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  1. One Word... on Managing Lots of IP Addresses? · · Score: 1

    NAT! Oh wait, never mind :(

  2. As Beavis and Butthead once said... on Vista Security — Too Little Too Late · · Score: 1

    "You can't polish a turd."

  3. Vista Security -- Too Little Too Late.... on Vista Security — Too Little Too Late · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm shocked at these allegations!!!

  4. That's how it is for me.... on Why Online Multiplayer Isn't That Important · · Score: 1

    I've never been into online games where it's just me in the room.
    A group of friends all together is the way to go.

  5. The Internet is... on Internet Only 1% Porn · · Score: 5, Funny

    99% useless

  6. I love em... on Moore's Law For Razor Blades? · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the battery powered ones too!

  7. It's never like what scientists say... on Experts Fear Future Will be Like Sci-Fi Movies · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for flying cars!

  8. Rule 9 on Microsoft Vista User Interface Guidelines Published · · Score: 1

    I like how Microsoft is telling us not to be arrogant.

  9. Raising The Bar... on VW Raises the Bar for Self-Driving Vehicles · · Score: 2, Funny
    "VW has produced a prototype Golf ... that successfully steers and accelerates itself at speeds up to 150 MPH...
    The're going to need to raise the bar a lot more if it doesn't brake yet!
  10. Breaking News/This Just In! on Nokia Declares N-Gage A Failure · · Score: 1

    All Your Base Are Belong to Us!

  11. ...gamers can easily avoid watching them... on Full-Motion Ads Come to Videogames · · Score: 1

    ... and I will easily avoid playing them too.

  12. Re:An image of the chart. on Revamping The Periodic Table? · · Score: 1

    I looked at that image you linked to and thought to myself, WTF? Why is there a picture of a galaxy covered with smilies?

  13. Obligatory Simpsons Quote... on 83,431 Recited Digits of Pi · · Score: 1

    Prof. Frink - "Pi is exactly three!"

  14. WTF!?!?. I RTFM'd and I still don't get it! on GUADEC Streams and Archives Online · · Score: 1, Informative

    Looking at the streaming video, I see some people talking to each other, in front of maybe a large projector screen, with nothing on it. All I hear is what sounds like static from audio equipment. The /. desc. for this didn't help either.

  15. The Mars Rover isn't really stuck in a dune... on Mars Rover Opportunity Still Stuck In a Dune · · Score: 5, Funny

    NASA is just practicing to be on http://www.carstuckgirls.com/

  16. The cars won't crash... on Cars that Can't Crash? · · Score: 1

    but the engines will repeatedly stall and restart for no known reason.

  17. Windows, & Linux TCO Equal on Yankee Group Survey Says Windows, Linux TCO Equal · · Score: 1

    Only half the survey was funded by Microsoft?

  18. Respect the Trademark! on New Photoshop Details Leaked · · Score: 1

    You must say "The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop®"

  19. Silent Engine on World's First Fuel-Cell Motorcycle · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Nothing some buggle gum and a playing card won't fix.

  20. Restraining network connections is... on Windows XP Starter Edition off to Slow Start · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft's new strategy to stop the spread of worms.

  21. Those aren't Microsoft Zombies on Over a Million Zombie PCs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember, Linux is is the Insecure OS, not WIndows! http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/03/16/ 1517207&tid=163&tid=1&tid=218

  22. Logging in on MS to Trade Passwords for 2-Factor Authentication · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does that mean I have to type in 'password' twice?

  23. They say linux doesn't scale well. on EDS: Linux is Insecure, Unscalable · · Score: 5, Informative

    They say linux doesn't scale well. SGI has Linux systems with 256 cpus in a node. http://www.sgi.com/products/servers/altix/ Microsoft is only now getting a cluster version of their OS http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/0 3/04/2134229&tid=201&tid=231&tid=156

  24. could fork into many different flavours... on EDS: Linux is Insecure, Unscalable · · Score: 1

    Good thing there's only 391 distributions listed on http://www.linux.org/dist/list.html

  25. He doesn't get to call himself 'Sir' though. on Bill Gates to Receive Honorary UK Knighthood · · Score: 3, Funny

    Having MCSE certification doesn't make you an engineer either.