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  1. Re:You and your mom should trade in those Yugos on Keyless Entries Fail In Las Vegas On Friday · · Score: 1

    Actually, Fords come worse than just the ignition. The starter motor is coded too. So if you take a starter from car A and stick it in car B (assuming they use the same starter) Car B will refuse to start because the starter is "stolen"

    Or so I've heard. Mazda, being 1/3 blue oval makes me very scared to have to swap out parts (I drive a recent mazda)

    -Grump

  2. Re:You and your mom should trade in those Yugos on Keyless Entries Fail In Las Vegas On Friday · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sounds like a programmed key.

    Many cars manufacutred in the past few years feature keys with chips in them. When the key is inserted in the ignition, a computer reads the key for the right code. If the code is wrong, the engine will start for one time, give you a warning light that something is wrong with the key code. This warning light is an indication that you should drive to the nearest dealership and have them fix the key code issue.

    If you stop the engine, then the computer won't let the car start up again.

    This feature is supposed to make cars less prone to theft. However, It also means that a replacement key has to come from the stealership with a price tag of 80 bucks.

    -Grump

  3. Its a good thing! on Kodak Lagging in Digital World · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Kodak not doing so hot in the digital camera business?
    GREAT!
    I hope they will discontinue their digital cameras soon so I can find a digital for cheap!

    -Grump

  4. Re:Women only? on Jet-powered Nausicaa Glider Project · · Score: 1

    RTFF?
    Read The F***ing Film?

    I don't know about you, but web pages manuals are read.

    films are watched.

    WTFF!!!

    -Grump

  5. Re:Oh, come on! on Crack the Pepsi iTunes Promo Code · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yea, yet another reason to get a job working for the school cafetria...
    so you can sit in the back tipping bottles while getting paid for it.

    -grump

  6. Re:"Your number" isn't yours... on Ebay Suspends Phone Number Sales · · Score: 1

    However, your buddy can sign up for a cell phone, and you just take it and pay him back for the fees at the end of the month. In all praticality, it has become YOUR number.

    -Grump

  7. Re:Uses on WiFi Free-For-All · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yes, very entertaining to read slashdot at its most liberal level -1. I'm moving from liberal to conservative though, so pardon me if I sound like a troll and I'm reading at +3.

    -Grump

  8. My roomate causes the same problem for me... on Computers/Keyboards + Dorm Room = No Zzzzzz? · · Score: 1, Funny

    My very simple solution is have your roomate "kill himself". As a bonus, you can stop studying and get straight As for the quarter/semester.

    oh wait...it was a movie?
    -Grump

  9. Better late than never... on Microsoft Sits on Security Flaw for Six Months · · Score: 1, Funny

    subject says all.

    -Grump

  10. Nissan today announces... on Preempting Hailstone Formation To Protect Cars · · Score: 4, Funny

    Their new hail protection system has saved them millions of dollars in damage to cars.

    However, they system's "sonic boom" has broken millions of dollars in windows.

    -Grump

  11. Satellite TV.... on Samsung Puts Satellite TV in Cell Phones · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does this have any relation to satellite phone?
    Sure you can get service when your in the middle of nowhere...but inside a building, you can't get service because of a roof over you.

    -Grump

  12. Re:Why today... on SCO Offline · · Score: 1

    Sco?
    Provo, UT?
    Nah, it can't be that mormons watch the superbowl too!?!?
    -Grump

  13. Re:CIPA (Childrens Internet Protection Act) on Chinese Internet Censorship Proves Difficult · · Score: 1

    I think his wallet is suffereing from the "Fat wallet" effect.

    Here, make a donation to me.

    -Grump

  14. Re:They got greedy... on Chinese Internet Censorship Proves Difficult · · Score: 1

    nah, those are the jap girls...
    Ever since WW2 and the Rape of Nanking, those japs can do pratically anything!

    Bombarding them with radioactive isotopes doesn't help them much either...

  15. Re:Interesting on Comcast Targets Internet "Abusers" · · Score: 1

    It used to be advertised as "unlimited"
    They have only recenetly bgan playing with the wordings and making it more convoluted with "always on".

    To the average consumer tho, something being "always on" means I can use it anytime. And because I use it any time, I'll leave my aim, game demo downloads, kazaa, etc on all the time.

    Its really a system that tells the user one thing, then they blame the user for what they understood to be "Acceptable use" in the first place.
    -grump

  16. Re:It doesn't boot windows faster! on Boot Windows Faster, Using Linux · · Score: 1

    In other news, Intervideo announces that they will start selling 30,000 rpm hdd to be bundled with their InstantOn software.

    -Grump

  17. Re:Absolutely they did the right thing on Stores Use Discount Cards To Notify Of Recall · · Score: 1

    I mean, there are various factors to why my shopping habbits consist mostly of chips, soda, cheese, bread, etc.

    I with my parents at home. Mom and dad buy mostly what I need. Heak, everything. I just get chips and sandwich goodies when I want something they don't normally pick up, or when I cook comething obscure that requires something they don't normally get.

  18. Re:Absolutely they did the right thing on Stores Use Discount Cards To Notify Of Recall · · Score: 1

    I feel its a tracking tool.

    My dad keeps saying, in a few years they are going to send you targeted advertisements based on your buying habbits.

    And soon! they will sell this information to the insurance company and reveal my shopping list.
    This person mostly buys:
    Chips, butter, bread cheese and deli meats. Risk of heart disease: HIGH. Please note this and consider raising premum... oh great.

    -grump

  19. Re:a candle? that's not correct! on The Amazing Properties of Aerogel · · Score: 1

    stuff that doesn't conduct heat?
    those are called insulators.
    and 2. they don't exist. everything conducts heat.

    -grump

  20. Re:For $5 million bucks... on Saturn V Fallen on Hard Times · · Score: 1

    I may be 20, but Disneyland sounds a whole lot more appealing....
    Its just a matter of dollars and cents.

    -Grump

  21. Re:IDE will never die... on Serial ATA CD-Rom Drives? · · Score: 1

    They're scsi you fool!

  22. Re:Just a joke. on Caffeine vs Type II Diabetes · · Score: 1

    Nature has many more gifts than just coffee.
    We have marijuana, opium, cocaine, morphine...
    for a more complete list:
    http://www.criminaldefencelondon.co.uk/Drug _List.h tml

    -grump

  23. Re:American Hockey Juniors Beat Canada on Transmeta's New Smaller, Faster Chips Announced · · Score: -1, Troll

    we also have the drunk (canadian) french to laugh at too.

  24. Re:Apex... on The Hidden Costs of Bargain Electronics · · Score: 1

    i back you up.
    I bought a norcent dvd player for 30 off amazon (they charged me 10 shipping tho)
    I use it to play non-region 1 dvds (there is a region menu, i just set it to 0 and it plays everything)

    -grump

  25. Windows & Belkin on Secure Programmer: Keep an Eye on Inputs · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Doesn't windows throw random crap around?
    This unpredictable event seems to screw with programs when the ram is low.

    Also, those microsoft security holes we have seen in the past year of 2003 are no confidence to M$ security.

    Lastly, Belkin routers are no good for security. AFter all, they hijack your http requests and direct you to somewhere you didnt want to go!

    Grump.