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  1. Re:Chinese conspiracy! on Chinese Develop Remote Controlled Pigeons · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I can't resist:

    In Communist China Google controls the Party remotely!

  2. Re:Gah on Star Trek To Return Christmas 2008 · · Score: 0, Funny

    Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnn nnnnnnnn!

  3. ou'll release the dogs, or the bees, or... on Vanishing Honeybees Will Affect Future Crops · · Score: 0

    Don't tell me the dogs DID inhale???

  4. Re:Unfortunate? on Avoiding the Word "Evolution" · · Score: 1, Funny

    So? If you present Gravity as a theory in our schools I want equal time for the theory of Intelligent Falling!

  5. Re:Here's a question on Amazon Launches Answers Service Beta · · Score: 1

    As I already know the answer (42) but am not sure about the question...



    NO
  6. Re:"Hammer and anvil"? on Chimps Found Making Own Weapons to Hunt for Food · · Score: 0

    Ok, how does it work when they, as monkeys do, attack us with a banana.

  7. Re:Welcome on SETI Finally Finds Something · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You mean we don't have to expect a dupe?

  8. Re:Crunchy? on Possible 25 Million Year Old Frog Found · · Score: 1, Informative

    Those who modded this Offtopic obviously don't know their Monty Python stuff!

  9. Re:Maybe it's just happy? on Earth's Constant Hum Explained · · Score: 1, Funny

    or maybe it 's just happy ;)

  10. Re:What happens if you lose fingers and hands? on Toshiba Puts Fingerprint Readers on Cell Phones · · Score: 0

    Without hands you wouldn't be able to hold your phone, so forget about scanning your finger, duh!

  11. Will it also... on The NSFW HTML Attribute · · Score: 0

    ... help us search more easily for objectionable material?


    "It is also about making us feel more comfortable posting possibly objectionable content by giving visitors a means of easily filtering that content.'"
  12. Re:Robotic Jesus on Wal-Mart Asked to Drop Christian Video Game · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pfff, not deadly enough. However, does it have the ...?

  13. Re:May these judges get nothing but v14gr4 spam on 4th Circuit Court Sides With a Spammer · · Score: 0

    You misspelled ebg va uryy I'm afraid

  14. Pending your beliefs about evolution... on Behavior May Influence Evolution · · Score: 1, Funny
    ... short legs became the dominant feature since they increased climbing ability ...

    Ok, here it goes:


    It certainly explains the midget 'cause short legs help him/her climb up the mountain and trees to be closer to FSM!

  15. Obscure reference! on Physicist Trying To Send a Signal Back In Time · · Score: 0

    Great, such progress! No more worries soon about having missed an important television programme.


    "It's, er, really quite fun in its way," he concluded.
    "Certainly better than television and a great deal easier to
    use than a video recorder. If I miss a programme I just pop
    back in time and watch it. I'm hopeless fiddling with all those
    buttons."
    Dirk reacted to this revelation with horror.
    "You have a time machine and you use it for... watching
    television?"
    "Well, I wouldn't use it at all if I could ge1 the hang of
    the video recorder.
  16. Re:use: SPAM as your username on Best Method For Foiling Email Harvesters? · · Score: 0
    I tried using spam@example.com as my email address...

    Waitress: Well, there's spam@example.com and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

  17. I guess I have to RTFA, on A Concrete Solution To Pollution · · Score: 0

    'cause I thought this was about encapsulating the feed of those who pollute in concrete and shoving them of into the sea.

  18. Re:Foreign tastes on Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon · · Score: 0

    So if Japanese people taste like bacon, what do Canadians taste like?


    I don't know, but I'd guess French people taste like chicken. ;)

  19. this is rather good on Piracy Stats Don't Add Up · · Score: 0

    'cause I'm fed up hearing any kind of reasoning like:

    There are 2000 pc's sold so how come we only sold 100 Windows XP licenses? It must be pirates!

  20. Re:Don't overcommit on Tech Jobs For a Student? · · Score: 0

    yvan eht nioj!

  21. Re:Freelance? on Tech Jobs For a Student? · · Score: 0

    As http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=204775&cid =16721249 said, be skilled in at least one language. That language part includes English!

    You'd find a job a lot quicker if you'd learn to write without using u's and r's as abbreviations for 'you' and 'are'.

  22. Re:Computers on Surprises in Microsoft Vista's EULA · · Score: 0
    They are placed alongside cigarettes, alcohol, cars and guns with "consumer products that you own, but can't choose how you use".


    Ok, if you'd mentioned cigars I could relate to what Clinton & Lewinsky did, but right now your sentence doesn't make sense :)

  23. Re:Still way ahead of you! :) on Viral Fossil Brought Back To Life · · Score: 0

    from the IMDB:


    Cast overview, first billed only:

    Kristy Swanson .... Shannon Muir
    Judd Nelson .... Eric Bryce
    David Selby .... General Ryker
    Goatse .... As himself
    Heather Dawn .... Sgt. Bennett
    Robert Giardina .... James

    WTF?

  24. Re:Andromeda strain on Viral Fossil Brought Back To Life · · Score: 0
    ... could still be causing things like diabetes, arthritis, MS, various cancers, or any number of things, all without secondary infections.

    Everytime there's an artcle about virusses (virii!) the slashdot crowd goes in a frenzy. Stop the Microsoft bashing please!!

  25. Re:When cryptography is outlawed, on 30 Years of Public Key Cryptography · · Score: 0

    Well, if we define true as one, then: cos 2pi