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  1. Re:No net connection? on Wikipedia Releases Offline CD · · Score: 0

    I had one of those, the PDF on the cd said:

    Beware of the leopard!

  2. the U.S. is a major exporter of cultural products on U.S. Copyright Report More Rhetoric Than Reality · · Score: 1, Insightful

    the U.S. is a major exporter of cultural crap.

    There, fixed it for you!

  3. Re:News to me... on Fragmentation in Linux Documentation? · · Score: 0

    d00d! u R an 31337 hax0r
  4. Re:Inaccurate summary on 25th Anniversary of the Sinclair ZX Spectrum · · Score: 0

    correct, but, if I recall correctly the basic was also pretty SLOW...

    Each GOTO had to be recalculated each time you passed by. I remember Z80 assembler listings (ok, hex dumps) for code had did a sort of 'precompile' of the goto and gosub statements.

    I liked the fact that the basic instructions were also 'characters'. The PRINT statement (key P on the keyboard) only took ONE byte in memory. Basic programs took a small memory print :)

    The slow basic wasn't too much of a problem though. Machine code was easy to use and there were books on the market with a complete disassembly of the ZX-Spectrum ROM. It was easy to speed up your programs.

    <voice impersonation="Borat">Happy Times!</voice>
  5. Re:Best and worst? on The Best and Worst US Internet Laws · · Score: 0

    You're RIGHT! Those US-asians, always thinking that the world revolves around the US whill all of the time the world revolves around my ego!

    Damm it

  6. Re:Yikes! on Goatse.cx Is For Sale · · Score: 0

    A man getting ready to get his head up his ass?

  7. Re:Antics like this... on RMS Protest Song On Gitmo · · Score: 0

    Your comment actually makes me thing. Remember Reader's Digest? I remember reading it in the 80ties and still remember it was full of stories about KGB prisons in Soviet Russia, about people detained for their beliefs. There always was that 'look at those commie bastards' kind of undertone. If you don't disapprove of KGB prisons it means you like communism

    'Funny' how things turn around. Now replace Soviet Russia with US of A, KGB prisons with Gitmo and all occurences of Boris with Abdul and you won't have to edit the rest of the text!

  8. Re:Antics like this... on RMS Protest Song On Gitmo · · Score: 3, Funny

    communists?

    That's SOOOOOOOOOOOOO '80-ties! You must have misspelled Al-Queda!

  9. Re:Alas on Star Trek Shields Now a Possibility? · · Score: 0

    What? And get a cease and desist order from the Gibson Research Corporation?

    Sorry, couldn't resist!

  10. Re:Quick on Word Vulnerability Compromised US State Dept. · · Score: 0

    What magical office software do you use that is apparently 100% bug free?

    Latex, the writer offer(s|ed) cash for bugs found

  11. Re:Bad headline! on NY Governor to Target Violent Video Games · · Score: 0

    Are you implying there is some sort of German shampoo cartel working behind the (shower) curtains? I don't think there is such a thing. TINGSC!

  12. Re:Time doesn't exist? on Six-Dimensional Space-Time Theory · · Score: 0

    time an illusion of motion? Lunchtime double so!

  13. Re:The abstract of the story on Chimps Evolved More Than Humans · · Score: 0

    Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  14. Re:Buying a new keyboard is pointless. on Is DVORAK Gaining Traction Among Coders? · · Score: 1, Funny

    to have a copy of it on paper taped to your monitor.

    I just did, but now I can't read my screen :(

  15. Re:Henry Round the real inventor? on LED Forty Years Older Than Thought · · Score: 5, Funny

    He published only a very short note

    something like: I discovered that semiconductors can produce light, I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain?

  16. Re:How to learn unix... on Learn How UNIX Multitasks · · Score: 0

    Your wife has a problem with you going outside?

    YES siree, I start counting from zero!

  17. Re:hooh! on Should Chimps Have Human Rights? · · Score: 0

    Acme::Ook is your friend I guess

    Please, no "I'm a frick'in chimp, not an orang-utan, you insensitive clod" jokes please!

  18. Re:Term papers aren't about assesment on Is The Term Paper Dead? · · Score: 0

    IANAEM (not an English major) but shouldn't that be assessment? You made me think 'bout the ladies, sir!

  19. Re:It's a shame... on PC World's 50 Best Tech Products of All Time · · Score: 0

    Actually, Excel still alows you to do this. Search for lotus in the help and you'll find out how to activate the lotus 1-2-3 style of commands.

  20. Re:So...uh... on Organism Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex · · Score: 0

    You funny puritans, going to Australia to masturbate!



    All, Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you. Amen!

  21. And justice for all... on RIAA Caught in Tough Legal Situation · · Score: 0
  22. Re:Who does microsoft execs listen to? on Scoble Bites The Hand That Fed Him · · Score: 0

    Monkeys on typewriters?

    Oh, I got it: monkeys with frickin' typewriters attached to their heads!

    Really people, it would explain a lot!

  23. Re:3D Martian Flyover Movies! on 3D Martian Flyover Movies · · Score: 0

    Any evidence of abduction?

    You're asking for a goatse pic?

  24. NEC Research Institute in Princeton, NJ on Speed of Light Exceeded? · · Score: 0

    Wake me up when the scientists of Arkintoofle Minor publish their findings.

  25. Re:ad-homs won't help. on 500-in-1 Electronics Kits? · · Score: 0

    No no no, senhor, you say it all wrong, it's not "ON, THOSE, TRAYS!", it's UNO, DOS, TRES!