Slashdot Mirror


User: laejoh

laejoh's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
1,392
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 1,392

  1. Re:Problems on Is Speech Recognition Finally 'Good Enough'? · · Score: 1

    You know, there are some handy phrase books on the market. If you're p.e. hungarian and you'd be listening to your own voice your nipples would explode with delight hearing your perfect pronounciation.

  2. Re:Joking aside... on Spyware Maker Sues Anti-Spyware Maker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Roses are red


    Violets are blue


    One of us watched TubGirl way too much to come up with this


    and I think it's you!

  3. I don't know about you folks on What is Your Favorite Way to Make Coffee? · · Score: 1

    but I don't use water, i use THE BLOOD OF A THOUSAND VIRGINS.

    lalala lalala lalalala... meless filter

  4. What's the name of the gene? on Gene Research Gives Hope of Reversing Baldness · · Score: 1

    The Tom Jones gene by any chance?

  5. Re:They have it all wrong. on Wolfram Offers Prize For (2,3) Turing Machine · · Score: 1

    What we do is if we need that extra... push over the cliff, you know what we do?

    Marty DiBergi: Put it up to 256.

    Nigel Tufnel: ...256 Exactly. One louder.

  6. Re:How can it be made fairer? on Deep Blue vs. Kasparov 10th Anniversary · · Score: 1

    Depends on the human. Replace Kasparov with Chuck Norris and this kick boxing thing might just work!

  7. Re:They have it all wrong. on Wolfram Offers Prize For (2,3) Turing Machine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'rule 110'? Come on, that's so much less interesting than 'rule 265'.

    'rule 110'? Come on, that's so much less interesting than 'rule 256'.

    There is no rule 265, so, I fixed it for you...

  8. Re:McCarthy's Secret List on Why Microsoft Won't List Claimed Patent Violations · · Score: 1

    Hi Ballmer, do you have a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    I just had to say it !

  9. Re:Where will there HQs be? on Botnet Mafia in Online Turf War · · Score: 1

    Not Don Luigi! I think you're talking about Uncle Enzo, no?

  10. Re:Let's have ... on Botnet Mafia in Online Turf War · · Score: 1

    Main screen turn on!!!

  11. Re:Incredible opportunities on LG.Philips Develops World's First Color E-Paper · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the fact that you can use the E-paper to clean yourself afterwards!

  12. Re: initiate prosecutions on France Launches Anti-Spam Platform · · Score: 1

    Who needs Chuck Norris when you have French taunting:

    NARRATOR: Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened
    King Arthur. The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely
    by surprise, and Arthur became convinced that a new strategy
    was required ...
  13. Re:Bit rot will help on Harvard Prof Says Computers Need to Forget · · Score: 1

    The future probably doesn't want photos of people drinking beer while wearing pirate hats.)

    And so global warming will continue... 'till people realise it ain't such a bad thing, arrrr!

  14. Re:Easy on Traffic Fraud Inflates Video Site Popularity · · Score: 1

    Hey, the same strategy the RIAA and other IAA's are using!

  15. Re:Such soldiers are still around eh ? on Soldiers Bond With Bots, Take Them Fishing · · Score: 1

    So? He's opposed to torture in Iraq as well??? He's really unlike the other troops!

  16. Re:How to compensate developers on Sun Says, "Compensate OSS Developers" · · Score: 1

    You keep using that word but I don't think you know what it means :)

  17. Re:3 cheers for this guy on Writing Open Source Documentation? · · Score: 0

    Hey, this is slashdot! How would he remember about something called sex (Software EXchange?)

    It does mean Software EXchange, no?

  18. Re:RTFM on writing documentation on Writing Open Source Documentation? · · Score: 4, Funny

    You sig inspires me!

    Do not try to read the documentation--thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth

    What truth?

    There is no documentation


    Sad actually...

  19. Re:Replace for power cables and plugs? on A Tablecloth to Charge Your Laptop · · Score: 0

    If this could help get rid of the mess of power plugs and cables under my desk...

    Well, the tablecloth would normally go on top of the desk but I guess you could try using the cloth underneath of your desk to cover up the power plugs and cables. You'd probably loose the recharge functionality though.

  20. nobody running linux on internet2 it seems ... on Internet2 Taken Out by Stray Cigarette · · Score: 0

    ... otherwise they might have gotten the 'printer is on fire' linux kernel message!

    Though it's sad what happened to Zem

  21. Re:Understood... on Student Arrested for Making Videogame Map of School · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That guy was quite ready to severely injure me - had the teacher not told him to shut up, i woulda been hit with a chair.

    Nobody asked, so, I'm gonna do it:

    You went to school with Steve Ballmer ???

  22. Re:Fascinating human psychology... on NASA Tackles Ethics of Deep-Space Exploration · · Score: 1

    NASA is a US thing, no? The US is well known for the fact that it cannot debate openly about the single most talked about and thought about and influential subject in human history. :)

  23. Spinal Tap on Digg.com Attempts To Suppress HD-DVD Revolt · · Score: 1

    Nigel: "You see, most blokes will be playing at 09f911029d74e35bd84156c5635688c0. You're on 09f911029d74e35bd84156c5635688c0, all the way up, all the way up...Where can you go from there? Nowhere. What we do, is if we need that extra push over the cliff...09f911029d74e35bd84156c5635688c1. One louder."
    DiBergi: "Why don't you just make 09f911029d74e35bd84156c5635688c0 louder and make 09f911029d74e35bd84156c5635688c0 be the top number, and make that a little louder?"
    Nigel (after taking a moment to let this sink in): "These go to 09f911029d74e35bd84156c5635688c1."

  24. Re:Mac, anyone? on Soldat 1.4 Released · · Score: 0

    You see, we Mac users have these acquaintances we call our "friends," with whom we can "go out" and "socialize," maybe having a drink or three, or shooting speedballs, or even stealing a casual fuck in the bathroom of Union Pool.

    You keep using those words but I don't think you know what they mean :)

  25. Re:We? on How Google Earth Images Are Made · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... with mental images of Googlites flying kites and riding hot air balloons...

    My mental images consist of Googlites duck taped to the bottom of 747's holding a digital camera...