal, which came on several eMachines we bought for office use. And the funniest thing is that while the Linux and FreeBSD boxes continue to use the latest stable and release versions of the OS and software, the Windows boxes have not been upgraded, and there are no plans to do so. It would only be costly, and would offer us nothing in exchange. And I believe the same applies to countless organizations the world over. People will simply not continue to upgrade hardware and software forever.

    That, my friends, is why Microsoft missed its quarterly revenue projection.

    1. Re:Why this is happening, IMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We no longer buy MS Office products because OpenOffice.org has eliminated the need to do so

      There-in lies Microsoft's problem. How much does Office make them? How long can that last when decent competition is _FREE_. Shit, StarOffice is now integrated right into Solaris (/usr/staroffice7), OO.org is integrated into Red Hat, it's integrated into Novell, IBM forked it, what is Microsoft going to do about that?!?

    2. Re:Why this is happening, IMO by RootsLINUX · · Score: 1

      That was a good summary, but you could have shortened it to just one word:

      OWNED!!!

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    3. Re:Why this is happening, IMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They had $9 billion in sales, and missed it by $80 million... maybe your company is solely responsible for that 80 mil.. =p

    4. Re:Why this is happening, IMO by Amouth · · Score: 1

      hummmm.. you used orginization ... we use ME .... eMachines.... believe the same applies to countless organizations the world over .... somewhere in there i rember IT departments/Sysadmins.. i am lost.. eMachines ME network.. what type of company are you running that you compare to countless organizations????

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  45. a couple ideas... by John+Seminal · · Score: 3, Insightful
    they haven't released anything new, except for free patches to fix broken software

    First, I think I am done buying M$, but having said that, I had an idea.

    Why does not Microsoft not release their OS, but hold it for a few months, have a large beta group of testers. Fix the bugs. Have their own in house hackers try and break in, make more fixes. Load it with lots of different kinds of software and fix whatever problems they have.

    Instead it feels like they release a product too early. Service pack 1 followed by 2 and 3 and 4.

    My second complaint is these service packs are too large for some people with dial-up. If AOL can have 100's of CD's in every computer store, why can't Microsoft have their free service patch CD's in stores??

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    1. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      If AOL can have 100's of CD's in every computer store, why can't Microsoft have their free service patch CD's in stores??

      Because people actually want the service packs?

    2. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the RIAA tax on them sumbitches are even too high for gool ol' Billy G and his Cult...

      HAR!

    3. Re:a couple ideas... by Momoru · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why does not Microsoft not release their OS, but hold it for a few months, have a large beta group of testers. Fix the bugs

      Not to be a troll, but can someone tell me specifically what bugs everyone is always talking about? Currently running Windows XP sp2 at home and work, my computers have not crashed once this year...not frozen, not blue screened, nothing. I know occasionally (maybe once a month) you'll get windows explorer crashing (where the desktop looks like its refreshing), but otherwise I don't experience any bugs? (My fedora box is performing as well btw) Please don't respond with "spyware and viruses!!!" cuz a) I havn't ever gotten any b) they are mostly user initiated.

    4. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can order service pack CD's for free. How hard is that?

    5. Re:a couple ideas... by black+mariah · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Shhh... we can't let things like truth leak onto Slashdot.

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    6. Re:a couple ideas... by dioscaido · · Score: 1

      Why does not Microsoft not release their OS, but hold it for a few months, have a large beta group of testers. Fix the bugs. Have their own in house hackers try and break in, make more fixes. Load it with lots of different kinds of software and fix whatever problems they have.

      Uhm... that's exactly what they've been doing this with Longhorn for 4 years. More so since the security push of 2003, after which every single line of code is inspected by groups within the company that specialize in security. They are not rushing anything, at the chagrin of slashdot users who love to think MS will never release Longhorn.

    7. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't respond with "spyware and viruses!!!" cuz a) I havn't ever gotten any b) they are mostly user initiated.

      good for you. You know, a lot of defects on cars can be called "user initiated", in that they require specific types of circumstances and actions on the part of the user to realize them. That does not make them any less defects.

      And I think the booming business of anti-virus and anti-spyware programs for Windows speaks for itself as to what a real problem it is for many.

    8. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would I want something that keeps breaking my applications? At least AOL disks work.

    9. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why doesn't MS just release their patches ON THE AOL DISKS? That would save tons of downloading over phone lines, and help encourage those who don't even bother because it takes too damn long to download a 80MB SP on a 28.8 connection!

    10. Re:a couple ideas... by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      great idea... oh wait... they're already doing that.

    11. Re:a couple ideas... by D_Lehman(at)ISPAN.or · · Score: 1

      If AOL can have 100's of CD's in every computer store, why can't Microsoft have their free service patch CD's in stores??

      Why can't linux put CD's in stores? There are plenty of masses out there who haven't even heard of linux. It could sit next to that "1000 Hours Free!" sign... "Gentoo Gentlemen?"

      Sorry, were we talking about M$? ;)

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    12. Re:a couple ideas... by R.Mo_Robert · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microsoft did release totally free XP SP 2 CDs. I'm on dial-up, and I got one. (That said, SP 1 wasn't that bad on dial-up if you're patient like me--I've downloaded a 400-some MB file before. Not pretty, but doable, so something under 100 certainly is, too.) However, with SP 2, I just decided to get the CD.

      Really, it was free--even shipping. They didn't have it in any stores that I know of, but they certainly did have it on their website.

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    13. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, a lot of defects on cars can be called "user initiated", in that they require specific types of circumstances and actions on the part of the user to realize them

      The equivilent to a user opening a "free pr0n" email attachment in a car would be driving your car straight at a tree. Car makers may install airbags, but there is really nothing you can do to stop some idiot from driving into a tree or installing a virus except warn them that the activity is dangerous, and try to provide some cushion. I believe both car makers and microsoft do this.

    14. Re:a couple ideas... by rwclark · · Score: 1

      At work I use a Dell with Win XP SP 2. Perhaps Macromedia products are particularly shoddy, but Dreamweaver often crashes several times a day. Other apps crash too. Everything from Gaim to Firefox to IE to Windows itself. And this computer is only a couple months old. Maybe it's because I use Mac OS X at home, but to me Windows XP is a hellish crash-infested nightmare.

    15. Re:a couple ideas... by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I haven't checked the AOL CDs as of late. But if there is some room left, maybe Microsoft can get AOL to bundle the full service pack on the root of the AOL CD. If there is room free, it shouldn't cost a damn thing. It would be a win-win for both MS and AOL.

      Microft to cust: Yes mam/sir, you can't download SP2, just pick up an AOL cd.

      AOL to cust: So mam/sir, you want to sign up with AOL? Very well, so just how did you hear about us....

      Get the idea?

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    16. Re:a couple ideas... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Why does not Microsoft not release their OS, but hold it for a few months, have a large beta group of testers. Fix the bugs. Have their own in house hackers try and break in, make more fixes. Load it with lots of different kinds of software and fix whatever problems they have.

      How do you know they don't? There are literally tens of thousands of software packages available for Windows - how much testing do you expect them to do?

      If AOL can have 100's of CD's in every computer store, why can't Microsoft have their free service patch CD's in stores??

      If you can't take the download, you can order XP SP2 on CD. The page even encourages you to share the CD with your friends.

    17. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      classic PEBKAC

    18. Re:a couple ideas... by rwclark · · Score: 1

      OK, I'm taking the bait. What the heck is PEBKAC?

    19. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not trying to be a troll or a smartass or anything, I just wanted to point out that the RIAA only works with the Recording Industry, i.e. music industry, and represents artists. It doesn't cover *every* copied media. :)

    20. Re:a couple ideas... by dracaiel · · Score: 1

      Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

    21. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If AOL can have 100's of CD's in every computer store, why can't Microsoft have their free service patch CD's in stores??"

      Um, as far as I know, they DID. There were free CDs of the service pack in quite a few stores. I'm pretty sure they also advertised the fact on the Windows website.

    22. Re:a couple ideas... by snuf23 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's because your Windows machine can detect the trace Mac-elements left on your fingertips from using your Mac at home.
      Bascially the Dell is stressed and really pissed that you have opted to use a Mac at home. It thinks that it is likely to be replaced at some point. It doesn't feel sexy anymore, it feels desperate and second fiddle.
      Probably your best option is to either replace your Mac at home with a PC, or replace your PC at work with a Mac.
      Computers exhibiting architecture jealously is all to common with users that "go both ways".

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    23. Re:a couple ideas... by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 4, Informative

      Visit http://www.securityfocus.com/ and read the ntbugtraq archives.

      There is a reason why Windows Update exists and why it is giving you dozens of updates every month.

      Put an un-patched windows 2000 or XP box on an open internet connection and you will be (silently) spreading viruses in minutes.

      When I was working at Microsoft, the corporate network was so flooded that newly installed systems were instantly infected unless we took them off of the network before we installed and patched a windows 2000 system.

    24. Re:a couple ideas... by Mudcathi · · Score: 2, Funny
      "If AOL can have 100's of CD's in every computer store, why can't Microsoft have their free service patch CD's in stores??"

      Because AOL's carpetbomb into submission business model is incompatible with MS's burn, rape, & pillage business model. The former requires a steady stream of village idiots & court jesters to work, whereas the latter depends upon unprotected villagers and sheep.

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    25. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this was modded insightful for......?

    26. Re:a couple ideas... by jackbird · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The equivilent to a user opening a "free pr0n" email attachment in a car would be driving your car straight at a tree.

      No, it's like taking your through a drive-thru in a part of town you don't know and ending up with a feces-hurling monkey chained to your back seat.

      The day I switched to Firefox and never looked back was the day I got reamed with 3 different spywares and a porn dialer by fat-fingering a URL and ending up at some horrible typosquatting cesspool.

    27. Re:a couple ideas... by Momoru · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thanks for the reasonable answer, however I would point out two things, the original poster that I responded to made it sound like the current patched version of Windows is buggy, so buggy in fact that we need to have a focus group get together, test it and fix all these bugs that are in windows. Its a GOOD thing that we get patches from Microsoft every month, the bad times were when they didn't offer this service. If you take any given operating system there are tons of patches released all the time. There are constantly updates and bug fixes for Firefox, Linux, Apache, etc... Bugs happen, patches are good. My only point is that people make Windows sound "buggy", and this reminds me of when I was a hard core mac user in the late 90s and everyone kept telling me how crappy and buggy macs were based on their occasional use of them at school or in the 80s. Yes windows was real buggy in the late 90s to early 00's, but they have done a decent amount of effort to fix these problems, and XP is just as usable and secure as Linux or Macintosh these days, it just happens to get alot more attention because of its user base. As I mentioned before, I just let automatic update do its thing, don't open unsecure attachments, and have no problems with my computer. With XP, unlike Win98, I havn't had to reinstall windows once, and i havn't had my PC lock up once.

    28. Re:a couple ideas... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      More so since the security push of 2003, after which every single line of code is inspected by groups within the company that specialize in security. LOL! How gullible.

    29. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it will just spread in warez anyway, might as well sell it.

    30. Re:a couple ideas... by andalay · · Score: 1

      Please make use of the "Plain Old Text" feature

    31. Re:a couple ideas... by KillerCow · · Score: 1

      Why does not Microsoft not release their OS, but hold it for a few months, have a large beta group of testers. Fix the bugs.

      For the same reason that all software is rushed to ship quickly. Every day that it is held is a day that it doesn't generate sales.

    32. Re:a couple ideas... by qurk · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well, he may be on to something. The last time I ever installed (tried to install) a version of windows, it asked me if I want to install windows to my "main hard drive". I had a 2 gig hd as primary and a 40 gig hd as slave. Now, as you have insinuated, using win98, I was very used to reinstalling it a lot. Every time before that, I had physically unplugged my data hard drive from my computer, and installed windows, then later I plugged my data hard drive back in. This time I didn't, I was stupid hasty. Well instead of installing to my "main hard drive", windows left my 2 gig primary hard drive along, and repartitioned my 40 gig secondary hard drive as a single 2 gig partition, with windows on it. I had had all my computers and everything stolen about 4 months earlier, and having a piece of Microsoft software delete (steal) all my data I had collected since then...was like getting kicked in the balls.

      I just relate this to you that what the original poster suggested wasn't such a bad idea. If Microsoft is going to be charging hundreds of dollars for their software (which I've declined to use for almost 5 years now, no thank you), then it would be in their best interest to try to get rid of bugs.

      Also I have a lot of friends who use Win XP, and at first they always claim what you say, "never crashes, never locks up, works great" but after a while they let slip a lot of the b.s. they have to deal with. That being said if you know what you are doing and take care of your computer XP probably would be great, but not for average Joe Newbie... I have no reason to think you are not telling the complete truth, just letting you know my opinion :)

    33. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be a troll, but can someone tell me specifically what bugs everyone is always talking about? Currently running Windows XP sp2 at home and work

      Think about what you've said...you are using service pack 2. Obviously MS recognised that XP and sp1 had bugs requiring sp2.

    34. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds of the mid-80's when I had an Apple ][. I had some games I had pirated on 5 1/4 floppies and it ate them! I have no reason to believe OS X is any different. No way I'd own anything from Apple after that!

    35. Re:a couple ideas... by Sivar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I too have found that Windows (2000 in my case, I can't stand XP) to be just as reliable as my Ubuntu and Gentoo systems.

      That said, you are absolutely correct--Macromedia products are particularly shoddy. While I think that Dreamweaver's interface is fairly bad, that is opinion. It is not an opinion that they are flaky and unreliable though.
      Macromedia fans can throw "PEBKAC" and "RTFM" and "Stupid User Error" all they like. Myself (who is not a web developer) and several professional web developers that I know, including those that somehow like Dreamweaver, have all found it to be the worst of crap in terms of software quality, crashing randomely on a wide variety of systems. In addition to crashing, they often exhibit strange, generally flaky behavior. For example, when I use the edit preview mode (in which you can see a rough preview of what the rendered HTML will look like, and edit it in WYSIWYG mode), the cursor in the HTML preview will be between two characters and the cursor in the source code preview will be offset by one character. As you edit one, the cursor in the other is in the wrong place. Admittedly this was not with the latest version (first release of the "MX" line, though for as long as Dreamweaver had been out, you'd think it would be a mature product).

      Big deal? Not at all, but a mass of tiny details are what make the difference between a good product and a shoddy piece of junkware. I won't even go into how it, incredibly, isn't snappy even on a Pentium IV 3GHz HT and 1GB of RAM. Perhaps I've been spoiled by top-quality editors like Jed (a modified release of EMacs), Visual Studio (yes, a Microsoft product. Oh my!), and Kate.

      Hopefully Adobe, who makes (IMO) very reliable (if a little hard to use) software, can hire a management team that will give the programmers time to clean up the mess they've likely been forced to make due to the usual bad PHB decisions.

      That said, unfortunately, every other feature-rich web-language editor I've tried is lacking in other ways, at least in my opinion. (The editors I mentioned above are editors I used in general, they aren't really HTML editors). About the nicest I've seen for Windows is PHPEdit, which still has a number of really irritating problems, but is at least stable and consistent, not to mention mostly free (Google for it if curious). If only they'd fix the asinine "CTRL-Y deletes lines of text in addition to being redo" bug that persists to this day, and also persists in other editors that use that crappy Delphi text widget (Dev-C++ comes to mind).

      As for GAIM, all I can say is GTK-based products are crap in Windows. Try Miranda--it sucks less. I've never found any GTK app to be fast, stable, or well integrated other than in GNOME and XFCE. This isn't GAIM's fault--it's a great LINUX chat client which has been ported to Windows, using a took kit that's little more than bolted on. GTK and Windows do not seem to mix well, and no, The GIMP is not an example otherwise--it still sucks in Windows.

      IE has always been remarkably flaky for me. As much as people make fun of it and as much as you lose "geek points" for using it, it is one of the fastest browsers around (it loads faster even under WINE in Linux than Firefox does natively on any platform) and it is easily the best supported, though that is more due to its ubiquity than its support for web features (which by the way sucks--IE's CSS support has made me want to plan more than a few discreet assassinations at Microsoft).
      That said, while it appears to be quite stable for many people, it's rarely gone more than 2-3 days without crashing on me, and taking out a number of other processes with it. Maybe I ask too much of it running 15 copies at once. But then, Firefox seems to have little problem (though it is still occasionally flaky).

      In any case, Linux users have had extremely legitimate gripes against Windows for the longest time, but since the release of Windows 2000, I think the snide remarks are riding on Windows' old reputation r

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    36. Re:a couple ideas... by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      To make ME laugh.

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    37. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a reason why up2date exists and why it is giving you dozens of updates every month.

      Put an un-patched Fedora Core box on an open internet connection and you will be (silently) hosting warez sites and IRC bots within minutes.

    38. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been running xp under vmware, it stays up for long stretches of time no problems. never crashed once ever. my fedora core host is much more buggy, xorg has crashed a couple times. updates causing glitches in minor but agravating ways. a disk controller that is supposedly production ready under linux but on occasions when writing large amounts of data my system seizes up completely. So I'd say my windows xp experience and maintenance has been pleasant vs my fedora core 1-3 experience. I'm actually thinking about installing xp as the host o/s since it's been working so well and headache free.

    39. Re:a couple ideas... by ESqVIP · · Score: 1
      Why would I want something that keeps breaking my applications? At least AOL disks work.

      Right after I read your first sentence I remembered of all that browser-hijacking that was infamous to AOL in earlier years, and I only realized you were talking about service packs with your second sentence.

    40. Re:a couple ideas... by cocotoni · · Score: 1
      Why does not Microsoft not release their OS, but hold it for a few months, have a large beta group of testers.
      They in fact tried this reasoning with Windows 2003 server. In the words of their salesdroids the RC1 was equivalent to gold in case of previous versions, RC2 was equivalent to SP1, and gold to SP2 (that is just because people considered that windows is not usable before SP2).

      And in fact they did get it almost right with that one. The release candidates were quite widely distributed, and MS claimed that a lot of companies have used them in production, providin them with larger testing base. As it is, W2k3 was OK before they released the SP1.

    41. Re:a couple ideas... by harris+s+newman · · Score: 0

      How often do you reboot? You must reboot windows machines every 49.7 days or they do crash, this is a known issue: http://web.ukonline.co.uk/eric.price/humour2/0379. htm .

    42. Re:a couple ideas... by RichMeatyTaste · · Score: 1

      Jesus fracking..... you act like Linux never gets patched!
      Do you know how many beta testers Microsoft uses?
      Over 100,000 end users PLUS the corporate testers.
      Even the service packs go through end user beta testing. Even the patches go through end user beta testing.
      I've been a tester since Win98 and I've never seen more tests going on than right now. You've got tests for windows update, Service Packs, future service releases. Heck Longhorn isn't even in general beta yet!

      I manage 190 Windows desktops/laptops/servers (multi domain, multi exchange server, multi SQL server, BlackBerry server, SurfControl, etc, etc)at work that are spread out in 8 cities in multiple states. My machines are all patched using WUS, and spyware isn't a problem thanks to a hosts file I use and some well thought out group policies. All servers and desktops/laptops are completely up to date with patches (even 2003 Server SP1) and I have ZERO problems whatsoever.

      I'm sorry but most of these "problems" are caused by the end user/poor IT staff. Even my archaic NT4 servers still run well.

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    43. Re:a couple ideas... by RichMeatyTaste · · Score: 1

      I distribute the famous ad blocking hosts file via login script to my users. Plus I add some sites to it like weatherbug, webshots, etc.

      Spyware isn't a problem for my network. The only viruses I see come in via email and are caught either by the Exchanve AV tools (99.9% of the time) or the end user tools.

      Gotta love the FUD

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    44. Re:a couple ideas... by qurk · · Score: 1
      I'd qualify you as knowing what you are doing, being that you have VMware and running 2 os's etc. :) It's great that you have had such great luck with windows. I'll be honest with you, I run Gentoo and one of the reasons I enjoy it so much is things go wrong, I can fix them myself. Do a little searching, do a little digging, do a little playing around, and get things fixed, if not today, then soon. I'm not dependent on Microsoft, yet I'm not claiming the distro of Linux I'm using is perfect. I don't know much about Fedora, although I will tell you that when I tried Redhat 5 years ago there was enough stuff to annoy me to try other distros.

      Now I am pretty much locked into Gentoo, like a crack-addict. But I do know there are dozens of Linux distros. Hey, XP may be the best for you, but I would encourage you to try some other distros. That being said, I doubt you will find any where everything works right, all the time. I've found that Gentoo works better in some ways than the big please-everyone distros in some ways because there is a lot less customization, in some ways. In other ways, there is more work for me to get things just like I want them...but I enjoy learning.

      I have always enjoyed SuSE, although there are things about it - after getting used to Gentoo - that keep me from using it for long, and some of my friends like Mandrake a lot.

      But if you want to use XP you will probably be happy with it :) I think I made it clear why I won't ever use it :) Besides Gentoo really is like crack. It just works so well for what I need. Plus it never has whacked out my hard drive, deliberitately and nefariously!!!!

      The disk controller problem you are relating sounds kinda like a show-stopper. But even if windows was rock-solid stable all the time and everything worked all the time...I can gaurantee you there would be things that would annoy me like crazy. Microsoft simply destroyed any trust or like I ever had for them.

      XP very well may be the best option for you. I am glad that you've had better luck than I did :) Good luck with whatever you choose, anyways :)

    45. Re:a couple ideas... by Various+Assortments · · Score: 1

      Well, for one, the Zero Configuration wireless utility does not actually work properly, with no sign of a fix in sight. I'm sure there's a few more notable ones, but this is one that has been bothering me since I just got wireless.

    46. Re:a couple ideas... by bigman2003 · · Score: 1

      The ONLY program that ever crashes for me is Dreamweaver.

      And it usually has to do with not being able to access a shared drive.

      Why losing a connection to a shared drive would crash the program...I don't know. But on days that my Internet connection is not stable, Dreamweaver WILL crash. Or actually it will stop responding...

      I haven't had any other program crash for a very, very long time.

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    47. Re:a couple ideas... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Put an un-patched Fedora Core box on an open internet connection and you will be (silently) hosting warez sites and IRC bots within minutes.

      No, you wont. Any more nonsense?

    48. Re:a couple ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we gotta mod up inane trolls like yours instead.

    49. Re:a couple ideas... by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      propaganda=truth? oh I forgot, George Bush is still in office. Then yes, propaganda DOES equal truth. :)

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    50. Re:a couple ideas... by DigitlDud · · Score: 1

      I don't see what a bug from Win95/98 has to do with XP.

  46. Re:What! The Street loved the results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dimwit, the only reason MS was able to show a rise in profits is because they didn't pay as much in legal fees/settlements this year compared to last.

    Just like the previous two quarters before this current one they slashed around a billion from their budget to make the numbers.

    MS's revenue growth is slowing rapidly and is wildly out of whack with their current stock price. So load up dummy, Gates and the rest of the MS insiders are always looking for someone to hold their bag...

    (you do know how much stock they have been dumping this past year don't you)

  47. it dont matter by micromuncher · · Score: 2, Informative

    If Microsoft were a blue chip stock, this would be important. BUT ... Microsoft is a commodity stock - so missed earnings are pretty much irrelevant - because until recently Microsoft has not paid a dividend, and investment stocks usually react differently to bunged projections (cause it means you didn't get paid.) All Microsoft has to do is announce some vapourware and the stock price goes up. Such is the nature of commodities.

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    1. Re:it dont matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, you mean something big, like say, oh, Longhorn? And the stock will magically start going up?

      Let me guess, you think this chart has nothing to do with the decreasing revenue growth for MS over the past five years:

      http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=MSFT&t=5y

      A smart guy like you I'm sure knows MS's revenue growth rates over the past five years before posting his analysis on the subject...

    2. Re:it dont matter by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1
      Microsoft has not paid a dividend

      Might want to check a few things before posting next time.

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    3. Re:it dont matter by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      you took it out of context... "until recently"

      microsoft didn't pay until 2003! and THAT's only after Nader started making noise. Thats over 20 years of no ROI. See wired.

      thanks for the shass tho

      Open letter to Bill to pay a fekn dividend.

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  48. Re:What! The Street loved the results by winkydink · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think you need to bone up on how to read financial statements and pick stocks.

    For example, MSFT has a P/E of 24.5. Dor a good explanation of P/E, look here

    By comparison, AAPL's is 40 and that other Slashdot darling, GOOG's, is at 88!

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  49. missed by --||-- that much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    woah nelly, missed it by 80 million out of 9.7 billion, the sky is falling!

  50. It's been a year of bad news for MSFT by jeblucas · · Score: 1

    Seriously. I can't think of a really good thing that came out of Redmond for the last quarter. They were exposed as SCO supporters and badmouthed by IBM, they paid an enormous fine to the EU for anti-trust shenanigans, they came out as bizarrely anti-consumer ("Communists!") just as Firefox started making news (cover of Wired, NYT articles, &c). Nevermind the new bouts of worms and SP2 screwups that booched a bunch of companies. Roll all this up in a delay for their next-gen OS while Apple starts KILLING everyone with iTunes/iPods/mindshare penetration and you have a recipe for crappy sales. It's amazing it's not worse.

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    1. Re:It's been a year of bad news for MSFT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The MS news presented on Slashdot (all links above) has been bad this year, yes, must mean something...

  51. Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me or does this mean absolutly nothing. Oh no they are short by $100 million. In MS terms that amount of money is the equivilant to someone who makes $80 000 a year but only got $79 990 this year for some strange reason. It means absolutly nothing. Hell its not even profit, its revenue so it means even less. Even though this wouldn't be the first time that slashdot has posted a front page article that means less then nothing but common. I know this has been like a first or something but its not really even important. I can't believe someone actualy had enough time to waste to actually write an article on something so pointless. Never in my life have I heard people complain that a company only made 9.6 billion in revenue.

  52. Re:What! The Street loved the results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Revenue is important but profit even more so. MSFT closed up today 3.48%

    I disagree. Revenue is more important than profit because profit growth can be faked by cutting costs. e.g., if Microsoft outsourced all of their engineering and tech support to India, they would cut costs by 1/8 and their profit would skyrocket.

  53. Awwwww by SpicyLemon · · Score: 1

    The end is comming!!!! Sell Sell Sell!!

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  54. Troll by nickthisname · · Score: 1

    I'm not usually this short, but who gives a shit?
    Tell me when they are down period!

  55. just by blah.foo.42 · · Score: 1

    just. if only i had revenue of just $9.62B.

  56. Re:Gates and his H-1b habit by SunFan · · Score: 1


    I only know enough to defend Sun (I won't stand up for Carly or Bill, sorry). Sun are #1 now in lots of sectors: UNIX (Solaris), Linux (SE Asia), HPC units shipped (Opteron), 64-bit (SPARC and Opteron), price (JDS, JES, Solaris/Linux), and others.

    It'll be another year or so for Sun to really overcome their post-boom woes, but they are most definitely set up to do well over the next five years. For the naysayers, Sun is now a break-even company, so they aren't going anywhere ($7billion in the bank is a nice safety net).

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  57. Headlines by aaarizpe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Google News:

    Microsoft profits jump to US$ 2.56 billion this quarter (Earthtimes.org)
    Microsoft Third-Quarter Profits Double (Yahoo News)
    Microsoft: The Cash Machine (Motley Fool)

    Slashdot:

    Microsoft Misses Quarterly Revenue Projection

    It's almost as if there's some bias or something...

  58. Soon Enough by jefu · · Score: 1

    Of course, according to this part of the problem is that you are all not buying new machines soon enough. You should all push forward your purchases to keep MS solvent (er, afloat, um, er...)

  59. Re:What! The Street loved the results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Revenue is more important than profit because profit growth can be faked by cutting costs..."

    Which is exactly what they have been doing, big time in the recent quarters. I haven't checked the current report to see how much more cutting they have done.

    But the real reason they were able to show a profit increase is the insane legal costs they had last year compared to this year so far.

    The market cares about revenue growth.

    Off the top of my head it is something like this over the past few years:

    %15->%13->%10->%8->%5

    Wallstreet knows this and that is why MS's stock is going down into the teens over the next few months all while MS fanboys brag about 'increasing profits!!!"

  60. You know what is wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn you liberal media!

    1. Re:You know what is wrong... by JNighthawk · · Score: 1

      If Ann Coulter were in porn, I'd watch her. Say what you want about her bias, her hateful commentaries, she's hot.

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    2. Re:You know what is wrong... by JNighthawk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Totally disregard myself, the parent. I'm not exactly sure what happened there or how that sentence came out in typing. Hell, ignore this one too.

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  61. Somewhere in Redmond by yellowstone · · Score: 1
    Minion: I've got good news and bad news.

    Bill Gates: OK.

    Minion: Revenues for this last quarter were 9.62 billion dollars, up 5%!

    Bill Gates: Wow! That's amazing! What's the bad news?

    Minion: Revenues were only 99.18% of projections.

    Bill Gates: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!

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  62. remember when MFST obeyed "Moores Law"? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Until the the late 1990s the price of MicroSoft stock doubled every two years. Then it reached a peak of arounf $60 in 2000 and has fallen by half since then.

    1. Re:remember when MFST obeyed "Moores Law"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did a 2 for 1 split on the stock a while back, thats why its HALF. DUH. Twice the stock, half the price.

    2. Re:remember when MFST obeyed "Moores Law"? by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Usually the listed stock prices are adjusted for splits. So the price isn't simply half due to any splits; rather, it, like nearly all tech stocks, dropped 50% after the dot-com meltdown...

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    3. Re:remember when MFST obeyed "Moores Law"? by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      Adjusted for the split? The historical price is yes. But once the split happens, it's half what it used to be at that point if you don't go back historically and split the price. If it was at $60 and they split 2-1, it's "down" to $30.

      I believe that's what the poster was talking about.

    4. Re:remember when MFST obeyed "Moores Law"? by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Nearly all financial sources will adjust the prices for the split. So you'll just see the post-split prices. For example, if you look at a chart and see the stock price going to $60, you'll only see $30 after the split (you won't see $60 on the chart at all because the charts are automatically adjusted).

      So, in general, if you see a price half what it was, it likely means that the stock dropped 50%--and not that it is some 2-for-1 split (because the splits are adjusted and you really can't tell on the surface).

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    5. Re:remember when MFST obeyed "Moores Law"? by peter303 · · Score: 1

      All financial sites adjust for splits in their long term price curves. You are very wrong.

      On the other hand, these curves dont add back dividends. MicroSoft has paid out about 20% in dividends in the years, including [if not the largest] huge one last year. That divident was so large that they had to add asterisks to some national economic statistics: *include MicroSoft dividend payout.

  63. I sense weakness! by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 1

    They only made $2.56 billion dollars in profit this quarter! A sure sign of a company on the decline! Linux desktops for everyone by 2006!!

  64. Re:What! The Street loved the results by timeOday · · Score: 2, Interesting
    For the quarter ending March 31, the Redmond, Wash.-based company earned $2.56 billion, or 23 cents per share, up from $1.32 billion, or 12 cents per share, a year ago.
    Bah, mere chump change. Let's hear it for Shell Oil, with a profit (not revenue!) of 9.3Bn pounds (not measley US dollars!) In comparison, I can see what a disappointment Microsoft's missed earnings target must be, and why they need to uncap the H1B program to get more cheap labor.

    I just find it comforting, with my deflating techie salary and rising energy prices, that at least somebody is having a good time.

  65. Perspective ... you zealots... by telstar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To put it in perspective, VA Software, the company that owns Slashdot, is trading at 1.37/share ... down from their 52-week high of 3.17. Those that live in glass houses...

    1. Re:Perspective ... you zealots... by Zonnald · · Score: 0

      To put it in to further perspective, Red Hat - a competitor(?) to Microsoft's Operating system division.
      RH is trading at 10.57/Share down from their 52-week high of ....29.06. Whoa

  66. Re:Gates and his H-1b habit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all know that Sun was money well spent for Microsoft. If Sun execs had a clue, Microsoft would have paid more!

  67. Parent was not a Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (I didn't write it, nor anything else on this story)

    Knee-jerk mods!

    The parent was a Flamebait, not a Troll! :-).

  68. Re:What! The Street loved the results by QuietLagoon · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Revenue is important but profit even more so. MSFT closed up today 3.48%

    Revenue (i.e., top line) growth is necessary for the long-term growth of the company. Earnings (i.e., bottom line) are more representative of the short term quarter-to-quarter health of the company.

    When was the last time that Microsoft came up short on revenue for a quarter?

  69. The real reason the stock rose by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think confused investors were thinking Microsoft released Tiger today. :-)

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  70. Can the /. news filter please relax? by timothy_m_smith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know why I even both to post this b/c I haven't posted in months, but can't this site be just tiny, itsy bit less slanted? I understand that MS is the antithesis of Open Source and that is what this site is about, but please spare me this type of story.

    No one here would give a crap about MS corporate results, but b/c they miss by a couple percent it becomes a story. Can't there be a little bit more reason? Not everything in the Windows world is terrible and every aspect of Open Source is not perfect. Maybe that is why I like Ars Technica better, b/c they are much more reasonable...

    1. Re:Can the /. news filter please relax? by CanadianBoy · · Score: 1

      And yet, I see more Microsoft adds here than anywhere else (granded I don't really go anywhere else, but still . . .)

    2. Re:Can the /. news filter please relax? by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      You don't like the story, yet you see fit to go to the comments and bitch about it. If you don't like it, just skip to the next one. Duhhhhhhhhh.

  71. dump those MSFT stocks before its too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on advise of my broker i also sold my MSFT shares with minimal losses last week. looks like i was still lucky.

  72. Revnues missed due to currency flucations by jordandeamattson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you dig a little deeper on this one, you will see that the cause of the revenue miss is due to currency flucations (the dollar moved the reverse of their hedges, strengthening).

    What was important - and eye opening here - is that even with a miss on the revenue side, earnings were double what they were in the year ago quarter.

    While you can't continually grow the bottom line (earnings), with a shrinking top line, it is positive and says something good when a company has robust earnings even in the face of declining revenues.

    If you break down the revenues you find something interesting. Strong improvements in both Server products and XBox. Both of these are positives for Microsoft and are in line with their long-term directions.

    Yours,

    Jordan

    1. Re:Revnues missed due to currency flucations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Massively less legal costs/fees/payouts --> big relative jump in profits. Bravo MS!

      "If you break down the revenues you find something interesting. Strong improvements in both Server products and XBox. Both of these are positives for Microsoft and are in line with their long-term directions."

      Oh please! Now I know you aren't being serious.

      You sound like someone who is impressed when someone does the 'detachable thumb trick'

      The fact is MS is a company with 10.5 billion shares outstanding that are all priced at a high growth level with a joke dividend. The stock is heading right down to the teens as the revenue growth slows and turns negative over the next few quarters.

    2. Re:Revnues missed due to currency flucations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh, Server products, sure. But Xbox? They went right back to their usual quaterly loss after a single quarter of profitability thanks to one blow out game. They still lose $ on every box sold. Hardly a stellar long-term direction. Doesn't really matter anyway since nothing compares to revenue generated by WIndows and Office...both of which had further declines in their growth rate. I certainly hope that isn't in line with their long-term direction!

  73. Re:What! The Street loved the results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember last year a lot of companies were making their earnings look better by refinancing their debt when the interest rates were low.

  74. I remember the days... by game+kid · · Score: 1

    ...of the VA Linux IPO.

    I actually told my 20-something sister (who could hardly print on Windows at the time, much less know what the hell Linux was) about the stock price's surge. She asked "what do they make?" I actually didn't know what they made either, so she said something like "whatever..."

    How things have changed since, both for me and VA.

    I'm not surprised by the semi-disappointing prediction MS made. If anything, their doubled profit seems like more-than-great news for them (I'm no investor though).

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    1. Re:I remember the days... by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      My favorite line from the VA Linux IPO was from Eric Raymond. "Remember when the big question was 'How do we make money at this?'"

      -a

  75. Re:What! The Street loved the results by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

    Forward PE and 5-year growth expectations:
    Apple - 28.1, 22%
    Google - 46.5, 32%
    MSFT - 19.2, 11%

    All three companies are balanced in terms of forward looking PE, but for Apple and Google you have to have more long-term faith, or believe that the growth will be higher than the analysts predict. The cash-on-hand is also important to understand...

    All three are good investments, for different reasons.

  76. Re:What! The Street loved the results by ebyrob · · Score: 1

    Except with Apple having a market cap of only 30 billion, and Google's only being 60 billion (as opposed to Microsoft's 274 billion) there's a lot more room to grow.

    Actually... I'm surprised Google's market cap is 60 billion considering the apparent size of their market (4 billion in revenues which I'm not sure is a whole year vs Microsoft's 40 billion), but hey, they are a company in vogue right now, and that always takes its tole.

    Of course the Price/Revenue numbers tell a different story (These are based on somewhat stale stock-values, but you get the idea...):
    MSFT: 7
    AAPL: 2.67
    GOOG: 16? (not sure I did this right, since they're less than a year old)

    Of course, none of this is even taking into acount future expected growth or even past history of growth...

  77. ...and in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It must be a really slow day at Slashdot today. I can hear the crickets now.

  78. Re:Gates and his H-1b habit by SunFan · · Score: 1


    Every percentage point of share that OO.org/StarOffice take costs Microsoft big time. So it goes both ways.

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  79. Halving of R&D budget isn't the story? by Jboy_24 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So they missed their revenue proejctions by a fraction, yet they posted double the profits from last quarter by halving their R&D Budget from 3 billion to 1.5 billion. And slashdot doesn't pick up on that.

    My question, since R&D covers almost all new development in the company,
    Which products/programs where cut?

    Have they dropped their "Inovate" slogan?

    1. Re:Halving of R&D budget isn't the story? by TheRealFoxFire · · Score: 1

      No, just the N.

    2. Re:Halving of R&D budget isn't the story? by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      could explain just why Microsoft is so desparate to get all those workers in from India...

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    3. Re:Halving of R&D budget isn't the story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, as the major part of their R&D budget stands for takeovers and litigation settlements with little companies, it was a quiet quarter on *that* innovation front.

  80. I sure would like to "miss" like that ! by Ray+Alloc · · Score: 0

    Just give me the amount of the difference between projections and actual sales figures any day.

  81. Sounds like legislation is needed by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Hey, it works for the *AA's. When they get into trouble, sue customers and purchase legislation to increase revenue.

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  82. Re:What! The Street loved the results by chiph · · Score: 1

    Given the long-term tendency of the market to return to historic P/E ratios of around 15-20, 88 to me sounds like speculation, not investing.

    Chip H.
    IANAn Investment Advisor.

  83. Sooo- lemme get this straight by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 0
    MSFT misses its goals and its stock goes up and AAPL wildly exceeds its goals and its stock goes down.

    Brilliant. I guess Apple is cleaning Wall Street's ears but MSFT has their arm up the butt of the Wall Street Parasites right to the elbow.

    RS

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  84. take away some one times charges by jasonbowen · · Score: 1

    ...and they made street plus server sales were up 11% over last year...

  85. There's a point, where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've already fucking bought everything, and now you need to like...create new shit to buy. Happens all the time when I'm playing Monopoly with someone. What I usually do is loan someone some cash and just keep playing.

    Maybe MSFT should buy Mexico, or something. I say buy Mexico, and then stuff them all through a CS degree. Since we have an open border policy with Mexico, Gates won't have to deal with the visa limitations the government imposes on MSFT. And he'll get all the destitude Mexicans who will work 14 hours a day without benefits. MSFT would need to construct a barracks and campus, complete with mess hall, and then just have a fucking horde of coders.

    They'd likely solve the Artifical Intelligence barrier within a decade. We'd have algorithms designing algorithms. It would led into a whole new era of space construction using autonomous construction robots.

    All thanks to MSFT.

    Get crackin', Billy!

    1. Re:There's a point, where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy Mexico? Are you really that delusional?

      Almost all of MS's cash is earmarked for pay-out to shareholders and their 10.5 BILLION shares.

      With shrinking growth rates and all those hungry 10.5 billion little mouths wanting to be fed every quarter, MS is going to have a hard time buying many large companies, let alone anything approaching the size of even the smallest companies.

      Wake up.

  86. Re:Gates and his H-1b habit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the naysayers, Sun is now a break-even company, so they aren't going anywhere ($7billion in the bank is a nice safety net).

    I don't know where you get your numbers. Here are some key financial stats for Sun (SUNW).

    Notice how they have $3.14 billion in cash but $1.12 billion in debt. Also notice how their revenue is relentlessly declining. They're barely profitable by cutting costs (a.k.a. employees). They're getting squeezed out by Dell and IBM. Their hardware is slow, their workstation market is gone and their enterprise server share is declining. Their strategy is confusing to the market. On the one hand they want to sell Opteron boxes but they have really low margins - hard to make money there. On the other hand they want to sell into the high end enterprise, but have no processors or systems that are performance competitive with IBM. So, in order to sell Opeteron boxes they need to undercut their own expensive hardware.

    What a dog. When price comes down further, expect a takeover bid by IBM or HP to pick up the remnants of Sun's customer base.

    Sun are #1 now in lots of sectors: UNIX (Solaris), Linux (SE Asia), HPC units shipped (Opteron), 64-bit (SPARC and Opteron), price (JDS, JES, Solaris/Linux), and others

    Hmm let's see

    UNIX - getting their asses handed to them by Linux and Windows. Not exactly a "growth" market there.

    Linux in SE Asia? - Are you on crack? This is a price sensitive market which goes to Dell or the various local whitebox makers.

    HPC - You can't be serious? What a money-hole this market is. Look what it did for SGI and Cray. They're both on life support.

    64-bit? - that's pretty nebulous - most processor families have 64 bit now. Opterons are too low margin for Sun to make money on and SPARC is a dog performance-wise. It also costs Sun ridiculous amounts of money to develop.

    Price? - Oh man... you're smoking some of the good stuff.

    I think I just talked myself into selling this dog short.

  87. Re:What! The Street loved the results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, give me a break -- oil prices haven't been this high in ages, and what are the size of ShellOil's infrastructure investments compared to Microsoft's? You'd do better to look at ROA than unstandardized profits.

  88. Re:What! The Street loved the results by hdparm · · Score: 1

    They'd perhaps even release something other than service packs.

  89. Re:Gates and his H-1b habit by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

    I only know enough to defend Sun (I won't stand up for Carly or Bill, sorry). Sun are #1 now in lots of sectors: UNIX (Solaris), Linux (SE Asia), HPC units shipped (Opteron), 64-bit (SPARC and Opteron), price (JDS, JES, Solaris/Linux), and others.

    As an Anonymous Coward in this thread pointed out, this is factually inaccurate in at least some respects, and irrelevant in others. For example, Sun is not #1 in Unix, at least as measured by their share of the worldwide server market. This report from February of this year, says they are number 3, behind IBM and HP. Also, according to the same report, HP, IBM, and Dell were numbers 1, 2, and 3 in Linux server revenue. Furthermore, Since IBM and HP both ship (exclusively) 64-bit Unix servers, Sun is, by definition, #3 in 64-bit.

    Factual errors aside, Java still appears to be a long-lasting strong play for Sun. Financially, their current stock valuation appears reasonable, at something like 1/15th of what it was in 2000; a much more sustainable position, and one that reflects much less crack smoking by the investment community. I'd say they have some legs left in them.

  90. OSS people happy now! by vensub · · Score: 0

    The whole discussion will move until somebody says " Linux grabbed a % from MSFT". . Boring though!

  91. OMFG by Craig_P92669 · · Score: 0

    I'm going to slit my wrists because that poor, poor William has to eat....~gasp~ regular filet mignon. This site is starting to be very lame....and by starting, I mean since Taco bought it. Back in the day this NEVER would be a story. Bullshit has become the norm around here. Any alternative sites? Like the OLD /.?

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  92. Same Boat, Different Paddle by EXTomar · · Score: 1

    My company's software purchases have also shrunk to nill and I can't get people embrace more Open Source products. It doesn't have as much to do with alternatives but that there is simply no budget for it.

    Simply put budgets on hardware and software are still tight and no one simply sees the reason on why to buy Win2k3 if our old servers on Win2K are still working just fine. We can't spend money on new machines. We can't spend money on new software. Most importantly we can't spend money on manpower to do the labor in upgrading.

    Unless there is a catastrophic failure or free hardware, free software, and free manhours fall out of the sky I bet most small compnaies are like mine: they simply won't send any more money to Microsoft for the moment.

  93. I miss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The GNAA. What happened to GNAA?!

    1. Re:I miss by montreal!hahahahah · · Score: 0

      Montreal happen!
      hahhahha

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  94. Re:Gates and his H-1b habit by Amouth · · Score: 1

    if your paying 400$ for xp - might want to check some the price list becuse your getting ripped..

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  95. I'm glad for you . . . by ManyLostPackets · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what you do (or rather don't do) in order to keep WinXP w/SP2 from acting up on you 3 times a week, but I wish more of my users were like you.

  96. 5% = inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's about that high right now. They're getting paid the same amount in more dollars.

  97. Re:What! The Street loved the results by blastedtokyo · · Score: 1

    Not quite, Shell's profit was for the full last year. Microsoft's is for the last quarter. Multiply MSFTs by 4 and it gets close.

  98. Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's post the ONE negative news about microsoft's financial being somewhat shody, but let's not discuss in the least the WinHec conference Bunch of fucken unix turds from slashdot, unix sucks, you won't win

  99. The bugs aren't strickly Microsoft's by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    but their still Microsoft's fault. Let me explain. Microsoft spends and enourmous amount of time and money deal with other manufacturers buggy hardware and code. If you've ever wondered what the hell Microsoft does with all those coders, that's it. They're writing workarounds for cheap and lazy venders. As it turns out, this works out just fine for Microsoft. The Dells and the Compaqs of the world love 'em because their software'll run on stuff that'd make a linux or bsd puke it's guts out.

    You'll ask, how is Microsoft to blame? The answer's simple: they make it possible for venders to ship crap. Instead of forcing the vender to accually **gasp** fix things, they hack around it. That's all well and good for joe average, who doesn't really want or need a computer. But if you're like me, just knowing that your computer crashes every now and then bugs the hell out of you. I went through 3 cheap mobos before I got something stable (thank God for nvidia).

    Now, you're tech savy (your lack of spyware proves it). You probably cherry picked your hardware (or at least bought a good quality Dell or IBM). When you upgrade, you don't buy the no name special. Plus, you don't install software for the hell of it or just for something to do with your $1000 dollar paper weight. So you never see the instablity and general crappiness of Windows. If you used your computer the way Microsoft intended, you'd see a lot more of those bugs.

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  100. Sarbanes-Oxley by quarkscat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    MSFT, Fannie-Mae, and many other public corporations are now (finally) under the onus of section 404 of the Sarbanes-Oxley Act. They can no longer "smooth out" the squiggles on their profit line charts that reflect the true nature of business -- now the corporate officers must certify both the internal financial accounting process AND the quarterly results posted with the SEC.

    Juggling the numbers to keep the shareholders numbly ignorant is now a criminal act that the corporate officers are responsible for. Accounting mechanisms for pushing/pulling income spikes and sags into another quarterly report are no longer tolerated.

    Any company with large corporate and government customers is bound to have variations in their accounts receivables, some of which will break the rising tide of their profit line charts. There (usually) isn't anything really wrong with these corporations. It's just that the accounting equivalent of cosmetic botox injections are no longer allowed. If this drives shareholders into the mentality of a longer term financial view, like 1, 3, and 5 year outlooks, it would not be a bad thing for the economy as a whole. It will, however, suck rotten eggs for all the corporate officers whose bonuses and incentives are tied to their quarterly results. I will weep giant crocodile tears for them -- NOT!

  101. Re:What! The Street loved the results by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

    MSFT has a P/E of 24.5... By comparison, AAPL's is 40 and that other Slashdot darling, GOOG's, is at 88!

    That is because both of the latter are growing an impressive rate, wherease MSFT has stagnated, not even keeping pace with the general growth of the PC industry. Taking that into account, MSFT is still overvalued... way overvalued.

    And of course, we know the reason why MSFT has stagnated. And the reason it will soon begin to contract.

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  102. Funny... by aepervius · · Score: 1

    How about "explorer generated an exception" message I got yesterday ? Badaboum, menu, Taskbar, desktop everything was gone. Could not even call taskmanager to execute explorer again, had to reboot. Nothing, I repeat , nothing should bring explorer to generate exception and kill the machine. But still in some instance it does. I do not care if this is due to 3rd party stuff or not, fact is you can kill your machine due to OS problem, and this should not happen.

    And even if this is only 1 example (can't make generalities out of example) this is one too much.

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  103. Re:Gates and his H-1b habit by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Post hoc, ergo propter hoc?

    Perhaps the poor performance of Sun and HP's stock has more to do with it having been run up in the internet bubble, and then having to compete with their own products on the aftermarket as the dot coms were liquidated.

    -jcr

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  104. MSFT slashes R&D??? by blackhedd · · Score: 1

    The Register's take on this (quoted above) indicates that MSFT slashed R&D spending by half, from about $2.5B in last year's Q3 to about $1.5B this year. This can't possibly be right unless their R&D expenditures are not uniform across the year. The $1.4B number is a bit on the low side, you expect a license-based software company to spend between 15% and 18% of revenue on R&D. But $2.5B on $10B in revenue is way the hell out there, just can't be right. Anyone know what the Register's source was?

    And BTW, it's striking that Microsoft (or anyone) can spend $5B a year on some of the best programmers in the world, and not get anything new and different to show for it. That's why they have so much cash in the bank: they have nothing to spend it on. That's also why Microsoft's owners (that would be us, the investing public) have been clamoring for the cash to be returned to them in the form of special dividends.

  105. Re:What! The Street loved the results by PMoonlite · · Score: 1

    tell that to Red Hat investors. for several quarters they hit profit but missed revenue, the headlines screamed "Red Hat Misses Top Line!" and the stock tanked immediately after.

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  106. Re:Gates and his H-1b habit by SunFan · · Score: 1

    UNIX - getting their asses handed to them by Linux and Windows. Not exactly a "growth" market there.

    Sun sells Linux, too, and will be releasing OpenSolaris this summer.

    Linux in SE Asia? - Are you on crack?

    Nope. Sun became the largest Linux supplier in the world after a deal with China. It appears they are distributing the software through a Chinese company, so it isn't Sun branded.

    HPC - You can't be serious?

    Sun is installing HPC clusters hundreds of nodes at a time all over the world. They probably sell more Opterons in a month than SGI sells Itaniums in a quarter--maybe even a year.

    Opterons are too low margin for Sun to make money on and SPARC is a dog performance-wise.

    Sun has basically the same fabless supply chain that Dell does, so their margins probaby aren't terrible. SPARC isn't quite the dog you speak of, esepcially when UltraSPARC IV+ and Niagara roll around.

    Price? - Oh man... you're smoking some of the good stuff.

    You are living in the past. I downloaded and burned Solaris 10 onto CD-Rs for no charge. Their hardware is priced competitively, too. Really, it is, even comparing apples to apples with Dell.

    I think I just talked myself into selling this dog short.

    Er, you do realize the stock is already down a lot this year...this must be why they say individual investors always buy and sell after the trend is already over.

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  107. Re:Gates and his H-1b habit by SunFan · · Score: 1


    I figured $400 for XP _and_ Office was about right. One thing that is interesting, is that there are about 1000 different prices for XP and Office, so it's hard to even figure out what any given business would pay (that's why I gave a range). Microsoft's pricing is like talking to a used car salesman.

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  108. Re:Gates and his H-1b habit by SunFan · · Score: 1


    Sun is #1 in UNIX. Your IDC report is saying "worldwide server systems market". Huge difference.

    Also, I should have clarified that Sun is #1 in Linux units shipped and not revenue.

    For 64-bit servers, Itanium is MIA, and POWER's market share is smaller than SPARC. Also, HP and IBM do not exclusively ship 64-bit (e.g., Xeon).

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  109. Windows 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But everything afterward has been bad."

    Has been an excellent OS, so I don't know what you are talking about.

  110. Does .08 count as "missing"? by Devil · · Score: 1

    I'm no business guy, but Microsoft predicted revenues of $9.7bn and got $9.62bn. They were off by $80M, which--when your company counts its revenue in billions--is practically a rounding error. What's the big freakin' deal?

  111. Linux making inroads.... by Conor+Turton · · Score: 1
    Linux and Open Source must be making a real big dent in Microsofts wallet.

    They ONLY make $9.62 Billion and ONLY raise profits by 5%.

    Wonder how that happened when allegedly Linux is taking market share from Windows and OpenOffice making inroads into MS Office markets.

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  112. more perspective ... you blowhard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was there any spin on the article? No, just a straight report on their earnings. And VA isn't an unpopular, convicted monopolist who's growth might be stalling. So take your "glass houses" comment and blow it out your ass.

  113. omg are you dumb? by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    Not to be a troll, but can someone tell me specifically what bugs everyone is always talking about? Currently running Windows XP sp2 at home and work, my computers have not crashed once this year...not frozen, not blue screened, nothing.

    So you are saying Microsoft doesn't need to do bug fixing, because XP is okay to use after FOUR YEARS of bug fixing? Did you think about this for two seconds before you posted? It's taken Microsoft two service packs and hundereds of updates to get Windows XP to be moderatly secure, and you don't think that's a sign that they need to do more testing?

    You obviously need a reminder. Reformat your box with a fresh install of XP, and don't patch it. Leave it on the Internet without a firewall for a week, and then see if you still think that a testing period would be a waste of time.

    1. Re:omg are you dumb? by Momoru · · Score: 1

      Like I said to the other responders who said similar things, the original poster was talking about THE CURRENT STATE of windows being buggy. It sounds like you are at least agreeing that the current state of windows is stable. If you were to install the original Firefox 1.0 or the original Apache 2.0, or the original PHP 4.0 etc right now, all would be open to serious bugs and security holes, so your point is not taken.

  114. Re:What! The Street loved the results by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

    I will put it this way: Growth is easier if you haven't already gotten really really big. I don't think MS has stagnated as much as they've hit the wall in terms of their share of their major markets (desktops, office suites etc). Now it's time for them to branch out (become PROFITABLE in video game consoles, new applications of PC tech like smart phones and tablets) and really become solid in the server market (they're not really weak there but could use some more market share). Though I don't really trust those Apache vs IIS stats that get thrown around on Slashdot...

  115. Re:Gates and his H-1b habit by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

    Sun is #1 in UNIX. Your IDC report is saying "worldwide server systems market". Huge difference.

    Also, I should have clarified that Sun is #1 in Linux units shipped and not revenue.

    For 64-bit servers, Itanium is MIA, and POWER's market share is smaller than SPARC. Also, HP and IBM do not exclusively ship 64-bit (e.g., Xeon).


    Look, I understand from your handle, "SunFan" that you are fond of Sun. I appreciate that; there are good reasons to admire some of Sun's products. However, you would do well to actually check some of your facts before making statements about the industry. It's okay to be a fan, but you don't do Sun any favors if you are unaware of the facts.

    So, take this not as a personal attack, but an attempt to provide a solid foundation for your interest in Sun:

    First of all, this IDC report is just a periodic report on many aspects of the IT industry.

    Second, both my post and the article to which I referred state that Sun is number 3 in the worldwide Unix server market. Perhaps the phrasing in my post was less than perfectly clear, but the IDC report is unambiguous.

    Third, IBM and HP both ship Unix exlcusively on 64-bit platforms. Your assertion otherwise is false. IBM ships AIX (their Unix) exclusively on 64-bit POWER-based systems. You can verify this yourself on ibm.com. Similarly, HP ships their Unix products exclusively on 64-bit, non-x86 hardware, including Itanium 2, as you can find on their web site. Neither IBM nor HP has a Unix product that runs on 32-bit x86 hardware, as you suggest. In fact, this may be an advantage Sun has in this market, as Sun is the only significant Unix vendor that has a Unix product that runs on x86 (e.g. Xeon, Opteron, etc) hardware.

    Finally, "Linux units shipped" is a bogus measurement (that's why IDC doesn't use it); most systems (server and otherwise) upon which Linux is installed, or part of the sales deal, are not shipped with Linux preinstalled. It is a fact that Sun ships a lot of Linux on Opteron-based hardware (not on Sparc), but if, as you say, they are shipping the largest number of Linux units but they are not even in the top 3 for Linux revenue, this is an indication that they may indeed have a problem; this is not the kind of fact that impresses people that Sun has a viable business model.

  116. Gates and Citibank similarly hooked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.vdare.com/blog/040805_blog.htm#b1

    Citibank has been among the 50 most popular searches for H-1b visa use for a while. Recently, it appears the outsourcing facilitated by their intensive use of H-1b and L-1 visas is having consequences. [Indian Call Center Employees Hack US Bank Accounts, Slashdot.com]

    The question remains: are immigration intensive companies a good investment? Every indication is no. The SEC should start requiring all publicly traded companies to report their use of work-based visas (L-1/H-1B) immediately. Then we'd have the clear data to prove just how bad a financial decision these guest worker visas are.

  117. News by Erris · · Score: 1
    Slashdot user 669,365 laments, It's almost as if there's some bias or something... and tries to prove it by quoting lame headlines:

    Google News:

    Microsoft profits jump to US$ 2.56 billion this quarter (Earthtimes.org) - Yawn.
    Microsoft Third-Quarter Profits Double (Yahoo News)
    - Double over what? A seasonal low?
    Microsoft: The Cash Machine (Motley Fool)
    - A fool and his money are soon parted. See here to trade some of your money for something you can get free as in speech and beer.

    Slashdot:

    Microsoft Misses Quarterly Revenue Projection

    Me: Holy shit, something that's never happened before! How did that happen? What does it mean? Sounds like NEWs to me, I suppose that's why Business Week wrote the article that way. Reading the article is a good idea. Wow, it's because M$ did not sell as many versions of it's OS as it though. Could it be that people are tired of buying second rate software?

    Astrotrufers will never know. They are too busy with the following dumb questions:

    How can we act like nothing has changed?
    What can we say to insult our competition?
    How fast can we fill up and self mod Slashdot's coverage.

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  118. Could be Linux. by Erris · · Score: 1
    Ascath, user 522,428, gets a big smart ass laugh with:

    Obviously it is because of linux!

    But he may be on to something. Let's read the article:

    [Microsoft] cites a greater-than-expected decline in commercial and retail licensing for its business selling Windows operating systems for PCs, and a drop in currency exchange rates from when the company projected its earlier numbers.

    Fewer people are buying Winblows, I wonder why?

    Finally the giant is beginning to fall!!! hmmm, only 9.6 billion left to go.

    That money won't last four quarters at Microsoft's current spending rate if their revenues go down the tubes. Remember DEC? Wang? They failed quickly and they actually had something worth buying.

    The Microsoft game is closer to over than you think:

    1. Microsoft can't maintain it's current code much less develop new code but they never did that anyway.
    2. No one is dumb enough to think they can make a fortune developing for Microsoft anymore, so Microsoft is left without a pool of "loss leaders" to buy new code from.
    3. When Microsoft's earnings stop growing, their compensation packages, which include stock options, stop growing and they end up with even less to develop with.
    4. With falling market share, M$ losses it's ability to bully hardware and software developers. They are then free to build to open and free standards.
    5. No product, no revenue, no earnings, no development, no user, no power, no product.

    The feedback on their fall is all positive. The results will be that way too.

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  119. Auction H1B visas by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1


    Let Gates and McNealy put their money where their mouths are. If they really want foreign workers, let them pay for them through an auction of H1B visas.

    But keep the cap.

    An auction would help make H1B workers unattractive as cheap labor. But if you just gotta have them Indian and Israeli programmers, then it'd be worth your while to cough up a good chunk of dough, possibly more than their annual salary.

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