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Superflu Being Brewed in the Lab

Genial Generalist writes "Superflu is being brewed in the lab, an article by Michael Le Page, describes some of the ongoing efforts to genetically modify the different strains of flu, specifically CDC modification of bird flu for the purpose of developing new vaccines."

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  1. Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by dukeluke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wasn't there a movie about this very topic not too long ago?...hmm...I believe it was dubbed Mission Impossible 2.

    Point being, haven't we learned any lessons from the movies?!

    Create super virus - (and hopefully the corresponding vaccine).
    Sell super virus to terrorists - (and act like it got stolen).
    Keep vaccine to sell to public when 'Outbreak' occurs (another good movie).

    I hope someone can understand the devastation that could arise should this truly happen!

    But, if 'Outbreak' does occur or 'Mission Impossible 2' then I'm getting out of the city and heading to the hills!

  2. Whack? Quote from article by strictnein · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the article:
    In 2001, for instance, Australian researchers created a mousepox virus far more virulent than any wild strains. This scenario is unlikely, but not impossible, says virologist Earl Brown of the University of Ottawa, Canada.
    "You could create something that is right out of whack, but I'd be surprised."

    Mousepox virus. Is it good or is it whack?
    Looks like this researcher has been reading a little bit too much slashdot.

  3. Good morning, Captain by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    First news item about Cap'n Trips I've seen in a while anyway.

    I'd better start looking for real estate in either Boulder or Las Vegas. Not sure yet.

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    1. Re:Good morning, Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Writing from Boulder, the average house here is $483,000. Things are really different than when King lived here. Of course, when the population dies off, you can move in anywhere. My house is pretty nice, with a view of the mountains, a couple of NeXTs and SparcStations, and 3Mb braodband.

      "The Stand" was the first thing that I thought of upon seeing the article, too.

      Right now, the world could be dying off around me, and I wouldn't know it for weeks. Why? Because I live in the world of ONS-Torlan in UnrealTournament2004, on Linux, OS X and Win32. mmmmm, raptors.....

    2. Re:Good morning, Captain by JasonMaggini · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd stick to Boulder. Vegas didn't end up too well after Mother Abigail's gang got there...

    3. Re:Good morning, Captain by hdc · · Score: 1

      Hmmn. Vegas = Nuclear bomb having nuts. Boulder = Too smart goody-goodies. Vegas = Criminals & psycopaths. Boulder = Snow. Vegas it is! (Stephen King's "The Stand" reference for those confused by this)

    4. Re:Good morning, Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My house is pretty nice, with a view of the mountains, a couple of NeXTs and SparcStations, and 3Mb braodband.

      Pictures? I like pictures of homes.

    5. Re:Good morning, Captain by 93,000 · · Score: 0, Funny

      M-O-O-N

      That spells bug that will kill us all.

    6. Re:Good morning, Captain by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      excuse me, it is COMANDER Trip, not cap'n

      (BTW, I think the reason that Cap'n Crunch uses the term Cap'n and not Captain is because the marketers could not spell Captain)

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    7. Re:Good morning, Captain by Cecil · · Score: 1

      If you consider the preview pictures for the Assault mode in the demo to be representative, then I'd be willing to go out on a limb here and say that yes, there will be assault mode maps with vehicles in them -- every single preview features vehicles. :P

      Seriously though, I am hoping that they bring back some of my old favourites, which their marketing suggests they'll be doing. AS Frigate and AS Overlord were awesome, AS OceanFloor and AS Hispeed were also cool if you liked the harder-to-defend style.

      And in a feeble attempt to make this less off-topic: Yeah, how about that Biogun... I hear it used some sort of lab-engineered 'Superflu' virus. Though it's not very useful against vehicles, I imagine!

    8. Re:Good morning, Captain by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Unless the vehicles are autonomous or sealed, the weapons ought to be effective.

    9. Re:Good morning, Captain by GarryOwen · · Score: 0

      Yes, but Boulder got Molly Ringwald... drool...

      and yes I'm a child of the 80s.

    10. Re:Good morning, Captain by Tukla · · Score: 1
      with a view of the mountains, a couple of NeXTs and SparcStations

      What, do you leave your computers outside? Cool!

  4. Bosh by shystershep · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This make anyone else think of Stephen King's The Stand ?

    That said, I think the dangers of this are exaggerated. No doubt it would be a catastrophe if it were to escape the lab, but life is a lot more resilient than it is usually given credit for. Creating "a virus that could kill tens of millions if it got out of the lab" is a catchy line in an article (or a cheesy plot for a movie), but there is absolutely no basis for it. I think any benefit that comes from this sort of research far outweighs the hypothetical dangers.

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    1. Re:Bosh by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's it, you're goin' on the B Ark...

    2. Re:Bosh by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Umm, I think the use of "Superflu" in the headline was a direct reference to The Stand.

      Would it be a catastrophe if it escaped the lab, or is this just run of the mill New Scientist fear mongering?

      There are plenty of lethal strains of the flu, and other nasty bugs out in the open. Yet, humanity survives.

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    3. Re:Bosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Tens of millions is quite low number. Many diseases have killed more in the short timespan.

      This kind of virus could kill hundreds of millions, which still would be 10% of world population.

    4. Re:Bosh by caino59 · · Score: 1

      well, at least he wouldn't have to worry about this 'super flu'....

    5. Re:Bosh by UrGeek · · Score: 1

      Yep, "The Stand" was the FIRST thing that popped into my mind. "M-O-O-N, that spells Armegeddon and I'm a gettin' tired of it!"

      But if the chance is only 1 in 1000, do you want to bet the whole species on it? Do the other 6 billion souls on the planet get a vote?

    6. Re:Bosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish someone would create a super-virus that would eliminate the existence of linux installs. That would be truly benificial to humanity.

    7. Re:Bosh by shystershep · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Tens of millions is quite low number. Many diseases have killed more in the short timespan.

      Name one -- you're either trolling or on crack (or both, I suppose). Even the "Black Death" took about five years to kill about 25 million, and that was over 600 years ago and before the concept of sanitation was regarded as a good thing.

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    8. Re:Bosh by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Informative

      The 1918 flu pandemic killed 30 or 40 million in a season.

      Regular Joe flus kill a few million worldwide every year.

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    9. Re:Bosh by shystershep · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think the number you are looking for is 20 million, but point well taken. Still, to say that "tens of millions is low" is preposterous.

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    10. Re:Bosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It killed between 20 and 40 million people. That's more than WWI. Tens of millions.

    11. Re:Bosh by simcop2387 · · Score: 3, Funny

      no but i say we keep the telephone sanitizers this time

    12. Re:Bosh by Dan+East · · Score: 1

      This make anyone else think of Stephen King's The Stand?

      Yep, when I read this article the first thing that came to mind was an old black women with psychic powers living in the middle of a corn field.

      While we're talking fiction, 28 Days Later also comes to mind.

      Dan East

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    13. Re:Bosh by dAzED1 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      except you said "Tens of millions is quite low number. Many diseases have killed more in the short timespan."

      Many have killed more

      The "regular joe flu" kills far less than 10's of millions in a "short timespan." Only once (NOT "many") has a disease killed "more" in a "short timespan" (keeping "short" relative).

      So while the person you were responding to may have conceeded, he shouldn't have. Its not many, its not more. Tens of millions is NOT a low number.

    14. Re:Bosh by Nurseman · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Creating "a virus that could kill tens of millions if it got out of the lab" is a catchy line in an article (or a cheesy plot for a movie), but there is absolutely no basis for it. I think any benefit that comes from this sort of research far outweighs the hypothetical dangers.

      If you really want to be scared, read this TRUE account of a near outbreak of The Ebola Virus in Reston Virgina. This book is called The Hot Zone by Richard Preston. When you realize how easily viruses ar spread in hospitals, and labs you should be terrified. Superbugs/Superflus/SARS these are the real dangers to mankinds future.

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    15. Re:Bosh by ParadoxicalPostulate · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are two factors that I don't believe you are keeping in mind.

      The first is total population size. The bubonic plague killed approximately 25 million people of the 75 million people living in Europe at the time.

      The population of Europe right now, according to these people is nearly 10 times that. Its true that the more recent consensus may count some countries not counted in the 75 million count, but still it will suffice for our purposes.

      Another factor is population density, which is much greater in this day and age. Its true that we now have sanitation, but keep in mind that we have more people living in cities as well.

      So you need to keep a few things in mind.

    16. Re:Bosh by michael_cain · · Score: 4, Interesting
      That said, I think the dangers of this are exaggerated. No doubt it would be a catastrophe if it were to escape the lab, but life is a lot more resilient than it is usually given credit for. Creating "a virus that could kill tens of millions if it got out of the lab" is a catchy line in an article (or a cheesy plot for a movie), but there is absolutely no basis for it. I think any benefit that comes from this sort of research far outweighs the hypothetical dangers.

      Life may be resilient, and even human life may be resilient, but civilization is somewhat more fragile. Postulate a death rate from an engineered organism similar to the Black Death in Europe: one-third of the population killed in five years. In the US, that's almost 100M deaths, 20M per year. The current US death rate is about 2.4M per year. Disposing of the bodies is going to be a large, but probably managable, task. How much of the rest of the infrastructure will we be able to keep going? Or at least, at what level will we keep it going?

      Here's another scenario that you might consider. Suppose it's just the US that gets hit. The US economy would have BIG dislocations -- consider what happens in the housing industry as an example. New construction essentially halts, since we would have an enormous oversupply. Some number (probably large) of banks and other holders of mortgages would fail, since a third or so of their mortgages are now worthless. The fallout is not just domestic. At the present time, US consumption of goods and services is driving the world economy (the Economist bemoans this situation on a regular basis). If the US suffers an epidemic that kills a third of the population, US consumption falls drastically, probably by an even bigger factor. The result would be a world-wide depression as enormous numbers of workers whose jobs depend on sales in the US become unemployed.

      Taking a long view, engineered bioweapons scare me more than nukes do. Today building such a bug is still a difficult task, but it's getting easier. At the current rate of progress, how hard/expensive will it be in 20 years? Will a lunatic with the resources of a small country (even a poor one) at his/her disposal be able to do it? There are still going to be a lot of poor countries in 20 years, many with a grudge against the rich countries, and at least a few controlled by lunatics. OTOH, I don't lose sleep over the issue, since (a) there's not much I can do about the risk and (b) the options for trying to protect myself (say by becoming an isolated subsistence farmer somewhere) are unpalatable.

    17. Re:Bosh by TGK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Read Ken Alibek's autobiography. It details the time he spent as the director of the USSR's bio-weapons program. One incident detailed therein is the accidental release of weaponized anthrax spores from a weapons plant in Siberia.

      It more or less annihilated a town downwind of the plant.

      Anthrax isn't contagious from person to person and thankfully these people didn't do much traveling.

      Want a virus that got out of the lab and is wracking up casualties in the 10s of millions? Try AIDS. Of course, the "lab" is the African Rain Forest, and its killing them slowly, but killing nonetheless. Natural selection encourages viruses to avoid killing the host. Imagine what mankind could do with a tool that powerful and a will that malevolent.

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    18. Re:Bosh by JASegler · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Guess you don't read much history do you.

      The Pandemic flu of 1918-1919 - 10-25% exposed died, 25-37 million victims. They think it was a mutated swine flu.

      Bubonic plague (bacteria actually but just to point out a very deadly NATURAL biological agent) - ~90% exposed died, ~137 million victims.

      When europeans came to the US the diseases they brought wiped out about 90% of the Native American population simply because they didn't have the resistances the Europeans had.

      So you think a genetically engineered flu like what was in The Stand isn't possible?
      That it couldn't have a kill rate as high as 90+%?

      Genetic engineering of this kind is far worse than radiation. At least radiation will decay and disappear in 50,000 years or so.

      Biological agents mutate and get stronger through the standard darwinian evolutionary processes.

      They only reason we got rid of smallpox was there was a global effort to vaccinate everyone on the planet for decades. Colds and flu strains are so numerous that we haven't been able to devise a way to get rid of the ones we know of..

      And they want to build super versions of something we can't irradicate now?

      To paraphase from memory The Stand:
      This is how the world ends, not with a bang but a wimper.

      -Jerry

    19. Re:Bosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In keeping with the others... shouldn't that be SSARS? :)

    20. Re:Bosh by SoopahMan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If "life is a lot more resilient", why do we need to work so hard to predict the next virus in the first place?

      Here's what's really going to happen:

      1. A few very troubling virii are created.
      2. DARPA obtains access to some or all of these strains, by a mix of buying data, and hiring in scientists who developed them.
      3. Some of the original scientists really think they're being noble by having created this, and work on a vaccine.
      4. Other scientists believe they're being noble by "enhancing the defense capabilities of America" by helping DARPA develop deliverable, targeted strains of the deadly virus.
      5. Eventually, someone somewhere blows it, and the virus gets out - probably used to attack someone.
      That's reality - this scenario has already gone through all its steps with Anthrax. Why is it helpful to develop this thing again?
    21. Re:Bosh by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      There was also a pandemic in 400 AD (or Common Era to use the new politically correct term) that wiped out millions of people. I don't know what caused it, but it too altered history.

      I suggest looking at the book "The Years of Rice and Salt" by Kim Stanley Robinson (2002). It is an alternate history of what would the world have become if the black plague had wiped out all of the Europeans in 1348, instead of 2/3s of them.

    22. Re:Bosh by therealcaf · · Score: 1

      Very good call on the book. If I remember correctly (I read it in 7th grade, atleast 8 years ago) the book also covers the history of the virus and its major outbreaks. A good read if you want more info on this type of thing.

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    23. Re:Bosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His latest book, Demon in the Freezer, is even better than Hot Zone. It goes through the history of small pox. He then uses the Anthrax attack of a couple years back as an example of the terrorist (foreign or domestic) threat a small pox outbreack would cause.

      He even mentions the Australians working with various Pox virus strains. Culminating in a scarry as hell chapter on how easy it would be to weaponize Small Pox.

      Kept me awake a few night...

    24. Re:Bosh by GarryOwen · · Score: 2, Informative

      It would be just shy of impossibl;e for a virus strain to be isolated nowdays to just one continent, let alone just the US(people flee across borders when scared, thereby carrying the disease).
      This is why smallpox threat from terrorists from 3rd world nations is so ironic. Most likely in the event of a release of small pox, it would travel across the world rather quickly. Much of the 1st world nations (America, Canada, Western Europe) would have adequate supplies(vacinations, etc.) to combat it within their populations, but not enough to help out the 2nd and 3rd world populations. Those nations wouldn't be able to burn their dead fast enough, especially considering the secondary infections and disease that comes with large amounts dead people (cholera, etc.)

    25. Re:Bosh by GarryOwen · · Score: 1

      Just a quick correction, the mortality rate was 2.5%, not 25%.
      Good link follows about the 1918 Pandemic
      http://www.stanford.edu/group/virus/uda/

    26. Re:Bosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think you meant T.S. Elliot.

      'This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends, Not with a bang, but a whimper.' (The Hollow Men)

    27. Re:Bosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no basis for not it either. Certainly there was no basis for the atomic scientists to die from radiation exposure. that is, until after it happened.
      playing with "high consequence" technology is not something that should be taken likely.

    28. Re:Bosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Life will find a way.
      organic systems behave very differently then the simple mechanical systems that we are used to. In the latter case such systems can be confined and stopped. The former will adapt to its environment eventually.

    29. Re:Bosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jews have been using CE for a long time, so have the other 5.5 billion non-christians, but kudos to you for being PC!

    30. Re:Bosh by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

      Today building such a bug is still a difficult task, but it's getting easier.

      Hopefully defending against an epidemic set forth by the release of such a bug will become easier too.

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    31. Re:Bosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ebola Reston (the Ebola outbreak in Reston, VA) does not infect humans. Ebola Zaire is the nasty one. And yes, The Hot Zone is a cool read.

    32. Re:Bosh by Nurseman · · Score: 1

      Ebola Reston (the Ebola outbreak in Reston, VA) does not infect humans.
      It actually does infect people, just like Ebola Marburg (Named after a nun). It just dosen't kill them. It is a non lethal variant of the Ebola Zaire Virus

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    33. Re:Bosh by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "life is a lot more resilient than it is usually given credit for"

      That's because Life evolved in conjunction with its predators, viruses, and diseases, which themselves evolved in about the same timescales. The "resiliance" from these things tends to come from evolving a design for the human which can cope with the latest round of disease.

      (Unless you're from Utah, in which case it happened three days after heaven and earth separated)

      How exactly is a lab virus supposed to fit into that?

      At a guess, a virus created in the lab would have about the same effect on the US population as a virus created in Europe would have on the Aztecs. Never experienced it before? Try this!

      You might argue that evolution would then proceed extremely quickly, "The Stand"-style, where everyone dies except for the odd few who happen to have resistance. That's hardly a consolation for the people who weren't immune, but I suppose it never is... Anyone left amongst the survivors could look forward to getting laid a lot more frequently, and would either have to do a lot of work destroying corpses and running power stations, or look forward to a life of tribal fighting, depending on how organised people are and how many are left.

    34. Re:Bosh by hymie3 · · Score: 1

      To be pendantic, it's AD 400 *or* 400 CE. The "Anno Domini" means "In the year of our Lord", hence "In the year of our Lord, 400" is written as AD 400.

  5. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by lafiel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quickly, someone call Hollywood! Only Tom Cruise can save us now.

  6. well, i'm not too terrified by Transient0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We've been in a position for years where a massive failure at any number of nuclear or biological research facilities could effectively kill us all.

    so they've added one more to the list.

    It's the sort of thing you get used to.

    1. Re:well, i'm not too terrified by aacool · · Score: 1

      Fin de Siecle feelings after the millenium? Methinks the malaise spreads too far

    2. Re:well, i'm not too terrified by haystor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why oh why don't they work on a genocidal virus that attacks mosquitos?

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    3. Re:well, i'm not too terrified by Apreche · · Score: 1

      because they aren't as smart as you are.

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  7. SuperFlu! by cybermace5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds like a superhero name. "What's wrong with that guy? It's mono! It's a cold! It's....SUPERFLU!"

    Please take a number to administer beatings.

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    1. Re:SuperFlu! by Jim_Hawkins · · Score: 1

      :: announcer type voice ::
      But will Superflu be able to defeat his arch nemesis - MEGAVACCINE! Please find out, next time, on "Superflu: The Incredible Fighting Germ!"

      Okay. Yeah. Administer beatings to me too.

    2. Re:SuperFlu! by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      Or even:

      Darkest of night
      With the moon shining bright
      There's a set goin' strong
      Lotta things goin' on
      The virus of the hour
      Has an air of great power
      The dudes have envied it for so long

      Oooh, Superflu
      You're gonna make your fortune by and by
      But if you lose, don't ask no questions why
      The only game you know is Do or Die (mostly Die)

      Second line for beatings to the right, please.

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    3. Re:SuperFlu! by Doomrat · · Score: 0

      Shut up CUNTS.

    4. Re:SuperFlu! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not SUPERFLU, it's, it's, it's

      DUKE FLUKEM FOREVER!

    5. Re:SuperFlu! by br3itain · · Score: 1

      And how scary is a flu bug in tights & a goofy cape, anyway?

    6. Re:SuperFlu! by swankypimp · · Score: 1

      I can dig it. Instead of tights and a cape, SuperFlu could wear all manner of gold chains, a full length fur coat, and a big floppy brimmed hat. Curtis Mayfield could provide the theme song...

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  8. Dangerous research? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Some say that this sort of research is dangerous because of the risk of the virus escaping or being using in bioterrorism, and others that it's good science.

    Refusing to perform research does not preclude others from doing the same for evil purposes.

    1. Re:Dangerous research? by LearnToSpell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, but "they" don't have as much money as "we" do. This stuff isn't something you just cook up in your garage. It's like the weaponized anthrax - there are only a couple of countries that have produced it. All those envelopes flying around the post office and Congress weren't from Iraq.

      Having said that, I agree with this poast.

  9. Going the wrong way by chamilto0516 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Making a superflu? Did they read the memo wrong? We need something to FIGHT a superflu! Hey guys, your scientist, we expected you pay a bit more attention to the details.

    Yet another post by someone who didn't click-thru to the article

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    1. Re:Going the wrong way by og_sh0x · · Score: 1

      Well, now, they can't create a just-in-time cure to the Superflu and save the world and win the Nobel prize if the Superflu doesn't exist, now, can they?

  10. They don't need a lab... by Lattitude · · Score: 4, Funny

    My kid's daycare has a pretty good batch going at all times...

    1. Re:They don't need a lab... by allism · · Score: 1

      Where's my +1 tragic mod when I need it?

      I completely agree - everyone in my family has had something really nasty that knocked us all on our tails for upwards of two weeks - including about five days where it was impossible to get off the bed/couch. Plus, my son and I ended up with ear infections, sinus infections and bacterial conjunctivitis as a result - and the ear and sinus infections were resistant to the first set of antibiotics.

      AND we all had the flu shot this year - I'm reluctant to think we all got shot up with a bad batch, since we each got our shots from different doctors, about a month apart.

      They want superflu, they can come get it - my husband still has the crud in his chest, I'm sure he can hawk up a loogey for them as a starter kit.

    2. Re:They don't need a lab... by arnie_apesacrappin · · Score: 1
      AND we all had the flu shot this year - I'm reluctant to think we all got shot up with a bad batch, since we each got our shots from different doctors, about a month apart.

      From what I've heard (speaking with people that read the CDC flu reports) the strains in the flu shot this past year were not those that spread widely. Basically, when the A and B strains were picked last year, the prediction wasn't that good.

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    3. Re:They don't need a lab... by allism · · Score: 1

      So does that mean we get a refund?

    4. Re:They don't need a lab... by ingenuus · · Score: 1

      Even more strange is that it seems like the majority of the people I know who came down with "flu-like symptoms" actually received the flu shot.

      Obviously, this is not scientific, but rather a personal observation which has made me curious.

  11. The Stand by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    A movie about the superflu? There was the miniseries of "The Stand".

    Here's a bit of lyrics by The Alarm:

    "When I looked out the window
    On the hardship that I struck
    I saw the seven phials open
    The plague claimed man and son
    Four men at a grave in silence
    With hats bowed down in grace
    A simple wooden cross
    It had no epitaph engraved
    Epitaph engraved
    It had no epitaph engraved

    Come on down
    And meet your maker
    Come on down
    Come on down
    And make the stand"

    And yes, Stephen King is alive and well.

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    1. Re:The Stand by danknight · · Score: 1

      Yep, first thing I thought of.... seen the mini series, got the unabridged hard cover 1200 some pages. But it's scary.. It seems that they are making the virus first then find the cure.Sure, the virus getting out and killing millions is unlikely at best, but still, I agree, "any benefit that comes from this sort of research far outweighs the hypothetical dangers."

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    2. Re:The Stand by H1r0Pr0tag0n1st · · Score: 1

      All I have to say if it ever gets out of the lab is:
      Vegas, Baby, Vegas.

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  12. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by the+real+darkskye · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only Tom Cruise can save us?
    We're all doomed!

    Heads for the nearing sporting goods department and sets up home in a nearby supermarket

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  13. Superflu by illuminata · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't that a bit superfluous?

    Oh snap, oooooh snap! Score one for the big I!

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    1. Re:Superflu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, looking at your UserID.... Wouldn't you be, well, *little* i?

  14. Fear psychosis? by aacool · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Stories of this nature tend to bring out alarmists, Cassandras, and 'the sky is falling' types as well as rationalists and 'it-couldnt-happen-here' types.

    The tendency of the human race to both improve it's awareness of the world while at the same time endangering itself has been the cause of grief and happiness.

    This though, seems to be of little benefit to anyone, unless it guarantees a cure for the common cold!

    1. Re:Fear psychosis? by PhuCknuT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree, making modifications and seeing their effects is a good way to learn about viruses and how they function. The benefit to making deadly viruses is learning how to control and kill them. Would you rather wait for one to pop up naturally outside the lab and have another 1918 flu that kills 20 million people (probably alot more with today's population density).

      The quarantine levels within these labs are insane, the odds of 'the stand' happening accidentally are very near 0.

    2. Re:Fear psychosis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stories of this nature tend to bring out alarmists, Cassandras, and 'the sky is falling' types as well as rationalists and 'it-couldnt-happen-here' types.

      "Alarmists" and "the sky is falling" types (Chicken Little) are different rhetorical devices than "Cassandra." Cassandra was an accurate prophetess of Greek legend, although Apollo cursed her so that nobody would believe her prophecies. Cassandra is someone who is right but that nobody is willing to listen to. Very different from Chicken Little and/or "alarmists".

      GF

    3. Re:Fear psychosis? by aacool · · Score: 1

      It is hard to tell whether one is an alarmist or a Cassandra until after the fact. I'm sure Cassandra was considered an alarmist before the Trojan incident, pun unintended

    4. Re:Fear psychosis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, being true to the story, what happened in "The Stand" was not an accident. The doors staying open just long enough were all caused by the walking man.

    5. Re:Fear psychosis? by drooling-dog · · Score: 1
      The quarantine levels within these labs are insane, the odds of 'the stand' happening accidentally are very near 0.

      The lottery industry is proof that people will act on very low probablilities if the stakes are high. The stakes here are high.

    6. Re:Fear psychosis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. The benefits of this research is enourous. I don't know if any biologists have commented but my issue is with developing vaccinations, not finding a cure.

      The very nature of flu family viri as I understand them is that they rapidly mutate to present themslves in a near infine number of ways. You will need as many vaccinations as there are potential types of the disease.

      btw this _severely_ limits its use as bilogical weapon because you cant control it after deployment, sure as hell it will come back to bite your ass and wipe out all your own people.

      Research wise it's far better to go all out broke for a generalised cure imho.

    7. Re:Fear psychosis? by k1llt1me · · Score: 1
      Stories of this nature tend to bring out alarmists, Cassandras, and 'the sky is falling' types as well as rationalists and 'it-couldnt-happen-here' types.

      Yes, and then there's the 'know-it-all' types like yourself who pigeon hole everyone and think you're being insightful and somehow superior.

  15. Whack or Wack by DoNotTauntHappyFunBa · · Score: 1

    I think you lose the "h" if you are denigrating something: "That's wack!"

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    Well, hey, I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage.
  16. old news ... by tazanator · · Score: 5, Interesting

    sorry but the USSR plan was nukes and a "virus cocktail". They would hit major cites with nukes and lay waste there, however the fields that made crops had to be saved (we ship most of the grain they live on to them). They planned to release biological weapons on the great plains, not just a little problem stuff but things like anthraz and small pox or malaria and eboloa. By mixing the virus it becomes harder to trace what antibody the hospital needs, and the next year they can vacinate some people against what was spread in the area to allow farming to resume, 2 winters later the dieases would have died.

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    1. Re:old news ... by aacool · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Please cite references - dont believe everything you read in pulp novels. Then again, don't assume that the USSR had exclusive rights on bio-warfare.

    2. Re:old news ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only hole in the theory is that the virus could naturally mutate on its own and produce a strain that won't die in 2 winters. I think that it was Jeff Goldblum's character in Jurassic Park that said "nature finds a way to survive."

    3. Re:old news ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ok, I call bullshit. First of all, your supposed 'virus cocktail' would be composed of viruses, right? Anthrax = bacterium (bacillus anthracis sp.) Malaria = bacterium (plasmodium faciparum sp.) Ebola makes a very poor choice for a biological weapon, because after all the point of biological weapons isn't to kill, but to incapacitate and by so doing take another 4-5 soldiers out of the fight because they're needed to take care of the infected. You'd also need to find a way of keeping the Ebola from infecting your own people as well. Malaria makes a poor choice as well, mostly because you'd have to train the mosquitoes to attack the right soldiers as well! (malaria can't be spread from human to human contact) Of those you mentioned, only anthrax makes a good battlefield weapon, mostly because it can't infect human-to-human (you need to breathe in the spores, or come into contact with viable spores through an open wound, etc.) As far as 'antibodies' go, scientists are quite able to identify these diseases quickly with the use of a laboratory. A great book on this is "http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/038 5334966/qid=1077901428/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/102-93670 52-8776105?v=glance&s=books"
      written by a guy who actually RAN part of the former soviet's program to manufacture biological weapons.

    4. Re:old news ... by tazanator · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because you were polite about it ... from http://www.asanltr.com/newsletter/01-5/articles/01 5d.htm "-The extent of the Soviet "toxic archipelago", to quote Amy Smithson's memorable phrase, that existed under Biopreparat, is now clear. What remains still controversial are the military plans for the use of this vast arsenal. Tucker grimly cites the allegation that several SS-11, SS-13 and SS-17 intercontinental ballistic missiles, armed with biological agents, were deployed near the Arctic Circle aimed at the United States. The envisioned plan was for an apocalyptic war: a nuclear attack followed by a follow-up biological strike. It is worth quoting Dr. Tucker: "Soviet military doctrine for strategic biological warfare called for delivering massive quantities of contagious agents against urban targets to cause panic and social disruption, overwhelm the enemy's medical system, and spawn widespread epidemics that would be impossible to control." Among the agents that would play a key role was the smallpox virus: "Smallpox biological weapons were intended for use against U.S. cities in a war of total mutual annihilation, with the aim of killing the survivors in the aftermath of a nuclear exchange."

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      I'm told you are what you eat, does that mean I can be you by tomorrow with some A1?
    5. Re:old news ... by aacool · · Score: 1
      Thank you for the reference - I stand corrected.

      You do not comment on the part of my message - that the USSR was likely not the only nation with doomsday plans.

      Cheers

    6. Re:old news ... by tazanator · · Score: 0

      they arn't and thats all I will say to that end.

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      I'm told you are what you eat, does that mean I can be you by tomorrow with some A1?
    7. Re:old news ... by tazanator · · Score: 1

      from http://www.asanltr.com/newsletter/01-5/articles/01 5d.htm "-The extent of the Soviet "toxic archipelago", to quote Amy Smithson's memorable phrase, that existed under Biopreparat, is now clear. What remains still controversial are the military plans for the use of this vast arsenal. Tucker grimly cites the allegation that several SS-11, SS-13 and SS-17 intercontinental ballistic missiles, armed with biological agents, were deployed near the Arctic Circle aimed at the United States. The envisioned plan was for an apocalyptic war: a nuclear attack followed by a follow-up biological strike. It is worth quoting Dr. Tucker: "Soviet military doctrine for strategic biological warfare called for delivering massive quantities of contagious agents against urban targets to cause panic and social disruption, overwhelm the enemy's medical system, and spawn widespread epidemics that would be impossible to control." Among the agents that would play a key role was the smallpox virus: "Smallpox biological weapons were intended for use against U.S. cities in a war of total mutual annihilation, with the aim of killing the survivors in the aftermath of a nuclear exchange." This area has been heavly debated for years, as is the amount of material Russia and the US have in cold storage.

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      I'm told you are what you eat, does that mean I can be you by tomorrow with some A1?
    8. Re:old news ... by dciman · · Score: 1

      Malaria isn't a bacteria. It is a single cell eukaryotic parasite. It also can be treated in a health person with about 4 pills total. Two days or so and you're fine.

    9. Re:old news ... by Choco-man · · Score: 1

      Russian coldwar policy was, indeed, to follow nuclear strikes with biological ones. The exact mix of the cocktail, as you've pointed out to the original poster, he may not have had exact. There are very few individuals who, in fact, know the exact composition. Any agent used doesn't need to be a particulary effective one, as it's not being used as a standalone - you're targeting folks who've already had huge radiation doses and aren't immunologically at their peak, to say the least. Q, dengue, typhoid, yellow fever, hell even pneumonia are all that's required to give the finishing blow. Recombinant work on such things as smallpox are what scare the hell out of me, and i'm a geneticist, familiar with western and eastern practices. Russia's (then, and in many cases now) recombinant technology is amazing. And scary.

      Written by a guy who's familiar with vector, lab 12, obelinsk, etc. It's easy to attack partially incorrect info as an AC, but that doesn't mean the jist of the post isn't correct.

      Vbi znietsa alibekov?

    10. Re:old news ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes malaria IS caused by a bacterium. A 'eukaryotic' bacterium, as opposed to a 'prokaryotic' bacterium. The name differences refer as to whether or not a distinct nuclear membrane/nucleus can be observed or whether or not its nuclear material is spread throughout the cell. As to it being a 'parasite', you're correct, but the term parasite merely refers to how it makes it's living, so to speak. 'Parasite' doesn't refer to a taxonomic division. Plasmodium falciparum is a taxonomic division of bacteria (Genus, species). Tapeworms are 'parasites' too, but they're still in the kingdom Animalia (Phylum Platyhelminths, Class Cestoda, etc, etc...) as are we (kingdom Animalia, Phylum Chordata, Subphylum Vertebrata, Class Mammalia, etc, etc...)

      I still shudder when I think of my Taxonomy courses.... mind-numbing.

  17. Is it worth it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are the benefits of such a vacine really worth the chance of the virus excaping and causing an epidemic?

    I'm not saying it isn't, just a point to ponder.

    1. Re:Is it worth it? by stevesliva · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It's potentially dangerous! Ban it!

      Forget that it's worthwhile research that may save millions of lives. We've already killed promising stem cell research in this country with Bush's stupid executive order. In the future we may be buying our Parkinson's treatments from South Korea...

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      Who do you get to be an expert to tell you something's not obvious? The least insightful person you can find? -J Roberts
    2. Re:Is it worth it? by Rostin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The argument about stem cell research wasn't that it was "potentially dangerous." Bush and many others consider it be immoral. There's a difference. Worthwhile research that could save millions of lives could be performed on (for example) the prison population, but I don't hear many people clamoring for that.

  18. I get to play the part of Stu! by Digital+Dharma · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mainly because he's one of the few that lives in Steven King's "The Stand".

    The part of the Walking Dude should be played by Darl McBride =]

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    End of Line.
    1. Re:I get to play the part of Stu! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Nah. Walking Dude was charismatic and influential. Men would take a bullet for the guy and women wanted to have his children.

      Now, Trash Can Man might be a reasonable fit...

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    2. Re:I get to play the part of Stu! by Digital+Dharma · · Score: 1

      I can't believe I passed that one by.

      I'm off to read the stand again...

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      End of Line.
  19. shouldn't that be? by caino59 · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Create ubervirus
    2. Create vaccine for said ubervirus
    3. ????
    4. Profit!

    sorry about that...

    1. Re:shouldn't that be? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny

      3. Release ubervirus

    2. Re:shouldn't that be? by Derg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      theorhetically speaking, whouldn't it be more profitable to lord the release of the virus over people? to simply put it out there allows for other virus hunters to get samples and create a vaccine. However, if you threaten to release it unless you get money, there ya go. And then you can also charge for the vaccine, once you actually do release it. Cuz thats just smart. Yeah.

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      I'm a little tea pot.
    3. Re:shouldn't that be? by what+the+dumple+is · · Score: 3, Funny

      What and ask for a $699 license fee?

    4. Re:shouldn't that be? by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, you're scary. That's twice as evil. After they pay the ransom, release the virus anyway and then charge for the vaccine!

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    5. Re:shouldn't that be? by Derg · · Score: 1

      isnt that the capitolist way? build something, charge for it, and then charge again to fix it since you hired the cheapest (read: crapiest) labor to build it in the first place. Get em coming and going. Whats wrong with that? Its just evil since your looking at it in the terms of viruses and attacking the world, but at the base of it, like I said, isnt it just capitolism in disguise?

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      I'm a little tea pot.
    6. Re:shouldn't that be? by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      Ehhh...that's pretty flawed. The difference is that with capitalism we're selling a product on the open market, whereas in the virus example we're threatening to destroy a large segment of the population and holding everyone for ransom (especially the girlfriend of the guy who will eventually storm the Fortress of Doom and defeat the bad guy and his minions singlehandedly, and then blow it all up).

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    7. Re:shouldn't that be? by Derg · · Score: 1

      ahh I see what you mean, but since this is /., doesnt that automagically imply that the virus will be open source, and thusly, any evil minion wanting to have himself a viral weapon capable of destroying the world just needs to find a mirror thats current and hasnt been saturated by irc monkeys?

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      I'm a little tea pot.
    8. Re:shouldn't that be? by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      Anyone capable of following your logic must have a pretzel-shaped head.

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    9. Re:shouldn't that be? by Derg · · Score: 1

      erm.. your assuming that there is logic involved. how presumptuous of you. Congratulations.

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      I'm a little tea pot.
    10. Re:shouldn't that be? by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      Yeah, telling people you have a biological weapon that could kill millions of people would be a great idea. Until the other 2 nuclear powers with accurate ICBMs decided on a preemptive strike.

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      Don't blame me; I'm never given mod points.
    11. Re:shouldn't that be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perpetrated by the cousins of the Underpants Gnomes, no less...

  20. How about 100 million? 200 million? by kcurtis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The 1918 pandemic killed 30-40 million, about half of them otherwise healthy adults (as opposed to most flu's, which affect mostly the young and old).

    Given that the world population has more than tripled since then, and given the increases in world travel, a death toll of over 100 million would not be unlikely for a similar flu. I wouldn't be surprised if it went higher (with a similar strain to the 1918 flu).

    I heard on NPR a week or two ago, from an author who wrote about the 1918 pandemic, that in one instance a man boarded a trolley. Before the trolley got to the end of the line, the conductor and several passengers were dead.

    As far as the benefit outweighing the dangers, I agree. But I don't think the dangers are exaggerated.

    1. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The number was closer to 20 million.

    2. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Ruzty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You fail to take into account the state of medical care advancements since 1918. The simple ability to better treat infected individuals and innoculate others would mitigate the spreading factors you cite.

      -Rusty

      --
      The Master (Angelo Rossitto) in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, "Not shit, energy!"
    3. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      I heard on NPR a week or two ago, from an author who wrote about the 1918 pandemic, that in one instance a man boarded a trolley. Before the trolley got to the end of the line, the conductor and several passengers were dead.
      ---

      LOL! What, healthy people got infected and died in a matter of minutes?

      I'd stay away from whatever the hell NPR is if I were you - sounds like they haven't a clue about viruses.

      If you really want to know about this sort of thing, check out "A higher form of killing" by Paxman. It details the origins of AIDS, amongst other things. Interesting to know what your tax money is spent on...

    4. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Sumocide · · Score: 5, Funny
      I heard on NPR a week or two ago, from an author who wrote about the 1918 pandemic, that in one instance a man boarded a trolley. Before the trolley got to the end of the line, the conductor and several passengers were dead.

      Probably because the trolley crashed, he just failed to mention that. Book sales and all.

    5. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by kcurtis · · Score: 1

      I agree the time to kill seemed strange.

      NPR = National Public Radio

      Can a virus not kill that fast? I'm not a doctor.

    6. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by javatips · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I heard on NPR a week or two ago, from an author who wrote about the 1918 pandemic, that in one instance a man boarded a trolley. Before the trolley got to the end of the line, the conductor and several passengers were dead.

      How long was the journey in the trolley? I doubt it was long enought to cover the incubation period. So the people on the trolley were probably already sick and in an advance state of the infection.

      If a virus has a short incubation period and is very virulent (you die quickly) the less likely it will affect a large proportion of people.

      The more successfull virus are the one will long incubation period, take the virus that case AIDS for example.

    7. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The author never mentions the Jehovah's Witnesses and Hare Krishna's that boarded the trolley and that the deaths were from suicide.

    8. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by kcurtis · · Score: 4, Informative

      Everything I've read puts 20 million as the low number. Given the lack of statistics from third world countries, I'd think 20 million is way low.

      An excerpt from the book Flu by (Gina Kolata) about the pandemic puts the number between 20 - 100 million.

    9. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > NPR = National Public Radio

      Thanks. Is that the sort of thing anyone can get on and do their own show? Certainly sounds like it!

    10. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by gc8005 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here's a great read on the 1918 Flu outbreak:

      Flu : The Story Of The Great Influenza Pandemic by Gina Kolata.

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/07 43 203984/qid=1077900610//ref=pd_ka_1/103-9029329-360 3017?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

      The book covers much of the 1918 outbreak. It also details recent effort by two teams to exhume 1918 flu victims from permafrost to study the 1918 flu virus. IIRC, the conclusion was that today's flu is genetically similar to the 1918 strain, but that it doesn't have the same epidemic effect today since 1918 survivors passed on the genetics to fight this strain. In other words, those humans that were genetically susceptible to the 1918 flu strain have all died off.

    11. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by LearnToSpell · · Score: 2, Informative

      LOL! What, healthy people got infected and died in a matter of minutes?

      No, but some people drowned in their own blood in a matter of hours, which would be perfectly valid if you s/trolley/train/g .

      I'd stay away from whatever the hell NPR is if I were you - sounds like they haven't a clue about viruses.

      I love how people slag on NPR from the hearsay of J. Random Stranger on Slashdot. Very enlightened. Bill Gates is the Devil. I read it here, it must be true!

    12. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The more successfull virus are the one will long incubation period, take the virus that case AIDS for example."

      This is, of course, why the 1918 outbreak doesn't continue today. It doesn't mean it couldn't occur again with a different virus. Especially for one created in a laboratory, natural selection doesn't mean squat.

    13. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Umm, that would only hold true in the industrialized world, and then only portions of it. Other portions of the world would be slammed hard, especially those more overcrowded in the third world, where sanitation and overcrowding would cause a 1918 type plague to sweep through the population with extreme rapidity.

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    14. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Are you that literal minded? He meant that so many were sick, people were dropping like flies. He didn't mean that someone would catch it and die in the time it takes to go downtown on a trollie!

    15. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Innoculation assumes you already have millions of doses of an effective vaccine, which we don't yet have for most viruses with pandemic potential.

      Better medical care assumes that you haven't overrun the capacity of the healthcare system. Many of the who survived SARS only did so because they were put on a respirator at a hospital. How many respirators exist on the entire planet? The number is probably only in the thousands. Once those are used up, along with stocks of antiviral medicines, infected individuals won't get much better treatment than they did in 1918.

      Once an outbreak has surpassed these thresholds, probably the only things that have really improved are our communications and face mask filters. However, these improvements are offset by our current habit of having thousands of people traveling all around the globe every day, which could make a severe outbreak suddenly appear in many regions of the globe simultaneously.

    16. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Are you that literal minded? He meant that so many were sick, people were
      >dropping like flies. He didn't mean that someone would catch it and die in the
      >time it takes to go downtown on a trollie!

      I can't tell you what he meant, only what he said. If quoting that is being literal, then, uh...yeah, that's me. Strange insult, but there you go.

    17. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>LOL! What, healthy people got infected and died in a matter of minutes?
      >No, but some people drowned in their own blood in a matter of hours, which would
      >be perfectly valid if you s/trolley/train/g .

      No it wouldn't. There is no virus in the world which will make a healthy man die, drowning in their own blood or anybody elses, in a matter of hours.

      >I love how people slag on NPR from the hearsay of J. Random Stranger on Slashdot.
      >Very enlightened. Bill Gates is the Devil. I read it here, it must be true!

      As you'd be able to tell if you were able to comprehend basic English, I'd never heard of NPR, so that's not the reason I `slag on` (actually it's "slagged off") NPR. I did that because, assuming they were being quoted correctly, they were talking rubbish.

    18. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He meant that so many were sick, people were dropping like flies."
      "He didn't mean that someone would catch it and die in the time it takes to go downtown on a trollie!"

      How else do you parse "in one instance a man boarded a trolley. Before the trolley got to the end of the line, the conductor and several passengers were dead." then?
      What's the man boarding the trolley got to do with anything if he's just detailing their unpleasant demise. You don't write about someone in hospital, who's been there for several weeks in intensive care, by saying "he was so ill that his mother entered the hospital to visit him for the fourth time that week, but by the time she got to his bed he had died", do you? It wouldn't make any sense.

    19. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by 1029 · · Score: 0

      I heard on NPR a week or two ago, from an author who wrote about the 1918 pandemic, that in one instance a man boarded a trolley. Before the trolley got to the end of the line, the conductor and several passengers were dead.

      To which somebody should have asked "Would you like to revise your bullshit story?"

      Anything that killed that quickly wouldn't spread, because the carries would die before the virus could be passed along. I think this guy just took an incident and applied his own creative take on what happened to sell more copies of his book.

      But if you'd like to belive his cock and bull tale, I have a meteorite fragment I can sell you that protects you from cancer. I've carried it for 10 years now and haven't gotten cancer yet. 100% effective, proven by science and statistics!

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    20. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by dave420 · · Score: 1
      "I heard on NPR a week or two ago, from an author who wrote about the 1918 pandemic, that in one instance a man boarded a trolley. Before the trolley got to the end of the line, the conductor and several passengers were dead."

      How did he get on the trolley in the first place? Shouldn't he have died minutes after he got it? If that was the case, the whole world would have died out :) I think it's a slight exaggeration :)

    21. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Informative

      "But I don't think the dangers are exaggerated."

      I had my grandmother tell me her account of living through that epidemic. She lost two brothers then.

      The symptoms werent pretty, and everyone was paranoid... even in the rural area she lived in, every family lost members.

      I was totally creeped out by the details.

      And people were much more community oriented back then... I can only imagine what would happen if such an epidemic occured today in individualistic North America...

    22. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by arnie_apesacrappin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The 1918 pandemic killed 30-40 million, about half of them otherwise healthy adults (as opposed to most flu's, which affect mostly the young and old).

      You make a good point about the young and old being affected more than healthy adults, but you need to include the immuno-compromised. The flu can be quite deadly to those living with AIDS.

      To put the 1918 pandemic in perspective, each year the flu kills about 30,000 people in the U.S. (according to my source that participates in CDC flu studies every year). If U.S. deaths are representative of the rest of the world (which they probably aren't, but I'm using them for the calculation anyway) that would equal about 600,000 deaths per year due to the flu. While it's only 2 percent of the total that died from the 1918 pandemic, that's still a lot of people.

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      Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped for something better than that. -CP

    23. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by nortcele · · Score: 1

      I'm not backing up the story, but carriers may only spread the disease. i.e. Typhoid Mary.
      It may take longer for carriers to die, or they may be completely immune.

    24. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by HangingChad · · Score: 1
      Might also consider that we have a lot better medical care available than in 1918. Due to the limited number of specimens (some frozen bodies in Norway, I believe) it's hard to say how many of the casualties were from the flu itself or secondary complications like pneumonia or bacterial follow-on.

      But consider a scenario when a super bug from a lab gets out when medical services are already overwhelmed by a natural disaster or a break down in civil order. Or gets loose in countries with little existing medical care. That would be your nightmare scenario on steroids.

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    25. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by cruachan · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. On a parallel note I believe that there's some evidence that blood group distribution in europe after the black death was quite markedly different from that before.

    26. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by IvyKing · · Score: 1
      If a virus has a short incubation period and is very virulent (you die quickly) the less likely it will affect a large proportion of people.

      The more successfull virus are the one will long incubation period, take the virus that case AIDS for example.

      If you read the book The Great Influenza by John Barry, you would find that people are usually contagious several days before symptoms appear. In some cases death occurred very rapidly after the onset of the symptoms (people dying in the trolley), but they had been infected several days before.

      Barry did a very good job researching the book, very well worth reading. Not sure of what scared me more - the virus or the political climate in the US during Wilson's second term as president.

    27. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      I have no clue about the incubation periods, though I do know that it was not uncommon to die in mere hours after the first symptoms appeared.

      Now, in my theory, what made the pandemic successful was that it was highly contageous (as all flu variants are), and that once you got symptoms you were beyond hope, though you were contagious for much longer than that...

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      -- If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? - Uli's moose
    28. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Ruzty · · Score: 1

      People on the border of surviving versus not often die from dehydration or the damage done by high fevers from such illnesses. Simple analgesics and IV fluids would significantly help reduce the casualties.

      And, despite the lack of better healthcare in less economically developed countries, there is still better education. A better udnerstanding of the transmission mechanism and precautions that can be taken to avoid infection will also help. During the SARS outbreak entire cities were quarantined in China. Similar actions, facilitated by modern communications, would be taken in the case of a deadly disease spreading.

      Just because a flu may be more deadly does not necessarilly mean it is more contagious. I'm still holding the position that such high death rates on a global scale will not recur.

      -Rusty

      --
      The Master (Angelo Rossitto) in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, "Not shit, energy!"
    29. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by Grayswan · · Score: 1

      Probably because the trolley crashed, he just failed to mention that. Book sales and all.

      Of course it crashed. I mean the conductor died and it crashed into the station at the end of the line.

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    30. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "The flu can be quite deadly to those living with AIDS."

      If a disease came along that killed everyone living with AIDS (and didn't kill off the rest of the human race) then, however ugly an idea it might sound, that disease would have done the human race a favor (purely in evolutionary terms). After such a pandemic, AIDS would no longer be a problem.

      Cold, but then nature knows no compassion.

      Not that I'm advocating development and release of such a disease... phew.

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      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    31. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by gujo-odori · · Score: 1
      in one instance a man boarded a trolley. Before the trolley got to the end of the line, the conductor and several passengers were dead.


      Yeah, I've been on trains that slow a few times, too.

    32. Re:How about 100 million? 200 million? by vivian · · Score: 1

      What about that flesh-eating sore throat thing that existed a few years ago? I think that one actually digests the victim's throat and kills you pretty quick if I recall.

  21. Re:Oh Boy by cybermace5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm from up north, but I'll give it a try:

    "Ootbreark."

    "Owwwwootbreeark."

    Nope, sorry.

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  22. It's only a matter of time... by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's only a matter of time, perhaps 10 or 20 years, until a grad student or third world scientist will be able to easily engineer his own deadly plague virus.

    Human nature is not going to change. We are petty and short sighted, driven by emotion. These things WILL be made, eventually. It is likely sooner or later something really bad will get loose.

    I am afraid for the whole Human Race. How do we prepare for this or prevent this?

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    1. Re:It's only a matter of time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am afraid for the whole Human Race. How do we prepare for this or prevent this?

      Get really, really stoned.

    2. Re:It's only a matter of time... by cnkeller · · Score: 1, Funny

      I am afraid for the whole Human Race. How do we prepare for this or prevent this?Antibacterial soap and a shotgun? Or how about all those little masks I see old Asian people wearing around San Francisco?

      --

      there are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots

    3. Re:It's only a matter of time... by plams · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And maybe vaccines are "10 to 20 years" more advanced by then? To make a really devastating disease you'd have to engineer something ingenious -- like an airborne AIDS. That's not your standard high-school science project, even 20 years from now. Also, most viruses have the disadvantage of having a low incubation time, which means that epidemics can be spotted early and quarrentine meassures can be done fast. Technology can cause death, but it can bring protection as well.

      Don't be a Prophet of Doom. It sucks:)

    4. Re:It's only a matter of time... by EchoMirage · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's only a matter of time, perhaps 10 or 20 years, until a grad student or third world scientist will be able to easily engineer his own deadly plague virus.

      You forget that by that time a grad student or third world scientist will be able to easily engineer the cure, too. And advanced medicine in a first world country even moreso.

      Look, I understand that people want to be all doomsday to knock some sense into people, but really no human invention except the atomic bomb and television has actually had the ability to cause mass casualities that could be considered on a 'doomsday' scale.

    5. Re:It's only a matter of time... by centauri · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's only a matter of time, perhaps 10 or 20 years, until a grad student or third world scientist will be able to easily engineer his own deadly plague virus

      How do we prepare for this or prevent this?


      The same way we should be preparing for any major world disaster: self-sufficient off-world colonies.

      Or, how about creating viruses in legitimate labs right now so that the legitimate grad students and third world scientists (out-sourcing, you know?) will have enough knowledge later to develop vaccines? Now there's a thought.

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    6. Re:It's only a matter of time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But will the grad student get an "A" or "F"?

    7. Re:It's only a matter of time... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1
      I am afraid for the whole Human Race. How do we prepare for this or prevent this?
      By moving onto other worlds? Seriously, plagues have only been common worldwide when travel times became less than incubation times. Plagues were much easier to control, or were much more limitted in scope when the incubation times were significantly less than travel time. (Obvious in retrospect) So spreading the human race out might be a good idea...
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    8. Re:It's only a matter of time... by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's only a matter of time, perhaps 10 or 20 years, until a grad student or third world scientist will be able to easily engineer his own deadly plague virus.

      I wouldn't sell the scientific community short on this. Scientists are well aware of the consequences of their reasearch and the ethical foundations of said research. They are also aware of the various techniques that politicians use to force them into to unethical research and development and how to fight this coersion.

      Scientists are not soldiers: they just don't train any street-gang psychopath into their advanced knowledge and tactics. It is expected to be able to demostrate high moral character and a deep and fundamental understanding of ethics before being trained to do genocidal or omnicidal (technology that would destroy all human life) research.

      That is one of the reasons why the Soviet Union fell: scientists realized that THEY could not control the research that the paranoid WWII veteren Communist leaders were forcing them to do. So they worked behind the scenes to pull the plug on this dangerous and unpredictable government.

      Give the scientists some credit. Just because no one else takes ethics seriously doesn't mean they don't.

    9. Re:It's only a matter of time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do we prepare for this or prevent this?

      We dont, hope it doesnt happen in your lifetime, and enjoy the time you in case it does.

      Welcome to the human condition.

  23. mmmm, Captain Trips by RunzWithScissors · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds not unlike a certain 70s novel I read once. Maybe the survivors of said flu can battle out the final war of good vs. evil! Post apocalyptic society here I come! -Runz

  24. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Movies are here to entertain, if there are lessons in a movie then we should all check ourselves into a clinic. We shouldn't respect movies since they are corporate. The most we can get from a movie is entertainment, if it does not entertain then we should revolt.

  25. Human Evolution by Lord_Frederick · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've read that human evolution has stopped, because modern medicine has eliminated most of the diseases that cause death prior to being mature enough to reproduce.

    If one of these superviruses was released, could it be viewed as a way of pushing along evolution, since only those strong enough and with the genetics to survive the virus would live to reproduce?

    1. Re:Human Evolution by Lord_Frederick · · Score: 0

      Troll?

      I didn't intend this to be a troll post. I thought it was a legitimate question that someone who knew more about evolution would reply to.

      I guess now I know why I always see people qualifying their posts with "I don't mean this to be a troll...but...

    2. Re:Human Evolution by 77Punker · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Evolution still continues, in a Planet of the Apes sort of way. Assorted rich/socially skilled/muscular dumbasses are still more likely to reproduce than a typical high IQ'd geek.

    3. Re:Human Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually; I've wondered about that for awhile. The typical thing for a rich/muscular dumbass to do, is marry a trophy wife; one not noted for brains. So in theory, after many generations of successive breeding (like, say, the last 400 years or so), would that make the rich population dumber on average? IANAGeneticist/Biologist, so please excuse my ignorance.

    4. Re:Human Evolution by 77Punker · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That's why it's Planet of the Apes. Promiscuous people are causing us to go down. These are the people that don't have the capability for abstract thought. They get drunk, fuck, live on welfare (or the rich buy a wife), fuck some more. Now we have a bunch of kids who might be genetically as bad as their parents. Our only hope is that those kids might turn out to be rebels and marry somebody intelligent and not have tons of kids and crowd the Earth.

    5. Re:Human Evolution by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      IANAGeneticist, but I completely disagree. Maybe evolution of bacteriocidal white blood cells has been put on pause, but I don't think that antibiotics would have much effect on whether we're getting smarter, stronger, or otherwise improving.

      Look at it this way. Would you consider a smart, healthy, fertile child that happens to be susceptible to a certain strain of pneumonia as less fit than a slack-jaw yokel that's one step from monkey that just barely manages to survive that particular infection?

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    6. Re:Human Evolution by Orne · · Score: 1

      Uhh, yeah, we will still all be human beings with one more protein that made it easier for the immune system to trap that particular strain of virus. There's some supposition that that's what most of the DNA in our genome is... If you were expecting to evolve a pair of wings out of the deal, or a gripping hand, I hate to disappoint...

    7. Re:Human Evolution by 198348726583297634 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's because geek IQ is not a desirable trait for continuation of the species, as popular a thought as that may be here.

    8. Re:Human Evolution by Hentai · · Score: 1

      Look at it this way. Would you consider a smart, healthy, fertile child that happens to be susceptible to a certain strain of pneumonia as less fit than a slack-jaw yokel that's one step from monkey that just barely manages to survive that particular infection?

      If that pneumonia happens to take out said child, then definitionally, yes. If that child survives and out-competes said yokel, then definitionally, no. 'Fit', in the sense of 'survival of the fittest', is about what DOES happen, not what SHOULD happen.

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      -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
    9. Re:Human Evolution by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      But that would mean that "fit" means "least likely to meet with catastrophic circumstances", and fictional writing aside, I've never heard conjecture of a "luck gene".

      At any rate, your argument still wouldn't support the idea that I'm rebutting: human evolution has stopped due to antibiotics. If anything at all, then the metric of "fitness" has evolved to assign less weight to strong immune systems. Other attributes should still be subject to selection.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    10. Re:Human Evolution by chiph · · Score: 1

      Look at it this way. Would you consider a smart, healthy, fertile child that happens to be susceptible to a certain strain of pneumonia as less fit than a slack-jaw yokel that's one step from monkey that just barely manages to survive that particular infection?

      Me personally? No.

      From the phage's point of view? If it kills the child in 5-10 days, then it's successful (because it then has a good chance of passing itself onto another host). One of the reasons why Ebola is a failure (albeit a spectaularly successful failure) as a phage; is that it's *too* successful -- it tends to kill it's victims before they've had a chance to spread it to others.

      There was a similar discussion here on slashdot (can't find it now, even with Google's help) about how in the 1940's + 50's, when a member of a household was diagnosed with smallpox, the entire house was quarantined for 17+ days (A person is contagious until all the scabs fall off). This caused a food-supply problem for the household (even I don't have that much food on hand, and I have a supply of MREs for the occasional hurricane).

      Neighbors & relatives would place food deliveries on the front steps and leave it for the occupants to get later. No contact was allowed until everyone living in the house had a clean bill of health, or had died. (Meaning that: if someone became ill on day 15, the countdown started all over again).

      Chip H.

    11. Re:Human Evolution by weiyuent · · Score: 1

      I've read that human evolution has stopped, because modern medicine has eliminated most of the diseases that cause death prior to being mature enough to reproduce.

      If one of these superviruses was released, could it be viewed as a way of pushing along evolution, since only those strong enough and with the genetics to survive the virus would live to reproduce?


      Interesting point. A virus such as this is what biologists would call a "selective pressure". Modern evolutionary theory suggests that adaptation occurs as a reaction to a selective pressure.

      One could argue that the removal or addition of a selective pressure allows a population to gradually lose or gain, respectively, fitness. But the question is -- fitness in what regard?

      In the context of biological immunity, resistance to a specific virus may not accord us any other advantages in life. Overall immune strength in humans may falter though in the absence of a selective pressure. One question to consider is whether or not 100 years (i.e. at most a scant 4 human generations) of modern medicine is a long enough interval for significant genetic drift to occur. Coupled with explosive population growth, perhaps it is.

      Take the modern prevalence of myopia (short-sightedness) for example. One could argue that the widespread availability of corrective eyeglasses (or contact lenses for the vain) only encourages the myopic to lead normal, healthy lives and pass on their defective genes, thus making myopia even more common. Yes, yes, there are numerous other possible causes -- I'm just offering this example as an interesting analogy.

      All of these questions suggest that genetic engineering and genomics, far from being an abhorrent evil, might be essential for the survival of the human race. Until about a hundred years ago -- nature brutally culled the weak from the human herd, leaving only the strong to propagate the race. Man has in some ways conquered nature -- thus perhaps it's time also that man took over part of the role that nature played in our breeding?

      This is a scary thought, along the lines of the Holocaust, of contemporary movies like Gattaca, etc. But it is a sobering reality we must think about maturely. If we don't take charge of our genetic destiny soon, perhaps nature will do it for us in a way more unforgiving than any Holocaust.

  26. This reminds me of some of the Animaniacs sketches by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Good Idea: Studying naturally occuring flu viruses to learn how to prevent future pandemic outbreaks.

    Bad Idea: Deliberately creating new versions of the flu, to learn how to prevent future outbreaks.

    The frightening thought is that they aren't using the highest grade of quarantine level. I suppose though, when it does get out, they'll know how they made it, and theoretically, also how to fight it. At least until it mutates naturally.

  27. CDC Superflu modeling info by bcolflesh · · Score: 3, Informative

    Interesting article with Superflu mathematical modeling information:

    http://www.maa.org/editorial/mathgames/mathgames _1 2_22_03.html

    1. Re:CDC Superflu modeling info by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1
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  28. Nature's better at this than we are by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Movies generate a lot of fear of science, from the nuclear boogeyman who manifested as Attack of the 100 foot [animal] in the 50s and 60s, to the recent batch of nano-germ-megaflu series of movies, like 12 Monkeys, Outbreak, the Andromeda Strain, the Stand, etc..

    Fact is, noone brews up a killer virus like Mother Nature. There are thousands of strains of the flu, many fatal to a percentage of their victims.. HIV, Ebola, Smallpox, Anthrax, etc.. Lots of nasty shit out there. There's fecal coliforms on your toothbrush! Eww, I saw it on Mythbusters.

    Anyways, humanity survives. We survived the plague, we'll survive AIDS, we'll survive whatever Professor Peabody and his mad, mad test tubes come up with.

    After all, we don't know enough to cure the common cold, how could we know enough to create the perfect virus?

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    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    1. Re:Nature's better at this than we are by lowe0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lemme put it this way: it took centuries for us to develop rockets to go to space, but we had bullets figured out real quick....

      Humanity is very good at coming up with clever methods of killing ourselves and everything around us. Actually doing something to improve the world is a distant second.

    2. Re:Nature's better at this than we are by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's the problem; we don't know how to create the perfect virus. If we did, we could avoid doing so. I have great faith in human stupidity; we'll stumble across something nasty, even if we do so unintentionally.

      If a script kiddie can create a virus that infects millions of computers, a team of trained biologists can certainly create a virus that can infect millions of humans.

    3. Re:Nature's better at this than we are by ParadoxicalPostulate · · Score: 2, Informative

      Natural evolution is a mindless force.

      Trained scientists working on a "superflu" have a focus, a goal in mind.

    4. Re:Nature's better at this than we are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically, Andromeda Strain tends to be a counterexample: at the end of the book/movie, the virus has mutated from a supercoagulating agent into a form that eats rubber gaskets.

      Also, the Andromeda Strain was a virus that had "infected" a satellite that had crashed into the Western United States.. not man-made.

    5. Re:Nature's better at this than we are by koan · · Score: 1

      y0 capn tripps, its a whole lot easier to make a weapon than defend against one, yes we can make a virus near perfect (90% to 100% mortality)
      In my opinion things have changed, it is now possible for one man to destroy the entire human race.

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      "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
    6. Re:Nature's better at this than we are by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1

      like 12 Monkeys, Outbreak, the Andromeda Strain, the Stand, etc..

      Umm, Andromeda Strain was a 60's-70's Michael Chrichton (sp?) novel.
      I would guess late 60's, though, judging from the KSR-38 Teletype with the broken bell playing a central part in the plot.

      Just my .00027777778 Norwegian Kroner's worth, anyway...
      -tsb

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    7. Re:Nature's better at this than we are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just remember -- the rocket was originally just a new kind of bullet.

    8. Re:Nature's better at this than we are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      we'll survive whatever Professor Peabody and his mad, mad test tubes come up with.
      Is that a challenge? How about a hydrophobia/rhinovirus chimera -- hydrophobia's 100% lethality (vs unvaccinated humans) and long incubation period with rhinovirus's infection vectors. Only the vets and animal control officers will be left.
    9. Re:Nature's better at this than we are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, not man-made, but alien-made. Remember the conclusion? They found the virus was an information storage medium.

    10. Re:Nature's better at this than we are by phishtrader · · Score: 1

      "If a script kiddie can create a virus that infects millions of computers, a team of trained biologists can certainly create a virus that can infect millions of humans."



      Sure, except that the computers are more or less equivalent to being in the same room all at the same time. Especially deadly virii (biological and technological) are also there own worst enemy when it comes to spreading. A dead host doesn't make for a very good carrier.

    11. Re:Nature's better at this than we are by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Bullets were easy. Even a chimp can bring down another chimp with a thrown rock. We just had to figure out how to make the pellet fly faster.

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    12. Re:Nature's better at this than we are by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      That's a rather naive outlook. We will just survive for no good reason. Humans have had thousands of years to build up immunity to certain viruses like the flu and the common cold. Releasing a never-before seen superflu is much different. We survived the plague, but a LOT of people have to die, and as was said previously, we didn't have as much travel back then. A virus can spread a LOT quicker now. And wether or not we might POSSIBLY survive something has nothing to do with the fact that even if we DO survive, millions of people had to die.

      You could work on W's inept staff with that naive attitude.

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    13. Re:Nature's better at this than we are by juhaz · · Score: 1

      The deadly ones are mostly mistakes in nature.

      Survival of the species and all that, if a superbug wipes out all of the available hosts, it has nothing left to spread into and propagate, so it dies out. Not good, so they tend to mutate quickly into less-lethal ones. Flu is a good example, it has potential to be really big one like 1918 spanish flu, but are most strains like that? No.

      Of course such a screw-ups still end up wiping up helluva lot of people every now and then, but they are the exception, not rule.

      Engineered disease on the other hand can be targeted to have optimal incubation time to spread very far and then just kill, it doesn't care about its own survival.

    14. Re:Nature's better at this than we are by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      The majority of viruses that infect computers result from the deliberate actions of the users. Granted, the spread of computer viruses is equivalent to them all being in the same room at the same time; but the actual infection, requiring a deliberate action, functions almost as if an immune system were in place. Besides which, you probably spend a great deal of time in a room with other people. Go to a restaurant? Work in an office? Have kids, and visit their school/daycare? Computers are immobile; people aren't. SARS made it form China to Toronto, without any trouble at all. Society is as networked as any computer system.

  29. Re:I smell a movie... by gricholson75 · · Score: 1

    Have you seen this season's "24" ?

  30. Not what you'd want to overhear at a bar... by Howard+Beale · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, would you go out with me if I was the last man alive???

    Yes? Hmmmmmmm....

  31. riiiiiiiiight... by rebewt · · Score: 1

    "for the purpose of developing new vaccines." ...or for use as a new biological warfare weapon against whomever we get a fart crooked towards next week...

  32. The problem with flu vaccines... by jeblucas · · Score: 5, Informative
    Flu vaccines--for the last several decades--are cultured in chicken eggs. The little eggs gets injected with flu virus, the virus replicates and the little liquid chicken produces antibodies, which are then sucked out and jabbed in Gramma's arm at the clinic. This works great. For swine flu.

    Avian flu, however, would likely kill the egg--Dead Eggs Produce No Antibodies, i.e. no vaccine. Luckily, it's more difficult for avian flu to make the species jump to humans in a virulent form, but the WHO, CDC, and other groups are scared to death some bird flu is going to figure this out soon and we'll be helpless in front of it. It's 1918 all over again.

    Don't get to cranky about these folks looking at ways to culture flu virii in something other than chickens--they're looking for answers.

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    1. Re:The problem with flu vaccines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just wanted to clear this up. Yes, virus is injected into chicken eggs. This allows the virus (likely an attenuated strain) to be replicated and mass produced. This virus (either attenuated or killed) is then injected into a human. This results in the human creating antibodies against this strain of virus, which allows the person to fight that strain of flu when it is encountered again. Antibodies are not harvested from the chicken eggs and then injected into human beings. That wouldn't do anything except ellicit an immune response to chicken antibodies. I don't pretend to know anything about computers, so please don't pretend you know about virus production.

    2. Re:The problem with flu vaccines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, you don't vaccinate someone with antibodies. You inject dead or halfdead viruses or parts of viruses to train *your* immune system to produce the antibodies you need.

    3. Re:The problem with flu vaccines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. The chicken in the egg doesn't produce antibodies. You've gotten antibodies and vaccines mixed up. True, the media of choice for virus replication is chicken eggs, the eggs are infected, incubated, and the virus replicates until there's no chicken left. (The reason chicken eggs are used is that they make nice little containers of living cells. Mice tend to run around.) Then the viruses are isolated and killed or rendered unviable. The pieces of virus are used in vaccines. Upon injection with a vaccine, YOUR body reacts to the dead/unviable virus particles and produces antibodies in response to the foreign particles. Antibodies are produced by your immune system in response to infection/detection of foreign proteins in the bloodstream. A vaccine is a prepared solution of a dead or uninfective organism for the purpose of eliciting an immune response in a host without the danger of actually creating the full-blown disease. Your antibodies tend to hang around for a while, and your immune system is thus prepared against the 'real' virus/bacterium which was the target of that particular vaccine.

    4. Re:The problem with flu vaccines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Close, but no cigar. You are right, in that chicken eggs are innoculated with what is thought of as being the MOST LIKELY flu (actually they produce five strains for one vaccine, but it's still a guess which of the dozens and dozens of strains is going to be most prevalant, but it is still something resembling an "educated guess," which is why sometimes the vaccines don't work well, they picked the wrong strains) to be signifigant in the coming season, but the chicken embryo is nothing but a culture medium.

      They use the eggs to brew up large quantities of virus-laden fluid. The fluid is then treated to break down and "kill" the virus, so it's not infectious, but that there are enough intact components so your immune system can recognise it, and react accordingly (making your own antibodies, and the like). Then, when you encounter the same, "wild" strain of flu, your immune system already is already primed, and can stop the infection from running a full course.

      Coinsidentally, that may be why some people think they get the "flu" from a vaccine, their immune system reacts so strongly that they get a short term run of symptoms, but it's always shorter and usually more mild. That's also why you can't get the vaccine if you've got an egg allergy.

      Anonymous due to my library's computers hating me...

    5. Re:The problem with flu vaccines... by JLSigman · · Score: 1

      The other problem with the chicken egg brewing is for those of us who are allergic to sulfa, eggs, and poultry. We can't get the shot anyways. I'm all for testing new ways to make the immunizations safer for those of us who have allergies.

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      -jls
      Techno-pagan
    6. Re:The problem with flu vaccines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so create the avian flu vaccines with pig eggs. flying pig eggs.

    7. Re:The problem with flu vaccines... by ingenuus · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the good info. I just started looking into this field recently. Apparently, viruses are basically just protein coated DNA or RNA without any internal processes. i.e. they are not really "alive"; which probably explains your use of quotes around the word "kill". Of course, this begs the question of what a "weakened" virus is versus a "dead" virus?

      It seems to me that the whole process of vaccination is statistical... i.e. how is it determined that all of the "viruses" in a vaccine are fragmented enough to prevent infection, yet still structured enough to trigger the proper corresponding immune response to the original viruses?

      Furthermore, is it possible for the fragments to "randomly" combine or work synergistically enough to infect a cell and replicate a pathogen?

      The fact that the egg allergens are not filtered suggests to me that the process might not be thorough in controlling the contents of a vaccine.

      Hence, I would imagine that, statistically, there are people who actually do contract the flu due to a flu vaccine (and not simply brief flu-like symptoms).

      I'd appreciate any insights and especially corrections if I am mistaken.

  33. Terry Gilliam by plams · · Score: 1, Funny

    Anyone wanna join me in a group called "Army of the 12 monkeys" in order to divert the attention of the time travellers and preserve a future of virtual instinction?

    Just a suggestion..

  34. Impossible by mrotschi · · Score: 1

    Thanks to IP laws, it's not possible. If you intend to do such a thing you would be sued by MI2 scenarist !

  35. Save the Ferrets by SphynxSR · · Score: 1

    "She is testing the ability of the new viruses to spread by air and cause disease in ferrets, whose susceptibility to flu appears to be remarkably similar to ours."
    I don't mind testing mice, rats, monkeys and maybe few humans I know. I am evil. But I draw the line at ferrets, they are way too cool.
    Hey it was joke, mice, rats and monkeys are cool too.

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    I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  36. Survivors by permaculture · · Score: 1

    Any of you guys remember the start sequence of the TV show 'Survivors'?

    http://www.survivorstvseries.com/

    --
    Environmentalism is the new Victorianism. Everyone ties on a green corset and pretends we're virtuous.
  37. Re:I smell a movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah the superflu kills all the dogs and cats and we resort to apes as pets

  38. I am not concerned by wowbagger · · Score: 1, Funny

    I am not concerned - I have the Super Vaccine and a 100 Megaton bomb and I ain't afraid to use them!

    1. Re:I am not concerned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a problem, I've got the only delivery vehicle capable of boosting that beast AND change for 25 million. Bring it.

  39. Oh goodie! by cmdrwhitewolf · · Score: 1

    Now we get to play pass the Supervirus! (ALA "Nuke War" from Flying Buffalo games.)

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  40. Re: Flu Crossed With AIDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You could sneeze, and millions of little highly infectious AIDS snot-droplets would fly everywhere and stick to everything. AIDS would get the resistance to being outside the body of the FLU, and the FLU would get the incurability and near 100% fatality rate of AIDS. Even the long incubation period from AIDS would be useful to this AIDS/FLU chimera. It would most likely spread to 99% of the human population in a year and be dismissed as a mild flu. But, it would hide out symptomless until the infected got some other form of cold which would make them sneeze and spread it to others. Only in 6 or 10 years would the Immune Deficiency activity kick in. This would make the infected more suceptible to colds, and so more contageous. And we all fall down!! Mooo Haa haa!

  41. Ive got some to sell by MajorDick · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey all this superflu being brewed in a lab HAH

    Ive got strains of all kinds of previously unknown shit growing in my fridge at the moment

    Ive even tested the human vector factor by eating some greenish ham yesterday, GUESS WHAT ????

    Im sick as hell, guess it works !

    1. Re:Ive got some to sell by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1

      Who let Dirk Gently into slashdot?

    2. Re:Ive got some to sell by MajorDick · · Score: 1

      Uhhhh, I dont get it , I even read the Wiki, and errrr, Now I REALLY dont get it

    3. Re:Ive got some to sell by wickedmm · · Score: 1

      I do not like green egss and HAM, I do not like them... Dr. Seuss had it right all along.

      --
      Don't be a Hem, find some new cheese.
    4. Re:Ive got some to sell by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1

      It's from The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul. Dirk Gently (of Dirk Gently's Holistic Dectective Agency)has a refridgerator which is the epitomy of gross. So rather than clean it out... he buys a new one. Both books are by Douglass Adams.

  42. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by allism · · Score: 1

    So you're volunteering to be a test case for this superflu?

  43. U.S. i -was- working on it's own version. by dameron · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was to be dubbed Superflu-US, but then it was decided they didn't need it after all..

    -dameron

  44. Oh, fer cryin' out loud, relax! by jstave · · Score: 2, Funny

    The folks at Symantec will take care of it. Actually, I suppose getting a flu shot is conceptually the same as doing a "liveupdate" -- it just hurts more.

    1. Re:Oh, fer cryin' out loud, relax! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to use my school's network. Trust me, a needle in the arm is NOTHING in comparison...

  45. Re:Bosh - yes by waterbear · · Score: 1

    Given that the story is based on efforts to make a useful vaccine against a _known_ virus already out there, talk of creating 'superflu' is just ... superfluity.

    -wb-

  46. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

    And you forgot "The Stand" by Stephen King.

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    Sig it.
  47. Hell yeah! by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

    Release this puppy, it's the only way I can use all those "I guess yes, if the world were going to end." lines girls gave me!

  48. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by geoffspear · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nearly all books are published by corporations, too, so I guess we can't respect them, either.

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    Don't blame me; I'm never given mod points.
  49. Re:Illuminati: New World Order by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    It's the Illuminati's plan to decrease the population of the world to make it more controllable, just like adding to the drinking water to make people more controllable.

    [tinfoil hat] This is why I only drink cheap American beer, which I boil first because I don't trust the pasteurization process... I'm thinking of switching to straight bourbon... [/tinfoil hat]

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  50. Re:FIRST PISS by wwest4 · · Score: 1

    Fehler.

  51. Re: 1918 Pandemic- yes, it WAS that bad... by cbelt3 · · Score: 5, Informative

    My grandfather came down with the 1918 flu with his entire Army unit just before they shipped out to France. 2/3 of the unit died. These were young men at the peak of physical condition, but living in very close quarters. Most died literally overnight. He was hospitalized for a month, and fortunately, missed the war. And by the way, it was called "Spanish Flu". Most of the /. crowd is too damn young to remember the major pandemics of the 20th century (Spanish Flu, Polio, TB). Viruses can and will kill a hell of a lot of people in a hurry. Any nice theory to the opposite is obviously developed by people who failed to sudy or remember history. So far we've been damn lucky in the last 30 years. While I'm sure our luck will run out some time, deliberately coming up with an agent that will ENSURE megadeaths is the height of arrogance and stupidity.

  52. They should have used a better name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Superflu" is so last century... "Flu Reloaded" would be a better choice!

    No wait...

  53. Virii and toxins by miketo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    IANAS, but if I recall correctly, the problem with biological agents like virii are that it's very difficult to create a highly contagious, high-mortality virus. Virii need a living host to reproduce, mutate, and pass on their modified genes to the descendants. Airborne virii need to be extremely hardy to survive outside their ideal breeding conditions (read: human host). And a virus that is so virulent it kills its host almost immediately won't live for very many more generations -- it's an unsuccessful mutation.

    That being said, it's still possible to balance all the factors so you have a fairly lethal virus, relatively contagious, that mutates quickly and successfully. It's just not as likely to end up as a Captain Tripps, or even an Ebola.

    Toxins, on the other hand, are better for short-term, near-instantaneous death, and are more likely to be "controllable" through judicious application. Again, there are contraindications such as method of application, weather, &tc. that would warrant not using them.

    The various death merchants will keep experimenting anyway, but it's nice to know that we're far more likely to be wiped out as a species by a giant asteroid than from a little critter built in a lab.

  54. No, it's Captain Tripps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From Stephen King's Official Site. Comander (sic) Trip? Where'd you find that one, kiddo?

    1. Re:No, it's Captain Tripps by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      Star trek: Enterprise gramps.

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      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
  55. Comparatively little work by abiggerhammer · · Score: 3, Informative
    Just to put some perspective on the situation: I mentioned this article to my boss (I work for a company which produces oligonucleotides), and he immediately recalled (though, to be fair, he didn't cite a source) the results of a comparison between the bird flu variant that killed a few people in Southeast Asia several years back and the H5N1 bird flu virus. Apparently the viruses only differed by about 12 genes. He speculated that the researchers in this case might just be trying to find out which of those 12 produce the human-infectious variation.

    Needless to say, this knowledge would be incredibly valuable. And, yes, dangerous in the wrong hands -- but the genes which allow human infection in bird flu may not be, and in fact are probably not, the same genes which allow human infection in other viruses.

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  56. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by climberkid · · Score: 1

    I wonder what will happen '28 Days Later' (yet another good movie)

  57. Black Pest. by aepervius · · Score: 1

    This certainly remind of the black pest which he, was not engineered by men, and at time killed between 33 and 50% of the populations depending on the source, 1/3 being toward the realistic estimate average, 50%,90% being for some unlucky palce which were "emptied" : black pest resource population loss

    I think that in matter of research I am giving credit [sic] to the human mind we can do at least as good, if not better than black plague , by augmenting the incubation time and reducing the healing possibility (make it attack lymphocit like AIDS ! but spread with lung !). Let us take the same loss as basis.

    THIS MEANS THAT EVERY THIRD PERSON YOU KNOW WOULD DIE.

    I still agreee that the benefits might overweight the hypothetical danger, but those danger are not that hypotetycal seeing that much $$$ were given by both west and east block into biological research. Do not make those danger less than they are.

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    1. Re:Black Pest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hemorragic fevers are nastier (90% fatality rate) for Ebola Zaire. And then there's Hydrophobia (Rabies), which has 100% fatality rate in uninocculated humans.

  58. When will we learn? by kippy · · Score: 3, Funny

    All science and research should be stopped for fear of the off chance that something out of a crappy checkout-line novel will occur.

    Have Stephen King books taught us nothing?

  59. Won't matter if there's no oil. www.dieoff.com by xtal · · Score: 1

    Until then, learn how to use a shovel. It's called a bunker, and a couple years worth of rice with long term storage costs less than a notebook PC.

    I'm only half joking.

    --
    ..don't panic
    1. Re:Won't matter if there's no oil. www.dieoff.com by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > learn how to use a shovel... a bunker, and a couple years worth of rice
      > sig: ...don't panic

      After reading your post, I find your sig somewhat ironic.

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      - For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat /dev/random (may take some time)
    2. Re:Won't matter if there's no oil. www.dieoff.com by xtal · · Score: 1

      After reading your post, I find your sig somewhat ironic.

      There's no need to panic if you have a bunker with 18-24 months of supplies.

      Food for thought.

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      ..don't panic
  60. Already done by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 0

    The Stand, by Stephen King

    :)

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    sudo eat my shorts
  61. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by StarfishOne · · Score: 0


    Although it could be worse then Tom..

    I'd rather see Thandie Newton save my day :P
    (every day if that's not mission impossible ;-)

  62. cue Curtis Mayfield soundtrack... by Dewb · · Score: 2, Funny


    Never a dude like this one!
    He's got a plan
    to stick it to the man!

    Oh... Superfl u ... sorry.

  63. I gotta get my eyes checked by thomasdelbert · · Score: 1, Funny

    Am I the only one that accidentally read "Supafly being brewed in the lab?"

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    1. Re:I gotta get my eyes checked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

      Yes, you are.

  64. Natural viruses not as deadly as man-made ones by tehanu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But Nature also seems to be good at counter-balancing its viruses so that they don't wipe out everything (thus ending up killing the virus as well - it needs something to spread to).

    For example many of the most deadly viruses which you have practically no chance of surviving such as Ebola are not airborne. Syphilis used to be much more deadly but gradually evolved into a less potent form.

    Also you forget that a lot of the diseases we survive (as in the population in general not individual people) because people gradually develop immunity to them especially due to proximity to animals. For example smallpox. For examples of what happens when people are suddenly exposed to diseases just look at aboriginal populations like the Australian Aborigines, the South American or North American Indians.

    So a man-made virus:
    (1) While a natural virus's main aim is to survive and hence not kill everything in sight, thus either is either difficult to spread (anything that doesn't involve airbourne or a simple touch) or is simply not instantly deadly, a man-made virus does not need to fill this condition and thus can be both deadly and easy to spread. In fact these are the sort of mutations they are working on in the experiments.
    (2) The virus escapes suddenly into a population which has none or practically no immunity to it.

    So a man-made virus could very well be something that nature has never produced and is not likely to produce - a virus as deadly as Ebola (99% death rate), as easy to spread as the cold (airbourne and touch) released suddenly into a population which has even less immunity to it than the American Indians to smallpox.

  65. What if it gets out? by xtrucial · · Score: 0, Funny

    Then people will get sick.

  66. You must be forgetting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Plague - in dark ages it wiped out 2/3 of population. Also aren't we lucky that AIDS does not spread via air, but what if the next generation of some currently incurable virus is air-born - well it's plague #2.

  67. No, that's it. by darkmeridian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now we're fucked.

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    A NYC lawyer blogs. http://www.chuangblog.com/
  68. RIgggghhtt by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    ..and were going to sprinkle it among the hills of Afghanistan to see what affect it has on Al- ..er rock formations.

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  69. Re: 1918 Pandemic- yes, it WAS that bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Basically the 1918 pandemeic of Spanish Flu was the reason WWI ended. No one was able to fight.

  70. A little research is in order. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you should all find out just who exactly is Dr. Phillip Zack.

    That may make it easier to get a grip on how the ole 'thrax attacks happened in the first place.

  71. Forget the lab, try my office! by Artifex · · Score: 1

    They're letting newbies train in our cubicles during a different shift, at my temp job.
    For some, it must be the equivalent of potty-training, with all the refuse and grime we arrive to, every day.
    Several of us have gone home or called in sick over the last week, probably not coincidentally.

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    Get off my launchpad!
  72. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    --I'm getting out of the city and heading to the hills!--

    You won't make it more than a few miles before us ruralites gun you down. Do you think that I want to give away the food I worked all year to grow to someone who is JUST NOW learning that something bad might happen? You wanted socialism, go make Bush give you some of HIS food.

    Profound lack of foresight, my man.

  73. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, Scientology works. It would actually save us, and if Tom can get it rolling, then good. 'Coz thats a solution.

  74. You'd think we would have learned by Phleg · · Score: 1

    ...not to mess with nature after the incident with putting laser beams on sharks' heads and the accident involving the mutated, thirty foot tall crustaceans.

    Oh well...I for one welcome our new microbial overlords.

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    No comment.
  75. Crime fighter by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    When Superflu is brewed in the lab, he will fight crime while driving around in a cadilac convertible.
    And he'll get all the chicks.

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  76. Just wait for it to happen by dacarr · · Score: 2

    It's only a matter of time before conspiracy theories pop up on this, or at least include this in their current theories. Or rather, pull the I-told-you-so card.

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    This sig no verb.
    1. Re:Just wait for it to happen by raider_red · · Score: 1

      A while, hell. They're in this discussion already.

      --
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  77. Not lucky by geekoid · · Score: 1

    We have been developing means to fight off pandemics:
    1) Cleaner living enviroment
    2) Better medicine
    3) Better medical practices
    4) Better communication.
    5) Better food storage.

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  78. I wonder if... by Bendebecker · · Score: 2, Funny

    The price of housing in Boulder, Colorado is going up cause of this...

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    There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
    most of us won't be able to afford it.
    -- Lemmy
  79. It's nature that's doing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    Well, let me update you on the science here. Nobody is talking about creating a superflu from scratch.

    The issue is that we've got this super-nasty avian flu, which is kinda like airborne ebola for birds. We had an outbreak in the U.S. and had to slaughter 20 million chickens, and the critters' organs were liquifying.

    The problem is, when viruses mix they sometimes exchange genetic material. And we've had a few cases of humans getting sick with the bird flu virus, which as far as we know, they've always caught directly from the birds. When they catch it, they die about 1/3 of the time. So, the big fear is that somebody will come down with bird flu and human flu at the same time, the two will exchange the right genes, and we'll end up with a 33% lethal flu that transmits human to human.

    What these guys are doing is deliberately mixing the two viruses, and seeing if they can get that to happen. They're not doing any custom engineering, they're just giving nature a little helping hand.

    The reason they're doing it, of course, is that if it can happen, sooner or later it will, without our help. I read an article a couple years ago, in which a researcher on the subject admitted he has a cabin in the mountains, to which he plans to flee when this particular shit hits the fan.

    So it would be nice to know a little more about this stuff before it emerges. Of course, it would be even nicer if they did this research in Level 4 containment. The CDC justified the lower level saying that's the official guideline from the Agriculture Dept for avian flu...never mind that the research is a deliberate attempt to make a human-transmissable version of the stuff. Good lord.

  80. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by Seng · · Score: 1

    ... Others that beat MI2: The Andromeda Strain and The Stand.

  81. Just what we need, more Ron O'Neals by mikeg22 · · Score: 0

    Oh, you said Superflu, my bad!

  82. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope those escaped hybrid killer bees don't come back and mix it up with the super-flu, then go back out and attack people.

  83. In a related story by Ada_Rules · · Score: 1

    Microsoft CTO indicates that no one has ever gotten a strain of the flu until after the vacine was created. In fact, he can only think of one case where someone got the flu before the vacine was created.

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    --- Liberty in our Lifetime
  84. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    I must agree!

    The possiblility of creating a pandemic using geneticly engineered virii is too great to actually be creating this virii in labs. The technology to create these demons is far easier than that for stopping or controlling a pandemic.

    Fortunately, advanced supercomputers can be used to create models of virii and their effects on cells.

    It is unethical to create a mutagenic virus for study purposes when the same research can be done through computer models. Especially when the virus is influenza, smallpox, or polio. Influenze because it mutates and spreads quickly. Smallpox because it spreads so easily and has been removed from humanity and polio because it is about to be removed from humanity.

    Plus we don't yet have the ability to control the people who would use biological weapons to murder millions of people for political reasons (or use religion as a cover for their psychopathic political ambitions, like Osama Bin Laden).

  85. Classic Bushism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Free nations don't develop WMD!"

    So, is he saying that the United States isn't free or that he is an idiot? Since Herr Ashcroft hasn't taken me away yet, I'll assume the latter.

    But still, this is a stupid idea. Its probably just another scheme to enrich the HMOs like the medicare plan.

  86. Re: 1918 Pandemic- yes, it WAS that bad... by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Most of the /. crowd is too damn young to remember the major pandemics...

    Everyone is too young for something. That's why it's important to develop a sense of history and to be able to trust historical records. (And to develop to abilities to tell when the records are wrong or biased).

    I recommend Richard Preston's books on epidemics for a good and exciting introduction to this important topic. I'm amazed that this is not covered in schools in more detail, but at least students are learning how to get educated even if they are currently being filled with information that is of secondary importance (like Algebra).

    Anyway, thank you for taking the time to contribute your grandfather's experience with the Slashdot community.

  87. Re: Flu Crossed With AIDS by Nurseman · · Score: 1
    You could sneeze, and millions of little highly infectious AIDS snot-droplets would fly everywhere and stick to everything. AIDS would get the resistance to being outside the body of the FLU, and the FLU would get the incurability and near 100% fatality rate of AIDS


    FUD, pure and simple. HIV is only spread by direct contact. If you sneezed directly into someones open wound, you MIGHT be able to infect them. You also might be able to hit the Lotto. Your odds are about the same.
    There are many other dangerous dieases out there. See the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) We used to get a flyer every week in the ER telling us whats killing people this week, and what to look out for

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  88. automatic reaction by bitspotter · · Score: 1

    Was I the only guy who expanded CDC to "Cult of the Dead Cow"?

    Now THAT would be what I call cross-disciplinary!

  89. That wasn't Mother Abigail's fault. by gaudior · · Score: 1

    It was Matt Frewer and his warhead-on-a-scooter.

    1. Re:That wasn't Mother Abigail's fault. by JasonMaggini · · Score: 1

      Ah, but who set of the warhead?

    2. Re:That wasn't Mother Abigail's fault. by gaudior · · Score: 1

      Good point.

  90. Site /.ed, full text by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

    Superflu is being brewed in the lab
    17:42 26 February 04

    Exclusive from New Scientist Print Edition. Subscribe and get 4 free issues.

    After the worldwide alarm triggered by 2003's SARS outbreak, it might seem reckless to set about creating a potentially far more devastating virus in the lab. But that is what is being attempted by some researchers, who argue that the dangers of doing nothing are even greater.

    We already know that the H5N1 bird flu virus ravaging poultry farms in Asia can be lethal on the rare occasions when it infects people. Now a team is tinkering with its genes to see if it can turn into a strain capable of spreading from human to human. If they manage this, they will have created a virus that could kill tens of millions if it got out of the lab.

    Many researchers say experiments like this are needed to answer crucial questions. Why can a few animal flu viruses infect humans? What makes the viruses deadly? And what changes, if any, would enable them to spread from person to person and cause pandemics that might prove far worse than that of 1918? Once we know this, they argue, we will be better prepared for whatever nature throws at us.

    Others disagree. It is not clear how much we can learn from such work, they argue. And they point out that it is already possible to create a vaccine by other means. The work is simply too dangerous, they say.

    "I'm getting bombarded from both sides," says Ronald Atlas, head of the Center for Deterrence of Biowarfare and Bioterrorism at the University of Louisville in Kentucky. "Some say that this sort of research is dangerous because of the risk of the virus escaping or being using in bioterrorism, and others that it's good science."

    Rodents and monkeys

    Some researchers refuse to discuss their plans. But Jacqueline Katz at the US Centers for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta, Georgia, told New Scientist her team is already tweaking the genes of the H5N1 bird flu virus that killed several people in Hong Kong in 1997, and those of the human flu virus H3N2.

    She is testing the ability of the new viruses to spread by air and cause disease in ferrets, whose susceptibility to flu appears to be remarkably similar to ours.

    Albert Osterhaus of Erasmus University in Rotterdam in the Netherlands plans to test altered viruses on rodents and macaque monkeys. Other groups are also considering similar experiments, he says.

    If such work were to show that H5N1 could cause a human pandemic, everything that is happening in Asia would be even more alarming, Osterhaus argues. If, on the other hand, it failed to transform H5N1 into a highly contagious human virus, we could relax. "It becomes a veterinary health problem, not a public health problem. That would be an enormous relief."

    Cell cultures

    But Wendy Barclay of the University of Reading in the UK, who "thought long and hard" about trying to create a pandemic flu virus before abandoning the idea, disagrees. "If you get a negative, how can you be sure that you have tested every option?" she says. Health authorities would still have to take the precaution of creating H5N1 vaccines.

    Barclay concedes, however, that creating a virus that spreads in people might tell us how real the threat is. For instance, do you need one mutation for H5N1 to adapt to humans, or dozens?

    Osterhaus is more optimistic. "Within the next decade, the whole thing will be solved," he says. "We will know the rules." In other words, once experts understand what the genetic sequence of any flu virus means, they could predict which animals it can infect, how severe it will be, and how easily it will spread.

    Yet any new viruses could only be tested in human cell cultures or in animals, not on people. None of these methods exactly reflects how flu behaves in humans. This has led some flu experts to argue that attempts to create a pandemic virus should be put on hold until there is agreement on the best way of testing it.

    Mix flu genes

  91. Actually, it more reminds me of this book... by mpath · · Score: 1

    Mount Dragon, by Lincoln Child & Douglas Preston, where they are hard at work on X-FLU ... very cool book - two thumbs up, as well as most of their other books.

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  92. Some good essays on this topic by ggvaidya · · Score: 2, Informative

    Demon in the Freezer and The Bioweaponeers, both by Richard Preston. The bioweaponeers - which talks about bioweapons research in the former USSR - is particularly terrifying.

  93. Re: 1918 Pandemic- yes, it WAS that bad... by Brushfireb · · Score: 0

    Please tell me the crack about algebra was a joke. It must be.

  94. Re: 1918 Pandemic- yes, it WAS that bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to teach Statistics in school, but I fear that the same mob that runs the lottery also runs the school. The'll never tell the kids how stupid it is to bet on that lottery ticket.

  95. Autonomous Vehicles by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    "Unless the vehicles are autonomous or sealed, the weapons ought to be effective."

    I prefer my vehicles autonomous or sealed, just like my republics.

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    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  96. Tom Saves the World vs Battlefield Earth 2... ouch by Behrooz · · Score: 0

    Tom Cruise can save us, but at what cost?

    I mean, think about it. If Tom Cruise's stated price for saving the world was that we let him make Battlefield Earth 2 , maybe it just isn't worth it.

    Tom Cruise wants you to help save the world... with scientology!

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  97. Re:This reminds me of some of the Animaniacs sketc by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1
    Right

    Conspiracy theorists, think Mission Impossible 2

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  98. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    But, if 'Outbreak' does occur or 'Mission Impossible 2' then I'm getting out of the city and heading to the hills !

    Lets hope you don't find yourself in 'Deliverance' as a result!

  99. Cult of the Dead Cow?? by InsomniaCity · · Score: 1

    specifically CDC modification

    Am I the only one who read this, and thought that the Cult of the Dead Cow were doing the modifications of the (viruses|virii)??

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  100. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod Parent Up +1 Funny

  101. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by Mangal · · Score: 1

    I would be at least as concerned (okay, more concerned) about the GMO's that have already infiltrated your food supply and threaten to contaminate non-GMO crop strains through vertical and horizontal gene transfer. The bad bugs might get you, but the bad plants ARE getting you. If you want to worry about bad bugs, please include those that attack NON-humanoids too. For example, a cleverly devised wheat rust spread world-wide would probably have a longer reach than small pox because you can't quarrantine fields of grain. Or how about the smut that causes St Elmo's Fire, a malady that resulted in thousands being burned as witches......the list is endless. Someone stop the dirty bastards.

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  102. Obligatory Jurassic Park Quote by Ghotli · · Score: 1

    There has been a quote from Jurassic Park that has always stuck with me. "...but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

  103. Yeah, yeah. Fear, blah, blah, blah. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    We've gone how long without a great disease? Interesting that all these bad illnesses are coming along right now, when certain parties are trying every means possible to control everybody through fear.

    So the big bad secret government asses lost control of their little SARS scam. (Toronto wasn't in the plans, was it? You fools. Of course you don't have control. You never did. You never will. But don't let me stop you from telling those sweet lies to yourselves. . .)

    Avian flu, my ass. Thanks for making all the chickens sick. You twits. I'm sure you have that all under control, do you? All going according to plans, eh? Get everybody all scared so that they won't worry so much about whatever idiocy is due around election time. Make sure they'll all welcome whatever insane measures Bush/Kerry/Fearless Leader will implement. Mercury laden, prosecution-protected Eli Lilly vaccines administered at gun-point, while plans for the Draft kick into high gear. All the while strictly trying to ignore the countdown to the Rain of the Comets due, well, right about now actually. But that's okay, cuz coke-head Bush can duck into a hollowed-out mountain in the hopes of riding out the whole affair. (The man has a sponge for a brain. He could give BSE to a cow!)

    Yeah. I can't WAIT to see what you silly twits have planned.

    Jeezus. Why can't you just get over your pathetic fears, get out into the world and start living instead of trying to control the heck out of everything? The big shift doesn't have to be a frickin' nightmare military lock-down, you know! The world may bite from time to time, but some of us have these things called, 'Spines'.

    Sheesh. Kids.


    -FL

  104. specifically CDC modification of bird flu for the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    growing of new flu strains.

  105. Yah but by Slappy00 · · Score: 1

    Well virii are not the ideal mode of transmission, I woudl think that at spre-forming bacterium woudl be ideal. They are hardy, resisting tempreatures (high and low) dessication, radiation, hell some survive the autoclave. That is until they find the right enviorment, say your throat. The only problem is that strain improvement and engineering are not easy tasks, they require talented scientists with really good equiptment to carry out sucessfully, not some nut in a cave with a bowl and a pistal(sp?). As for viruses that kill their host being "unsucessful" that is not entirely true, most viruses have a resivor where they live without killing the host, but are dangerious to other hosts. For instance say your cold-sore (herpies simplex) kills your dog, just because it killed your dog doesnt make it unsuccessful, it's just a side-effect of the particular genes expressed that maybe have no (pathogenic) effect on you but are detrimental to your canine friend.

  106. They get weaker by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    "Biological agents mutate and get stronger through the standard darwinian evolutionary processes" -- wrong. The evolutionary incentive is for germs to get better at spreading, but weaker in symptoms. The reason being (1) superbugs kill off the susceptible, forcing rapid evolution of immunity (2) the kill rate can outrun the infection rate, and "burn out" the disease's spread (3) people actively quarantine a scary disease.

    That's why, evolutionarily speaking, SARS has been a flop while the common cold continues to thrive.

  107. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by tljohnsn · · Score: 1

    Linux will save us!

  108. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by teko_teko · · Score: 1

    But, if 'Outbreak' does occur or 'Mission Impossible 2' then I'm getting out of the city and heading to the hills!

    Just install Norton Antivirus, and you'll be fine... well if you don't want the 30-day trial, you can use AVG =P

  109. Germ Warfare by drox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Malaria = bacterium (plasmodium faciparum sp.

    IIRC that's a protozoan, not a bacterium.

    But it's not a virus either, so your point stands.

    The best biological weapons are the ones that act fast and have cures. You want your own troops to be immune while the disease incapacitates the enemy.

    The best biological weapons are non-lethal. They make the enemy so sick they can't fight, while your healthy troops move in and sieze power, set up friendly governments, etc. After the New Boss(tm) is firmly in place, everyone gets well (except for a few infants, elderly and immunocompromised folk -- casualties of war) and there's no bad press. War without massive casualties, without destruction of property/infrastructure, but with the same result, i.e. friendly government installed.

    Yeah, the conspiracy theorists' favorite diseases (HIV, Ebola, CJD) are lousy choices for germ warfare agents. They're too slow and too lethal, and they don't have cures.

    Influenza is actually a very good choice for a biological warfare agent. It acts fast, it's rapidly and easily transmitted, there are vaccines available, and it's usually non-lethal.

    1. Re:Germ Warfare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stand corrected. True enough, it isn't a bacterium, it's from the Kingdom Protozoa, not Monera.... (Damn, I always used to make that mistake on exams too....)

  110. reminds me of another story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About this Ninja who went to eat at a diner...some kid dropped a spoon and he killed the whole town.

  111. Guess you don't read much literature, do you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    To paraphase from memory The Stand: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but a wimper.
    Uh, yeah, wow! What a brilliant writer Stephen King is, and what a brilliant reader you are to have remembered such an eloquent and pithily phrased passage. It's so incredible, I wouldn't be surprised if some hack poet ripped it off.


    (You uneducated moron.)
  112. Re: 1918 Pandemic- yes, it WAS that bad... by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

    Yes, but there's other variables than just the mean monetary payoff. (Which is usually negative.) For one, some people get an inherent pleasure out of gambling itself. Secondly, some people value "a million dollars" more than a million times the value of "one dollar." Which isn't entirely idiotic, because cash value and true value (or utility) are not the same thing. (A sack full of 500 pennies is not worth the same amount as a five dollar bill.)

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  113. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by JGski · · Score: 4, Informative
    > Fortunately, advanced supercomputers can be used
    > to create models of virii and their effects on
    > cells.

    Not even close! You can only simulate something on a computer that has a model in the first place. That's what this research is about in the first place. Computers do not create models. Computers are driven by models. Humans create those models that drive computers. Humans create those models by validating hypothetical, human-contrived, models against empirical observation (such as come from creating pathological viruses and seeing how deadly they are). Models only predict when they are validated empirically and are only improved by empirically comparison: reality is the only truth.

    There are no sufficiently accurate cell or virus models in existence that could begin to realistic assess if a virus can or can not be pathogenic from first-principles (DNA mutations, etc.). Trusting models that exist today to human lives is nearly as dangerous as playing with a pathogenic virus as described in the article. That's how crude they are! It will be decades before sufficiently better models exist. It will only be through these types of experiments that such a model could ever exist.

    Currently biologist have the raw data for genomics (DNA sequences) based on the DNA a handful of people out of 5 billion(!), but the actual biological implications of a model aren't simply defined by genomics. The next layer is proteomics (how proteins from some arbitrary source mRNA are created, folded and embued with biological activity), and then the next layer, the total black hole of the hour: enzyme and metabolic "circuits" in N-space. Most of the knowledge of proteomics and enzyme pathways is utterly primitive at best. Actually predicting phenomena theoretically from first principles (which is what you are suggesting can be done in lieu of empirical testing) is utterly impossible now and probably will remain so for many decades to come in the best case scenario.

    To put this in perspective: imagine you are a 19th century scientist or engineer with fresh knowledge of Maxwell's and Newton, but no concept of Quantum Mechanics (1920s) or Linear Circuit Theory (1930s) or Semiconductor Physics (1940s) or Computer Design (1950s) or Integrated Circuits (1960s) or Microprocessors (1970s) or OO Software Design (1980s) or the Web (1990s).

    Now imagine someone says tells: "Hey you (Mr. 19th Century), you can predict how this Athlon microprocessor can be used by two people on opposite sides of the world to communicate instantly over a network, just based on what you know now and extrapolating from first principles..." You might have an inkling that it might somehow be possible given telegraphy and telephones at the time, but whatever you came up with would never predict spam, porn, identify theft or other pathological/pathogenic outcomes.

    Right now, molecular biology is at a similar point to where electronic/electric technology was in the late 19th century. Most stuff is done empirically. Biological procedure is a craft and art as much as a science and process. Theories and systematic procedures exist but they tend to be valid "one-off" only. Automation in biology is almost out of the 18th century rather than the 21st century.

    There is an ethical question certainly, but it's not black-and-white, and computers can not be substituted for taking certain risks. The only question is one of risk-assessment and of ethics given those risks.

  114. Re: 1918 Pandemic- yes, it WAS that bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the height of stupidity is feeding livestock antibiotics to insure we breed stronger bacterium and viruses. There's a reason viamycin restistant strep has been cropping up -- indiscrimnant use of antibiotics.

  115. When Wild Virus Meets Lab Vacine by randomErr · · Score: 1

    Question: Has anyone considered what happens when a wild virus comes in contact with a vacine that was made from enhanced virals?

    Answer: The wild virus eventually evolves takes on the attributes of the enhanced virus plus new traits to give the wild virus immunity.

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  116. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by uncoveror · · Score: 2, Funny
    Do you want to know what is really going on? The superflu, as well as other chemical and biological agents, are being distributed in designer immitation perfume and cologne.

    Those pushy people who pounce on you in the mall parking lot are the terrorists, but they don't even know it.Read more.

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  117. Yeah by xihr · · Score: 1

    I'd sure take my cues on world affairs and the dangers of technology from movies like Mission Impossible 2.

  118. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by Kaboom13 · · Score: 1

    Computer models dont mean shit if you can't test them against real viruses occasionally. If you never do real testing you will never know where your model is wrong. You can either let researchers work and learn how to make and stop GE viruses or you can hide your head in the sand until a crackpot gets ahold of it and catches the world unprepared.

  119. Canada has a plan by randomizer · · Score: 1
    An an extimate of up to 58,000 dead. That would translate to over half a million dead in the U.S.

    Give it a look at:

    Canada's Pandemic Flu Plan

  120. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Thank you for your long and detailed reply.

    Sorry about the ambiguity between 'creating' and 'running' computer models.

    Electronics people often hear of the advances in biology and assume that the same conditions exist between the two disciplines. But electronics is entirely self-created while biology is observation and experimentation.

    Thanks for setting us straight.

  121. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by JGski · · Score: 1

    I only know anything about it because I've had my feet deep in both fields: computers/electronics and biotechnology/biology. The core heuristic of human thought is usually extrapolation of the familiar. :-)

  122. Malaria by jnicholson · · Score: 1
    I understood that Malaria wasn't curable - that the 4 pills total were per day, forever.

    Was there an advance that I missed?

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  123. Re:Oh NO! Worldwide Outbreak!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    • We don't know enough about cells to simulate all effects upon them.
    • It is difficult to learn the relevant info about a virus. That includes keeping it viable, making it grow, extracting enough genetic information, and knowing enough about the surface and internal elements of cells.
    • Even knowing the molecular composition is not enough -- the molecules fit together in 3D and the virus components fit to the shapes of those structures. We're still studying pieces that that puzzle.
    • "The same research" can not be done through computer models. We still can't do that, just as we couldn't do it in the 1980s when the same "computer simulation" argument was used as a replacement for testing compounds on animals.
    • We also don't know how to simulate something much simpler: Earth's climate. Go look at the scientific summaries of climate models in the IPCC Third Assessment Report and notice both things which are not well understood and the things upon which "significant progress" has been made -- indicating we recently did not understand something, and that the job is not complete as "completion" is not being reported. Then look at the previous two IPCC ARs and see how much worse our knowledge recently was. We still have a long way to go even on such a simple thing.