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Database of All UK Children Launched

An anonymous reader writes "'A controversial database which holds the details of every child in England has now become available for childcare professionals to access. The government says it will enable more co-ordinated services for children and ensure none slips through the net. 390,000 people will have access to the database, but will have gone through stringent security training.'"

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  1. 390,000? Yeah, right by CantGetAUserName · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Knowing our government, child professionals, council binmen, accounts clerks, councillors, dog catchers and that nasty lady on the front desk who's job is purely to be unhelpful.

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    1. Re:390,000? Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      and that nasty lady on the front desk who's job is purely to be unhelpful

      Computer says noooooo...

    2. Re:390,000? Yeah, right by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Come on you know our government is great with security. They have never ever lost a latop containing personal details of people, and look at how quiet they kept their expenses.. With security like that what can possibly go wrong..

    3. Re:390,000? Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah but it's not like the db will a hot or not rating.

    4. Re:390,000? Yeah, right by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      That's what the "has been good" number is for.

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    5. Re:390,000? Yeah, right by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More than 51,000 children deemed vulnerable will have their identities and information shielded

      Kinda defeats the purpose.. :/

    6. Re:390,000? Yeah, right by moonbender · · Score: 2, Funny

      *cough*

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    7. Re:390,000? Yeah, right by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      good or bad, the worst thing a data breach of a major database hasd caused is a small percentage of identity theft and a whole lot of spam...

      What can crooks really do with information about your kids, honestly? Names, addresses, data on the parents, this information is tailored for child services folks. There's not much in it that's useful!

      You can't open an account in a childs name except a savings account. What are they going to do, deposit money in your kids name? Even if they did manage to steal this database, and then do something to a kid's credit file with it, all you have to do is show up in person to a bank with your child, or send a fax to a credit bureau, and all references to any activity are removed and any banks that allowed those accounts to be opened get a nasty fine.

      The sickos that might want access to this data don't need it. They all either pray in their backyards, or online, and data from some repository isn't going to help them figure out if the kid they're talking to in a chat room is on the list or not from a username.

      This data is WORTHLESS to theives except for the fear factor that stealing it causes in the sheep.

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    8. Re:390,000? Yeah, right by vlm · · Score: 1

      You can't open an account in a childs name except a savings account.

      Every year you can open accounts using another 1/18th of them. So, that is what, a mere 21000 accounts per year? How much money laundering can you possibly want to do, anyway?

      Furthermore, steal dear old grannies ID number, and I'm sad to say you can only use it for fraudulent purposes for a couple decades at most, until she dies and her number shows up on the UK equivalent of the SSDI (assuming they've even got something like that). But steal a kids ID number, and you can haunt them literally for the better part of a century.

      all you have to do is show up in person to a bank with your child

      For way more fun, show up at the Dr office with some random kid whom vaguely fits the description... Dr I hurtz my back playing tiddly winks, can you prescribe me a giant bottle of your finest painkillers? K thx bye.

      Or, show up at any welfare office or whatever is the local equivalent asking for handouts with a similar looking kid.

      Or, if you really need medical treatment for "insert delicate/embarrassing medical condition here" just pick any kid in the database whom matches kind of close. Works great for drug addiction, teen pregnancies/abortions, what they used to call "social diseases", mental conditions...

      This data is WORTHLESS to theives

      How about blackmail? Ranging from the obvious "I know what naughty-ness they secretly investigated you for, and I could forget it for a fee" all the way to the very creepy, "I know where your 14 year old daughter lives, where she goes to school, all her extracurricular activity schedules, and here's my paypal address" to the even creepier trick of doing that but providing your enemies/competitors/victims paypal address instead of your own...

      First rule of security is just because you are not creative enough to make money, doesn't mean no one in the entire world is creative enough to make money.

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    9. Re:390,000? Yeah, right by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      I'll tel ya waht, on point 1: money laundering: It's a youth account, max number of withdrawls per month is like 1 or 2, and any large amounts passing through there are certainly going to be investigated. 2: you need to show up in person to create one, and you're going to need more than some data and some kid who may or may not resemble a description, you're need a birth certificate and SS card (here in the US anyway). 3: God PLEASE, let someone put large sums of laundered money in an account in my kid's name. I have 2 small kids, and i check their credit reports anually (at least!). If I found an account, I'D EMPTY IT, then call the police for follow up.

      On point 2: 1 seeing a doctor isn't free. Even if you have my kid's personal info, you don;t have MY insurance card, and you'd have to pay the doctor, plus pay for the perscription. My local doctor knows me and the wife on sight, some other doctor is not going to hame my cards on file and will need you to provide such, wich you can't get from this database... Feel free to try to cheat the doctor that way. Good luck. besides, no doctor is going to issue a scrip just because you say so (well, at least not the ones you need to hack a database to get them to do that for you). Also, any good doc that sees a kid injured bad enough to need such a prescription likely is required by law to report it. Some random kid, left away from you for 20 minutes while you argue with the doc and security is likely going to spill the beans to another doc and get uo arrested. This is one of the more risky, and complicated, scams I've ever hear presented, and it saves you nothing since you can't access my money or insurance to pull of this scam...

      3: If you knew anyone who ever has been convicted of child related issues, then you;d know this: That data is NOT a secret. It;s PROVIDED to the schools, local authorities, even some churches have access to child services data. This is NOT a secret people will pay to keep silent. Any parent who has some truly dreadful issues like sexual abuse of their own kids 1) doesn't have kids anymore and 2) is already listed in other publically available databases, so again, no blackmail opportunity. Also, several of these people are violent, raging lunatics, and would likely sooner try to have you killed than pay you. 99% of them are also dirt poor, so again, value for the effort vs risks? very poor investment of time and money...

      This is not some small time shop writing a little database, this is THE government, not some local office, a government who has managed to keep state secrets for decades without leaks, a government who has hundreds of terabytes of data few have ever seen, a government who is VERY used to people trying to hack it.

      Have you ever seen the Social Security database hacked? The IRS? The military ID central database? The DOD? Penetrations, yes, many years ago people did manage to get into those systems, but stealing large amounts of data? Even if you could get in, gain access to a database, pull a query, and start downloading, how far do you think you'll get? The firewall is going to cut your connection after a few dozen MB on the same stream anyway, and send up an audit alert... you can't DL the entire database, not even a part of it. Hacking the workstations? Good luck, they go through citrix anyway so they're not even accessing the data through their own browser. Internal users? It's hard to install a virus on a system that doesn't have web access, runs through multiple e-mail filters, and only accesses virus scanned file shares, and is so locked down by group policy you can't even adjust the screen saver settings...

      It's not perfect, but again, THIS DATA ALREADY EXISTS IN MULTIPLE LESS SECURE PLACES, consolodating it is FAR more secure than leaving it to it's own. Most child services offices are grossly underfunded, and commonly have their local data in a single user access database of simple SQl engine running on an XP workstation with a tape drive... Taking this data from them is somehting we SHOULD be doing!

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    10. Re:390,000? Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What can crooks really do with information about your kids, honestly?

      Kidnap your kids and fuck all their holes.

    11. Re:390,000? Yeah, right by joocemann · · Score: 1

      And of 390,000 people, at least 389,500 of them can be corrupted to release information.

    12. Re:390,000? Yeah, right by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Those 390,000 people, some of them are already perverts looking for kids. And ALL of them ALREADY HAVE ACCESS TO THIS DATA, or at least, their LOCAL data, which is all they care about...

      This is not a NEW dataset, it's only an EXISTING dataset CONSOLODATED behind BETTER auditing tools and more scrutinized secuirty.

      leaving this data in small databases in easily hacked locations exposes it to people OUTSIDE the 390,000... at least we can limit it to a subset of perverts, and kjnow which ones accessed which records.

      Also, do you think we'll just let tham search without cause, at random? NO you paranoid moron, they have to have data to FORM a query first... They need to match a name and number to GET at the data, it's not a fucking open searchable front end...

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    13. Re:390,000? Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you trust the 390,000 in the first place? Because they work for the government you think they will never abuse the information??

  2. Pedobear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jackpot!

    (just a matter of when)

    1. Re:Pedobear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      mysql -u pedobear -p password -P 3306

      > SELECT * FROM underage_children ORDERBY date_of_birth DESC;

    2. Re:Pedobear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol status: lol'd

    3. Re:Pedobear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      mysql -u pedobear -p password -P 3306

      > SELECT * FROM underage_children ORDERBY date_of_birth DESC;

      >RESULT: You sick bastard !!!

    4. Re:Pedobear by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 4, Funny

      > SELECT * FROM underage_children ORDERBY date_of_birth DESC;

      Error: 1337 (PARTYVAN): Why don't you have a seat over there?

    5. Re:Pedobear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just in time to test my brand new iPredator account.

    6. Re:Pedobear by Wowsers · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This database is disgusting, I shudder what covert paedophile in the public sector will have access to this data. It has nothing to do with protecting children, it has everything to do with fishing for information to make the ID database the government have been having a 12 year wet dream about, along with the European Union who are creating a unified European ID database. Europe is attempting to force countries without ID cards to have them, so the HONEST population can be tracked.

      Ever wonder why companies like IBM are involved in the UK ID database, they do have extensive experience in 1939-45 of tracking "undesirable people" for the then Nazi government.

      On the bright side, if there is one, private sector schools are refusing to co-operate with building this clandestine ID database. Daily Mail article. Only problem is, you have to have your children in private schools for the school to show two fingers at the government.

      Private schools are refusing to provide information on their pupils for use in a controversial Government database.

      The £224million system, called ContactPoint, aims to hold the details of every school-aged child in England, including GP and parents' mobile-phone numbers, as well as a log of what services they use, such as a school nurse.

      It is estimated that this information could be used by more than one million people, from police officers to school administrators.

      Now, in the latest blow to the widely criticised database, the Independent Schools Council, which represents the private education sector, has joined critics who fear that data will not be secure and could be used improperly.

      ISC chief executive David Lyscom said: 'The only effective way to safeguard our children's data is to scrap the whole ContactPoint system.'

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    7. Re:Pedobear by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, this is a UK GOVERNMENT database - you really think it will use SQL?

      More likely a 'specialist', proprietary language that only the consultants can use.

      Either that, or they forgot to include a 'dob' field in the main table, but a 'fix' will be released 'soon'.

      meh: captcha was 'overflow' - says it all!

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    8. Re:Pedobear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      --> www.pedopedia.com

    9. Re:Pedobear by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The database really already exists - got a national insurance number? It includes your date of birth & address (everyone gets sent an NI card on their 16th birthday). That's tied to the NHS database, from which you can find out medical details (although the hospital records are for the most part still not computerised).

      They're after more information, but it's not going to give anyone any information that they didn't already know. And anyway, useful to a paedophile? Paranoia much? It's far easier for them to wander down to the local primary school than hack into a government database and extract the details one at a time (basic securiy procedure says you won't be able to access more than a single record at a time, and that'll be logged anyway).

    10. Re:Pedobear by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      (0_0);

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  3. Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

    Seriously do they really expect this information to remain secret?

    1. Re:Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      390,000 are too many even if they could keep the secret. Because it is almost certain that in such a large group there are some people the information should be secret from.

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    2. Re:Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothings more secure than a building with 390,000 keys is it?

    3. Re:Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I didn't see any mention of 390,000 secure tokens being handed out or anything on the amount of detail being kept in the access logs.

      They did implement that ... right?

      390,000 is about 1 person in 150. To me that seems far too many. And why would the records of politician's children need special "shielding" if this is secure?

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    4. Re:Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by Builder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And why would the records of politician's children need special "shielding" if this is secure?

      Bingo! Surely if this is so secure, MP's brats should be the seed data for the list.

    5. Re:Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Good idea. Every government database should start out with only politicians' data in it for six months.

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    6. Re:Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by Ragein · · Score: 3, Informative

      Having worked for a local council as an IT Engineer I can state that I had the ability to re-set everyone's log on passwords including people who worked with child services, If Someone left the machine locked but with the db open I could have easily accessed it. The real problem with that was none of the Local council IT staff was required to have a crb check because they weren't working directly with children.

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    7. Re:Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by master_p · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Watch how this plan fails spectacularly...and then they will ask to put a chip in our children...and then the adults will follow...

    8. Re:Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by magarity · · Score: 2, Informative

      put a chip in our children...and then the adults will follow
       
      Well, duh, of course the children with chips installed grow up to be adults with chips installed. It will only take a couple of generations to include all ages.

    9. Re:Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would result in a 'closed' six month test, followed by a database wipe, then business as usual.

      Better to have a top-level (Constitutional) amendment prohibiting pols, gov. workers, and contractors from being exempt from any law or electronic monitoring system.

    10. Re:Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What would be better would be a law against politicians' information being treated differently from yours, to give them some incentive to protect you. There is nothing worse you can do to a person than make them live worse than others simply because they are different. By making their personal data more secure than yours they are putting themselves above you and declaring that they are more worthy of protection. Does their office make them more human? I would argue that it makes them less so by isolating them from the public. Further isolation can only result in more ivory tower politics...

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    11. Re:Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by DaveGod · · Score: 1

      Every government database should start out with only politicians' data in it for six months.

      Security is only ever a priority for the initial period of a new system, and the initial period after a breach.

    12. Re:Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by hurfy · · Score: 1

      "390,000 people will have access to the database, but will have gone through stringent security training"

      Hey, they all went thru training what could go wrong?
      What do you mean training is not the same as screening?

    13. Re:Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by aaandre · · Score: 1

      Amen

    14. Re:Database hits gnutella in 3 ... 2.... 1 by shanx24 · · Score: 1

      LOL!

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  4. sigh... by Shivinski · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...Big Brother strikes again...

    1. Re:sigh... by noundi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...UK strikes again...

      Fixed it for ya.

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    2. Re:sigh... by jimmypw · · Score: 3, Interesting

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  5. Get them while they are young. by Tsuki_yomi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article doesn't seem to make any mention of removing that information when they become adults. I can see where this is going... get a database of them now, when less people are likely to complain, and then you still have the info when they are adults. Instant (well sorta) database of all your citizens.

    1. Re:Get them while they are young. by RichardJenkins · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, there is already a myriad of government databases containing more sensitive information than this about everyone: NI/Income tax registers, Electoral registers, the (shudder) NHS system, Council Tax databases, birth certificates, benefits, criminal records etc.

      This database just seems to aggregate a subset of this data together for children in an easily searchable place. I don't think the government is creating and *new* information that will be interesting to search when the children become adults.

    2. Re:Get them while they are young. by robably · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This database just seems to aggregate a subset of this data together for children in an easily searchable place.

      There's no "just" about it - that's the problem right there.

    3. Re:Get them while they are young. by RichardJenkins · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed, but whilst it makes me shudder, it also belays any fears that this is a surreptitious plan to start collecting new information about kids which can be sneakily kept to provide useful information about them as adults.

    4. Re:Get them while they are young. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      MySpace and Facebook are just as bad. They teach people, even adults, to give up personal information without a second thought.

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    5. Re:Get them while they are young. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Yes, and they left it all on a laptop in the back of a Taxi not too long ago.

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    6. Re:Get them while they are young. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Informative

      You do understand the difference between giving information willingly and having it forced out of you?

      If people want to tell everyone when they sit on the can, their biz. But don't expect me to tell you.

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    7. Re:Get them while they are young. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      No problem. We know anyway.

      Your UK Government.

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    8. Re:Get them while they are young. by gerrygerbil · · Score: 1

      The article doesn't seem to make any mention of removing that information when they become adults. I can see where this is going... get a database of them now, when less people are likely to complain, and then you still have the info when they are adults. Instant (well sorta) database of all your citizens.

      Yep, that's about the size of it. The State is playing a long game here. Everything, but everything about children gets stored in the database, including their DNA profiles. The scheme has been highly controversial over here, but in time the fuss will die over and it'll just become an accepted part of life. The next generation is going to have an awful shock waiting for it when it reaches adulthood and becomes uppity and rebellious. The 'rationales' for the scheme chime with public and media 'concerns', with cases of child abuse (Baby P) and abductions (Maddy) making the front pages every other week, and South Park slogan 'think of the children!' being public policy. How can a right-minded person possibly oppose a scheme that will, or so the State says, 'safeguard' children throughout their lives? The perfect smokescreen, carefully constructed over a decade of media manipulation.

    9. Re:Get them while they are young. by Warbothong · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As it stands, many database searches require a search warrant, which implies some kind of need for the search. However, the databases are so disparate that a warrant issued for, say, an NHS database will get you medical records for that person. Searching on the police database you can get their criminal record, but you need another warrant to specify why you need such information, and the same goes for the rest.

      The problem with having a centralised system is that every warrant obtained to look someone up in "the database" for reason X will allow access to everything about that person.

      It may be annoying to have paperwork to fill out which can stall legitimate investigations, but that paperwork is there to make sure they are indeed legitimate. Having a centralised system would make it legal for an agency with permission to get one piece of information (say, is this person allergic to penicillin?) to dig up ALL information on someone (criminal record, fingerprints, DNA, tax returns, etc.).

      Scary if you ask me.

    10. Re:Get them while they are young. by AnalPerfume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't have any problem with the idea of a central secure database where different agencies can access the parts of it they need to know to carry out their jobs. I think this is a great idea for efficiency.

      What I do have a problem with is that the government have a long history of expensive insecure failed IT systems which don't deliver and inevitably breach to the public via some idiot leaving a laptop on a train etc. Usually it's the same IT firms who get the contracts over and over again to profit from the taxpayer for their failures. These "solutions" are never designed for the public good, they're designed to gain political points for the party who (at least looks like providing) solutions to the Daily Mail's "won't someone think of the children!!!!" ravings.

      Given how close Microsoft are to every government this solution (like every other IT solution) will no doubt be running on Windows, so I hope part of the "training" will include "don't click on pedo.exe". Sarcasm aside, I wouldn't trust ANYTHING to Windows, let alone something which needs to be ultra secure.

      There are plenty of ways to set up databases to show / hide certain fields depending on what group permissions the user has, a lot of software has this functionality built in. Operating systems have this built in with user accounts. With the right aims, this CAN be done, I just don't trust the government or the contractors who get the job to do it right.

    11. Re:Get them while they are young. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      it also belays any fears

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    12. Re:Get them while they are young. by redhog · · Score: 1

      As put by a random pirate party member: "There's a difference between having sex and being raped."

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    13. Re:Get them while they are young. by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      If people want to tell everyone when they sit on the can, their biz.

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    14. Re:Get them while they are young. by hopelessliar · · Score: 1

      This database just seems to aggregate a subset of this data together for children in an easily searchable place... I don't think the government is creating and *new* information...

      I think they are. Certainly a proportion of my child's health records seem to exist only in a little red book that we as parents keep. Health professionals seem to need to use these books as a primary source of information. Bizzare but true.

      I'm also pretty sure that my personal mobile phone number is not stored with my child's details anywhere else either but they're apparently proposing to do that in this database. So now, if I want my child's school to be able to contact me quickly in an emergency, I'm allowing my mobile number to be stored by a government database. Since I've deliberately chosen to keep my number as private as possible, this really pisses me off.

      Of course this is only a couple of things that immediately come to mind, I have no trouble believing that a closer examination would reveal all sorts of new information being stored.

    15. Re:Get them while they are young. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Not really. You don't have to return all data in a database in response to a query - if someone get permission to get one piece of information if the security is setup right that's all they'll get. If it was me I'd want to see the exact wording of the warrant before they'd see anything.

    16. Re:Get them while they are young. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      The problem is that gov. contracts have to go to the lowest bidder (I think by law, but it may be merely policy) rather than the best company. The lowest bidder is likely to be the one that's compromised security to get a lower bid in. I'd wager that most slashdotters could come up with a better set of security safeguards that the system that's finally released (over budget and late, of course).

    17. Re:Get them while they are young. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Health professionals seem to need to use these books as a primary source of information. Bizzare but true.

      That's because hospitals and GPs don't share information, and a lot of medical details are still filed on paper rather than stored on any kind of computer (when I visit the hospital I'm amazed by the trollies of thick bundles of paper that have to be pushed around just from one side of the room to another to enable any kind of system to work).

      I get hit by this - I have to have identical blood tests from both the GP and the Hospital because the Hospital refuses to give the GP access to my records, and they use different unconnected computer systems anyway, so probably can't (the GP has what looks like a fairly modern PC based records system, running a windows variant. The Hospital is using black&white terminals run from a mainframe in the basement.. and it's taken them 10 years to get that rolled out as far as they have)

    18. Re:Get them while they are young. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, then take a good look and you see in full detail what I think of the whole deal.

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    19. Re:Get them while they are young. by hopelessliar · · Score: 1

      You do understand the difference between giving information willingly and having it forced out of you?

      Case 1
      School: Can we have your mobile number in case of emergency?
      Parent: Sure.

      Case 2
      School: Can we have your mobile number to include in a government database?
      Parent: Ha ha ha ha - stop it, you're killing me.

      Of course, like all of these databases, one cannot opt out. You gave the information for one purpose and now it's been hijacked for another. Gotta love the UK.

    20. Re:Get them while they are young. by rarity · · Score: 1

      If people want to tell everyone when they sit on the can, their biz. But don't expect me to tell you.

      Not a Twitter user, then?

    21. Re:Get them while they are young. by mpe · · Score: 1

      I don't have any problem with the idea of a central secure database where different agencies can access the parts of it they need to know to carry out their jobs. I think this is a great idea for efficiency.

      One big database is inherently less secure than having several which only hold the specific information required.

    22. Re:Get them while they are young. by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

      I don't believe the UK government has to go with the lowest bidder by law but they would have to have a damn good explanation as to why they're going with a higher bid. Since governments tend to love the idea of blind bids, who knows what the cheapest was if only certain people can access the list of bids? These are minor points but I agree with what you're saying, corners will be cut to put the lowest bid in, then the extras are jacked into the price afterwards.

    23. Re:Get them while they are young. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the government is creating and *new* information that will be interesting to search when the children become adults.

      Ahhh, then -- the concept of "mission creep" hasn't made it across the Atlantic yet -- is that so?

      What constitutes "new information"? Visits to the school nurse? How often? For what reason? Is this, then, an ungainly child or a hidden case of abuse? Let's cross-correlate that with parent/GP records in other database to see if we can justify our basest suppositions about human nature.

      Some years back, I read an account on a site which monitored police misbehavior in, IIRC, Detroit, MI. A couple had been divorced. The wife was granted sole, or nearly sole, custody of their daughter. The mother subsequently re-married.

      The husband, hoping to change the custody agreement, asked an FBI agent friend to "peek" into the new husband's background, "only in the interest of the daughter's safety", of course. Some minor criminal issue was found. Armed with the information, the first husband approached the court to get the agreement revised or completely overturned. The court, having reviewed the information, found no reason to make any changes.

      In the course of the hearing, the source of the information came to light. But, as a result, no action was taken, neither against the FBI agent who had made unauthorized use of government information and resources (not even a letter of reprimand in his personnel file), nor against the husband who had suborned the misuse.

      However, the proceedings put such a strain on the wife's new marriage that it failed shortly afterward. At least the bastard first husband got some satisfaction -- he made life hell for his former wife and his pawn of a daughter, while simultaneously serving a warning to anyone she might date in the future.

    24. Re:Get them while they are young. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      MySpace and Facebook are just as bad. They teach people, even adults, to give up personal information without a second thought.

      You do understand the difference between giving information willingly and having it forced out of you?

      The issue is not if the OP understands, it is how well the general populace understands.

      As it is now, lots of people can easily rationalize the government keeping such a database by saying things like, "People put all that info on myspace everyday, what's the big deal if it goes into a governement database too?" They look at you funny and think you are just a crazy privacy nut, completely out of touch with the real world.

      However, if myspace, facebook, et al weren't so prevalent you would have a lot more people willing to question such policies rather than agree to them without any critical thinking.

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    25. Re:Get them while they are young. by CB-in-Tokyo · · Score: 1

      That's what I have been doing wrong!

    26. Re:Get them while they are young. by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      The article doesn't seem to make any mention of removing that information when they become adults. I can see where this is going... get a database of them now, when less people are likely to complain, and then you still have the info when they are adults. Instant (well sorta) database of all your citizens.

      Which is concerning... Will some 40-year-old professional be held back by the fact that he stood up to some teacher's BS?

  6. not my children by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    if i had kids i'd refuse or give bogus details.

    if ever their was a reasonable cause to scream think of the children, this is it. and lets not forget that these kids will grow into adults, do we really believe the government will let go of that information once it has it?

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    1. Re:not my children by shabble · · Score: 5, Insightful

      if i had kids i'd refuse or give bogus details.

      That sort of behaviour would likely to earn you a criminal record, and a marker on this database to indicate that your child is now on the child protection register (one of the groups of people for whom this database is for I'd imagine after the farce over 'Baby P.')

      And I'm not being cynical, I only wish I were.

    2. Re:not my children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if i had kids i'd refuse or give bogus details....

      If they'd asked me, it would not include my children. However, no-one has asked either me or my wife. This stuff sickens me. Where has privacy gone in this country? It's hiding under the stairs, scared of the big bad state... like me.

    3. Re:not my children by Dudibob · · Score: 1

      I have a brother who's 11 and have heard nothing about having him opting into this database. The British Government have already got the children's details and they're already on the database

    4. Re:not my children by laejoh · · Score: 5, Funny

      My son is called Little Bobby Tables :)

    5. Re:not my children by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately every child gets a birth certificate (unless you do a DIY home birth maybe) so it's pretty hard to avoid.

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    6. Re:not my children by kondziu · · Score: 1

      It could be difficult to sign up for school and other institutions without a birth certificate, though.

    7. Re:not my children by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 4, Informative
      every child gets a birth certificate (unless you do a DIY home birth maybe)

      You go to jail if you dont register the birth within 30 days.

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    8. Re:not my children by digitig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      every child gets a birth certificate (unless you do a DIY home birth maybe)

      You go to jail if you dont register the birth within 30 days and the authorities find out.

      Fixed that for ya.

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    9. Re:not my children by shabble · · Score: 1

      You go to jail if you dont register the birth within 30 days.

      No you don't. At least not in the country TFA is talking about: you get prosecuted (which might, but is highly unlikely to, result in jail - our prisons are full enough TYVM,) and you have 42 days to do it in:

      http://www.barnsley.gov.uk/bguk/Community/Registrars/Registering_Births_Deaths/Registering_a_Birth

      It is a legal duty to register a birth within 42 days. Failure to do so will not only leave you liable to prosecution but will also make it impossible for you to register to receive family allowance or register your baby with a doctor.

    10. Re:not my children by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      It really sucks that the whole world is ruled under English law..

    11. Re:not my children by eiMichael · · Score: 1

      If they do it, and it prevents 1 crime. You can expect the idea to get thrown around in any country where databases aren't immediate political suicide. Politicians love to spend money to "prevent crime"

      Considering we (USA) want electronic health records, where are we going to store all these nice records? A database perhaps? ... Slippery slope and all that.

    12. Re:not my children by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      There's an iphone app that lets you access health records in the US, so I was under the impression you already had a centralised database and the required usernames/passwords to access them, otherwise how could that work?

    13. Re:not my children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have an iPhone, so I don't have the app in question, but I can make a reasonable guess. It's a front-end interface for one or more of the many optional (key word) health care record programs around. There's a number of services, including ones run by Microsoft and Google, where you can sign up and load your own health records for electronic storage/access. But they're optional, and they don't talk to each other, so there's no centralized service. Which is what Obama's proposal wants to change; get them all aggregated, under government control, and remove the "optional" bit.

    14. Re:not my children by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Or a certificate of live birth

  7. Knowing vs practising by RichardJenkins · · Score: 5, Insightful

    390,000 people will have access to the database, but will have gone through stringent security training.

    That's great, but having people know security through (unspecified) 'stringent training' is no guarantee it will be carried out effectively.

    Oh, and at a nearly a quarter of a billion pounds, forgive my curiosity about precisely what value this is expected provide.

    Sounds like a rabid white elephant with dangerously sharp tusks.

    1. Re:Knowing vs practising by RichardJenkins · · Score: 1

      Apologies for the self reply - but just to drive my incredulity home: If they spent half that budget on training (I suspect they spent much less than half), that's less than a £300 per head.

      Sure wish I could get some stringent security training for that money. Must be a big government discount.

    2. Re:Knowing vs practising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I make that about £20 ($30 USD) per database entry!

      With an expected time saving of 5 million person hours that is £50 ($77 USD) per hour saved in the best case scenario.

    3. Re:Knowing vs practising by jbacon · · Score: 1

      Stringent security training, eh? I have some serious doubts that 390,000 child care professionals can be stringently trained in data security, not to mention that fact that very few of them should be trusted with this kind of data in the first place.

    4. Re:Knowing vs practising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Government moved heaven and earth to keep MP's expenses secret.

      Secrets. Will. Out.

      'Nuff said.

  8. This Will End Badly by dcposch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I bet Bruce Schneier will post on how bad an idea this is any hour now. Some classic Schneier: "Why Technology Won't Prevent Identity Theft" http://www.schneier.com/essay-255.html ...and what about the old-fashioned Law of Large Numbers? If you give 390,000 people access to something, the chance that some of them are criminals is: 100%! (Rounded to the nearest six decimals or so.) Simply because there are 390,000 of them.

    1. Re:This Will End Badly by Armakuni · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And of those criminals, a significant percentage will be precisely the kind of criminals that take an interest in kids. Pedophiles naturally gravitate toward jobs and extracurricular activities where they know that they will have a lot to do with kids. How many of them are now given access to all the info they need to seek out the most vulnerable kids in their neighborhood?

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    2. Re:This Will End Badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This does seem to be a serious concern. No doubt such criminals would target employment within the 390,000 given access. Even if most are denied, surely some will slip through the cracks. In addition, what happens when criminals with monetary intentions obtain this information for use in kidnapping crimes? This just seems like one of the most ridiculous ideas ever concocted. Looks like the UK is off of my list of places I'd ever consider living.

    3. Re:This Will End Badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      surely some will slip through the cracks.

      An unfortunate turn of phrase.

    4. Re:This Will End Badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pedophiles naturally gravitate toward jobs and extracurricular activities where they know that they will have a lot to do with kids.

      [citation needed]

    5. Re:This Will End Badly by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Dude they work in government 1 in 20 is a criminal, 1 in 200ish is a felon.

    6. Re:This Will End Badly by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      What we need is for some civic minded pedophile to take one for the good of the country.
      Use this database to make a list of vulnerable children. Get caught on purpose. Go to jail.
      Raise a public outcry over this asinine database.

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    7. Re:This Will End Badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many of them are now given access to all the info they need to seek out the most vulnerable kids in their neighborhood?

      Does the database include vulnerability figures? (no it's an unmeasurable thing)

  9. ... And now we have the answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, at least we know who'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.

    This idea reeks of a solution that was determined before asking the geeks '... is this a good idea?'
    Anyone with any technical chops (whatsoever) would see a database with 400,000 weakest links, at best.

  10. Security Training? by pengipengi · · Score: 1

    Security training meaning that they know how to break the system in the best way if they want?

    1. Re:Security Training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Security training? For 390 000 people? Yeah right... Most people I know, while having a degree of some sort, use the weakest passwords I ever saw, and others write down their passwords in their desk (War Games anyone?).
      Now what's the security that they are talking about?

    2. Re:Security Training? by pengipengi · · Score: 1

      Now what's the security that they are talking about?

      Lock the door to the office? :P

  11. Surely this can't continue forever? by realnowhereman · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://lpuk.org/

    I stumbled across this website last year. It is a very small (at present) political party. As far as I know, the only one who actively states they will scrap this state monitoring nonsense.

    Hopefully, some of the other parties will realise that people don't want to be monitored, and there are votes to be had out of it.

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    1. Re:Surely this can't continue forever? by Laughing+Pigeon · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, some of the other parties will realise that people don't want to be monitored,

      The big problem is that many people feel safe when there is monitoring going on and they want it that way. At least that way terrorism becomes impossible (please tell me it is so), and someone should think of the children as well, this monitoring garantuees their safety (please tell me it is so). And as they themselves have nothing to hide, they ask people who do make a fuss about it why they are making such a fuss about it. These people must have things they want to hide. OK, it is important that these data remain private, but when almost 400.000 people have gotten a thorough security training, security just CAN'T be bad, can it? "They" will most certainly know what they are doing, right?

    2. Re:Surely this can't continue forever? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Is there some universal law that I missed whereby states won't get too big and abuse their power eventually? If anything, it's the other way round.

    3. Re:Surely this can't continue forever? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope, they don't like being monitored. They just do not think further than around the next corner. If you tell them the concept of cardinal Richelieu, that if they want to find something, they will find something to hang you, and this gives them the possibility to find something, then they suddenly are very scared and surprised. Or they just start the ignore-machine and stick their head in the sand, which means they got it, but it shocked them too much to look directly at it, so they buried it as deep as they could.

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    4. Re:Surely this can't continue forever? by digitig · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, defense and preserving law and order are the only two things they state as legitimate government spending, and the rest of their policies don't look to me to be libertarian so much as neocon, so I don't see much hope there for an end to the police state.

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    5. Re:Surely this can't continue forever? by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As far as I know, the only one who actively states they will scrap this state monitoring nonsense.

      What about the Lib Dems? I know that one of their stated policies is the repeal of the Identity Cards Act.

    6. Re:Surely this can't continue forever? by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

      This is the same excuse used to promote CCTV expansion, that the cameras "make the place safer because criminals are deterred from acting". It's bullshit, all the cameras do is provide video evidence of a crime which can later be used in court, assuming it happens within the viewing area of the camera, the perpetrators are caught and the case actually gets to court. The deterrent angle is bogus. You only have to look on YouTube for CCTV idiocy to see that people will do what they want regardless of the cameras.

    7. Re:Surely this can't continue forever? by augustw · · Score: 1

      And the SNP - which is why this database is England only (so far), as the SNP Government in Scotland wants nothing to do with the database state, or the state ID card. They have clearly stated that, even if it is succesfully introduced, they will not make access to the state functions they control (NHS, education, DSS, etc) depend upon, or even involve, production of the state ID card, as long as they are in power, or hold the balance of power.

    8. Re:Surely this can't continue forever? by Fafnir43 · · Score: 1

      Their policies go far further than that - take a look at their proposed Freedom Bill. They're the only major party worth voting for on civil liberties right now, as far as I can tell.

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    9. Re:Surely this can't continue forever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the Lib Dems have promised to as well, along with all plans for national identity cards- You should check out their Freedom bill.

      http://freedom.libdems.org.uk/the-freedom-bill/full-text-of-the-freedom-bill/

      Probably covers a lot of the issues you care about if you're able to seek out a minor party like that.

    10. Re:Surely this can't continue forever? by Sri.Theo · · Score: 1

      I don't know who modded you informative, the Libertarian party doesn't really exist in the UK. Most people wouldn't even know who they are.

      For any Brit truly interested in rolling back some of Labour's worst excesses check out the Liberal* democrats "Freedom Bill" which promises all off the following and which they have promised to enact if they gain power even as part of a coalition.

      *For USians the word Liberal means something different over here. And the Lib Dem are the third biggest party.

      Scrap ID cards for everyone, including foreign nationals.
      Ensure that there are no restrictions in the right to trial by jury for serious offences including fraud.
      Restore the right to protest in Parliament Square, at the heart of our democracy.
      Abolish the flawed control orders regime.
      Renegotiate the unfair extradition treaty with the United States.
      Restore the right to public assembly for more than two people.
      [b]Scrap the ContactPoint database of all children in Britain.[/b]
      Strengthen freedom of information by giving greater powers to the Information Commissioner and reducing exemptions.
      Stop criminalising trespass.
      Restore the public interest defence for whistleblowers.
      Prevent allegations of "bad character" from being used in court.
      Restore the right to silence when accused in court.
      Prevent bailiffs from using force.
      Restrict the use of surveillance powers to the investigation of serious crimes and stop councils snooping.
      Restore the principle of double jeopardy in UK law.
      Remove innocent people from the DNA database.
      Reduce the maximum period of pre-charge detention to 14 days.
      Scrap the ministerial veto which allowed the Government to block the release of Cabinet minutes relating to the Iraq war.
      Require explicit parental consent for biometric information to be taken from children.
      Regulate CCTV following a Royal Commission on cameras.

    11. Re:Surely this can't continue forever? by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1

      No. Perhaps you are failing to accept that people might just plain disagree with you on whether monitoring at the level the UK government performs it is okay. I have a friend from Scotland who is fully aware of what is going on and simply trusts the government and police to use it properly and more or less sees any assertions that they will use it improperly as conspiracy theories -- and is convinced that the government is far too disorganized to actually follow through on any complicated secret plans. She also trusts the government officials to actually believe that these systems will do good.

      The common "nothing to hide" counterarguments mean nothing to her. She figures both that if someone is doing something they want kept secret, it is probably something they should not be doing anyway, and that if the surveillance picks up on something secret, most likely it will be seen by random police officer who doesn't know the people and doesn't care, so it does not really matter.

      She's not stupid. She just thinks the examples of possible problems sound like rare extreme cases which are not worth preventing.

      I would be interested to hear (have linked?) good arguments against monitoring the population which will not just sound like "privacy nuts want privacy so you should, too" to most people, but I have yet to see any.

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  12. 390.000 people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I am one of them. But don't worry, I have gone through stringent security training. They will never be able to decrypt my collection of pictures.

    1. Re:390.000 people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  13. will not prevent anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here in Denmark, there is the CPR (central person registry), where EVERY person living in Denmark has a unique 10-digit number, and the state+ subscribing entities (such as tax, medical etc etc) has access to relevant data about you.

    Yet, that does not stop children from being abused, disappear etc.

    A database is worth little unless you implant a small tracking device in all you wish to track, and monitor constantly.

    1. Re:will not prevent anything by montyzooooma · · Score: 4, Funny

      A database is worth little unless you implant a small tracking device in all you wish to track, and monitor constantly.

      Finally, someone offering a workable solution.

    2. Re:will not prevent anything by master_p · · Score: 1

      You just revealed the next step.

  14. Obligatory quote by jmak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Melchett: Now, I've compiled a list of those with security clearance, have you got it Darling?

    Darling: Yes sir.

    Melchett: Read it please.

    Darling: It's top security sir, I think that's all the Captain needs to know.

    Melchett: Nonsense! Let's hear the list in full!

    Darling: Very well sir. "List of personnel cleared for mission Gainsborough, as dictated by General C. H. Melchett: You and me, Darling, obviously. Field Marshal Haig, Field Marshal Haig's wife, all Field Marshal Haig's wife's friends, their families, their families' servants, their families' servants' tennis partners, and some chap I bumped into the mess the other day called Bernard."

    Melchett: So, it's maximum security, is that clear?

    Blackadder: Quite so sir, only myself and the rest of the English speaking world is to know.

    1. Re:Obligatory quote by spartacus_prime · · Score: 1

      Ah. Would this brilliant plan involve us climbing out of our trenches and walking very slowly towards the enemy?

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  15. Days until.. by Ponder+Stibions · · Score: 0

    ..we find the passwords to this database on a USB drive on a train: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6....

  16. Entries for English children arrested for racism by XavierItzmann · · Score: 3, Interesting
    So, will they include in the database the 14-yr old Greater Manchester girl arrested for telling her teacher "can I change groups because I can't understand them?"

    The others where speaking Urdu and the the assignment was "discuss."

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-410150/Schoolgirl-arrested-refusing-study-non-English-pupils.html

    I'd like to see the database entry for the arrested girl.

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  17. Small thing, England != United Kingdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    This only afffects England.

    Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland have their own Devolved governing bodies which have been less interested in these massive Databases to date.

    England doesn't have such a body. It was offered but there was a lack of interest.

    1. Re:Small thing, England != United Kingdom by noundi · · Score: 1

      England doesn't have such a body. It was offered but there was a lack of interest.

      Are you saying they have nobody?

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  18. stringent security training by fluch · · Score: 1

    Haha! Isn't UK known for notoriously making backups of their data in the cloud by leaving secret data lying around on trains, loosing unencrypted CDs in transit and alike? I can't wait until the first scandal arises about this database!

    1. Re:stringent security training by dugeen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed. And give them as much training as you like, it still won't stop them flogging the data to private investigators and tabloid journalists.

    2. Re:stringent security training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      God fucking damn it, learn to use the proper fucking form of "lose" already. This fucking site resembles 4chan and Digg ever more as months pass.

    3. Re:stringent security training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what you get for forcing the world to speak your language. Serves you right -- bastard.

    4. Re:stringent security training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God fucking damn it, learn to use the proper fucking form of "lose" already. This fucking site resembles 4chan and Digg ever more as months pass.

      no

  19. Re:Och nooo! UK is not England! by Canazza · · Score: 4, Funny

    shhh, ya great jessie, ye'll gee the gam awa'

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  20. Appalling by Fleeced · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is appalling - the "facepalm" tag is spot on. I have a great fondness for the UK, even though I've only visited once, and the people there have my sympathies for such bureaucratic stupidity. Policies like this and ASBO's of the last few years have had a disastrous effect... government is getting way too intrusive over there.

    Sadly, I think Australia is heading in the same direction, though at least the Australia Card/Access Card proposals have been shelved by the current mob (for now)

    1. Re:Appalling by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Informative

      and the people there have my sympathies for such bureaucratic stupidity. Policies like this and ASBO's of the last few years have had a disastrous effect... government is getting way too intrusive over there.

      The people have your sympathies? Who do you think puts these twerps in power in the first place?

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    2. Re:Appalling by Fafnir43 · · Score: 1

      Well, this particular twerp wasn't actually elected. And for what it's worth, Labour's poll numbers are in the low twenties right now. (Besides, if you're an American then you're not really one to talk, now, are you?)

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    3. Re:Appalling by Aceticon · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm not an UK national and I'm living in the UK (London) at the moment.

      Judging from the TV, the newspapers and the people around here, I can tell you that the locals have pretty much what they deserve - the average brit is hard-drinking, unpolished and uneducated, easily fobbed by spin, entertained by shallow "celebrity news" and having really short memories. UK politics are those of appearance and of the moment - always chasing the the news that are news now, announcing grand measures while the news are hot and quietly dropping them (or setting things up in such a way that they are bound to fail in the long run) once the news have moved on.

      Local politicians are deceitful, untrustworthy an often corrupt. They will say one thing one day, a different thing another day and yet another the following day and people won't even blink twice at it - they just keep on voting on the same crowd for Parliament (either Labour or Tories - same shit, different flies).

      London is a rat-race of a city with bad roads, aging public transportation, lack of parking spaces, pollution and where local councils use all sorts of sneaky ways to get money out of people's pockets (Congestion charging, speed cameras for profit, expensive paid parking everywhere, resident parking licenses). Everything around here is expensive except non-specialized services which are done by uneducated emigrants that moved here mostly from the countryside in some third world country or other (the same people whose kids, born in Britain, grow up feeling that they're the bottom of the barrel, neither part of this society nor of their parent's society, and sometimes turn to ideologies like extreme Islam to find a sense of belonging).

      Honestly, the only good thing about here (from my point of view) is the good contracting rates payed in finance.

      That said, London is an atypical part of Great Britain and at least the English and Welsh countryside (never been to Scotland or Northern Ireland) are quite beautiful.

    4. Re:Appalling by xaxa · · Score: 1

      No offence, but since you clearly don't like London, why are you here?

      To be clear: I'm not anti-immigration. But I don't like people who bitch about London like it's all my fault, then tell me how great their hometown was. They're generally here for the money. I hate the fact I could earn almost double my salary if I did the same job for a bank rather than the government. I know the financial industry brings a huge amount of money into London (and the UK); it's not at all fair though, and high taxes help even it out.

      (I don't see how the public transport is ageing -- it's been there a long time, but the vehicles and so on aren't old. More parking spaces would cause more pollution and even more congestion, I think there are too many anyway. Congestion charging money goes to the GLA, not local councils. Speed camera revenue across the UK goes into general funds, local councils never see the money.)

    5. Re:Appalling by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Could almost describe California....

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  21. Think of the children by redhog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously, doesn't anyone think of the children?! Please?!

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    1. Re:Think of the children by KneelBeforeZod · · Score: 1

      Nuts. You beat me to the joke.

    2. Re:Think of the children by ElKry · · Score: 1

      There's a very specific group of people that think of the children a lot, and that's why this is a bad idea in the first place.

    3. Re:Think of the children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  22. Simple solution ! name your child one of these: by assemblerex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Invalid entry
    Syntax error
    Test ignore
    Null value
    And my personal favorite:
    rm -rf

    1. Re:Simple solution ! name your child one of these: by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      If they allow special characters, mine would be named ;drop table *;

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    2. Re:Simple solution ! name your child one of these: by redhog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or even better:

      '; delete from users; commit;

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    3. Re:Simple solution ! name your child one of these: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robert'); DROP TABLE Children;--

    4. Re:Simple solution ! name your child one of these: by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      As always, there is an XKCD comic for any occasion.

      http://xkcd.com/327/

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    5. Re:Simple solution ! name your child one of these: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahem, ;DROPTABLE *;--

    6. Re:Simple solution ! name your child one of these: by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Really? In what dialect? Or did they change something since the ANSI 92 standard?

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  23. Re:Entries for English children arrested for racis by Timmmm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You can't link to the daily mail and expect to be taken seriously.

  24. TDIUWP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This Database Is Useless Without Pictures.

    1. Re:TDIUWP by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      store the base64 encoding within the db.

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    2. Re:TDIUWP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the correct term would be "tits or GTFO", given the situation.

    3. Re:TDIUWP by rarity · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it's just a matter of time.

  25. What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given, this is the UK that will be doing this, and they're known for not respecting privacy, someone care to make a list of everything that could possibly go wrong?

  26. Already exists? by PhilJC · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was under the impression that the information to be contained within this database already exists in one form or another and this is the problem that they are trying to solve. Currently this information resides in a hundred different systems and only a small proportion of these systems actually talk and exchange information between them. Such a fragmented system surely can't be good for anyone and by collating it we ensure everyone involved has the entire picture rather than just their service/authorities history of the child.

    Don't get me wrong I do think the current plan is flawed and needs review. The security/integrity of the system needs an overhaul before going live, the number of people with access reduced, tighter regulation introduced outlining when the information can be accessed and a clear declaration as to when a child's information is no longer required by the state and deleted.

    1. Re:Already exists? by pisto_grih · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Such a fragmented system introduces security through obscurity, but by collating it we ensure everyone involved has the entire picture, rather than just what they need to know about the child.

      Fixed that for you.

    2. Re:Already exists? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 3, Insightful
      the information to be contained within this database already exists in one form or another

      Yes, but the purpose of this project is to put it in a leakier sieve.

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    3. Re:Already exists? by cheros · · Score: 1

      I think the issue is more with what was stated in Parliament, the people that built it I know, and know what they're doing. It is highly unlikely they will have made statements like what was uttered in Parliament. Granted, they're no specialists, but some statements are simply unsupportable and create a false sense of security.

      I would thus be more interested in what they have planned for when a problem is found. ANY large platform like this will have problems, and that requires prior planning. Given the current government I consider it likely that they already have pre-cooked press statements like "it wasn't our fault, we employed consultants" (who, incidentally, are actually not a bad club despite the one USB stick cockup), but that's not what counts.

      What you need is proper audit, shutdown and notification models so that someone can close the shutters if abuse has been detected. They're talking about WiFi access, they're talking about huge amounts of people having access (which is indeed required for some of what lives in that database), and we are in principle talking about relatively few children.

      I would consider a leak possible (even likely), so you need to manage down the risk such a leak can generate. This thing is supposed to be part of preventing recurrence of a highly tragic event, if it does that with a bit of leakage it's IMHO OK. However, if it increases the risk for even one child involved it should be immediately reviewed.

      Shutting down may not be an option as it would return the original situation, and the risks inherent in it. I don't think anyone wants to go there.

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    4. Re:Already exists? by vlm · · Score: 1

      I would consider a leak possible (even likely), so you need to manage down the risk such a leak can generate. This thing is supposed to be part of preventing recurrence of a highly tragic event, if it does that with a bit of leakage it's IMHO OK.

      This "leakage" strategy will work about as well with the big brother database as it did with Olestra.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra

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  27. It's the usual political flamebait by AnalPerfume · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Announced to the media when the government are being hammered in the news over some other scandal. They do this all the time, the Torries before them did it too. Often they announce shit they KNOW is controversial and have no intention of actually doing just to make the press write about something else and forget the scandal they were writing about. It's the equivalent of waving a new flashy toy at a toddler to distract him so you can grab her blanky to get it washed as she won't knowingly let it go.

    As far as the cost is concerned, the government just got an influx of unexpected cash from ministers in the form of repayments, so they can afford to splurge a little on some untendered, no doubt proprietary solution provided by an IT company who spend more on lobbying than their solutions, no doubt running on Windows. They will also keep the details hidden behind a commercial confidentiality NDA excuse too.

    Labour do seem hell bent on kicked out at the next election with the added bonus of becoming unelectable, good luck to the bastards.

    1. Re:It's the usual political flamebait by AnalPerfume · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry to reply to my own post but /. does not have an edit feature so I had to add a new post for further points.

      The other side to this approach is that whatever one the press go for, the other gets a reasonably free ride. If the press stick with the expense abuse / fraud stories, the database / invasion of privacy story goes undetected, and most likely without any opposition; meaning the government can then claim "hey, we did our part legally and announced it, nobody complained." If they go for the database story MPs who have had their feet to the fire over allegations of fraud get breathing time to destroy evidence, practice their excuses and call in favors which may keep them in a job....or at least keep their pensions and be allowed to resign with no charges to face and their reputations intact.

      Either way it's a lose / lose for the people. Let's hope the people remember these games at election day.

  28. Children now, everybody later by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In roughly 18 years time, these children will be young adults and they'll still have all their information.
    Add a few more decades and they'll have complete details over every child and adult simply because the children have grown old.

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    1. Re:Children now, everybody later by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Will the information be all that accurate or valuable after 18 years?

      Luckily for the government kids today will grow into adults that don't have any concept of privacy. For the twitter and myspace generation, their private lives are made public to millions of strangers, and it doesn't bother them one bit. While the rest of us lose sleep some nights wondering who has gotten into our personal info and what they might decide to do with it.

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    2. Re:Children now, everybody later by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Will the information be all that accurate or valuable after 18 years?

      False negatives is a justification for evn more intrusive surveillance. False positives, who cares? Arrest them all and sort it out later. There's no rush. Thay must have done something, right?

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    3. Re:Children now, everybody later by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I don't think Britain is likely to create their own Gulag. What seems more likely is the use of information against individuals for profit or to punish those who get in the way of the powerful. Just throwing a bunch of people in a dark cell costs money, it is better and easier to destroy them in the court of public opinion.

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  29. Another view to that of the BBC. by auric_dude · · Score: 2, Informative
  30. UK and Data Control by Becausegodhasmademe · · Score: 1

    Considering the UK Governments perchant for loosing data http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7103566.stm, I wouldn't be very inclined to volenteer any information whatsoever about my (not so distant) future children.

    Until we learn how to properly control sensitive and personal data, It would be prudent to stop, or at least limit, how much we collect it.

    1. Re:UK and Data Control by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

      For once, the mistaken use of loosing for losing is probably even more spot on!

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  31. England != UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The title claims all UK Children, and yet the post claims all children in England. It's incredible how many people are clueless to the difference.

  32. Re:What... by noundi · · Score: 1

    Murphy reincarnates and explodes.

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  33. Re:I'd pity you in your old age... by N+Monkey · · Score: 1

    Invalid entry
    Syntax error
    Test ignore
    Null value
    And my personal favorite:
    rm -rf

    Do that and I doubt you'd find yourself in a pleasant retirement home in your old age >:->

  34. Britain scared of its people by tg123 · · Score: 1

    I did not think britain could get more Orwellian with CCTV and a DNA register of all people arrested in the UK.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four

    This just says I was wrong.

    So now Britain is getting ready, making sure the kids (i.e "the devils spawn") are on file.

    Are Britian's leaders so scared of its people that they see them as criminals?

    What happened to Free speech , Democracy , Innocent till Proven Guilty ?

    1. Re:Britain scared of its people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the link to Nineteen Eighty Four. I didn't realise what Orwellian meant before reading that article.

      Oh, and even though TFA is only talking about England, UK != just Britain, either.

    2. Re:Britain scared of its people by tg123 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link to Nineteen Eighty Four. I didn't realise what Orwellian meant before reading that article.

      Oh, and even though TFA is only talking about England, UK != just Britain, either.

      You got me did not notice the mistake . The reason I put uk in there is that the dna database is called UK_National_DNA_Database. (also I forgot the link)
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_National_DNA_Database.

  35. Re:Entries for English children arrested for racis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps you could provide a link to show that this story is bogus, then your argument may hold more weight.

  36. Re:Och nooo! UK is not England! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Large parts of the UK fought and bled for the right to not be part of England. ...and lost, and then we got your kings ...Queen Elizabeth is more Scottish than she is English (and much more German) ...and you do know that a sassanach is an (Anglo)-Saxon (as opposed to Celt/Pict).... which properly describes 2/3 of the Scottish population

  37. Why? by atraintocry · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, seriously, why?

    Are children like some sort of disease that need to be tracked? Of what use is it to these "childcare professionals" to know the name of every child in the UK?

    Over time this is going to be a 1:1 census.

    What are the benefits of this that outweigh the severe risk of having all of that data in one place? It seems like once a week there's an article on here about some huge privacy violation that the UK is already finished with. And this...I don't know anymore. It's just absurd at this point.

    1. Re:Why? by digitig · · Score: 3, Informative

      Over time this is going to be a 1:1 census.

      In conjunction with e-borders, yes.

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    2. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure why but I am sure this is fantastic new to any closeted pedos government who will have access to this information. I would be moving the F out of the UK asap before the full cloak of their spying initiatives unfurl.

    3. Re:Why? by masmullin · · Score: 1

      Are children like some sort of disease that need to be tracked?

      Yes. Now get off my lawn.

  38. Re:Och nooo! UK is not England! by digitig · · Score: 2, Funny

    Large parts of the UK fought and bled for the right to not be part of England.

    Hey, we bought you fair and square. You're ours now. That's how capitalism works. It wasn't even a hostile acquisition, it was an economic rescue plan.

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  39. Re:Entries for English children arrested for racis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6047514.stm

    Good enough?

  40. missing tag? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    Where's the "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" tag when it's needed?

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    1. Re:missing tag? by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some drunken bureacrat left it in a taxi.

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    2. Re:missing tag? by xaxa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some drunken bureacrat left it in a taxi.

      They left it on a train, but claimed the money for a taxi when they did their expenses.

    3. Re:missing tag? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > "'A controversial database which holds the details of every child in England
      > has now become available for childcare professionals to access."

      Which is to say, "has now become available for everybody on the planet to access."

      In any case, the article continues, "Project managers are having second thoughts about the inclusion of images of the children, including genitalia shots, but wanted as much data available as possible, 'just in case'. "

      I recall one company I worked for where the CEO sent out a "confidential" email to all 2000 employees telling him he was leaving the company to work for the government in an appointment position, "Psssst! Don't tell anybody about this email!" Which is, of course, the exact opposite of why he sent it out.

      "What? How can I tell who told the press?!?!? I told all 2000+ of 'em to keep it quiet!"

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  41. Grab your guns!!! by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The Revolution is at hand!!!..........Oh wait a sec......you're British. You don't have any.

    Nevermind.

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    1. Re:Grab your guns!!! by mrrudge · · Score: 1

      Hands ?

      Oh, I get it, you're confident that a population with a few shotguns here and there are going to overtake the government, the government's police force and the government's armies ? What exactly are you going to do when you can be followed remotely by cctv everywhere, and they have helicopters ? Wave your sports rifle at them ?

      I'm guessing you're American, and I believe you've not really thought this through.

    2. Re:Grab your guns!!! by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

      Well....if you had any balls, you could turn London into Baghdad instead of waiting for the US to liberate you.

      Oh well, so much for the Churchillian spirit of "we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender".....

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    3. Re:Grab your guns!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      twat.

    4. Re:Grab your guns!!! by mrrudge · · Score: 1

      Why would I want to turn the place I live ( London ) into Baghdad ? Why would I want innocent people killed every-fucking-day ? When has the UK waited for the US to liberate ? When has the UK waited for anyone to liberate it ?

      The quote is from a time when the UK was burning both ends of it's ( admittedly fading ) empire fighting a seemingly genuine evil. This is not that time, and the quote itself is more than enough to prove England has a *spine*.

      It might be a good idea to visit London sometime. You can take special note of how in nearly every row of houses there's one or two which are of a much later date, where the original house was bombed, you can picture the families, you can picture your family huddled in the dark hoping that it won't be your house ? Maybe you can stand on the roof, in the pitch black and shoot the bombs for the whole neighborhood ?

      Grow up, and stop glorifying violence, in my experience the people who do this are the first to go running home to mommy when things get tough. Or, stay at home, and polish your surrogate penis and repeat to yourself again and again, I have a gun, I have balls. I have a gun, I have balls.

      ( Rocking and looking in the mirror whilst doing so optional. )

      Do you honestly believe that your government would allow you the tools to overthrow it easily ?

    5. Re:Grab your guns!!! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you're American, and I believe you've not really thought this through.

      There's more guns than people in the USA. Some states would probably roll over pretty fast; others would have to be saturation bombed. I guarantee you that Texans in particular would shoot at US troops if they were coming to take over their cities. I promise you there would be big problems in Oakland, Los Angeles, New York, and others.

      It's important to remember that many of the UK's revolutionaries moved to the US in disgust when the country was still a crown colony. The Puritans in particular were political agitators and look what happened to them: packed into leaky boats and sent off on a fool's errand. The ones that didn't die on the trip or in their first winter are largely responsible for the LAST LAUGH, though.

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    6. Re:Grab your guns!!! by mrrudge · · Score: 1

      So, you have experience of being forced out of a country by an oppressive government. Could come in handy when they send the tanks/helicopters to the places that will fight back with shotguns, and the ground troops to the places that won't.

      ( Sorry, joking, thank you for the clarification )

      The above was no dig an Americans in general, just a comment that when someone on the Internet believes that owning a gun is a replacement for any kind of political understanding or process, they tend to be American.

      I'm assuming that by last laugh you mean that their destination is superior to the place they were exiled from ? Certainly if they were unhappy with the situation in England then yes, for them in particular. In general I think it's a personal point of view. I have chance go to America to work, but I like Europe very much, more guns than people sounds horrific ( especially when 'let's-recreate-Baghdad-boy' above is allowed more guns than he has hands ).

      The Puritans seem to have given America a good base for a new ( to them ) country, but it doesn't seem to have taken very long for the country to devolve into a very similar mess to the one they were exiled from ?

    7. Re:Grab your guns!!! by CompMD · · Score: 1

      I'll provide a little more view into the American midwest for you. I've had to help several English friends come to grips with the culture shock of life in Kansas.

      In a lot of the midwest, the armed folks have more than just a few shotguns here and there. Personally, my favorite weapon in my personal collection is my HK G3 (a heavy assault rifle used by several NATO countries), for which I have two huge wooden crates of ammo marked "British Aerospace Royal Ordnance." Additionally, my SKS rifles are equipped with NATO-spec grenade launchers. While I don't have grenades, I do have the mounts, so it would be possible to fashion some sort of device to be launched. I have a couple of European military surplus pistols from the Czech Republic and Romania, along with several boxes of ammo for each. For the record, I'm not some redneck hick, I have all this stuff because I'm a history buff and I recognize the contributions each of the weapons in my collection has made to world history.

      Now, to make things interesting, consider I'm a pilot, along with lots of other people in this part of the country. Mix heavily armed citizens with the ability to strike from the air, and you have a very real force.

      I have less than $2000 worth of weaponry, and as far as armed citizens around here go, I'm one of the *least* armed. If there is going to be any sort of rebellion or armed insurrection, the civilian population of states like Kansas, Missouri, Oklahoma, and Texas could put up one heck of a fight.

    8. Re:Grab your guns!!! by mrrudge · · Score: 1

      Haha, ok, thank you.

      America and guns is indecipherable from the outside, that's shockingly cheap for the ability to kill a large number of people very quickly, and I can almost see how if everyone around you is capable of pointing in your direction and killing your entire family that I'd want to be equal to it.

      Maybe.

      Anyway, you've convinced me, I've cancelled my plans to invade the American midwest, oh, and the Queen asks if we could kindly have her ammunition back.

    9. Re:Grab your guns!!! by CompMD · · Score: 1

      It is pretty shockingly cheap, and just a few years ago it was even shockingly cheaper to obtain massive amounts of military hardware. If you ask around, some of it is for home/family protection, because out here, if someone breaks into your home with the intent to harm you, you don't always have easy access to police. Of course, you have those who own weapons for the sole purpose of taking on the government when it comes to get them. The number of "Private Property: No government agents of any kind permitted" signs is a little creepy.

      Generally, the most heavily armed citizens are also the most law abiding. Those that commit gun crimes in the US often use "saturday night specials" or just have one or two small arms. There have only been three violent crimes perpetrated with legally owned fully-automatic weapons. So, the gun owners who carry for home/family protection are generally going to have the upper hand over the thug who breaks into their home or accosts them on the street.

      Thank you for choosing not to invade us. Its nice and quiet here, and it would create a terrible commotion if there were an invasion. Please tell Her Majesty that I purchased the 7.62mm NATO L2A2 ammunition battlepacks lawfully and it is of exceptionally good quality, A+++ seller, would buy from again. :)

    10. Re:Grab your guns!!! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "Well....if you had any balls, you could turn London into Baghdad instead of waiting for the US to liberate you."

      From what I read about Britain's floods of immigrants, this is already well underway.

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    11. Re:Grab your guns!!! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the excellent pro-gun, pro-self-defense, and pro-states-rights laws recently passed by the Montana legislature.

      http://thehighroad.us/showthread.php?t=409178
      scroll down to letter from Gary Marbut

      text of bill
      http://data.opi.mt.gov/bills/2009/billhtml/HB0228.htm

      This bill goes a long ways toward restoring and protecting our rights across the board. It is based on normal people, not corner cases. Very good law.

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  42. UK != England by gsslay · · Score: 1

    Can some one with a clue please fix the headline on this article? UK is not the same as England. English legislation and English databases do not apply to the whole of the UK.

    1. Re:UK != England by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Actually that'll be moot once they impliment their plan to abduct all the children in Wales, Northern Ireland, and Scotland, and keep them in a big pit in Cornwall. That makes it simpler for them to grab all the immigrant children from those countries and bake them into pies. It's the new Daily Mail Act.

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    2. Re:UK != England by velen · · Score: 1

      Can some one with a clue please fix the headline on this article? UK is not the same as England. English legislation and English databases do not apply to the whole of the UK.

      http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/questions/britain.html

      Well, I never knew that until you screamed about it. The link I posted above is helpful with pictorial representation.

  43. My optimistic security predictions by jonaskoelker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    390,000 people will have access to the database, but will have gone through stringent security training.

    Let's try being a little optimistic.

    Let's say that all 390,000 people take their duties and responsibilities as public servants very seriously. They attend the security training and try to remember everything they're taught.

    Fast forward two weeks. They all integrate the security training into their work, and form new habits: "when I open the database, I have to $SECURITY_CONSIDERATION, then click on $SAFE_OPTION and always ask IT if something smells fishy". They form habits.

    Fast forward four months. An unexpected situation pops up. They have now forgotten what they learned in security training, relying solely on their new habits which have worked perfectly well so far. They try their best to judge the security implications of their choices in an unknown situation, but they're not computer techies, so they get the answer wrong.

    As a result, security is breached.

    Anyone wants to defend a more optimistic prediction?

    1. Re:My optimistic security predictions by michaelhood · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's try another route.

      The number of IBM worldwide employees is coincidentally also approximately 390,000.

      They have allegedly suffered many problems with internal security issues, simply due to the scale of their workforce. Whether through malice, ignorance, or simply bad luck - when you have 390,000 "targets" something will eventually go wrong.

      Simply a 1 in 10,000 employee incident ratio for the lifetime of this database would mean 39 breaches..

    2. Re:My optimistic security predictions by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They all integrate the security training into their work, and form new habits:

      HAHAHAA! Wow, things must really work different on your side of the pond. Because over here, 90% of people would forget all their security training 20 minutes after leaving the meeting. Most of them will suffer through massive regulations and rules, struggling to do their job and then some contractor will walk out with millions of records on a laptop.

      Information security in most government offices involves straining out gnats while swallowing camels. Lock down workstations to the point people can barely work, but let contractors bypass all those safeguards servicing the applications. Wrap themselves around the axle stopping people from installing weather bug, and leave massive holes in other areas. The IRS has mountains of data security processes but that didn't stop them from mailing my wife someone else's tax audits. All those docs had a big banner right across the top THIS DOCUMENT CONTAINS SENSITIVE TAXPAYER INFORMATION. Name, address, date of birth, social security number, employer and income going back five years. All the computer security, all the data security processes, thwarted by some twit with an envelope and the post office.

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    3. Re:My optimistic security predictions by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAA! Wow, things must really work different on your side of the pond.

      Let's try being a little^W^W unrealistically optimistic.

      Fixed myself for you ;-)

      I'm not sure which side of the pond you're on, or which side of the pond you think I'm on, but I don't think my scenario is realistic.

      I think it's way unrealistic, and my point is that even if we assume people to be motivated and somewhat able to be diligent, the system will fail due to human nature.

    4. Re:My optimistic security predictions by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      If I could, I'd mod you insightful.

      Large organizations, whether they be political, commercial or otherwise, tend to have the same IT security behaviors (i.e. problems).

      They have allegedly

      While I don't have a problem believing, it would be really nice to have some hard evidence to show government, proclaiming that it's likely that this particular policy will have these particular implications.

      Theory is nice (in particular my theory about human nature and behavior), but hard evidence is even better; as a smartass once said, if you disagree with the theory of gravity, I have a seventh-story window you're welcome to test the alternatives from.

    5. Re:My optimistic security predictions by Sandbags · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't doubt that would be an issue. Training someone to work securely is complete bunk.

      However, managing a massive server farm that processes 7 billion medical transactions per quarter, and stores data for nearly 1/4th of all americans and the entire military, I can say providing data security is actually pretty easy: simply architect the database in such a way as it is impossible to export the entire data set except for a few key system and DB administrators. In our DECADES of processing transactions, we have never had a breach. We're under CONSTANT DDoS and hacking attacks. Half the world is TRYING to steal our data. We have DOD, CIA, and FBI here weekly researching attempts. Not ONCE have we lost data. We ship thousands of backup tapes out of our data center every week. Not on ever lost.

      Line level employees can only access a record given the key; SSN plus phone number (via routed caller ID signals, not typed in) plus pin#; SSN plus account number plus pin number; SSN plus DL plus full address, etc. Searching for records by only name, address, or SSN alone is not possible. Dumping more than 1 record at a time is not possible. There's no database app on their machines, only a web portal to an app on a server behind a firewall, that server communicates with the actually application engine on another server, and that server is firewalled off from the DB server. The app on the app server has very limited ability to access the database, only programmed queries that meet minimum validation.

      For the child services dept, they would have to do searches occasionally, but even the search should only reply with a simple list, containing only 2 or 3 vlaues foe each returned result, and that list should not be exportable, and should be limited to say 100 results. End-user hacks, or data theft from the client side should be basically worthless.

      If the end users can't GET to the bulk of the data, they can't steal it (or get hacked by someone who could).

      A 3 tier network architecture prevents direct access to the database. Individualized user password access makes the process auditable. DB dumps can only be perfomed on the DB server directly, logged in as non-root administrators, and even those dumps should never be uses for more than migration, backup, or test lab use. Keep in mind, databases of this saze are NOT hosted on Windows boxes in some closet... They're on massive AIX Oracle clusters, or on Host systems. Those systems are not vulnerable to hacks as they have do direct outside connections, and are hardened UNIX operating environments.

      Great, you've got 390,000 users. They can't get to enough of the data to steal it...
      Maybe you've got about 100 developers. They use dummy data, or exports of the DB that have run through a name and SSN randomizer (we do that here). they can't steal the data.
      You've got 10-20 admins who maintain and back up the server; they're all security minded highly trained IT folk, and are told their actions are audited. They're the only ones who could steal the data, but we'd know if they did and they know that too.

      Where big data breaches have happened in the past is when executives have gone plugging around town with dumps from some tool to an Access database. Others have been data tape thefts, but they've been small time shops compareds to this. Even if you can steal some of my TSM tapes, where are you going to load them to get the data off??? The drives cost $25K each, not to mention hundreds of grand worth of licensing and AIX servers to control the drive. These are not some cheapo LTO tapes... and these tapes, they're logged by a librarian, boxed by paid security staff, and a chain of custody in locked tape boxes passes through 3 people before the box gets to the front door, and then it's handled by armored car... 3 of them actually, and tapes from the same tape set are allways divided across the trucks, so even knocking off a tape truck does not get you a data set that can be stolen. Oh yea, the 256bit AES encryption is a bugger too!

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    6. Re:My optimistic security predictions by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      99% of everybody in government doesn't REALLY care about their job. Lives might be lost if a file clerk fails to do their job, but to them it's just a folder to be stuffed into a drawer.

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    7. Re:My optimistic security predictions by guruevi · · Score: 1

      There's no such thing as perfect security. The only thing I would have to do is get to a terminal (or multiple terminals) and intercept the information from the operators as they are looking for it. It's slow but it sure works. If each operator does about 100 queries per day and I have access to 10 machines that's easily 1000 records a day or 5000 records in a week which is quite a breach (and very useful as well).

      Then there are those hacking attempts. Only one has to get through (preferably between 2 and 4 am local time - your staff is kinda drowsy, nobody can be contacted very quickly) and everything you worked for is screwed in a few minutes. And that is IF somebody notices. The fact that you never had a breach is because you never noticed a breach. All the auditing is not going to do you any good if there is no log file. Even if somebody eventually works it out you'll have to find the responsible person. Good luck if he is (or appears to be) in China.

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    8. Re:My optimistic security predictions by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      We detect a hacked of infected machine somewhere in our network DAILY. We have CIA, FBI, and DOD personell here weekly back tracking audit logs and trying to determine if a breach happened or not. We're VERY certain we've never had a breach.

      Also, we've never seen or heard about a bot that can intercept data from a remote SSH connection to a web API. Yea, you can build a keylogger, but you'd have to know the site's design in order to know what to pull, which at the least requires inside knowledge of our java app design (which changes about every 6 weeks). Also, 90+ % of our cases are opened by incoming callerID, and it's all screen-pop oriented. End users can only enter data into key fields, they can't fill in a complete form, so the only data you can steal via key logger is the account number or the name, not both, and possibly a phone number... We don't use SSN as a key field. none of the medical information is ever typed in by an end user.

      Much the same would be true for child services. They'd have a few more search fields to put data in, but the data that comes back can't be used by a key logger.

      Add a layer of security and restrict web access from a citrix console and that avenue of attack is no longer useful.

      Trust me, we host the personal and medical data for a few dozen million people, including every person who's been in the military since the mid 70s. We're CERTAIN you can't get our data with a bot on a workstation at this point. We can't prevent agents from writing data down and selling it in other ways (we've caught a few over the years doing so), but 1 person and a pen stealing credit card numbers is almost meaningless. you're 1000 times more likely to be a victim of identity theft by someone stealing your outgoing mail in your mailbox with the flag up...

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    9. Re:My optimistic security predictions by SuperCharlie · · Score: 1

      Not ONCE have we lost data.

      That you know of...

    10. Re:My optimistic security predictions by xaxa · · Score: 1

      99% of everybody in government doesn't REALLY care about their job. Lives might be lost if a file clerk fails to do their job, but to them it's just a folder to be stuffed into a drawer.

      That's pretty much the justification for the database (important information won't be lost in a drawer in an office somewhere).

    11. Re:My optimistic security predictions by daveime · · Score: 1

      Um, a drawer is small and easily searched. It's much harder to search a taxi, or a train, that's why the UK only loses valuable information in difficult-to-search locations.

    12. Re:My optimistic security predictions by xaxa · · Score: 1

      (I think you either misread what I wrote, or misunderstood, I probably didn't make it very clear.)

      Part of the justification for the database is that important information -- like a record saying the child's parents might have been abusive towards the child -- won't be stuck in the social worker's drawer. When the child's doctor notices bruising she'll be aware of this from the database. Most recently Baby P died in part because multiple organisations weren't aware of everything that was going on.

    13. Re:My optimistic security predictions by Bobzibub · · Score: 1

      No, a breach occurs when the government enters the information in the first place.

    14. Re:My optimistic security predictions by guruevi · · Score: 1

      We detect a hacked of infected machine somewhere in our network DAILY. We have CIA, FBI, and DOD personell here weekly back tracking audit logs and trying to determine if a breach happened or not. We're VERY certain we've never had a breach.
      Again, if you don't have logs (because the attacker either found an avenue that isn't logged or had access to the log stream before it went onto WORM), there is nothing to look at. And I doubt that highly paid security professionals are willing to look at hours of boring logs. Most likely this is left to an office assistant drone or even a script once the excitement about the new system is over.

      Also, we've never seen or heard about a bot that can intercept data from a remote SSH connection to a web API. Yea, you can build a keylogger, but you'd have to know the site's design in order to know what to pull, which at the least requires inside knowledge of our java app design (which changes about every 6 weeks). Also, 90+ % of our cases are opened by incoming callerID, and it's all screen-pop oriented. End users can only enter data into key fields, they can't fill in a complete form, so the only data you can steal via key logger is the account number or the name, not both, and possibly a phone number... We don't use SSN as a key field. none of the medical information is ever typed in by an end user.

      Again simply fixed by LOOKING at it. I am talking screenshots here and a lot of random malware has that capability. A bot is of course not good for anything that is custom made but the person that controls the bot might gain some useful information. And most likely people would like to review/print the information that they entered, a big database that can only accept information is about as good as cat /dev/input > /dev/null. A Java App doesn't mean anything to me nor that it changes every 6 weeks (unless you totally redesign it from the ground up) because standard API's probably stay the same, decompiling an app is not a big thing these days, most DRM got cracked in less than 6 weeks.

      Trust me, we host the personal and medical data for a few dozen million people, including every person who's been in the military since the mid 70s. We're CERTAIN you can't get our data with a bot on a workstation at this point. We can't prevent agents from writing data down and selling it in other ways (we've caught a few over the years doing so), but 1 person and a pen stealing credit card numbers is almost meaningless. you're 1000 times more likely to be a victim of identity theft by someone stealing your outgoing mail in your mailbox with the flag up...

      I don't have that much but at least a few hundred thousand people (hospital). 1 person and a pen (or screenshots) stealing information (any) can be quite useful. We've had it too, as long as it isn't YOUR information you probably wouldn't care, the 300 somewhat people did care and management cared about the few hundred thousands in credit protection and legal costs. Again, all it takes is one breach, one motivated hacker and enough time before they get disconnected to set you back a few thousand of records. We recently got a few thousand in records lost because somebody found it interesting enough to script access to one-record-at-a-time resources and before it was noticed they got away with 1000 records. They did get noticed because of the heavy resources it was taken but anyone smarter would've gotten away with a lot more before it was noticed.

      The fact that you say that it is impossible and it never happened means that you're either talking out of your behind or you're a management type that doesn't understand security.

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    15. Re:My optimistic security predictions by joocemann · · Score: 1

      What most people are too egotistical and wrongly self-proud to realize is that nearly all of those people (even if they were you or me) can be corrupted to release that information. It is only a matter of someone wanting the information and the time it takes to exploit the fools we've assumed trust with.

    16. Re:My optimistic security predictions by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      No, it's not impossible for someone inside to write down data points, but they can't search the database willy nilly. In fact, 90% of them can't even make general queries, but only tie a number calling in to a screen pop, then validate the caller by entering data requested, and only then do they actually get a record...

      Screenshots can't be taken from our citrix consoles (that was security 101 stuff we turned off). Screen capture on the remote desktop is also disabled by the security settings. Sure, some motivated person with access could pull some data, but thay can only see the last 4 didgits of SSNs and Credit card numbers. Detailed medical records are hidden from them, and can only be downloaded by approved personell. The purpose of the interface is to confirm information, not display it... and any access to detailed content is logged.

      Go ahead, steal 300 numbers and sell them. pretty much guaranteed if those 300 numbers turn up stolen, and they back track, only 1 employee will have accessed all 300 records.

      I did say we've had a few people we've caught collecting records. All of them serverd not less than 5 year sentences for illegally accessing governemt records. Now that the details of those arrests are part of our training, and people know how EASY it is to get caught, noone steals. (the 10,000 bounty for turning in a coworker doesn't hurt). A manager who failed to report SUSPECTED theft got fired... and that was in anternal audit (a rouse), not an actual theft. Out of millions of records, we've had a few slip, sure, but more slip at the doctors office getting entered in the first place.

      Perfect security is an illusion, I won;t argue that, but even if a hacker could penetrate the workstation inside our secure network, then hack from their on a live session into the web server, that's it, that's as far as you can go. The java code on the web server is just a front end to an app on another server beyond a firewall, and getting from that web server to the AIX box running the app is, as far as the DOD is concerned, impossible... Even a penetration THAT far still won't get to the data as the app server runs a READ ONLY OS! The connection to the java app server is not a constant connection, but a single request session that terminates automatically after 90 seconds...

      The ONLY way to get to the data with anything more than a single query, validated by not less than 3 pieces of data you need to provide, is to actually log onto the datbase server (OS390 host) directly. Good luck getting the admin password to log onto a mainframe, the su- password to run the data export app, and the passwrod the the databases all at the same time....

      You're all also forgetting something crucial... THIS DATA IS ALREADY OUT THERE!!! It;s already maintained by local child service offices today. It's GOING to be maintained SOMWHERE, why not in the most auditable, secure location possible, instead of scattered aroud on a hundred easily hacked windows servers...

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    17. Re:My optimistic security predictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll be honest. That didn't sound 'easy' to do at all. But very impressive in scale, and would actually work. (If all those security procedures are always rigorously followed)

    18. Re:My optimistic security predictions by shanx24 · · Score: 1

      Keep talking. This is useful skinny.

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    19. Re:My optimistic security predictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's be a little bit more unoptimistic here and consider the worst possible scenario, then move forward with optimisism things cannot get pretty much worst.

      We have 58 Million people in the UK, which makes one person in 148.71 with access to it. How many paedophiles or criminals do you think will have easy access to this?

      Do you know that on average about 90% of us use a family members name (usually) a childs as a memorable name for banking.... add that to the edited electoral roll and other bits of information and there is no protection.

      Seriously, I know most peoples blood is boiling just like mine over these databases, privacy, etc.

      The Big Question is When does the people's revolution start?

    20. Re:My optimistic security predictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking this as well. Dude's so proud of his system he's BOUND to let 1 vital piece of info slip...

  44. I work with this database by tygerstripes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not directly, but I work daily with the ContactPoint project and a number of others that coincide with it.

    First: there is no opt-in or opt-out. The database is populated from a number of existing databases at a Local Authority level, and in most cases the primary source is the central Education database, which is in turn populated by schools' information systems and such. All schools, private schooling parents and similar, have a legal duty to submit this information annually in the Schools Census. It's not 100% accurate or up-to-date, but it's as comprehensive a framework as you'll find. "Refusing" or giving "bogus details" would be both very difficult and illegal.

    Second: I hate the database, its supporting systems and the gung-ho approach the DCSF (central govt dept) have employed in its implementation. It is causing more work, problems and morale-breaking long-term consequences than most of the people on this site could conceive, to front-line workers and back-office support staff alike, and I would love nothing more than to see this project and many like it (see "Integrated Children's System") abandoned in favour of implementing some of the more relevant and critical recommendations of the Lord Laming report, which is what triggered the whole debacle, but I don't expect that to happen.

    I have suspected for a long time that this was a back-door approach to a national person database, which is why I don't believe the govt will let go in spite of its inevitable breach of the Data Protection Act once the children reach the age of majority.

    My biggest criticism of the entire suite of projects is that it completely fails to address - and in fact may exacerbate - the central problem with the Victoria Climbie case that it is supposed to solve. Specifically, she was recorded multiple times on multiple databases due to poorly trained users. Even then, there were several contacts with the child that should have led directly to intervention or at least in-depth investigation, with or without additional case background, but the workers involved failed to act.

    Fundamentally, the DCSF does not seem willing or able to accept a simple truth, fundamentally understood by all IT professionals and most of the people on this site: You cannot introduce software to prevent people from making mistakes. At best you can only change the type of mistake they make.

    Most social workers are actually insulted by the systems being introduced, because they increase the administrative workload (in spite of DCSF claims to the contrary) while removing the responsibility and flexibility for workers to make qualitative assessments and trained, experienced decisions.

    Even if central government are to be taken at their word, this system is a poor implementation of a poor solution to a serious problem, and will hinder as much as it helps. If not, this is - as you suggest - an insidious approach to a wider Big Brother agenda.

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    1. Re:I work with this database by mangu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most social workers are actually insulted by the systems being introduced, because they increase the administrative workload (in spite of DCSF claims to the contrary) while removing the responsibility and flexibility for workers to make qualitative assessments and trained, experienced decisions.

      That's typical of what happens every time you start automating a bureaucratic process. The problem is that responsibility and flexibility are inversely proportional to security.

      TFA cites the death of a girl named Victoria Climbié as one of the motives for creating this database. Wikipedia has a long article on her. In her first hospital admission people noticed she was badly injured but "Ruby Schwartz, the consultant paediatrician and named child protection doctor at the hospital, diagnosed scabies and decided that it was scratching that caused the injuries. She made the diagnosis without speaking to Victoria alone.[17] Schwartz later admitted that she made a mistake". It's mistakes like that that this database is trying to avoid.

      Although this database seems "big brotherish", I wish people who complain so much about it would propose alternatives. I have often seen cited the fact that children are much more likely to be abused by relatives or people who are close to them. Yet so many people are absolutely afraid of strangers. When you balance two opposite risks, it seems to me that the Cinderella stepmother is a bigger risk than the internet paedophile.

    2. Re:I work with this database by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Refusing" or giving "bogus details" would be both very difficult and illegal.

      When your enemy is the one making laws, it should be no surprise that any form of going against the enemy would be illegal.

      That still says nothing about if it is the right thing to do.

    3. Re:I work with this database by Leafheart · · Score: 1

      My biggest criticism of the entire suite of projects is that it completely fails to address - and in fact may exacerbate - the central problem with the Victoria Climbie case that it is supposed to solve. Specifically, she was recorded multiple times on multiple databases due to poorly trained users.

      Holy crap, I hadn't heard of that case here, and looked on wikipedia for it. The only thing I can say, if she was white, none of that would have happened. That is a more sadistic and twisted version of the Missing White Syndrome.

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    4. Re:I work with this database by tygerstripes · · Score: 1

      Yes, those are the sort of mistakes that we need to work to prevent. I've read the report and the follow-up report in depth, as have many of my colleagues, and see no way in which the database solutions would make any difference to the issues highlighted.

      Whatever the database is "trying" to do, the practical impact has been overwhelmingly negative. The problems, almost without fail, in Climbie and pretty much every child-protection case where the system has failed, arise from individual front-line workers dropping the ball in their role, either through lack of time or lack of training (though seldom through lack of sincere effort).

      The solution is quite straightforward, then. Stop pumping money into this dead donkey of a political exercise, and start spending it on resources and training for front-line workers. The authorities are horribly overstretched, and that is the crux of the problem - you can only rationalise and consolidate so much.

      The other uncomfortable truth is that there is a point where the cost/benefit curve becomes too steep. As you say, the biggest risks in a child's life are the very people to whom they are naturally entrusted - close family and friends - and we live in an imperfect society. The sad fact is that there will always be a handful of cases where nothing but the most draconian, invasive and aggressive style of monitoring and intervention would prevent tragedy, and that would cause far more harm than good in the long-run. With all the well-managed resourcing in the world, some will slip through the net. I am loathe to see that tragic and inescapable truth become an excuse for increasingly invasive surveillance, when we could spend the money much more effectively by simply increasing the resources available, and thereby make a real difference for those cases where we really could make a difference.

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    5. Re:I work with this database by xaxa · · Score: 2, Informative

      My biggest criticism of the entire suite of projects is that it completely fails to address - and in fact may exacerbate - the central problem with the Victoria Climbie case that it is supposed to solve. Specifically, she was recorded multiple times on multiple databases due to poorly trained users.

      Holy crap, I hadn't heard of that case here, and looked on wikipedia for it. The only thing I can say, if she was white, none of that would have happened. That is a more sadistic and twisted version of the Missing White Syndrome.

      I assume you don't live in the UK, or else you'd have heard of Baby P.

    6. Re:I work with this database by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't like it, would you kindly DO something about it.

      Thanks. (which incidentally was my CAPTCHA!)

    7. Re:I work with this database by aaandre · · Score: 1

      Alternative: Pay attention to children. If you are a doctor, try to really understand what's going on with a patient.

      No software or set of mandatory rules and regulations will replace the need for genuine care, time and curiosity.

      Checklists help in extraordinarily complex situations with stiff procedures and when people are not paying attention.

      Doctors, social workers, teachers, and parents are there to pay attention.

    8. Re:I work with this database by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Yes, but what this database is going to result in is lots and lots of the opposite problem false positives for child abuse, and it will probably not reduce the number of false negatives. Every time someone sees something that they think might be child abuse, into the database it goes. When these observations by people who have almost no first hand knowledge of the people involved reach a certain number, in comes a Child Services worker who "knows" the parents are abusive and they just need to find "proof".
      On the other hand, the doctor in the case mentioned still wouldn't think that the injuries were related to child abuse and never even note them in the database.

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    9. Re:I work with this database by tygerstripes · · Score: 1

      Like what? It's a statutory requirement for every Local Authority to put these measures in place within mandated timescales. What exactly do you think I should do?

      I'm doing what I can to make sure the systems work for our users as well as possible on a functional level. I'm one of the few people that knows enough both about the systems and the processes they support to be able to do that. I'm reducing the negative impact of these laws as much as I can, while voicing my objections and concerns whenever I get the opportunity.

      Just what the hell else can I do? Tell somebody else that they should DO something about it?

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  45. Yum, yum! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I just couldn't help linking this thread with the Neanderthal one, care of Jonathan Swift!

    Just thinking of the children [rubs stomach]....

  46. 390,000 is a huge number.. by michaelhood · · Score: 1

    From the estimates I could find, the adult population of England is about 38 million.

    This means more than 1% of the population has access to this database? Is that really necessary?

  47. Re:Entries for English children arrested for racis by digitig · · Score: 1

    You did that yourself. If it's outrageous and in the Daily Mail then it's pretty close to case proven that it's bogus. Especially since it's all gone very quiet since 2006. Either the school is still investigating or the newspapers decided that there was no story in the outcome of the investigation. Do you really expect people to provide links to reports that nothing happened?

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  48. MP's expenses by ionix5891 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We need a database of MP's expenses

    now that would be something...

    1. Re:MP's expenses by Barny · · Score: 1

      The problem being, no matter how big a signed int you chose for the value of $TOTAL_GBP_SPENT_BY_POLITICIAN it will always, eventually, overflow :)

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  49. England != All UK Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as I can tell no one has picked this up but the article title claims a database of "All UK Children" has been launched yet in the main text it says that it is only for England. What about the rest of the UK? Which part is the mistake?

  50. Naming by ManlySpork · · Score: 1, Funny

    I see a lot more people name their kids";drop table;" now.

  51. Advice, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    England, My friends,

    it appears you are like the frog being slowly boiled in his own pond water.

    I don't say this lightly,

    You Need a REVOLUTION.

    1. Re:Advice, by damburger · · Score: 1

      How?

      We have no weapons, no means of mass broadcasting, and no widespread support for changing anything.

      A revolution in the UK would face, unarmed, one of the most modern armies in the world (probably second only to the US), cultural inertia, and a ubiquitous and loud system of propaganda decrying it as a few undesirables making trouble.

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  52. Re:Och nooo! UK is not England! by s0litaire · · Score: 1

    Well it's Scotlands way of getting back at England for Thatchers lot dumping the poll-tax on us in the '80's...

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  53. ContactPoint? by Xelios · · Score: 1

    ContactPoint
    CP

    Really?

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  54. One good thing by squoozer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There is only one good thing about this database: it's another cost for the Government to bare and it will require more staff to maintain it. As a UK tax payer you might think I'm mad for saying that but hear me out.

    We have a rot in our country that is causing the state to grow almost totally unchecked. The people are broadly split into two camps: those working every hour FSM sends and those sponging of the state. The workers don't have time to try to change the system the spongers don't want to. The only way it's going to get better is for it to collapse under it's own weight and get rebuilt hopefully better (but probably with the same flaws).

    Perhaps it seems a little defeatist of me to say this but think about it for a moment. When was the last time the people paying the tax really got a say in anything? I don't have the figures but I would bet that the largest group of non-voters are working people. Not only are they becoming a minority (government workers don't count) they are suffering exclusion problems too.

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  55. Same government with an 86% infection rate by myxiplx · · Score: 3, Informative

    Bear in mind folks that this is the same government who admit to an 86% infection rate *each year* among the 5,000 odd computers used at Westminster:
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/15/mp_malware_leak_risk/

    Yes, that's 4,300 infected machines a year, with 400 hit badly enough that they get cleaned manually (and I hope to god manual intervention means wipe and start again, but I doubt it somehow).

    So, that's a nigh on certainty that the login details for the database are already well known to 3rd parties then...

    1. Re:Same government with an 86% infection rate by damburger · · Score: 1

      Yet the idea of switch government computers to Linux is consider absurd by ministers. Probably because they get their IT advice from someone on the MS payroll.

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  56. no, because they have the majority they don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the problem is that the English MPs, comprising the majority of the Westminster Parliament, have resisted strongly the idea of diluting their power, particularly the Northern English Labour MPs.

    The idea would have been to have regional bodies and a separate one for London. Westminster would start to evolve to a true Federal Parliament

    By resisting that you have the West Lothian Question of that Arch-Unionist and Bibliophile Tam Dalyell (can't even spell Dalziel), never mind that the reverse situation never bothered him.

    So if English MPs don't want it then ENglish MPs need to get together and resist it. As Englishmen, rather than on Party lines

  57. UK != England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UK != England, change the title morons!

  58. To save time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the reason they are doing this is so 400K "trained" people can save time when looking up every kid in England. Yet, 51K kids have to be shielded from this "secure" database because their parents work for the government that's sending it's citizens kids to the slaughter.

    Nice plan. Let's see the statistics on pedophiles. The most conservative estimate is 1% of the population. So, we're going to have 4,000 screened pedophiles in child care jobs with access to every molesters dream come true.

    Yea, so if I were in England, I'd want to be in that 51K slot or not at all.

  59. Think of the children!!! by damburger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is fallout from the Baby P incident. One tragic case of failure in social services got hammered by the media for weeks, complete with pictures of cute-now-dead toddler, and the newspapers got into full on campaign mode. The government has no choice but to respond. Our IT policy is being dictated by the emotional reaction people have to a small child being beaten to death. Rationality has truly gone out the window.

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    1. Re:Think of the children!!! by argent · · Score: 1

      How is this kind of broad but superficial database supposed to make a difference?

    2. Re:Think of the children!!! by damburger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are thinking too rationally. The UK is run on newspapers playing on peoples emotions in order to boost their flagging sales. A database would not help abused children much at all - but the government want a database and the media has given them a pretext. Logic doesn't enter into it.

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  60. Re:Och nooo! UK is not England! by mnky-33 · · Score: 1

    You may claim flamebait, but it's quite correct. The title is wrong, it isn't for all UK children, just those in England.

  61. appalling for sure, but where else can I go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a great fondness for the UK too, having been born here and spent 37 out of 38 years living here. However this is just another thing in a long line that is making me want to move elsewhere. My question is where else can I go? What are the policies like in other countries? Are there good websites that will give a trustworthy overview of how 'big brother'-ish each country is? If anyone has any good suggestions I'd be interested to hear about them, and why. Is the UK with it's massive amount of CCTV coverage and state-controlled databases unique, or are other nations in reality only slightly behind in this unfortunate process?

  62. Re:Entries for English children arrested for racis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a nice recent overseas article mentioning the incident: http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25361297-7583,00.html

  63. Not all children in the U.K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    England is not synonymous with the U.K

  64. Re:Entries for English children arrested for racis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Daily Mail article is a recounting of facts, with very limited conjecture. You cannot dismiss anything in the Daily Mail without reference to its contents and not be branded a fucktard.

  65. Profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here we go:

    1. Lose current job in failing economy brought on by government.
    2. Get new job in government office collating new database.
    3. Government loses international credit rating due to lack of production and overspending (see 1&2).
    4. Government cannot afford to pay to maintain 1.5B GBP database. Lose new government job.
    5. Take flash drive into work on last day. Download information that cost 1.5B GBP to collect.
    6. Sell to criminals for 0.001% on the pound. (Filled in the the blank for you)
    7. Profit.

  66. Oh please. by professorguy · · Score: 1

    Why don't robbers break into Fort Knox? Because it's much easier to hijack the armoured car that's on the way.

    Your vault is unassailable. I'll just steal your data while it is on one of the 100 machines it is on before it gets to your vault.

    That perfect security shields data that started in a rural clinic on a receptionist's laptop. It went over so many channels before it made it to your vault, it probably arrived pre-stolen for your convenience.

    1. Re:Oh please. by Sandbags · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, you propose to steal the data as it's being entered in remote offices before it's uploaded?

      Well, with a web API over SSH that means you're talking about a keylogger, since any other way to steal that data requires you to have access to an application or a local dataset, neither of which exist. I really could give a crap about keyloggers, since you can already steal that data simply by hacking the PARENT'S COMPUTERS. That's nothing new, it is not an ADDED risk.

      What you're saying, in a nutshell, is that data in any form is unsafe anywhere, regardless of wether it's centralized or not. There is no answer to that, but it's also UNAVOIDABLE. The data WILL exist somehwere, it simply HAS to. (unless you're suggesting we take the entire government back to paper and secure point-to-point fax machines and throw out all the computers).

      We MUST have the data somewhere or the danger is much greater (mishandled children, lack of access to missing persons data, inability to match children to parents, inability to track troubled parents from state to state, inability to centrally documented court interactions with parents, these are all MUCH bigger problems than the risk of data theft of priomarilly useless and invaluable data!)

      If the data IS centralized, then we have a single secure repository. This provides multiple advantages. Cost (fewer servers, fewer admins, consolodiated licensing). interoperabilty (everyone's on the same code base). Audit (every access from every point is monitored, further, we can scrutinize the security level of the guest machine logging in). security by scale (big databases are on big iron, and enterprise class systems and security, scattered regional databases are on back offince machines with little or no regulated security.) Reliability (big massively redundant clusters on UNIX or OS390, not simple machines runnin Windows).

      Let's not loose sight of this fact: THIS DATA ALREAYD EXISTS, we're simpy securing it centrally under government security regulation and audit. IT'S ALREADY OUT THEiR, UNSECURE TODAY. The security can't be perfect, but it's an order of magnitude better than today. Oh, btw, most common method of access from remote sites: Citrix. go on, install a key logger in my virtual desktop image... Hack the remote PC all you want, it won;t get you into the citrix system, and even from there you still need the account credentials to log onto the internal web server...

      Again: my firm processes 7 billion medical transactions per quarter. We have thousands of tapes coming in and out of the building weekly, we have hundreds of throusands of people interacting with the medical records, processing payments, transactions, medical history files, and more, most in real time. We are under CONSTANT attack from viruses, botnets, and hackers. NEVER ONCE have we been breached. DAILY one of our systems is infected, but you can;t get the data by infercting edge systems, you have to infect the core, which is still 3 firewalls and 2 alternating operating systems away.

      Name 1 virus that can hack a Windows PC, from there hack a Citrix console, from there Hack a Redhat web server, from there hack an AIX application server, and from there hack a DB2 or Oracle database on a mainframe... and EACH SYSTEM TIER uses seperate administrative credentials! Even the best hackers in the world can't accomplish that in person, no simple bot can do it.

      Want to collect the data by infecting 1 million point systems, fine, you can ALREADY do that... We're just making a system that solves otehr BIGGER problems, without increasing the security risk level (in fact, it;s better than it is today by large margins).

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    2. Re:Oh please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is your boss. Report to HR immediately for disclosing so much of our infrastructure.

    3. Re:Oh please. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You talk as if the only danger is someone exporting a large subset of this data. Why would a pedophile want to do that when they can search the database where it is? Yeah, that data is all out there already, but right now, I have to find which database has the data I want and then find someone with access to it to subvert. This system puts it all in one place. Now, instead of having to hope the person I can subvert has access to the right database, I know they do. Out of 390,000 people, there are going to be a significant number who can be subverted to access that information.

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    4. Re:Oh please. by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      Why would a pedophile want to do that when they can search the database where it is?

      I'm pretty sure that this works the same as the corollary to Goodwin's law. When you bring up pedophiles or child molesters in an online discussion, you're an idiot, you've killed the thread, and your side loses the argument.

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    5. Re:Oh please. by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      You know, I am not half a scared of criminals stealing data as I am of the government having access.

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  67. UK or England? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is it? Get it right you bloody yankee doodle dandies!

  68. 9 Month waiting period by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does the expecting mother have to get a concealed child permit?

    My child's name is *

  69. My son is called Rollback; by mangu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry, you should have added a 'Commit;' to your son's name.

  70. Re:Entries for English children arrested for racis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You did that yourself. If it's outrageous and in the Daily Mail then it's pretty close to case proven that it's bogus.

    Bogus? Hardly. It happened.

    Regardless of what news source it is reported in, any event involving a overreaction of colossally stupid magnitude related in any way to political correctness or nanny-statism perpetrated by any public servant in England having authority equal to or exceeding that of a lowly dog catcher, is almost 100% certain to have occurred exactly as described.

    There'd be far fewer such events if the political correctness run amuck and nanny-statism took a backseat to common sense. But since people without two brain cells to rub together have precious little common sense, and since having more than one brain cell disqualifies a person from public service in England, I fully expect to see a steady stream of such events occurring on a regular, if not daily, basis.

  71. Security requirements by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Fault tolerance must be less than .00000256% for such a system to be safe. That is a completely unrealistic standard.

    One person is enough to compromise secrecy, and just because you can know who that is, doesn't mean you can retrieve what was already stolen.

  72. The other concern. by rayk_sland · · Score: 1

    I'm less concerned that governments have a database on me, than that 1) their information might be faulty or 2) someone might change it as a way of exerting control over me or my family. Will people ever be able to get a certified backup of their private records? No? then Governments stay out.

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  73. One way to end it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a pity that it has come so far that the only thing I can recommend is for anyone with access to any of these databases to sabotage them.

    I'm quite sure that if something like this doesn't happen, they will remain there for a long long time and there will be many more.

  74. Re:Entries for English children arrested for racis by digitig · · Score: 1

    Bogus? Hardly. It happened.

    But did it happen as described? There was dispute over what she actually said, there was dispute about her being held in a cell, and so on. Whether police involvement was appropriate or not depends on what actually happened, and you won't get that from a source with a business model that pretty much depends on making its readers angry. And everything else I can find links back directly or indirectly to the Daily Mail article; there seems to be no independent source for the story.

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  75. Whatever it is it should be opt in by foniksonik · · Score: 1

    Let the parents or guardians decide. If the guardians ARE the state then they can do what they need to do to stay organized... if not then whomever is will make the decision that makes the most sense to them. Additionally whatever the result it, the records should be sealed automatically on their age of majority birthday... and a new 'adult' record opened when/if they become a person of interest.

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  76. Screening in Germany by tummetott · · Score: 1

    In Germany is a organisation having medical information of all new borne children. Blood combined with personal data is sent to a lab. If the lab would not store the data, why the need personal data ?

  77. The Real Problem by Migity · · Score: 1

    The problem isn't that every child in England is in a database but that in 20+ years every adult in England will be in a database. Talk about forward planning by the government!

  78. Never Never Land ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens when those children grow up ? The dear government has a dossier on everybody. No F*ucking thanks

  79. Re:Entries for English children arrested for racis by XavierItzmann · · Score: 1
    The BBC reports:

    [..] A complaint was made and she was taken to a police station.

    [...] her fingerprints and DNA samples were taken and she was put in a cell.

    [...] Greater Manchester Police said it took hate crime reports very seriously and its treatment of the teenager was in line with normal procedure.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/6047514.stm

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  80. ERROR by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    ERROR 1046 (3D000): No database selected

    Hopefully the authorities will catch pedobear before he learns about USE statements!

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  81. We must track and control by wdef · · Score: 1
    UK Gov policy pseudocode

    (classified)

    until (no_system_resources_remaining){

    We must track and control, or the children will grow up and turn against us. We must track and control, or the children will grow up and turn against us ....

    (fork child)

    We must grow up and control, or the children will track against us. We must grow up and control, or the children will track against us....

    (fork child)

    .... We must children, or the track will grow up and control us. We must children, or the track will grow up and control us....

    ... (fork child)

    We must control the growing up, or the tracking will make children of us. We must control the growing up, or the tracking will make children of us....

    (fork child)

    .... }

    Oops!

    SEGFAULT

  82. And this Database would have "Scabies" on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how would the database be any help at all? The first one writing what's going on in there will either have it right (in which case the database isn't needed) or have it wrong (in which case, the database hasn't helped).

  83. Re:Entries for English children arrested for racis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is far worse then any public surveillance. You have the police shooting people because they are black, so they take it out on kids in grade school.

    Fuck if I will ever travel to England.

  84. Why do you think that will stop me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can't bring the army in that would KILL them politically.

    Armed police?

    No way. Not against unarmed civilians.

    Especially not after the debacle at the G20.

    Going in ARMED? Well, they can bring out the SWANT team or SAS then, can't they.

    The armed populace can only work against a modern government when it operates in guerrilla fashion and is willing to assassinate.

  85. Obligatory comic link... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/4/23/

  86. Spider by wmspider · · Score: 1

    So, the government is just assuming that NONE of the 390.000 employees will fall victim of a social engineering attack, EVER? I don't think that even fits into the definition of optimism...

  87. Re:Entries for English children arrested for racis by digitig · · Score: 1

    Even the Daily Mail version admits that "Greater Manchester Police denied Codie had been kept in a cell". As I say, the facts of the case were disputed at the time, and nobody seems to have seen fit to report the outcome of the school's own investigation. The BBC is far better than the Daily Mail, but it still rather prone to sensationalism.

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  88. Re:Entries for English children arrested for racis by XavierItzmann · · Score: 1
    Alright, then: what about Manchester's very own "The Salford Advertiser":

    A police spokesperson confirmed that they had questioned Codie with regard to a Section Five Racial Public Order offence and that she had been kept in a juvenile unit, not a police cell. "The unit is not particularly threatening, it has picture windows and comfy furniture and she would have been checked on regularly by trained staff. "She was definitely not locked up for over six hours."

    http://www.salfordadvertiser.co.uk/news/s/518644_mums_anger_over_daughters_arrest

    You know, one might call it the Four Seasons or the Shangri-Lah, but if one is there arrested, deprived of freedom, fingerprinted, DNAd and now apparently on a "children" database accessible to only 390,000 people, perhaps one can insist on calling it a "cell".

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  89. Santa? by NoseyNick · · Score: 1

    Doesn't Santa already have this database, for every naughty or nice child in the entire world? Nobody ever complained that that might fall into the wrong hands! He does have somewhat less than 390,000 elves though, admittedly.

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  90. Re:Entries for English children arrested for racis by digitig · · Score: 1

    Or perhaps you can accept that the stories contradict each other and none of us have a clue about what actually happened?

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  91. So, what happens when they all grow up? by Nekomusume · · Score: 1

    Database on every child in the UK = database on every adult in the UK in just a few years.

  92. Missing Data... by CB-in-Tokyo · · Score: 1

    Name 1 virus that can hack a Windows PC, from there hack a Citrix console, from there Hack a Redhat web server, from there hack an AIX application server, and from there hack a DB2 or Oracle database on a mainframe...

    Sorry, but, err, can you include version numbers please...For my ...research project.

    Thanks ;)

  93. England is not the UK by dalg · · Score: 1

    Is it a database of children in England? Then it's NOT the UK.

  94. Database of All UK Children Launched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't see how this is a big deal. Really, how many children have the UK launched anyway? Maybe, back when catapults were more common child launching might have been more of an issue, but in this day and age, I just don't see the reason for a database.