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  1. Re:Oops! on White Dolphin Functionally Extict · · Score: 0, Troll

    It could be said that they were the pathetic species not being able to adapt to changes in their environment fast enough. I say good riddance.

  2. Re:the ultimate cocktail waitress on Roboexotica Event Pours Drinks in Vienna · · Score: 1

    You must be using a weird font. It is spelled with an "x" not an "r".

    captcha = "concur" Slashdot agrees with me.

  3. Re:Energy output = input? on Blood Protein Used to Split Water · · Score: 1

    I think we have found the reason for the Matrix! They used human blood to make hydrogen for their fusion reactors!6775

  4. Re:Money Reader on Judge Says U.S. Money Violates Rights of the Blind · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah for one thing you can't stuff debit cards down a stripper's thong. And clubs already charge extra for blind people.

  5. Re:A long-time problem on Spammers Learn to Outsource Their Captcha Needs · · Score: 1
    IP addresses cannot be forged (or else the server would be speaking to the wrong client)


    Err... Wrong. All they would have to do is put a VPN client on the laptops, and run them through a NATing router on the spammers end (which would probably be necessary on the spammer's end anyway to get the images to the in the first place).

    The word 'contact' in this post's captcha was farmed out to an Anonymous Coward
  6. Re:Unsolicited Advice on Microsoft One Step From World's Greenest Company · · Score: 1

    What about the profit lost due to the company not being able to mass push updates at night without going to every computer?

    Not to mention the companies that let people login remotely to their work PCs, or that have networked shares.

  7. Re:Here's the Plug, Watch me pull it Son on Rethinking IM Privacy For Kids · · Score: 1

    Yeah I remember when my mom started taking the computer's power cable to work with her. It took her nearly two years to figure out that the moniter, computer, and printer cords were all interchangable. And she also thought that my sister was on the phone a lot.

  8. Re:Number 891224 on Natural Language Processing for State Security · · Score: 2, Funny

    Number 979071 has expressed an interest in Emperors, incident reported to George Lucas

  9. Re:Finder! on MIT on Comics and Micropayments · · Score: 2, Informative

    I would say its the two women yelling about being raped on the latest page, and the naked dude laying unconcious in the one before that. Might be more interesting if I actually knew what was going on.

  10. Re:Finder! on MIT on Comics and Micropayments · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot to mention NSFW.

    I prefer Schlock Mercenary myself which is family friendly, funny, and (this one is important) actually available in its entirety online.

  11. Re:GPGPUs... on ATI's Stream Computing on the Way · · Score: 1

    They could shorten it to GP2U later on.

  12. Re:"Security Center" is doublespeak on Security Companies Tussle With MS Security Center · · Score: 1

    Hence the name. Microsoft's Genuine Advantage.

  13. Re:Physics on The Physics of Superheroes · · Score: 1

    Its spiderman canon that the webs decay in a few hours.

  14. Re:Not an issue... on Biofuel Production to Cause Water Shortages? · · Score: 1

    Right now we can't even get breakeven with just harvesting the biofuel.

  15. Re:One step closer... on Writely.com Beta - Google's Answer to Word · · Score: 1

    Well once google gets the bugs worked out of it they can release a corprate edition that does it on site like their LAN indexing tools.

  16. Re:Big "OH Brother" on Has Orwell's '1984' Come 22 Years Later? · · Score: 1

    And then we could have economic growth as high as France!

  17. Re:I think... on Net Neutrality, Schlocky Salesmen vs Monopolist Plumbers · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Which is the reason why Google is trying to get nationwide wireless servers running.

  18. Re:No. The "War on Drugs" was a failure. on Psychopharm Going 'Mainstream' In Schools? · · Score: 1

    Adderall will not usually cause a decrease in quality. Adderall focuses your attention down to a pinpoint. When working on a task under its influence you don't really make mistakes. You don't want to eat. You don't want to sleep. You don't want to talk to your friends. You just want to WORK, and you do good work. Until you have a psychotic episode or collapse from exhaustion.

  19. Re:I'm just waiting.... on Scientists Couple Nerve Tissues With Computer Chip · · Score: 1

    I've just come from the future to tell you that you suceed! Unfortunatly your brain will be acting as the image server for goatse.

  20. Re:MOD PARENT UP! on Human Genome Sequencing Completed · · Score: 1
    Well he beat me to it. Oh well.

    To map the very stuff of life; to look into the
    genetic mirror and watch a million generations
    march past. That, friends, is both our curse and
    our proudest achievement. For it is in reaching to our
    beginnings that we begin to learn who we truly are.
     
            -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov,
                "Address to the Faculty"
  21. Re:Obviously an over reaction on Bethesda Responds To Oblivion Re-Rating · · Score: 1

    Err... You haven't seen the video have you? There are nipples on every race except for the Argonians.

    Overall its nothing really bad.

  22. Re:Purpose for defense or offense? on U.S. Considers Anti-Satellite Laser · · Score: 1

    Mmm. Schlocklicious.

  23. Re:Evolution on Scientific Brain Linked to Autism · · Score: 3, Funny

    And like all arguments for communism it sounds good on paper, but you must remember that politicians consider themselves smart.

  24. Re:"Star Trek" Solution to Space Garbage on NASA Warns of Cluttered Space · · Score: 1

    Note that I said POWERFUL magnetic field. While I wasn't completely serious in my prior post magnetism has weird effects at higher power levels, and over short distances. Many materials other than iron can react to magnets. Search google for articles on frog levitation for more information.

  25. Re:"Star Trek" Solution to Space Garbage on NASA Warns of Cluttered Space · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just encase the space ship in a Faraday cage, stick two metals rods out of each end, and run a powerful magnetic field through them. Any metallic debris will hit at one of the poles which can be replaced rather easily. Sufficiently large debris must be shot with frik'n lasers and vaporized. Flying space monkeys can be warded off with banana cannons.