User: dougdonovan

Re: How was this not already common knowledge?

On: Former FBI Director Admitted He Was the Source Of At Least One Leak To the Press (theoutline.com)

can you say duh.

Re: we'll pay for prison

On: At $75,560, Housing a Prisoner in California Now Costs More Than a Year at Harvard (latimes.com)

maybe they should just go to harvard and bypass prison.

Re: That's difficult to do

On: Price-gouging Maker of EpiPen Literally Said That Critics Can Go Fuck Themselves (gizmodo.com)

whoz your daddy.

Re: wrong problem

On: Ethiopia Turns Off Internet Nationwide as Students Sit Exams (theguardian.com)

gosh. my internet is still on...

Re: ESPN?

On: Bill Simmons Says ESPN Blew It By Not Embracing Tech (cnbc.com)

$...any ?'s.

Re: Illegal treaty.

On: Elon Musk Joins CEOs Calling For US To Stay in Paris Climate Deal (bloomberg.com)

why does elon care ?

Re: the parents' rights expire when she does

On: Parents Have No Right To Dead Child's Facebook Account, German Court Rules (reuters.com)

wake up mom and dad...duh.

Re: Pulling out

On: Trump Is Pulling US Out of Paris Climate Deal: Sources (axios.com)

a little common sence goes a long way mr president.

Re: a power supply failure??

On: IT Crash Causes British Airways To Cancel All Flights (cnbc.com)

outsourced to india...the majority of "them" live here in the U.S selling tech positions. more excedrin pm / crown please.

Re: Wouldn't it be justice if...

On: Engineer At Boeing Admits Trying To Sell Space Secrets To Russians (arstechnica.com)

hey, the mans gotta eat.

Re: So is life

On: 'Coding Is Not Fun, It's Technically and Ethically Complex' (qz.com)

so says bill gates @$90B++ worth.

Re: Let's watch the creationists squirm

On: Chemists May Be Zeroing In On Chemical Reactions That Sparked the First Life (sciencemag.org)

the first life on the planet. that would be my first wife.

Re: surveylance paranoia

On: Delta Airlines Tests Facial Recognition To Speed Up Baggage Check-In (cnn.com)

im glad i invested in my pilots license. charter a 172, no drama.

Re: Good.

On: Robots Could Wipe Out Another 6 Million Retail Jobs (cnn.com)

what do you mean "could".

Re: Don't think Uber will be alone with this

On: Uber Starts Charging What It Thinks You're Willing To Pay (bloomberg.com)

are you mental, stoned, drunk or sober.

Re: HA! SHIP IS SINKING!

On: IBM is Telling Remote Workers To Get Back in the Office Or Leave (wsj.com)

the ship has been sinking for 7 years.

Re: Bubble

On: The Tech Sector Is Leaving the Rest of the US Economy In Its Dust (theverge.com)

someone with a half of a brain.

Re: Excluding the unfortunate exceptions

On: 'Don't Tell People To Turn Off Windows Update, Just Don't' (troyhunt.com)

i just love the computer intelligence level of the global general public. i know they change oil every 3k in their vehicles but to maintain a computer. seriously. not gonna happen. computers are supposed to be self sufficient.

Re: No

On: Slashdot Asks: In the Wake Of Ransomware Attacks, Should Tech Companies Change Policies To Support Older OSs Indefinitely?

maybe chevy, ford & dodge will do the same...NOT...

Re: Better ROI *and* plausible deniability!

On: Did The UK Police Hire Foreigners To Hack Hundreds of Activists? (bbc.co.uk)

i doubt any law enforcement agency globally has the intelligence to know how to hire a legit hacker.

Re: Hackers Paradise

On: China Is On Track To Fully Phase Out Cash (vice.com)

who really carries cash anymore...

Re: Sounds Smart

On: NASA Won't Fly Astronauts On First Orion-SLS Test Flight Around the Moon (space.com)

this is why they use monkeys.

Re: Biased

On: The Woman Who Saved Manhattan From a Freeway Running Through It (bbc.com)

she probably called trump.

Re: Ok, who has the time machine?

On: Blocked From US Tech Investing, China Goes To Israel Instead (cnet.com)

can u say "hire americans".

Re: This should be fun.

On: Ask Slashdot: What Is the 'Special Appeal' of Apple Products?

the special appeal. they are not from microsoft.