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  1. Re:And now... on Judge Makes Lawyers Pay For Frivolous Patent Suit · · Score: 1

    >> Suppose my SO had persistent genital arousal disorder so she's always on the verge of orgasm.

    You two still together? If you split, can you, you know, let me know. In case she needs, you know, a friend to talk to. Nothing freaky. Just ... talkin'.

  2. Re:I doubt it... on Increased US Broadband Adoption Could Create 2.4 Million Jobs · · Score: 1

    How many times have we seen hyperboles such as this which ended up, when actually researched, to be grossly overstated
    A million times. At least.
  3. Re:Church on Scientology Given Direct Access To eBay Database · · Score: 1

    A cult is the church down the road from your church.

  4. Re:The half that's not making money on Australian Government Considers Copying UK Copyright Law Ideas · · Score: 1

    I'd say that Telstra would be in line to stop "sharing" of copyrighted material, too. Remember, Telstra isn't just an ISP but they are striving to be an online content provider, too. If they are 'forced' by the big bad guvmint to send a notice to a customer for sharing copyrighted material, then that just adds one more customer to their database that they can target for advertising their new whizzbang movie service.

  5. Re:German scientists discovered... on Satellite Spotters Make Government Uneasy · · Score: 1

    IIRC, heat can be transferred by conduction (zip for space), convection (zip again) and radiation. The third one is the winner in this case.

  6. Re:Well, they are just students, after all. on Students Downloading Jihadist Material Acquitted · · Score: 2

    Simply downloading and reading is not a crime. I've read Mein Kampf and I'm not a Nazi, I've read the bomb-maker's guide and I don't blow shit up, I saw LOTR and I'm not going on a silly quest. The cops need to look for more than this for a crime.

  7. Re:Intellectual Property on Security Research and Blackmail · · Score: 4, Funny

    Security researchers. In Russia. Licensed and bonded. I can see that working...

  8. Re:Interesting, but... on Toddlers May Learn Language By Data Mining · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have found the older we get, the less we care about acquiring other languages.

    And get off my lawn you jabbering monkey!

  9. Re:5GB?! on Time-Warner Considers Per-Gigabyte Service Fee, After iTunes · · Score: 1

    >>Listening to the web radio cuts into it.

    You bet it does. As soon as I get off my arse, I'm switching to Internode.
    http://www.internode.on.net/residential/entertainment/broadband_radio/

  10. Re:Aaargh! on The iPhone Meets the Fourth Amendment · · Score: 1

    I know. In fact it took place in my country. My state, too. And the suburb where I used to live, as it turns out. I just thought it was a funny story. Ha.

  11. Re:Making fools of themselves on Microsoft Misleads On Canadian Copyright Reform · · Score: 1

    Like my mother.

    What Operating System do you have, Mum?

    (pause.....) I have Word. And Excel. And email and the internet.

  12. RIAA bad, Apple... on RIAA Wants Songwriter Royalty Lowered · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now the RIAA is a bunch of money grubbing pricks, but I can't believe Apple would have anything to do with ... HEY LOOK! OMG! New AirBooks are OUT!!!

  13. Re:Making fools of themselves on Microsoft Misleads On Canadian Copyright Reform · · Score: 1

    Unless "hacking a website" now means 'select all, copy (alt-tab to notepad), paste'. Did I just post hacking instructions?

  14. Re:You missed the point on Pope Denounces Some Biotech as Affront to 'Human Dignity' · · Score: 1

    Hehe. Nice.

  15. Re:Aaargh! on The iPhone Meets the Fourth Amendment · · Score: 1

    This is a great story:
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    Documentary maker and freelance TV cameraman Terry Turner thought he was the victim of a drive-by shooting outside his Paradise Point home on Wednesday. He had heard a motorcycle and then a bang and felt blood coming from a head wound.
    But police investigations revealed the bang almost certainly came from a postman's backfiring motorbike. Police believe the noise startled Turner and he banged his head on a boat he was repairing in his driveway.

    After he was taken to Gold Coast Hospital, police searched his home for bullets. They allegedly found some, but none had been used to shoot Turner.

    Instead, police later charged him with weapons offences involving a Glock 9mm magazine containing ammunition, a Taser stun gun and handcuffs. Turner was bailed to appear in court next month.

    http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23104079-3102,00.html
    -----

    From the first story, I think he either ran with the wrong crowd on occasion, or was paranoid that someone was going to "get him" after one of his exposé-style docos, so he got a gun for protection. Unfortunately for him, "protection" is not a valid reason for getting a gun licence in Queensland.
    http://www.police.qld.gov.au/programs/weaponsLicensing/general/obtaining.htm

  16. Re:They are old enough when... on When Are Kids Old Enough to Play Videogames? · · Score: 1

    The experts to listen to are parents with kids at the same age as yours, the parents with kids a little older, parents with kids a lot older, and your own parents. Don't ask for advice, ask for their experience. Anyone else is trying to sell you something.

    And buy a Wii. At least they won't be sitting down :-)

    My experience: I have a 3 yo and a 1 yo and I just got a Wii. The 3 yo is now playing Wii tennis. Badly, but he wants to swing stuff around just like mum and dad. At least his games are quick :-) And we can use video game time as a carrot to get him to finish his, errr, carrots. And other delicacies.

  17. Story tag on Some People Just Never Learn · · Score: 2, Funny

    This story should be tagged "Homer".

  18. Re:As always on Apple QuickTime DRM Disables Video Editing Apps · · Score: 1

    Nope, you're wrong. I'm an Apple fanboy and I think they screwed it up. They've screwed up other things, too. The latest iMovie springs to mind. My Logitech webcam is another.

  19. Re:Classist Apple? Anti-egaliitarian IBM tolls? on Apple Crippled Its DTrace Port · · Score: 1

    We're the People's Party!

    There's the Popular People's Party over there. That's him on the left.

  20. Re:Classist Apple? Anti-egaliitarian IBM tolls? on Apple Crippled Its DTrace Port · · Score: 2, Funny

    I say we hold a meeting to draft a resolution. Brian, you take the minutes.

  21. Re:Ah, but... on New Findings Confirm Darwin's Theory — Evolution Not Random · · Score: 1

    I remember it whenever I need to get my head out of the clouds. Or my arse.

  22. Re:Ah, but... on New Findings Confirm Darwin's Theory — Evolution Not Random · · Score: 1

    Being Australia, beer is the currency of male conversation :-)

    And it was a fair dinkum existential crisis - didn't end well. Still, as that syphilitic mother's boy said 'that which doesn't kill me makes me stronger, and may only leave a few bruises'.

  23. Re:Ah, but... on New Findings Confirm Darwin's Theory — Evolution Not Random · · Score: 1

    How do we KNOW that the world around us is "real" and not just an extended illusion, or dream, or computer simulation?

    In the middle of an existential crisis, I once asked a friend that very same question. I asked it quite seriously. We were in a pub at the time. His reply: "I don't know, but I reckon if you asked that to the wrong person in this place, you might cop a punch in the head."

    Of course one could argue that the sensations received as "a punch in the head" are also complete figments, but how many punches are you willing to take in pursuit of that truth?

    I just shut up and ordered another beer.

  24. Re:Short on Options! on Apple Announces MacBook Air · · Score: 1

    I see the Macbook Air as being a computer equivalent to the iPod and the AppleTV - all are extensions of the desktop. It's so I can have an iMac with a 24" screen and if I really need to have something portable, I can get the Macbook Air. Naturally, my wife will say I can not get the Macbook Air. She looks after me like that.

    Other uses for the Macbook Air:
    - for guests
    - for occasional untethering from the desktop
    - for the household member who only occasionally requires computer access

  25. Re:Cloning in nature on US FDA Deems Cloned Animals Edible · · Score: 1

    Thank you very much. In a comment about food, you had to insert a line about sperm from a 70 year old man. Thank you very very much.

    What could be worse?

    Oh, that's right. I was eating lunch at the time.

    Just goatse me next time.