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1. Wait for stupid headline about the new slushgut story;
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3. Click READ MORE;
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Posted by CmdrTaco on Sunday January 02, @11:10AM from the something-to-think-about dept. Mike writes "Microsoft should fear increasing bandwidth to the consumer more than any other single factor as a threat to their monopoly. The average user has no desire to be the sysadmin of their machine(s), and telcos and cable companies would be glad to take this task from them -- for a nominal fee, of course, as application service providers. The PC as we know it probably only has a decade or so left."
( Read More... | 7 comments ) The Care and Feeding of Open Source Software Software Posted by CmdrTaco on Sunday January 02, @10:21AM from the something-to-read dept. An anonymous reader writes "You might find The Care and Feeding of FOSS (Free Open Source Software) interesting. This article debunks a lot of the myths and misunderstandings about the open-source software development process."
( Read More... | 23 comments ) Games: Carmack Discusses Delay of Q3A Source First Person Shooters (Games) Posted by CmdrTaco on Sunday January 02, @09:24AM from the hate-when-that-happens dept. Time Doctor writes "John Carmack moved to a blog format, and updates everyone with his thoughts on graphics and why licensing delays the (still) inevitable Quake 3: Arena source, when it was expected before the end of 2004."
( Read More... | 79 comments | games.slashdot.org ) Linux: Debian 3.0r4 Released Debian Posted by michael on Sunday January 02, @08:11AM from the it's-better-with-debian dept. SeaFox writes "The Debian group has released an update to the 'Woody' distribution of the popular Linux/GNU OS. From the site: 'This is the fourth update of Debian GNU/Linux 3.0 (codename woody) which mainly adds security updates to the stable release, along with a few corrections to serious problems. Those who frequently update from security.debian.org won't have to update many packages and most updates from security.debian.org are included in this update.' But the question on everyone's mind is probably when the current Testing branch, featuring much more up-to-date packages, will be named the new stable release."
( Read More... | 82 comments | linux.slashdot.org ) Comparing Codecs for 2004 Graphics Posted by michael on Sunday January 02, @05:02AM from the CGA-is-all-anyone-should-ever-need dept. MunchMunch writes "Popular encoding/guide/news site doom9.org has just put up its codec shoot-out for 2004, comparing 3ivx 5.0, Divx Fusion 5.9 (prerelease 6.0), Nero Digital Main Profile and High Profile, RealVideo 10, On2 VP6, VideoSoft's VSS, Xvid 1.0, MS's WMV9 and, last, newcomer Jomingo's HDX4. The comparison covers the speed, accuracy, target-file-size-adherence and other aspects of the codecs -- but also lets you compare yourself via high- and low-bandwidth framegrabs of each codec with a nice zoomable image-swap script."
( Read More... | 111 comments ) Science: Cassini Shows Close Up of Iapetus Space Posted by michael on Sunday January 02, @02:02AM from the looks-rocky dept. dazza101 writes "The Cassini spacecraft passed within 72,000 kms of the Saturn moon Iapetus yesterday, taking a series of spectacular images of this intriguing moons rugged surface. An excellent prelude to what promises to be one of the major stories of the new year, the plunge of the Huygens probe into Titan's atmosphere on January 24."
( Read More... | 115 comments | science.slashdot.org ) Inside the Shadow Internet Softwa
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Posted by CmdrTaco on Sunday January 02, @11:10AM
from the something-to-think-about dept.
Mike writes "Microsoft should fear increasing bandwidth to the consumer more than any other single factor as a threat to their monopoly. The average user has no desire to be the sysadmin of their machine(s), and telcos and cable companies would be glad to take this task from them -- for a nominal fee, of course, as application service providers. The PC as we know it probably only has a decade or so left."
( Read More... | 7 comments )
The Care and Feeding of Open Source Software
Software
Posted by CmdrTaco on Sunday January 02, @10:21AM
from the something-to-read dept.
An anonymous reader writes "You might find The Care and Feeding of FOSS (Free Open Source Software) interesting. This article debunks a lot of the myths and misunderstandings about the open-source software development process."
( Read More... | 23 comments )
Games: Carmack Discusses Delay of Q3A Source
First Person Shooters (Games)
Posted by CmdrTaco on Sunday January 02, @09:24AM
from the hate-when-that-happens dept.
Time Doctor writes "John Carmack moved to a blog format, and updates everyone with his thoughts on graphics and why licensing delays the (still) inevitable Quake 3: Arena source, when it was expected before the end of 2004."
( Read More... | 79 comments | games.slashdot.org )
Linux: Debian 3.0r4 Released
Debian
Posted by michael on Sunday January 02, @08:11AM
from the it's-better-with-debian dept.
SeaFox writes "The Debian group has released an update to the 'Woody' distribution of the popular Linux/GNU OS. From the site: 'This is the fourth update of Debian GNU/Linux 3.0 (codename woody) which mainly adds security updates to the stable release, along with a few corrections to serious problems. Those who frequently update from security.debian.org won't have to update many packages and most updates from security.debian.org are included in this update.' But the question on everyone's mind is probably when the current Testing branch, featuring much more up-to-date packages, will be named the new stable release."
( Read More... | 82 comments | linux.slashdot.org )
Comparing Codecs for 2004
Graphics
Posted by michael on Sunday January 02, @05:02AM
from the CGA-is-all-anyone-should-ever-need dept.
MunchMunch writes "Popular encoding/guide/news site doom9.org has just put up its codec shoot-out for 2004, comparing 3ivx 5.0, Divx Fusion 5.9 (prerelease 6.0), Nero Digital Main Profile and High Profile, RealVideo 10, On2 VP6, VideoSoft's VSS, Xvid 1.0, MS's WMV9 and, last, newcomer Jomingo's HDX4. The comparison covers the speed, accuracy, target-file-size-adherence and other aspects of the codecs -- but also lets you compare yourself via high- and low-bandwidth framegrabs of each codec with a nice zoomable image-swap script."
( Read More... | 111 comments )
Science: Cassini Shows Close Up of Iapetus
Space
Posted by michael on Sunday January 02, @02:02AM
from the looks-rocky dept.
dazza101 writes "The Cassini spacecraft passed within 72,000 kms of the Saturn moon Iapetus yesterday, taking a series of spectacular images of this intriguing moons rugged surface. An excellent prelude to what promises to be one of the major stories of the new year, the plunge of the Huygens probe into Titan's atmosphere on January 24."
( Read More... | 115 comments | science.slashdot.org )
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Posted by michael on Saturday January 01, @11:04PM
from the cell-structure dept.
Paladin144 writes "Wired has a report about the mysterious 'pirate net
If this is your idea of a Christmas Card, I would say that you need more help than figuring out what Live Linux to give. I think you need to just kill yourself and end it all. Do the card recipients a favor.
RMS is a faggot. So is Timothy. I heard he is quite a fan of juicy douching and of performing the infamous Taco Snot on occasion with CmdrTaco and Cowboi. Cowboi, while we're on the subject, needs to lose about 900 pounds and stop bitching about how nobody cares.
Oh, and you're a faggot, too.
"Mom, I can't sleep would you mind if I get in bed with you? She was wearing a baby doll semi-see through nightie, and was embarrassed to let me in bed with her. However she remembered how I had let her sleep with me when she needed to. "Sure John, it's a big bed," she said in an uncertain tone. "Mom, would you mind if I snuggle a little with you. I just feel kind of sad tonight, I need you close to me." I said; without waiting for an answer I pulled her tight against me. I kept grinding my crotch into her ass trying to get comfortable. My hands crept up to her breasts and began playing with them, lazily at first. "John... JOHN what are you doing? Stop that and go to sleep." But I could not stop. I pulled her nightie up and wet my finger. I then stuck it into her slightly moist pussy. "John listen to me, stop right now. This has to stop. You are my son, and we can't do this. Please John don't do this to me." I did stop then and sat up next to her. I pulled her into my lap and cupped her breasts in my hands while licking her ear. "Susan honey, we need to talk, we need to finish this. I told you a long time ago that I love you, that I need you. I want to possess you utterly. I want you to give me your body, to make love to me. I have a tape mom. A tape of you raping me. I could blackmail you, send you to jail. But that does not get me what I want. I don't just want you on Christmas, I don't want stolen kisses, or the occasional snuggle. I want you to want me. To be hot and wild and passionate, and completely in love with me. I want to have the right to grab you and fuck you anytime I want, just like dad did. I want to wake up to find you sucking on my cock just because you feel like it. Mom can you honestly say you don't want that too? Can you honestly say that you can bear to have me walk out of your life forever? Because that is what I would have to do. You are the woman I love, the only woman I have ever made love to. If I can't have you, I will have to go. If I am near you, I have to fuck you. It is as simple as that," I said as I wrote my name on her breasts with my finger. She was crying now, and I could smell her juices beginning to boil and drip out her pussy. She laid back against my chest and I wrapped her in my arms. "I don't want to lose you, I, I know that you are more than just a son to me. I am so scared though. Wanting you this way is wrong. I am your mother. I should not let you play with my tits, I should not want you to lick my pussy, or need you to fuck my ass but for some sick reason I do. I know I can't allow you to fuck me, I can't let you put that big slab of cock-meat inside me. If I do that, there is no turning back, you will own me. I will become addicted to your dick. Oh god, what am I going to do. I love you John, but it is still wrong!" We laid that way for a long time, just holding on to each other. My hard on was peeking up between her thighs. Finally I came up with a solution. "Mom I understand that our relationship is not normal, but it is not WRONG either. Making love to you could never be wrong. I love you and I want to show you how much. Susan, it's Christmas. Let me have you this one time. Make love to me, be greedy, teach me how to please you. Make me fuck you right. We owe it to ourselves to try it at least once. You are All I want for Christmas, all I have ever wanted." Susan was quiet for a few seconds and then she slowly nodded her head. Her hands were trembling as she smiled up at me and said yes. I was so happy, that I crushed her against me and said over and over, "I love you baby, I am going to be so good to you, I love you mom," while kissing and hugging her. Our kisses slowly began to deepen, she was on top of me straddling my waist. Her breasts were brushing against my chest and my cock was laying against her ass. I was licking her lips, sucking on them when her pretty, pink little tongue flicked out to meet mine. I sucked her into my mouth and we both let out a little sigh of happiness. Susan began crawling down my stomach, stopping briefly to lick my belly button clean. T
GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia Zeikfried - Associated Press, Nigeria
In a week which shall be recorded in Wikipedia infamy (and then vandalized
and redirected to clitoris), the oft persecuted and never defeated internet
missionaries of the Gay Nigger Association of
America struck yet another powerful and telling blow against the powerful
forces of bigotry and racism. Most notably, the growing zionist community on
renowned internet pissing yard wikipedia.org.
And the records have indeed tumbled, with an unheard of third successful
survival from the digital shitheap that is "Votes
For Deletion". Coming in spite a heinous act of self promotion and cyber
terrorism by Pat Gunn/Improv
(formerly known as Aharon Meshenstein prior to his infiltration of the United
States), who listed and inspired mob vandalism upon the GNAA's
entry.
Fresh from his promotion of Wikipedia's $50,000 fundraiser for arms and
supplies to the Jewish state of Israel, Improv launched a series of unprovoked
and slanderous attacks against the well loved organisations leadership, all the
while using foul and unholy necromancies to enlist the dead themselves to vote
the entries deletion. Names such as "Wolfman" and "Demonslave" only adding to
the damning list of evidence linking Mr Gunn to the occult.
Though Improv's actions gained him a small majority, a shock last minute
intervention from Pope John Paul II spared the pages untimely fate, although as
yet unconfirmed reports have indicated that several hundred 8-year old negro
children were driven to the Basilica to secure the pontiffs support. Others
point towards the black curse cast upon the deletion campaign by the support of
infamous Brawl Hall mouthpiece "Yoyo"
as the main driving force behind the salvation of the aforementioned entry.
But the details are likely to cause few sleepless nights among the group,
only one of whom was willing to speak to the press. Namely GNAA Wikipedia
contributor Popeye, who interrupted his drawing of pornography to give a brief
dismissal the controversy: "Even with Improv's shady dealings, the sheer size
and girth of a swollen GNAA phallus enables it both an identity and a vote of
it's own. Making such discussion moot".
About Wikipedia:
Wikipedia, a content-free encyclopedia in many languages, started life in
January 2001 and has already risen to the status of the internets premiere
"trollpedia".
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia Zeikfried - Associated Press, Nigeria
In a week which shall be recorded in Wikipedia infamy (and then vandalized
and redirected to clitoris), the oft persecuted and never defeated internet
missionaries of the Gay Nigger Association of
America struck yet another powerful and telling blow against the powerful
forces of bigotry and racism. Most notably, the growing zionist community on
renowned internet pissing yard wikipedia.org.
And the records have indeed tumbled, with an unheard of third successful
survival from the digital shitheap that is "Votes
For Deletion". Coming in spite a heinous act of self promotion and cyber
terrorism by Pat Gunn/Improv
(formerly known as Aharon Meshenstein prior to his infiltration of the United
States), who listed and inspired mob vandalism upon the GNAA's
entry.
Fresh from his promotion of Wikipedia's $50,000 fundraiser for arms and
supplies to the Jewish state of Israel, Improv launched a series of unprovoked
and slanderous attacks against the well loved organisations leadership, all the
while using foul and unholy necromancies to enlist the dead themselves to vote
the entries deletion. Names such as "Wolfman" and "Demonslave" only adding to
the damning list of evidence linking Mr Gunn to the occult.
Though Improv's actions gained him a small majority, a shock last minute
intervention from Pope John Paul II spared the pages untimely fate, although as
yet unconfirmed reports have indicated that several hundred 8-year old negro
children were driven to the Basilica to secure the pontiffs support. Others
point towards the black curse cast upon the deletion campaign by the support of
infamous Brawl Hall mouthpiece "Yoyo"
as the main driving force behind the salvation of the aforementioned entry.
But the details are likely to cause few sleepless nights among the group,
only one of whom was willing to speak to the press. Namely GNAA Wikipedia
contributor Popeye, who interrupted his drawing of pornography to give a brief
dismissal the controversy: "Even with Improv's shady dealings, the sheer size
and girth of a swollen GNAA phallus enables it both an identity and a vote of
it's own. Making such discussion moot".
About Wikipedia:
Wikipedia, a content-free encyclopedia in many languages, started life in
January 2001 and has already risen to the status of the internets premiere
"trollpedia".
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia Zeikfried - Associated Press, Nigeria
In a week which shall be recorded in Wikipedia infamy (and then vandalized
and redirected to clitoris), the oft persecuted and never defeated internet
missionaries of the Gay Nigger Association of
America struck yet another powerful and telling blow against the powerful
forces of bigotry and racism. Most notably, the growing zionist community on
renowned internet pissing yard wikipedia.org.
And the records have indeed tumbled, with an unheard of third successful
survival from the digital shitheap that is "Votes
For Deletion". Coming in spite a heinous act of self promotion and cyber
terrorism by Pat Gunn/Improv
(formerly known as Aharon Meshenstein prior to his infiltration of the United
States), who listed and inspired mob vandalism upon the GNAA's
entry.
Fresh from his promotion of Wikipedia's $50,000 fundraiser for arms and
supplies to the Jewish state of Israel, Improv launched a series of unprovoked
and slanderous attacks against the well loved organisations leadership, all the
while using foul and unholy necromancies to enlist the dead themselves to vote
the entries deletion. Names such as "Wolfman" and "Demonslave" only adding to
the damning list of evidence linking Mr Gunn to the occult.
Though Improv's actions gained him a small majority, a shock last minute
intervention from Pope John Paul II spared the pages untimely fate, although as
yet unconfirmed reports have indicated that several hundred 8-year old negro
children were driven to the Basilica to secure the pontiffs support. Others
point towards the black curse cast upon the deletion campaign by the support of
infamous Brawl Hall mouthpiece "Yoyo"
as the main driving force behind the salvation of the aforementioned entry.
But the details are likely to cause few sleepless nights among the group,
only one of whom was willing to speak to the press. Namely GNAA Wikipedia
contributor Popeye, who interrupted his drawing of pornography to give a brief
dismissal the controversy: "Even with Improv's shady dealings, the sheer size
and girth of a swollen GNAA phallus enables it both an identity and a vote of
it's own. Making such discussion moot".
About Wikipedia:
Wikipedia, a content-free encyclopedia in many languages, started life in
January 2001 and has already risen to the status of the internets premiere
"trollpedia".
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia Zeikfried - Associated Press, Nigeria
In a week which shall be recorded in Wikipedia infamy (and then vandalized
and redirected to clitoris), the oft persecuted and never defeated internet
missionaries of the Gay Nigger Association of
America struck yet another powerful and telling blow against the powerful
forces of bigotry and racism. Most notably, the growing zionist community on
renowned internet pissing yard wikipedia.org.
And the records have indeed tumbled, with an unheard of third successful
survival from the digital shitheap that is "Votes
For Deletion". Coming in spite a heinous act of self promotion and cyber
terrorism by Pat Gunn/Improv
(formerly known as Aharon Meshenstein prior to his infiltration of the United
States), who listed and inspired mob vandalism upon the GNAA's
entry.
Fresh from his promotion of Wikipedia's $50,000 fundraiser for arms and
supplies to the Jewish state of Israel, Improv launched a series of unprovoked
and slanderous attacks against the well loved organisations leadership, all the
while using foul and unholy necromancies to enlist the dead themselves to vote
the entries deletion. Names such as "Wolfman" and "Demonslave" only adding to
the damning list of evidence linking Mr Gunn to the occult.
Though Improv's actions gained him a small majority, a shock last minute
intervention from Pope John Paul II spared the pages untimely fate, although as
yet unconfirmed reports have indicated that several hundred 8-year old negro
children were driven to the Basilica to secure the pontiffs support. Others
point towards the black curse cast upon the deletion campaign by the support of
infamous Brawl Hall mouthpiece "Yoyo"
as the main driving force behind the salvation of the aforementioned entry.
But the details are likely to cause few sleepless nights among the group,
only one of whom was willing to speak to the press. Namely GNAA Wikipedia
contributor Popeye, who interrupted his drawing of pornography to give a brief
dismissal the controversy: "Even with Improv's shady dealings, the sheer size
and girth of a swollen GNAA phallus enables it both an identity and a vote of
it's own. Making such discussion moot".
About Wikipedia:
Wikipedia, a content-free encyclopedia in many languages, started life in
January 2001 and has already risen to the status of the internets premiere
"trollpedia".
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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Posted by CmdrTaco on Sunday January 02, @11:10AM
from the something-to-think-about dept.
Mike writes "Microsoft should fear increasing bandwidth to the consumer more than any other single factor as a threat to their monopoly. The average user has no desire to be the sysadmin of their machine(s), and telcos and cable companies would be glad to take this task from them -- for a nominal fee, of course, as application service providers. The PC as we know it probably only has a decade or so left."
( Read More... | 7 comments )
The Care and Feeding of Open Source Software
Software
Posted by CmdrTaco on Sunday January 02, @10:21AM
from the something-to-read dept.
An anonymous reader writes "You might find The Care and Feeding of FOSS (Free Open Source Software) interesting. This article debunks a lot of the myths and misunderstandings about the open-source software development process."
( Read More... | 23 comments )
Games: Carmack Discusses Delay of Q3A Source
First Person Shooters (Games)
Posted by CmdrTaco on Sunday January 02, @09:24AM
from the hate-when-that-happens dept.
Time Doctor writes "John Carmack moved to a blog format, and updates everyone with his thoughts on graphics and why licensing delays the (still) inevitable Quake 3: Arena source, when it was expected before the end of 2004."
( Read More... | 79 comments | games.slashdot.org )
Linux: Debian 3.0r4 Released
Debian
Posted by michael on Sunday January 02, @08:11AM
from the it's-better-with-debian dept.
SeaFox writes "The Debian group has released an update to the 'Woody' distribution of the popular Linux/GNU OS. From the site: 'This is the fourth update of Debian GNU/Linux 3.0 (codename woody) which mainly adds security updates to the stable release, along with a few corrections to serious problems. Those who frequently update from security.debian.org won't have to update many packages and most updates from security.debian.org are included in this update.' But the question on everyone's mind is probably when the current Testing branch, featuring much more up-to-date packages, will be named the new stable release."
( Read More... | 82 comments | linux.slashdot.org )
Comparing Codecs for 2004
Graphics
Posted by michael on Sunday January 02, @05:02AM
from the CGA-is-all-anyone-should-ever-need dept.
MunchMunch writes "Popular encoding/guide/news site doom9.org has just put up its codec shoot-out for 2004, comparing 3ivx 5.0, Divx Fusion 5.9 (prerelease 6.0), Nero Digital Main Profile and High Profile, RealVideo 10, On2 VP6, VideoSoft's VSS, Xvid 1.0, MS's WMV9 and, last, newcomer Jomingo's HDX4. The comparison covers the speed, accuracy, target-file-size-adherence and other aspects of the codecs -- but also lets you compare yourself via high- and low-bandwidth framegrabs of each codec with a nice zoomable image-swap script."
( Read More... | 111 comments )
Science: Cassini Shows Close Up of Iapetus
Space
Posted by michael on Sunday January 02, @02:02AM
from the looks-rocky dept.
dazza101 writes "The Cassini spacecraft passed within 72,000 kms of the Saturn moon Iapetus yesterday, taking a series of spectacular images of this intriguing moons rugged surface. An excellent prelude to what promises to be one of the major stories of the new year, the plunge of the Huygens probe into Titan's atmosphere on January 24."
( Read More... | 115 comments | science.slashdot.org )
Inside the Shadow Internet
Softwa
# Please try to keep posts on topic. # Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. # Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said. # Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about. # Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page) abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz Posted by CmdrTaco on Sunday January 02, @11:10AM from the something-to-think-about dept. Mike writes "Microsoft should fear increasing bandwidth to the consumer more than any other single factor as a threat to their monopoly. The average user has no desire to be the sysadmin of their machine(s), and telcos and cable companies would be glad to take this task from them -- for a nominal fee, of course, as application service providers. The PC as we know it probably only has a decade or so left." ( Read More... | 7 comments ) The Care and Feeding of Open Source Software Software Posted by CmdrTaco on Sunday January 02, @10:21AM from the something-to-read dept. An anonymous reader writes "You might find The Care and Feeding of FOSS (Free Open Source Software) interesting. This article debunks a lot of the myths and misunderstandings about the open-source software development process." ( Read More... | 23 comments ) Games: Carmack Discusses Delay of Q3A Source First Person Shooters (Games) Posted by CmdrTaco on Sunday January 02, @09:24AM from the hate-when-that-happens dept. Time Doctor writes "John Carmack moved to a blog format, and updates everyone with his thoughts on graphics and why licensing delays the (still) inevitable Quake 3: Arena source, when it was expected before the end of 2004." ( Read More... | 79 comments | games.slashdot.org ) Linux: Debian 3.0r4 Released Debian Posted by michael on Sunday January 02, @08:11AM from the it's-better-with-debian dept. SeaFox writes "The Debian group has released an update to the 'Woody' distribution of the popular Linux/GNU OS. From the site: 'This is the fourth update of Debian GNU/Linux 3.0 (codename woody) which mainly adds security updates to the stable release, along with a few corrections to serious problems. Those who frequently update from security.debian.org won't have to update many packages and most updates from security.debian.org are included in this update.' But the question on everyone's mind is probably when the current Testing branch, featuring much more up-to-date packages, will be named the new stable release." ( Read More... | 82 comments | linux.slashdot.org ) Comparing Codecs for 2004 Graphics Posted by michael on Sunday January 02, @05:02AM from the CGA-is-all-anyone-should-ever-need dept. MunchMunch writes "Popular encoding/guide/news site doom9.org has just put up its codec shoot-out for 2004, comparing 3ivx 5.0, Divx Fusion 5.9 (prerelease 6.0), Nero Digital Main Profile and High Profile, RealVideo 10, On2 VP6, VideoSoft's VSS, Xvid 1.0, MS's WMV9 and, last, newcomer Jomingo's HDX4. The comparison covers the speed, accuracy, target-file-size-adherence and other aspects of the codecs -- but also lets you compare yourself via high- and low-bandwidth framegrabs of each codec with a nice zoomable image-swap script." ( Read More... | 111 comments ) Science: Cassini Shows Close Up of Iapetus Space Posted by michael on Sunday January 02, @02:02AM from the looks-rocky dept. dazza101 writes "The Cassini spacecraft passed within 72,000 kms of the Saturn moon Iapetus yesterday, taking a series of spectacular images of this intriguing moons rugged surface. An excellent prelude to what promises to be one of the major stories of the new year, the plunge of the Huygens probe into Titan's atmosphere on January 24." ( Read More... | 115 comments | science.slashdot.org ) Inside the Shadow Internet Software Posted by michael on Saturday January 01, @11:04PM from the cell-structure dept. Paladin144 writes "Wired has a report about the mysterious 'pirate net
In reply to your IM you sent me CrawlingShadow, I will NOT have sex with you, CmdrTaco and Cowboi. Sorry :(
I like sex!
f****? What word is that? Fruit (it has 5 letters)? Fuckr - oh, that's mispelled. Maybe you're just a FAGGOT. Go die.
If this is your idea of a Christmas Card, I would say that you need more help than figuring out what Live Linux to give. I think you need to just kill yourself and end it all. Do the card recipients a favor.
RMS is a faggot. So is Timothy. I heard he is quite a fan of juicy douching and of performing the infamous Taco Snot on occasion with CmdrTaco and Cowboi. Cowboi, while we're on the subject, needs to lose about 900 pounds and stop bitching about how nobody cares. Oh, and you're a faggot, too.
"Mom, I can't sleep would you mind if I get in bed with you? She was wearing a baby doll semi-see through nightie, and was embarrassed to let me in bed with her. However she remembered how I had let her sleep with me when she needed to. "Sure John, it's a big bed," she said in an uncertain tone. "Mom, would you mind if I snuggle a little with you. I just feel kind of sad tonight, I need you close to me." I said; without waiting for an answer I pulled her tight against me. I kept grinding my crotch into her ass trying to get comfortable. My hands crept up to her breasts and began playing with them, lazily at first. "John... JOHN what are you doing? Stop that and go to sleep." But I could not stop. I pulled her nightie up and wet my finger. I then stuck it into her slightly moist pussy. "John listen to me, stop right now. This has to stop. You are my son, and we can't do this. Please John don't do this to me." I did stop then and sat up next to her. I pulled her into my lap and cupped her breasts in my hands while licking her ear. "Susan honey, we need to talk, we need to finish this. I told you a long time ago that I love you, that I need you. I want to possess you utterly. I want you to give me your body, to make love to me. I have a tape mom. A tape of you raping me. I could blackmail you, send you to jail. But that does not get me what I want. I don't just want you on Christmas, I don't want stolen kisses, or the occasional snuggle. I want you to want me. To be hot and wild and passionate, and completely in love with me. I want to have the right to grab you and fuck you anytime I want, just like dad did. I want to wake up to find you sucking on my cock just because you feel like it. Mom can you honestly say you don't want that too? Can you honestly say that you can bear to have me walk out of your life forever? Because that is what I would have to do. You are the woman I love, the only woman I have ever made love to. If I can't have you, I will have to go. If I am near you, I have to fuck you. It is as simple as that," I said as I wrote my name on her breasts with my finger. She was crying now, and I could smell her juices beginning to boil and drip out her pussy. She laid back against my chest and I wrapped her in my arms. "I don't want to lose you, I, I know that you are more than just a son to me. I am so scared though. Wanting you this way is wrong. I am your mother. I should not let you play with my tits, I should not want you to lick my pussy, or need you to fuck my ass but for some sick reason I do. I know I can't allow you to fuck me, I can't let you put that big slab of cock-meat inside me. If I do that, there is no turning back, you will own me. I will become addicted to your dick. Oh god, what am I going to do. I love you John, but it is still wrong!" We laid that way for a long time, just holding on to each other. My hard on was peeking up between her thighs. Finally I came up with a solution. "Mom I understand that our relationship is not normal, but it is not WRONG either. Making love to you could never be wrong. I love you and I want to show you how much. Susan, it's Christmas. Let me have you this one time. Make love to me, be greedy, teach me how to please you. Make me fuck you right. We owe it to ourselves to try it at least once. You are All I want for Christmas, all I have ever wanted." Susan was quiet for a few seconds and then she slowly nodded her head. Her hands were trembling as she smiled up at me and said yes. I was so happy, that I crushed her against me and said over and over, "I love you baby, I am going to be so good to you, I love you mom," while kissing and hugging her. Our kisses slowly began to deepen, she was on top of me straddling my waist. Her breasts were brushing against my chest and my cock was laying against her ass. I was licking her lips, sucking on them when her pretty, pink little tongue flicked out to meet mine. I sucked her into my mouth and we both let out a little sigh of happiness. Susan began crawling down my stomach, stopping briefly to lick my belly button clean. T
OMG I need to poop!
GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia
Zeikfried - Associated Press, Nigeria
In a week which shall be recorded in Wikipedia infamy (and then vandalized and redirected to clitoris), the oft persecuted and never defeated internet missionaries of the Gay Nigger Association of America struck yet another powerful and telling blow against the powerful forces of bigotry and racism. Most notably, the growing zionist community on renowned internet pissing yard wikipedia.org.
And the records have indeed tumbled, with an unheard of third successful survival from the digital shitheap that is "Votes For Deletion". Coming in spite a heinous act of self promotion and cyber terrorism by Pat Gunn/Improv (formerly known as Aharon Meshenstein prior to his infiltration of the United States), who listed and inspired mob vandalism upon the GNAA's entry.
Fresh from his promotion of Wikipedia's $50,000 fundraiser for arms and supplies to the Jewish state of Israel, Improv launched a series of unprovoked and slanderous attacks against the well loved organisations leadership, all the while using foul and unholy necromancies to enlist the dead themselves to vote the entries deletion. Names such as "Wolfman" and "Demonslave" only adding to the damning list of evidence linking Mr Gunn to the occult.
Though Improv's actions gained him a small majority, a shock last minute intervention from Pope John Paul II spared the pages untimely fate, although as yet unconfirmed reports have indicated that several hundred 8-year old negro children were driven to the Basilica to secure the pontiffs support. Others point towards the black curse cast upon the deletion campaign by the support of infamous Brawl Hall mouthpiece "Yoyo" as the main driving force behind the salvation of the aforementioned entry.
But the details are likely to cause few sleepless nights among the group, only one of whom was willing to speak to the press. Namely GNAA Wikipedia contributor Popeye, who interrupted his drawing of pornography to give a brief dismissal the controversy: "Even with Improv's shady dealings, the sheer size and girth of a swollen GNAA phallus enables it both an identity and a vote of it's own. Making such discussion moot".
About Wikipedia:
Wikipedia, a content-free encyclopedia in many languages, started life in January 2001 and has already risen to the status of the internets premiere "trollpedia".
Currently Wikipedia contains 363950 articles, 10032 of which are genuine, and 343 of them factually accurate. Leaving Wikipedia on an academic par with "Star Wars: Incredible Cross-sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft" and "My First Book of Animals from A to Z".
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATI
GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia
Zeikfried - Associated Press, Nigeria
In a week which shall be recorded in Wikipedia infamy (and then vandalized and redirected to clitoris), the oft persecuted and never defeated internet missionaries of the Gay Nigger Association of America struck yet another powerful and telling blow against the powerful forces of bigotry and racism. Most notably, the growing zionist community on renowned internet pissing yard wikipedia.org.
And the records have indeed tumbled, with an unheard of third successful survival from the digital shitheap that is "Votes For Deletion". Coming in spite a heinous act of self promotion and cyber terrorism by Pat Gunn/Improv (formerly known as Aharon Meshenstein prior to his infiltration of the United States), who listed and inspired mob vandalism upon the GNAA's entry.
Fresh from his promotion of Wikipedia's $50,000 fundraiser for arms and supplies to the Jewish state of Israel, Improv launched a series of unprovoked and slanderous attacks against the well loved organisations leadership, all the while using foul and unholy necromancies to enlist the dead themselves to vote the entries deletion. Names such as "Wolfman" and "Demonslave" only adding to the damning list of evidence linking Mr Gunn to the occult.
Though Improv's actions gained him a small majority, a shock last minute intervention from Pope John Paul II spared the pages untimely fate, although as yet unconfirmed reports have indicated that several hundred 8-year old negro children were driven to the Basilica to secure the pontiffs support. Others point towards the black curse cast upon the deletion campaign by the support of infamous Brawl Hall mouthpiece "Yoyo" as the main driving force behind the salvation of the aforementioned entry.
But the details are likely to cause few sleepless nights among the group, only one of whom was willing to speak to the press. Namely GNAA Wikipedia contributor Popeye, who interrupted his drawing of pornography to give a brief dismissal the controversy: "Even with Improv's shady dealings, the sheer size and girth of a swollen GNAA phallus enables it both an identity and a vote of it's own. Making such discussion moot".
About Wikipedia:
Wikipedia, a content-free encyclopedia in many languages, started life in January 2001 and has already risen to the status of the internets premiere "trollpedia".
Currently Wikipedia contains 363950 articles, 10032 of which are genuine, and 343 of them factually accurate. Leaving Wikipedia on an academic par with "Star Wars: Incredible Cross-sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft" and "My First Book of Animals from A to Z".
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATI
GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia
Zeikfried - Associated Press, Nigeria
In a week which shall be recorded in Wikipedia infamy (and then vandalized and redirected to clitoris), the oft persecuted and never defeated internet missionaries of the Gay Nigger Association of America struck yet another powerful and telling blow against the powerful forces of bigotry and racism. Most notably, the growing zionist community on renowned internet pissing yard wikipedia.org.
And the records have indeed tumbled, with an unheard of third successful survival from the digital shitheap that is "Votes For Deletion". Coming in spite a heinous act of self promotion and cyber terrorism by Pat Gunn/Improv (formerly known as Aharon Meshenstein prior to his infiltration of the United States), who listed and inspired mob vandalism upon the GNAA's entry.
Fresh from his promotion of Wikipedia's $50,000 fundraiser for arms and supplies to the Jewish state of Israel, Improv launched a series of unprovoked and slanderous attacks against the well loved organisations leadership, all the while using foul and unholy necromancies to enlist the dead themselves to vote the entries deletion. Names such as "Wolfman" and "Demonslave" only adding to the damning list of evidence linking Mr Gunn to the occult.
Though Improv's actions gained him a small majority, a shock last minute intervention from Pope John Paul II spared the pages untimely fate, although as yet unconfirmed reports have indicated that several hundred 8-year old negro children were driven to the Basilica to secure the pontiffs support. Others point towards the black curse cast upon the deletion campaign by the support of infamous Brawl Hall mouthpiece "Yoyo" as the main driving force behind the salvation of the aforementioned entry.
But the details are likely to cause few sleepless nights among the group, only one of whom was willing to speak to the press. Namely GNAA Wikipedia contributor Popeye, who interrupted his drawing of pornography to give a brief dismissal the controversy: "Even with Improv's shady dealings, the sheer size and girth of a swollen GNAA phallus enables it both an identity and a vote of it's own. Making such discussion moot".
About Wikipedia:
Wikipedia, a content-free encyclopedia in many languages, started life in January 2001 and has already risen to the status of the internets premiere "trollpedia".
Currently Wikipedia contains 363950 articles, 10032 of which are genuine, and 343 of them factually accurate. Leaving Wikipedia on an academic par with "Star Wars: Incredible Cross-sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft" and "My First Book of Animals from A to Z".
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATI
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GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia
Zeikfried - Associated Press, Nigeria
In a week which shall be recorded in Wikipedia infamy (and then vandalized and redirected to clitoris), the oft persecuted and never defeated internet missionaries of the Gay Nigger Association of America struck yet another powerful and telling blow against the powerful forces of bigotry and racism. Most notably, the growing zionist community on renowned internet pissing yard wikipedia.org.
And the records have indeed tumbled, with an unheard of third successful survival from the digital shitheap that is "Votes For Deletion". Coming in spite a heinous act of self promotion and cyber terrorism by Pat Gunn/Improv (formerly known as Aharon Meshenstein prior to his infiltration of the United States), who listed and inspired mob vandalism upon the GNAA's entry.
Fresh from his promotion of Wikipedia's $50,000 fundraiser for arms and supplies to the Jewish state of Israel, Improv launched a series of unprovoked and slanderous attacks against the well loved organisations leadership, all the while using foul and unholy necromancies to enlist the dead themselves to vote the entries deletion. Names such as "Wolfman" and "Demonslave" only adding to the damning list of evidence linking Mr Gunn to the occult.
Though Improv's actions gained him a small majority, a shock last minute intervention from Pope John Paul II spared the pages untimely fate, although as yet unconfirmed reports have indicated that several hundred 8-year old negro children were driven to the Basilica to secure the pontiffs support. Others point towards the black curse cast upon the deletion campaign by the support of infamous Brawl Hall mouthpiece "Yoyo" as the main driving force behind the salvation of the aforementioned entry.
But the details are likely to cause few sleepless nights among the group, only one of whom was willing to speak to the press. Namely GNAA Wikipedia contributor Popeye, who interrupted his drawing of pornography to give a brief dismissal the controversy: "Even with Improv's shady dealings, the sheer size and girth of a swollen GNAA phallus enables it both an identity and a vote of it's own. Making such discussion moot".
About Wikipedia:
Wikipedia, a content-free encyclopedia in many languages, started life in January 2001 and has already risen to the status of the internets premiere "trollpedia".
Currently Wikipedia contains 363950 articles, 10032 of which are genuine, and 343 of them factually accurate. Leaving Wikipedia on an academic par with "Star Wars: Incredible Cross-sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft" and "My First Book of Animals from A to Z".
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATI