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  1. Re:But.... on D.C. Commuters to be Scanned With Infrared Cameras · · Score: 0

    Note to self: remember to microwave the bodies before moving them!

  2. Re:Science is too tough on Help To Map Light Pollution · · Score: 0

    You're a lumberjack?

  3. Re:Behind the scenes in Homeland Security... on LA Airport Uses Random Numbers To Catch Terrorists · · Score: 1, Funny

    int numCheckpointsToday()
    {
    return 11; // This is a random number chosen by a fair method
    }

    Mine goes up to eleven!

  4. Re:kinda true on What's So Precious About Bad Software? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, divine revelation, that's deep! Now I understand spaghetti code,

    Ramen!

  5. Re:Can it... on Jon Udell on the Nerd's Spreadsheet · · Score: 0

    I wrote a unit test that ran 65535 times and it reported 100000 OKs

  6. Re:Great! on Copier Auto-Translates Japanese to English · · Score: 0

    Eh, I knew vigor was evil!!!

  7. Re:Yes... on A Mathematical Answer To the Parallel Universe Question · · Score: 0

    A parallel univers simulated in Excel 2007 perhaps?

  8. Re:"a leading provider of UNIX(R)software technolo on Nasdaq to Delist SCO Sep 27 · · Score: 0

    It's unix, so everything is a file, even Chapter 11

  9. Kansas? on How Students Are 'Evolving' With Technology · · Score: 0

    Did anyone check Kansas? I'm curious if students are evolving overthere as well.

  10. Re:Note taking on How Students Are 'Evolving' With Technology · · Score: 0

    I agree, but the type-vergnügen makes up for the extre weight.

  11. Re:Note taking on How Students Are 'Evolving' With Technology · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but I'll never give up on my IBM Model M Keyboard!

  12. Re:Pointless but cool? on Realtime ASCII Goggles · · Score: 0

    Or the massive thing that powers them and keeps hitting your partner in the ribs.

    I like to put my c*ck there, you insensitive clod!

    and btw,

    b) make sex with unattractive people more fun.

    is a bit like space exploration. NASA spent millions developing a pen with which you could write upside-down, the russians just used a pencil.

    I use a plastic bag!

  13. Re:Go On Post, Say all you want on Belgium May Prosecute the Church of Scientology · · Score: 0

    Pffff, anyone can just sa.#!^éé"""""sjs NO CARRIER

  14. Semprini? on Xbox Live Disallows Linux, Unix As Keywords · · Score: 0

    Who tried? I don't have an xbox but am curious!

  15. Re:To put it another way... on US May Invoke "State Secrets" To Stop Banking Suit · · Score: 0

    mass
    ?

    Are you telling him his girlfriend has a big ass?

  16. Re:In the year 2025... on NASA To Send Luke's Lightsaber Into Space · · Score: 0

    Jarjarites? Are those a race of java developers or what?

  17. The timing is just perfect on Lunar Eclipse Next Tuesday Morning · · Score: 0
  18. Re:Belgium not The Netherlands on Breaking a Car's Cipher · · Score: 0

    Don't forget FOSDEM!

  19. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" on Arm Wrestling Machine Recalled for Breaking Arms · · Score: 0

    Hold on, PC stands for Personal Computer, no? What are you doing on /. when you're not a PC-nut?

  20. Re:Deja vu on Student Finds 5000-Year-Old Chewing Gum · · Score: 0

    That's easy; see, try sticking some on the bottom of your teacher; the desk will believe you!


    Hey, if it's a glitch in the matrix we can all goof off, no?

  21. Re:Dangerous on How To Turn a Mini Maglite Into a Laser · · Score: 0

    And for God's sake don't go fishing for a shark and if you do DO NOT ATTEMPT to attach the laser to the shark's head!!!

  22. Re:I understand... on American Red Cross Sued For Using a Red Cross · · Score: 0

    Jimmy Carter? Is he dead? (Hello, Netcraft? Hello?)

  23. Newlyweds??? on 'Til Tech Do Us Part · · Score: 0

    For some young newlyweds, this means a debate over whether to combine their blogs.

    If you're just married and you're already having a debate whether or not to combine your blogs your marriage is in serious trouble.

  24. Re:Perfectly reasonable hypothesis? on New Theory Explains Periodic Mass Extinctions · · Score: 0

    [citation needed]

  25. I don't care if they are schizophrenic on MIT Engineers World's First Schizophrenic Mice · · Score: 0

    I'm just wondering if they are pan-dimensional and capable of constructing the second greatest computer in all of time and space.