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  1. Beer Lake? on Intel Launches New Chipset · · Score: 3, Funny

    *hic* Best name evar!

    ..oh, wait.

  2. I hope not... on Are Mobile Phones Wiping Out Bees? · · Score: 1

    I hope not.. I love bees! ;-)

  3. Re:Here's an idea on PS3 Lines Already Forming In America · · Score: 1

    Because they need retailers on their side. Retailers want people to come to the store, buy a PS3, buy some games, and return to the same store later to buy more games.

  4. Who will be first to register... on .mobi Websites Now Available to Register · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...dick.mobi?

    From Hell's heart, I stab at thee, for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

    (Yes, the other obvious use of dick.mobi also crossed my mind. Unfortunately.)

  5. Next-generation Al Gore? on George the Next Generation AI? · · Score: 1

    Are you saying George W. Bush is the next-generation Al Gore? Wow, this one's deep, give me a minute...

    Ah. Man, I should really choose a different default font.

  6. Re:Time Travel on Experts Fear Future Will be Like Sci-Fi Movies · · Score: 1
    is also a prevalent theme in science fiction, but that doesn't mean we'll be doing it in the foreseeable future.

    Of course not, it was.. err, will be outlawed in 2025.

    (of course, Slashdotters complained that when time-travel is outlawed, only outlaws will time-travel)

  7. Geologist ANGRY.... on Geologists Angry About New 'Pluton' Definition · · Score: 1

    ...Geologist SMASH!

  8. Re:A couple weeks later... on The Public's First Look at Wii · · Score: 1
    ...feeling silly in some key markets...
    That is quite probably the best use of marketing lingo I have ever seen. I tip my hat to you, sir! ;-)
  9. Re:This is good news on MySQL to Adopt Solid Storage Engine · · Score: 2, Funny
    I don't think that is not an option
    You shouldn't not use double negatives, you might not say something that you don't mean.
  10. Re:How is this different? on Nintendo President Vows Cheap Games · · Score: 1

    Maybe, but Nintendo has a far bigger library of games that people still want to play. What is Microsoft's Mario, Zelda or Metroid?

  11. Re:What this means on How OS X Executes Applications · · Score: 5, Funny
    Expect an increase of the number of Mac virii

    And wormii! Don't forget wormii.

  12. Re:But at the same time... on Why Terror Financing is So Tough to Track Down · · Score: 1
    I think they should just pick a new name.
    Nah, they just need to tweak their current name a bit. How does Pagan Pseudoscience sound? It's even alliterative.. kinda. :-)
  13. (with apologies to Stephen King) on MOD Summit at 1UP.com · · Score: 1
    There's no denying their influence on future game development

    The whole bit goes:

    Even if you don't appreciate mods, there's no denying their contribution to future game development. True American icons!

    (sorry sorry sorry... the blurb just put this into my head and I couldn't resist posting..)

  14. Re:Bah. on Indestructible Super Mug To Save Humanity · · Score: 1

    Yeah, contests should promote creative abuses of the rules, like the venerable IOCCC.

    Completely off-topic, just to satisfy my curiosity: what were some of the other entries in that egg contest? I've been looking at the rules, and about the only thing I can think of would be a parachute... what other ways are there to get an egg slowly from 15 feet up to the ground?

  15. Shouldn't that be... on Games Industry Off Its Game · · Score: 1
    The new-generation consoles look best when plugged into high-definition TV sets
    Shouldn't that be "The new-generation consoles look best when shut off"? Or is that quantum consoles?
  16. Re:Experiences on Going Dynamic with PHP · · Score: 1
    technically, there is nothing Python can do that Whitespace can't. That doesn't mean you have to use Whitespace..

    trueineverusewhitespaceanditneverdidmeanyharm

    (yes, I know about the programming language Whitespace. And, for good measure, let's throw in Brainfuck and its Pratchettesque dialect Oook)

  17. Pah! on Faster Feeds Using FeedTree Peer-To-Peer · · Score: 1

    Distributed peer-to-peer web 2.0 rss news updates? You young whippersnappers and your fancy-schmancy names!

    In my day we simply called it gossip!

  18. Re:Do google pay for bandwidth? on Verizon Threatens Google's 'Free Lunch' · · Score: 1

    Of course I agree with Google on this one, but I'm fairly sure that if Google did that, most people would just do without Google and find another search engine/mail account/etc. Us nerds may love Google to death, but to most people it's just a handy search thingie, just like Yahoo and MSN Search.

  19. Re:Translation on Torvalds Explains Dislike For GPLv3 · · Score: 1
    GPL3 goes way too far. So if they want to marginalize themselves...go right ahead.
    Marginalize themselves? Why? GPLv2 is still available for those who want it, but others might decide the GPLv3 is for them. Of course, perhaps few projects will adopt GPLv3 because of cross-licensing issues, but that's another story..
  20. Re:Digital Rapacity Management on Torvalds Explains Dislike For GPLv3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and RMS and company worship a vengeful god, who will rain fiery death on the evil proprietary DRMed software.

    :-p

  21. Re:10th planet on Slashback: OSS, Lawsuits, History · · Score: 1

    That's an easy one - she's a warrior princess, isn't she?

  22. Re:that, but also. on Einstein Has Left the Building · · Score: 1
    He's got a catchy tagline (E=MC2).

    That's interesting, isn't it? Because E=MC^2 isn't catchy at all, when you think about it. It's a frickin' maths formula! How many people can quote Pythagoras? Or Newton's laws of motion? Far less, that's for sure.

    The truth is, it only seems catchy now because everyone knows it. And everyone knows it because of Einstein's popularity, not the other way around.

  23. How will it be paid..? on Spammer Sued Under EU Law · · Score: 3, Funny

    £300 worth of all-natural herbal Viagra?

  24. Re:I already knew that! See... on Women Now Outnumber Men Online · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, I come from a proud line of .JPGs you insensitive clod! I resent your insinuations regarding the virtues of the women in my family!

    Our family name dates all the way back to 17th century Dutch merchants. Originally we were called "Punt-Jan-Pieters' Grootvaeder" ("Dot-Jan-Pieters' Grandfather", in a mysterious reversal of the normal practice of naming people "so-and-so's son or daughter")). It later got shortened to .JPG by a lazy government administrator.

    Sincerely,

    Hendrik Olivier Thomas .JPG

  25. Stress is a big factor on Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Unrelated to Typing? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find that, for me at least, stress is the biggest factor. Whenever things aren't going well at work, I get wrist pains. But I've done hobby coding for years at home without any problems.