lets not kid ourselves into thinking that humans are immune to misunderstandings.
I can attest to this. When I'm in the pub, I often have trouble parsing simple sentences such as "I have a boyfriend" or "I'm married".
Come to think of it, I could actually use a computer in such a case, who'd parse these sentences, understand them, and then in a loud volume scream "NEXT!".
these ascii boobs belong to a 14 year old ascii girl. i'm serious.
Uuuurgh that's disgusting. Is there some sort of special term for these kinds of pictures, where the head and body was brutally cut off, and only a set of breasts is shown of an underage girl?
Japan's Agriculture Ministry has reprimanded six civil servants who spent hours at work editing articles on Wikipedia - mainly about robots. [...] "The Agriculture Ministry is not in charge of Gundam," ministry official Tsutomu Shimomura told the Associated Press news agency.
Yes, that's sarcasm, but most people don't want to think of women (or children) as being capable of bad things
Let me support you by quoting wikipedia: "Due to the stereotype that pedophiles are always male, it has been difficult to determine the prevalence of female pedophiles; [...] range of 5% to 20% of child sexual abuse offenses are perpetrated by women."
Which given Oracle's pricing, could be a whole heck of a lot.
I once heard a VP saying something like the following: "Today, the Oracle salesguy is coming to wrap up the licensing. I've cleared my complete schedule for today for the negotiations. It's worth it. I never save so much money on a day as when negotiating with Oracle."
And if you can't have respect for fat people, try a little sympathy.
Feeling sympathy is kinda hard for me when I see a fat guy stuffing a hamburger in his face. The only feeling I get is revulsion.
I don't buy the "poor fat people" line. I just don't. It's too much victimized. If you really want to loose weight, there must be a solution in my mind.
There was this famous psychologist Milton Erickson http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton_H._Erickson who would create situations where people were doomed to succeed. So, an alcohol-abuser would sell his car, so he'd have to walk 7 miles to get a drink. One patient who claimed he was Jesus, and Erickson got him work as a carpenter, where the normal people around him would force him to think clearly.
city councilman Bonner Gaylord has offered to name his unborn children Sergey and Larry, after the founders of Google
I'll do better than that. If Google builds a high-speed fiber-optic network to my apartment block, I will create an army of clones, each platoon named after either Sergey or Larry.
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the greasy, oily fingerprints all over it made me want to vomit. I'm not sure the iPad is for OCD types like me. :(
I'm not sure a girlfriend is for OCD types like you!
Tip: if you're paranoid about this, carry sanitizing hand wipes (Purell).
Disclaimer: This management method looks like it would be a bitch to scale. Not my fucking problem, thank Cthulu.
Best. Disclaimer. Ever.
You managed to get profanity, apathy and your undying love for the Great Old Ones combined into one golden nugget. Hats off to you, sir!
Ah yes, a detachable penis.
lets not kid ourselves into thinking that humans are immune to misunderstandings.
I can attest to this. When I'm in the pub, I often have trouble parsing simple sentences such as "I have a boyfriend" or "I'm married".
Come to think of it, I could actually use a computer in such a case, who'd parse these sentences, understand them, and then in a loud volume scream "NEXT!".
The reason I need two notebook batteries is that I can't depend on being able to plug it in anymore
Bring a splitter :D
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these ascii boobs belong to a 14 year old ascii girl. i'm serious.
Uuuurgh that's disgusting. Is there some sort of special term for these kinds of pictures, where the head and body was brutally cut off, and only a set of breasts is shown of an underage girl?
Also, I can't fap to this.
Parent refers to the following 2007 news story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7029685.stm. Quote from the article:
Japan's Agriculture Ministry has reprimanded six civil servants who spent hours at work editing articles on Wikipedia - mainly about robots. [...] "The Agriculture Ministry is not in charge of Gundam," ministry official Tsutomu Shimomura told the Associated Press news agency.
What I need is a stealth waterproof solar-powered WiFi repeater
I had one, but thanks to its stealth mode, I can't find it anymore :-(
I kind of like something that looks a little funky but gets the job done. I reject shiny.
Don't tell me you're into Goth chicks, too.
Yes, that's sarcasm, but most people don't want to think of women (or children) as being capable of bad things
Let me support you by quoting wikipedia: "Due to the stereotype that pedophiles are always male, it has been difficult to determine the prevalence of female pedophiles; [...] range of 5% to 20% of child sexual abuse offenses are perpetrated by women."
To tell the truth, it was a 2.5 million euros license deal. So that's not really "wasting a day" on negotiations.
Since the OP used the term "cocksmoking" I think he may have been talking about a different OS with a three-character name.
*snicker* yeah those BSD guys are total gay lords.
Which given Oracle's pricing, could be a whole heck of a lot.
I once heard a VP saying something like the following: "Today, the Oracle salesguy is coming to wrap up the licensing. I've cleared my complete schedule for today for the negotiations. It's worth it. I never save so much money on a day as when negotiating with Oracle."
And if you can't have respect for fat people, try a little sympathy.
Feeling sympathy is kinda hard for me when I see a fat guy stuffing a hamburger in his face. The only feeling I get is revulsion.
I don't buy the "poor fat people" line. I just don't. It's too much victimized. If you really want to loose weight, there must be a solution in my mind.
There was this famous psychologist Milton Erickson http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton_H._Erickson who would create situations where people were doomed to succeed. So, an alcohol-abuser would sell his car, so he'd have to walk 7 miles to get a drink. One patient who claimed he was Jesus, and Erickson got him work as a carpenter, where the normal people around him would force him to think clearly.
city councilman Bonner Gaylord has offered to name his unborn children Sergey and Larry, after the founders of Google
I'll do better than that. If Google builds a high-speed fiber-optic network to my apartment block, I will create an army of clones, each platoon named after either Sergey or Larry.
Do you mind if I ask exactly how a $10 voucher against your next purchase of a Sony product will help you run Linux on your PS3?
Yes I do mind. Asking that specific question at this specific moment makes you look like a naysayer.
Hopefully they won't partner with adult sites...
Richard is watching Porn Movie of the Day on SexSexSex.com, the dirty dirty bastard.
<3 Richard's wife likes this!
What have you done, or what alternatives are available to someone in such a situation?
Enjoy the peace and quiet?
Finally, an escape from those booty calls!
If you don't like it, go buy a Droid.
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I love this shit.
Since the question is specifically on OpenGL, I'd expect the tutorials to easily be converted to any other platform.
Actually, OS X supports application virtualization.
http://www.macosxhints.com/article.php?story=20100318044558156
To become a leader you have to be able to look people in the eye and tell them exactly what they want to hear.
Well, if that's all there is to it, then it would always be the salesman who climbs the ladder. But that's not the case.
Being a leader is also being able to know and set boundaries. Being able to recognize win-win deals. Having wisdom.
suck out the billion dollars and throw away the empty shell and all the workers, these hedge funds are the scum of this earth
The current management is also busy sucking out the billion dollars, and sooner or later, they'll have an empty shell, too.
I recently destroyed my kindle
Could you elaborate on that? The Kindle seems a pretty robust piece of work. I'm curious because I'd like to know how it holds up against the iPad.
part of the increase is caused by this new version, and not by the ballot screen
I see this differently. The ballot screen somehow caused Opera to create a new version.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster may have something to do with it as well.