Yes, he did mean 140 hours. But he's a fucking asshole and didn't type 140 hours. He decided to be a pedantic asshole and try to demonstrate his great math abilities. It doesn't make sense to quantify entertainment the way that fuckstain tried to do. You wouldn't expect to pay less to see a film of lesser length than a longer film so why would you expect the same in video games? There is no cultural expectation of that moron's assertion and there are arguments against why you don't measure entertainment in length of time. By his poor logic, some mural I drew on the side of a building of my gigantic dick is a much better piece of art than the Mona Lisa, since it's so much bigger.
So, in conclusion, not only is that loser's point completely wrong but he's too stupid to actually make it. He decided to use Windows' built-in calculator in a pathetic karma grab. I hope he rots in hell. [By the way, I wouldn't need a calculator for the incredibly simple math performed but that fucking guy does. Again, because he's stupid.]
"I have a higher than most college students' understanding of concepts, and some real programming experience in languages like assembly and C/C++"
Here's a hint dickslap - most college students don't major in Computer Science. If that is indeed your field, it shouldn't be hard to say that most people don't have the level of knowledge that you do. That's nothing special. Now, if what you meant to say is that you have a better understanding of concepts related to Computer Science than most college students who are majoring in CS, you are both wrong and unable to express your thoughts clearly. Instead of being a pedantic asshole, learn the fucking language this summer. I know that education isn't really important in Texas and you'd much rather spend your time crafting a compiler (as if you could even come close to achieving that with your rather limited knowledge and intellect) but how about cracking a few books and learning? I have found that being well-educated in classic pieces of literature has implications for all aspects of life.
In conclusion, go fucking die asshole. Your parents are wrong. You are not special. You are not bright or smart and worth anything.
They're forcing their religious views down your throat. You've been conditioned to believe that suicide is wrong. Don't let them get away with it any longer. End your lives now!
Holy fucking shit! You just fucking quoted 'Everybody Loves Raymond', didn't you?
It's official, Slashdot now eats complete and total donkey anus. Man, talk about catering to the fucking lowest of the low. Only dumb shit-eating assholes watched that moronic show and now those same dumb shit-eating assholes have accounts on Slashdot. This place fucking blows ass.
So how much do you care? Since you could care less, you obviously care somewhat. Why is it that you claim to care in your very first statement and then try to point out why you don't care at all?
Oh, you're a member of the lower castes and just use bastardized phrases without thinking about their meaning? Is that it? Fuck you then moron. You're too stupid to be allowed to post your so-called thoughts on the Internet. You're spreading your stupidity to others. Shove a big dildo up your ass and fucking die.
Have you noticed that Ubuntu is advertised as Linux for Human Beings? Is that what initially attracted you to the distribution? I can just imagine the scene, you're browsing around and stumble across an Ubuntu page and you say to yourself, "Well, I am a human being so I guess this is the Linux for me."
I don't know - the whole distribution smells of the lower castes if you ask me. Ubuntu has an African sounding name. STRIKE ONE. Ubuntu advertises itself as Linux for humans. STRIKE TWO. You, a noted homosexual, use Ubuntu. THAT'S IT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!
That's right, there's nothing more to that sentence. I bought your wife. See the period? That signifies the end of the statement. I bought your wife. What I am saying to you is that I paid for sex with your wife. You may be perplexed as she has not retained value since you married her. But you do not know when I bought your wife. As point of fact, I purchased use of her whore-hole when she was 18, used and abused it, then tossed it to the next 50 guys after me. And then that fateful day came and number 52 showed up, fell in love, and married her. That was you. In conclusion, I bought your wife.
Don't talk about your wife on Slashdot. No one gives a fuck. I'm glad that you're so proud to have finally gotten some pussy but it is of little interest to the general public.
It's only obligatory to you because you're a fucking cockstain - as for the rest of us, we don't need a link to Penny Arcade in every single fucking article posted to the Games section.
Guess what dicklicker, a lot of the articles in the games section concern topics that have been mentioned in a Penny Arcade strip. Shit, the next story might be about the Xbox. You know those PA fucks have written a strip about the XBox - are you going to serve up the link? I hope you rot you worthless piece of trash.
Holy fucking shit - how many Xbox 360 articles are going to be made on Slashdot from now until the release date? I am amazed at just how easily these dumb fucks like Game Whore/Slut/Cunt are sucked into the MS marketing machine. For fuck's sake, shove the Xbox 360 up your asses, twist it, and then eat some cyanide you fuckstains. Slashdot has become a pathetic MS shill with all of the hype they're posting for Bill and his new toy.
"Good for training future broadcasters (college radio's purpose, I guess), but listening to the Iowa Western Community College basketball games isn't my idea of a good time."
Oh my fucking god! You mean to tell me that a piece of programming in a broadcast medium didn't appeal to one person! Holy fucking shit! You've got to be kidding me! I thought everyone in the listening area was enjoying 100% of the content sent out by all radio stations. This is an amazing turn of events.
Guess what asshole, some people don't like dumbass college kids talking over music just like you don't like listening to college basketball. Both are just as irrelevant to not only this article but even this thread. I hope you fucking rot you piece of garbage.
It is simply amazing how much smarter than you I am. I really question whether or not you and I are of the same species. I am leaning towards you. Your mother has had relations with non-humans, right? RIGHT QUEER???
But didn't your previous post claim that you posted it first dicklicker? Now you're saying that he submit his.01 seconds before you. Which is it Sally? Was yours first or was it.01 behind the guy that got it there first?
You're a fucking moron. I am going to punch your teeth in this weekend, fancy pants.
Here's a brief story for you motherfuckers. When Episode I came out, I was all excited about it like a good little fuckstain. I mean, shit, it's a new motherfucking Star Wars movie. Sure, RotJ could have been better with ewok rape but it still was an enjoyable movie. So, overall, I expected more of the same. Boy was I wrong. I get in line, buy my fucking tickets [I was a fuckstain, I wasn't enough of a fuckstain to be one of these twits waiting outside a fucking theatre for months on end. Fuck you people. In my America, you'd all be shot in the face and then disposed of quietly.], and then get into the theatre. The fucking place is packed with assholes who have never touched a pussy in their entire worthless lives. Turns out, the only seat I can find is next to some fat pig who hasn't shaved and is oozing into the seats around him because he's a gigantic lard ass. But I just tell myself that this is Star Wars and it is worth it. So I sit down and settle in. Lard ass can barely contain his excitement but I do my best to ignore him. And then the fucking previews start - great, getting closer. It is about that time that I start to notice a smell. That's right, General Dickfucker stinks like shit, probably due to his lack of showering and inability to not shit his pants. It's getting worse and worse as his sweat adds to the aroma. I mean, after all, he's sitting in an air-conditioned theatre, why the fuck wouldn't he sweat like a pig in heat? Previews end and it's really getting close to the point where I have to find a different sit or vomit. And then this fucking queer little kid appears on screen and some Irish fuck starts talking about little creatures in the kid's blood. I'm like, what the shit is going on? I know this is a Star Wars movie because they scrolled the text but, it's not a Star Wars movie I recognize. And this just tears it. I turn to the White Whale and I say to him, "Excuse me, I am now leaving this viewing. While this film does appear to have some problems, my biggest problem is the stench coming from you. It is the stench of defeat and hopelessness. Your whole life revolves around hobbies that ensure you'll never touch a pussy - even one belonging to some wreck like yourself. I suggest you enjoy the show, go home and commit suicide. Carbon monoxide or a hanging would be adequate although, a true Jedi would blow his fucking brains out with a shotgun. Go rot in hell you foul piece of trash."
And then I left and I've never been back to a movie ever again. Fuck the general public. They're all assholes.
SOLUTION: Buy some more fucking RAM and stop whining like a little girl. Guess what - Firefox doesn't run so fucking well on an Apple IIe but it's not reported as a bug, you jackass.
The money you save by not using MS will be paid ten fold down the road when the kids aren't getting an education due to a never-available and always buggy infrastructure. Let's face it, MS is the only OS that's ready for prime time in an educational setting.
Listen closely shitfucker - you're queer. That's all there is to it. No one gives a flying fuck about your thoughts on the proper speed of characters in first person shooters. No one gives a flying if you're even alive so obviously no one is going to care about your deep inner thoughts. Now, obviously you've spent a lot of time thinking about physics in first person shooters and not getting close to a real vagina so I've got some advice for you: go fucking kill yourself you stupid dicklicking asshole.
No one gives a shit about you and your roommate and how you two play touchballs together, faggot. Shut the fuck up and shove a big black cock up your ass already. For fuck's sake, why do you think anyone would care about some fucking conversation you and your queerbait roommate had regarding a fucking Slashdot post? If you think people care, you're a moron. If you know people don't care and still posted anyway, you're a gay asshole. Either way you slice it, you're going to hell.
Go ahead and drop down to the hot place, turn left to pit 5 and burn you fucking dicklicker. I FUCKING HATE YOU!
You start off your statement by saying you formerly watched TechTV but now you have nothing. Are you fucking retarded? If you liked TechTV so much, why are you saying how shitty the personalities from TechTV are?
Sarah is a fucking cunt and I blew a fat load on her cow-tits last night.
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Seriously, you have no value and I hate you. I've yelled at retards in the past and I won't hesitate to tell at you.
So, in conclusion, not only is that loser's point completely wrong but he's too stupid to actually make it. He decided to use Windows' built-in calculator in a pathetic karma grab. I hope he rots in hell. [By the way, I wouldn't need a calculator for the incredibly simple math performed but that fucking guy does. Again, because he's stupid.]
All of you can go fucking spin on dicks.
In conclusion, go fucking die asshole. Your parents are wrong. You are not special. You are not bright or smart and worth anything.
Go fucking kill yourselves.
You're living in a country that you hate.
Why let these fucks push you around any longer?
Show them who the boss is!
They're forcing their religious views down your throat. You've been conditioned to believe that suicide is wrong. Don't let them get away with it any longer. End your lives now!
Thank you and have a good night!
It's official, Slashdot now eats complete and total donkey anus. Man, talk about catering to the fucking lowest of the low. Only dumb shit-eating assholes watched that moronic show and now those same dumb shit-eating assholes have accounts on Slashdot. This place fucking blows ass.
Oh, you're a member of the lower castes and just use bastardized phrases without thinking about their meaning? Is that it? Fuck you then moron. You're too stupid to be allowed to post your so-called thoughts on the Internet. You're spreading your stupidity to others. Shove a big dildo up your ass and fucking die.
I don't know - the whole distribution smells of the lower castes if you ask me. Ubuntu has an African sounding name. STRIKE ONE. Ubuntu advertises itself as Linux for humans. STRIKE TWO. You, a noted homosexual, use Ubuntu. THAT'S IT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!
That's right, there's nothing more to that sentence. I bought your wife. See the period? That signifies the end of the statement. I bought your wife. What I am saying to you is that I paid for sex with your wife. You may be perplexed as she has not retained value since you married her. But you do not know when I bought your wife. As point of fact, I purchased use of her whore-hole when she was 18, used and abused it, then tossed it to the next 50 guys after me. And then that fateful day came and number 52 showed up, fell in love, and married her. That was you. In conclusion, I bought your wife.
Don't talk about your wife on Slashdot. No one gives a fuck. I'm glad that you're so proud to have finally gotten some pussy but it is of little interest to the general public.
Guess what dicklicker, a lot of the articles in the games section concern topics that have been mentioned in a Penny Arcade strip. Shit, the next story might be about the Xbox. You know those PA fucks have written a strip about the XBox - are you going to serve up the link? I hope you rot you worthless piece of trash.
Let me guess - you went to ITT Tech, right? [Here's a clue: you're fucking stupid.]
Fuck you shitmasters. I hope you all rot.
Guess what asshole, some people don't like dumbass college kids talking over music just like you don't like listening to college basketball. Both are just as irrelevant to not only this article but even this thread. I hope you fucking rot you piece of garbage.
It is simply amazing how much smarter than you I am. I really question whether or not you and I are of the same species. I am leaning towards you. Your mother has had relations with non-humans, right? RIGHT QUEER???
You're a fucking moron. I am going to punch your teeth in this weekend, fancy pants.
Go ahead, go dress up like a forest fairy and roll some queer looking dice. I'll be at the bar fucking your mom.
And then I left and I've never been back to a movie ever again. Fuck the general public. They're all assholes.
I fingerblasted your wife and wiped her liquid on that shirt anyway - better to throw it out.
SOLUTION: Buy some more fucking RAM and stop whining like a little girl. Guess what - Firefox doesn't run so fucking well on an Apple IIe but it's not reported as a bug, you jackass.
The money you save by not using MS will be paid ten fold down the road when the kids aren't getting an education due to a never-available and always buggy infrastructure. Let's face it, MS is the only OS that's ready for prime time in an educational setting.
Oh, I know you watch "Everybody Loves Raymond", you queer.
Thank you and take care!
Go ahead and drop down to the hot place, turn left to pit 5 and burn you fucking dicklicker. I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Sarah is a fucking cunt and I blew a fat load on her cow-tits last night.
Fuck you 837801, you're dumb.
Probably a bad idea.
Everyone knows you're stupid. No need to reply to yourself and confirm it.
Of course, the same could be said of you posting here in general. Go fuck yourself pig-dog.