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  1. I know a better way on Robocars As the Best Way Geeks Can Save the Planet · · Score: 0

    I know a better way computer geeks can save the world. How about nanobots that kill off all the niggers once and for all?

  2. sock puppets on MySpace Joins OpenID Coalition · · Score: 0

    But then how can I have multiple accounts for sock puppetry?

  3. Ridiculous spoilers on Batman Discussion · · Score: 0

    Somewhere on slashdot someone posted ridiculous spoilers that were NOT true, but came close enough to the plot to be absurdly funny only to someone who watched the movie. Can someone please please link me?

  4. Re:Biggest geek movie until X-Files? on Batman Discussion · · Score: 0
    >>Comic books and tabletop gaming are, and always have bee, geek.

    No. You're a faux geek. Geek is having an insatiable inquiring scientific mind.

  5. Re:Where is MADD when you need them? on MADD Targets GTA IV Over Drunk Driving Scene · · Score: 0

    >> The vast majority of drunk driving arrests and fatal accidents due to drunk driving in my state involve illegal immigrants from Mexico.

    Source?

  6. Re:Three things. on Party Ideas For Math Nerds? · · Score: 0

    The only people that flaunt their wisdom are those that are truly ignorant. Women pick this up really fast. If you try and play the part of the "big thinker" it will come off as pretentious to them. A smart guy doesn't have to prove he is smart because it is who he is.

    Jesus man, did you even read my fucking post?

  7. Re:Three things. on Party Ideas For Math Nerds? · · Score: 0

    Wow man, thanks for your fascinating advice. This guy asks for ideas for a party and you give him advice on picking up chicks. What's next? Advice on which restaurants to go to when I ask for help on where to go for wifi?

    I'm tired of of the bullshit that all you "pimps" try to disguise as sage wisdom. "Be a dick all the time. Exercise". WOW! You're so goddamn helpful.

    Here's some advice for you. You're a dickhead and nobody likes you. Shit, that wasn't advice. Oh well. It's too late. You've already annoyed everyone so much with your preachy self righteousness that nobody wants to be your friend anymore. You should volunteer to die in Iraq and eliminate yourself from the gene-pool.

    As for hosting a good party. Make sure that you have more food than people will consume. It's important to make a display of wealth at social gatherings. Take advantage of the fact that when you're hosting you decide what normal is. You should invite one or two outsiders so they will feel alienated and everyone else will feel included by comparison. Don't invite someone who easily makes new friends.

    My crew likes video games. You could try that. I dunno, maybe have proof races. Maybe gambling. You could compile detailed statistics about the group and share your findings. Play cards. Play the Monty Hall game. Rubic's Cube races. Times table races.

  8. Limewire? on 1.6 Million PCs Track Popular P2P Clients · · Score: 0

    Limewire? More like Crimewire. haha

  9. Really? on African Americans and the Video Game Industry · · Score: 0

    I have a hard time believing that niggers play more video games than whites. I mean, everybody I encounter on live is a redneck. Maybe niggers are playing older generation systems because they have no money?

  10. Awesome. on Stolen US Military Equipment Being Sold On eBay · · Score: 0

    I'll take an M16, an M4, a Desert Eagle, and a NBC protective suit.

  11. Fuck Ebay on eBay Australia Makes PayPal Mandatory · · Score: 0

    Have you noticed that you can't unselect paypal as an offered payment method in the US Ebay? I got into a fight with some asshole on Ebay because he wouldn't write me a check even though I specifically stated on my listing that the buyer would pay by check. He said that I should take paypal. Ebay says that you can take any form of payment you want, except theres no way to unselect paypal.

    Paypal is just a scam to get the seller to pay two listing fees.

  12. Re:From the No Duh Dept. on Study Shows Males Commonly Mistake Sexual Intent · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can't believe somebody just alluded to Calvinball. The girls are inconsistent with the rules, because there are no rules. They all act independently. Duh.

    I guess I'm supposed to feel bad that men can not interpret sexual intent correctly. Really? Does correctly gauging females' sexual intent really matter? Does anything that females want matter? The answer is of course, no. The only thing that matters is what I want. I will interpret everything in whatever way is most convenient for me.

  13. Re:Better than Uzi Water Guns on Roleplayers Seek Removal of Nerf Gun Ban · · Score: 0

    Thank you. I thought I was the only sane person left in America.

  14. Fuck ebay. on eBay Battles Power Sellers · · Score: 0

    They recently increased their rates. Their rates are so high I can't sell Wii's anymore.

  15. The Springfield police are on the take... on Teen Phone Phreak Targeted by the FBI · · Score: 0

    A lot of comments here say "Oh no! This kid could get someone killed with his pranks." That seems to suggest that if a cop shoots someone delivering an non existant warrant, the cop would have no culpability. Are you fucking stupid? If a cop kills someone it's no one's fault but the cop's. Hold the kid accountable for making prank phonecalls. Hold the cop accountable for murder.

    You do realize that the only reason you guys are freaking out about this kid sending a bunch of cops to some poor guy's house is because COPS ARE FUCKING DANGEROUS? If the police acted responsibly there wouldn't be any danger.

    Do you realize how backwards that is? The problem isn't "swatting". The problem is violent police.

  16. Awesome on Hacker Could Keep Money from Insider Trading · · Score: 0

    This is awesome. Don't be a player hater. You need to recoginze this DG as elite.

  17. Re:Tougher than Sony on Is the Game Boy the Toughest Product Ever Made? · · Score: 0

    Are you daft? The Game Gear was made by Sega.

  18. Re:oh good on Nintendo May Pull Wii Ads To Avoid Hype · · Score: 0

    No actually. Can you post it for me?

  19. My duty. on Brawndo, It's Got Electrolytes. It's What Plants Crave · · Score: 1, Funny

    I agree completely with the idea that stupid people are over populating. That is why I have resolved to have as many babies as possible with hot geeky girls to even it out. PM if you're interested in saving the human race.

  20. Re:not so much pricing of the unit, as the content on Hands-On With The Kindle · · Score: 0
    >>Most people read one book at a time, or a few books at a time in some cases and there is much less value in carrying your entire library with you.

    Spoken like a guy who never had to carry 5 textbooks home from school five days a week for 6 years. Of course there's a value in carrying your entire library with you.

    I don't see why they aren't heavily marketing this to students. Buy our product and pirate all your textbooks!

  21. Re:Sure, Will. on Will Wright Opines That Wii Is the Only Next-Gen Console · · Score: 0

    I have Xbox lan parties all the time. It's awesome.

  22. I have a Cyclo DS Evolution on Nintendo Cracks Down on Copying Devices · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have a Cyclo DS Evolution. I thought it would save me money by not having to buy the games. The Evoution and the 2GB micro SD came out to about $90. I'd only have to pirate 3 games to save money. Ironically the only game I ever play on it is Tetris. Oh and get this. I've owned two versions of Tetris in the past. And I intend to buy Tetris again for my Xbox. I owned Tetris for the Apple II, (at least I think I owned a legitimate copy, it might have been pirated; My Dad bought it for me.) And I bought Tetris for the Game Boy Advanced. I lost the catridge. Does that mean that whoever has it now is now the legal owner? Or am I within my rights to aquire another copy of Tetris even though it's not the same exact version I used to have? Alexi Pajitnov lives like a pauper anyway. Is this the fairness of capitalism distributing wealth to those who have the most talent that you apologists are talking about?

    So I bought a DS flash card to pirate games and ironically I don't use it to pirate very much at all. I would have been better off buying a legit Tetris catridge again if it weren't for the legal applications. Ironically those might not be all that legal either. I like to use the video player to play TV shows that I pirate off the internet. Hey, if I captured the shows myself and transcoded them to fit on my DS that would be legal, but if I download what someone else has already done for me then it's piracy right? I also like to use my DS as a wifi AP detector. So I can crack their WEP keys. Ha ha. Funny thing, one of the big reasons I bought the damn DS was because I was expecting to be able to play homebrew Doom on it. Nintendo and ID won't release a legit Doom for DS. Now that I actually have one I can't get Doom to run because of some technical issue. Damn it. BTW my Dad definitely bought me a legit copy of Doom 2. I remember he bought it at Costco. And that's ignoring the coolest application of all. I have friends who carry around huge purses filled with DS games. It looks very unwieldy. I can carry 30 games in one card. Which would be legal if I chose to purchase those games. Is it the device manufacturer's fault what the users do with their product? Is piracy really crushing the industry? Or maybe if there were still manufacturing jobs left in America workers would be able to afford video games.

    PS I could really use a hand getting homebrew Doom to work. I have friends with DS's and I think they'd enjoy deathmatching via the wifi. Are you listening ID? I'll pay $100 for a legit copy.

  23. Another idea. on Low-tech Inventions That Help Change Lives · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    The living conditions of Dafurians could also improve if they stopped acting like niggers.

  24. Ha ha! on The Russian Mafia Doesn't Like Spam Either · · Score: -1

    In Nelson's voice. "Ha ha. You're dead!"

  25. Re:Alpha Mom '07 on Defending Games For Adults on National Television · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ha ha. Did you see the pic of the blonde playing the Wii? Alpha mom? More like Alpha milf. But yeah, the Wii is for girls.