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  1. Re:Low Power Supercomputer on The Story Behind a Failed HPC Startup · · Score: 1

    You are probably one of those guys that thinks that if you can get 36 women working together on making a baby, it will be ready in 1 week.

    And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!

  2. Reminds me of an old saying... on John Hodgman On the Coming Geek Culture · · Score: 1

    So, I'm just saying, you might want to take what he wrote with a big grain of salt. After all, specialization is what got our society where it is today - without it we would all still be living the agrarian lifestyle.

    Know something about everything, but everything about something.

  3. Re:What is a 'Pleo'? on The Rise, Fall, and Resurrection of Pleo · · Score: 1

    Pleo: what is it? why should I care? It's a women's magazine. Kinda like Clayboy.

    You must be lesdyxic.

  4. Re:Proclivities on Neanderthals "Had Sex" With Modern Man · · Score: 1

    Because as we all know there weren't any female neanderthals.

    At least none that *look* female.

  5. Re:Google Wave on Mozilla Messaging Unveils Raindrop · · Score: 1

    No. It is a desert topping AND a floor wax! [hulu.com]

    I'd hate to get the flavours mixed up.

  6. Re:Questionable Spin on Astronaut Group Endorses Commercial Spaceflight · · Score: 1

    Government: "But... but it's only around 30 cents/day... what-"

    Hey man, 30 cents is like their entire week's income.

  7. Re:Questionable Spin on Astronaut Group Endorses Commercial Spaceflight · · Score: 1

    Costs about as much as a child sponsorship. Maybe we can send them to space (and save ourselves the 30 cents later)?

    But the real question is, where do we donate?!?

  8. Re:Useless on CRTC Issues Net Neutrality Rules · · Score: 1

    You are quite entitled to make any protests in the appropriate time period. Provided, of course, you visit the unlit cellar with broken stairs at the ISP offices, where you can find the notice on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'.

    You got that far? Wow. I couldn't get past the Bengal tiger at first level support!

  9. Re:As someone living in Canada.. on CRTC Issues Net Neutrality Rules · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. and I know this will get -1 troll.. but I have to say it... fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.. and of course.. FUCK!! But how do you really feel. I suspect they may be holding something back... possibly some repressed displeasure...

    Help! Help! He's being repressed!

  10. Re:"Stud Dogs" troll wanted on First Public White-Space Network Is Alive · · Score: 0

    Laziest first post ever.

    No...

    1p!

  11. Good thing on First Public White-Space Network Is Alive · · Score: 1

    Thank god it didn't go to the cell companies.

  12. Re:same as life on A Look At How Far PC Gaming Has Come · · Score: 2, Insightful

    need to read holy book (manual) to get a grip on it all

    That'll learn ya to RTFM!

  13. Re:Umm on Plagiarism-Detection Software Confirms Shakespeare Play · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hmmm... Romeo and Juliet and Prince Edward? Reminds me of Black adder:

    Queen: Edward, do you have a sheep in there?
    Edward: NO MOTHER!!!
    Sheep: Baaaaa!
    Queen: It's the lying that hurts...

  14. Re:Oh get real on The LHC, the Higgs Boson, and the Chicago Cubs · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet you're a gas at parties.

    It all works swimmingly until he pulls out his favourite board game. The game of life insurance.

  15. Re:Whoa on The LHC, the Higgs Boson, and the Chicago Cubs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Least coherent summary ever. I read it twice and I'm still not sure I understand what we're talking about.

    That's just because the Higgs Boson was there in the discussion before and after you read it, but not during.

  16. Re:ha ha on Sequoia Voting Systems Source Code Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now does stripping the illusion of voting away make us more or less free

    Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!

  17. Breaking News on Cosmic Radiation Makes Trees Grow Faster · · Score: 1

    Tree plantation at Chernobyl site proves highly profitable growth for the niche "glow in the dark" paper market.

    Film at 11

  18. The Flux Supercapacitor on Ultracapacitor Bus Recharges At Each Stop · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is what makes bus travel POSSIBLE!!!

  19. Re:A big company inflating numbers to look better? on Microsoft May Be Inflating SharePoint Stats · · Score: 0

    That's just preposterous! I can tell you for sure that over 5 trillion servers run *from* sharepoint, and not one of *those* has ever crashed.

    Fixed that for ya.

  20. Just typical on The Economics of Federal Cloud Computing Analyzed · · Score: 5, Funny

    These government types always have their heads in the clouds...

  21. Re:Are you fucking serious. on Wi-Fi Patent Victory Earns CSIRO $200 Million · · Score: 1

    Hi - we've developed and tested a new technology with your tax money, here it is, and here is how to use it. Please pay more money for the privilige of using what was yours already. Fixed that for you.

    So everyone who's using WiFi is paying Australia taxes?

  22. Re:Are you fucking serious. on Wi-Fi Patent Victory Earns CSIRO $200 Million · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yup. Isn't this *EXACTLY* why patents *REALLY* should exist? Hi - we've developed and tested a new technology, here it is, and here is how to use it. Please pay us money for the privilige.

    Good on them, and hopefully we'll see some more great work from them in the future.

  23. Re:This is crazy on 1Mb Broadband Access Becomes Legal Right In Finland · · Score: 1

    Almost second that. People who come from *all* families who want post-highschool education should have the opportunity to get it and not just be told "no, you've got to take and bare some responsibility on your own life.

    Otherwise you just screw the middle class.

  24. Re:Meanwhile in America on 1Mb Broadband Access Becomes Legal Right In Finland · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are they growing our food? It may not be fair, but it probably would be smart.

  25. Re:But what does this actually mean? on 1Mb Broadband Access Becomes Legal Right In Finland · · Score: 1

    Are we talking about a pipe to the house, or having to line up to use the communal pump and carry your buckets of bits back home with you?

    Gives a whole new outlook to the term Sneaker Net.