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  1. Except for the choke hold murders, that is on 'Moneyball' Approach Reduces Crime In New York City · · Score: 1

    Other than that.....?

  2. Kill Obama on How the NSA Is Spying On Everyone: More Revelations · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Nuke the white house. kill them all. Fuck black people.

    come at me bro;l

  3. Not accused - they admit it freely on Apple Accused of Deleting Songs From iPods Without Users' Knowledge · · Score: 1

    And unapologetically. All Glory to the Appletoad.

  4. Too bad on New Effort To Grant Legal Rights To Chimpanzees Fails · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now Hillary Clinton will have to tag her daughter for the VP slot.

  5. EU states don't use taxes the same way on UK Announces 'Google Tax' · · Score: 1

    In the US the lever is adjusting the tax rate whereas in the EU governments simply give generous bags of cash directly to corporations. It's a different kind of protectionism but the effect is the same.

  6. Michael Porter is always saying crazy things on IoT Is the Third Big Technology 'Wave' In the Last 50 Years, Says Harvard · · Score: 1

    He must have a book to sell or a consulting gig with Obama.

  7. Dunno, ask Obama on Is Chernobyl Still Dangerous? Was 60 Minutes Pushing Propaganda? · · Score: 0

    CBS just repeats what he tells them to.

  8. One very simple solution on UK Police To Publicly Shame Drunk Drivers On Twitter This Christmas · · Score: 1

    First DUI conviction; license suspended for life. Second DUI, assuming the first was under this new law, and 10 years in prison. Mandatory. I bet the rate of drunk drivers goes down real fast. Third conviction life in prison no parole.

  9. Re:I thought Ebola was inherently dangerous... on WHO Timeline for Ebola Containment Proves Hard To Meet · · Score: 1

    Declare it racist then all problems are solved.

  10. According to Salon on WHO Timeline for Ebola Containment Proves Hard To Meet · · Score: 0

    something something something racism something something misogyny something something fucking kill all the fucking Jews.

  11. Everyone must be forced to blaze up all the time on Breath Test For Pot Being Developed At WSU · · Score: 1

    Get as high as fuck and beyond literally every waking second. And if you can still blaze up at all you're not smoking enough. There should be a 4oz a day minimum requirement. Then double it and double it again. What could possibly go wrong?

  12. We should simply exterminate all the men on Google, National Parks Partner To Let Girls Program White House Xmas Tree Lights · · Score: 1

    Then all the white people, then the heteros, then of course, the Jews. At least progressives will have a smile on their faces for a whole 5 minutes for the first time in their miserable lives.

  13. Except in the US of course on How the Rollout of 5G Will Change Everything · · Score: 1

    Which is barely scraping by with 3G in most places. 4G is a bullshit fantasy and if you're a Sprint customer there's always sticking your head out the window and screaming if you want to actually reach someone with a bandwidth higher than smoke signals.

  14. So basically NO PROGRESS then on The Driverless Future: Buses, Not Taxis · · Score: 1

    If you think the EU workers unions are going to let you put a single bus driver out of work you are drunk and on drugs. And if all you were going to do anyway was a net change of zero in the number of vehicles on the road PLUS eliminate the travel on demand aspects then you might be functionally retarded.

  15. BOOOM! on Test Flight For NASA's Orion Capsule Slated for December 4 · · Score: 1

    I predict a fiery death somewhere over the Indian ocean.

  16. Be a drone pump those spreadsheets on Ask Slashdot: IT Career Path After 35? · · Score: 1

    Call a few status meetings to review the status of your status meeting meeting meeting status review meetings. Metrics my boy! Metrics metrics metrics metrics.

  17. American drivers are oblivious on Montana Lawmakers Propose 85 Mph Speed Limit On Interstates · · Score: 1

    The problem isn't that no one knows HOW to drive a car at 85mph it's that no one pays enough attention. People pretty much drive like they're learning to drive in a parking lot now. They act randomly and you never know what they might do. Could be going 50 in a parking lot, could be pulling out blindly into 4 lanes of traffic, could be making a right turn from the far left lane, could be stopping randomly for no reason, or going 35 on the highway, could be blasting through a 5 way intersection or stopping at a traffic circle waiting for an imaginary stoplight. Wait for the first person to t-bone some farm equipment that just pulled out into the road w/o looking.

  18. We must exterminate all the males on In UK Study, Girls Best Boys At Making Computer Games · · Score: 1

    Everywhere. Kill them all. But wait, what will women complain about then?

  19. Typing is so 5 minutes ago on Finland Dumps Handwriting In Favor of Typing · · Score: 2

    Just emojis thanks

  20. Don't worry, cops are always exempt from rules on FAA Report Says Near Collisions With Drones On the Rise · · Score: 1

    At least 5 airliners in the next decade will be brought down 'accidentally' by cop drones aka drunk fucking assholes fucking around with their buddies.

  21. Is landfill actually 'renewable'? on Renewables Are Now Scotland's Biggest Energy Source · · Score: 1

    doesn't it rely on dumping infinity amounts of garbage in holes in the ground?

  22. Everyone's getting flame broiled tukey this year on Officer Not Charged In Michael Brown Shooting · · Score: 1

    Happy Thanksghettoiving

  23. In Obamerica everyone rides bus on Here's What Your Car Could Look Like In 2030 · · Score: 1

    To wait on line at store to buy bread and vodka.

  24. Of course this is 100% bullshit on Married Woman Claims Facebook Info Sharing Created Dating Profile For Her · · Score: 1

    complete lies.

  25. I am sure my boss is or will be a drone on Big IT Vendors Mostly Mum On Commercial Drone Plans · · Score: 1

    Resistance is futile