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  1. public beta of steam? on Valve Launches Public Beta Of Steam · · Score: 3, Funny

    oh, it's a game! When I first read the title I thought they were using a euphemism for "vaporware"...

  2. Evangelizing OSS in the Carribean on Evangelizing OSS in the Caribbean · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've got the perfect theme song: "No Windows, No Cry"

  3. wrong format on Point And Click Adventure Teaches First Aid · · Score: 1

    point and click? Why not first person shooter?? Aww I was so looking forward to getting my hands on a BFD (Big Flippin' Defibrillator) too...

  4. missing chapter 1 on Secrets Of Dungeons And Dreamers · · Score: 3, Informative

    if you cant see chapter 1 (this page is blank for me), just go to the "printer-friendly version" here.

  5. Re:Exactly! on RFID Industry Confidential Memos · · Score: 1

    wait - then are the things we can deduce from these facts conspiracy theorems?

  6. Re:Oh come on, it's easy on Learning Reverse Engineering · · Score: 5, Funny
    What more do you need to know?

    How to make it stop, that's what!

    bash-2.05a$ rev
    moo
    oom
    exit
    tixe
    quit
    tiuq
    Ctrl-D
    D-lrtC

    OK now it's just being a smartass.

  7. Re:5 years old code? Huh on Gnumeric Turns 5 · · Score: 1

    DOS is a tad more than "several lines of code"...

  8. He always finds a way! on 10th Anniversary Of Supreme Court's Daubert Ruling · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dammit! Alex Chiu wins again!!

  9. Re:Riches don't necesarily alienate.... on Leave Outer Space to the Millionaires · · Score: 1
    The rich and famous of a society that explore, take chances, and are inexplicably daring are often idolized by the poor and less fortunate.

    My guess is that they idoloize them because they're not poor, and relatively fortunate.

  10. Re:Easy mistake on Pentaquarks · · Score: 2, Funny
    that's actually a valid component of matter - for example, in a wonderful bit of irony the dean of my college's physics department was composed mostly of hardons. The students bookbags generally contained ironons, too.

    and if you read enough Frijtof Capra, youll find out about the zen-tastic yin and yang of the particle known as the "waxon", and its complement - the anti-waxon.

  11. Re:Howdy ho on X-Box Hackers Trying to Blackmail Microsoft? · · Score: 1
    sorry,couldn't resist :-)

    funny, i believe that was pee wee's argument too.

  12. exercise your wrist on Exercise Your Wrist, Power Your GBA? · · Score: 1

    oh man - you know you've got a troll-ific article headline when even the "must...stop...jokes...too...obvious..." jokes seem too obvious.

  13. Re:He's persistent on RMS Cuts Through Some SCO FUD · · Score: 1
    ...Which is just egotistical masturbation...

    Well we can't have any of that - it's altruistic, selfless masturbation only in the forums, bub!

  14. Re:Understatement on Microsoft Steps Up Anti-Spam Efforts · · Score: 1

    I don't think I wanna know where "Microsoft Bob" fits into this theory...

  15. Re:I tried... on Mom Meets Linux - A Lindows 4.0 Review · · Score: 2, Funny

    Up until the "ZZZZ" part, I was thinking you had enlisted the emacs psychiatrist as some kind of a surrogate mom. Now I realize that you probably just have a really buggy version of emacs.

  16. stupid question? on Red Hat Plans Open Source Java · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There's always been an interest in an open source implementation of Java developed in a clean room that adheres to the Java standards..'We're in discussions with Sun. We'd like to do this with their support."

    If you're going to do it with Sun's support, then why do you need a clean room? Or, if you're going to do it in a clean room, why do you need Sun's support?

  17. what can save us from burn-in? on Do Later LCDs Need Screen Savers? · · Score: 5, Funny

    The toasters are going to fly again, gentlemen...

  18. Re:Price on PocketPC 2003 Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Nah, dude - that's the over/under. You bet a certain amount of money that they'll either charge you more or less than $350. Personally, I would go with "over" - word around the campfire, you know what I mean? *taps nose*

  19. some obvious materials youll need on From System Administrator to Developer? · · Score: 1

    the Knuths! the Knuths! the Knuths are on fi-ah!

  20. Re:programmer's tatoo on Body Adornments and a Career? · · Score: 1
    my friend and I have a running bet for $1000 + reimbursement of the cost of the tattoo to the first one of us to get his entire body tattoed with the Linux kernel code. I dont recall what the latest versions line count was but I imagine its far too much to fit on a human being (unless you get that guy who writes on grains of rice to do it), so if I were going to do it I'd probably go for an earlier version just so I know it'd compile.

    Oh. you can begin making jokes about how it would take a morbidly obese man to tattoo the Emacs source on now...

  21. Re:If you are careful, you can get away with it... on Body Adornments and a Career? · · Score: 1
    You *will* thank me one day.

    And I've got just the idea how!
    *imagines tattoo with "BladeMelbourne" on it*

  22. Re:A quick google on MSN Planning to Take on Google? · · Score: 1
    Actually, an MSN search [msn.com] on "microsoft google slashdot" is pretty piss-poor.

    I know, I did the search and I actually got an ad that prompted me to claim my very own free DVD player. Unfortuantely that was, given the search results you mentioned, probably the most reliable link there.

  23. Re:A quick google on MSN Planning to Take on Google? · · Score: 3, Funny
    a quick MSN search on this topic (search term: microsoft google slashdot) would have shown that you can click here to claim your FREE DVD player!!

    It also would've shown that you can make a pretty decently-sized sandwich in the time it takes to generate results.

  24. question on The New York Times On Neuroeconomics · · Score: 2, Insightful

    at what point does this kind of research (and subsequent advertising that arises from it) become more like pulling levers on human money-machines (you WILL buy Alex Chiu's immortality rings...) and less like a free market proposition (I got these rings. Want em? Don't want em? OK.) ?

  25. Re:Transmeta, Linus and Marketing... on Linus Moves To OSDL, Will Work On Kernel Full-Time · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey it could be worse - ESR looks like he was born when God was going through his "cubist" phase.