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  1. Re:WOOWHOO! on Microsoft Takes Aim At Google · · Score: 1

    ...Google have to work harder

    Oh, those capitalist exploiters! Harder, more, better... Think of the poor pigeons...

  2. Re:Mars? on NASA Scraps Shuttle And Returns to Rockets · · Score: 5, Funny

    All their muscle mass will be gone, but they'll get there.

    Unless they order the astronauts to have sex during the flight... Oh wait.

  3. Good for them.. on Navy Sued for Sonar-Blasting Whales · · Score: 0

    .. that those whales don't have frikking lasers.

  4. Re:If Bill Gates spoke out against jumping off cli on Bill Gates Speaks Out Against Next-Gen DVDs · · Score: 3, Funny

    He may be Bill Gates, but I think he's right this time.

    *ducks under the table*

  5. Re:Just 1 Rat on Rat Cunning May Allow For Island Colonization · · Score: 1

    Yes, but if it's clever enough, it could clone itself.

  6. Mod parent interesting! on Senator Wants to Keep U.N. Away From the Internet · · Score: 1

    The idea of independence of the Internet is worth thinking of (IMO). Just imagine the Internet as a virtual country with its' users as its' citizens, its' own law, elections, currency and stuff like that...

  7. Re:It's a race! on The exhaustion of IPv4 address space · · Score: 2, Funny

    [ ] Only if Netcraft confirms it.

  8. So, does this mean.. on Google Terror Threat · · Score: 4, Funny

    that Google Maps is as evil as Linux, because terrorists might use it?

  9. Yes, but... on Good Network Worms Made Simple · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... will these worms produce Spice?

  10. Re:and then... on Google's Patents Reveal Strategy To Beat Microsoft · · Score: 3, Funny

    And Microsoft will be in the same position as IBM is today... I mean will support Linux, be cool, and everything...

  11. Re:A Space Elevator is like perpetual motion on Space Elevator Gets FAA Clearance · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Linux

    Doesn't belong here. Take a look at this.

  12. Re:Does this mean.... on Open Source Code Finds Way into Microsoft Release · · Score: 1

    No, this means they are releasing Windows 2003 under the GPL.

  13. Re:So on I/O Electronic Brush for Painting · · Score: 1

    Here's your free I/O Brush: use a webcam to grab the pattern and paint it using mouse. The result will be somewhat similar, though it will not be all that fun.

  14. Re:Yurop ? on Europe Plans a New Type of Fusion Facility · · Score: 0

    If god would have wanted to be so many Slashdot readers, he would have not made it so hard for them to get a date!

  15. Finally! on Supernova 1987A Decoded · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally, a Slashdot post (not an Ask Slashdot or a book review) where I don't have to RTFA, because there is no TFA!

  16. Let me be the first to say... on Australian Science Makes the Regenerating Mouse · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I, for one, welcome our new Australian Regenerating Mouse Overlords!

  17. Re:huh? on Google Talk Available Early · · Score: 1

    Wrong question. It should be: "What is google?"

  18. It's in German... on Original Einstein Manuscript Discovered · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The manuscripts are in German. Can someone post a translation? :-)

  19. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. on Branched Nanotubes Offer Smaller Transistors · · Score: 1

    I already can see it: after inventing X shaped nanotubes, scientists were able to create the real artificial intelligence.

    Machines which had only X-shaped transistors were female; and machines with half X-shaped and half Y-shaped transistors were male.

    And then, the machines with more Y than X transistors came. They were evil maniacs. And they destroyed humans...

    Why oh why they had to invent these Y shaped things...

  20. Re:Of course on Linux For Supervillains · · Score: 1

    Netcraft confirms you know what.

  21. Re:While we're on the topic... on Another Step Towards BSD on the Desktop · · Score: 1
  22. Re:Ahh on Japan Wants to Build 10 Petaflop Supercomputer · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's Vista, Not Longhorn.

  23. Re:I think.. on Windows Vista Faces Lawsuits · · Score: 1

    Vista in Latvian means hen. So they already are making silly jokes about it: http://www.auseklitis.lv/vista.jpg

  24. Re:HeY!! I didnt say that on KDE's future: Plasma & SimpleKDE · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hmm.. I'm 41 and I live in my parents' basement.. But that's no problem, I guess...

  25. Re:HI I*m Carrie on KDE's future: Plasma & SimpleKDE · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who modded this offtopic?? I've almost missed my only chance to meet a girl, you bastards!