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  1. Re:Predicted itinerary... on Linus Moves To OSDL, Will Work On Kernel Full-Time · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did anyone else read this and think "eh, that wouldn't be too bad - Linus can probably still work on the kernel in prison"?

  2. Re:WWDC? on Massive WWDC Rumor Roundup · · Score: 3, Funny
    Then I realize it's Mac-related, and so it is kind of zany religious shit (as if us linux-ites are drinking any less kool-aid).

    I hear ya. I took the brown acid and when I came down I had a blue computer.

  3. Re:Talk about productivity-based content! on GameCube ISOs Released? · · Score: 4, Funny
    6/16/2004: New Lemmings ISO released by raz0r. Check it 0ut at is0z.slashdot.org!

    I actually want to see that topic site come about. Not for want of pirated software, you understand, but rather I want to see if they can top this ungodly color scheme.

  4. worst. title. ever. on Redesign The Classics With Tile Molester · · Score: 4, Funny

    incredibly offensive. I would've gone with "pedotile," personally.

  5. Re:It is a sad trend on Down and Out in White-Collar America · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm not proposing to know what the solution is, but a big chunk of the problem is that consumers almost never see their purchases as having any effect other than having them end up with X less money and Y more stuff. A choice between two companies' products, one at $1.99 and one at $2.99 doesn't involve consideration of the companies' practices in the mind of the consumer (in fact, extraordinarily few consumers know the policies/histories of _any_ companies whose products they buy). The choice is simply 2.99 > 1.99, therefore I'll go with the 1.99.

    I dont mean to imply that I thoroughly research Wonder Bread's history of its management's dealings with labor before i buy a loaf; i have no clue what the companies who make most of the products i buy do, and (this is the worse problem, IMO) even when i do find out horrible things about companies, they rarely stick in my head long enough to affect purchasing decisions.

    I think the incredible penetration of advertising into the culture and average person's home is partly to blame as well - for every one report of Nike's child-labor dealings a person sees on the news, how many Nike ads does that person see? 10? 100? 1,000?

    Sorry, rambling. Just some thoughts to exercise my hands and burn up good karma :P

  6. Re:Remember kids: on Cable TV Ruins Bhutan · · Score: 4, Funny
    But, telling the whole story never sells eyeballs, now does it?

    Selling eyeballs probably fucked 'em up plenty, too.

  7. Re:Obligatory Comments on Corn-Based Plastic · · Score: 1
    those are all pretty corny.

    btw i believe it is whiskey that is made from corn.

  8. Re:Raise an eyebrow on Handheld Scanner to Detect Cancer · · Score: 1

    ha! Inspired by your ingenious idea, I have created a foolproof device for detecting lung cancer: a case of cartons of unfiltered cigarettes.

  9. Witness protection? on Goodfellas Inspiration Rates Gangster Games · · Score: 1
    I don't know anything that happened to this guy that wasn't covered in the Goodfellas movie, but if I recall correctly didn't he enter the witness protection program at the end? If so, wouldn't this be a tad dangerous? I'm not particularly astute at intelligence-gathering (nor particularly intelligent, for that matter), but I would bet that it would be relatively easy to poke around the staff of the magazine to find out information, find the guy, take care of him, and then drop by your mother's house to eat some food and talk about her painting where "you got one dog looking this way, the other dog's looking the other way, and you got this guy here sayin' 'whaddaya want from me?' "

    Oh, sorry. Got carried away. But seriously though, isn't he supposed to be in hiding?

  10. How to do anything on FEAD Compressing Compressed Files by 50-75%? · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Anyone familiar with how someone may be able to achieve this?"

    "Lying through one's teeth" comes to mind...

  11. Re:Oh yeah? Well... on Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of Penguin Computers · · Score: 1

    I could at first, but then the acid wore off. Let's call it a draw, OK?

  12. Re:Not interested... on Four-Dimensional Rubik's Cube Craziness · · Score: 1

    are those Rubik's shoes, perchance?

  13. Weeeee'll meet agaaain... on Bruce Sterling On Total Information Awareness · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm all for public involvement in the political process, but I guess the best we can hope for now is that this somehow leads to Slim Pickens riding a descending hydrogen bomb...

  14. Re:nTh Post!!! on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 1
    This acceptance of USB2 shows a willingness to accept standards, no matter how wrong they are.

    Then why can't they accept the fact that I want a freaking button *on* the CD-ROM drive to eject the CD? They used to make me use a paperclip to get it out if the software didnt' cooperate, but with the new iMac they even took that away from me!!

  15. Re:Grandparents on Pioneer's Wearable Computer Jacket · · Score: 1

    pssh. All products made for old people are geared toward those kind of innocent granny stereotypes. I want to see some products for the old ladies who wear shirts that say "I Fuck on the First Date"

  16. Re:I can make a computer on Build Your Own Computer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, a computer that throws errors (and other blunt objects) constantly, coredumps at least once a day and has 33.3% downtime? pish-posh. I'll try to find a woman who can produce me an abacus, thank you very much.

  17. Re:Commercial Idea on Yet Another Windows Worm · · Score: 1

    "Do you run Linux?" "No, I run Linux." Oh wait - DAMMIT!

  18. Re:Wow on After-School Hacking Special · · Score: 1
    Anyone else see visions of the football team, glee club and chess team in an ad-hoc alliance, beating the living shit out of the "tiger team"?

    Yeah, but it was immediately followed by a vision in which the football team beats the shit out of the glee club and chess team so they dont tell anyone about their ad-hoc alliance.

  19. Re:Do ya wanna be in pictures? on Lionhead's The Movies - Interview · · Score: 1
    This idea isn't as good as a videogame where you get to develop your own video game, though.

    You're telling me, man - it took me eight years to beat emacs!

  20. Re:I like their statement about linking on EvilWM - Minimalist Window Manager · · Score: 1
    You know what's worse than a chick who likes a man in a hearse? 17 of them. I think this applies here somehow.

    No way - you could make tons of money using it as a shuttle to take people to Cure concerts!

    Lemonade from lemons, my man...

  21. forgive me if this has been covered ad nauseum... on The Computational Requirements for the Matrix · · Score: 1

    but wouldnt the first thing you would design if making a "matrix" be some kind of function to prevent the inhabitants from knowing? For example, in rough rough rough pseudocode (re: English), "if they start asking too many damn questions, erase their memory/rebirth them/plant them in some other location/give them some debilitating mental illness/kill them"? just a thought.

  22. let me be the first to say... on Shadowbane Hacking Redux - Guild Bannings · · Score: 3, Funny
    "..all of the members from the Guild Invictus..."

    Straight outta Ye Olde Compton?

  23. Re:Interesting, but perhaps too responsive on FingerWorks Offers Replacement PowerBook Keyboard · · Score: 1
    It reminds me of the problems with 'logically designed languages...

    Can anyone out there explain what this is referring to? are these computer languages or human-communication ones? I tried to google for the term (with or without a hyphen and singular or plural) and came up with nothing.

  24. Re:there is no such thing as "zero-force typing" on Slashback: Rendering, Munich, Clones · · Score: 1

    alright, "within-epsilon-of-zero" force typing. Happy now?

  25. Re:Perfect business opportunity on Contactless Credit Cards · · Score: 2, Funny
    /me climbs into tinfoil bodysuit and runs for protection in underground tinfoil bomb shelter

    How much protection do you need from tinfoil bombs?