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  1. Re:Not a one-way mission.... on Mice In Space · · Score: 1
    I'd be interested in the mechanics of the "mouse cages... designed for comfort and protection." I have a bunch of pet mice, and let me tell you, mice haven't evolved for cages.

    For example, for some reason, mice have evolved to Hide Water. Apparently if they find a puddle, their instinct is to cover it with leaves or something. For this reason, it's impossible to provide a mouse with a clean bowl of water, since they just throw all their bedding into it. Hence, water bottles.

    Some mice have learned how to apply the Hide Water instinct to water bottles as well. They will actually shove little bits of bedding into the nipple. This has one of two effects: the bottle ceases to deliver water, or the bottle promptly leaks all its water. Either way, sucks for the mouse.

    Maybe they'll use that gel-like stuff that hydrates feeder insects?

    --Rob

  2. Re:FYI on Forbes Sympathizes with Poor, Abused Fax.com · · Score: 1
    I've heard that as much as 50% of articles in daily newspapers are paid for by someone (e.g. Scientists Discover New Benefits of Carrots), and that as much as 80% of TV news is bought and paid for. So it wouldn't surprise me if fax.com paid for that article to be written and published.

    --Rob

  3. Re:Are you really surprised? on Star Trek: Enterprise in Danger of Being Cancelled · · Score: 1
    I don't know... every time we're about to get to the end of an episode, I feel like they should show the beginning of the next episode with the captain saying, "Oh boy..."

    --Rob

  4. Re:This is great news. on Exxon And Timex Release The Speedpass watch · · Score: 1
    Or we could just pay attention to our kids, and make our schools interesting enough that kids want to go, and get parents to stop ignoring their kids as soon as they can use the bathroom on their own....

    You mean that parents normally ignore their kids before they can use the bathroom on their own?

    That's a lot of smelly families.

    --Rob

  5. Re:not like we haven't seen this before on Photoshop Fails At Counterfeit Prevention · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Why would 99% of legitimate users ever need to scan a bill?

    I don't know whether to laugh or to cry. Why would 99% of legitimate users need to cut out a cat from one image, paste it into the Houston city skyline, add some UFO's, and then add the tagline, "I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords." ???

    And then add a guy throwing money at the cat?

    Don't presume to know why a user would want to user a particular feature.

    --Rob

  6. Self-defeating spam? on Filter-foiling Gibberish Becoming A Spam Staple · · Score: 1
    I wonder if spam will become self-defeating. Eventually the filters will become so good that the only things that can make it through are legitimate mail, and gibberish spam. But if the spam is so obfuscated, imagine the reaction of the typical rube who actually responds to spam: "Duh.... 'STILL NO LUCK ENRGAILNG IT?' What's enrgailng? Is that some kind of financing?"

    --Rob

  7. Re:Maybe for the end user . . . on Memo Confirms IBM Move To Linux Desktop? · · Score: 1
    But I quietly wait for the day when stupid managers are replaced by smatter managers

    All right, someone from Boston!

    --Rob

  8. Re:The promlem? Censorship! on Photoshop CS Adds Banknote Image Detection, Blocking? · · Score: 1
    I use gimp often when I don't want to wait/reboot for photoshop but every single time I do I find myself swearing and cursing at that clueless UI.

    Hear, hear! Every time I get the bug about using open source, I switch from Photoshop to GIMP... and then switch right back. Man, what an unintuitive interface.

    And yes, I'm complaining without contributing. But guess what: most people can't contribute! Either because they're doing something else, or because the internal documentation (something open source also sucks at) blows.

    --Rob

  9. Applicable section of U.S. Law on Photoshop CS Adds Banknote Image Detection, Blocking? · · Score: 1
    Is it illegal or something to scan and alter images of money?

    18.USC.504: Treasury Directive Number 15-56 FR 48539 (September 15,1993) 411.1 Color illustrations authorized.

    (a) Notwithstanding any provision of chapter 25 of Title 18 of the U.S. Code, authority is hereby given for the printing, publishing or importation, or the making or importation of the necessary plates or items for such printing or publication, of color illustrations of U.S. currency provided that:

    1. The illustration must be of a size less than three-fourths or more than one and one-half, in linear dimension, of each part of any matter so illustrated;

    2. The illustration must be one sided; and

    3. All negatives, plates, digitized storage medium, graphic files, magnetic medium, optical storage devices, and any other thing used in the making of the illustration that contain an image of the illustration or any part thereof shall be destroyed and or deleted or erased after their final use in accordance with this section.

    The law actually varies by country, and I guess to play it safe Adobe decided to forbid any kind of reproduction. I guess these days when a software manufacturer is held liable for enabling illegality.... :(

    --Rob

  10. Re:Cold Turkey on Best Way To Beat A Caffeine Addiction? · · Score: 1
    When my son was first born...

    How about when he was born the second time around?

    Sorry.

  11. No, Wal-Mart is NOT losing money. on Wal-Mart Music Download Service Launches · · Score: 1
    Wallmart is losing money and only doing this to turn their competitors under.

    Uh-uh. Their cash flow from operations is both positive, and has increased every year. If you don't understand that statement, then don't make statements like the above.

    --Rob

  12. Outsourcing! on Indian Robot Will Capture Space Debris · · Score: 1

    First they outsource software development to India, now they outsource space-debris cleanup...

  13. Oh, biggest *bonus* on Linux 2.6.0 Kernel Released · · Score: 1
    The biggest bonus I got from 2.6 was...

    Was I the only one who initially thought this read "The biggest boner I got from 2.6 was..."?

  14. Re:50 years from now... on SpaceShipOne Rockets To 68,000 Feet · · Score: 1
    Look, Orville and Wilbur didn't do much out on those sand dunes. All they did was make a crappy little airplane not capable of flying in anything but a near direct headwind. It's a piece of crap as far as airplanes go and any kid today can make a better one with some balsa wood and a rubberband.

    I'd like to see the kid who can build a "better one", capable of carrying one person, controlled, under the power of a single rubberband.

    Remember, flight had been known for centuries, it was just uncontrolled and unpowered. The Wright brothers (and others in that time frame!) were the ones to demonstrate powered, controlled flight.

    --Rob

  15. Re:There's something kinda Lovecraftian about this on Australian Pilot Stranded In Antarctica · · Score: 1
    No, this would be Lovecraftian:

    1. Checking the weather report to see what direction the frickin wind is blowing.
    2. Planning for multiple contigencies before bad things happen
    3. Going on mapquest to find out which gas staions are on your route
    4. Getting to Antarctica and finding Cthulhu has eaten the base
  16. Re:...An Answer on Dell To Techs: Don't Help Customers Remove Spyware · · Score: 1
    We are not even allowed to recommend AdAware or Spybot S&D to a customer...do these companies even talk to each other about anything?

    In Corporate America, companies make YOU talk to each other one!

    --Rob

  17. Affecting Microsoft in the wallet... on Israeli Ministry of Commerce Picks OO.org Over MS · · Score: 1
    From the article: This affects Apple in the Hebrew...

    Sorry.

  18. Re:DMCA Wall O' Shame on GameSpy Sends DMCA-Based C&D To Security Researcher · · Score: 1
    Is there a site out there like a "Wall of Shame" where we can go to see a list of fuckheads who have C&D'd people using the DMCA as a threat?

    The EFF has a site: Chilling Effects Clearinghouse

    --Rob

  19. Re:Tufte's website on The Visual Display of Quantitative Information · · Score: 1
    The story of how he had to publish his own books to get them looking exactly how he wanted...

    ...and apparently he needs to work on his web pages more to get them looking exactly how he wants. Some excerpts:

    my Ph.D. in Po itical Science

    Not to be immo est, but

    and forever knowledge, i.e. pri ciples about Information Design

    I wore a doctor's white coa , so I strolled all around

    One wonders what tool was used to have such a specific error -- missing letters.

    --Rob

  20. Good Spelling on Killing Cancer With a Virus · · Score: 1
    the virus itself is fairly effective...not associated with any pathogenesis...have antibodies it'll probably be a fairly asymptomatic infection (pardon my spelling)

    Only on Slashdot... you have to apologize for having good spelling. :(

    --Rob

  21. Rotate Right operation on Three More Solar Flares · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the article: Both sunspots are about to rotate off the right side of the Sun's face...

    ...where they will first fill the carry bit, then reappear on the most significant side, or left side, of the Sun's face...

  22. Cutting Loose... on Three More Solar Flares · · Score: 1
    From the article: The Sun cut loose with three severe flares in less than 24 hours...

    Someone get that thing some Pepto!

  23. Re:Relax, it's not so bad... on Swarthmore Students Keep Diebold Memos Online · · Score: 1
    It's not like this is going to favor Republicans just because the guy running Diebold is a Republican - with security this bad it's open season for everyone.

    So... it's just like voting, except that only the hackerz get to vote!

    --Rob

  24. #include "stdcomplaints.h" on Swarthmore Students Keep Diebold Memos Online · · Score: 1
    "I have become increasingly concerned about the apparent lack of concern over the practice of writing contracts to provide products and services which do not exist and then attempting to build these items on an unreasonable timetable with no written plan, little to no time for testing, and minimal resources. It also seems to be an accepted practice to exaggerate our progress and functionality to our customers and ourselves then make excuses at delivery time when these products and services do not meet expectations."

    "I feel that over the next year, if the current management team stays in place, the Global [Election Management System] working environment will continue to be a chaotic mess. Global management has and will be doing the best to keep their jobs at the expense of employees. Unrealistic goals will be placed on current employees, they will fail to achieve them. If Diebold wants to keep things the same for the time being, this will only compound an already dysfunctional company. Due to the lack of leadership, vision, and self-preserving nature of the current management, the future growth of this company will continue to stagnate until change comes."

    Except that these are sentiments expressed at every company.

    --Rob

  25. A scary precedent on U.S. Court: Lexmark Can Tie Rebates To Refills · · Score: 1
    "Because of its patents, Lexmark has the right to impose conditions on the sale of its patented product."

    That's pretty scary.

    "Oh, you're *Jewish*? Then you can't buy my patented product. You're *black*? Forget it."