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  1. Nah, screw it. on Does Being First Still Matter In America? · · Score: 1

    We're too busy being fat stupid failures. Let everyone else in the world do stuff.

  2. So she's a boss! Empowered! on "Barbie: I Can Be a Computer Engineer" Pulled From Amazon · · Score: 1

    Plus she's creating JOBS!

  3. POST THROUGH fb on How Facebook Is Influencing Who Will Win the Next Election · · Score: 1

    Why not? It's as meaningful as any other method.

  4. Gas should be $100 a gallon on The Downside to Low Gas Prices · · Score: 1

    If only to hear rich liberals scream and whine that now only rich people can afford gas. And of that $100, $98 should be taxes.

  5. What Cameron actually means is..... on Cameron Says People Radicalized By Free Speech; UK ISPs Agree To Censor Button · · Score: 1

    Speech which besmirches Islam. There are already anti free speech laws in the UK to cover speech directed at Islam (and only Islam).

  6. You mean other than being a douchebag? on Your Incompetent Boss Is Making You Unhappy · · Score: 1

    My company has a j-shaped earning curve. Everyone scrapes by until they make "Director" level then it's millions in compensation. And when they reach that level they spend most of their time spitting on their employees just for shits and giggles. So fuck them, fuck their husbands wives and kids. Fuck them all kill them all.

  7. What with all the Muslim rioting on Denmark Faces a Tricky Transition To 100 Percent Renewable Energy · · Score: 1

    Arson, car burning and such. Soon THAT will be their primary energy source.

  8. Nothing, nothing happens on What Happens When Nobody Proofreads an Academic Paper · · Score: 1

    95% of all academic papers are tosh.

  9. Has Obama blamed it on racism yet? on The Disgruntled Guys Who Babysit Our Aging Nuclear Missiles · · Score: 0

    Or has he decided to simply give our Nukes to Iran?

  10. Considering it will never happen, then what? on The Strangeness of the Mars One Project · · Score: 1

    Oh let's be serious. Man is NEVER going to Mars. Not Ever. Not in 50 years not in 500 years. This is the only planet we'll ever be on. Period.

  11. Kind of like the world water speed record on 333 Km/h Rocket-Powered Bicycle Sets New Speed Record · · Score: 1

    Which is sort of a 'boat' that flies above the water.

  12. Stop scolding people you fucktard on How To End Online Harassment · · Score: 1

    that's the first problem when people like you anoint themselves the hall monitors of the universe and spend their time scolding, nagging and patronizing everyone. Here's a tip, fuck you die screaming.

  13. naturally

  14. Fire all non executives reincorporate in Kuwait on Does Watson Have the Answer To Big Blue's Uncertain Future? · · Score: 1

    that's pretty much the plan.

  15. you don't really own things anymore on Dealer-Installed GPS Tracker Leads To Kidnapper's Arrest in Maryland · · Score: 2

    You license them until the vendor decides you don't anymore.

  16. Well, some do on Americans Rejoice At Lower Gas Prices · · Score: 0

    MSNBC shills like Rachel Maddow and Chris Hayes were slathering for $10 a gallon gas 2 years ago. They were hoping it would end gasoline consumption in the US and lead to a new golden era of Stalinist Obamaism

  17. Fire everyone before they quit on Big Data Knows When You Are About To Quit Your Job · · Score: 1

    But if you miss them and they do quit, sue them. That's the Silicon Valley way.

  18. Did they blame it on racism? on CNN Anchors Caught On Camera Using Microsoft Surface As an iPad Stand · · Score: 1

    Or misogyny?

  19. Really? on Users Can't Distinguish Scams From Facebook's Features · · Score: 2

    2o year old fake tan retards who spent all day duck-facing half naked selfies of themselves aren't up on the latest cyberscam? Where do you get this crazy talk?

  20. This is 100% bullshit on We Are Running Out of Sand · · Score: 1

    Sorry but this is some kind of NGO paid placement in the NYT.

  21. ISPs are largely above the law on Net Neutrality Alone Won't Solve ISP Throttling Abuse, Here's Why · · Score: 1

    So it doesn't matter what law says. And if it's a bad law, ISPs will buy a better one.

  22. Make service complaints w/o me on What People Want From Smart Homes · · Score: 1

    I want a smart home to call Time Warner or the bank or my mortgage company or Anthem health care or the city or Met life insurance or the 500 dozen other people I spend all day on the phone arguing with after they fuck something up. And then I want my smart home to personally rain death down on them.

  23. As long as its free to poor black people on Gigabit Internet Connections Make Property Values Rise · · Score: 1

    I say why not. Obama is America's destiny.

  24. I want to vote using Twitter on Another Election, Another Slew of Voting Machine Glitches · · Score: 1

    Why not, it's as meaningful either way.

  25. In the words of Barbi on Too Many Kids Quit Science Because They Don't Think They're Smart · · Score: 1

    Math is hard, I'm a girl.