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  1. Hardcore Linux user? on Dealing with the Unix Copy and Paste Paradigm? · · Score: 1

    Middle mouse button? BAH!

    Any hardcore Linux user knows you use "yy" and "p" to copy and paste!

    My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!

  2. Re:Now that they have shields, on NASA Studying Energy Shields for Spacecraft · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only thing astronauts need is a female [Borg, Vulcan, starship captain, councilor] to make that trip to Mars!

    I forgot to add "in a tight spandex uniform".

  3. Now that they have shields, on NASA Studying Energy Shields for Spacecraft · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The only thing astronauts need is a female [Borg, Vulcan, starship captain, councilor] to make that trip to Mars!

  4. Re:Boxen on First IA64 Windows Virus Released · · Score: 1

    Good. Now write it 500 times by sunrise, or I'll cut your balls off.

  5. Don't you mean...? on Cisco Reveals Its $500 Million Router · · Score: 1

    from the like-the-$6-million-man dept.

    More like-the-$6-million-MAN

  6. Re:What about the children? on Comcast Thinks About Stopping Zombies · · Score: 1

    If it's a child of init, wait for the "wait()"
    Otherwise, kill -9 the parent process.

  7. Water powered rockets on First-Ever Private Spaceport Nears Final Approval · · Score: 2, Funny

    The reason for that is that water makes a plentiful rocket fuel.

    I already have a water powered rocket.

  8. Re:Ants on Things You Can Do With A Giant Fresnel Lens · · Score: 1

    More importantly, our giant, alian, ant overlords don't stand a chance!

    (but in case it's a cloudy day, I for one still welcome our giant ant overlords.)

  9. Best BOFH answer. on Worst Explanation From Tech Support? · · Score: 1

    Sunspots.

  10. Re:Lost Wages on Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas Details Revealed · · Score: 1

    Be sure to wear your "lubber" before picking up that prostitute!

  11. Re:Not better than Diesel on Hybrid Cars Don't Live Up to Mileage Claims · · Score: 1

    I did the same in my 84 rabbit. The way I got around not having a block heater in the Winter when I was in college was to put 1 gallon of gasoline in the tank and fill the tank the rest of the way with diesel. The owners manual actually recommended mixing kerosine with the diesel in the winter if only diesel#2 was available.

    Never had starting issues, but the car would smoke like hell for the first 5 minutes when the temp was 20 degrees F or below.

    That engine had its original seals until around 240000 miles and my dad continued to drive the car until 320000 miles. At which point he donated it to charity.

  12. Re:Better than nothing on Hybrid Cars Don't Live Up to Mileage Claims · · Score: 1

    Got the same from my 84 diesel Rabbit. 1984 was the last year that VW built them in Pennsylvania.

  13. Mayday! Mayday! on Build Your Own Jet Engine · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Both websites appear to have "flamed out".

  14. Tell me about it. on CDs May be Less Immortal than We Thought · · Score: 1

    I just unwrapped a 10 pack of CD-RWs I purchased 2 years ago. The failure rate is about 50%. I keep getting Track Following Errors or Bad Block errors. Tried burning with a Yamaha 3200s and my Thinkpad CDRW. Errors are given both under 2000 and different Linux distros.

    Nice to see the price I paid for these went towards QA.

  15. Re:Oblig. Deadmilkmen quote... BITCHIN CAMARO!! on A Camaro That Leaves A Wake · · Score: 1

    OMG!!! I havn't heard that song in almost 12 years! That was about the funniest thing I've read in a while.

  16. Bad Idea on Pheromonal Mind Control Mellows Moody Mutts · · Score: 1

    You spray it on elementary school kids when the weather is nice, or when a substitute teacher is due. And on jail inmates.

    Do we REALLY need to spray Pheromones on jail inmates??? I've heard what happens in prison.

  17. Re:Mr Fusion! on U.S. Dept. of Energy Takes A New Look At Cold Fusion · · Score: 1

    Save up for the Mr. Fusion. Cold fusion will become a reality LONG before the Cubs win the World Series.

  18. A question is raised. (OT) on Satellites Show That Earth Has a Fever · · Score: 2, Funny

    "A recent study from NASA says that satellites are acting as thermometers in space.

    Q) Do you know how to tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

    A) By the taste.

  19. Plot Overview on Berman Confirms Star Trek Prequel Film Project · · Score: 2, Funny

    Several hundred years in the future, geeks will successfully use time travel to travel back in time and kill Rick Berman before he has a chance to destroy the Star Trek canon.

    Somewhere in the story, the governer of California is going to be involved too. (You vill be Ahhhhsimulaht, Ahhsimu...Ahhsim. Vot the hell, you vill be TEHHHHMANATED!)

  20. Ob. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog quote. on New Darth Vader Costume Revealed in upcoming DVDs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Said in regards to a guy in a Darth Vader Costume. "And which button do you press when you want your parents to come pick you up?"

  21. In other news... on India Starts All-Electronic National Elections · · Score: 5, Funny

    India has just announced that they will be outsourcing all government officials and associated elections to the United States.

    An unamed individual was quoted saying, "This is a very positive move for India. The savings will be good for our country because the US has the most skilled politicians that can be bought for the lowest price."

    Back to you Kent.

  22. Royal rumble? on Ask the Robotic Psychiatrist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who would win in the Battlebots arena,
    R2D2 or TWIKI from Buck Rogers?

  23. Re:Which was first? on Mars Rock Supports Cross-Seeding Theory · · Score: 1

    Do you think that our chimpanzee-esque forebearers preserved the history orally all of that time?

    No, the Monolith did that for them.

  24. Prior Art on Researchers Develop 3-D Search Engine · · Score: 1

    I believe it's called "Where's Waldo?"

  25. Be afraid... on USB Going Wireless · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...be very afraid of the ensuing slew of pop up adds for WUSB X10 cameras.