GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia Zeikfried - Associated Press, Nigeria
In a week which shall be recorded in Wikipedia infamy (and then vandalized
and redirected to clitoris), the oft persecuted and never defeated internet
missionaries of the Gay Nigger Association of
America struck yet another powerful and telling blow against the powerful
forces of bigotry and racism. Most notably, the growing zionist community on
renowned internet pissing yard wikipedia.org.
And the records have indeed tumbled, with an unheard of third successful
survival from the digital shitheap that is "Votes
For Deletion". Coming in spite a heinous act of self promotion and cyber
terrorism by Pat Gunn/Improv
(formerly known as Aharon Meshenstein prior to his infiltration of the United
States), who listed and inspired mob vandalism upon the GNAA's
entry.
Fresh from his promotion of Wikipedia's $50,000 fundraiser for arms and
supplies to the Jewish state of Israel, Improv launched a series of unprovoked
and slanderous attacks against the well loved organisations leadership, all the
while using foul and unholy necromancies to enlist the dead themselves to vote
the entries deletion. Names such as "Wolfman" and "Demonslave" only adding to
the damning list of evidence linking Mr Gunn to the occult.
Though Improv's actions gained him a small majority, a shock last minute
intervention from Pope John Paul II spared the pages untimely fate, although as
yet unconfirmed reports have indicated that several hundred 8-year old negro
children were driven to the Basilica to secure the pontiffs support. Others
point towards the black curse cast upon the deletion campaign by the support of
infamous Brawl Hall mouthpiece "Yoyo"
as the main driving force behind the salvation of the aforementioned entry.
But the details are likely to cause few sleepless nights among the group,
only one of whom was willing to speak to the press. Namely GNAA Wikipedia
contributor Popeye, who interrupted his drawing of pornography to give a brief
dismissal the controversy: "Even with Improv's shady dealings, the sheer size
and girth of a swollen GNAA phallus enables it both an identity and a vote of
it's own. Making such discussion moot".
About Wikipedia:
Wikipedia, a content-free encyclopedia in many languages, started life in
January 2001 and has already risen to the status of the internets premiere
"trollpedia".
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Here comes an obligatory post from some retarded Slashbot. I bet it'll go something like this:
"OMG I bet they were running Windoze LOL! I bet if they were running Linux and Firefox and using MySQL that the breach would have never happened because everyone knows there are no security problems with Linux! OMG LOL!"...fucking Karma-whoring stupid fags. Go to hell.
...that you probably run Windows and are just being a kiss-ass to get an ass sex date with Cowboi. Go away, fag ass... do us all a favor: choke on michael's dick and DIE.
I have a GREAT word of advice for this faggot - DO SOMETHING YOURSELF FOR ONCE. I'm getting sick and tired of these fucks who have to ask slashdot about everything.
"OMG SLASHDOT SHOULD I ASK MY GF TO MARRY ME?" "OMG SLASHDOT AM I A FAG?"
LastMeasure hits the 100000 watermark Zeikfried - Reuters, Nigeria
In a self congratulatory press conference described by one historical
analyst as to be "worth 10 Dresdens", the now world famous egalitarians of the
Gay Nigger Association of America announced to the worlds press that their
highly successful open source lastmeasure project has now reached over one
hundred thousand homes across the world.
Amidst a snowstorm of tickertape and parade like festivity, Penisbird, one
of the founders of the LastMeasure project, screeched triumphantly from his now
gold plated dong perch that the exponental growth of the sought after shock
site can only continue. And even those outside the GNAAs dark skinned sphere of
influence can only agree, in the face of the cutting edge "xangadot" marketing
techniques applied by GNAA LM sales reps Incog, Saturn, Trake, qat, and
Zeikfred Tuvai.
The sheer ferocity of the xangadot effect has caught many by surprise, none
more so than xanga spokesperson AzN_ThuG_08, who was quoted as saying
"MUTHAFUCKA TAKE DOWN MAH SITE...BITCH IM LETTIN U...FUCK DIS SITE AND FUCK U
TOO. I CAN MAKE A NEW ONE I GOT THA TIME u stupid muthafucka" before driving
his nitroglycerin laced riced up honda into GNAA Headquarters in a suicidal and
dastardly attempt to decapitate the GNAA leadership. Thankfully the 140 decibel
exhaust of the now vapourised vehicle allowed the surrounding buildings to be
evacuated several minutes before the atrocity took place.
Speaking from his converted 1970's brothel, overpaid financial analyst Gary
Niger told Reuters, "The effects of what has been dubbed the 'Open Source Final
Solution' can be felt in almost every area of digital society. A striking
example of this would be the once worthless.info TLD being re-energised with a
huge cash and semen injection from the GNAA LastMeasure project, punctuated by
Netcrafts recent confirmation that the GNAA has now gained a massive
controlling stake in.info over the course of the past 2 months".
Can this momentum continue? Or has LastMeasure reached its unsurpassable
xenith, with the only way left down? GNAA President timecop refused to comment,
instead choosing to bathe naked in a pool of Yen laughing insanely. The
future seems bright.
About LastMeasure:
A primitive version of LastMeasure was concieved by Penisbird of the GNAA
after playing with an AIM utility named AIM Invader. It offered Penisbird a
myriad of ways to crash AIM clients. By far the most powerful crash was the
"last measure" crash, which would inundate an AIM client with file transfer
requests, buddy list sends, messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM
client crashed due to lack of RAM.
The LastMeasure site originally consisted of Penisbird, Goatse, Tubgirl,
Lemonparty, and Shitfaced Lady. But has expanded to include many other of the
internets treasured icons. And with the addition of StatsMeasure, the clipboard
data of thousands of unwitting victims has now been exposed for the world to
see.
For more information about LastMeasure, visit the official website,
LastMeasure.com
LastMeasure is licensed under the BSD Version 2 License.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
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This is totally, completely and unfathomably gay. You know, I hope the trolls are right - with bullshit like this going on, I hope BSD really IS dying.
I suggest something like a shotgun. Don't be a retard and get something huge like a.50 - that will go right through his worthless ass and into your neighbors:) If some fucker breaks into your home, you need only to rack your shotgun (making sure of course he can hear it) and you'll be all set. If you want to be a sissy about getting your hands dirty, just load it with rock salt like in Kill Bill - my dad knew someone who did that to protect farm animals way back in the day, and NO ONE wanted to fuck with that sonofabitch.
I don't want to be modded down as a troll, but if you have time to come up with lyrics like this, you should try getting out more. Maybe you should try having a girlfriend or a job or something - anything to make your pathetic existence have some point.
Most parents aren't technically savvy enough to understand Windows, and you expect them to use Linux? I have a feeling that the vast majority of parents who are comfortable with using Linux and spending the respectable amount of time getting it up and running, secure and all that probably already are running Linux, or are intelligent enough to educate their kids about using computing resources safely on the Internet.
Your comment about Macintosh would be valid, but you have to remember that most parents, again, just want a computer, and are not really concerned about whether or not the platform is secure and whatnot. When these parents see that they can get a Dell for around $500 or a Macintosh for around $900, what do you really think they are going to choose? That's right - the Dell.
The best way to protect our children online is to spend time and teach them. This may be a little out of the reach of a lot of readers here as they don't have children, but quite seriously, spending time with your children is a good way to help them through a lot of problems. Being safe online is just one of them.
I have an 802.11b networking running on a Netgear MR314 wireless base station. Two Macintosh clients use this network along with a Dell that belongs to my brother.
The phone my parents have is a 2.4 GHz phone and it seems to interfere with the wireless network, mostly with my Powerbook G4 12" using Apple's Airport Extreme card. Surprisingly, my mother's iBook G3 running an older Airport only capable of 802.11b seems surprisingly resilient to the phone.
Unfortunately as I said, the Powerbook seems not quite as resilient to it. During a phone call yesterday, iTunes streaming from a Windows XP machine cut off numerous times and ping times on the network were horrible, albeit intermittently. I tested this by playing another song and then calling a number in close proximity to the Powerbook and the song cut out completely. Shutting the phone off yielded an instantaneous recovery and the song began playing again without a hitch.
I cannot comment on the card in the Dell as my brother hardly ever uses it, but I would imagine it was the same as well. However, it would seem that the cards in Apple notebooks conflict (I'm not really sure what frequency the Airport card runs at), or the base station conflicts... hell, the whole 802.11b thing would probably conflict with the 2.4 GHz phones. If wireless network connection longevity is something you require, I'd say you should think about making sure you don't get a 2.4 GHz phone.
GNAA Announces Interview wth Real Troll Talk GNAA Announces Interview with Real Troll Talk
Osaka, Japan - In a worldwide first, GNAA founder and president
timecop agreed to conduct an interview with Real Troll Talk, a Slashdot
member documenting the ways and means of internet trolls worldwide.
Although meant to be a one on one interview, several GNAA members
were present in the audience, and many "contributed" to the interview by
shouting out points that timecop forgot and by calling him an asshole.
"The interview went well," timecop said afterward, "I was very pleased
with the interest in GNAA and the exposure we'll be getting through this.
Real Troll Talk seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with the sexual
aspects of GNAA, though."
GNAA member godspeed noted that "The interview was really good, and I
have a strong feeling that Real Troll Talk may be a homosexual black man
himself. You could say my gaynigdar was set off by that dude." Opened to
other GNAA members for comment, vSKIZZILE was quick to add "HAHA FGTS!
You are all gay, LOL @ WTC LOL @ JEWS!!!! FRIST POSTAGE FOR GNAA!"
Real Troll Talk is Slashdot member number 793436, and has been
running a series of journal articles on internet trolling, seeming to
take a particular interest in Slashdot and Kuro5hin.
You can find back issues of "Real Troll Talk" at Real Troll Talk's Journal
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to
irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link
Slashdot Mirror
GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia
Zeikfried - Associated Press, Nigeria
In a week which shall be recorded in Wikipedia infamy (and then vandalized and redirected to clitoris), the oft persecuted and never defeated internet missionaries of the Gay Nigger Association of America struck yet another powerful and telling blow against the powerful forces of bigotry and racism. Most notably, the growing zionist community on renowned internet pissing yard wikipedia.org.
And the records have indeed tumbled, with an unheard of third successful survival from the digital shitheap that is "Votes For Deletion". Coming in spite a heinous act of self promotion and cyber terrorism by Pat Gunn/Improv (formerly known as Aharon Meshenstein prior to his infiltration of the United States), who listed and inspired mob vandalism upon the GNAA's entry.
Fresh from his promotion of Wikipedia's $50,000 fundraiser for arms and supplies to the Jewish state of Israel, Improv launched a series of unprovoked and slanderous attacks against the well loved organisations leadership, all the while using foul and unholy necromancies to enlist the dead themselves to vote the entries deletion. Names such as "Wolfman" and "Demonslave" only adding to the damning list of evidence linking Mr Gunn to the occult.
Though Improv's actions gained him a small majority, a shock last minute intervention from Pope John Paul II spared the pages untimely fate, although as yet unconfirmed reports have indicated that several hundred 8-year old negro children were driven to the Basilica to secure the pontiffs support. Others point towards the black curse cast upon the deletion campaign by the support of infamous Brawl Hall mouthpiece "Yoyo" as the main driving force behind the salvation of the aforementioned entry.
But the details are likely to cause few sleepless nights among the group, only one of whom was willing to speak to the press. Namely GNAA Wikipedia contributor Popeye, who interrupted his drawing of pornography to give a brief dismissal the controversy: "Even with Improv's shady dealings, the sheer size and girth of a swollen GNAA phallus enables it both an identity and a vote of it's own. Making such discussion moot".
About Wikipedia:
Wikipedia, a content-free encyclopedia in many languages, started life in January 2001 and has already risen to the status of the internets premiere "trollpedia".
Currently Wikipedia contains 363950 articles, 10032 of which are genuine, and 343 of them factually accurate. Leaving Wikipedia on an academic par with "Star Wars: Incredible Cross-sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft" and "My First Book of Animals from A to Z".
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATI
Here comes an obligatory post from some retarded Slashbot. I bet it'll go something like this: "OMG I bet they were running Windoze LOL! I bet if they were running Linux and Firefox and using MySQL that the breach would have never happened because everyone knows there are no security problems with Linux! OMG LOL!" ...fucking Karma-whoring stupid fags. Go to hell.
SUCK IT BITCH
...that you probably run Windows and are just being a kiss-ass to get an ass sex date with Cowboi. Go away, fag ass... do us all a favor: choke on michael's dick and DIE.
...does it run Linux?
You need to say this one out loud to get it, so make sure you do so before you start raping me with mod points:
Q: Why doesn't George W. Bush have pierced nipples?
A: Because he already has a Dick Cheney!
I have a GREAT word of advice for this faggot - DO SOMETHING YOURSELF FOR ONCE. I'm getting sick and tired of these fucks who have to ask slashdot about everything.
"OMG SLASHDOT SHOULD I ASK MY GF TO MARRY ME?"
"OMG SLASHDOT AM I A FAG?"
Get a fucking life, fucknuts.
Dude you are SUCH a fag. Why don't you go jack off to a Sweatin' to the Oldies tape or something?
The logo is going to be the FreeBSD devil on the ground with his tongue hanging out. Why, you ask? Simple - because BSD IS DYING.
Actually I can do both at the same time - it's really easy to type 'make && make modules_install' with one hand.
Yes! Now I can waste three months recompiling my kernel to allow me to have the ability to click on the items in the main menu!
Zeikfried - Reuters, Nigeria
In a self congratulatory press conference described by one historical analyst as to be "worth 10 Dresdens", the now world famous egalitarians of the Gay Nigger Association of America announced to the worlds press that their highly successful open source lastmeasure project has now reached over one hundred thousand homes across the world.
Amidst a snowstorm of tickertape and parade like festivity, Penisbird, one of the founders of the LastMeasure project, screeched triumphantly from his now gold plated dong perch that the exponental growth of the sought after shock site can only continue. And even those outside the GNAAs dark skinned sphere of influence can only agree, in the face of the cutting edge "xangadot" marketing techniques applied by GNAA LM sales reps Incog, Saturn, Trake, qat, and Zeikfred Tuvai.
The sheer ferocity of the xangadot effect has caught many by surprise, none more so than xanga spokesperson AzN_ThuG_08, who was quoted as saying "MUTHAFUCKA TAKE DOWN MAH SITE...BITCH IM LETTIN U...FUCK DIS SITE AND FUCK U TOO. I CAN MAKE A NEW ONE I GOT THA TIME u stupid muthafucka" before driving his nitroglycerin laced riced up honda into GNAA Headquarters in a suicidal and dastardly attempt to decapitate the GNAA leadership. Thankfully the 140 decibel exhaust of the now vapourised vehicle allowed the surrounding buildings to be evacuated several minutes before the atrocity took place.
Speaking from his converted 1970's brothel, overpaid financial analyst Gary Niger told Reuters, "The effects of what has been dubbed the 'Open Source Final Solution' can be felt in almost every area of digital society. A striking example of this would be the once worthless .info TLD being re-energised with a
huge cash and semen injection from the GNAA LastMeasure project, punctuated by
Netcrafts recent confirmation that the GNAA has now gained a massive
controlling stake in .info over the course of the past 2 months".
Can this momentum continue? Or has LastMeasure reached its unsurpassable xenith, with the only way left down? GNAA President timecop refused to comment, instead choosing to bathe naked in a pool of Yen laughing insanely. The future seems bright.
About LastMeasure:
A primitive version of LastMeasure was concieved by Penisbird of the GNAA after playing with an AIM utility named AIM Invader. It offered Penisbird a myriad of ways to crash AIM clients. By far the most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which would inundate an AIM client with file transfer requests, buddy list sends, messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of RAM.
The LastMeasure site originally consisted of Penisbird, Goatse, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, and Shitfaced Lady. But has expanded to include many other of the internets treasured icons. And with the addition of StatsMeasure, the clipboard data of thousands of unwitting victims has now been exposed for the world to see.
For more information about LastMeasure, visit the official website, LastMeasure.com
LastMeasure is licensed under the BSD Version 2 License.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA m
You've just been worked in the asshole! Quick, go get the lube and let me hit it again!
...does it run Linux?
Who gives a shit? Richard Stallman is a fag - it's too bad this accident didn't kill him, too.
This is totally, completely and unfathomably gay. You know, I hope the trolls are right - with bullshit like this going on, I hope BSD really IS dying.
I suggest something like a shotgun. Don't be a retard and get something huge like a .50 - that will go right through his worthless ass and into your neighbors :) If some fucker breaks into your home, you need only to rack your shotgun (making sure of course he can hear it) and you'll be all set. If you want to be a sissy about getting your hands dirty, just load it with rock salt like in Kill Bill - my dad knew someone who did that to protect farm animals way back in the day, and NO ONE wanted to fuck with that sonofabitch.
You are a fag.
It looks unequivocally true that YOU FAIL IT.
I don't want to be modded down as a troll, but if you have time to come up with lyrics like this, you should try getting out more. Maybe you should try having a girlfriend or a job or something - anything to make your pathetic existence have some point.
Most parents aren't technically savvy enough to understand Windows, and you expect them to use Linux? I have a feeling that the vast majority of parents who are comfortable with using Linux and spending the respectable amount of time getting it up and running, secure and all that probably already are running Linux, or are intelligent enough to educate their kids about using computing resources safely on the Internet. Your comment about Macintosh would be valid, but you have to remember that most parents, again, just want a computer, and are not really concerned about whether or not the platform is secure and whatnot. When these parents see that they can get a Dell for around $500 or a Macintosh for around $900, what do you really think they are going to choose? That's right - the Dell. The best way to protect our children online is to spend time and teach them. This may be a little out of the reach of a lot of readers here as they don't have children, but quite seriously, spending time with your children is a good way to help them through a lot of problems. Being safe online is just one of them.
You fail it.
Why is it that criticisms of Linux always get modden down as Flamebait et al. but criticisms of Windows get modded up as Funny and such?
I have an 802.11b networking running on a Netgear MR314 wireless base station. Two Macintosh clients use this network along with a Dell that belongs to my brother. The phone my parents have is a 2.4 GHz phone and it seems to interfere with the wireless network, mostly with my Powerbook G4 12" using Apple's Airport Extreme card. Surprisingly, my mother's iBook G3 running an older Airport only capable of 802.11b seems surprisingly resilient to the phone. Unfortunately as I said, the Powerbook seems not quite as resilient to it. During a phone call yesterday, iTunes streaming from a Windows XP machine cut off numerous times and ping times on the network were horrible, albeit intermittently. I tested this by playing another song and then calling a number in close proximity to the Powerbook and the song cut out completely. Shutting the phone off yielded an instantaneous recovery and the song began playing again without a hitch. I cannot comment on the card in the Dell as my brother hardly ever uses it, but I would imagine it was the same as well. However, it would seem that the cards in Apple notebooks conflict (I'm not really sure what frequency the Airport card runs at), or the base station conflicts... hell, the whole 802.11b thing would probably conflict with the 2.4 GHz phones. If wireless network connection longevity is something you require, I'd say you should think about making sure you don't get a 2.4 GHz phone.
GNAA Announces Interview with Real Troll Talk
Osaka, Japan - In a worldwide first, GNAA founder and president timecop agreed to conduct an interview with Real Troll Talk, a Slashdot member documenting the ways and means of internet trolls worldwide.
Although meant to be a one on one interview, several GNAA members were present in the audience, and many "contributed" to the interview by shouting out points that timecop forgot and by calling him an asshole. "The interview went well," timecop said afterward, "I was very pleased with the interest in GNAA and the exposure we'll be getting through this. Real Troll Talk seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with the sexual aspects of GNAA, though."
GNAA member godspeed noted that "The interview was really good, and I have a strong feeling that Real Troll Talk may be a homosexual black man himself. You could say my gaynigdar was set off by that dude." Opened to other GNAA members for comment, vSKIZZILE was quick to add "HAHA FGTS! You are all gay, LOL @ WTC LOL @ JEWS!!!! FRIST POSTAGE FOR GNAA!"
A transcript of the interview is available in Real Troll Talk #6, available at Real Troll Talk's Slashdot journal
About Real Troll Talk:
Real Troll Talk is Slashdot member number 793436, and has been running a series of journal articles on internet trolling, seeming to take a particular interest in Slashdot and Kuro5hin. You can find back issues of "Real Troll Talk" at Real Troll Talk's Journal
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link