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  1. Re:Is it possible? on Microsoft Set To Be Fined $2.4M a Day · · Score: 1

    .."NO place I have worked has adequate documented there systems..".

    I see you never worked for Bell Labs...

  2. Re:What would be cool... on RIAA Protests Digital Radio · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You don't need a digital radio, programs like StationRipper (http://www.ratajik.com/StationRipper) have been around for quite a while that let you save songs from streaming radio (like Shoutcast) as mp3's, including the correct tags.

  3. Re:A Real Challenge on Glowing Fish are First Genetically Engineered Pets · · Score: 1

    I've had about 5 fish, only one of them lived longer than a week..

    Did you try putting them in water after you got home from the petshop?

  4. BOOM! on Build Your Own Mortar · · Score: 1

    I bet that thing is pretty freakin loud!

  5. Re:What really is "cool" to a VIP? on Expensive Geek Toys Roundup · · Score: 1

    Get a Roomba Pro floorvac. I have a regular Roomba, not as expensive. Works great, too.

  6. Re:That Explains It. on Closest Asteroid Yet Flies Past Earth · · Score: 1

    You saw the one that hit a car in NY, right?
    Nasa Interesting pictures.

  7. Re:slashdotted (+1 Informative) on More on E-textiles: Electronic Smart Fabric · · Score: 1

    Mod parent's parent up.

  8. Re:too bad nobody was killed on Meteorite Strikes Indian Village · · Score: 1

    They said better, thats why they are moving everything....

    I call shenanigans. CEO's go for cheaper, never for better. And once they see the quality drop (which it will) and they get sick of working at night to be on India's time, our jobs will be back, just watch.

  9. Re:too bad nobody was killed on Meteorite Strikes Indian Village · · Score: 1

    Really says something about the American people if these guys can take all their jobs and perform them cheaper and better, huh?

    Who said better (asides from you)?

  10. Re:Region 0? on The Borg MegaCube · · Score: 1

    450 pounds for a Borg boxed set? Out of my price range, I'll have to wait for the Romulan boxed set wich I expect will be a lot less.

  11. Re:maybe they'll on Massachusetts Adopts Open Standards Strategy · · Score: 1

    Why noy try toolbooths for us NH folks comming in to work .. Oh wait...

  12. Re:mirror on Red Herring Comes Back · · Score: 5, Funny

    Personally, I cannot think of a better way to welcome a site back other than slashdotting it on its opening day. Welcome back, Red Herring!!

    p.s. Hope your server stops smoking soon!

  13. Re:The Story on Telstar 4 is Down · · Score: 1

    The (bankrupt) Loral.

  14. The Story on Telstar 4 is Down · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Telstar 401 out of serviceJanuary 17, 1997: 1:01 p.m. ET Satellite's failure could cost AT&T several hundred million dollars NEW YORK (CNNfn) -- AT&T said on Friday that it has been unsuccessful in its attempts to re-establish contact with Telstar 401 and has declared the satellite permanently out of service. The satellite's telemetry and communications abruptly stopped early Saturday morning, the company said. The satellite, which began malfunctioning last weekend, was used to transmit network TV programs. The problem has been invisible to TV viewers because AT&T said it immediately restored service for customers whose contracts called for transfer of their transponder service to Telstar 402R, and restored other services as well. In addition to traffic from ABC and other networks, the satellite carried signals from syndicators, resellers and educational networks. An AT&T spokesman said this is the first time AT&T has ever seen a satellite broadcast successfully and then fail completely. On September 25, 1996, AT&T agreed to sell AT&T Skynet Satellite Services to Loral Space & Communications. Skynet consisted of three satellites, one of them more than ten years old. The loss of Telstar 401 significantly reduces the value of Skynet and could cost AT&T several hundred million dollars. Telstar was launched in late 1993 and started serving customers early in 1994. It is highly unusual for a satellite to fail so quickly. The satellite was manufactured by Lockheed Martin. Find this article at: http://money.cnn.com/1997/01/17/technology/att

  15. Re:Denial of Money attack? on Russ Cooper's Internet Penalties Plan · · Score: 1

    Man, I'd mod you up if I had points tonight.

  16. Re:I'm Proud Too on Justice Department Proud of Patriot Act Slippery Slope · · Score: 1

    Whoever modded this troll should be kicked in the teeth with a steel toed boot. Idiot moderators.

  17. Re:Handbook of Model Rocketry on 2.4GHz Wireless Video from Model Rocket · · Score: 1

    The idiot moderator that modded this offtopic should have his teath kicked in with a steel boot. Stine's book is the gospel on the subject for Newb's (and oldtimers) in rocketry.

  18. Heartless Bastards on RIAA Sues 12-Year Old Girl · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sueing 12 year old girl? They should be ashamed of themselves.

  19. Re:Seabrook is up. Plenty of Loads for us. on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 1

    I live at Hampton Beach, enjoying the A/C tonight, thanks Seabrook.

  20. Best way to eliminate spammers on Michigan's Proposed Spam Law Called Toughest In U.S. · · Score: 1

    is to simply round them up and summarly execute them by beheading on tv, preferably pay per view.

    That would get the message across.

  21. Re:Why waste $3.00.. on Melamine Ceiling Tiles and the Quiet PC · · Score: 1

    Yeah but what about the fan(s)?

    Well, once the guy in the article covered the "unused fan openings" (aka air-inlets ) the article was wide open for ridicule.. Fans exist to displace hot air in a pc with cool air from the outside, if you block the inlets for the entry of the cool air, the fans will only circulate the air inside the pc, which will continue to get hotter as the components give off heat.

  22. Why waste $3.00.. on Melamine Ceiling Tiles and the Quiet PC · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you can get a can of Expanding Foam for $2.79 at Home Depot. Just stick the nozzle into the fan grille opening and fill 'er up till foam comes out the floppy drive slot and all 8 corners. It will get real quiet and work much better than the tiles.

  23. Re:Reassignment of terms. on Ink More Expensive Than Champagne · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Evian" spelled backwards is "Naive" .. the French knew all along

  24. Re:Another example of U.S. "justice" system on $180 Million for Piracy Conspiracy · · Score: 2, Funny
    "..it is yet again proven that whoever pays more for their lawyer wins:..

    Well, maybe he should have used the Chewbacca Defense...

    In the "Chef Aid" episode, Chef is accused of trying to steal the song "Stinky Britches," which he really wrote many years ago. The record company takes Chef to court, and they hire Johnny Cochran to prosecute Chef. The whole town is wondering if he will use his famous "Chewbacca Defense," which he used during the O.J. Simpson trial. Here's a transcript:

    Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram of Chewie) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! (jury looks shocked)

    Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

    But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? (calmly) Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

    Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

    And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

    If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

    Later in that same episode, Cochran has a change of heart and defends Chef when Chef sues the record company. Again, he uses the Chewbacca Defense, although with some minor changes:

    Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decided whether to reverse the decision for my client Chef. I know he seems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen... (pulling down a diagram of Chewbacca) This is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one moment -- that does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why: I don't know.

    It does not make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit!

    (pulling a monkey out of his pocket) Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey! (one of the juror's heads explodes)

    Eventually, Chef wins the case and all is well.

  25. Slashdotted!! on National Do Not Call List Opens for Registrations · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I always wondered what would happen when a .gov site got slashdotted. (I was in the middle or registration at the time, too.)