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  1. Re:But when will it be done? on India To Issue Over a Billion Biometric ID Cards · · Score: 1

    Because of the massive amount of corruption and general crime, this is doomed to failure. Issuing an ID card to someone who has no possessions or living quarters will make them a ripe target for identity theft I imagine.

  2. Re:Just Remember on Judge May Take "Fair Use" Away From Jury · · Score: 1

    Fuck that, I'm looking forward to you guys pulling out the ammo. Let's end this shit.

  3. Re:Oblig. on Wells Fargo Bank Sues Itself · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Sue self.
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: ???
    Step 4: Profit!!!

    You missed a step.

  4. Re:First Nuclear Weapon Equipped Post on Microsoft vs. Google — Mutually Assured Destruction · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gah. I read that as "Nukular". Curse you Bush! *shakes fist*

  5. Re:and what makes a female rat attractive? on Sperm Travels Faster Toward Attractive Females · · Score: 1

    Are you getting in the back of her honda?

  6. Re:Apple viral marketing campaign on Korean DDoS Bots To Self-Destruct · · Score: 1

    Aw, such a perfect opportunity to weave in the FSM and Church of Scientology wasted. :(

  7. mcgrew? on Laser Treatment Could Save the Sight of Millions · · Score: 1

    Where's mcgrew and his 3 eyes? I want to hear his comment.

  8. Re:I can say only one thing on Railway Workers Get Daily Smile Scans · · Score: 1

    Hmm. You weren't modded Funny, so groupthink must be to back away slowly. *smiles and excuses himself politely*

  9. Re:Just remember the first rule of RAID 0 on RAID Trust Issues — Windows Or a Cheap Controller? · · Score: 1

    Sort of like this?

  10. Re:err, why? on iPhone 3GS Finally Hacked · · Score: 1

    Which was banned because a text only version of the Karma Sutra is available.

    Well obviously the ASCII art was too explicit.

  11. Re:Don't care how they do it.. on A Look At Google's Email Spam Prevention · · Score: 1

    2. If the originating IP address isn't from within the US, it is probably spam.

    *sings* It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small, small world. :)

  12. Re:First Vote on Pirate Party Coming To Canada · · Score: 1

    Woohoo! Me too!

  13. Re:Privacy? Huh? on US Couple Gets Prison Time For Internet Obscenity · · Score: 1

    +1 Insightful

  14. Re:No Optimism on HIV on HIV/AIDS Vaccine To Begin Phase I Human Trials · · Score: 1

    They must be thinking about the bigger picture! After all, the human race *needs* sex to survive!

  15. Re:Last thing to do on Madoff Sentenced To 150 Years · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder how his parole hearing will go.

  16. Re:It isn't as bad as it sounds on India To Put All Citizen Info In a Central Database · · Score: 1

    Waitaminute, Nigeria isn't in India. Oops.

  17. Re:It isn't as bad as it sounds on India To Put All Citizen Info In a Central Database · · Score: 1

    My first reaction upon reading the summary title: Huzzah, we can finally strike back at those 419ers!

  18. Re:Lol Democracy on US Open Government Initiative Enters Phase Three · · Score: 1

    Kills brain cells? Makes you slow? Gives you the munchies? Et cetera. Need I go on?

  19. Re:I'm glad someone's pointing out this fraud on Copyfraud Is Stealing the Public Domain · · Score: 1
    Parent post © Tolkien, 2009.

    What? You made it available to the public!

  20. Re:Wonderful! on Iran Tries To Pacify Protesters With Lord of The Rings Marathon · · Score: 1
  21. Re:Drivel on Iran Tries To Pacify Protesters With Lord of The Rings Marathon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Naw, I'm agnostic. :)

  22. Re:Gary Indiana on The Worst US Cities To Work In IT · · Score: 1

    Or you were a secretary who was assumed to be boning and or related to his or her associated vice president.

    Wait wait, they were boning their boss/relative?

  23. Soap, ballot, ammo. on EFF and PK Reluctantly Drop Lawsuit For ACTA Info · · Score: 1

    Neither the soap box nor the ballot box has worked for Americans, when will they reach for the ammo box and settle the matter?

  24. Re:Thomas-Aide? on $1.9 Million Award In Thomas Case Raises Constitutional Questions · · Score: 1

    They'll do that just as soon as they receive their fair share of the court winnings.

  25. Re:Sure... on Microsoft Launches New "Get the Facts" Campaign · · Score: 1

    I can't claim I do it, but if you exercise your performance in bed will get better.

    Mind you, last time I had the opportunity, she seemed quite willing for a repeat performance. :)
    (This was 5 years ago.. sigh).