It's probably not even your kid based on who you are.
Go fuck yourself you worthless jackass. You are a piece of waste. The long and the short of it is that I'll be fucking your wife while you're dressed up as a wood-elf.
Those fucks at Nintendo are totally ripping off Cat-Rape '88, for the Commodore. I am completely and utterly disgusted with Nintendo's lack of innovation on this front and will immediately stop playing my SNES and cease all thought of buying a Nintendo 64. The best games are always the oldest and most obscure ones because my ownership of them and non-acceptance of newer games proves how elite I am. In conclusion, I came up with the idea for Oregon Trail and have seen Sid Maier nude.
So? You know what the shit he is implying. I fucking hate you NanoGator. You're always posting the most argumentative bullshit. You're really full of yourself and love to think about how you show these stupid fucks how smart you are. But guess what - these people are worthless fuckstains, you're not proving anything. You know, I could go down to the fucking local tard school, pass out some math problems, and beat those tards handily. But what would be the fucking point? ANSWER: There wouldn't be one. Stop being a douchebag and start doing something with your life. You're almost as bad as that FortKnox asshole. That's right Josh, I'm talking about you. Anyway, NanoGator - you officially blow asshole. It's disgusting and I won't stand for it anymore. Feel free to fist yourself tonight and email me with the results tomorrow, fuckstain.
Man, NanoGator really knows his way around the sausage factory, if you know what I'm saying. GO HERE.
Excuse me while I fucking kill myself for having read this bullshit.
For fuck's sake, is everyone allergic to pussy or something? Honestly, you're not going to get laid if you keep pulling nonsense like this. It's just not going to happen. I guess if you want to fuck each other in the ass, then you're all set. As for me, I can't see myself busting a nut in some fat guy's hairy brown asshole.
You claim Bugnie's site works fine in Firefox. So, the person you are replying to is making a complaint about a non-issue because it is false. Why would the "next" item on his agenda be to complain that Halo isn't Linux-friendly? I mean, that's a true statement. It doesn't exactly fit the M.O. that you've described.
Can you follow this dickslap or are you too fucking stupid?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAGGOT FATHERS YOU SHIT-PACKED QUEER!!!
Stop posting on Slashdot you fucking dickhead. Listen, you don't know a fucking thing about cryptography. Acknowledge this. It is the first step towards making you into a human being that I don't completely hate.
Oh, I know you're a virgin and I know you're going to be a virgin for a very, very, very long time. I fucking hate you so much. Go fuck yourself dicklicker.
Man, nobody should believe this fucking guy. He's a douche. Check out this post that mbrewthx made. He thinks that his sister is "very good looking". That's right cocksuckers, mbrewthx has evaluated his sister's appearance and come to the conclusion that he'd hit it. Can you believe that shit? He's a sick fuck that's into incest. I bet he wants to blow his dad and let his mom shove a dildo up his ass.
Man, nobody should believe this fucking guy. He's a douche. Check out this post that mbrewthx made. He thinks that his sister is "very good looking". That's right cocksuckers, mbrewthx has evaluated his sister's appearance and come to the conclusion that he'd hit it. Can you believe that shit? He's a sick fuck that's into incest. I bet he wants to blow his dad and let his mom shove a dildo up his ass. --
What the shit would you know about it? You're not a computer techie. You think that security through obscurity works and that cryptology involves keeping the system secret. You're a fucking idiot trying to pose as a "techie." In the future, don't post here you fucking loser.
Man, nobody should believe this fucking guy. He's a douche. Check out this post that mbrewthx made. He thinks that his sister is "very good looking". That's right cocksuckers, mbrewthx has evaluated his sister's appearance and come to the conclusion that he'd hit it. Can you believe that shit? He's a sick fuck that's into incest. I bet he wants to blow his dad and let his mom shove a dildo up his ass.
Guess what dickhead - you don't know shit about crytography. Shut the fuck up and post again when your balls grow in you fucking faggot. I'm going to hire a bunch of black guys to ass-rape you as punishment you fucking toolshed.
That's right, you're a toolshed; not just a tool, an entire shed of tools. God, you're the most worthless human being ever. For fuck's sake, shove it up your ass you stupid shit. You obviously don't know anything about this topic so why did you have to post? WHY? JUST TO FUCKING MOUTH OFF BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID DICK-LICKER WITH NO LIFE AND A NEED TO BE NOTICED?
Here's a hint, your mommy and daddy hate you. Your mom wishes every night that those 15 some years ago, she had given head instead of letting your dad's worthless jizz enter her fat, green, bloated pussy. I hate you.
Well yes, of course - that being the case, that still doesn't change the fact that a lot of unnesscary links had to be followed in order to view the entire article. Hoops that I don't want to jump through.
First of all, that's an opinion. Second of all, the summary of the news being described should only present the facts. If the Halo 2 comment was so important, it should have been posted by the offending user as a comment. Michael should do his job and remove such drivel.
I refuse to read this article because Game Tunnel divided it up across 8 pages just to get ad views up. My stance is that I will not support a site that takes part in such underhanded techniques and makes their readers jump through such silly hoops just to read an article. I suggest you do the same.
"For those who believe that the best game this year was that badly named expansion pack that they have the nerve to call Halo 2, check out the awards for a different side of gaming than you are used to."
cyrus_zuo, Save the comments on the article for the comments section please.
You've evaluated your sister's appearance and come to the conclusion that she's good looking? That's fairly gross. Do you want to fuck her? In the ass? Raw dog? Till she bleeds?
Well guess what, you can't fuck her raw dog in the ass till she bleeds, for two reasons.
1. Your dick isn't big enough to make a chick bleed from an anal pounding. 2. I've already split that whore's ass wide open. Not only could she take a five iron in the ass, she could take the whole fucking set of clubs.
"YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS SO EXCITED TO HEAR ABOUT THE GREAT EFFECTS OF BEER THAT SHE DRANK A QUARTER KEG, PASSED OUT, AND GOT GANG-RAPED BY 15 BLACK GUYS!! LUCKILY, I WAS FIRST IN LINE!!"
Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like yelling. Please note that I may actually be Albert Pujols of the St. Louis Cardinals. Go Cardinals!
I love this story. It highlights the fact that I enjoy taking shits on whores. I wake up every single fucking day and I think to myself, "I wonder how many whores I can shit on today." There is nothing more satisfying in this world than blasting some slut with a fist-sized glob of dripping feces. It gets me excited just thinking about it. And, after all, let's be honest - women deserve it. This is Slashdot, a site frequented by young males age 18-25 of indiscriminate sexual policy and dyke sluts. Seriously, the only women that like computers are fat bull dykes. Just look at this fucking slut. So, as I was saying, you fags should start dropping brown goodness onto the faces of sluts. It's a good time and I think an enjoyable hobby that relates quite directly to this article on shit. For more information, email me at fuckyouverymuch@gmail.com.
yeah, they're working. if by "working" you mean "not working."
i just emailed some aussie asking why he had such a small dong [it grows inward instead of outward was the answer] and whether he wanted me to punch his wife in her fat floppy donkey tits.
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Go fuck yourself you worthless jackass. You are a piece of waste. The long and the short of it is that I'll be fucking your wife while you're dressed up as a wood-elf.
Those fucks at Nintendo are totally ripping off Cat-Rape '88, for the Commodore. I am completely and utterly disgusted with Nintendo's lack of innovation on this front and will immediately stop playing my SNES and cease all thought of buying a Nintendo 64. The best games are always the oldest and most obscure ones because my ownership of them and non-acceptance of newer games proves how elite I am.
In conclusion, I came up with the idea for Oregon Trail and have seen Sid Maier nude.
Go smoke some pole, asshole.
They're not crippled! They're just differently-abled.
Man, NanoGator really knows his way around the sausage factory, if you know what I'm saying. GO HERE.
GOD BLESS!!
For fuck's sake, is everyone allergic to pussy or something? Honestly, you're not going to get laid if you keep pulling nonsense like this. It's just not going to happen. I guess if you want to fuck each other in the ass, then you're all set. As for me, I can't see myself busting a nut in some fat guy's hairy brown asshole.
You claim Bugnie's site works fine in Firefox. So, the person you are replying to is making a complaint about a non-issue because it is false. Why would the "next" item on his agenda be to complain that Halo isn't Linux-friendly? I mean, that's a true statement. It doesn't exactly fit the M.O. that you've described.
Can you follow this dickslap or are you too fucking stupid?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAGGOT FATHERS YOU SHIT-PACKED QUEER!!!
Dad.
Oh, I know you're a virgin and I know you're going to be a virgin for a very, very, very long time. I fucking hate you so much. Go fuck yourself dicklicker.
Man, nobody should believe this fucking guy. He's a douche. Check out this post that mbrewthx made. He thinks that his sister is "very good looking". That's right cocksuckers, mbrewthx has evaluated his sister's appearance and come to the conclusion that he'd hit it. Can you believe that shit? He's a sick fuck that's into incest. I bet he wants to blow his dad and let his mom shove a dildo up his ass.
Man, nobody should believe this fucking guy. He's a douche. Check out this post that mbrewthx made. He thinks that his sister is "very good looking". That's right cocksuckers, mbrewthx has evaluated his sister's appearance and come to the conclusion that he'd hit it. Can you believe that shit? He's a sick fuck that's into incest. I bet he wants to blow his dad and let his mom shove a dildo up his ass.
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What the shit would you know about it? You're not a computer techie. You think that security through obscurity works and that cryptology involves keeping the system secret. You're a fucking idiot trying to pose as a "techie." In the future, don't post here you fucking loser.
Man, nobody should believe this fucking guy. He's a douche. Check out this post that mbrewthx made. He thinks that his sister is "very good looking". That's right cocksuckers, mbrewthx has evaluated his sister's appearance and come to the conclusion that he'd hit it. Can you believe that shit? He's a sick fuck that's into incest. I bet he wants to blow his dad and let his mom shove a dildo up his ass.
That's right, you're a toolshed; not just a tool, an entire shed of tools. God, you're the most worthless human being ever. For fuck's sake, shove it up your ass you stupid shit. You obviously don't know anything about this topic so why did you have to post? WHY? JUST TO FUCKING MOUTH OFF BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID DICK-LICKER WITH NO LIFE AND A NEED TO BE NOTICED?
Here's a hint, your mommy and daddy hate you. Your mom wishes every night that those 15 some years ago, she had given head instead of letting your dad's worthless jizz enter her fat, green, bloated pussy. I hate you.
Quite right - your dad provides me with all the roleplaying, dungeon clearing, and cybersex I can handle without any monthly fee.
No - they do it to increase ad views. Trust me - I know this to be a fact.
Well yes, of course - that being the case, that still doesn't change the fact that a lot of unnesscary links had to be followed in order to view the entire article. Hoops that I don't want to jump through.
First of all, that's an opinion.
Second of all, the summary of the news being described should only present the facts. If the Halo 2 comment was so important, it should have been posted by the offending user as a comment. Michael should do his job and remove such drivel.
I refuse to read this article because Game Tunnel divided it up across 8 pages just to get ad views up. My stance is that I will not support a site that takes part in such underhanded techniques and makes their readers jump through such silly hoops just to read an article. I suggest you do the same.
Well guess what, you can't fuck her raw dog in the ass till she bleeds, for two reasons.
1. Your dick isn't big enough to make a chick bleed from an anal pounding.
2. I've already split that whore's ass wide open. Not only could she take a five iron in the ass, she could take the whole fucking set of clubs.
In conclusion, you're a douchebag and I hate you.
"YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS SO EXCITED TO HEAR ABOUT THE GREAT EFFECTS OF BEER THAT SHE DRANK A QUARTER KEG, PASSED OUT, AND GOT GANG-RAPED BY 15 BLACK GUYS!! LUCKILY, I WAS FIRST IN LINE!!"
Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like yelling. Please note that I may actually be Albert Pujols of the St. Louis Cardinals. Go Cardinals!
I love this story. It highlights the fact that I enjoy taking shits on whores. I wake up every single fucking day and I think to myself, "I wonder how many whores I can shit on today." There is nothing more satisfying in this world than blasting some slut with a fist-sized glob of dripping feces. It gets me excited just thinking about it. And, after all, let's be honest - women deserve it. This is Slashdot, a site frequented by young males age 18-25 of indiscriminate sexual policy and dyke sluts. Seriously, the only women that like computers are fat bull dykes. Just look at this fucking slut. So, as I was saying, you fags should start dropping brown goodness onto the faces of sluts. It's a good time and I think an enjoyable hobby that relates quite directly to this article on shit. For more information, email me at fuckyouverymuch@gmail.com.
i just emailed some aussie asking why he had such a small dong [it grows inward instead of outward was the answer] and whether he wanted me to punch his wife in her fat floppy donkey tits.