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  1. Oh yeah! on Move to a Mainframe, Earn Carbon Credits · · Score: 0

    0.10 IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
    0.20 PROGRAM-ID. JL01A.
    0.30 *
    0.40 ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
    0.50 CONFIGURATION SECTION.
    0.60 SPECIAL-NAMES.
    0.70 TERMINAL IS TERM.
    0.80 INPUT-OUTPUT SECTION.
    0.90 *
    1.00 DATA DIVISION.
    1.10 FILE SECTION.
    1.20 *
    1.30 WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
    1.40 77 WS-TEKST PIC A(13) VALUE "WELCOME BACK.".
    1.50 *
    1.60 PROCEDURE DIVISION.
    1.70 JL01A.
    1.80 *
    1.90 DISPLAY "HELLO WORLD, " WS-TEKST UPON TERM.
    2.00 *
    2.10 FIN.
    2.20 STOP RUN.
  2. There's an old saying in Tennessee on Datacenter Robbed for the Fourth Time in Two Years · · Score: 0

    There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee - that says, rob me once, shame on ... shame on you. It rob me. We can't get robbed again."

  3. Ok, this won't work! on Handheld Supercomputers in 10-15 Years? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How am I supposed to enjoy pr0n when I have to hold this so called supercomputer in my hands???

  4. Re:Experience with believers in the paranormal. on Paranormal Investigations and Belief in Ghosts · · Score: 0

    All of the servers at this restaurant believe that it is inhabited by a ghost...

    You dare to admit on slashdot that you talk to your servers? What are these servers running? Windows? It would explain the poltergeist effect but your talking???

  5. Re:we need a comet, a big one on Comet Unexpectedly Brightens a Millionfold · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well yeah, we're talking about a comet that brightens, not a president!

  6. Re:Hm... on Terror Watch List Swells to More Than 755,000 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

  7. Re:so... on Brain Regions Responsible for Optimism Located · · Score: 0

    True, I've always considered optimists to be misinformed pessimists!

  8. Re:That's no moon... on Remains of Shattered Moon Found in Saturn's Rings · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's a space station!

    There, matey, I know a dead space station when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now! 'I's not pinin'! 'I's passed on! This space station is no more! It has ceased to be! 'It's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'I's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'I rests in peace! 'I's off the twig! 'I's kicked the bucket, 'I's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-SPACE STATION!!

    There, I corrected that for you!

  9. Re:Can you use it to upload mails? on Free IMAP On Gmail · · Score: 4, Funny

    You'll need Outlook.

    I'm on Debian, you insensitive clod!

    That's the non-free repository, no?

  10. Re:Evolution of strategy on Microsoft Planning to Buy Open Source Companies? · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Microsoft" est-elle une firme française?

  11. Re:Next website I do... on Law Firm Claims Copyright on View of HTML Source · · Score: 1

    Pfff, sue me, if you can find my ip in your log files!

    Ps: I can help you to find my ip in your log files for only a modest amount! - *I* know perl!

  12. Re:That's not all... on Little Old Lady Hammers Comcast · · Score: 1

    They did fine her $345, but not for smashing comcast equipment but for wearing baggy pants! The humanity!

  13. Re:Tiger on Little Old Lady Hammers Comcast · · Score: 1

    Only in Soviet Russia!

  14. Re:Maybe the Sun is confused... on "All Quiet Alert" Issued For the Sun · · Score: 1

    gargle@compaq:~$ bc
    bc 1.06.94
    Copyright 1991-1994, 1997, 1998, 2000, 2004, 2006 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
    This is free software with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY.
    For details type `warranty'.

    define f (x) {
    if (x <= 1) return (1);
    return (f(x-1) * x);
    }

    f(42)
    1405006117752879898543142606244511569936384000000000

    I don't get it :( What's so funny about 1405006117752879898543142606244511569936384000000000?

  15. Re:No more going back to XP? on Vista Runs Out of Memory While Copying Files · · Score: 1

    Just as if 11 is soooo close to 10. It might appear so, but, as Nigel says, it's still one more, innit? It's not 10! It goes to 11!

  16. Re:Before the Ubuntu announcement on Ubuntu On Dell After Four Months · · Score: 2, Funny

    You had to ask for Linux in a very different way.

    Yes, correct, you had to wink!

  17. Re:Long Lost on What's Really Broken with Windows Update - Trust · · Score: 1

    WWMTS

    What Would Mister T Say?

  18. Re:Compare it with... on Meet the 5-Watt, Tiny, fit–PC · · Score: 1

    Does it come with OS/2, half an operating system?

  19. Re:Pink Floyd got it right on The Dark Side of Iapetus · · Score: 1

    I find your lack of original conversation disturbing.

    ;-

  20. Re:Nobody here deserves it on Nominate SysAdmin of the Year By Oct. 12 · · Score: 3, Funny

    hehehe, later they'll say:

    Only six people on Slashdot knew that the title of the Sysadmin of the Year was not to wield power but to attract attention away from it.

    With humble apologies to a certain D. Adams of course

  21. Re:question on Video of Wild Crow Tool Use Caught With Tail Cams · · Score: 1

    Don't worry people, User 956 is alright. If he WAS dying, he wouldn't have bothered to type 'Auuuuuuuugh!'. He'd just say it.

  22. Re:Listserv Idiocy on DHS Injects Itself With DDoS · · Score: 4, Funny

    How friggin dare anyone out there write posts after all this website has been through.

    /. lost her bandwidth, /. went through a slashdot effect. /. had two friggin sharks with lasers on their heads.

    Her administrator turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now /. going through a ddos. All you people care about is..... readers and making money off of her.

    /.'s A WEBSITE! What you don't realize is that /. is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.

    /. hasn't performed on the web in years. /. songs is called "give me hotgrits" for a reason because all you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE.

    LEAVE /. ALONE! You are lucky /. even performed for you BASTARDS!

    LEEEAVE /. ALLLLLONE!.....Please.

    Cowboy Neal talked about professionalism and said if kdawson was a professional he would've pulled it off no matter what.

    Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publically bash someone who is going through a hard time.

    Leave /. Alone Please.... Leave /. alone...right now....I mean it.

    Anyone that has a problem with /. you deal with me, beacuse /. is not well right now.

    leave /. alone/p

  23. Re:"Getting Gouged by Geeks" on Getting Gouged by Geeks · · Score: 0

    Nor the word 'porn' it seems!

  24. Re:Germany should start their own internet on German Court Rules That Websites Can't Retain Logged IPs · · Score: 0

    Funny, as the internet is a network of networks...

  25. Re:so these things, like, ... on New Dinosaur Species Discovery In Utah Released · · Score: 0

    Silly rubinistas, seeing ducktyping everywhere!