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Microsoft To Add A Black Box To Windows

An anonymous reader writes "According to ZDNet, Microsoft plans to add the software equivalent of a 'black box' flight recorder to Windows. According to the article, 'The tool will build on the existing Watson error-reporting tool in Windows but will provide Microsoft with much deeper information, including what programs were running at the time of the error and even the contents of documents that were being created.'" Commentary available via C|Net as well.

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  1. What's In Your Box? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Think of it as a flight data recorder, so that any time there's a problem, that 'black box' is there helping us work together and diagnose what's going on," Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates

    Except the blackbox on a jet won't (unless I'm woefully uninformed more than usual) tell what you were doing in your own seat when the plane went down.

    "occupant of 17A was eating peanuts, doing inflight magazine crossword and had dirty underwear"

    "Our stance on this is that the user is in control," Sullivan [Windows lead product manager] said. "In the consumer environment, you will be presented with a dialog that clearly gives you the choice whether to share the information and then also provides exactly what the detail is so you can parse character by character what's being sent."

    Sounds reasonable, so long as it doesn't hide anything from view. Of course, if you have Visual Studio you can hit Debug and lookie yourself, which is usually more helpful than anything I've ever got back from Microsoft.

    The probablem was likely caused by a faulty driver

    And consumers could have a tough time knowing just what information they were sending. Though they'll be able to see the contents of a document, they may not recognize the significance of the technical data--such as register settings--that's being sent.

    Consumers stick with what works. If hitting Don't Send works, they stick with it. If the problem persists then they'll probably send.

    It said, "what we have here is failure to communicate." What's that mean?

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    1. Re:What's In Your Box? by SIGALRM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      cat /var/log/* | less and you'll find some interesting and even personal stuff. The accumulation of diagnostic data isn't the real concern, it's the transfer to external sources. I question the legality of sending document data if, for example, it contains protected heathcare information (as many of my documents do) it may violate HIPAA.

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    2. Re:What's In Your Box? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Except the blackbox on a jet won't (unless I'm woefully uninformed more than usual) tell what you were doing in your own seat when the plane went down.

      It does, however, record exactly what the users (the flight crew) was doing at the time of the crash.

    3. Re:What's In Your Box? by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      "occupant of 17A was eating peanuts, doing inflight magazine crossword and had dirty underwear"

      See.... Bill Cosby's mom *was* right.

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    4. Re:What's In Your Box? by l3v1 · · Score: 1, Funny

      It said, "what we have here is failure to communicate." What's that mean?

      Oh, man, how old are you ? :D It's from Guns'n'Roses' Civil War, "what we've got here is failure to communicate, some men you just can't reach" and so on. Great stuff. And no, I won't go into what it could possibly mean in there.

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    5. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, man, how old are you?

      That's a quote from _Cool Hand Luke_, from 1967.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061512/

    6. Re:What's In Your Box? by maxbang · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How old are you? It's originally from Cool Hand Luke.

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    7. Re:What's In Your Box? by alcmaeon · · Score: 1

      And the snippet in "Civil War" is an audio clip from the Paul Newman movie, "Cool Hand Luke." Doesn't that just make you crave boiled eggs? :-)

    8. Re:What's In Your Box? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The accumulation of diagnostic data isn't the real concern, it's the transfer to external sources. I question the legality of sending document data if, for example, it contains protected heathcare information (as many of my documents do) it may violate HIPAA.

      Which is an excellent point. So where does this diagnostic data go?

      Suppose I was some insensitive clod sitting around a computer lab at school, experimenting with my wargame stuff, trying to figure out whether the US could invade India or China, in some far-fetched scenario and my process died... next thing you know someone sifting through debugging data in Bangalore or Shanghai gets the idea that the US has the Theo Roosevelt off the coast just for that actual and imminent purpose and it gets forwarded to all the necessary wrong parties ...

      Or maybe closer to the pocket book, didn't we just see something in the news about some outsourcing thing in India playing around with people's bank accounts in New York? Can't find the story right now...

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    9. Re:What's In Your Box? by vf123 · · Score: 1

      Actually it's from Cool Hand Luke. Gnr just sampled .

    10. Re:What's In Your Box? by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 1

      Uhm...no. Its not from a GnR song. Its from a frickin movie. Cool Hand Luke. And since this is a useless post anyway, I'll go on to flame...GnR sucks.

      -d

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    11. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve McQueen, lol not.. Paul Newman!!

    12. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The probablem was likely caused by a faulty driver. And consumers could have a tough time knowing just what information they were sending. Though they'll be able to see the contents of a document, they may not recognize the significance of the technical data--such as register settings--that's being sent.

      You quoted from what source? I didn't see those lines in TFA.

    13. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one here yet mentioned how much inteferance this would take in CPU power and storage space. (I did not read any article)

    14. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      blah blah blah Cool Hand Luke! blah blah blah idiot blah blah blah

    15. Re:What's In Your Box? by rgmoore · · Score: 1
      Oh, man, how old are you ? :D It's from Guns'n'Roses' Civil War, "what we've got here is failure to communicate, some men you just can't reach" and so on.

      And how old are you? Guns'n'Roses took the quote from that all-time classic movie, Cool Hand Luke.

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    16. Re:What's In Your Box? by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      The error reporting service in Windows XP can already do much of this. It sends a partial memory dump to Microsoft when something crashes. It's one of the first things I disable on a new install of XP.

    17. Re:What's In Your Box? by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1
      Or maybe closer to the pocket book, didn't we just see something in the news about some outsourcing thing in India playing around with people's bank accounts in New York?
      Yep. Here's a recent one.
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    18. Re:What's In Your Box? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      It was his best film, untill "Bullit"!

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      Never been known to fail..."
    19. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      care to elaborate on where one does turn this 'feature' off?

      yes I'm being lazy...I thought this was the place for that? ;-)

    20. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The important question is whether these error reports be available to the companies/individuals who produced the mentioned additional "running" programs. Probably not.

      Maing this data available for non-MS software producers, including OSS, would make debugging the applications easier. You have to remember that no matter how good the OS is, buggy software (including 3rd party and OSS products) will affect the performance of the system.

    21. Re:What's In Your Box? by harley_frog · · Score: 1
      See.... Bill Cosby's mom *was* right.

      Bill Cosby was right: First you say it, then you do it.

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    22. Re:What's In Your Box? by homer_ca · · Score: 5, Informative

      System control panel, Advanced tab, Error Reporting button
      and/or
      Administrative Tools, Services, stop and disable Error Reporting service

    23. Re:What's In Your Box? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      This is pretty bad. If MS wants to outsource, this analysis is just the kind of thing to try, too!

      I am firewalling MS away from everything on my home network - except for an isolated subnet which can initiate connections for SUS/WUS.

      *.google.* is already passed through Privoxy by a firewall rule, and passed of to TOR for a route.

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      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    24. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you... but I've got the hots for what's in the box with the COTS...

    25. Re:What's In Your Box? by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > Steve McQueen, lol not.. Paul Newman!!

      HAHAH! What a dope! I chastized the original for getting the reference wrong, then got the actor wrong.
      I must have been thinking of 'The Blob', yeah, that's it...

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    26. Re:What's In Your Box? by Guy+LeDouche · · Score: 2, Informative

      WinKey+Break > Advanced > Error Reporting Click the "Disable error reporting" radio item.

    27. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. It just records data from the instruments and an audio recording of the cockpit. It doesn't record "exactly what the flight crew was doing."

    28. Re:What's In Your Box? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Can you recommend some good cofiguration resources for us relative FNGs?
      Request a "Welcome to my bookshelf" blog at your convenience, sir.

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    29. Re:What's In Your Box? by mobiux · · Score: 1

      It was paul newman, not steve mcqueen.

    30. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bet's that 30 seconds after release somoeone has a patch that disables it or better yet reports random generated junk.

      I'm hoping for the latter and it poisions their database. I am sick of companies thinking they own me.

    31. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we have here is, failure to communicate. Some men you can not reach, so you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it, well, he get it! I dont' like it any more than he did.

    32. Re:What's In Your Box? by wgaryhas · · Score: 1

      so something like http://www.lessthanhonestsite.com/scriptpage.googl e.html would bypass the filtering

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    33. Re:What's In Your Box? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Informative
      I sure like M0n0wall
      Easy to install and configure.

      Pretty well documented, too.

      I repalced Astaro with m0n0wall, and have most of the features I used - minus some of the application proxies.
      I have a tor installation on the box - easy to set-up with privoxy, after i added Perl to the m0n0 mix (big as the rest of the distribution!)

      There are some add-ons, too.

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      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    34. Re:What's In Your Box? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      Sure.

      But privoxy still scrubs identifying information other than the route!

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      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    35. Re:What's In Your Box? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      what we have here is failure to communicate.

      Some men, you just can't reach ... This is the way he wants it, well, he gets it ...

      No Microsoft, we don't need your blackbox, it feeds the rich while it buries the users. ;-)

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    36. Re:What's In Your Box? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that just make you crave boiled eggs?

      I can eat 50!

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      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    37. Re:What's In Your Box? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Ooooooh...nice shortcut key. I love keyboard commands, cause sifting though the buttons in windoes is so tedious. If the computer management had an embeded shortcut, that'd be even better. Someday I'll have to find them. Somewhere.

      (Remeber when the manual used to come with all this info. I remember the MX-80 printer manual had a whole section on how to code to fire the individual pins on the printhead. Boy are those days gone)

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    38. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no "may" about it. It will explicitly violate many parts of cfr 45. It is quite possible that even sending information about what files are open on a system may be in violation. (Let's say you have PHI in a diagnosis-specific directory on a remote server and index data by patient identifier: e.g. //server/asdf/basdf/parkinsons/45678.report. If the system reports the very existence of that file it violates HIPAA.) If you thought health care costs were expensive now, wait 'til the industry has to migrate away from Windows because of this. Before anyone pipes up and says "but you can turn it off" consider the financial ramifications for even a few leaks are huge. The only out is for M$ to offer a Windows version that is incapable of hosting the black box.

    39. Re:What's In Your Box? by Old+Telco+Guy · · Score: 1

      And if you want to listen to the horror that is an airplane crash, you can get your fill of last minute talk and screaming here: http://www.airdisaster.com/cvr/cvrwav.shtml

    40. Re:What's In Your Box? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      The CVR records the cockpit audio (which is way more than just the flight crew conversation), the FDR records all sorts of interesting stuff.

      "The FDR onboard the aircraft records many different operating conditions of the flight. By regulation, newly manufactured aircraft must monitor at least eighty-eight important parameters such as time, altitude, airspeed, heading, and aircraft attitude. In addition, some FDRs can record the status of more than 1,000 other in-flight characteristics that can aid in the investigation. The items monitored can be anything from flap position to auto-pilot mode or even smoke alarms.

      With the data retrieved from the FDR, the Safety Board can generate a computer animated video reconstruction of the flight. The investigator can then visualize the airplane's attitude, instrument readings, power settings and other characteristics of the flight."

    41. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool Hand Luke Chastising Post #772

    42. Re:What's In Your Box? by innerweb · · Score: 1
      Shhh! Do not tell them, let them trip up on their own. ;-)

      InnerWeb

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    43. Re:What's In Your Box? by Shaklee39 · · Score: 1

      For the anal, it is actually windows+pause. For keyboards that separate pause/break break will not work :)

    44. Re:What's In Your Box? by zanderredux · · Score: 1
      Heh... Maybe the homeland security dept reads the parent and decides it's a good idea to track what every passenger was doing at the minutes preceding the flight...

      Since such detailed tracking is already done in your pc, why object tracking you???

    45. Re:What's In Your Box? by Antyrael · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but I think the analogy between computer crash and airplane crash can only be taken so far before it gets absurd.
      I mean, monitoring the systems and crew aboard a plane to see what happened before a crash that killed many people vs. monitoring what Bob from Accounting was writing in his email to his secret lover in the mail room before Outlook crashed?
      Which one of those two sounds more vital to you?

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    46. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the blackbox on a jet won't (unless I'm woefully uninformed more than usual) tell what you were doing in your own seat when the plane went down

      Oh no! You mean that Windows can tell when I sit in front of my computer an masturbate!?

    47. Re:What's In Your Box? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      Obviously. But monitoring current system parameters in a computer crash/error may be just as important to microsoft as monitoring system parameters in an aircraft crash is to the FAA and Boeing/Airbus.

      I'm not defending ms on doing this, but it's not hard to see why they would want to do this.

    48. Re:What's In Your Box? by Skalizar · · Score: 1

      Wow, ./ers are old! I knew it was from a movie too, but would have needed Google's assistance to find it. I actually first heard the line on a SNL parody and didn't get it until I saw the movie at a later point.

    49. Re:What's In Your Box? by 3TimeLoser · · Score: 1

      Depends on whether or not you're Bob from Accounting...

    50. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to /. irony: I'm Offtopic, but your response is Informative. :)

    51. Re:What's In Your Box? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Smitty!

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    52. Re:What's In Your Box? by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      and to make life annoying, on a modern Microsoft Natural keyboard, you have to have f-lock off before you can use pause, otherwise you get scroll lock.

      gah!, whoever came up with that idea needs to be shot.

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    53. Re:What's In Your Box? by SacredNaCl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ooooooh...nice shortcut key. I love keyboard commands, cause sifting though the buttons in windoes is so tedious. If the computer management had an embeded shortcut, that'd be even better.

      Knowing these is kind of handy when you are dealing with XP users and you don't know whether they are running in classic or standard mode (or you are running several W2K boxes with a non-active KVM switch and it loses your mouse constantly).
      WindowsKey+R brings up the run dialog, from there you can run anything. Useful ones are: Control.msc (control panel), services.msc(services menu), compmgnt.msc (computer management which is what you wanted).

      Though it doesn't have a keyboard shortcut built in for computer management, what you can do is create your own. Create a shortcut on the desktop to compmgnt.msc, and then assign it a hotkey in the area it says "Shotcut key" press control-alt and another key and it will set that key as your keyboard shortcut. This only works for desktop items as far as I know. I have ones set for Firefox, Thunderbird, Opera, and a few other monitor applications I run frequently. Just right click & go to properties on any shortcut on the desktop and add you own on the shortcut-key line. Saves a few clicks once you have it setup.

      There are a few other hotkeys that are handy though: WindowsKey+M minimizes everything, WindowsKey+Shift+M restores that, WindowsKey+D takes you to the desktop (but doesn't seem to reverse itself with the shift key), WindowsKey+F brings up the find files screen. WindowsKey+E brings up Windows Explorer.

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    54. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This only works for desktop items as far as I know.

      It works for items in the start menu too.

      Also, beware! This can make you dangerously happy with your Windows setup, and you know that Windows hates that... at least on older versions, for no apparent reason, some shortcuts will stop working until the next reboot, and occasionally fail for no good reason. Hasn't happened to me on XP yet, but I've probably just jinxed myself by saying that.

    55. Re:What's In Your Box? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Luckily that law has so many holes (exemptions, defects, what have you) in it and and so few teeth that the only way to get nabbed is if you sell health data on CD-Rs on Ebay or the local street corner or put it on BitTorrent or some other P2P network. ;)

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    56. Re:What's In Your Box? by SacredNaCl · · Score: 1

      That should be compmgmt.msc for computer management.

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    57. Re:What's In Your Box? by drsmithy · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      The error reporting service in Windows XP can already do much of this. It sends a partial memory dump to Microsoft when something crashes. It's one of the first things I disable on a new install of XP.

      Yeah, because if Microsoft actually fixed the problems you wouldn't have anything to whinge about on /., would you ?

    58. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is typical Microsoft. Instead of fixing a problem that anyone else managed to solve with the current technology, they introduce more complex way to deal with it, potentially creating an even bigger problem. Make the current technology work, then innovate new ones to make the old technology works better.

    59. Re:What's In Your Box? by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      WindowsKey+R brings up the run dialog, from there you can run anything.
      Other useful ones include cmd.exe (command prompt, of course), devmgmt.msc (Device manager), gpedit.msc (Group policy editor in XP Pro), and eventvwr.exe. In particular, I like running cmd.exe, "set DEVMGR_SHOW_NONPRESENT_DEVICES=1" and then "devmgmt.msc". Then in device manager, you can show hidden devices, and it'll show even non-connected devices.
      There are a few other hotkeys that are handy though.
      For Windows XP only, Win+L locks your workstation (or goes back to the "welcome" screen if you have fast user switching on). Ctrl-Shift-Esc will bring up task manager even when connected to a domain (ctrl-alt-del does the same on non-domain workstations, but will bring up the Windows NT Security screen on domain members). Then there's the classics that almost everyone knows, like alt-F4 to close, and alt-spacebar to bring up the current window menu (alt-spacebar, x is a fast way to maximize the current window using only the keyboard and are conveniently clustered together.)
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    60. Re:What's In Your Box? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      WindowsKey+D takes you to the desktop (but doesn't seem to reverse itself with the shift key) [...]

      Just hit Win+D again to restore everything (the difference between this and Win+[shift]+M is that Win+D simply brings the Desktop above all other windows (and puts it back again) whereas Win+[shift]+M really does minimise [and restore] everything).

      WindowsKey+F brings up the find files screen.

      Also, Ctrl+Win+F brings up the Find Computer window (although personally I think it's quicker to just hit "Run" and then "\\computername").

    61. Re:What's In Your Box? by outZider · · Score: 1

      Seconded on m0n0wall. As much as I hate "Me Too" posts on Slashdot, m0n0wall really is an amazing and well thought out system.

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    62. Re:What's In Your Box? by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      >>This only works for desktop items as far as I know.

      Any shortcut placed anywhere in the Start Menu hierarchy supports the hotkeys.

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    63. Re:What's In Your Box? by satans_advocate · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, because if Microsoft actually fixed the problems you wouldn't have anything to whinge about on /., would you ?

      Yeah, because if Microsoft actually fixed the problems, they wouldn't have to send back intrusive, personal and possibly illegal information to Redmond, would they?

    64. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Software Monitoring EATS cpu performance and cycles. It is normal to be able to disable any/all monitoring crap.

      Blocking Transmission is step 2

      Step 3?
      How about MS fixup some very lame software basd execution prevention drivers - hand optimised assembler please.

    65. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Our stance on this is that the user is in control," Sullivan [Windows lead product manager] said. "In the consumer environment, you will be presented with a dialog that clearly gives you the choice whether to share the information and then also provides exactly what the detail is so you can parse character by character what's being sent."

      translation- "in a program in a tab in a tabbed pane from a menu selection in a menu item in a menu, we Microsoft will present a screen with umpteen selections, all written in uninterpetable gobbledy-geek (with assistance from our lawyers) which will permit you, the sucker..er.. I mean user, to select one of a number of mutually exclusive options to limit, in some small way, what part of your anatomy we agree to not sniff and record in our database.

      That way, we can always truthfully assert in our press releases to trade mags that our users CAN elect to prevent Microsoft from transmitting THAT personal information back to Microsoft...

      We'll even give it an affirmative-sounding name, like Total Information Privacy.... or something like that....

      God, we're smart!

    66. Re:What's In Your Box? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Should have mentioned Windows-E is my favorite, since it opens up a new explorer window at "My Computer."

      I have shortcuts ctrl-alt-* for most of my favorite apps, but sometimes background programs will steal the hotkeys, which can be annoying. It takse some trial and error to get a good set. Ctrl-Alt-F is Firefox for me, but Ctrl-Alt-T was taken by the video app, so Ctrl-Alt-M is Thunderbird (Mail).

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    67. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is this site gay?

      If so, please post your thoughts. Include various pictures of goatse, tubgirl and others.

      Your support is appreciated.

    68. Re:What's In Your Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The black box says:

      One flight attendent was in the bathroom with diarrhea from choosing the chicken over the beef.

      The other one was making out with the passenger sitting in 10B in the other bathroom.

      The head attendent was watching them.

      The copilot was watching the clouds float by.

      The pilot was picking his nose while his copilot was occupied.

  2. Just like the real black boxes by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

    It will record your screams as your computer crashes.

    1. Re:Just like the real black boxes by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      It will record your screams as your computer crashes.

      Does the wavelength of background light vary with pitch of your scream?

      aaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeee ooooh! Indigo screen of death!

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    2. Re:Just like the real black boxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a short WMA file of the frustrated user introducing the computer with to the business end of a 12 gauge...

    3. Re:Just like the real black boxes by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      And it will provide a report on how the user sitting at the controls did something to cause the crash.

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    4. Re:Just like the real black boxes by hawk · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather--not screaming in terror like his passengers."

      hawk, who was once offered condolences when he said this . . .

    5. Re:Just like the real black boxes by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

      What a great job to have at Microsoft, listening to people cursing after their machine crashes. "AAuuuuggh not again! Stupid $#*!@ Microsoft employees!!! I will kill you all!!!!" followed by the sound of a gun being loaded, doors slamming, and faintly in the distance car tires squealing.

    6. Re:Just like the real black boxes by tardigrades · · Score: 1, Funny

      Can we still hit our monitors?

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    7. Re:Just like the real black boxes by alexhs · · Score: 1

      The car analogy is dead, long live the plane analogy !

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    8. Re:Just like the real black boxes by eggman9713 · · Score: 1

      but in cyberspace, no one can hear you scream. They can only feel the violent tremors of our cyber-privacy being uprooted even further

    9. Re:Just like the real black boxes by 2old2rockNroll · · Score: 1

      And it will provide a report on how the user sitting at the controls did something to cause the crash.

      He opened a program. Just another case of user error.

    10. Re:Just like the real black boxes by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Oh man... I was just thinking of posting that very quote!

      (Where the heck is it from originally, anyway??)

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    11. Re:Just like the real black boxes by hawk · · Score: 1

      I've seen it so many places that I doubt we can ever find the original . . .

      hawk

    12. Re:Just like the real black boxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I've been feeling that way about linux lately. It's all coming to a head this month/week. Years of little annoyances. I'm running Fedora Core, my best experience was compile from scratch and before that Mandrake, Worst experience was Fedora Core, and before that Redhat dating back to 5.2... If you're into c-sci, scientific computing, servers, networking, tinkering... great. If you want to be a user with minimum fuss and interact and exchange data with the millions of other average humans out there. beware... I might just buy Windows as a thank you to MS for providing me with the stable system, fast desktop, etc all the things linux promised and used to provide, until I ran Fedora Core... Just sick of it and being a beta tester for everything. And for the guys who would try to argue about running stable blah blah blah, fuck you you're wrong. Period. :-D I'm a pirate anyways, I'll take feature rich user apps, and be a geek in a VMware session...

    13. Re:Just like the real black boxes by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I know a guy who sometimes quotes it out of the blue, which for some unknown reason causes everyone in earshot to fall down laughing. I guess we're easily amused :)

      Anyway, after posting that (naturally :) I went looking, and seems the earliest documentable attribution is to a Jim Harkins' Usenet sig in 1993, but the article I found thought it might have been "from Emo Phillips appearing on a show such as Friday Night Live, the late-night comedy show which was the UK version of the US Saturday Night Live, back in the latter half of the 1980s."
      http://www.horrible.demon.co.uk/die_peacefully_in_ my_sleep.htm

      Maybe taglines should be blackboxed too ;)

      [now let's see if /.'s stupid URL mangling bug is fixed.. they look normal in preview, die on posting]

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  3. In the interest of fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the FA, but not in the rather sensationalistic blurb:

    "For consumers, the choice of whether to send the data, and how much information to share, will be up to the individual. Though the details are being finalized, Windows lead product manager Greg Sullivan said users will be prompted with a message indicating the information to be sent and giving them an option to alter it, such as removing the contents of the e-mail they were writing when the machine crashed. Also, such reporting will also be anonymous."

    Granted, the "unfinalized" details could be an issue and we don't know how straightforward the implementation will be, but this blurb is pure demagoguery.

  4. Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by toofast · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At first I was tempted to do like most: yell out that this was a privacy issue. Microsoft has no right knowing what software I'm using! But there are so many instances where I could claim that my privacy is invaded that I'm afraid I'm becoming more accepting of it.

    The latest of these instances occurred when I fired up Half Life 2 last night. "Logging on to Steam as ...". So Steam/Valve know each time I play half-life. Interesting stats for them.

    Every time I browse a web page, I'm telling everyone I use Firefox/1.0.3 on x64 Linux. Sure, I could hack my user agent string, but really. Most people don't, right? So now the slashdot editors know what I run, what my IP address is, ...

    I only boot to Windows to play games like Half-Life, and it bothers me that Microsoft would know about everything I'm running on that Windows box, but how else are they to fix issues if they don't know what I'm running and what I was doing when it crashed? When do we draw the line between normal computer use and invasion of privacy?

  5. Privacy on the job by bmw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The biggest issue I see with this, at least in the short term, is the possible use of this feature in the corporate setting.

    With businesses, however, IT managers typically set the policy. If they wanted total information, they could configure systems so that they'd know not only that a user was running Internet Explorer, for example, but also that he or she was watching a video from ESPN.com. Or, they might find out not only that a worker was running Instant Messenger but also that he or she was talking to a co-worker about getting a new job.

    This is a major invasion of privacy if you ask me. Of course, while at work you are using company resources so they really do get to say how and when they are used but I feel there is an important difference between monitoring your employee's resource usage and actually reading their emails and instant messages. You don't have to totally invade everyone's privacy to enforce your company policy of internet usage.

    But Sullivan pointed out that businesses can already install third-party software to monitor workers' computer usage and some do.

    While the above is most certainly true, having something like this built into Windows by default just makes it that much easier and thus inviting for a company to implement this sort of monitoring. I just can't wait for the day when all employees have a tracking system attached to them at all times and are reprimanded if they spend too much time going to the bathroom or chatting to a coworker. What great fun that is going to be!

    Another issue with this that is mentioned in the article is the fact that while you will be able to look through all the data being reported, most people will not have the knowledge to determine how much of it is sensitive.

    And consumers could have a tough time knowing just what information they were sending. Though they'll be able to see the contents of a document, they may not recognize the significance of the technical data--such as register settings--that's being sent.

    Not everything is totally obvious, such as personal emails or credit card numbers. Not to mention the fact that it will very likely be buried among a lot of other unintelligable data. Also, given the habit of most Windows users of just clicking 'OK' or 'YES' to anything and everything that pops up on their screen, I doubt many people will actually review the information being sent in the report.

    1. Re:Privacy on the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Company proxy servers do a good job of monitoring what sites you visit and what data goes through it, and when your email enters and leaves through a corporate server, having your messages is read is trivial. When your documents are stored on the network, it's also not a difficult matter for them to be read by those who aren't you.

    2. Re:Privacy on the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> I just can't wait for the day when all employees have a tracking system attached

      If I understand the service correctly, it will only capture information at the time of an application crash. As an employee tracking system, this would be totally useless, unless you make sure the employee crashes an application every time they do somthing wrong.

    3. Re:Privacy on the job by nmb3000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The biggest issue I see with this, at least in the short term, is the possible use of this feature in the corporate setting.

      I'm sure this new "black box" will be controllable via Group Policy. The management and IT can decide if they want to use it and if not turn it off for everyone with a fewer than maybe 15-20 mouse clicks.

      I think this is probably a good step forward in trying to diagnose and prevent crashes for home users, as long as they don't start digging too deep. I don't really mind them knowing what processes were running, but sending them more than just a mini memory dump is too much. I'd also want to make sure they don't grab anything from memory that's supposed to be protected like passwords. Really, that's the only place I see issues, for example if I'm running some financing software which crashes. They grab a memory dump of the program which just happens to contain my SSN, birthday, credit card numbers, bank account numbers, etc. There is the possibility this information could be misused by an employee at Microsoft.

      Microsoft's Online Crash Analysis, the current version of this type of thing, has helped me a time or two. I've had Windows shoot a BSOD at me and after submitting the dump to MS, they readily told me which driver was the culprit and saved me perhaps an hour of troubleshooting.

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    4. Re:Privacy on the job by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is a major invasion of privacy if you ask me. Of course, while at work you are using company resources so they really do get to say how and when they are used but I feel there is an important difference between monitoring your employee's resource usage and actually reading their emails and instant messages. You don't have to totally invade everyone's privacy to enforce your company policy of internet usage.

      There is to be *NO* expectation of privacy while using computers at work. Don't think for a minute that your company won't pull out those records if necessary.

      In the mean time protect yourself. Run everything over encrypted tunnels, don't use your company's DNS servers, use a browser that allows you to save your cache to a safe location (USB hard drive, /dev/null, whatever), don't use work e-mail for anything other than work, don't use unencrypted webmail, don't assume that they aren't using keylogging, the list goes on...

      Unethical? Yeah. Legal? Definitely. Get over it and protect yourself as best you can. That means don't use your Internet connection at work for anything that would get you fired or could be used against you later.

    5. Re:Privacy on the job by bmw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't have any expectation of privacy while at work except that which I create for myself. However, don't you think it is a bit unnecessary to actually read people's conversations and emails? Preventing abuse of company resources is one thing but actually reading the content of my emails is another. I could very well be talking about something that is work related but that I do not want certain people to read. Is that really so wrong? There are things you might have to say to another coworker that wouldn't get you fired but might cause trouble amongst other coworkers if they were read by the wrong person. I just think such total monitoring is excessive.

    6. Re:Privacy on the job by superstick58 · · Score: 1
      "I just can't wait for the day when all employees have a tracking system attached to them at all times and are reprimanded if they spend too much time going to the bathroom or chatting to a coworker."

      I know this is an extreme hypothetical, but I can't help but wonder why people insist that companies are so controlling that they would resort to these measures. If such abuses would occur they are likely to be short lived because any smart, successful company would know that the workers are their best asset and would know that micromanagement and unreasonable surveillance is not the way to get the most productivity out of the workers.

      Companies don't become large and successful without some common sense and that common sense says that giving an employee some freedom and responsibility is a better way to ensure high productivity than oppressive controls and monitoring.

      (This is coming from an employee browsing slashdot while at work)

    7. Re:Privacy on the job by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      "In the mean time protect yourself. Run everything over encrypted tunnels, don't use your company's DNS servers, use a browser that allows you to save your cache to a safe location (USB hard drive, /dev/null, whatever), don't use work e-mail for anything other than work, don't use unencrypted webmail, don't assume that they aren't using keylogging, the list goes on..."

      Ha. A good administrator (read: myself and most people in reasonable IT departments) have already disabled all these options. Everything is totally locked down.

      You get the box you get, you use it the way the company wants. That doesn't mean we'll be rifling through your personal files, but if we have reason to (e.g. the CEO wants information) we abide). Biggest way to protect yourself: DON'T DO ANYTHING ON A BUSINESS COMPUTER YOU WANT PRIVATE!

    8. Re:Privacy on the job by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right from a 'here and now' standpoint, but there always exists a tipping point whereby the atomsphere or environment in which you work, 'well intended', or not, gets in the way of your employees actually being able to generate revenue for the business.

      This is why I'm not entirely worried about this kinda stuff - ultimately, if people arn't in any mood to spend money or make money, the system fails. You see these kinds of corrections all the time, where a proactive measure designed to increase return on investment (say, through corperate computer use policies) surprisingly achieves the opposite.

      I find the issue of Windows potentially forwarding Microsoft data that *I* have legal access to, but not Microsoft, much more interesting. If I mistakeningly send confidential customer information to Microsoft due to a confusing or misleading interface in Windows, who's at fault here? Do the potential costs on the economy due to the legal implications of the above supercede the benifit to the economy from MS supposedly being able to produce more stable versions of Windows?

      The better we get at shuttling, aggregating, summarizing data, the more we have to codify rules surrounding data and privacy access, the more expensive and convoluted things get to maintain and enforce. At what point does the the housecleaning become more expensive than the value these capabilities provide us with? And isn't this one of those age old influences on where people choose to invest or incorperate? If it's too expensive to follow the rules you supported, you can effectively price your entire economy out of hte market.

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    9. Re:Privacy on the job by garcia · · Score: 1

      I don't have any expectation of privacy while at work except that which I create for myself. However, don't you think it is a bit unnecessary to actually read people's conversations and emails? Preventing abuse of company resources is one thing but actually reading the content of my emails is another. I could very well be talking about something that is work related but that I do not want certain people to read. Is that really so wrong? There are things you might have to say to another coworker that wouldn't get you fired but might cause trouble amongst other coworkers if they were read by the wrong person. I just think such total monitoring is excessive.

      I already stated that it's unethical but perfectly legal. I don't see what exactly what you are trying to say past that.

      If you don't like the policy that companies are permitted to put into place then don't work there, don't use their network for personal use, or start your own company where you have a liberal usage policy that allows people to freely use your network however they see fit.

      Monitoring might be excessive and it's not done in some shrinking percentage of companies but that doesn't mean that it shouldn't happen.

      Protect yourself, don't use it, or find another place to work.

    10. Re:Privacy on the job by bmw · · Score: 1

      or find another place to work.

      My thoughts exactly.

    11. Re:Privacy on the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This is a major invasion of privacy if you ask me."

      Yet, it's not at all different from it is now; if the admin wants to know what files you are accessing, they can. Content aware firewalls already provide some of this, and there are other tools that can proxy connections and log the data.

      This is the world you are in. Now that you know, what are you going to do?

    12. Re:Privacy on the job by nine-times · · Score: 2, Interesting
      However, don't you think it is a bit unnecessary to actually read people's conversations and emails? Preventing abuse of company resources is one thing but actually reading the content of my emails is another. I could very well be talking about something that is work related but that I do not want certain people to read. Is that really so wrong?

      I work in IT, and I always tell everyone, if you don't want me reading it, don't send it through company e-mail. I tell everyone up-front. Just don't.

      Now the reason for this isn't because I like to snoop. In fact, if I wanted to snoop, I wouldn't tell anyone, I'd just snoop around reading e-mail. However, other things come up. For example, I once ended up catching an e-mail about an extra-marital affair an employee was having. I wasn't looking for it, but I was browsing our spam filter to make sure we weren't getting false positives, and the mistress used a dirty word, which meant she got caught in the filter. By the time I was sure it was a personal e-mail and not spam, it was too late. I already knew too much.

      Or some more examples:

      • I've had people ask that I find an e-mail sent to them that they've lost.
      • I've had situations where I've had to search e-mail of ex-employees for business-related information.
      • I've had a mail server go down due to lack of hard drive space in the middle of the night, and I've had to sort through mail of people with big attachments, save the attachments to another disk, and remove them from the mail server.
      • I've sat down in front of someone's machine to fix something only to find that they've left very personal e-mail opened in the front window.

      I could probably come up with more situations where an IT guy might be in a position to read your e-mail without intentional monitoring. Hell, I've caught people visiting naughty websites because I was monitoring traffic for unrelated security purposes.

      My point is, it's not all snooping. I'm not the sort to want to stick my nose in other people's business, and in fact, when I stumble across some personal information, I generally wish I hadn't. I don't want to know, so please, everyone, for the sake of your IT guys who don't want to know about your personal lives, don't send revealing personal e-mail through your company's servers.

    13. Re:Privacy on the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how exactly did they contact you?

      doesnt the crash dump tool say "no personal data transmitted"?

    14. Re:Privacy on the job by Teja · · Score: 1

      At the same time, not every work place will let you do things like that. I know of workplaces that prohibit the use of any other browser besides IE. Sure IE presents security risks, but tell that to the boss, (s)he couldn't care less. If you are provided with certain tools, you are expected to use them, even if it is something that you don't prefer.

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    15. Re:Privacy on the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft's Online Crash Analysis, the current version of this type of thing, has helped me a time or two. I've had Windows shoot a BSOD at me and after submitting the dump to MS, they readily told me which driver was the culprit and saved me perhaps an hour of troubleshooting.

      Wow, I wish it had helped me. After several repeate BSODs, all I get is "A driver caused the crash." No info about WHICH driver or WHICH subsystem (i.e. networking, display, etc.) at all. Ug.

    16. Re:Privacy on the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the point of running things over encrypted tunnels if they're running keylogging? Great, now they have all of your passwords as well as all of the email you've written in the past year.

    17. Re:Privacy on the job by nmb3000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      how exactly did they contact you?

      doesnt the crash dump tool say "no personal data transmitted"?


      The way it works is after submitting a problem, if there's recognizable issues it asks if you want to use OCA and if you choose Yes, it opens a web page in IE and tells you what happened. You can link OCA activity to your Passport to help keep track of it and a record of your problems.

      Doesn't always work, but it's nice when it does.

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    18. Re:Privacy on the job by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      put this in your fstab:

      none /home/user/.firefox/cache tmpfs max=1024m 0 0

      i think thats right (im an opera user so im only guessing at ~/.firefox/cache)

    19. Re:Privacy on the job by toby · · Score: 1
      reprimanded if they spend too much time going to the bathroom or chatting to a coworker

      Um, this happens to millions of people every day around the world already. And don't even think about trying to organise a union; you're likely to end up with a bullet in your head. Buy Nike (or thousands of other brands) and you're buying slave labour... but it's OK; they're not Americans.

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    20. Re:Privacy on the job by estes_grover · · Score: 1

      There is to be *NO* expectation of privacy while using computers at work.

      Agree to that - but, the company you work for does have an expectation of privacy and security. If the black box is recording infrastructure stuff like the computer's IP, subnet, local security settings, I can image some companies going ballistic. This is a threat to a company's security and hence their reputation. That's a big deal these days.

    21. Re:Privacy on the job by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      did you keep quiet about the affair that you found an email about or did you tell the wife of the employee in question or what?

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    22. Re:Privacy on the job by nine-times · · Score: 1
      I didn't know the guy or his wife. I have no idea of the situation. I didn't want to know about the affair. So I just ignored it, figuring it's not my place to interfere.

      But I sent out a notice reminding people that their work e-mail account isn't private and we can and do occasionally read messages, and I updated our handbook that we give new users to include sterner warnings.

    23. Re:Privacy on the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you say applies in the US, but not necessarily elsewhere.

      At least in parts of Europe, there are privacy protections that apply to some things you can do using a company computer (usually email, which is considered personal even when received on a company account).

  6. wow, by circusboy · · Score: 1

    didn't people complain about the one in the corvette?

    unbelievable.

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  7. But by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will it survive after I kick the shit out my computer and then throw it off a cliff?

    1. Re:But by chucks86 · · Score: 1

      That's a good question, but I think the better one would be: Will it survive after I install an alternative OS?

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    2. Re:But by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, that's called drag and drop, MS already patented it...

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    3. Re:But by Infinityis · · Score: 1

      I'd say a better question is if it can/will record the slashdot effect, what with all the melting computer parts around it...

  8. So... by Upaut · · Score: 2, Funny

    'The tool will build on the existing Watson error-reporting tool in Windows but will provide Microsoft with much deeper information, including what programs were running at the time of the error and even the contents of documents that were being created.'

    So one mans spyware is another mans "helpful utility"?
    Right, now many of you will call me a Mac fanatic and mod me down, but seriously: Apple does not think of shit like this... I can just see the new virus' composed to utilize the flaws in this feature... Wait, I got it, they will use it to compete with Apple's Automator in Tiger:
    "Tired of having to go to the store to buy the latest Microsoft product? Now you will never have to again! The windows automator(tm) scans all your messages, emails, text documents, and computerized purchase orders for your credit card information, bank number, PIN numbers, etc; sends the data to the Microsoft data servers. Your information is then carefully protected, until the newest Microsoft product is ready for shipment. Then your accounts are drained, and everything you needed, even if you didn't know it, will be shipped to your door. Remember: Microsoft works...."


    And yes, I read the article, and the passage: " "Our stance on this is that the user is in control," Sullivan said. "In the consumer environment, you will be presented with a dialog that clearly gives you the choice whether to share the information and then also provides exactly what the detail is so you can parse character by character what's being sent."

    But it kinda hurts the joke... That and with Microsoft's record of error, would you really trust this?

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    1. Re:So... by kokoloko · · Score: 1

      So one mans spyware is another mans "helpful utility"?

      Exactly. Why should that seems so strange.

      Futhermore, from TFA:

      For consumers, the choice of whether to send the data, and how much information to share, will be up to the individual.

      Another revolutionary new concept. You can TURN IT OFF!

    2. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      For consumers, the choice of whether to send the data, and how much information to share, will be up to the individual.

      "Another revolutionary new concept. You can TURN IT OFF!"

      Yes, but in a typical office situation (remember not all businesses have an IT department or "guy") how many users (minimum wage secretaries) will choose not to send the company's private data back to Microsoft? This is one situation where the choice NOT to send the data should be the default.

    3. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple does not think of shit like this...

      What do you mean? Apple has had blue boxes, and yellow boxes, and red boxes in OS X for years. All that MS did was go and make the box black...


      relax, it's a joke.

  9. Great by Tebriel · · Score: 1

    Now I've got some MS techie looking through the contents of my text editor when an error log gets sent.

    Thanks guys!

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    1. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't like it, turn off that specific feature. Shit -- you Linuxtards are so clueless sometimes.

  10. I don't care... by Admiral+Ackbar+8 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    as long as I can shut it off!

    1. Re:I don't care... by aldousd666 · · Score: 1

      agreed. I think that's the issue that will make or break this concept. Then again, microsoft doesn't ask your permission to install XP sp2 anymore like they used to.. unless you don't want any more updates in the future..

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    2. Re:I don't care... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      I'm in favour of this tbh. Major upgrades like XPSP2 should be given a 'testing period' then forced upon everybody.

      No, I mean it. XPSP2 is the biggest leap forward in terms of basic Windows security for ages.

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    3. Re:I don't care... by aldousd666 · · Score: 1

      how so? the popup blocker? the firewall? (which works by EXE name???) The canary on the stack that is disabled by default? I fail to see any real benefits of SP2 other than allowing for long strings in the GPO Explain strings.. It also breaks a lot of things that aren't even related to the firewall. It's an attempt at fixing things, but I don't think it's worth it's weight in sand unless you're already technical enough to know how to configure your system with all of the features it provides (Which if you are, then you most likely had your own firewall and popup blocker software and were running mozilla to begin with.) For the general populace whom this SP2 is meant to protect, it just appears to break things, and offer annoying warnings to which they can, and do, check "Never tell me this again."

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    4. Re:I don't care... by Trigun · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh sure, you can shut it off, for now.

      It should prompt you to turn it on only after the initial bootup and default to no. Aside from that, it should be mandated to be in the off condition until an administrator turns it on. Finally, it shold send it to a central server of the organizations choosing, and then the administrator can remove/alter the files, and send only corporate approved ones.

    5. Re:I don't care... by PPGMD · · Score: 1
      Except they don't force it on you. If you have automatic updates on, it downloads the service pack for you, but you must agree to the EULA before the install process even starts.

      Also updates are being cut off for users of Windows XP, anyone with Windows XP SP1, SP1a, or SP2, will still be allowed to get updates. It's been almost 2 years since SP1 was released, anyone that isn't on SP1 isn't going to upgrade anytime soon either, so there has to be some push to upgrade.

      Also it's only the cut off of the Windows Update site and automatic updates, they can still download updates the old fashion way. They will simply not be eligible for content updates such as Windows Media Player 10, and the Windows Photo Album, which I doubt many of /. would care about.

    6. Re:I don't care... by nchip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like how microsoft allows to shut off the "DRM songs imported to microsoft media player" settings?

      I used to think so too, until I met a girl who had imported her entire collection copyprotected. re-ripping cd's is not fun.

      You probably can switch it off (or use something less braindamaged to rip cd:s), but average users will never go to the advanced tab to switch copyprotecting off.. And a huge annoyance to notice after getting an iPod.

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    7. Re:I don't care... by Pofy · · Score: 1

      >as long as I can shut it off!

      You are looking at it the wrong way. You should not have to shut it off at all. It should be an option to turn it ON for those that so wishes.

    8. Re:I don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how do you shut off human nature? human nature never changes... and man doesn`t learn from history he only repeats it....

  11. Your realize what this means? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you are running some "non-approved" app, or driver, or whatever, MS will simply blame somebody else's code. And now they'll have a "black box" to prove it.

    Nice.

    1. Re:Your realize what this means? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Uh...wouldn't the same pertain to any software company where a dependency of their app/OS isn't tested or approved? I work in a Linux shop and we do the same thing with log files. "Oh I see here you were running a non-standard library when you compiled. This was not tested in-house so try putting the original/latest back on and it will work.".

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    2. Re:Your realize what this means? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the whole point is a CYA for MS then.

      I mean, this is not an application; its the OS; the entire foundation for your computer. All this does is allow MS to say to the CNN's, NYT's, and Parade magazines is this:

      "We know people like to claim that Windows crashes a lot, but when we did a scientific study, almost 99.5% of those crashes were caused by software that was loaded by the user. Further, we've discovered in many cases that software was pirated versions. So you can't expect us to support those dirty pirates. After, all it might even be a VIRUS that did it. All we know is that Windows never crashes on its own. Its all user input and pirate programs that crash it. And you can't expect us to help those dirty pirates."

      No joke, that's what we'll hear from good 'ole MS.

    3. Re:Your realize what this means? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      I agree Windows isn't completely stable, but my home built computer at home hasn't crashed even once in over 2 years (running 2K Pro). My work laptop running XP however.....

      Side note, the last time I crashed my 2K box at home literally was when I tried a "copy" of the full version of Ad-Aware. The purchased version works great though. So even though they are putting all of the broken eggs in one basket so to speak, they do have a valid point for some cases.

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  12. If they can do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not make the Whole OS out of the black box stuff? Then nothing can damage it!

    1. Re:If they can do that by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      I had a user inform me that he had to remove Dr. Watson, because he didn't even use that program and all it did was interrupt him with errors and crash his programs.

    2. Re:If they can do that by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Black boxes are made out of the same plastic-like material as dolls. In the past, whenever there was a plane crash, the only thing that rescue workers would find intact was a little girl's doll. So, they started making black boxes out of the same material.

    3. Re:If they can do that by robyannetta · · Score: 1
      Why not make the Whole OS out of the black box stuff? Then nothing can damage it!

      Oh, so you want the next version of Windows to be running BSD? Well... Apple did it.

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    4. Re:If they can do that by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      A giant BIOS! Brilliant!

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    5. Re:If they can do that by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Good job stealing that joke from Red Dwarf without credit.

      Don't forget the muscle relaxant-- the "Wines of Estonia" article in the in-flight magazine.

    6. Re:If they can do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's just imposible to fix it.

  13. Do you want to send this information to Microsoft? by tquinlan · · Score: 0, Troll

    Too bad! This time you have no choice. ;)

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  14. Who Else Loves Dr. Watson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    He's been a real asset to Windows over the years.

    1. Re:Who Else Loves Dr. Watson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't spend 7 years in Evil Medical School to be called Mr.

    2. Re:Who Else Loves Dr. Watson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, Good One!

  15. prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will be less used that the current error reporting tool. One of the first things to turn off after an install.

  16. Also in the news by Kipsaysso · · Score: 1

    Microsoft will provide important customized personal advertisements right on your desktop. [/sarcasm]

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    1. Re:Also in the news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Messages" not "advertisements." Get the vocabulary straight! ;)

  17. ..deep information by Kratos · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it will have the links to all the porn sites I had up at the time of the crash as well.? Dan - western NC

  18. More effective logging by clickster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wouldn't it be faster for them to sift through the logs of what was happening when the system was stable? I mean, dear God, imagine the size of the log files if they logged crashes.

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    1. Re:More effective logging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might be helpful if they actually provided usefull information in said log files.

      But no, instead we get: Printer failed to print.

  19. Welcome to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    1984.

  20. Hmmmm... by Seoulstriker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Except the blackbox on a jet won't (unless I'm woefully uninformed more than usual) tell what you were doing in your own seat when the plane went down.

    Pleasuring yourself one last time before you die?

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    1. Re:Hmmmm... by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1
      Pleasuring yourself one last time before you die?

      If he is, it's reasonable to think that he doesn't want his next of kin to know about it.

    2. Re:Hmmmm... by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

      His last words were "Oh God... I'm coming!"

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    3. Re:Hmmmm... by SComps · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unless he's from west virginia. Then his next of kin would be standing next to him holding the pig.

      [west virginia slur is random and not aimed at any one individial]

    4. Re:Hmmmm... by allowat76 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Geez, there's just some things you don't talk about in public

    5. Re:Hmmmm... by nacturation · · Score: 3, Funny

      "... when the plane went down."

      Pleasuring yourself one last time before you die?


      No -- in Soviet Russia, the plane goes down on you! (Ewww...)

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    6. Re:Hmmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one man's troll is another man's funny

    7. Re:Hmmmm... by SComps · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      exactly. Must have been from WV. or not.. and found too much in common with their own situation.

      As many years as I've been here I've never once been moderated a troll (or funny for that matter) today I've been moderated both!

      YAY!

    8. Re:Hmmmm... by SenFo · · Score: 1

      No -- in Soviet Russia, the plane goes down on you! (Ewww...)

      Am I the only one that doesn't get this? Does it have anything to do with the large number of prostitutes I hear exist in Russia?

    9. Re:Hmmmm... by strider44 · · Score: 1

      as opposed to . . . you going down on the plane?

    10. Re:Hmmmm... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      These are all interesting observations, but I think the great ones are losing focus on what the 'P' in PC stands for. I for one chose to ignore their need to make my decsions for me.

      And while I'm being tastless in doubting the credo of the wise ones of redmond, crippling XML processing instructions in Web Services, and SQL Server 2005 is not cool.

  21. Don't worry!! by sleighb0y · · Score: 1

    All data will be sent unencrypted! So if your system does crash, someone (besides MS) will have partial a copy of that document you need to recover.

    See what value they offer.

  22. And some still thinks Windows isn't a spyware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could tracks every mouse move, every key stroke (does that count as a key logger? Isn't that illegal?) Of course, M$ probably indemnify themselves with some legalese hidden in their multi-page 6 point font EULA...

  23. McSpy. by chucks86 · · Score: 1

    How much would you like to bet that the default settings has constant stream of activities to FBI/RIAA/MPAA Headquarters?

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    1. Re:McSpy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats just plain idiotic.

    2. Re:McSpy. by radiophonic · · Score: 1

      Can I interest you in a tinfoil hat?

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  24. Everything falls into place now... by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As soon as you can no longer get support from M$ because you are not using the 'black box' crash creation application, they will start blaming Linux and Apache for the crashes... quickly creating a patch to prevent users from going to sites that are 'bad' for their Internet experience... thus protecting the world from all sorts of evil... spam, spim, worms, joy, information, and other evils like that

    1. Re:Everything falls into place now... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Wait.. are you saying you can get support from MS now?

  25. Not on my system you don't by twiddlingbits · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Talk about an invasion of your privacy and a HUGE hole to reveal corporate IP. It won't be long until someone invents an hack or virus to exploit this and capture all of what you are working on. I'm supposed to trust that MS won't use any of my info they captured to debug thier software?

    1. Re:Not on my system you don't by Phisbut · · Score: 5, Informative
      Talk about an invasion of your privacy and a HUGE hole to reveal corporate IP.

      And it wouldn't even surprise me that, hidden somewhere in there, there's a license agreement that mentions that you give all the rights to the content you send to Microsoft somehow, or give them an unlimited royalty-free license... just like you do everytime you attach a file on Hotmail.

      From the Hotmail Service Agreement :

      by posting, uploading, inputting, providing or submitting your Submission you are granting Microsoft, its affiliated companies and necessary sublicensees permission to use your Submission in connection with the operation of their Internet businesses including, without limitation, the rights to: copy, distribute, transmit, publicly display, publicly perform, reproduce, edit, translate and reformat your Submission; and to publish your name in connection with your Submission.
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    2. Re:Not on my system you don't by gmplague · · Score: 3, Informative

      Have you heard about WMI? Installed and running by default since Win2k. You'd be amazed how much info you can get about a running system from a vbscript. Entire registry, map out the entire file system, info on every piece of hardware installed on a system, performance information (tcp packets sent/receieved, etc.), information about every component of every installed application. Not to mention that with the right privs you can execute any code you want. All this of course requires you to be an administrator on said machine, but if you combine it with the latest 0-day RPC exploit, then you've got a serious privacy concern.

      Oh, and said virus could also easily access any unencrypted file on your system, and dumping your pagefile or info currently in memory would be pretty trivial.

      Point: if you're worried about this enabling a virus to invade your privacy, then I'm sorry to burst your bubble but a virus can invade your privacy pretty easily already.

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    3. Re:Not on my system you don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Agreed. Didn't we recently have a virus that mods you hosts file for popular banks? How about one that mods you hosts file for the location where they send the crash dumps. Of course, it will likely be subject to something worse than a /. effect, but imagine all the potentially sensitive/damaging material you could collect?

      Yes, you may give "informed consent" to send the data to Microsoft, but can you be sure that it's really going there?

    4. Re:Not on my system you don't by cortana · · Score: 1

      Is this the old or the new version of the agreement?

      Seeing the phrase "in connection with the operation of their Internet businesses", it looks like this just gives them permission to transmit your mail to the recipients, while adding an advert at the bottom.

    5. Re:Not on my system you don't by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      You are misreading my concern. It's a hole, but it's one you can chose NOT to open by clicking NO when it asks to send error data. My worry is about some exploit where it sends the data anyway, to MS and maybe someone else. The virus would be something such that if you clicked no it sends anyway!

    6. Re:Not on my system you don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hurry up and crack it so we have another rock to toss at Redmond.

    7. Re:Not on my system you don't by Random+Chaos · · Score: 1
      I wonder how this works with copyrights. According to the US Copyright Office it is illegal to "to reproduce the work in copies" without the author's concent. Furthermore, it goes on to state:
      "Copyright protection subsists from the time the work is created in fixed form. The copyright in the work of authorship immediately becomes the property of the author who created the work. Only the author or those deriving their rights through the author can rightfully claim copyright."
      This means that anything that has been previously saved or printed qualifies under copyright law (at least by my reading). By transmitting this to Microsoft they are inherently violating the author's copyright. Hmm... So if there is a system crash I can sue MS over copyright violation? Sounds like fun! :)
    8. Re:Not on my system you don't by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      Is this the old or the new version of the agreement?

      It's the current one.

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  26. Why call it a black box? by OneBigWord · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A plane crash is a bit more severe (and much less common), than a Windows crash.

    1. Re:Why call it a black box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, unless the plane is running Windows!

    2. Re:Why call it a black box? by Oxy+the+moron · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they should call it a "Black Eye"?

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    3. Re:Why call it a black box? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Why call it a black box on planes? The damn things are flourescent orange.

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    4. Re:Why call it a black box? by sremick · · Score: 1
    5. Re:Why call it a black box? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      And a lot more fatal to the airplane and it's occupoants! Of course if the airplane had a Windows OS then maybe this "black box" would be applicable.

    6. Re:Why call it a black box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they're dark on the inside. ;)

  27. Time to add another service to the disabled list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see how this would be useful in businesses. I work in IT in the Air Force and I'm sure it would be useful to inhouse technicians. But I do not want to share any of that data on my home computer with anyone.

  28. Spybox? by janek78 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...including what programs were running at the time of the error and even the contents of documents that were being created

    ...not only that a user was running Internet Explorer, for example, but also that he or she was watching a video from ESPN.com.

    So everytime my windows crashes, the stuff I worked on gets sent to MS. Everytime IE crashes, MS gets to know where I browse. How does this motivate them to make crashes less frequent? I don't like the idea at all. Another reason to leave MS products completely (already switched at home, still have to use them at work).

  29. So let me see.... by kniLnamiJ-neB · · Score: 1


    Microsoft Sucks *ERROR* You must have been trying to type "I love Bill Gates. Would you like to..."
    http://www.apple.com *ERROR* This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down...

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  30. Theories! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "With the information it does get, Microsoft could, in theory, identify a problem the first time it appears and push down a patch so that no other person encounters the error."

    Usually theories are supported by real-world evidence...

  31. Microsoft will make sure it's secure by old-lady-whispering- · · Score: 1

    I understand that they need better debug tools but this is going to turn alot more people off from using it. This may be good news for Linux because Microsoft cannot be trusted with protecting your information.

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  32. They key point here really is by screwballicus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That there's nothing compulsory about this, obviously. And furthermore, it appears that the system will be suited to provide for the customer's preservation of personal privacy:

    For consumers, the choice of whether to send the data, and how much information to share, will be up to the individual. Though the details are being finalized, Windows lead product manager Greg Sullivan said users will be prompted with a message indicating the information to be sent and giving them an option to alter it, such as removing the contents of the e-mail they were writing when the machine crashed. Also, such reporting will also be anonymous.

    The only concern, one might suppose, is for people who don't want this information accumulated should their computer later be searched by others (the law? An employer? A relative?). This is perhaps a legitimate concern, but hard to argue for, as a reason to cripple error reporting.

    1. Re:They key point here really is by l3v1 · · Score: 1

      The only concern, one might suppose, is for people who don't want this information accumulated should their computer later be searched by others (the law? An employer? A relative?). This is perhaps a legitimate concern, but hard to argue for, as a reason to cripple error reporting.

      So you say official letters in/out company, banking data, confidential businness texts/data, developer's stuff i.e. program code, images, documents w/ nda, designs, e-mail texts, whatever else is data that nobody should ever hide and proudly send it to any software developer who wants a "black box" like that ? 'Cause this is what I understand you say above (The only concern...searched by others), and I don't really like how that sounds.

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    2. Re:They key point here really is by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      "Though the details are being finalized, Windows lead product manager Greg Sullivan said users will be prompted with a message indicating the information to be sent and giving them an option to alter it, such as removing the contents of the e-mail they were writing when the machine crashed." In MS speak that means we really are floating this out to see who objects and how strongly then we'll think about developing it in Longhorn whenever that is. So, now when you machine reboots you have to take the time to delete the references to the porn video you were watching? ;) How many users are REALLY going to take the time to edit? Or really understand what is being sent, as they are so pissed about the crash in the middle of thier work. Error reporting needs to have context information but that can be gotten without sending out user data. If you are smart, you disable this whole "feature" by removing it from Windows (if possible).

    3. Re:They key point here really is by screwballicus · · Score: 1

      Sullivan is talking about "the consumer environment" in the portion of the article cited.

      As the article says, "With businesses, however, IT managers typically set the policy." And one should indeed hope that any IT manager dealing with this new error system does.

      If an IT manager at a location with highly sensitive data is incapable of turning off error reporting and his employees are wantonly clicking "send report" all the time, well, I suppose that business has got much bigger problems on its hands than error reports going to Microsoft.

    4. Re:They key point here really is by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      What about the fact that including this level of error reporting opens a huge security concern? Adding a system of this type automatically adds the problem of people hacking the system to gain access to infromation. Better to not have a system in place which can read document data (which is of no use in error handling anyway) in the first place.

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    5. Re:They key point here really is by ediron2 · · Score: 1
      Wow, not to be a troll, but I can't decide if you're just lassez-faire or a shill for... what... a shill for the police state? (I can't believe I'm saying that!) I mean, you've just blurted out some spooky hand-wavy opinions like it appears it'll be privacy safe, there's nothing compulsory, and who really needs all that privacy?

      Your worst remark was:

      The only concern, one might suppose, is for people who don't want this information accumulated should their computer later be searched by others (the law? An employer? A relative?). This is perhaps a legitimate concern, but hard to argue for, as a reason to cripple error reporting.

      First, 'cuz I don't wanna' is all the argument one should need for refusing to be a perpetual beta tester for a vendor unless they freakin' PAY me. IMNSHO, that rule so utterly outranks everything else. One should NEVER EVER EVER have a hard time arguing for personal privacy. BECAUSE I SAID NO is all the argument needed.

      That said, an automated system has dreadful risks. Just like security vs. phonecams, this is a big deal for anyone that does high-security tasks! Just a step below the *SECRET* work (often done on air-gap-separated networks that are safe from accidental disclosure to MS) is work done that has legal privilege, corporate/governmental security requirements or limited-release rules. It is routinely worked on using people and systems that might accidentally send it to MS. Leaked document contents would be catastrophic, regardless of anonymizing the OS-specific data.

      In other words, if worrying about getting caught by wife/boss/law is the Only concern you can suppose, you are definitely not grasping the breadth or depth of privacy.

      'Mothing compulsory' is no excuse, since vendors have a habit of selfishly shifting the rules to suit themselves.

      Again, sorry for the flamage... I guess I either need stronger meds or a less-orwellian government.

    6. Re:They key point here really is by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      Duh... Nothing compulsory, not mothing compulsory.

    7. Re:They key point here really is by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      'Mothing compulsory' is no excuse, since vendors have a habit of selfishly shifting the rules to suit themselves.

      Is there some reason, though, that we can't refrain from hyperventilating and shouting our sci-fi induced Orwellian nightmares while specks of spittle fling themselves from our lips, until this actually happens? You can pick any technology or system that you want and say that it's Bad and Wrong because SOMEDAY SOMEBODY might use it for evil. That's not an argument, though.

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    8. Re:They key point here really is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah right. and i guess those cute little yellow stars that jews wore were just used to better help them not to id or control them....dude human nature never changes, and man doesn`t learn from history he only repeats it. so i`ll tell you what. if there is nothing to worry here and you believe that nothing is going to happen. then i ask you when does it stop? if this is as far as it goes... when the day comes that you hear "666" is mandatory, you must take the "mark" or face going to prison and or death. at the point when reality hits you, during your shock and dismay you ask yourself... how? how could this happen?
      at that time think of what you said "This is
      perhaps a legitimate concern, but hard to argue for, as a reason to cripple error reporting." as you clasp your hands to your face in trying to deal with the horror that you and others like you were part of the reason. you sink to your kness and cry out in aqony... why? why didn`t i listen? how could i not see it? finally you have face the truth and wrestle with your soul...trying to decide to take the mark or......

  33. It's really funny by mcc · · Score: 1

    How Microsoft is the one who gets all this information. On other operating systems, it wouldn't be assumed that the operating system vendor for some reason needed bug and crash reports for every single application running on the system (Including. Y'know. The crash reports for software by competing companies.).

    But then, I guess, now that I think about it, on Windows these days, every single application either is written by Microsoft or mere support or widgets for Microsoft applications. I seem to remember a time when there was more than one windows word processor, but those days are long gone.

    1. Re:It's really funny by donutello · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are clueless. Everytime I force quit an app on my Panther box, I have the option to send the crash log to Apple. So no, they are not the only OS vendor out there who does this.

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  34. Is Microsoft admitting they are too dumb...? by helioquake · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...to set up the lab to do debugging by themselves?

    Let's see, instead of writing a cleaner, leaner code that can be debugged relatively at ease, they wrote a bloated suite of codes that cannot be audited easily. They don't seem to be able to run regression tests to spot the majority of software triggered failures with some generic hardwares. So MS says, "we are too incompetent to set up our testing beds. So let's have users' computers do it for us!"

    I can't believe anyone trust a company with that attitude.

  35. Age Old Question... by MudButt · · Score: 1

    I just have to ask... Why don't they make the WHOLE OS out of the black box?

    1. Re:Age Old Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just have to say... You didn't have to ask.

  36. No privacy at work by dotslashdot · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, there is no privacy at work. If you are using the company's computer and/or their network, they pretty much can monitor you no matter what. And since MS gives you/companies the option to send the information, it may not matter. It sounds like users might become new beta testers.

  37. microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is why I love microsoft, always thinking of innovative methods of helping the user with their problems. Microsoft means customer care and quality.

    Next thing you'll know, apple will have implemented the exact same thing in their Windows operating system.. and the Linux communists too, of course.

  38. required 90s standup by IronicCheese · · Score: 1

    begin seinfeld

    What is the *deal* with the black box...? If they can keep the black box software from crashing, why don't they make the rest of the operating system out of the same material? am I right, people?

    end seinfeld.

  39. Is it safe? by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

    For those with more technical knowledge, what are the security implications of this?

    I mean, suppose a hypothetical malicious program artifically induces a crash. Then, if the program finds a way to divert this information, then a cracker would be able to access all sorts of sensitive information.

  40. Strange press... by shrapnull · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think it's awfully interesting that Microsoft has begun announcing tiny feature announcements one by one in a nice string of succession throughout the month of April. And slashdot's just eating it up! They wouldn't be, say, announcing one feature plan at a time for the next 30 day to steal some of Apple's thunder while rolling out OS X Tiger would they? Not a friendly entity like Microsoft?!?!

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    1. Re:Strange press... by DebianDog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hah! What would you do if you had 64 billion dollars and were going to be a year late with a competing product? Buy a few ZDnet's and start rolling out the vaporware I say!

    2. Re:Strange press... by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't be, say, announcing one feature plan at a time for the next 30 day to steal some of Apple's thunder while rolling out OS X Tiger would they?

      Well duh... it's business after all.

      Who in their right mind would consciously let a competitor get the spotlight if you couldn't step in? It's nothing to get all pissy about, it's just how competition works.

    3. Re:Strange press... by DebianDog · · Score: 1

      LOL! You said SPOTLIGHT

    4. Re:Strange press... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      come on now. take that tinfoil hat off :)

    5. Re:Strange press... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter, because Microsoft is a doomed company. They have no stable revenue model, and they are being undercut by all their biggest competitors. What's Microsoft going to do, become a server company? I'd love to see them compete against IBM, Sun, and HP on a level playing field.

  41. Thank god.. by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    ...now I can simply tool back the trojans I write so they just interface with this "feature" of windows.

    Thank you, Microsoft, for thinking of the little guys.

    Little korean guys. Who's job it is to write trojan and key loggers.

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  42. error reporting and no-fixes by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    "For consumers, the choice of whether to send the data, and how much information to share, will be up to the individual."
    Just like the WER error pop-up box that appears when Windows crashes asking you to send information to Microsoft? Who knows if they have the time to research all of these crashes.
    That worked wonders for creating a more stable XP according to Bill Gates...."One thing that's been amazing at Microsoft is the impact that our monitoring data has had on how we prioritize our software work. I'm sure you've all seen in Windows XP that whenever an application or the system malfunctions, you get the ability to send a report back to Microsoft. We get a lot of those reports, and we've created very good data-management systems to go in and look at those things, and therefore understand what drivers aren't reliable."
    Bill Gates, Los Angeles, California October 27, 2003

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  43. We're getting there... by SamMichaels · · Score: 1

    Clippy to the rescue (not work safe)

  44. any ideas what they do with these reports? by LiquidMind · · Score: 1

    anyone know if they just look at statistics of crashes, etc or is there a team of people that actually goes through them and sees how to 'improve' upon the system?

    maybe it's just to give the users a false sense of feedback...

    kinda like some recycling programs, they tell you to seperate colored glass from the regular transparent type, only to find that the same dumpster truck is used to pick them up (in the same trash compartment i might add)

    FUD?

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    1. Re:any ideas what they do with these reports? by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      "kinda like some recycling programs, they tell you to seperate colored glass from the regular transparent type"

      racist recycling programs

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  45. It just works! by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1

    What a terrific quality control idea. Finally an innovation out of Redmond that has nothing to do with licensing, marketing, or increased profit margin.

    After all, there's no way they could have the "black box" record whether or not you have a duplicate license key. Hmmm....

    But we know that spying on users is not the purpose of the "black box". Right?

    Maybe they'll release the source for the "black box". Then all we have to do is recompile Windows and ....

    It's getting really difficult to believe what I'm supposed to.

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  46. Prevent MS from getting these logs... by OldManCoyote · · Score: 1

    What ports can I block off so MS will never get these logs?

    1. Re:Prevent MS from getting these logs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait and see which ports it uses. Surely your firewall can tell you about outgoing traffic.

    2. Re:Prevent MS from getting these logs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a router, not a firewall. And don't call me Shirley.

  47. I suppose one can only hope... by circusboy · · Score: 1

    that the volume of messages could do some damage...

    although, having RTFA, this doesn't seem much different than the crash reporter that mozilla or apple use. And we all dutifully report crashes to them, no? (is it just me?)

    I have to admit being much more nervous about MS doing it than those others, but I am probably just a victim of somebody's marketing...

    (I also don't use a PC anymore, so what do I care...)

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  48. Errr... by Raynach · · Score: 1
    Did anyone else read this wrong and think, "Blackbox?? Being added by Microsoft? Wha?"

    Although I have seen some alternate window managers for Windows. It'd be cool to see an actual Blackbox port for Windows.

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  49. Spyware? by newbie65536 · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or does this scream SPYWARE?

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  50. I guess the submit button wasn't working properly by UlfGabe · · Score: 1

    I know that i never allow programs that have crashed to send debug info to microsoft. I am worried about my privacy, so will there be a way for me to disable this, I have purchased a program with the expectations that it is complete enought for use, however i have been bitten by several incomplete programs.

    Onenotes: unbearably shitty, it works well for a time, but eventually it just runs into a bloat baloon and steals all the resources

    Windows explorer: huge ramsteal on attempting to open corrupt avi files,

    Macafee spam killer: again with the ramsteal, and 99% pc utilization on a 3 GHz machine.

    and a couple more

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  51. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by BannedfrompostingAC · · Score: 1

    You send much worse information when you surf. Like the last page you visited in the Referer: header.

  52. poor MSFT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just because MSFT can't find useful features to impl. The need to find 'excuse' for business users to update/upgrade to the next generation Windows. So far, we haven't came up with any useful features that it can copy.

  53. At least the data ... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    is encrypted right? ...

    What's to stop people from just flooding it with nonsense data?

    I mean EVEN if it's "MS signed" or whatever... it's made by a program on your computer.

    I say people should reverse engineer the program and make a bot that spews nonsense into it.

    Tom

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    1. Re:At least the data ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of nonsense, how about messages like "use Linux" sent over and over?

  54. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by slavemowgli · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Personally, I'd draw the line at the point where "opt-in" becomes "opt-out". If the customer is being asked whether they want to send this information to M$, and told just what is being transmitted, then I don't see that much of a problem.

    However, it's important that you actually have to acknowledge this - so, for example, the default button (the one that has the focus) should be "No" rather than "Yes", so users actually have to make a conscious decision instead of just saying hitting return because that's what they always do when an error pops up.

    In other words, consent is required, but it also has to be informed consent. Someone who just says "Yes, do this" because they don't understand what's going on and what the implications are does not consent IMO.

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  55. What's next by drgonzo59 · · Score: 0, Troll

    "MS is installing key and web loggers to help improve customers' experience"

    Me: "I cannot log into my yahoo email account anymore"
    MS Overlords: "We changed the password for you to improve the security of your email and to provide a better customer experience. Send us a payment of $100 and we'll deliver your new password"

    Well, I, for one, welcome our new MS data logging overlords.

  56. I better not hear any whining about privacy by Serveert · · Score: 1

    Because you know that in the commercial unix world it's common to send core files around, core files which can contain email messages, documents, you name it.

    So please, let's only whine when we need to.

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    1. Re:I better not hear any whining about privacy by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      And those core files are sent around by default if the user doesn't intervene?

    2. Re:I better not hear any whining about privacy by Serveert · · Score: 1

      RTFA:

      For consumers, the choice of whether to send the data, and how much information to share, will be up to the individual. Though the details are being finalized, Windows lead product manager Greg Sullivan said users will be prompted with a message indicating the information to be sent and giving them an option to alter it, such as removing the contents of the e-mail they were writing when the machine crashed. Also, such reporting will also be anonymous.

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    3. Re:I better not hear any whining about privacy by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      You should RTFA, and think as well.

      Users click "Yes" on downloading malicious code all the time, and do other things they shouldn't

      And consumers could have a tough time knowing just what information they were sending. Though they'll be able to see the contents of a document, they may not recognize the significance of the technical data--such as register settings--that's being sent

    4. Re:I better not hear any whining about privacy by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      So we should abandon a useful tool because some people are unwilling to take the effort to use it properly? How does their ignorance harm you?

      A far more sensible argument is to ban cars. Some people can't handle them, and their crashes can actually KILL me.

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    5. Re:I better not hear any whining about privacy by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about abandoning?

      Change it so that you have to turn it on, not turn it off. You know, secure by default?

    6. Re:I better not hear any whining about privacy by ratboy666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well...

      Yes, your unix/linux box can be configured to automatically send dump information to a server. This is a useful feature -- but needs to be explicitly enabled.

      If dump information from the Windows box can be sent to a central server that is controllable (eg. not an outside agency), then I am all for this feature -- plus I want to be able to disable this feature.

      Same as being able to forward logging information (again, under installation control on those Unix boxes).

      So, having this feature available is a "good thing" (tm) but I would like to see it configurable to use an internal server. Glad to see Microsoft is offering this as a problem resolution mechanism!

      Ratboy.

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  57. yet another reason to switch. by Robocoastie · · Score: 2, Funny

    as if we needed anymore reasons to switch to Linux or Mac.

  58. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by l3v1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I only boot to Windows to play games like Half-Life, and it bothers me that Microsoft would know about everything I'm running on that Windows box

    Well, there are some of us who run a load lot more than that, and no, not willing to let anyone trustworthy get their hands on anything. And no, I don't consider some MS developer browsing through crash data trustworthy.

    Anyways, I don't care what their boxes' color will be :P if there will be the option to disable the error reporting service, as it is there now. That's all that counts.

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  59. visions of 1984 by dingbatdr · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can just see it. Clippy will get replaced by a stern man's face watching you. The power switch to the monitor will no longer work...

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  60. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by file-exists-p · · Score: 2, Insightful


    So they have to invade your privacy because they did not write a robust OS in the first place ? What an argument!

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  61. Re:Do you want to send this information to Microso by Charcharodon · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Wanna bet. It's called don't buy it. Last time I checked MS hadn't bought out all the hardware vendors yet. I bet you this thing is mostly being developed for the new Xbox to rat out people who mod their rig.

    On the PC side of the house the only place this will take hold are those that think Dell's are computers, and personally those people need all the help they can get.

  62. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by bmw · · Score: 1

    But there are so many instances where I could claim that my privacy is invaded that I'm afraid I'm becoming more accepting of it.

    I find this quite disturbing. This seems to be the case with every aspect of our lives as of late and it is only going to get worse. The more often these sorts of things happen the more accustomed to it we become and the further such invasions of privacy can be expanded. Where does it all end?

    I'm really starting to worry about the future we're creating.

  63. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by MarkGriz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "When do we draw the line between normal computer use and invasion of privacy?"

    When information is reported without your consent.

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  64. Hmmm, nothing new... by Emperor+Shaddam+IV · · Score: 1

    This has been around for years on the IBM Mainframe. Its called the syslog.

    The Mainframe logs almost everything in MVS. Thats why Mainframes and AS/400's are so much more stable. They log everything and there has been 40 years to analyze it...

    If MS would just do decent logging, there would not be a need for a "Black Box"

  65. Just thought of something really creepy by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    If you agree to this ( EULA I'd assume ), then once the data leaves your computer, it then belongs to MS, right?

    So, then, if a government wanted to see what you were up to, they could cause a crash ( power outage ), wait for you to upload the data, then sopena ms for the details.

    Ya ya, I know, tinfoil hat and all that. However, if that tool did exist, that's what would happen. Were I a cop, that's what I'd do.

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  66. ugh i knew it... by ohzero · · Score: 1

    finally, the M$ Borgbox.... I can't wait to see how they try to handle the "portions of your documents" part in the EULA. "Microsoft hereby reserves the right to become the largest acredited repository for confidential, secret, top secret, and any other information which resides in any document generated via it's software...ever. The lube provided in the installation kit is intended for human anuses only. Failure to use such lube may result in a "non frictionless transaction" between microsoft and the user."

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  67. Need more black box software! by hellfire · · Score: 1

    Most people worry that Blackbox software is a privacy concern. Coming from Microsoft, I believe it would be, but in general, I feel very strongly about black box software. Some black box software can go as far as trace the executable C or C++ code that is running and provide a step by step look at what the code was doing when, say, an error occured. When aprogrammer steps through it, they easily see the problem and can correct it. For support reps like me this is huge in correcting problems.

    However, not all languages are supported by black boxes. I hope over time a black box software type comes out to support Powerbuilder, because this would make my life so much easier. I could have this black box running on the user's system and simply "trace" their activity. When a problem occurs, they send the log and I send to programmers.

    This of course would leave me the rest of the day to read slashdot and take the occasional "how do I click a mouse" case ;)

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  68. try again... by circusboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    it was from "cool hand luke"

    the prison guard talking to/about paul newman

    http://imdb.com/title/tt0061512/quotes

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    1. Re:try again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was the prison warden, not a guard

    2. Re:try again... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And remember what happened to ol' Luke about two seconds after HE tries using that line...

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    3. Re:try again... by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      And remember what happened to ol' Luke about two seconds after HE tries using that line...

      Yes boss, no I mean no boss I don't.

      Falcon
    4. Re:try again... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      He suffered a fatal system error. ;)

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  69. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Insightful
    When do we draw the line between normal computer use and invasion of privacy?
    Well, you have a vendor, a market, and a consumer.
    When the vendor leverages the market information to make the decision for you that you should upgrade, I daresay you may feel invaded, while falling short of concluding whether or not Daddy Knows Best.
    Time will Tell.
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  70. Blackbox Virus? by ka9dgx · · Score: 1
    Someone will then run a program that infects the black box, making it invulnerable to all the virus/spyware scanners out there... 8(

    --Mike--

  71. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    "anyone trustworthy"

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  72. Another feature, eh? by dauthur · · Score: 1

    This sounds familiar. Anyone know of DCOM? Exploit. ActiveX? Exploit. Being-online-at-all? Security issue. I think we're seeing a trend here with Micro$oft and their constant persistance to give us "features" that end up biting us in the ass.

  73. Potential GPL violation by cmburns69 · · Score: 1

    This scenario is a bit far out, but it seems possible that this could lead to a potential violation of the GPL (or many other sofware licenses).

    If I have licensed code open in my text editor when my computer crashes, could some microsoft techie see it? What about the clauses in various licenses that only permit the transmittal of code via tightly controlled methods?

    Now I don't think that MS had any nefarious design in mind when they though of this, but is this a rational to fear the sticky legal issues that could come from this? ... Or should I just ignore it?

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    1. Re:Potential GPL violation by oever · · Score: 1

      You are right. GPL violations are possible. If you are working with a GPL'ed program under Windows and it crashes, the binary will be sent to Microsoft if the user clicks 'Yes'. This means you are violating the GPL if you don't publish the accompanying source code too.

      So image someone at Google working, under windows, on an in-house version of some GPL'ed code for their search cluster. Normally, they needn't publish the adapted version if it is only used in-house. However, if a binary is sent to Microsoft, they can demand the source code to the program.

      This of course far fetched and the engineers as M$ probably wouldn't event know that the code was GPL (viral) in the first place.

      Working on porting some code of my own to Windows, I've had _my_ program crash after which Dr Watson asked me if I'd like to send the code to Microsoft!

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  74. What security on the box? by abb3w · · Score: 5, Insightful
    A blackbox on a jet is also designed to be able to survive an explosion... and resist tampering. Will the Windows blackbox file be able to say the same?

    Plus, Qui custodet ipsos custodies? Microsoft just created a new target for hackers, both writing to (for hiding their own tracks) and reading from (for extracting information when searching for personal user information.) Not insurmountable problems, but will M$ think to solve them before being bit on the backside?

    One step forward, two steps back...

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    1. Re:What security on the box? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      A blackbox on a jet is also designed to be able to survive an explosion... and resist tampering. Will the Windows blackbox file be able to say the same?

      I believe that was covered in one of the articles. Microsoft likes to see what people have been doing to their operating system. I don't like some processes, so I replace them with a copy of notepad.exe I'm sure they'd point out that this is not acceptable, even if it had nothing to do with the error.

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    2. Re:What security on the box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

      And the answer is:"Nemo"
      (Or "Bill", but that's a synonym.)

    3. Re:What security on the box? by abb3w · · Score: 1
      And the answer is:"Nemo" (Or "Bill", but that's a synonym.)

      On the one hand, Bill's not personally guarding the integrity and privacy of the blackbox file, it's being done by (more corruptable/hackable) software. And on the other, "Ulysses, Peer of Gods In Counsel" he ain't.

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    4. Re:What security on the box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for those who did not take Latin in H.S.

      "Who watches the Wathcers"

      "no one"

    5. Re:What security on the box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why people shouldn't quote foreign languages unless they (A) know what they say, and (B) know how to spell the words. Your obvious attempt at elitism is, fortunately, lost because of your inability to quote the Latin properly. Thanks for coming out.

    6. Re:What security on the box? by conteXXt · · Score: 1

      One more good reason to deny internet access to windows boxen.

      Microsoft is slowly pushing this upon us.

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    7. Re:What security on the box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Who guards the guards themselves?" is more like it.

    8. Re:What security on the box? by innerweb · · Score: 1
      I think I will be putting some more money into Apple stock. This can only be good for them.

      InnerWeb

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  75. Greedy by mr.mighty · · Score: 1

    Christ, they've got all the money, so now they want all the data, too?

    Fortunately I use double ROT-13 encryption on my "Secret Plot to Destroy Microsoft" document, so they'll never figure it out.

  76. Porn fanatics and horders will be less than happy. by zwilliams07 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Example Log:

    2012-03-14 @ 17:20: Windows Media Player crashed trying to load "Amazing Asses 70: The Return of the Brazilian Butts"

    2012-03-16 @ 18:11: Windows Media Player crashed trying to load "The Adventures of Buttman".

    Sounds like invasion of privacy to me. Not that I'm a porn addict or anything.

    *runs out of thread fast*

  77. Microsoft... by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    ...embracing stupid people and pissing off smart people since 1975.

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  78. I hope file contents are opt-in by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

    This is not really anything too revolutionary. When an application dies in OS X the Crash Reporter application gives the user the option of mailing the crash report and debug info to Apple. Crash Reporter does not, as far as I am aware, include the contents of any files being edited. I usually paste in any file snippets that I think might be relevant (like wacky javascripts when Safari dies).

    If MS makes including files the default, however, there will be serious legal and privacy concerns. Imagine medical workers, lawyers, government employees, military officers, and psychologists all being given an OK/Cancel type dialogue box every time Word crashes. How long do think it will be before MS has a large collection files in violation of a number of laws?

  79. don't send by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Your computer recovered from a serious error, would you like to send information to Microsoft including a copy of the CV you were writing in an unlicensed copy of word to help them correct the problem?"

    "No"

    "Okay, how about I send this copy of goatse.cx I found in your webcache instead, or that video you made last week of you doing things you really shouldn't to your underage girlfriend? [OK] [No, send the CV]"

  80. and this is different ... by kick_in_the_eye · · Score: 1

    .. from a core dump?

    There are no secrets in a core dump. Everything is there.

    Any Solaris problem determination needs either an fjsnap (fujitsu) or explorer (sun) and the core. We need to know all, so we can determine what happened.
    So whats the big deal. I take it that Microsoft actually wants to fix problems, thats good, right?

  81. Beyond Privacy... New Security Threat? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

    So what happens when the latest e-mail worm redirects the feedback URL in your hosts file, and then proceeds to crash the computer, sending extremely detailed diagnostic information back to some random address? Is MS going to somehow ensure this "black box" information doesn't fall into the wrong hands?

    1. Re:Beyond Privacy... New Security Threat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get MS AntiSpyware. it monitors the hosts file. and i don't think that BB will use URLs. it will use hard-coded IP addresses directly.
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  82. Knowing Microsoft.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Knowing Microsoft, the feature will be so buggy that despite what you choose, it will send the whole contents of your disk to them, including every document on your network and a list of every application installed on every PC on your network.

  83. Privacy alert! Tin Foil hat on. by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
    While it is true that companies now use third party applications to monitor their employees, there is a difference between using company resources and your own resources. The article doesn't mention if this functionality can ever be removed. It does mentioned that the consumer can turn it off in a case by case basis. Personally, many people would find it intrusive.

    Where this is dangerous is that it can be used to secretly collect data. For example, Windows Media Player 10 always contacts the internet (and I think Microsoft itself) when you start it regardless if you are viewing a streaming video or something on your machine. Well, in order to Media Player to accept streaming content you have to allow it access to the internet. This black box technology could be use to quietly keep track of what consumers are watching.

    Today, I can use a firewall to control when wmp can and cannot use the internet. Will this technology allow for such fine control?

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  84. That day has already come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm attached to a tracking system.

    I work for a company doing technical support. We use an in-house support tracking program that tracks what incidents we work on every minute of the day. At the end of the day, we e-mail a report to our manager saying how much time we spent on support, how many incidents we closed, and what incidents are left hanging under our ownership.

    We work eight hour days. If I spent five hours on support and three hours fixing printers and helping other people, I get yelled at for only having done five hours of support. If I get a day where the incidents are very difficult, I get yelled at for not having finished more. It's no use trying to say "Well these were hard incidents, and the printer went down"; because our superiors don't listen. They hide behind the "No excuse" blanket. Heck, they even yell at us on slow support days -- it's not my fault our software works sometimes!!!

    But all things considered, I take that gripe with a grain of salt. I like my job, I like the fact the company is stable, and I like working with the people here. I can leave whenever I want if I feel strongly against company policy.

    And you may be wondering "Well if they track you so tight, why are you posting on Slashdot?" My lunch break ends in five minutes.

  85. Blackbox on Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And here, I thought that blackbox (http://blackboxwm.sourceforge.net/) had already been ported to Windows (http://www.bb4win.org/links.php).

    It's nice to see MS embracing an open source window manager like this.

  86. In the future... by mr.mighty · · Score: 1

    In the future, Windows will print out shipping labels so you can send the whole box to them for evaluation. It may seem inconvenient, but it will make the windows-using experience much more pleasant. At least until you get it back.

  87. I don't see whats wrong with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...provided two things:
    1. When it wants to do this, that it prompts the user in an upfront way
    2. The user can shut it off
    In other words, just like the current dialog that occurs when a crash happens.

    Seriously, I know that Microsoft has been nasty before, but on this subject, it seems like the primary reason is to identify defects in their own software. Microsoft has learned a lot from their existing crash reporting. If Microsoft plays by the rules, what is wrong?

  88. In other news Identity theft on the rise. by Zapdos · · Score: 1

    Has M$ sent the specs to the Russian crackers yet?

    1. Re:In other news Identity theft on the rise. by jwave · · Score: 1
      [tapping microphone]...is this thing on?

      Considering how Microsoft "innovates," perhaps it's from the Russian crackers that they got their specs... ;-D

      [turning off microphone and dodging tomatoes]

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  89. In Related News... by smchris · · Score: 1

    China announced today that Red Flag linux has matured to the point where it is ready for distribution on desktops throughout the nation.

  90. /var/log/messages by Locarius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    /var/log/messages is good enough for me.

  91. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by ivan256 · · Score: 2

    "Logging on to Steam as ...".

    [...]

    Every time I browse a web page, I'm telling everyone I use Firefox/1.0.3 on x64 Linux.


    When you send your agent string, it's not tied to any personally identifiable data. When you log into steam, it is.

    Aggregate data doesn't invade your privacy. Given those two cases, the line seems pretty easy to draw.

  92. Let's get a few things out of the way... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    I thought Windows already WAS a black box?

    If the black box in invulnerable to the crash, why don't they make the whole computer out of the same stuff?

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  93. The Black Box won't crash because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Black Box won't crash because it is running an embedded version of Linux.

  94. What Microsoft needs by mr.mighty · · Score: 1

    What microsoft needs is a 'Sounds too evil' person, who can vet these ideas.
    "Hey - we wanna incorporate a black box that will send user data back to us for analysis."
    "Nope. Sounds too evil."

  95. Old news by As+Seen+On+TV · · Score: 1

    You mean kinda like CrashReporter?

  96. Shouldn't that be illegal? by ankhcraft · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or is it already?

    If sending your computer's configuration to Microsoft in the background was found to be illegal by the courts back in the Win95 days...

    Wouldn't sending configuration information PLUS document contents be considered illegal today?

    I mean, come on now, this couldn't possibly be happening, and out in the open to boot?

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    1. Re:Shouldn't that be illegal? by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      That was before 9-11-2001, when the USA had a constitution.

    2. Re:Shouldn't that be illegal? by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      If sending your computer's configuration to Microsoft in the background was found to be illegal by the courts back in the Win95 days...

      And who was in the White House in 95?

      And who is in the White House and dominates the Congress now?

      That's all that matters.

      Apart from the fact that M$ has never cared about that "law" thing, anyway...

    3. Re:Shouldn't that be illegal? by guardian+alpha · · Score: 2, Informative

      RTFA. The information will not be sent in the background, and will be treated almost identical to how it is now:

      "This application crashed. Would you like to send the error and additional information to the developers?"

      [yes] [no]

      And as the article states, the user will have the choice to completely turn off this feature; Windows XP and 2k also have the option to turn off this error reporting.

    4. Re:Shouldn't that be illegal? by corpsiclex · · Score: 1

      But now we have to watch out for terrorists...privacy laws were just too much hassle. Besides, who needs privacy unless you're doing something illegal in the first place...right guys?

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  97. It just works? by XpirateX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why would they need a black box if "it just works"?

  98. privacy issues anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and even the contents of documents that were being created

    To hell with that! What's to stop it from looking at any and all documents at any time?

    1. Re:privacy issues anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly why people should never use a closed source OS. At least with an open source OS, there are thousands of people looking at the code to find bugs and whatnot. They'd also find malicious code too, which is why open source is such a good thing. You can't find spyware in closed source OS's because you don't have the code to look thru. That is why no one should ever trust a software product who's source is hidden from the public, such as Microsoft Windows products. There's no telling what that OS is doing behind your back.

  99. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > When information is reported without your consent.

    What constitutes consent? What if your consent was "given" by agreeing to a EULA (I know there are many other flaws in that, but hypothetically)? Would they then be able to send whatever info they wanted?

  100. Good thing i dont use windows by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    It's none of their business what is in my document when it crashed.. Or any other invasive data collection. ( like 'lets see what your software inventory is, and oh, what is that serial number )

    What is next, 'auto suits' for suspected pirated files, much as 'traffic cameras' do now?

    Oh, thats right, its to keep our sysetems stable.. its for the kids.. or some such nonsence.

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  101. how come... by spirit_fingers · · Score: 0

    Every time Microsoft announces what they consider to be a cool new feature in Longhorn it seems like what they're really doing is one or more of the following:

    A. strengthening DRM protections to woo the entertainment industry under the guise of providing better multimedia support.

    B. enhancing their ability to look over your shoulder and see what you're been doing with your computer under the guise of enhancing stability.

    C. make it easier for themselves and other vendors of their choosing to use your computer as a conduit for selling you things under the guise of providing better protection from spam and identity theft.

    D. generally drive home the point that they consider every Microsoft customer a potential criminal that they must take proactive measures against, under the guise of providing better security.

  102. Security implications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may not seem obvious to the casual observer that this would be a significant security concern. How deeply has security been tested for this product? How does it mesh with Sarbanes-Oxley/ITIL conformance? How about HIPAA compliance?

  103. Windows already logs/sends all your surfing data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    index.dat

    it can be a pain to even find them all, let alone delete them, with normal user settings in windows.

    it's a load of crap. it's offensive.

    but my point is that microsoft-- if you haven't secured yourself, and you use IE--- already knows where and when you surfed, since the last time of format-- so they already know if you're downloading shady pirated software, etc. the blackbox is just one more step, or a FEW more steps, in the same direction.

    you know they're up to no good-- or just completely incompetent-- because the documentation on these privacy-concerned features is so spotty, vague, irrelevant, incoherent, etc. the same goes for the talking points peddled by microsoft spokesmen. it's usually laughable.

  104. What about spying on the competition? by KarrottoP · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What if you are a competing company like Sony or even Apple. So now when you are working on a document in Word to the CEO explaining some sort of secret and then Windows decides to crash, your document content gets sent back to M$ ..... That would be a big problem.

    1. Re:What about spying on the competition? by Deanasc · · Score: 1

      Why would you be using a wintel box if you're working for Apple? The box will be in the OS so Word for Macintosh wouldn't rat you out.

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  105. Approvements are welcome by c-reus · · Score: 1

    The other day, I was looking for reasons why a computer had crashed. I thought it might be a good idea to check the system log but at first I failed to locate it in system folders.

    So I used the "search" function Windows Explorer has (yes the one with the brown hairless dog at the bottom left corner of the screen). No system log was found.

    I snooped around the C:\Windows a bit more with no results and asked for guidance in a IRC chatroom. It was only then that I was able to find the darn log. And to my surprise, it did not contain any data that would have been of any use to me -- it had system boot times, shutdown times, start times of some (for me) unknown programs. No detailed information.

    I'd expect a bit more from a system log -- but then again maybe I was looking from the wrong place?

    Anyways, glad to see Microsoft improve their OS and I hope there will be a time when Windows will have something like /var/log/everything that Gentoo machine has.

  106. Or Max Headroom.. by threephaseboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    A power switch! She'll get years for that...

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  107. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Informative

    the choice of whether to send the data, and how much information to share, will be up to the individual

    Looks like Microsoft is fine, then.

  108. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by isa-kuruption · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yeah, and I HATE HATE HATE it when everyone knows what kind of car I'm driving. INVASION OF PRIVACY! And God, I want mail delivery, but giving my address to the post office is just going way over the line! People can even drive by my house and determine what kind of car I have! They can even tell what kind of tires I use! God! INVASION INVASION!

  109. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by RLW · · Score: 1

    Sort of. These 'agents' know how you access their systems and when. But your privacy is not invaded to any appreciable degree. This type of information is analogous (loosely mind you) to your appearance at the local store. The merchant (and anyone paying attention) knows what you look like, (your ethnicity, gender etc.) what clothes you wear, when you came in, what you bought, etc. But do either of them know who are your friends are or where you live or what you had for breakfast or even what political party you belong to? Maybe, what bumper stickers do you have on your car when you drive up. Oh no, the local merchant may now also know what car you drive and it's license tag. Even if you pay cash you've given away quite a bit. Pay by credit card and you may (depending on the scruples the merchant) have given away much much more. It's possible that in either realm you are giving away more information about you than you may believe you are giving away. Both types of presence require that your contacts know something about you. In both worlds you can achieve total anonymity if you work for it. But is it worth the hassle?

    Just be careful not to hand out sensitive information on line just like you would in the real world.

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  110. MS announces new hook for spyware writers by jvv62 · · Score: 1
    Today Microsoft is pleased to announce that we have incorporated into our new version of Windows a handy hook for spyware writers. Tired of having to do all that digging around yourself? Well, here is a new set of OS functions that will take care of that for you! Worried about capturing key clicks? Worry no more!

    Microsoft wants all our developers to have the tools they need, when they need them. It used to be that only the big shots got their needs met by the OS. Now even the script kiddies and spammers have new tools to let them get on with their work.

    WARNING! All our new software has the same solid security you have come to expect from Microsoft. So only those who can hack a buffer overflow will have access to this data.

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  111. Is this permitted? by KrisCowboy · · Score: 1

    including what programs were running at the time of the error and even the contents of documents that were being created
    What if the user is creating a document whose contents are confidential?

    1. Re:Is this permitted? by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      The user should click "Don't Send?"

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    2. Re:Is this permitted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think the data won't be sent?! Come on, we're talking about a corporation which was caught faking evidence in a court of law, for crying out loud. If you really think the data won't be sent, you're dumber than I thought.

    3. Re:Is this permitted? by KrisCowboy · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is capable of doing anything, including but not limited to bending the law and breaking the rules. I'm kinda suspicious that even the file names you play in WMPlayer are logged. Be careful the next time you play sh!t-p!ss-f*ck-c*nt.

  112. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  113. Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I've always wanted to send all my proprietary data to Microsoft, but e-mail was just so inconvenient! Microsoft has shown they really think of their customers with this move, where destroying our competitive advantage is now as simple as one button click!

  114. And with an attitude like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is there any suprise that people will steal lie and cheat their employers.

  115. Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new MS Windows black box overlords!

  116. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thing is, I have no issue with this IF it's solley used as agregate data. But as soon as they tie this with my IP-adress, then there is a huge privacy concern.

    But what I don't think is even neccessary is the contents of the document I'm working on: that has no place whatsoever being sent to MS. But, hell, let MS do that: it means instantly that governments and corporations will not adopt that version of windows for reasons of due dilligence and privacy. Hell, as someone posted before, hospitals etc will be legally bound not to use any OS which could potentially send confidential client information in this way.

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  117. AppSight BlackBox anyone? by Nicotine___123 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if AppSight will be upset with nom de guerre?

  118. I'd be more worried by mcc · · Score: 1

    This may be good news for Linux because Microsoft cannot be trusted with protecting your information.

    I don't think I'd even be quite as worried about. I'd be worried about whether Microsoft are the ones getting that data in the first place. This seems really susceptible to a man-in-the-middle attack. Please tell me these crash reports are at least SSLed?

  119. Dumb Decision Detector by peu · · Score: 1

    The day they develop a dumb decision detector they will have their next killer app...

    Testing LAB:

    management sample1: dumb
    management sample2: dumb
    management sample3: dumb

  120. Low expectations by switcha · · Score: 5, Funny
    Pleasuring yourself one last time before you die?

    C'mon, man. If the plane's going down, even a slahdork could probably find some girl on the plane who would be interested in a final go-round. Don't underestimate the power of impending death. It might be your best hope for losing your virginity.

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    1. Re:Low expectations by fossa · · Score: 4, Funny

      I tried to, but was shot down :(

    2. Re:Low expectations by ChewbaccaD · · Score: 4, Funny

      In all fairness, they do tell you to put your head between your legs... why not someone else's?

    3. Re:Low expectations by darkonc · · Score: 2, Funny
      C'mon, man. If the plane's going down, even a slahdork could probably find some girl on the plane who would be interested in a final go-round.

      Man, talk about a quickie!
      At least you have an excuse, if she starts to say "Boy, that was short!".

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    4. Re:Low expectations by XMyth · · Score: 1

      Maybe she didn't believe you that the plane was crashing?

      Just a guess.

    5. Re:Low expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe she said "I'd rather die first..."

    6. Re:Low expectations by SunFan · · Score: 3, Funny

      ChewbaccaD says: "In all fairness, they do tell you to put your head between your legs... why not someone else's?"

      No offense if I pass you by.

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    7. Re:Low expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft In-Seat Flight Attendant Wizard: "It looks like you're trying to get some action before the plane disintegrates. Would you like some help?"

    8. Re: Low Expectations by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 0

      C'mon, man. If the plane's going down, even a slahdork could probably find some girl on the plane who would be interested in a final go-round. Don't underestimate the power of impending death. It might be your best hope for losing your virginity.

      And no doubt you'd be halfway through doing the deed when an announcement is made: "we've regained control of the plane".

      Or worse, you could all survive the crash. Talk about awkward.

    9. Re: Low Expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ouch. Humourless mod or plane crash survivor? Random moderation? Did I tick someone off? ;) Ah well.

  121. HIPAA Obligations? by random+coward · · Score: 1

    How does this affect health care companies? How does this affect banks? How can we sue them if they use windows with this with our data on the machine?

    1. Re:HIPAA Obligations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where in the article did it say it would upload the contents of the user's harddrive when windows does error reporting?

  122. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by TheIndefiniteArticle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation of the first link on one memorable day. --Dickens, Great Expectations

  123. Corporate Espionage by SunFan · · Score: 1


    How many executives at IBM, HP, Dell, Red Hat, Sun, SGI, etc. use Windows? I'm sure the data sent is anonymous...sure it is.

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  124. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Proteus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    And God, I want mail delivery, but giving my address to the post office is just going way over the line!

    Strawman. This isn't about giving my address to someone, this is about potentially telling them every detail of what I sent through the mail, including credit card information, private letters to loved ones, potentially sensitive business documents, etc.

    The concern isn't that a stack trace might be sent to MS -- it's that they want to have a copy of any document open on one's computer at the time. For now, we can turn it off. But, it pays to keep an eye on things to make sure we can always turn it off. After all, how would you like it if it came out that you had a confidential illness because a medical transcriptionist hit 'Send' after Word crashed while mail-merging your test results?

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  125. Windows IS spyware! by v3xt0r · · Score: 0

    very poorly programmed spyware at that!

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  126. One guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    For consumers, the choice of whether to send the data, and how much information to share, will be up to the individual.

    And shall we guess that the default state will be "on", hmmm?
  127. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if you walk into Wal-mart, they know what you look like and how you dress. Any time you communicate or interact with people, they have the opportunity to learn about you. This is inherently wrong?

  128. A black box within the black box???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, the future is dark....

  129. one word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HIPAA.

    Cool. Now no one with any relation with any health care connection will be able to Windows.

  130. turnabout by jafac · · Score: 1

    So - if this thing knows about what software is installed/running - can it report on spyware apps that are otherwise not visible in Add/Remove programs... or Task Manager?

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  131. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by browngb · · Score: 0

    instead of just hitting return
    This is windows, we don't use keyboards.

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  132. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    How about "check the yes box or the no box and then hit the send box". That way if you were typing away, and didn't notice the box you won't accidentally hit no or yes.

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  133. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by mrisaacs · · Score: 1

    OK Turn off the sarcasm switch.
    Black boxes usually don't record credit card accounts, passwords or the contents of work in progress.
    It's one thing to record information that's useful in assisting you as a consunmer, but the kind of black box they're indicating would capture information inputted into your system. Even if the cache is limited and cycled, just think of the opportunity for a backdoor. For those who handle valuable or sensitive information this is a nightmare.
    Just the existance of this feature may violate some of the accountability laws and regulations that some industies operate under.
    I'm not even considering how it might compromise personal privacy, that's another issue altogether.
    Unless someone can make sure nothing sensitive is included in the dump - it's a risk.

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  134. This is nothing new ... by Sonic+McTails · · Score: 1

    All versions of Mac OS X used CrashReporter to report crashes. Normally it was dumped onto the econsole. Now they are logged in /Library/Logs/CrashReporter

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  135. That's unnecessary by hawk · · Score: 1

    I have a much simpler solution: If it's running windows, it can't talk to the internet. At all.

    Yes, perhaps I'll eventually set up a hyper-paranoid web proxy to allow some connectivity, but even the kids only use windows for games. Sure, there's one game that my daguhter would like to play that needs an internet connection, but that box has been around so long I wonder if the servers even still exist.

    hawk

    1. Re:That's unnecessary by nuknuk · · Score: 1

      heh, you must have a lot more control of the desktop software at your company than I do. I'm no dictator of technology, and with people as stubborn and slow at learning as they are in the mortgage business, learning something entirely new from windows would destroy their fragile little minds.

      We'd probably use domain policy to force this on, especially if there is a way to sort and collect this data on a central server, allowing us to use this as a troubleshooting and early warning system for computers that are having problems. We have a lot of sensitive customer information that I wouldn't want being sent to microsoft, so if we could just have the end point of the reports be us, I think that would be a useful tool.

      As it is, xp has an error reporting thing on by default, which has always seemed incredibly useless. It's not like someone is going to report their power point document is crashing and microsoft is going to stop by their house the next day and fix it for them. It's just doing 'live beta testing' for microsoft.

      on a side note...anyone know if their is a domain policy for disabling error reporting? ;)

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    2. Re:That's unnecessary by hawk · · Score: 1

      heh, you must have a lot more control of the desktop software at your company than I do.

      There was a fight when I first got here about my putting unix on my machines. I won. My research would be a nightmare on windows. Other people's machines aren't my problem . . .

      hawk

  136. Is this really necessary? by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 1
    I know this isn't a popular opinion around here, but these days Windows is actually pretty stable; the stability problems really went away with Windows 2000.

    Oh sure, crashes happen, but every time I've experienced one it's been due to bad memory or a bad (third-party) driver. Honestly, I've had more crashes under Linux than Windows these days (before Core 3, Fedora really didn't like my Dell laptop). I just see no need for such an invasion of privacy.

    By the way, before blasting me as a Windows fanboi, know that I spend 90% of my work time on Fedora Core 3 and 90% of my computer time at home on Mac OSX. Windows make me nauseous, but not because of instability.

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    1. Re:Is this really necessary? by aventius · · Score: 1

      i completely agree. i too use fedora core 3 and mac osx and only use windows about 5% of the time anymore but it wasn't because of stability. Windows is stable as though as its security is intact. when will they just take the initiative to ridding themselves of activeX and allowing the average computer user run the system as "Computer Administrator?" Seems to me, that this is what's needed.

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  137. It's not just used by Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least twice, Microsoft has contacted us about bugs in our software and how to fix them, based on the error reporting in Windows XP.

  138. release date? by schuster · · Score: 1

    Is it me or does anyone else think that MS would be better off spending their time on actually getting longhorn out the door?

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  139. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Undertaker43017 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "After all, how would you like it if it came out that you had a confidential illness because a medical transcriptionist hit 'Send' after Word crashed while mail-merging your test results?"

    Which brings up HIPPA concerns, here in the US.

  140. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's "G-R-A-T-E Expectations," by Edmund Wells.

  141. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 2, Insightful
    After all, how would you like it if it came out that you had a confidential illness because a medical transcriptionist hit 'Send' after Word crashed while mail-merging your test results?
    Or worse, having their insurance cancelled after that same document finds its way to their insurance company via a Microsoft "data affiliate" program?

    Granted, this is little more than pure paranoia now, but then again, just look at how badly some folks want to collect such data. If the demand for collection is this high, just how high is the demand for access? How soon before this information becomes a commodity?

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  142. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by isa-kuruption · · Score: 1

    Well then you have a choice: DO NOT USE THE OPERATING SYSTEM. Period. End of discussion.

    The sad part about this entire story is that the same group of lame people (yes, slashdot users) are whining about how bad Microsoft's OS quality is, but when they want to add a feature to better support or help them diagnose their OS, you complain about privacy. Sorry, but you can't have it both ways!

    If Microsoft's software violates any laws which affect a business, then those companies who use Microsoft products will either 1) change to a different OS vendor or 2) risk being fined, etc for violating the law.

    So my sarcasm is for a reason... you have a choice, use it... and stop whining.

  143. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by ehiris · · Score: 1

    When do we draw the line between normal computer use and invasion of privacy?

    When someone either makes me give information or try to ask for my information at their convenience. If I want to give someone information, they'll hear from me. None of this "Would you like to send us information now? We think it's the right time for you to give us information." or getting information about me behind my back bullshit.

  144. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    Ah, but, you see, your arm will be most artfully twisted.
    The trick with you hard cases is to sell you the strategically bad idea in small, tactically tasteful packages...

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  145. HIPAA by xant · · Score: 4, Interesting

    With this concern, and given the stringent regulations that hospitals and health care providers have to obey, it should be mandatory that this feature be turned off permanently and irrevocably at install time for any system purchased by any health care provider. If this technology is even available on the computers they use, hospitals are opening themselves up to massive liability.

    You can a floor nurse working at the same time next to another nurse who has a patient with an unusual disease. If you log in and look up the patient's record--or even look over the shoulder of your coworker when he logs in--the hospital is liable under HIPAA for privacy violations. They can be fined, and they can be sued, and enforcement of these rules happens frequently. Now imagine what could happen if THIS system is used in a hospital computer!

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  146. Henny Penny by eck011219 · · Score: 1

    The article seems to indicate that Microsoft is treading fairly lightly here - don't get me wrong, I love a good MS bash as much as anyone, but it remains to be seen how this will work (whereas those of us who didn't receive it early will know how a certain OTHER OS works as of this Friday - sorry, couldn't resist). If what they say is true (everything is optional and controllable by the user, AND all data transmitted will be anonymous), it seems on the surface to be okay.

    What is the larger issue, in my opinion, is the erosion of the line between what's yours and what's public. This in itself isn't harmful, but it introduces to the consumer market more technology that can eventually be abused.

    That's not Microsoft's fault, though, and I don't know if it's avoidable. After all, if you restricted the invention of e-mail because it could be used to scam people, things would be very different today. I don't like the thought that it's Microsoft that we're trusting with this (all malice aside, they've exhibited a very skitchy idea of what's secure and what's not in the past), but the idea of more comprehensive error reporting in and of itself is a good one and one that will allow better development in the future.

    Now, as has been brought up elsewhere here, how anonymous is this? In other words, if you're surfing kiddie porn and crash (and are dumb enough to submit the error report with content of your browser), can that be subpoenaed and traced back to you? Again, a valid question but not necessarily a problem with Microsoft.

    I guess all I'm saying is that there are plenty of reasons to be pissed at Microsoft (and I cherish them all), but I think this particular instance is just a very interesting and worrisome ethical and legal issue and not specific to MS. And I guess all I'm asking is that we follow the lead of some of the posters here and stay away from the MS bashing this time. Both in our responses and in how we post these things in the first place - the original post quotes the article up to the scary bit, but then doesn't indicate the rest. Good way to start an animated thread on /., but not necessarily a good way to present a rational synopsis of an article.

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  147. Slashdotter privacy on the job by gosand · · Score: 1
    There is to be *NO* expectation of privacy while using computers at work. Don't think for a minute that your company won't pull out those records if necessary. In the mean time protect yourself. Run everything over encrypted tunnels, don't use your company's DNS servers, use a browser that allows you to save your cache to a safe location (USB hard drive, /dev/null, whatever), don't use work e-mail for anything other than work, don't use unencrypted webmail, don't assume that they aren't using keylogging, the list goes on...

    Or you could do the typical Slashdotter method of protecting your privacy at work: Be such an annoying dork that nobody is interested in what you say.

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  148. The next generation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The next generation of netbus-style windows backdoors are going to be 10x more popular with this feature.. good job microsoft

  149. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by toofast · · Score: 1

    Very insightful, thanks. I had originally wrote about the store analogy in my post, but I removed that part because a store is a public location as opposed to your computer running software. But I hadn't thought of the whole credit-card issue.

  150. Have to .. Watson by Amouth · · Score: 1

    I just want to know what it will do when Dr. Watson crashs - i know it is rare but i have seen it happen.. will be intresting

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  151. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

    in the UK any company/organisation which handles personal information (customers for example) wouldn't be allowed to use this OS because of the data protection act.

  152. Is it necessary? by o_miljac · · Score: 1

    I mean after a couple of years of development, thorough testing and bringing out the most professional cool software in the world? Microsoft should pay the users for that information; not make them pay for beta-quality software :-(

  153. In other news... by SilentBob4 · · Score: 1

    Switch to Linux :) Sorry, it had to be said!

  154. Privacy Costs More Everyday by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    When information is reported without your consent.

    In the larger world of banks, magazines, health insurance companies, credit card companies, employers, etc. information about you is being reported without your consent every day.

    Well, not entirely. Sometimes there are innocuous looking fine print near some agreement you signed years ago, just like clicking through a EULA, that provides those entities with those powers. But since it's inordinately difficult to travel by air and rent a car and afford health care if you don't sign those agreements, it's not like choosing privacy comes with as little cost as we might like.

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    1. Re:Privacy Costs More Everyday by Louis+Guerin · · Score: 1

      > In the larger world of banks, magazines, health insurance companies, credit card companies, employers, etc. information about you is being reported without your consent every day.

      The fact that there are already many breaches of privacy does not provide excuse or reason against criticising the adoption of a new and unnecessary one.

  155. PIRACY on the job by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    Unethical? Yeah. Legal? Definitely.

    Not necessarily. The company gets to decide what constitutes legitimate use of its respurces. The company can require, for example, that you use company DNS servers. (For that matter, many corporate firewalls force you to.) Many companies also force the use fo a proxy server; everything you browse is in the logs. Depending on the company'ss policies, what laws it falls under, past history at the company, and advice from the company's lawyers, a reasonable policy may be one that checks the logs only when advised of a problem (worker was observed surfing porn), random checks of the logs, or anything up to real-time log monitoring.

    If the company says "no personal use of computers, period", and you in any way violate that (such as sending encrypted mail to an email address you can't prove a work relationship with), you are subject to legal, disciplinary action for your illegal theft of services. If you can't live with that, you should work for change within the company or leave. (I've done both.)

    We work hard along the lines of Google's policy of "Don't be evil". But there's plenty of evil around, and sometimes it forces IT people to take actions others will see as invasions of privacy ("oh, no, that's evil!"), when in reality there is no privacy protection under the law, and in fact the company must be protected to protect the jobs of all the workers.

  156. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But, it pays to keep an eye on things to make sure we can always turn it off.

    You mean, like the MS 'firewall' was off in the original Windows XP, and switched to 'on' after running SP2 ?

    <paranoid>
    A very nice means of turning on some espionage functionality in Windows. MS knows (say "product activation") who you are, so if you're a government outside the US of A, then the next SP you download could have been, ehhrrr, 'customized'.
    You know, some USA based ICT companies have been caught designing some extra 'features' into the email system they build for the European Community. And a feature like this Windows blackbox must be high on the NSA wishlist...
    If I were in control in a government agancy outside the US of A, then I never ever would trust a Windows version with this kind of functionality.
    </paranoid>

  157. yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will this black box run linux? ;)

  158. destination vs. vehicle by coyote-san · · Score: 1

    The car you drive is in plain sight. But where you drive with it is not unless somebody goes to a lot of effort to follow you.

    Telling Microsoft the applications you're running is like your wife getting a trip report that tells her you went to an adult bookstore.

    Giving Microsoft a copy of the documents you have open is like your wife getting a report on the videos you considered renting. You know, the ones involving BSDM and a sheep.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  159. Well finally by mkop · · Score: 1
    They admit what they are doing.

    I know for sure that the temp internet folders hold onto much of the information as to where you have on the net even after you "clear files" in IE.

  160. That is but a short-term solution. by lysium · · Score: 2, Insightful
    In the mean time protect yourself. Run everything over encrypted tunnels, don't use your company's DNS servers, use a browser that allows you to save your cache to a safe location (USB hard drive, /dev/null, whatever), don't use work e-mail for anything other than work, don't use unencrypted webmail, don't assume that they aren't using keylogging, the list goes on...

    Staying one step ahead of Big Brother is a poor substitute for privacy rights. What would stop a "black box" recorder from noting the fact that you were circumventing monitoring by the aforementioned methods? You can still get slammed for "unauthorized use of Company equipment" by this even if the content of the website, email, IM, or whatever, is encrypted; you are obviously hiding something from the monitoring systems, so it obviously is not work-related...

    Your suggestions are sensible (I use them), but will only work in unsophisticated environments, and for a limited period of time.

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    1. Re:That is but a short-term solution. by garcia · · Score: 1

      Staying one step ahead of Big Brother is a poor substitute for privacy rights.

      You have no privacy rights so protecting yourself to the best of your ability is all you have to do. If the company policy is against that then that's a whole different story.

  161. MS builds another insecure back door by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And God, I want mail delivery, but giving my address to the post office is just going way over the line!

    This isn't about providing an address to the Post Office. The analogy to that would be providing MS with your name and some contact information when you register your copy of Windows. What MS is proposing would be like the Post Office opening all of your incoming and outgoing mail, making a copy, storing it in your mailbox, and then asking you whether you want them to look at it any time you discover a letter has gone missing.

    With the DNS spoofing that has happened recently, try to imagine the privacy implications of someone replacing the DNS entry for whatever domain MS is using to receive this data. Even if it gets corrected within a couple of hours, it's very bad for anyone whose data was stolen.

  162. BlackBox for Windows? by MagicM · · Score: 1

    And here I was thinking Microsoft was going to officially support the BlackBox for Windows effort. Silly me.

  163. core dumps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Microsoft finally understands why core dumps are useful? It took them long enough...

  164. As a linux supporter... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    I am growing to love Microsoft. These sorts of moves mean Microsoft are doing more for Linux advocacy than any other company.

    1. Re:As a linux supporter... by anicca · · Score: 1

      As a person shopping distros for a solid alternative...I agree!!!

      I've tried recent versions of mandrake, gentoo, and suse..suse is looking like the winner so far but I am going to try Ubuntu next...I may leave MS 20 Gigs...for games that won't run with wine or cedega...maybe.

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  165. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how Linux manages to fix quality issues and bugs and prevent crashes without reporting the contents of every document you were working on...thats the real issue, not that they're trying to fix stuff. Stop skewing the perspective here. The data collected goes too far beyond what should be needed.

    So take your poorly done sarcasm elsewhere, twit.

  166. black box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't you mean... blue box?

  167. Finally!! a decent window manager for MS-Win by ballestra · · Score: 1

    oh wait... it's not that kind of blackbox.

  168. The original post was more to-the-point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The original posting actually read:

    Apparently, Microsoft feels there aren't enough security holes in Windows, so they're planning to add a new one big enough to float Paul Allen's yacht through. According to ZDNet, Microsoft plans to add
    the software equivalent of a 'black box' flight recorder to Windows. According to the article, "The tool will build on the existing Watson error-reporting tool in Windows but will provide Microsoft with much deeper information, including what programs were running at the time of the error and even the contents of documents that were being created." The spyware writers are now licking their lips in anticipation: "Let's see, I couldn't get into that encrypted IM system before, but now all I have to do is crash the system at the right time and then I can grab that whole chat session. Like, that's clutch!"

  169. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the vendor leverages the market information

    Spoken like a true marketroid

  170. illegal vs illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in the day when someone got convicted of criminal activities, then they received a sentence.

    Nowadays, you can just wait for the prosecutor to change political parties.

    What makes you think I'm cynical?

  171. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    So now the slashdot editors know what I run, what my IP address is, ...

    Your point generally holds, but /. currently only logs the MD5 of your IP. At least, that's what I think I remember CmdrTaco saying...

  172. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by seven+of+five · · Score: 1
    so, for example, the default button (the one that has the focus) should be "No" rather than "Yes"

    Microsoft to my knowledge has *never* done this in the past. Users complain, states complain, the DOJ complains... and they do it anyway.

    I can't imagine anything short of a bedside visitation by the Virgin Mary to Mr Ballmer that would get MS to change their default agendas.

    .. and even then she'd have to bring her own source code and sign a NDA.
  173. The Ultimate spyware by Negativeions101 · · Score: 0

    This makes me sick. This is biggest spyware project ever in history. Pigs.

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  174. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by MynockGuano · · Score: 1

    He's not very popular.

  175. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by hobbesx · · Score: 1

    I dunno the potential is always there- I've had mail that was incorrectly addressed and opened to find the correct address, and I've had (torn up) open letters come to me in a little plastic bag with an apology for the overly-agressive mail machine. Who knows who saw what was inside?

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  176. What's In Your Box? It is a secret ... is it safe? by OldHawk777 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Our stance on this is that the user is in control in the consumer environment; Sullivan [Windows lead product manager] said, you will be presented with a dialog that clearly gives you the choice whether to share the information and then also provides exactly what the detail is so you can parse character by character what's being sent."

    Microsoft Security by obtuseness is based on a mistaken belief that their software products stability and security is more important than citizens/businesses/... customers' personal/private information.

    It continues the Government+Corporate interest for letting citizen-victims "opt-out" of having personal information compromised for corporate gain.

    A security violation that provides value to business is protected by the USA constitution, or will be very soon, to help the Christian Fascist Minority find and save all sinners and idolaters in the world.

    A security violation by a citizen is a crime. Not providing personal information (unless you're an illegal 37-alien hitchhiking through ...) is a crime for USA citizens ... or will be very soon ... practice up on your "PRAISE THE LORD" and "GOD BLESS AMERICA" patriotic oaths ... y'all will need'em.

    Also, learning proper contractions ... it could save your life (try appearing to be totally illiterate is best) in the beautiful christian totalitarian america.

    HAVE FUN - HAVE YOU FILED YOUR CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP PAPERS?

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  177. Oh, goodie! by Apparently+someone · · Score: 1
    I've nuked a few sessions, myself. Now, Microsoft is going to debug my programs... Excellent!

    Man, does being a coder get easier and easier... Wonder what their turnaround time is going to be?

  178. Not legal under Canadian law by ashitaka · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Canada's Personal Information Protection and Electronic Documents Act (PIPEDA) expressely forbids the external transmission of client data, which would no doubt include the documents on our firm's computers, without their consent.

    I can't see too many of our clients agreeing to let the confidential contents of their documents be sent to Microsft to figure out why our PCs crashed.

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  179. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The desire everyone has to have everything online be private seems analagous to a sort of Peeping Tom syndrome: I want to look at things, but I don't want people to know it is ME that is looking.

    Some things are a private matter, but the way I see it, logging into a service (i.e. Steam) is the same as signing into a convention. Just because it is on the Internet doesn't mean it should be private. How is opening and reading a website different than going to the library and opening and reading a book, where anyone can see you doing it?

    Back to the topic of MS storing this data, it seems very simple. Microsoft by default should not be allowed to know what is on YOUR machine, but a log of things will vastly improve their ability to properly and thorough address problems in their software (which they sorely need to do). As long as this information is only provided on a per case basis with your consent, I see no problems. This is what any support technician would do first, ask what you were doing when the problem occurred (except this is more thorough).

  180. I don't think so. by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

    No man can eat 50 eggs.

    1. Re:I don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may have been a lifetime quota.

  181. Why do this when there are already logs? by harris+s+newman · · Score: 0

    To know what happened when it crashed (so regularly).

  182. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, my undergraduate degree is in engineering, with graduate studies in information systems. What this proves, I know not.

  183. MS Should do better QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe MS should test their own software better, instead of releasing it and getting the buyer to test for bugs. Windows might as well be in a perpetual state of Beta if they are relying on users to send in bug reports . . . . . . or maybe it should be considered an open source OS . . . . hmmm

  184. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

    So they have to invade your privacy because they did not write a robust OS in the first place ? What an argument!

    All Operating Systems crash. Wether it be the fault of the OS or the application. This is a tool to allow them to figure out which it was.

    I will continue to click "don't send" like I have always done.

  185. What? by generalleoff · · Score: 1

    So MS will know I was watching porn the next time Windows crashes?

    1. Re:What? by planetoid · · Score: 0

      billgatese.cx?

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  186. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1

    The best way to do this is for it to be an optional add-on for windows, not something that gets added on during install or windows update. Rather something someone has to decisively has to visit the Microsoft website and choose to be a MS beta tester.

  187. core dump by bugi · · Score: 1

    You mean like a core dump, or kernel crash dump?

  188. Hey! Why should onl hackers get to play? by crovira · · Score: 1

    Think of it as a M$ key-logger, file downloader and as nasty a virus as you Never wanna get (okay Marburg & Ebola are worse.)

    Think of your mother (and some evangelist,) walking in on you and a 'friend' as you're doing the deed.

    Now worry about what Bill G.'s got in mind: "You WILL update to this new windiows 'eXcreTa!' won't you?"

    Come to think of it, Bill'll have all your credit card info so you may find that tour computer has jus ordered the latest 'upgrade' for you, and a whole lot of crap you'd never listen to on Microsoft new music site...

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  189. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's only if you click on a link. If you type or copy/paste the URL no referer (I can't believe they really misspelled that) information gets passed.

  190. Simply Amazing!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been a simply amazing year!
    First Apple says their going to start experimentation on two-button mouse devices -*gasp*-!
    Now Microsoft has something called the "LOG" with some "program dumps"!
    Simply amazing!!!

    I am so glad to be living in 1985!

  191. Send Your Tin Foil Hats To Microsoft by randyflood · · Score: 1


    The first time you find a buffer overflow that crashes Microsoft Word or Microsoft Outlook, you can have all sorts of fun with this. You just write all sorts of conspiracy threories into word documents and then make Word crash (How hard can that be?) and then make sure that they get sent off to Microsoft. Since the feedback is anonymous and all, you can feel free to pretend that you are the President of Sun or IBM, or whatever you want. Well, Red Hat is probably out... But, you get the idea.

    Anyway, as long as this information can be used to collect corporate espinage that users inadvertantly send them, I say that people use it to send Microsoft disinformation.

    Like, a good thing to send them would be rumors that random large companies are planning on suddenly switching all of thier desktops to Linux in a surprise press release that is being drafted.

    Or rumors that Sun is about to suddenly abandon Windows in favor of an open source version of OS/2 which it is planning to buy in a surprise move.

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  192. That's just great... by anandamide · · Score: 1

    Now when my computer crashes, I'm going to have to search the adjacent countryside looking for the damn blackbox. I hate Microsoft!

  193. Black box for windows? hmmmm by pg110404 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if it will survive the crash.

    If this tool is really to catch errant drivers, it's usually pretty serious for the OS to throw up its hands.

    I wonder if the OS will maintain enough smarts to flush the BSOD information and other stuff to disk properly.

    For that matter, if it's not a critical driver (e.g. a sound card driver or network card driver, etc), that goes wonky, why BSOD completely? Why can't the OS log a critical message stating 'This driver encountered an unrecoverable error and has been disabled'. Please close what you were doing and reboot *NOW*'.

    1. Re:Black box for windows? hmmmm by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      Windows has actually done that to me before...with the video card driver -- it kicked me back to 640x480 16 color and said the same basic thing....it shocked the hell out of me.

      it was a nvidia card with a dying fan and heating issues...

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      "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." -- Dark Helmet
  194. Taboo subjects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His last words were "Oh God... I'm coming!"
    Geez, there's just some things you don't talk about in public
    You're absolutely right. {turns to the grandparent poster} Don't you know that pushing your religion on others isn't allowed in a Democratic society?

    1. Re:Taboo subjects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      note to parent: grandparent was making a mallrats reference

    2. Re:Taboo subjects by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. {turns to the grandparent poster} Don't you know that pushing your religion on others isn't allowed in a Democratic society?

      Think of it in the sense of "Oh God... I'm cumming!"

      Grow a sense of humor man!

    3. Re:Taboo subjects by glassjaw+rocks · · Score: 1

      Thanks for explaining that to me.

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  195. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by gnuman99 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Or maybe the default button should be "Don't Bother" and the other "Send". I mean, WTF does "Yes/No" mean?

  196. Not in my EU by theolein · · Score: 1

    While this post will no doubt generate some "Eurotrash" comment, I think this will not be legally acceptable in the EU, as data privacy laws are far stricter there. Sharing of private data without the explicit consent of a person is against the law.

    I wonder if a yes/no or send/don't send box is enough to be considered as explicit consent.

    1. Re:Not in my EU by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      How could it possibly be more explicit?

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  197. Real world applicability by GNUCyberKat · · Score: 1

    From an corporate perspective I would expect that most corporations would automatically set this feature to disabled. Most corporations have privacy policies in place to cover information being sent outside the company. Additionally, to meet these privacy policies, it would take time to sanitize the information going out to Microsoft. Can you see many managers allocating time for their employees to sanitize the information to send to Microsoft? Its not a revenue generating activity. Thus, we can conclude that most corporations will simply disable the "feature".

    Home users and small home offices are the ones most likely to leave the functionality on and/or use the feature. This often simply comes from a lack of understanding of the feature and its implications. As previously mentioned, uninformed users will often just click OK to attempt to continue on with their work. They don't want the interruption but often don't know enough to turn it off and so click through the dialog boxes thoughtlessly.

    Draw your own conclusions on the value of this feature to end users and to Microsoft. 'nuf said!

  198. Powerbook by FisherRider · · Score: 1

    Note to self: buy powerbook, not IBM.

  199. With voice recognition turned on... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Funny
    Imagine the error log.

    11:34:46: A few exception stack numbers etc. 11:34:49: User said:"Duck". 11:34:53: User said:"Ewe phukkan piss of shirt". 11:34:53: HDD reports tracking errors due to high impact shock.

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  200. about time.... by drew · · Score: 1

    it's about time windows moved away from their crappy explorer to a good window manager. of course, personally i would have preferred something a little more configurable, like sawfish, but it's a start... i wonder what this will do to projects like litestep and geoshell.

    wait, that's not the black box we are talking about?

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  201. Rule #1: Winows offline by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    One thing I like about dial up is that I know if my software is trying to do track my usage.

    I have a Linux/Windows dual boot. Only the Linux stuff is configured to access the outside world. The MS stuff is strictly offline.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  202. More To The Point by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    Does the current method even have any value?

    Does MS actually figure out anything from these dumps? Especially when most users don't bother to send them?

    If so, it appears to me that this is just another "feature" being added to the OS which has only marketing value and nothing else - like most of the rest of Windows.

    If a third party program crashes on your system, how is MS's black box going to help? It's the third party programmers who should be cleaning up their act. If Windows crashes, MS should have done better testing.

    The basic problem obviously is that Windows is too bloated and complex to function properly. A black box isn't going to help that.

    Instead of making "black boxes", the morons at MS should be figuring out ways to make their code more reliable by improved testing or better yet, improved design.

    Which means advancing the state of the art in software development rather than spending that $37 billion on a one time stock prop scheme as they did. Instead they spend their system designers's time trying to figure out ways to suck more stuff from the end user's machine.

    And then Bill has the nerve to talk about "information overload".

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  203. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by file-exists-p · · Score: 1


    All Operating Systems crash.

    I haven't seen my current thinkpad or my previous one under debian crashed for years. Thus, no, all operating systems do not crash.

    And no, it is not normal to have to click somewhere on a regular basis to avoid leaks about your personal system configuration / documents. It is actually very interesting to see how people seem to accept that new state of facts.

    Obviously, with the omnipresent network updates, network authentification, DRM and web-based applications (mail readers or chat), there is a shift in what people consider as their data and their system. In fact, more than interesting, this is disturbing.

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  204. Switching to Linux anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If THIS isn't a reason to switch your OS, (be it to Linux, OSX, Solaris, etc..) I don't know what is.

    I have no problem with my OS collecting data. I'm certainly concerned with what was running when it crashes/core dumps etc. What I have a problem with, is sending that info to a company like Microsoft.

  205. Microsoft on the slippery slide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is going downhill faster than anyone had anticipated. Our department has just decided against Longhorn and to replace all Windows desktops with brand new Linux machines. Yippie!

  206. Microsoft is crashing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Their stockholder equity is down 33%! Where did that 22 billion dollars go? Lawsuits? Bad investments? Paying dividends because their stock is a dead end?

    Microsoft is clearly seeing a fundamental shift in their business! With Longhorn delayed and features being cut, with more people opting out of Office upgrades, and with the uptake in alternative desktops, how much longer can Microsoft hold out?

    1. Re:Microsoft is crashing! by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      "Steve, find me a woman, quick!"

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    2. Re:Microsoft is crashing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      On Slashdot? Okay, uh, here's one. Well, she is kinda hairy with the beard and all...but I'm sure she's a woman. That? Don't worry, all women have that.

  207. Re:Hmmmm... the full quote... by JoeBar · · Score: 0, Troll

    But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, *Snap* the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

    Well, did he cum, or what?

    Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public.

  208. Goodbye Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey Mr Softie -- BLOW ME.

  209. Re:Windows already logs/sends all your surfing dat by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Troll
    Yes, but does it run on Linux?

    I want one, or at least an emulator, so that I can have a script pretend that I was typing "Bill Gates eats Monkey Cheese" when it crashed.

    Will people put up with that shit? Time will tell, but my bet is many Windows users would take an alien anal probe if Microsoft told them it was a new "feature".

  210. define error by oever · · Score: 1
    The tool will build on the existing Watson error-reporting tool in Windows but will provide Microsoft with much deeper information, including what programs were running at the time of the error and even the contents of documents that were being created.


    Upon furter questioning, Microsoft declared that the errors that will be reported on, include such events as:
    - downloading acc or ogg format media,
    - writing computer code under a viral license,
    - closing the clippy window,
    - submitting informed posts to slashdot.
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  211. Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a certain irony in the fact that a product called "windows" would include a black box.

  212. another death spell for Longhorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    seems like Microsoft wants to ensure nobody will use their Longhorn. it actually doesn't even matter anymore since anyone i know has switched to linux already our entire department is going linux now. what a relieve from those endless windows pains!

  213. "probably not"? Try "yes" by Mr+44 · · Score: 1

    Probably not? Spoken like a true clueless slashdot fanboy.

    Windows Error Reporting

    Obviously there are some hoops to jump through. Both so you can't sign up to view adobe's crash logs, and to make sure that that you protect the personal info that may be in the dumps (per the agreement.

  214. Legal issues! by Veinor · · Score: 1

    If I'm doing a paper on such-and-such technical topic, and Microsoft sees that, when I submit it, the reviewers could see that Microsoft has already published this and reject it.

  215. Re:Windows already logs/sends all your surfing dat by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'm sorry, but this is just yet another example of mindless Microsoft bashing. Why would some Microsoft techie care whether you were criticising his boss? And ordinary Microsoft users use their software because it's difficult to switch over to alternatives unless you already know about them, can obtain them, and have no problem with the concept of installing them wiping out what you already have.

    It may be fun in these forums to criticise M$, but the fact is they put together some very capable software that's normally "good enough" for the vast majority of users. And most of us simply will use what we already have rather than upgrade if Microsoft decides to abuse their position. You can think of it like a couch. If the couch is comfortable, the only way we'd be willing to upgrade it is if we break it completely, or if we move house, and even in the latter case, if the house arrives furnished we still have the option of throwing out their stuff and replacing it with our old furniture, even if the original owners of the new house would prefer we use their old furniture, which chances are we don't want anyway even though it's likely to match the way the house is decorated.

    In other words, we need an incentive to upgrade. And we'll happily plod along with what we have unless there's a very good reason. I know many people with XP who upgraded from the 9X range of operating systems, but a lot of people happy with Windows 2000 who'll not upgrade unless forced to at the barrel of a gun because it's no worse than XP and doesn't have that stupid activation stuff, and XPs lack of support for floppies and its "no more than three applications at once" restriction in some versions.

    Microsoft clearly believes these features will be useful to future users. I think it's reasonable to hold out and see whether they really are abusive before claiming they are. Time will tell.

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  216. Anger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will MS's black box be able to survive attacks by users wielding qwerty keyboards in frustration at the frequency of errors? That is the question bill...

  217. Yeah, right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. I can opt whether or not to send data to Microsoft? Oh please. This is a corporation which was caught faking evidence in court. If you seriously think the data won't be sent if you say "no", then you are mentally barren. Microsoft lies, steals, bullies and cons to get what it wants. Sure, you could say "no, do not send any data to Microsoft", but you can bet that data will be sent anyway.

  218. Re:Windows already logs/sends all your surfing dat by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    "no more than three applications at once" restriction in some versions.
    The rest of them have a problem running just one application for extended periods. Guess that's why Allchin said he won't comment on their uptime targets in Longwhore.

    So here's what I would propose as an alternative to sending "Bill Gates eats Monkey Cheese" as a crash dump - steamy letters with all sorts of "personal info", containing the names of Microsoft employees pulled at random.

    Tech support people would then spend a LOT more time reading the crash dumps, thinking they're getting dirt on their coworkers, bosses, supervisors, etc.

    Only time will tell if this would this have the desired effect, but it would be an interesting experiment.

  219. Why is this needed? by pbaer · · Score: 1
    Blackboxes in airplanes are needed because when airplanes crash people die and we want fewer people to die.

    When Windows crashes (which is fairly often) it is only an inconvience not a matter of life or death.

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  220. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Eternally+optimistic · · Score: 1

    In most cases we are talking about here, an application should not be able to crash an operating system, even if it tries.

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  221. No more looking for spyware! by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

    It comes pre-installed! Tracker, keylogger, you name it, we got it!

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  222. webcam? by Incudie · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it will also send a picture of the user via their webcam incase they are using a pirated version of Windows.

  223. Re:Hmmmm... the full quote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you scientists out there - please do not make a link here.... I don't think a plane load of people beating off here stops planes from crashing...

  224. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by mrisaacs · · Score: 1

    Not using the OS is not always a desireable alternative.

    There are ways to better support the consumer without compromising security, an implementation as invasive as this one should be optional.

    Personally I could drop MS without a care. I use various flavors of *nix and MS for personal use, and if this feature gets in, no new MS for me.

    BUT...My employer has millions of dollars invested MS based apps (as well as *nix). To convert the MS apps to other OSes would be prohibitive, but if this "feature" makes it in as a required component, government and industry regulations will most likely force us to another OS, at great expense. Complaining is truly justified in this case. MS needs consider the facts, but they won't know if no-one yells at them or sounds off in public forum. If no-one complains, then MS will feel there's no opposition, or need for an alternative.

    I'm not whining, I'm excercisng my right to express my opinion. If enough users do so, MS may get the idea. They do back down once in a while.

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  225. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by truthsearch · · Score: 1

    No application should crash due to bad data. At worst it should close gracefully. However I've found that Microsoft apps, more than any other, are very sensitive to their data. Why should parsing and displaying HTML ever bring down a web browser? It shouldn't but there's been HTML to crash IE for many years (and other browsers, also). Word, Excel, and the other Office apps run user scripts saved within documents. Those scripts can also very easily crash those apps.

    So while I don't believe that they should be sent any document data I do understand why they need it. They could, however, work on making sure their apps never crash due only to data (if that's even entirely possible).

  226. Isn't microsoft ac big enough sample to by Senor_Programmer · · Score: 1

    catch most bugs by running this BB on their in-house machines. If MS employees receive any sort of subsidy like free windows, then MS could run it on their employees machines too. The incremental benefit of putting this BB thing in every machine on the planet just doesn't justify doing it when other thngs are considered.

    It's a fact that the opt-in feature will not protect my privacy if some-one/business dutifully pushed the 'all your data go to mama' button and my info is in there. This will eventually result in a successful action against M$. BB in all MS and MS employee owned windows gives them more direct access to the fault with much less volume of reports to deal with.

  227. Anti-Spyware by to6o · · Score: 1

    This only confirms that there is no point of running anti-spyware software on a windows box. Simply because with this litle toy windows will be spyware by itself.

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  228. So in other words.. by Xaggroth · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is just giving themselves a reason to record anything they wish on your computer.. Invasion of privacy act ring any bells?

  229. Blackbox = UNIX core dump by ebresie · · Score: 2, Informative

    So basically what they are saying, is they are going to have a core-dump like functionality as is found in UNIX, right?

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  230. Google by k3v1n · · Score: 1

    Sure, we cry foul when it's Microsoft... but if tomorrow Google released Google Crashes and it allowed you to search people's crash records it'd be peachy. ;)

    Seriously, Google is starting to scare me.

  231. Microsoft Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally I'd never let a corporation spy on me like this. Or anyone else for that matter. Screw windows, I'll be sticking with Linux.

  232. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't seen my current thinkpad or my previous one under debian crashed for years. Thus, no, all operating systems do not crash.

    I have seen Debian crash. Only once, and it was brought down by a very buggy program that someone carelessly ran with too many privileges, but you know what? That's exactly what normally causes Windows to crash, too!

    Therefore, your anecdote that you have not seen Debian crash has been countered with one that I have, and we are back with the truth, that there is not an operating system in the world that will not crash when presented with some combination of careless operation and/or dodgy hardware - which are the things Microsoft's crash-analysis tool is designed to diagnose!

  233. Discriminatory aren't they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First dropping support for the gay rights bill, and now adding African American pussy to their OS.

    Oh the humanity, with Bush in office is this what our country is coming to?

  234. How can this Windows 'blackbox' capture .... by freshtonic · · Score: 1
    ....the contents of the email you were in the middle of sending when the program crashes? There's no way Windows could 'know' how to interpret a programs data unless that program was actively supporting the blackbox.

    That would lead me to the conclusion that this feature of Windows will only work if apps are specifically coded to integrate with the blackbox.

    Unless of course, it just takes a snapshot of the programs heap and stack....

  235. Re:Windows already logs/sends all your surfing dat by SacredNaCl · · Score: 1

    but a lot of people happy with Windows 2000 who'll not upgrade unless forced to at the barrel of a gun because it's no worse than XP

    You can pry my copy of Windows 2000 out of my cold dead hands...

    The only temptation I have to ditch Windows 2000 comes from a lack of UPnP support that makes running certain applications behind my router much more difficult. I can sacrifice a machine and run a proxy server on it and put it in the DMZ, but it is unhandy. I've looked around for another fix for this problem, but couldn't find one.

    I'm waiting for longhorn before I consider upgrading.

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  236. See, that would be a DMCA violation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a criminal act to mess with the Windows black box. We here on Earth are law abiding citizens.

  237. Official spyware! by urbieta · · Score: 1

    I never figured out WTF is that little dr watson icon thinguie, just using up disk space, then again, windows just used up my disk space AND RAM!

    Now I use Linux ha!

    Now they intend to use this as an excuse to poke into MY information?

    That does it! is microsft actually rewriting the constitution here?

    Dear american, do you think there's really a constitution that protects you? damn!

  238. yay. by ErZo · · Score: 1

    I hope this means we could sabotauge our Windows's software to send so much, we'll make them shutdown!

    Err.. On the more serious side.. I don't think this is going to be very popular..

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  239. The irony is... by Your+Average+Joe · · Score: 1

    The irony is that Bill Gates claims to be making a stable operating system and Linus Torvalds claims to be trying to take over the world.

    Did mainframes need this? Do embedded computers need this feature? I agree aircraft need it when it crashes and all on board are dead.

    We need a computer that when it crashes people die, like a completely green one that runs on nuclear energy. I would have to agree that this system should have a black box, run by an external process with a different OS.

    Microsoft just needs to write good code. If they can't fix it they should start over with a new OS that runs on UNIX, like OS X.

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    1. Re:The irony is... by bhima · · Score: 1

      I develop embedded systems and not only do we have this feature, we also have the ability for the user to export the entire memory and send it to me. Then I can exactly replecate their situation. So yes, embedded systems do need this sort of thing and do include this sort of thing.

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  240. Still copying Apple then.... by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

    When an OS X app crashes, the user is offered the opportunity to send the entire crash log to Apple. This includes a stack trace of every thread, as well as some other handy system info. Frankly, I'm sure Apple couldn't care less what happened when Macromedia Bloatware 8.3 Pro fell over, but the option is there. I wonder what they do with all the reports?

    In Apple's case, the default option is NOT to send it, but if the user does, they get to preview the exact file that gets sent, as well as the opportunity to append their own comments. I don't see it as an invasion of privacy in this form, though I do think it must generate so much noise for Apple that the reports serve little purpose. By the sound of it the MS "black box" intends to be mor edetailed than this, so I don't know if this is a fair comparison.

  241. Its not stupid - its advaannced!!!! by Foktip · · Score: 1

    lol.

    Anyways... The purpose of this blackbox is so they can prematurely shove software out the door and not have to worry about debugging until after its in market; when these magical programs will help them fix things fast, and keep Longhorn from looking bad, or slow-to-release. It will also help do a "quick" job of debugging longhorn.

    ALso, it will help debug other programs, so they can release quickly on Longhorn, etc. - so Microsoft can attempt to Trump Macintosh. Wont work though; fierce animals put up a good fight! Panther, Tiger, Cougar...

    Also, if they can view code and information about other applications crashing, it will allow them to either make life easier for that program (if they like it) or make things REALLY DIFFICULT for that program (like Corel programs). Everytime you send in a detailed Corel-error report to Microsoft, it gets used to "fix" Corel - fix 'em for good!

    I generally make it a rule to only send error reports if theyre easy, on a machine thats "clean" (privacy), and the error report GOES TO WHO MADE THE PROGRAM. This blackbox thing seems OKAY, the intent is innocent enough right now, the problem is, Microsoft has a habbit of taking programs like this and gradually mixing in "evil intent" - either that or the intent is originally hidden well.

    For example, DCOM: easy remote-runing programs, and stuff. Sounds great for corperate networks. But it never worked properly! Then, gradually mix in evil (backdoors, manditory, invisibly), and it becomes a tool to help Microsoft be in control. And thats what this is about too - it will gradually turn into yet another control mechanism.

    They always pull this crap, and not only is it abusive and annoying, it sucks away cycles, leaving one to wonder what their computer is doing, churning away, when NO PROGRAMS ARE RUNNING. I used to say, windows is like a teenager - leave him alone with nothing to do, and he'll go into the corner and start wankin'. Windows is the same way. ALways doing something-or-other, mostly stuff thats to help microsoft or make them look good. Eg: Windows networking - poorly written convoluted mess. They make up for it by throwing in services to check things and store information, to make it seem instant, like every other OS.

    This "after-the-fact", "patch-based" programming method is just pathetic. It clogs up RAM, cpu cycles, etc. Frig - just make it right the first time!

    This is why i run linux; it does exactly what i tell it to, no more, no less, and its not a messy patch-work.

  242. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by d3am0n · · Score: 1

    You may want to do what I did after getting crazy mad at that whole STEAM bs. There is a cracked copy of half life 2 you can download which is just a directory, no install required, and there is no steam in it, it tries to connect to the net, but you can just block it with a firewall to no ill effect. Just hunt around for emp_proper_hl2 and you should fix that retarded steam problem like I did. Makes the game a hell of alot more fun to know I'm not being spied on by some jackass. However it does loose it's multiplayer functionality. And yes, I did buy the game, and never played it until I found this steamless copy because steam annoyed the living piss outa me.

  243. Re:What's In Your Box? It is a secret ... is it sa by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

    HAVE FUN - HAVE YOU FILED YOUR CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP PAPERS?

    Are you talking about the country that bans people talking about current legal cases. Like Homolka and the more recent one?

    Face it, no country is perfect.

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  244. Jack Handey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a Jack Handey quote, I thought everyone knew this!

    http://farstrider.net/DeepThoughts/Handey.htm

  245. But will it be.... by John+Bokma · · Score: 1

    "black box" orange or "Microsoft" blue...

  246. Wait... BSOD... by xv4n · · Score: 0
    Microsoft plans to add the software equivalent of a 'black box' flight recorder to Windows.

    Great, now the blue screen of death is going to be the black screen of death. How appropriate.

  247. Hey it's a secret! Give it back! by DarkMorph · · Score: 1

    "...will provide Microsoft with... the contents of documents being created." The words I cut out don't alter the meaning I have shown. Doesn't that bother anyone? For example when an "evil" user is writing a document to send to someone he's stalking and the machine crashes, does he want his evidence to go to M$? Probably not. But seriously this might cause problems..

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  248. HIPPA and other privacy standards by TeddyR · · Score: 1

    I doubt that this is true. If it was, then nobody under HIPPA guidelines would be able to use that OS....

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  249. Memory Size? by Wizarth · · Score: 1

    If this sends everything thats in memory when a program crashes, what happens when one of those hungry applications (3DS Max comes to mind) crashes, and your trying to upload a GB to Microsoft?

    Maybe they only send the stack, not the heap, but even so, that could be rather large.

    1. Re:Memory Size? by Gabe+at+Microsoft · · Score: 1

      See my other post about what data can be sent under what circumstances. You are correct that we only ordinarily request the stack, not heap, when we request dump data at all (85% of the time we don't collect - even though you see it in the "Send/Don't Send" dialog.)
      There is also a setting to exclude reporting for specific applications if you're concerned about apps which create large stack dumps. We added this setting specifically for this situation - to ensure that WER doesn't slow customers down from restarting the crashed app and getting back to what they were doing. You can find this under My Computer, Properties, Advanced, Error Reporting. The Choose Programs options lets you tune this.
      That said, keep in mind that if you don't report the error, the company who wrote the app may not know the app has a problem they need to fix. :-)

  250. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    But what I don't think is even neccessary is the contents of the document I'm working on: that has no place whatsoever being sent to MS.

    What if something weird in your document is crashing, say, the spellchecker or causing some buffer to overflow ?

    Now, certainly you should have a *choice* as to whether or not that information is transmitted, but it certainly has the potential to be an important part of locating and fixing any bugs.

  251. I'm happy to answer any questions on this by Gabe+at+Microsoft · · Score: 1
    Hi, I'm Gabe Aul and I'm the Group Program Manager for the feedback technologies in Windows - both XP and Longhorn.

    I've been reading the posts on this topic and would be glad to provide information to people who are interested in learning more about this functionality.

    First, let me clarify what this actually is. Longhorn will contain the next generation of the Windows Error Reporting functionality (also known as "Watson") which is designed to detect problem states and allow customers to optionally report the problems to Microsoft to see if information is available to help them resolve it. More information on this functionality can be found here: http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/newsroom/office /features/connectionwp.asp and http://www.microsoft.com/mscorp/execmail/2002/10-0 2customers.asp
    We currently respond to about half of the reports sent per/day with information about how to fix, workaround, or troubleshoot the problem. This includes both Microsoft and 3rd party applications, and there are over 1300 software vendors who are using WER to fix problems in their code, based on customer reports.

    The most common questions/concerns I've seen posted seem to be:

    "Can I turn this off?"
    Yes, this is easy to turn off either through UI or Group Policy

    "Is this opt-in or opt-out?"
    This is strictly opt-in. In other words, no data is sent without express permission of the customer. Even the default for the buttons is "don't send" so that customers don't accidentally send by pressing Enter. This is true with both XP and Longhorn. The data collection policy for WER can be reviewed here: http://oca.microsoft.com/en/dcp20.asp. This is the statement customers can review before they click "send".

    "What exactly is being sent to Microsoft?"
    • ~85% of the time, we collect a parameterized description of the problem only. For app crashes the parameters are:
      Name, version, and time/date stamp of the exe
      Name, version, and time/date stamp of the dll
      Hex offset into the module where the crash occurred.
    • ~15% of the time, we collect some additional "first level" data to classify or diagnose the problem. For app crashes, this is a minidump of the process which crashed and a .txt file describing the application. Customers can review the information and choose not to send if they are not comfortable doing so.
    • ~1/10th% of the time, we ask for some "second level" data; such as heap data for the crashed process. Customers are given an additional prompt for this data which has stronger wording to ensure they understand what is being sent and explicitly agree. Again, the default button is "don't send."

    "What is the risk that reports may contain personal or sensitive data?"

    • For parameters; the risk is near zero. A hypothetical corner case where this could happen would be if an app was named so as to include private data (i.e. "my_password_is_foo_.exe") which is extraordinarily unlikely.
    • For first level data; it's possible, but uncommon, that the minidump may contain some personal data. For example; if your financial app crashed while you were typing in your account number, that number could be in a variable for the function that is on the stack at crash time, and therefore in the minidump. Other local variables for the process would not be in the minidump. Encrypted data in the stack variables is of course not readable. I have debugged hundreds of minidumps and have personally never seen such a case, but it is theoretically possible and we warn customers of this possibility in our data collection policy which customers can view before they send the report.
    • For the ~1/1
  252. Confidential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " Industry analyst Richard Doherty said he doubted Microsoft got enough feedback on how users might feel about such a feature. Even airplane pilots, Doherty said, have been able to keep from having their routine in-flight dialogue preserved. Microsoft's version of the black box, Doherty said "is begging for more real-world testing."

    But Sullivan pointed out that businesses can already install third-party software to monitor workers' computer usage and some do. "

    Most do not deploy monitoring software for 1 reason.
    1) cost

    Now it will be built into the OS period. Why did IE become dominant on the desktop, because it was built into the OS.

    1. Re:Confidential by Gabe+at+Microsoft · · Score: 1

      The capability built into the OS would be a very poor way for a company to monitor employee activity, as data is only sent when the system encounters a problem (crash, hang, etc.), and the data is limited to that problem. Contrary to speculation, WER does not log activity such as which websites were browsed, emails sent, etc. If a problem occurs, a small snapshot of memory is collected if the user consents to send it. (The author of the story is correct that within a corporation the IT department can choose to send reports automatically to an internal site, but not automatically to MS.) You can satisfy your curiosity about what data would be sent fairly easily; write a small app that crashes (deref a null pointer or div/0). When the crash dialog comes up, take a look at what's included - load the minidump in the debugger to get a good look. You'll see that trying to use this data to monitor employee activity would be essentially useless. In an 8hr workday you'd be indescribably lucky to get a 1/2 second peek at what the employee was doing in just one thread of one app.

  253. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    its what 4 billion possible ips?

    4 billion possibilities is WELL within the brute forceable range

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  254. Dirty underwear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the plane is about to crash, ALL the passengers will have dirty underwear! Like Bill Cosby said, "First you say it, then you do it".

  255. yarrrr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yarrr land ahoy...blow me down, and keelhawl me scurvy sea dogs.

  256. Oh well. Microsoft sucks. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    I have a better idea. Microsoft should put the equivalent of that recording software that records everything that happens on the display in an AVI file, kind of like that software that parents can install to see what their kids are viewing on the Internet, or wives can put to see if their husbands are watching pr0n, or whatever. This will constantly feed to Microsoft's servers, where thousands of Microsoft employees will sift through the data to find trade secrets that Microsoft can use, or damaging evidence that Microsoft can blackmail people with, or other things like that. Also, this will record all key presses, mouse movements, communications going in and out of the machine, communications to all devices and peripherals that might be connected, and all information that can be obtained from a debugger so that Microsoft can, at all times, have complete control and information over the contents and operation of every computer using their software.

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  259. windows already has a black box by nbags · · Score: 1

    you can download it from here ;) http://bb4win.org/news.php

  260. RTFA - Microsoft does not send your info by The+Cookie+Monster · · Score: 1
    Microsoft are already very careful about not transmitting information from your machine without your consent. Why does everybody on /. suddenly think the availability of extra logging information will change that policy?

    But if "Microsoft isn't like that, mmkay" doesn't cut the mustard with you, why not read the article:
    "the choice of whether to send the data, and how much information to share, will be up to the individual."

  261. it was from "cool hand luke" by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    the prison guard talking to/about paul newman

    Yea, George Kennedy's the guard.

    FGalcon
  262. Good idea by meester+fox · · Score: 0

    This could actually work out really well. Might even make microsoft's OS stable as a rock. But that's the thing with microsoft. They have good ideas, but it's how they go about it that tends to fall out. So I think it will be a matter of using the blackbox info, and applying it to the OS, instead of just ignoring it.

    Sure, there is a bit of privacy issue. But I think you need to choose which is more important. Less privacy for a (hopefully soon to be) more stable OS, or the same crashing piece of junk for a little more. Throw in spyware and the such, and privacy is already down the drain.
    in the end, I think this could be a good move for microsoft. But time will tell.

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  263. Re:Hmmmm... the full quote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Troll? Fuck you whoever modded that Troll. Get a sense of humor asshole. You know your entire life is nothing but beating off, you womanless freak.

  264. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You gotta be kidding me? Them wanting to actually FIX the damn thing? They'd be out of a job. Besides, funnelling all your info back is a nice way of keeping tabs on making sure that all your licenses are up to date, or if you happened to be testing out an illegitmate version of one of their programs, before dumpint $500 on what you could scoop up off the lawn. Besides, after a certain amount of time, the "bug" is quite well known. Face it, the thing that crashed Firefox yesterday probably isn't something new that they're going to be flipping ass over end over in the Gate$ Cave when they see it for the 11 millionth time.

    Maybe the extra data is to provide some whacking material for the employees.

    While they're at it, why not modify their downloader. Here's something from X, do you want to download it? Yes/No. There's a convenient "Always trust" box you can check, and I think M$ was once autochecked, if I remember right, unless that was just a bad nightmare... Anyways, put a NEVER TRUST box in there! Or would that be unfair to sleaze like Gain and Cydoor? F them anyway.

  265. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh boy! you mean your gonna trust bill gates? so what happens if he decides to add what he calls security updates that does more? if he had a history of doing things the honest way then maybe i might a agree, but you think this guy is honest?
    why are you even arguing for it? my god man are we all this naive?

  266. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bull.. when this company hasn`t been sraight in dealing with people, companies, courts, or countries? your all of a sudden going to trust him now? i can`t belive it! lol com`on this guy loves power and control PERIOD!..... i`d give bill a break if he had a better record but golly if he gets away with this you just lost the word in "personal" computers!!!

  267. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    doesn`t a mns histry all ready speak for it self.. and now all of a sudden were to trust him?

  268. blackbox by lemody · · Score: 1

    Well, good thing is that they did not choose Twm. Blackbox is more modern!

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  269. Re:Privacy Alert! Maybe not. by plover · · Score: 1
    I would suspect your employer would embrace the black box, and you would too if you'd bother to find out what the black box does, how it does it, how it can be used, and how it can be disabled.

    First, nothing says the data log has to be shipped to Microsoft for analysis. It's kept on your machine; in case you ask them for help, they can ask you to send it. You're free to say "no, it has my taxes on it" or "never mind, I want to keep my goat pr0n private." It's also typically kept in a circular buffer that's several megabytes in size. I'm pretty sure Microsoft won't want to receive 5MB unrequested logs for every application crash.

    Next, the log is extremely difficult to read without the proper software. I'm not saying if it will be encrypted or not because I do not know, but I do know the unencrypted data is pretty 'cryptic.' I found it contains data that's much less readable than a raw memory dump. This is by design -- the vendor only makes money by selling the debugger consoles; the black boxes are distributed with free licenses.

    If your company does purchase the consoles (and you're a developer,) I'd suggest asking (begging) them to license one to your desktop. This thing is one of the greatest debugging tools ever. It's kind of a bitch to set up, but once you get one running, it's definitely got the WOW! factor going. No more asking your clients "so what key did you press?" and getting "I just hit Enter!" in reply. You don't even ask them: you just watch the playback of their screen, and you can see them click the "divide by zero" button, or whatever else they may have done wrong. (BTW, that means you should fix the UI so they can't do that.) Or, you start at the point of the crash and hit "play in reverse", watching what happened prior to the crash.

    If you have full capture going (you might do this to catch an intermittent bug) you can turn it on at such detail that it can display your executing code line by line with the source (assuming you still have the PDB files generated by the linker.) It's very much like watching it in a regular debugger, except you can step backwards as well as forwards. This seriously affects performance, though, so I only turn it on with the cooperation of the user or tester, and then I typically only watch a few select objects, not the whole of the codebase.

    You can also click "compare all loaded modules with a gold standard" to figure out what's different in their environment. Nothing induces "Aha!" like finding out they have a pre-release version of IMPORTANT_CRAP.DLL instead of the shipping version.

    std::disclaimer("I have no relationship to Identify Software or to Microsoft, other than as a satisified customer of Identify."};

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    John