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  1. Holy crap, 40% on LinuxTag: 40% Growth Over Last Year · · Score: -1, Troll

    feels like my penis just got bigger

  2. dude, you must spend an awful lot of time on b.net on In Pursuit Of A Spammer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    but diablo2 account doesn't count, you nerd

  3. blame it on system malfunction on Online Voting In 2004 To Require Windows · · Score: 1

    if they got caught doing something naughty with the votes

    if they don't get caught, then everything will be just fine

    what a perfect plan for the government and the corporations

  4. You are a genius on Marriage May Tame Genius · · Score: 1

    mystery solve, nothing to see here!

  5. After reading that, AOL executives proudly on Mailing Disks is Faster than Uploading Data · · Score: 1

    proclaims the accusation of their high ping latency is just a myth

  6. It there a ring tone that will make females... on Repel Bugs With Your Cell Phone · · Score: 2, Funny

    bug me?

  7. Besides reading slashdot... on Webcaster Alliance Threatens To Sue RIAA · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is there anything we can do to help Wedcaster Alliance on this case

  8. This is just in on Grad Student's Work Reveals National Infrastructure · · Score: 1

    National patrioism upped by 40%

    National IQ down by 20%

    I guess it's a good tradeoff

  9. yes yes.... but you see, the problem is... on Gamers Aren't (Always) Geeks · · Score: 1

    naturally, people want to get lay...

  10. Re:They socialize with other gamers on Gamers Aren't (Always) Geeks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey let's socialize

    A/S/L?

  11. Re:.NET Proof Of Concept on .Net:... 3 Years Later · · Score: 2, Funny

    are you sure it isn't premature ejaculation?

  12. Re:America on Anti-Patriot Act Movement Expands · · Score: 1

    "god-dam country"

    OMG, you are DAMNING our beloved homeland. Verbal insult is an act of dissent that is punishable under the anti-terrorism movement.

    By the Patriot Act, you are hereby arrest and detain in our screct military base. You will be release upon purification by the will of god

  13. Re:The more I read of China on China Accelerates Mars Program · · Score: 1

    Hmmm interesting, but why now? Are they betting on Bush's inability to maintain a budget?

  14. Re:STOP BUYING. on Telemarketers Plan Counterattack · · Score: 1

    You are speaking at the wrong place

    go to AOL's forum and educate those "idiots" =)

  15. Re:Voted down because... on Anti-Spam Bill Killed In California · · Score: 1

    I bet they are also not satisfy with their manhood's, and their wife's breasthood performance. In order to compensate those weaknesses, they seek comtribution from certain human enhancement organization

  16. I think I know what the problem is. It's France on Web Firms Choose Profit Over Privacy · · Score: 1

    It must be, they don't go along with freedom that will

    details at 11

  17. Re:The wrong questions being asked on Blizzard North Co-Founders Leave Company · · Score: 1

    with that many people, speed build is highly possible!

  18. Re:Cool, on Collapsible LCD Screens · · Score: 1

    dude, I wonder how large of a pocket you have, because you see, I have all of the playboy mags stuffed in computer memory for easy access...

  19. The environment already existed... on Real Life Doom With Point-And-Shoot Positioning · · Score: 1

    in USA, especially in major cities

    it's just that you don't respawn when you drop to the floor. We are still working on that area

  20. Re:Communist Nazi's? on SCO Protest And Anti-Protest In Provo · · Score: 1

    Dude, you got to free up the term fascist so our administration won't lost too many brain cells

    Bush: now days people love to call me a facist, I wonder what's that suppose to mean

    Hawks: Don't worry Mr. President. You are doing everything for American freedom, American interest, American value, American coperations, American captialism, American culture, American defense, American future, American oil access, umm.. I mean vital resource...

    Bush: Yeah, can't blame a guy for trying right? But weren't the Nazi facists?

    Hawks: Yes they were

    Bush: But I don't want to share the same title with the Nazi. The hippies and tree-huggers were all fired up about facist, for some Democrat reason.

    Hawks: then may I suggest we associate communism to Nazi instead? All we need to do is scrap all the current history text book and released the 69 revised edition.

    Bush: Great!

  21. Re:Humor or no, SCO signs are wrong on SCO Protest And Anti-Protest In Provo · · Score: 1

    more than a apology,
    probably more than some spanking too =)

  22. Re:Image Problems? on SCO Protest And Anti-Protest In Provo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, havn't you learn from our leader? You can never go wrong blaming Iraq, France, and communism.

    Now to all hawks, rejoice!
    Hail Bush!

  23. Battle Cruiser 3000? on Duke Nukem Versus Take Two? · · Score: 1

    and the whole Derek Smart smack talk? =)

    7 years of development time, 1 vapor ware, and one cocky bastard

  24. The Matrix "Reloaded" on EFF Supporting Home DVD Editing · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I normalize the time dialation in the slow motion/bullet time scenes, maybe I can make it a 2 hour movie!

  25. Re:ahhh crap...... on Microsoft Files 15 Lawsuits Against Spammers · · Score: 1

    Easy

    We kill spammers now, we hate Microsoft later