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  1. Re:In other words... on Linux for Non-Geeks · · Score: 1

    You're new to Slashdot, aren't you.

  2. Re:OOoo, finally some hope! on Are IT Certifications Meaningless? · · Score: 1

    "Oh, and you know how Einstein got bad grades in school? Yeah, well mine are even worse!"

    By the way...when you quote Calvin & Hobbes, make sure you give credit where credit is due.

  3. Re:latter, not later on How To Get Googled, By Hook Or By Crook · · Score: 1

    And ensure...not insure. ;-) Good spot. It was bothering me, but I wasn't sure if I should say something.

  4. Re:fun in school on Making Science and Math Kid Friendly? · · Score: 1

    Holy freaken -- MOD PARENT UP.

    I agree 100%. Amen. Yes. Absolutely.

  5. Herd What? on Scotts Testing Genetically Modified Grass · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...if it was to escape onto public land, we wouldn't know how to control it.

    Apparently, they have never seen a herd of sheep in action...

  6. Muck It Up on Mars Terraforming Debate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ultimately providing mankind's teeming ranks with a new home. and That is why it is dreadful. We are mucking up this world at an incredible pace at the same time that we are talking about screwing up another planet.

    I agree. Unless humans learn to take care of what they have, we should not even begin to consider "jumping planets" just 'cause we don't want to fix up Earth. It sort of puts us in the position that the aliens from Independence Day held -- we just move from planet to planet raping it for any of its resources and then moving on.

    Absolutely and completely scary.

  7. Re:they earnt it! on A High-tech Wheel of Fortune · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    It was illegal because they exploited the system.

    It's kind of like hacking (to relate it back to Slashdot terms). Yeah...the computer(wheel) has flaws, but that doesn't make it okay to use them to your advantage.

  8. US Rules on A High-tech Wheel of Fortune · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The UK has been behind in bringing their gambling laws to deal with new hi-tech threats unlike the US and Las Vegas.

    Heh...the good ol' U.S. Where murderers, drug dealers and rapists get away every day - but if you steal from Vegas, you're going down.

  9. Exactly on The Web Won't Topple Tyranny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The main reason that the internet has not been a threat to dictators is that the dictators don't need to control the internet. They only need to control the computers that access the internet.

    This is no different than controlling any other type of media. (Control of presses/television stations/etc.)

  10. Re:Asteroids? on Is {pluto|sedna} A Planet? · · Score: 1
    :: scratches head ::
    Oh...I must have had my definition of these things wrong all along.

    Planet > 10,000 football fields
    Asteroid >= 100,000 VW Bugs but less than or eq to 10,000 football fields
    Comet less than 100,000 VW Bugs

    :: sigh ::

  11. Re:"Progress"? on Can Your ATM Play Beethoven? · · Score: 1

    my card has been SWALLOWED by the machine on more than one occasion

    Hmm...maybe you should ask the machine to SPIT. I mean...spit your card back out, that is...erm...

  12. A New Market on Microsoft's Paul Allen Funds ET Search · · Score: 2, Funny
    Oh, it's quite obvious as to what's going on here. You'd have to be an idiot not to see it.

    Microsoft wants to find someone/thing that has NOT heard of Linux.

    :: grins ::

  13. Re:Don't glorify this nonsense. on Hackers: The Art of Abstraction · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Wow...

    I've read some bad writing in my day, but this tops 'em all. And I have to agree with the parent post here -- trying to sound intelligent usually nosedives into complete and utter nonsense.

    Maybe we should work on the Art of Writing first.

  14. Re:GI/GO on Nearly Half of U.S. 'Net Users Post Content · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't you mean "Garbage In, Junk Out"? Oh...wait...that's GI JO...

    Nevermind. :: slinks away ::

  15. Re:I go to Simon Fraser University on Stolen Laptop Alarms · · Score: 2, Interesting
    As my uncle once put it, they are the most ignored (yet annoying) sound in America.

    Heh. I know some people who would disagree with you.

  16. Re:SuperFlu! on Superflu Being Brewed in the Lab · · Score: 1

    :: announcer type voice ::
    But will Superflu be able to defeat his arch nemesis - MEGAVACCINE! Please find out, next time, on "Superflu: The Incredible Fighting Germ!"

    Okay. Yeah. Administer beatings to me too.

  17. Autopsy on iPod Mini Autopsy · · Score: 1
    This really does seem to be an autopsy since he managed to kill it in the process.

    Technicality, I know, but usually you perform an autopsy on things that are already dead.

  18. Re:I love the smell of Antitrust Lawsuits in the m on Microsoft Beta Includes Built-in Virus Scanner · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If I could mod you higher, I would.

  19. Re:Don't mess with MS on Microsoft Warning Leaked Code Traders · · Score: 1

    L0L Yes, I realized my spelling error about three seconds after submitting it. That'll teach me to read over what I write.

    However, of course we don't know if they have addressed every security issue. BUT every security issue that has arisen from people having access to the source code HAS been addressed. (e.g. the IE 5 bug. There are newer versions and updates to IE that do not have this problem). That is what the parent post appeared to be referring to and that is what I was replying to.

  20. Re:Don't mess with MS on Microsoft Warning Leaked Code Traders · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Of course their obvious. Microsoft has already addressed all these issues in new releases of their software.

    Please...don't bash someone or something until you have your facts straight. It just makes you sound stupid.

  21. Action Films on An Ignition Interlock In Every Car? · · Score: 1

    Wow. This could really change car chase scenes. Matrix Reloaded would have sucked even worse if Trinity jumped on the bike and then had to blow into some breathalyzer device.

    And the entire Fast/Furious movies would be completely shot.

    And Gone in 60 Seconds would have to be renamed to "Gone in 90 Seconds"

    Damn politicians.

  22. Required Comment on Disney Board Turns Down Comcast Takeover Bid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, it's a good thing Disney turned it down. If they hadn't, it would have been like joining Beauty with the Beast. Having two huge companies like that would have created A Whole New World, and who knows what problems that would have caused!

    Seriously, though, Disney is going to have Be Prepared for the future -- who knows where it's going to take them...with their animation studio pretty much in shambles. Until they figure out what to do, though, it's just Hakuna Matata!

    Okay...I tried...

  23. Re:Why? on Java SDK 1.5 'Tiger' Beta Finally Released · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It bothers me when I read statements like this. Maybe Java is slower than C -- it really depends on what you are doing with each language. For example, heavy duty graphics are not going to fly in Java. However, the portability that a language like Java has, the ease that it can be implemented and the support that it is gaining/has gained in the corporate world makes it a solid competitor.

    Every language out there has its own advantages and weakensses. C is fast. It is powerful. The gaming industry will probably always continue to use it unless something exceedingly better comes along.

    Java is stable. It is secure. It is very easy to code. Web developers and businesses looking to get multiple systems working together quickly and efficiently will continue to use that.

    I don't pretend to be an expert, but from what I've seen, Java is definitely a good thing to have around.

  24. Give Me A Break on Microsoft-Funded Linux Studies Benefit ... Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Please. This article should have never made it to this page. The only purpose it serves here is for another round of Slashdot bashing against Microsoft.

    Of COURSE Microsoft is going to only sponsor studies that are in favor of them. The same way Linux would sponsor studies that said they were the best. It's the way life (business?) works.

    This incessant Microsoft bashing is really becoming lame. I know I'm generally a proponent for Microsoft, but this isn't even the case here. Complaining about something just for the sake of complaining about something...it just sucks.

  25. Re:i'm not scared... on Today's Windows Virus - MyDoom / Novarg · · Score: 1

    You were scared there for ass? What? Did I miss something? ;-)