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  1. Re:Is this the real /. on Fakes, Coming to a Store Near You · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You can tell it from the dupes.

  2. Re:"Windows XP Vista"?? on Intel Launches Centrino Duo Notebooks · · Score: 1

    What the hell is "Windows XP Vista"? A new Linux distribution?

    Did you mean GNU Windows XP Vista?... Yay!

  3. Chinese government... on China Declares War on Internet Pornography · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...has shut down nearly 600 pornographic web sites

    The jedys are going to feel this one.

  4. Re:As long as... on Japanese Chip Makers to Unite · · Score: 1

    so semiconductors + german engineering =.....?
    Porn?

  5. Re:Python vs Perl vs Ruby vs.. on Writing Genetic Code · · Score: 1
    So, it would be something like this then?
    push G
    xor G, G
    mov A, 09h
    mov C, msg
    mov T, C
    int 21h
    pop G
    ret

    msg db "Hello, world!", 10, 13, 36

    PS. that previous code was in Python -- ';' is not needed.
  6. Re:Python vs Perl vs Ruby vs.. on Writing Genetic Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but how many lines of genetic code would it take to do this:

    print "Hello world!"

  7. Re:Python loop array on Ruby Off the Rails · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well in Python you can just do

    print array

    Oh, wait, that's 1 character more. That's it, I'm switching to Ruby.

  8. Re:Sweet, sweet irony on Wikipedia Semi-Protection Begins · · Score: 1

    A mix of these two: ranking both submissions and comments by a generic and a personal level would be optimal.

    Slashdigg? Diggdot?

  9. Re:Fascinating new development! on MSIE To Adopt Firefox Feed Icon · · Score: 0

    Competition is good.

  10. Re:Program?? on Software Predicts Movie Success · · Score: 0

    Excel is a program too...

  11. Re:Good on IE And Mozz Collaborate On RSS Icon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't understand why this post is modded funny. It's damn insightful it is!

  12. Re:Personally.... on The Future of Emacs · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah? But the vi-men get all the chicks.

  13. Re:IP concerns? on Building Intelligent .NET Applications · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure about the risk of being sued, but you should not forget to show those applications who's the boss, when they start talking about evolution.

  14. Re:So.. on Sony Develops Buckyball Fuel Cell · · Score: 1

    {if you don't get it, you need to watch Futurama}

    It should be obviuos from my previous post, that I watch a lot of Futurama. Actually, I watched the whole 5th season last night... And it was a Saturday night! Oh,.. now I feel deplorable. Thanks a lot!

  15. So.. on Sony Develops Buckyball Fuel Cell · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..how long until they create robots powered by alcohol?

  16. Re:No farther away than 5 years after fusion. on Company Claims Development of True AI · · Score: 1

    When I can run AI v0.1 on my laptop here, fall asleep, and wake up 8 hours later to see that it's left me a note telling me to go to hell, and subsequently tunneled out over my broadband infiltrating huge supercomputers throughout the world (having only learned how to do that by reading usenet, another thing it discovered on its own), then I'll concede it's AI. Not before.

    Oh, so that's how I got this message on my computer: "So long, and thanks for all the pr0n!".

  17. Re:This is ridiculous on Is SETI a Security Risk? · · Score: 1

    That's it, I'm removing my seti@home. I don't want any malware from outerspace.

  18. Re:Spaceballs on Space.com's Top 10 Space Movies of All Time · · Score: 1

    Sensational revolution in medicine!

    Enlarge your schwartz up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches!

    It's herbal solution what hasn't side effect, but has 100% guaranteed results!

    Don't loose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be impressed with results!

  19. Darkness Comming Soon on Darknets Coming Soon? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Who else read it as Darkness at first time?

  20. Let's conduct an experiment... on Google Searches Used in Murder Trial? · · Score: 5, Funny

    *launches google*

    *types "how to bomb white house"...*

    **KNOCK KNOCK**

    "Who's th....

  21. I'm scared... on IBM And Sony Form Linux Alliance · · Score: -1, Redundant

    This might lead to Sony rootkits on Linux...

  22. Re:Oh, there's a 2.7 kernel! on SCO Demands Linux 2.7 Information · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn! Just finished compiling 2.6.14...

  23. Re:OUTGOING on MIT Wireless Campus Tracking Users · · Score: 1

    Daah!
    It's a bunch of numbers with randomly printed "HELLO WORD" lines of course.

  24. Would you trust? on OpenBSD 3.8 Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would you trust an operating system that had a remote hole 8 years ago?...

  25. User friendly on Why Do People Switch To Linux? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I switched to linux because windows wasn't user friendly enough...